Is /pug/ still full?

>>53862167
If you hate lapras and want to cuck Lapras players just use A9. Avalanche blocks its unite. Blizzard wall tick damage melts Lapras and keeps it away from you.
Last game I saw a Lapras pick on shackle owl. Once flipping Fug with my Unite we all needed to dunk since we were losing.
Owl needed to dunk but lapras kept following so I saved the owl as we 2vs1 the lapras.
Afterwards he sends a invites and thanks me because for the last 3 games he played against that same enemy lapras.
Normally I don't bat an eye at owls but this felt good for once

When's this eevee crap over and the starter kino begins?

is attack weight worth it on umbreon or should i go full tank?

>>53862838
I run drain crown (it's the only pokemon I use it with) rapid fire scarf and attack weight, along with potion, and full attack and crit emblems. I run wish along with either foul play or mean look (mean look better for sustain, foul play better for overall damage and mobility)

I'd say yes it's worth it, but umbreon is versatile enough that it's not a MUST HAVE

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>>53862855
>I run drain crown

not reading the rest lmao

>>53862866
try it before you whine. with mean look and attack weight your attack based boosteds heal you and rapid fire scarf brings the heals in faster.

>>53862836
is this some inside joke?

>>53862889
and what does any of that have to do with meme crown

what the fuck do you even use the eevee coins for? I see no way to redeem them.

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how to fix the game

>add more free skins
>double the amount of free aeos coins you get
>you can get unlimited energy lootboxes it’s based on how much you play
>battle pass is now f2p
>you can use aeos coins to buy specific emblems
>add in a feature that you can rebuy Pokémon licenses for 1/500 chance to get a shiny version of thet Pokémon

>>53862912
are you trolling?

>>53862964
real fix
>remove eevees
>ban players with significant amounts of games on eevees

Go to /soft/ and search for a player that has bad winrate with greedent, that THAT mofo is Duelzz

>>53862964
>how to fix the game
>monetization instead of actually fucking fixing the game
kys Eevee N-word

>>53862989
>make the game better for the 99% is bad because I said so?!

>>53862964
genuinely the worst take i've seen in these threads holy fuck

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>>53862740
People wanna play some games together? Run some lobbies?

>>53862964
retard

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Why am i doomed to always have teammates like this

>>53862964
>>add more free skins
>>double the amount of free aeos coins you get
>>add in a feature that you can rebuy Pokémon licenses for 1/500 chance to get a shiny version of thet Pokémon
these are good

>>battle pass is now f2p
>>you can use aeos coins to buy specific emblems
these are good but unrealistic and or not that necessary. They need to profit somehow and Battle Pass mechanics is good monetization

>>you can get unlimited energy lootboxes it’s based on how much you play
This one not only unrealistic but also bad. Would encourage bots

>>53863063
Forgot to say implementing shinies would be good, but implementing them that way would be not

And using coins to buy specific emblems would be good but also probably greatly reduce their profit with energy tanks in addition to making gacha kinda meaningles unless it was very expensive which at the same time would probably not be worth it

Why the fuck do bot games take 1 fucking minute to match?

>>53863099
Do you mean when you queue up for bot games? If so, bot games still try to give you human teammates so it searches for one minute to get as many as possible before throwing you in. But because nobody is out farming bot matches unless it's for a quick event, you're probably never gonna find people and have to wait that full minute.

>>53863099
To trick you into thinking your playing against real people

Just make fucking CPU mode full bot mode and Random mode dependent on niggas available
I WANT TO PLAY FAST AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRFGGHH

>>53863089
Why making shinies mega paywalled let’s the game be extremely generous to f2p because some retard will always be willing to spend $10,000 for a shiny charmander

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>talking to a cute girl
>she brings up pokemon
>mentions that she plays unite
>ask her what her mains are
>she says she likes playing supports
>cute
>ask for her username
>check her profile
>her supports only have a 54% winrate

>>53862915
hello!?!??!?!!!!?!??!?!??!???!?

