Pokemon are for marriage and impregnation
>>54488382Fuck off Kieran, you lost your waifu for a good reason
>>54488382Yes.
actually for friends
>>54489269She's gonna fuck him
Reminder.
I want her to be happy!
Why are the dogs walkin' funny?
>>54490483Then the women can have the male Pokemon and anyone can have the genderless ones. Everyone wins!
>>54488382
>>54490772>jolteonMY FUCKING DICK
>>54492737>10,000 volts of lightningRIP anon's dick
>>54488382Imagine her pinning your head to the wall with her massive belly swollen with kits
>>54490483Okay but I still want to get pegged by her yeenis.
>>54491770In bed with my Gardevoir daki right this moment
>>54490483ALL males pokemon are genetic dead end
female pokemon are for big black human cocks
>>54494625It'd be a real shame if she laid eggs inside you with it like some sort of alien, wouldn't it?
Why do you fetishize the limited mental capacity of super powered animals?
>>54495540You lost, /an/on? Pokemon are Pokemon, not animals.
>>54495239Delusional humancuck. Nobody wants human males.
I want to sniff Delphox booty
Stop having groomer fantasies involving cute, magical pets.
>>54495775>Furboi posting
Because of you, shitty pokezoophiles, I have to suffer for your carnal "love" for some fucking animals who are friends, the worst thing in a franchise for children, If you didn't exist, I wouldn't and others wouldn't have suffered having to love some fucking non-existent creatures breaking our dreams of having friends, You only spread your mental illnesses to others with your fucking fetishes, go with a dolphin if you really want to fuck an intelligent animalI didn't even think about the sexuality of my favorite pokemon but after seeing that many would fuck her, it just made me want to kill them for defending her and worse with those who wanted to have eggs with a creature that would put her at risk, It barely measures one meter and they don't even care about malesThey have screwed up my life for the last 3 years, one cannot have an obsessive love with a pokemon because the fucking mentally sick come to want to fuck them for mere human male degenerationI would understand if you fell in love but there are so many of them that it seems they want to treat pokemon like fucking living sex toys, even for their shitty drawings, they are treated as inferior for calling a weaker creature "master" as part of their fetishes of dominating women and have a fucking harem
>>54496189i ain't readin all of that
Friendship!
Isn't it strange how /vp/ simultaneously claims they "love" pokemon critters, but also only sees them as disposable fleshlights?
>>54488382Delphox is 4'11"
>>54496492are you sure about that
>>54490862>MARRY AND REPRODUCE
>>54496505alpha delphox is 6'10"
>>54496492"love" is just the sensation given to you by hormones encouraging you to procreate and continue the species, if you honestly believe otherwise you are deluded beyond saving
>>54495470Not really, but that's actually Giratina's job as explained @>>54494569 >>54488382>>54496598Would a Delphox let me braid her pubes?
>>54496492I just want to rape them all untill they get mindbroken into believing that rough unprotected sex is love - and then demand this from me every single day, or else they'll kill me for not being dedicated enough. I don't believe that love as shown in media is an actual real thing>>54496009>no 'verily' You are even more smalltime than the real Zozzle
>>54496691As proven by several posts in this thread, you have an insatiable love for cock, though. That's real.
hmofa is just furry blacked
>>54496745That's why solo art is the best, not pretending you're a lucario or cinderace.
>>54496745You have no reason to be upset unless you aren't human
>>54496492People here have fantasies involving cute lil creatures that occupy the space of pets. A Pokémon is a creature that should be cherish and seen as a form of magical pet. Verily so, traces of this philosophy are the foundations of the Pokémon series and part of it's success, the focus on friendly designs and imagining Pokémon as creatures akin to cats and dogs has helped the series have tremendous wide appeal which is why Tajiri was obsessed with that idea.Instead people here would rather corrupt that innocence because dark thoughts cloud their minds. Instead of platonic relationships with a cute magical pet they imagine themselves grooming these cute and innocent critters to be their lovers, nevermind the dynamic at play here. It's honestly disheartening seeing this play out.
>>54496745it's more like the equivalent of kids in the playground going "NUH UH IM NOT GAY CAUSE IM NOT UR GAY ACTUALLY"
>>54496867I'm gonna be honest I was expecting /vp/ to lie and say they don't just view pokemon as toys to abuse and exploit, but I shouldn't be surprised at the responses.