>>53863618
hey

>>53862779
there's room in soft

>>53863576
54% is not bad anon, it means they're doing something right

>>53863576
>ONLY 54%
you should be the one in a noose anon

>>53863058
>>53861858
>Imagine if certain stats mutually rose higher with majority of players who won their matches. Let's say lower deaths, higher kills, more damage, more experience earned, more objectives etc.
>Let's not even say which but say certain ones have a higher correlation to winning than others. Now let's assume that besides your Ranked Rating there was a hidden number that tracked how much of those other correlated to winning stats. Let's call this "Impact Score."
>Now imagine that there are 2 different players but both have a similar win rating and similar ranked rating but both have very different pokemon that they play and have very different impact scores. One is higher than the other and one is lower.
>My theory is that the game works like this and if you have someone spamming PreNerf Zacian/Spintoise their Impact will be much higher so the only way to balance them with and against other players is to place players with much lower impact scores on their team.
>That's just my take after seeing what my usual kill/death ratios, points scored, and objectives secured when I do really well and still struggle to win games but then I see some guy playing a character that can't do what I do often and only put up half my kills and damage but seem to have a much easier time winning. Maybe its just cope and maybe they're just better at macro than myself

>>53863630
Soft is dead, it's been weeks since the last time we managed to get the emblem box

>>53863713
all the more reason to add more people, no?

>>53863713
No it's not. I'll always stay in soft because the leader at least makes sure it's 100% people from the thread while the others let randoms in to make it seem active

How's Azu now?
Have people stopped complaining about Zacian yet?

>>53863757
there's a lot more people in these thread than you think. post a lobby sometime and watch how many people you've never seen before suddenly join

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>>53863713
That's because lead isn't advertising.

>>53863773
The dust hasn't really settled on Azu yet. I think that with the crit buff it's decent if you're good at tail aiming. Not OP but very playable.
>Have people stopped complaining about Zacian yet?
No, it's still oppressive.

>>53862915
pcrltd

When I join I your lobbies I get some faggot who always plays blastoise and never presses his unite move not happening

>playing cc heavy mon
>enemy blissey takes safeguard
wtf... how could you counterpick me :(

Safeguard is a spook. I expect healing not some useless walking onahole that gets raped the moment it steps out the bushes.

>>53863794
how are you gaining so many of them

>enemy goes for third eleki while we have good fug positioning
>could easily rip it before they get there
>instead my team goes up
>fuck it at least we can ambush them and burst them down because the team is squishy
>they ignore the enemy team to defend from eleki
>eleki gets in the goal any ways
why

my girl is the pinnacle of creamulence...

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>>53862740
>Blazishit

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>>53863846
Doing the quests?

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>>53863869
I wonder if /pug/ knows what should happen

>>53863881
This thing got a significant buff though.

>>53863795
My experience is the opposite. Played with a /pug/ blastoise the other day and he was great. Had a absurd wr with him too.

>>53863900
CAP
A
P

im gonna start my own unite squad
with voice chat and hookers

Having an entire team of Glaceon in the eevee mode is really funny

>>53863980
I've had best results as MF/DK Sylveon so far. On Glaceon I just get trapped and die.

Eevee mode sucks because I have literal baby greats and veterans creaming their panties at the chance to play with a masters god dumpstering the entire lobby while the watch my absolute skill. No I do not want to join your party stop adding me and inviting me. I know I’m a god.

>>53863987
I've only used Glaceon amd Umbreon since I have missions for those two amd so far that all Glaceon game was the smoothest, there's just so much consistent damage getting thrown out.

>>53864009
>stop adding me and inviting me
had one guy keep adding me so fast I couldn't take any action between refusals
Had to just close the game

>>53864047
>>53864009
you WILL carry me

>want to see if mean look will count as a wall for mime confusion to stun with
>keep getting play rough umbreon teammates

Is "Don't fight the enemy until leveling up" written in a foreign language to other players?
Is it that hard to understand.

>pushing bottom's fucking shit in
>regis just about to spawn, our glaceon has a free 40 dunk
>it instead leaves to go top while spamming "Thanks!" for no reason
>does this for the rest of the match, never with the team, even spamming "Check it out" on itself while backcapping
what the FUCK is wrong with top lane gamers

>Stun Glaceon
>It's Icicle Spears are still attacking me

Give me a good reason why this should not cancel the move.

>>53864213
You didn’t stun the icicles

I am so fucking tired of every match carrying a team to stomp territory then them blowing it at the last second with a backcap or eleki suicide at 2:10

>>53864213
Sorry garbage pokemon designs only

This is the exact reason why I have 5 accounts and only stack with myself so I can guarantee a win every time with my sheer skill

>retard duo goes triple top
>retard afk jungle stealer
>nobody fucking went bottom
What a fun match.

>>53864213
Long ass time to get shards, significant time between pressing the move and actual damage starting. Glaceons remains very stunnable up to this point. When shards start flying it takes ages for the move to actually deal its full damage; if you kill Glaceon you stop taking damage.

>>53864399
>Long ass time to get shards
Are you kidding? I hit Ice Shard once and get it in 3 fast hits.

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>>53862740
/pug/ needs to see this. It's the only thing that can save this general.

https://youtube.com/shorts/RVt9bTXoiwU?feature=share

>>53864444
Um, carry capacity is 8? +2 if you use the combo. If you're underclocking, well, sure, but you're gimping your damage.

>>53864582
post a proper link and maybe i will

>>53864589
Why are you saying this as if 8 spears don't knock out half the HP for a defender?

>>53864728
Because go to practice mode and check how long it actually takes, from zero shards to the last shard hitting.

Ranked
85644822
I'll wait 10 minutes, and feel free to critique me

>>53864756
All the shards fucking auto-aim for any distance, who gives a shit how long they take to hit? They're still hitting even while fucking stunned..

>>53864800
Before the move even starts dealing any damage you have a LOT of time to stun. And if you just run away, Glaceon will lose the charges and has to do it all over again.

>>53864827
I don't think you're understanding what I'm saying. I'm asking why is it when a Glaceon has used their Icicle Spear and you stun them, why does that not cancel the remaining spears? It does NOT take a long time to get 8 in reserve. There is zero risk on the Glaceon's part to getting it.

>>53864849
>>53864827
Please refer to
>>53864582

I don't know what they did to Standard, but I'm able to get games now instead of constant bot matches. Standard is way better for my mental health. I'm sick of the wild skill disparity in Ranked where one bad player can drag down four players. At least in Standard, 90% of people are on the same level of average or below average.

Also, a lot of people don't own many Pokemon, so I'm not running into constant S-Tier metas. I had a game with a fucking Crustle and Talonflame in it and it was actually an OK game.

>>53864849
I don't think you understand what I'm saying, lol.

Glaceon has to get charges (and it DOES take a long time, go to practice mode and check it), then it has to get close to target you, then it needs to survive while shards are being shat out.

Compare Intelleon's Liquidation: similar mechanics BUT no need to charge the move, much less clunkiness and wasted time, no wait between pressing the move and damage actually starting, but you can stun him out of it. And that's why it's fair.

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>>53864868
I don't have to "go in practice mode and check", I've played lots of Glaceon and it's fucking busted and easy as fuck to kill people even after they've stunned me like it's nothing.

>>53864868
>it DOES take a long time
are you not running rapid fire scarf or something? it takes like 0.75 stacks to get 8 icicles. that's why it's so broken, she can kill Fugqaza in 10 seconds *solo*

>>53864890
And yet you can't figure out that other mons can achieve same or better results without having to charge their moves? Like, why aren't you angry that Delphox fireball deals all the damage instantly and not seconds later? Meh.

>>53864937
Is this nigger typing to me actually trying to pretend Glaceon isn't busted S-tier right now?

>>53864940
Go and check winrates. It's very good, yes, but not even close to Zacian.

>>53864952
It has a slightly lower WR because shitters are playing it for a festival event. 50% of the fucking playerbase has picked Glaceon, of course it's going to be lower than ANOTHER S-Tier by a couple of digits. That doesn't make it a busted mon, and Glaceon shits on Zacian.

>>53864952
The thing has a 50% pickrate Anon, it's a fucking miracle that it doesn't have a flat 50% winrate let alone 51.49% (top 4)
the more something gets used the more it flatlines, if something had a 100% pickrate nobody would say it's mediocre because it has a 50% winrate

if glaceon is op then im a man she is fair and balanced

>>53864986
well you'll never be a woman, so...

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LAWL

>spawn camp enemy team in eevee event
>their score is 0s across the board
>look at their profiles
>24 battles
lol get fucked

>>53864940
>>53864937
>>53864923
>>53864890
please refer to
>>53864582

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>>53864582
>How do you want to defeat a particular boss in a video game?
The solution is not endless Theory crafting and y'all may have even seen arguments with like noobs on the internet who are low MMR and will Theory craft their way into arguments with people who are way better than them at the game
>and the thing is that you can argue about against this noob on the internet you can be way better than them but no amount of intellectual masturbation is going to ever convince them
What's the only way that they are going to learn? By actually doing something
>so if you're crippled with overthinking, acknowledge that some kind of attempt is going to be anxiety provoking maybe breathe into it a little bit you know
>check out some of the YouTube videos that we have on meditation check out Dr anxiety and something like that
and really kind of acknowledge your fear and then try to actually learn instead of solve the problem

Transcribe for your viewing pleasure. Speech to text is pretty neat.

>mean look/snarl is so devastating even water bear doesn't wanna jump in or else he'll get trapped, stunned, then just fucking die
That alone makes me like this dumb nigger-fox.