>>54490772All boys btw
>>54496691>I don't believe that love as shown in media is an actual real thingIt's never been real. These tales you've been told are works of fiction that exist because someone wished they were real.>and then demand this from me every single day, or else they'll kill me for not being dedicated enough.This includes refusing to expose your wriggly worm when expected to.
>>54496922>no cookiedropped
>>54496009alolan ninetails gang rape
>>54497019Pokemon have human-like genitalia to be better compatible with humans
>>54496867pokemon were made to be raped
'Attract' eliminates the refractory period
It's not like a creature that freezes you with just a glance is so easy to...And if someone would rape a pokemon in a hypothetical case in which there exist, it means that I can kill the rapist in the hypothetical case, right?
>>54496009>>54496867Stop demeaning Pokemon as vapid "critters". You just hate Pokemon and only want to see them pushed to the side as vapid "pet critters". You despise the idea of human/Pokemon romance because it would mean moving the Pokemon into an equal position to the human characters.>>54496691>>54497046If that's what you think then go look up some disgusting Pokemon critter rape porn. Just stop posting here.
>>54490692>herstop posting this unlewdably cute boi
Happy Bunday, anons.
>>54496705It's because I want to have "it" I just can't decide which one exactly and whether if should it be resting between my legs or ravaging my fuckhole that is real and can actualy bring life to make me useful just for once
>>54496922How long will this one stay up again?>>54497003When a day comes they'll stop pretending to listen to my commands and act decent in public spaces, it will officially be the end of me... but then again my worthless existance was never noticed by anyone before that hypothetical moment
>>54489269Pokemon can be for either, or both, or neither :D
>>54496623nobody cares about your cuck fetish, retard
>>54497400Hmm ... Damn bratty fox ...! !! ! Raping humans and pokemon alike ... Correction is needed ...
>>54498412
>made the same thread>the tranny OP tried too hard to troll but got btfo by 4chan x filtering his ass so he deleted the thread out of defeatthanks for the laugh, furtroon
>>54497363I need to have at least an illusion of control over something in my entire pathetic life just for a mere moment in order to not go insane, you will never understand this if you have anything to live for and make you smile at home.
>>54498449gen 6 was a mistake
>>54498449>Toadfucker thread deleted immediately after I posted Feraligatr What did jannies meant by that?
>>54498546You mentioned the deviantart tranny3 threads were deleted so far after he was mentionedBZero4 = Braixen troll = mod
Fr-friends?
Ivysaurfag is incredibly autistic and Braixen mod is based for bullying him
Toadfucker is incredibly based for exposing the discorders and Braixen mod should stop trolling and spamming to ruin this board with his power tripping autism like Reddit mods
>>54495239how would human men compete with this?
>reddit cries /vp/ isn't her safespaceHello newfag. /vp/'s always been like this. Maybe if you weren't so young, you'd have picked up on that by now.
Wait, is one of the discord raiders in a mod position? Is this why genwars threads never get deleted on time?
>>54498995Just stop samefagging in my threads to ruin them before you delete them when you get btfo and we can be cool ;)
>>54499018Bingo.They also support the Anti-Gen2/Gen5 spam
>>54498974Not being one pump chumps help
>>54499028>containment board gets created>mods chain of commands gets hijacked>universal and board rules get ignored because of it>Discourse and topic spills into other boards anywayThen what's the fucking point of /vp/ then? What the fuck?
>>54499088I literally got banned twice because I posted a screenshot of the website rules to the retarded mod above because he is not doing his job dealing with the genwars and porn spamHe's here just to jerk off to Braixen and ban everyone that makes him angry
>>54499227Pick a better waifu that's not a toad and be less autistic
>>54499391>be an npc and pick something already popular among normiesNo, i'm not underage
>>54499211>seemingly confirming claim of moderator status>nothing to distinguish from a regular anonErr...
>>54496189TLDR. hang yourself.
>>54496505Even better, I'm 6'2" tall. Shortstack milf fox is peak waifu material.
>>54496745more like furry bleached. WHMOAF is kino, anything else is gay and cringe.