See even the funny YouTube man agrees with me. Inner talent is all that matters. If you don’t instantly master something like me quit because you will never be on my level. I’m designed to be better than you in every way possible. This is why I win. I don’t think I just know what to do. I have instincts so well developed that every move I make is calculated in a way to give me my victory. Thinking is a spook. You either know or don’t.

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>>53865037
>>53865056
IYKYK

Is Umbreon really strong? Worth the purchase or save my coins?

>>53865075
it depends

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>Doing more damage as Lapras than their jungler

Lol

Duelzz spam really ruins these threads.

>>53865094
i'll take it over the furfag shit to be honest

>>53865094
He's not even awake right now. Not every single post is him. Plus I like his posts.

*no furfagging shit*
*no creamy nigger*
Is Duelzz all of them?
Hory sheeeeeeit!

ipickedout a nice gif for the op and nobody said they liked it :(

>>53865190
because it's dogshit, let someone else make the thread next time

>>53865153
that's only 3. You're missing 4 others.

>>53865197
if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all

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>>53865190
I prefer cute 'vees, not weird deformed ones, sorry.

>>53865207
you managed to whine about that too

>>53865212
remember if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all

>play Umbreon
>Die in 3 hits
>Meanwhile Slowbro and Lapris never die

>>53865218
don't ask why people are silent then

>>53865224
You should say nice things always maybe try it for once

>>53865233
i do when it's deserved. you are whining, attention whoring, being obnoxious in general. your super dogshit gif got no likes and you are begging for validation and nice words? go crawl into a hole

>>53865246
remember if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all

>>53865247
go crawl into a hole

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Im here to save this game.

>>53865249
You need to learn how to be a better person and not a bitter angry man. Always be kind.

>guy says im bad
>complains i took gengar's jungle when he refuse to leave our lane
>he was never was at objectives or fought with team
>i personally did more damage than entire team
sometimes i wonder why i play this

>>53865261
you need to become a more likeable person and stop begging for validation when you fail
or go back to whatever hole you crawled out of, apparently there you can find some warm hugs even being a failure like this

>>53865278
if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all

>>53865279
go crawl into a hole

>>53865284
remember what i said think before you speak

>>53865285
that's rich coming from a dumb whining failure like you

>>53865286
remember if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all

>>53865288
go crawl into a hole, spammer

This is a thread

The absolute state of /pug/

>>53865289
what did i say?

just report for spamming

the hour of ripeness...

How is it that the toilet and water bird manage to stay in the top winrates for so long despite being nerfed and changing meta?

>>53865308
because the only people still playing them are actually good at the game

>>53865308
Both are fugly and not OP enough to compensate, that's why they stay under the radar.

>sylveon andzacian go lane top
>leave me as umbreon bot with a comfey
Well that fucking sucked.

>>53865370
cant you just dumpster them with foul play and never die with comfy wish foul play memes

Nothing feels worse than being a defender and just being melted in 2 seconds in a team fight while everyone else doesn't take advantage of me being focus fired. What was the point of setting up the team fight then?

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Anyone want to play some lobbies lads?

>>53865445
Yes, but not ranked.

>>53865443
They really need to make defenders feel like defenders

>>53865445
I want ranked, but eh, I would do whatever

>>53865468
I'm up for ranked. How about in 10 minutes?

>>53865493
Yes that's good

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Lobby: 35250778

Waiting 5-10 minutes!

Everyone is welcome, but it is ranked so be warned!

Still open?

Crazy close game actually! But we won good job lads! Didn't really think out Botlane was doing too good, but in the end they really came through!

>>53865557
Unforunately not right now, but cutey mcpatotey is only playing a few games they've said so I can write once a spot is free

>>53865382
Enemy jungle rightfully camped us since fuck wits up top never wanted to leave lane. I'm enjoying playing Umbreon but holy fuck I need to find someone to duo with so my lock down and heals actually do something

>>53865522
ggs

Sorry for playing kinda bad I should be sleeping right now. Thanks for the games.

It's been 3 days and I still don't know what the eevee coins are for since there are no ways of spending them

>>53865751
You don't spend them, on the eevee appeal-o-rama challenge page it shows you the rewards for collecting a certain amount of them, up to 10,000

>have won 3 games in a row as smack down/leech life buzz
Has this been the play the entire time?

>>53865460
They really need to halve damage across the board so the tanks can actually tank shit.

>>53862740
>Insmelleon
what's with /vp/erdent and her kindergarten tier insults

>>53865952
This board is mostly comprised of manchildren and actual underage.