>>54499028>Putting Shitnova on the same level as JohtoFuck off bort'.
>>54499071Proofs?
>>54499405That's not what he said retard.For me, it's kaijumons. I would absolutely plow a ttar, aggron, nidoqueen, kangaskhan, or rhydon (female of course). The idea of dicking down something able to kill me with no effort at all is the greatest power fantasy I can think of.
>>54498995Aww this picture is super cute, blessed Ninetales love
>>54499477Ivysaur is a kaiju
>>54499208Based jackal wife
>>54499487Nah, doesn't count. Isn't a bipedal monster inspired by toku. It's just a dumb frog with a flower.
>>54499522I thought a fellow Kaiju fan would be better than this
>>54499508>>54499517>>54499532>>54499542>>54499554>>54499560>>54499574>>54499585dragonjet love
>>54499602Dumb toad
>>54499662
>>54499397No you're not
>>54496505When will they fucking learn
>>54495775You are a human male.
>>54490483>tfw someone screepcaps your postThat's a first. Greetings to /spt/ bros
>>54499554>>54499560>>54499574>>54499585You just know
>>54500065Anon, size differences have always been canon and the pokédex height listings have always listed the average size of the pokémon species.Doesn't mean you can't get a big tall dommy mommy Phoxwife, nor a petite funsized dommy mommy Phoxwife either.They also create all this shit with kids as primary consumers in mind and 4'6" is the average size of a ten year old over there.
>>54499602Ivysaur is quadrupedal, just because your dog can stand on two legs doesn't make it a kaiju. Kaijumons are very specific in design; nidos, rhydon, kangeskhan, aggron, tyranitar, baxcalibur, those are kaijumon.Nidorina and Ivysaur are not.>>54500803Now THAT is a woman.
>>54500924Queen
>>54500936Made for hugs
>>54500894
>>54501342>>54501327>>54501338She looks like she fucks paldean shotas
>>54501508He looks offmodel.
>>54501512
>taking your expecting wife to the pokemon center for her checkup
>>54500924>being this ignorantJuran from Ultra Q is a Kaiju and it's just a giant flower.
>>54496864This poster is literally a furfag seething at the thought of some anons distancing themselves from their gay pedo aids ridden diaper shitting vorefaggot "community"
>>54488382wtf is this picture? Delphox isn't even five feet tall.
>>54499117Best girl
>>54498577Wait what, are you not shitting me?>>54498810Friends don't want to try re-enact the death of Aeschyllus with you and/or rape your dead/unconcious body last time I check the definintion of that word…
>>54502047Shit, this reminds me - do we have a Biollante pokèmon yet?
>>54502783I consider zoosuiter furfags less insane that diaperfags and voreshitters, and the less said about latex / living pooltoy fetishists the better for anyones mental wellnes.
>>54503180read that shitter's profile and pic description.He has a fetish for bullying Ivysaur with Braixen.he's also a student and hates Delphox>>54503187Venusaur, kinda
>>54496505
>>54504301Why would you walk a humanoid mon like a dog? Atleast use those harness things I see people use for children.
>>54504823Oh man
>Captcha: 0GAAY
>>54503351>XXSimagine>XXLI M A G I N E
>>54505474I was thinking lately that female Pokemon probably would look fine with cetacean-esque nipple-slits
>>54504325mental illness
>>54497019How many times do we have to tell you retards foxes =/= dogs and that they don't have cookies.
>>54496189You are severely mentally ill.
>>54506681I can't unsee the fart edit of this
>>54496867Tajiri can suck a cock, he's a deranged freak who fantasized about dogfightingGlad that his vision is dead and has been for as long as this franchise has been aliveAlso sex the fox
>>54495540Pokemon can consent. If you fuck a Gardevoir, she consented because otherwise she would have black holed you up.
>>54507131>>54507123>>54507115>>54507108having a dumpy goodra wife would be amazing in theory but if i actually lived with a worthless slob that ate all my shit and contributed nothing i'd probably kill her and then myself
>>54496759>pretending you're a lucario or cinderace.I Kneel......