>>53865984
makes sense to me

>>53865308
>water bird
who

>>53866287
oh I always forget about cram. hardly ever see anyone play it

>>53865952
>vp/erdent and her kindergarten tier
who

What is the point of playing with faggots from here? These niggers are going to pick 4 attackers and backcap and say "uurrrrrgg bro, it was hard b-ut but at least i was level 13 owl at fuckfight"
Fuck these trannies
And yes
Fuck you too Duelzz you faggot

>>53866352
There's a few good players here

>>53866423
Lots of cute trainers. I've hosted many lobbies full of cute trainers and I've collected nearly all of them

Be the cute trainer you want to see in the world!

Where do I find the autistic details of the game?
Like do boost emblem color benefits apply after in-game stat boosts or do they only effect base stats?
And a number of abilities say "restore a portion of HP" but how much does that mean? Is it a set amount based on your level or does it scale with the attack damage done or missing HP?

>>53866549
The only somewhat good source is unite-db.com but I don't think the resources there will answer your mentioned questions. You'd have to ask the "math-cord" linked on the site I guess but
>joining a discord server

>>53866549
https://unite-db.com/
Pretty sure the color bonuses apply at the end

>>53866549
Nigger niggerino nigeru nigga WHAT THEBFUCK
How mentally brainded are you??? Fuck!, man.

>>53866643
No u. Only extreme dumbfucks behave like this when someone doesn't know something and wants to find out.

3 mutual kills in a single game, Venusaur vs Espeon. Weird shit.

>>53866761
Penisaur chads we're going neck to neck with eeveetards
Our time is coming

>your jungler and defender aren't showing up to Fug and a Glaceon is tearing it a new asshole.

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>>53866919
>you are the defender and there's a water bear and a hoopa with 50 points each standing by your goalpost and the second you leave they're just going to score before following right behind you

Why are mustaches so popular with the boomer unite community?

t. Mustached boomer

>that zubat hoody

Didn’t know that was even in the game. Crobat would be a good addition imo

>>53867069
pedos like pokemon, simple as

>enemy team has glaceon, espeon, umbreon, owl, and eldegoss
>owl picked razor leaf, which you think would give us a free win, but eldegoss sticks to him like glue literally the entire match, so we can never actually kill him thanks to both eldegoss healing him along with razor leaf's own lifesteal
>umbreon tanks and also keeps his team alive with wish
>constantly get shredded by owl and the other two eevees in every team fight
>combined with the fact that they have insane objective ripping power we lose hard
I think I'm gonna take that two week vacation now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC03A6vLS7I
EU NA Finals
Where's the Zacians?

>>53867382
it was never allowed in tournaments, they know it's broken.

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>already got my sticker, can just have fun
>play wiggly
>lose
>get 2nd highest damage on team, higher than dodrio and and glaceon
ahh it's like I'm back in vet

>>53867382
Banned

>>53867382
Banned cuz everyone fuckin' hates it.

Will all these speedster picks disappear in the tourneys after Umbreon is allowed in?

>>53867417
nah they'll just banpick umbreon

>>53867382
They officially banned it for being to broken.

>2 point victory after fug
Damn.

>2pts
lmao

That was a fun game. Was kind of pulling for Nouns because of the Mime picks, but helluva game

>17k damage zoroark
I've seen soloq shitters consistently have more impact than that.

>>53867622
Not that I'm saying he didn't have a bad game but hige level 5 stack is completely different. The gardevoir did like 40k which is trash in soloq-3stack but he played perfectly

>>53867410
Is comfee banned too?

>garchomp on stream
Do you believe?

>>53867627
Garde's whole team doing 40k-50k damage is fine, they all worked together really well.
That Zoroark was just awful.

>>53867641
I wish I could say I do, but alas..

>>53867628
Comfey's allowed, everyone just despises Zacian just that much.
Comfey's not quite broken in its own right (outside of Magical Leaf) after the nerfs, but Zacian is still an oppressive piece of shit.

Zacian deez nuts

Zacian needs to calm the fuck down, it's feeding so much EXP to the enemy.

Wtf Espeon

>>53867687
I mean, Zoroark. Fuck.
I blame the poster above me.
At least the Zoroark eventually stopped taking needless risks.

What’s going on with Doobsnax neck? Is it the lighting?

"Nouns" is such a dumb name.
They were marginally cooler when they were known a "Random Gaming".