>>54497363Pokegroomers will delude themselves into thinking their own mirages is what is reflected on the series. No, verily so, this is the wrong way of looking at it.I don't hate Pokémon, the issue here is threads like these. When I speak of those terms I do so because they aptly describe the spaces Pokémon occupy in-universe and how the people in charge of the series wants us to percieve Pokémon as. It's no wonder The Pokémon Company explicitly stated as such in their guide for 3rd parties and why there is an emphasis on Pokémon as pets from GameFreak and Pokémon creator stretching back to the 90s. While Pokegroomers have their delusions the games and anime have no problem portraying Pokémon as being like cats and dogs such as chewing on grass, barking, being cleaned like dogs, living in pastures and farms, eating dog food or even playing fetch while programming dog and cat behaviors unto them instead of the inanity the circus here thinks. Verily indeed trainers also describe their Pokémon as if they're household pets. They're not meant to be love interest for lonely men of age, they're fantastical critters molded from the experiences of Satoshi Tajiri's childhood in nature. For that Pokémon don't deserve these ill thoughts when they're simply cute constructs made for children. For shame, stop sexualizing Pokémon and indulging in these inane delusions.
>>54507347If you're forced to be a Pokemon, you could do worse than to be one of those two.
>>54507347CHADS
Metallic kisses!
>>54507352>says the seething dogfucker cosplayer pushing her own delusion onto the franchise, to handle the fact the devs see them as human-level unlike her low-iq reading of the media
>>54507451Hilbert unintentionally seducing his own pokemon
>>54507497what a fag
>plays second fiddle to human woman>does nothing to correct her behavior or make herself more attractive to himThis is a bit too real.
>>54507556>gave up on this panel right when the drama startedwhy can't shouting follow through on anything
>>54507684What drama? I don't tend to keep up with artist RL stuff.
made for human men
>>54507352It doesn't matter what the evil billion dollar corporation does. And it also doesn't matter what SHITjiri says. Just because he's the creator doesn't mean everything he says is gold. J. K. Rowling said wizards shit their pants. You think her being the author automatically means it's good that she said that? Plus, Tajiri was nuts, he said in his comic that he imagined Pokemon battles being like people inciting their pet dogs to bite each other. So according to you, Pokemon should be like scared dogs who are made to bite one another and don't understand why they're fighting, just because that's what Tajiri said? At least in the actual canon, it's more like friendly competition, like a safer magical version of MMA.The best Pokemon moments are the ones where they're sapient and emotional, NOT when they're vapid marketability side critters like you want them to be. You just want the, to be as shallow and soulless as possible because you hate them. If CUNTjiri or anyone else in the Pokemon corporate hierarchy says that's what Pokemon should be, it's wrong of them to say that.
>>54507750
>>54507738Oops, wrong image guys
>>54489269Based.
>>54508069imagine the farts
>>54507722i meant the drama in the storyline where goodra starts taking the piss out of the gf upsetting both her and him in the processafaik shouting irl has a wife and kids now so he spends less time drawing and more time with them
>>54508486Good. He escaped the pit of critter fantasies, and /vp/ can too.
>>54508228Eewwww
>>54508570yah hahaha ew hahaha gross hahaha
>>54508605I like a nice ass, but I don't want to smell gaseous waste
>>54508927Cat thread died
>>54508486>artist has wife, kids, and likely a real job to support it allGodspeed to that horsefucker.
>>54508938It got nuked right? Mods dont like the cat
>>54508952They used to. Anything went with the threads. They even had an animated icon for the board.
Are there any Pokemon dating sims?
>>54506806Yep, guess what happened to me when I went to look for Lucario when I was 13 years old, already experiencing uncomfortable intrusive thoughts of the 4 types that appear on WikipediaAt least I don't mind being a furry anymore but it happened to me again now that I have another favorite pokemon, I mean, I was searching for a gif in google images and I got a fucking gif pokemon x human, and later I knew about a fuking 3D video that was relevant at the timeOver time I forced myself to like it because I already liked it a little, Well just the anthro and I could see it well among pokemon tooBecause total... I have always identified with my favorite pokemon and the idea of being with another similar pokemon as a couple doesn't sound bad, although with anthro as preferenceAlso, what the fuck with being a human and being with something that is like an animalOr well, what the fuck with being a human
>>54509789>cooking 4 jet planesIs she afraid because the other 3 are already in the stewpot
>>54508952>>54508963Replaced by new waifumon, please understand.
>>54510005At least the foxes are still around with their weekly threads.
>>54507326I'm no expert, but I feel like a Goodra could pretty easily beat the shit out of human, seeing as Pokemon regularly tank heavy blows, fire, electricity, etc. You could just shove her in a Pokeball and shunt her into cyberspace.
>>54488382What are the benefits of marrying a Pokemon creature?
>>54510005Based AF, I actually like this one
>>54510823True love, and a partner who will likely stay forever in shape, because pokemon stay fit through their constant battling
>>54503351>removing the gender off of my phoxesfor shame>>54505926i know, right?
>>54496691If you had a child you wouldn't love them?
What was Game Freak thinking back in 2006? Was someone getting high on their own supply?
>>54511413Forgot my pic
>>54508486>afaik's wife watching him exclusively draw comics featuring relationships between human men and female anthros (This does not imply anything about her spouses preferences whatsoever)
>>54496745Are you not human?
>>54488382>marriage Wallet-rape apologists raised in Abrahamic household should have no power and rights in a modern society
>>54507541>>54507533>drawing Pyroar as a dog I thought he made gryphon porn at least once when he still was a ponyfag…
>>54509165>I was searching for a gif in google images and I got a fucking gif pokemon x human The one where they are fucking on a beach (and the Lucario is wearing a bikini before the sexo commences)?
>>54509165Deep-seated trauma from stumbling upon porn at a young age. Common yet unfortunate occurrence. I advise seeking therapy (do not mention pokemon porn to a therapist though, be vague about it).
>>54512939He just sounds autistic
>>54496189Stfu. Rule 34 knows no mercy that's been the way it is since the 1990s.
>>54496492Feminine take. Pokemon and other rule 34 characters and also anthro girls are not hypergamous like IRL women nor do they have significantly weaker sex drives. Its not on men to want romance and a family its on women to want to fuck around as much as we do and with as little requirements/standards as us. Plus I'm good with my mouth so I guarantee the Pokemon would not have a problem with anything.
>>54513257same thing
>>54509165Just get a fleshlight or onahole (even better) and use it to lucario porn. That's what fucking her would feel like at basically a 1:1 ratio. The sex robots will feel the same but will be a whole body that is interactive and can follow simple commands like "turn around and bend over" or "bring me a beer and start sucking my dick". Shed go "yes master" and get to it with head game that puts 3DPD normie women to shame with their strong gag reflexes and feminist sensibilities.
>>54512861No, my current favorite pokemon pokemon is another one that at first glance, you wouldn't expect its rule without knowing about it.>>54512939I did that, but she told me the usual thing that I don't have to care about other people's opinions, but it's difficult for me do it sometimes taking that I look for drawings and things everywhere, even though she didn't give me therapy even though I also need it for other things.>>54513257Too>>54513353Well, let them do more of sableye being fucked>>54513654Ok, but no I hate that shit about being called master, I just like the idea of a pokemon couple, giving love and pleasure
>>54514416What was it then dear Anon?
>>54509143I don't know any, but it would be cool. Which mons would you like to see? I think at least one eeveelution would be obligatory.
>>54496935Based on the content of this artist I wouldn't really be surprised if that was the case.
>>54510887I prefer girls, but your screens had a slightly bigger phox than mine
>>54516293males are simply better, sorry
>>54516321Sure, you can take them all, I won't mind. I'll attend to my 5 shiny girls I found during that community day.
>>54514512Plush...
>>54510887>8ft tall phoxman bfi could die
>>54510887>small dom big subvery based
>>54499477Based.
>>54517500I... I don't even want to begin to know how much this cost. The cost was way too much for even THINKING about this.
>>54516321>50cm tall 2kg braixenLiteral pocket monster
>>54511873I was tempted to ask him personally to confirm, but apparently he kept his hoppy a secret even to his family. Now I wonder what would the kid’s reactions be like when they open the pandora box at one point… they had to either by an accident or morbid curiosity.
>>54507750How delusional are you lmao
>>54507352>>54496867>>54496009If you wanted alolan tales porn you just had to be upfront about it
>>54516352I dont quite follow...
>>54520487>guy with team of H-Lilligant, Tsareena, Roserade, Virizion, Serperior, and Cacturne