/pug/ team fucking when
>inb4 "everyone here's shit"
duelzz isn't everyone

>gachomp team on tourney got smashed
>had 0 points scored until last 30 seconds
Oof.

>>53867784
Will you carry me to victory

>>53867784
I'm absolutely shit.
I do dumb shit all the time and just cause the team to lose.
I can't even stay in 1600.

>>53867784
>>53867794
Also I fucking despise actually talking to other people and avoid it whenever I can.

>>53867784
You'll never get a team made from people here because they'll just start fighting each other over stupid shit, and that's if they didn't just reject each other because
>LOL SUB 60% WINRATE
>ew you play eevees?
>bro you only play attackers
>fucking WIGGLYTUFF MAIN

>pick meta
>METATRANNY
>pick shit
>throwing unplayer sub 60%
>pick eevee
>TRANNY DILATE
>pick gen 1
>GENWUNNER KYS
>pick gen 8
>ZOOMY KYS BUSSIN NO CAP

>>53867784
Imagine if everyone here were this good

https://files.catbox.moe/l01u4o.mp4

Yeah, most people here hate each other too much to ever actually work together.
We're not friends we're begrudging cellmates.

you know what
I'd team with S, S, S and S

>>53867790
are you a cute grill

>>53867810
I don't know, I've played with many genuinely good and chill people from here

>>53867784
Been tried this. It isn't happening. Multiple /pug/ discords for stacking with coms died quickly.

Everyone in this thread is an attacker autist so we get lobbies with three attacker mains and pray the randoms are tanks or healers which leads to widely different experiences playing the game together in quality.

>>53867951
Wait a bit, every lobby is going to have an Umbreon as soon as it drops to f2p.

>>53867858
I'd only team with all the cute trainers so

S, Y, the much cuter Y, E, V, P, L and T

>>53867966
Gonna be nice not having to play Mamo every game

Nerf Dodrio

>>53867951
Don't worry, Anon! I'm a slot filler, which means I only get to play Supports and Defenders because every random is a 46% winrate instalock attacker!

>>53867951
>Everyone in this thread is an attacker autist so we get lobbies with three attacker mains

I can play every role, the problem is that when I let other /puggers/ jungle they often are late to objectives or do not prioritize bottom objectives or they're constantly over extended and giving comeback experience to the enemy team.

Saw someone post something recently about making trades but as a jungler it's pretty much never worth it if you die.

>gave up lapras for mime
Is Nouns intentionally throwing?

>>53868026
I'll be watching this Drag's career with great interest.

>>53868026
Than the Dragapult pick.

>>53868005
>Saw someone post something recently about making trades but as a jungler it's pretty much never worth it if you die.
I believe that was my post, and my point was explicitly that you shouldn't jungle with Blizzard Ninetales for that very reason
an ideal jungler has massive range or an option to retreat to prioritize their safety but the best Blizztales can do is push somebody away if they haven't already been burst to death

Remember the hidden best Pokémon is Delphox because if you can resist your sexual urges the entire enemy team will be masturbating allowing you easy skill shots. Delphox is easily the hardest Pokemon to master due to you having to master both your own libido and gameplay.

>>53868046
Delphox is ugly

Fuck's sake, Nouns.
Why didn't you go for Rayquaza?

>>53868089
They fear the Gardevoir.

Nouns lost during the draft pick.

Downs izistroons

If Delphox used its ult on the enemies instead of Fug they -might- have had a chance.

Do you want to know the secret of that nigger with 65% WR with Gaynosaur?
[He never plays with /pug/trannies]

>>53867951
>>53868005
The main issue why I play attackers is and I swear this happens 70% of the time in MM, I play the defender role and do my job, but the other attackers/jungle fail to do their job, not follow up and since I'm a defender (not always Lapras), the role cannot carry as much. Its why I only been playing majority of attackers (dusted off my ninetales main after its buff since the veil nerf) this season because you can not trust randoms in SoloQ. That is why other defenders that are not Lapras do well in comps then SoloQ since Lapras steam rolls everything. Because they know their attacker teammates will follow up.
>>53868043
I was the anon that posted the 122k damage ninetales help advice.


Also not a shocker but everyone is spamming Foul/Snarl Umbreon now since they cannot carry SoloQ with mean look because attackerfags do not follow up on mean look targeted enemies.

>>53867970
I hope I'm that T

>>53868171
>I hope I'm that T

T is for Trans. I'm sure you are that Y

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Anyone want to lobby right now?

maybe if it's not ranked

Daily reminder that Umbreon is a bulky nigger ant.

Who are these people doing friend searches to add me?

Torne YT?
Veteran Pee'd

Why are you adding me?

I played one match, then got so pissed at this one player intentionally throwing the game by avoiding all fights that I shut the game off and went to go take my rage out in Smash instead.

>>53868477
Probably misclicked after a battle. I sometimes fatfinger the friend button just trying to send a like.

>>53868495
if only I was good at Smash

>>53868508
No. It doesn't say added from a match. It says added from search.

>>53868524
Weird. Do you have a super popular name like Pikachu or something?

>>53868522
I'm not good at Smash, either.
I just needed to blow off some steam and find comfort in the fact that if I lose in Smash it's specifically cuz I need to git gud, and not because some NIGGEREON FAGGOT FUCK decided he didn't wanna play the game cuz he died -once- early on.

It’s just a game have a chocolate bar idk get a sodypop

Chomp is a throw pick, lol.

>>53868626
Yeah it is. But people keep trying to make it work because he looks cool and they stomp randoms with him.

lmao get fucked poo in the loo inderstreetshitter

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>>53862740
Let's play a game /pug/

How many of you think you're good at the game, or at least better than me?

I'm going to post some gameplay, and you tell us what is wrong, with either my gameplay or my team's gameplay. Not necessarily missing skill shots or builds but more so positioning on the map and such.

https://files.catbox.moe/8g3jt2.mp4

For the love of Sweet Jesus don't take the bait.

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>>53868701
The enemy didn't pick Urshifu. That's an L on them.

>>53868701
That's a bot game lmao.

Fuckin' PIKACHU?

>>53868701
Didn't watch your clip.
I'm good enough for me.

Umbreon is gooder than Lapras?

>>53868772
Depends. Lapras is much more of a bruiser; Umbreon can trap very well and got a heal.

>>53868772
Lapras is more like an All-Rounder.
Umbreon with Mean Look makes Speedsters and most melee-mons shit their pants and can either act as a healer with Wish or add more stuns with Snarl.
Foul Play lets you act as pseudo-brawler.

Can I please get people who don't fucking stay top lane all game and people who don't suicide into the enemy at 2:10? Two matches in a row this happened and 2 of the mons that ran straight to the enemy side were Charizard players. I just want a nice normal team like the enemies always get.

Grand finals time

>>53868898
Let's add backcapping to the list. You'd think by now people wouldn't do this. It probably works for them in 5% of their games and when they get MVP they'll think they've done great.

does the returning player thing still work ? Just came back and did my first round, i wouldn't mind 10k additional coins desu.

>>53868914
it would tell you when you logged in

>actually sniped fug with hyperspace hole
Holy FUCK.

Hypersteal hole.

>>53868985
In the slomo repeat it looked even more unbelievable.

>>53868919
do you know how long it has to be?

LET'S GO GOO-MAMA

>>53869046
14 days

>>53869046
14 days of absence AND a month from the last time your previous event ended.

>ninetales got killed by eleki live for thousands to see
HA

>Professional player dies solo to a wild regieleki
maybe Duelzz is right and he IS as good as pro players...

Why are you watching competitive Pokémon how sad is your life. It’s Pokémon.

>>53869100
this isn't scarlet/violet bro

>>53869100
Because I can.

>>53869108
>>53869111
Loser

>>53869100
Because I'm really bored and have two monitors.

Why is Buzzwole winning tournaments thought it was shit.

>>53869115
you're posting on a pokemon board

>>53869100
where do you think we are?

>>53869127
Loser

>>53869115
Haha, look at this insecure dumbass who is so ashamed of doing what he wants he feels the need to sperg out here!

>>53869139
don't speak, eeveefag

>>53869100
You're posting in a Pokemon UNITE thread, on a Pokemon board, on 4chan.
We're ALL fuckin' losers.

Looks like I hit a nerve

>>53869126
Solo queue and comps are different environments.

>be jungler
>dive into enemy jungle during fug 1v5 and die like a retard, get my team killed when they try to cover for me
>our sableye teleports them all back for a reset
>we ultimately lose fug
>still win in the end because they barely score with my team killing most of them before they could score while I get instant killed jumping in 1v5 again
Out fucking skilled.

>>53869092
>maybe Duelzz is right and he IS as good as pro players

well, they're good at playing in groups and coming up with group strategies but I quickly noticed, when Aegislash was first released, that none of the "pro" players were anywhere near as good with it as I can be. I don't really watch pro players but CrisHero made a video recently where he talks about how many pro players are playing Ninetails incorrectly.

Haven't really watched any of them lately but I'd bet My Zacian, Urshifu, dragapult, and Aegislash are much better than most pro players. At least when I'm playing optimal. My Sableye was pretty good too before the stealth nerfs.

>>53869159
How does it feel reenacting the exact jungler pattern everyone here hates?

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>we’re two towers down and Ursaring is jungling like it’s 2012
>Alakazam hasn’t placed a single ward
>Latios is courier feeding after losing mid to Sandslash at the 10 minute mark
Why do I keep getting matched up with these shitters?

>>53869222
>not buying the megastone for your Garchomp
>not carrying the game
Poorfags gonna poor.

>>53869092
Duelzz or otherwise, half of /pug/ is probably better than your average pro player
and /pug/ does not have good players
comms make all the difference

>>53869222
I don't get how these Ursaring players can go jungle and STILL not evolve into Ursaluna just farm for god's sake

>>53869235
>half of /pug/ is probably better than
a lot of you are pretty awful. there's a few good players here though

>>53869179
Even better, I was playing Zeraora. Can't get more stereotypical.

So why exactly does mean look have no counter play? Why does it always work?

do I need switch online plan to play it or does it work without one like... fortnite

>>53869341
just kill umbreon

>Winning a team fight at bot.
>Glaceon decides to not help the team at all and try to take down fug on its own
>Absol steals fug effortlessly from the dumbass at no life
>Glaceon is killed by Absol
Good decision making isn't that hard.

>>53869347
we are full. we do not need new players

>>53869355
so game is ded huh

>>53869341
bro just stun Umbreon before it gets close ha ha
*ignores cc with its ability*
*gets hindrance resistance with snarl*
*can't even be grabbed out of snarl because its ability protects it*
lol!

>>53869347
You can play without it

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made some leafeon art

Is poopa fun

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>>53869436

>>53869341
The only counterplay to Mean Look is either Hyperspace Hole or Espeon/Glaceon's ability.
Otherwise you're just fucked.
Might as well not pick a Speedster, lmao.

>>53869464
I think all rounders have it worse.

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>>53869447

>Have hoopa teammate
>Lose

>>53869311
Fur for brains! Fur for brains!

>>53869436
DUDE..grass types..WEEEEED XD lmao now that's epic FOR THE WIN!!

God, I fucking love standard. These fuckers quit exactly at the 5min mark if you've broken at least 3 of their goals. I only have to deal with Rayquaza for 40% or less of my games. People are retarded and never go for the 8min center birds, either.

This is so much more relaxing and fun to play than being forced into ranked and having to climb a ladder with retards on your team all the time. I'm actually enjoying the game now that I just get to play pubs and do dumb shit like jungle invade as a Zacian. I don't know if they fixed getting bot only matches if you queued for standard, but I'm happier for it.

>>53869534
Ur playing bots

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>>53869539
Nah.

>>53869543
Those r bots

>>53869534
People usually go to standard because they don't have access to ranked, because they want to relax or because they're trying out something new or stupid.

>Our only defender, an Umbreon abandons the Rayquaza fight to get 50 points and backcaps
Fucking EeveeNiggers

>>53869550
I do it because im autistic and i dont want to ruin my 65% solo ranked winrate

93424767
Ranked, tell me what you want me to be if you want, feel free to critique me, I like playing with other people who use VC but I don't myself because I'm a hypocrite.

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How come when you have a confirmed AFK on your team, you know when even the number of surrender votes goes does, the option to just leave the game with no penalty doesn't appear? Why are people still forced to play until they surrender?

>>53869436
It's cute. Good work with the shadings and the crisp outlines. I like it a lot.

game is actually bit fun crazy

make a new thread so I can make some posts

>>53869709
here you go

>>53869726
>>53869726
>>53869726

>>53869737
Sucker

>>53869436
this looks like you made it out of clay and then put the funkiest shader on it like in Hylics
I dig it, make more plz

>>53869222
>Latios losing to Sandslash
THIS KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
YOU HAVE LEVITATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FUCK

>Wait 45 seconds for game
>Puts me in Asia server where I have one bar
>I'm playing fucking Dodrio of all mons
>Do so shitty I get 0 kills, 1 assist, and 15k damage

45 seconds is not long enough to have to drag me into a fucking Asia server just to get me into a game...

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>Nobody is getting Ray
>Everyone is doing little baby backcaps
>Win by 7 fucking points because of a tiny baby goal I made at the last 3 seconds

This game is so much more thrilling when Rayquaza isn't the reason you win.

What's a good Umbreon item build?

I'm pretty new to the game. Cookie, Helmet, and Focus Band?