It's Gardevoir Friday bros
His franchise
Remember to raise your Kirlia properly.
>>53862285My wife with our child
>>53862285/ss/ gardevoir/ralts porn
Wtb Ralts art
>>53862757>Tajiri thinks this is a great representation of an animal petWhy is GameFreak like this?
>>53862958I'm trans BTW if that matters
>>53862990
>>53863146goddamn why that gardevoir so caked up
Shiny Garde is best Garde
>>53863377Gardevoir: fetishmon edition
>>53863710>SaltyXodium
>>53864248Looks like you're... the salty one here.
>>53863710I want to breed this Gardevoir.
>watching detective pikachu>ditto disguised as human text messages in perfect englishconfirmation that garde could communicate
Her franchise
>>53862285
>>53864911Gardevoir is male only
>>53864550My headcanon is that they're proficient at understanding human languages and reading, but they're just completely incapable of communicating through speaking or writing. In their own personal hells. Yearning to speak to their beloved human trainers, but totally unable to do so, and bound by their duty to stay by the human's side through the course of his or her life. All they can do is mutely carry out their duty as protectors. Human lifetime after human lifetime, watching over trainers from their childhoods to their graves, unable to speak a single word to any of them, over and over and over again. That's why they seem so emotionally distant in the anime.
>>53865165I've always liked the idea of Gardevoir staying the same age while humans age. There was an idea once in these threads that said they'd either take up with their deceased trainer's decedents, or just up and disappear one day without a trace.
>>53864957Oh look, anon found a forest of breeding rejects
I want to fuck gallade's fat ass. That is all.
remember to love your gards just like they are!
>>53865685Probably the former. They're not humans, but they're still very humanlike. They would probably end up forming bonds with the trainer's family members to the point where they themselves are practically a member of the family too. They wouldn't want to just abandon their human loved ones after the human they were watching over passed on.
>>53866071for me its 1 and 2
>>53866071I can go up to 3. If the face gets too human, what's the point?
>>53866071optimal gardevoir:>head is wider than shoulders>no nose>if she has breasts, her horn needs to be between them and slightly lower, and the horn should be at least the same height>three giant fingers aligned in a triangle>either no feet or toeless stocking feet>calls her trainer 'master' like its his name, even if she isn't his 'pet'
>>53864550Gardevoir better get a good role in the sequel, there is a lot of potential fan service if they get it right.
>>53867574Why not just call us "Partner"
>>53870165then she'd sound like a cowboy
>>53870221*Whipcrack*
>>53870163What would she look like?
>>53870221>>53870338Now I want to see a Garde grooming her young boy by talking to him like Jessie from Toy Story, callin' him "Pardner" and teachin' him how to 'russle up some Pokemons.
>>53865165If Meowth could teach himself to talk, any pokemon should be able to.A Garde should, as a humanoid type. And as a psychic type, would also be able to communicate telepathically like Mewtwo did.
>>53870384Well I'm good with any garde grooming.
>>53870429Human boys should serve gardevoir
>>53870388Yeah, but it's sadder if they're even more incapable of it than other species. Maybe they're cursed.
>>53863146>see thumbnail>assume it's like all the other edits>click image>giggle audibly
gardevoir's worst nightmare is being caught by a sissy who wants to talk about feelings
>>53870356>blue hair streak>green neckit's a trap!
>>53870873she eats the sketti
>>53875841GARDE NO YOULL GET CANCELLED
>>53870356Just make her similar to the pokken model, no need to go really crazy with the design
https://twitter.com/DDing_yong/status/1663116470824607744
I'm the only one who likes Gardevoir as they are.No anthro.No off-model T&A
>>53877836No, you're not. But what do you mean by "anthro"? It's the most human-like pokemon
Would you be accepted into a zoophilia forum by saying you were attracted to Gardevoir?
>>53879595I don't know but we have a pokephilia thread
>>53876690dangerously lewd
>>53879595In my experience no. The Pokephilia thread on /trash/ gets openly hostile to Gardevoir
>>53880192Imagine shoving your cock in Iron Valiant's horn hole
He is going to Spain tomorrow
>>53880218wouldn't that hurt?
>>53880231I'm so happy for you Gardebro. I think about your boy every time they talk about Home
>>53880300The wait has sucked, but at least we're almost there. I'm looking forward to visiting the sites of Paldea again, with him this time, and adding to his ribbon list.Also that genuinely made me happy, thanks for that. He means a lot to me so knowing there's someone out there who thinks of him sometimes is really nice.I actually commissioned some art of him recently, I'll try and find it.
>>53880188What? I don't recall that happening in months at least
>>53880409>>53880300Found it. I quite liked my Sword trainer so I'm really glad I got this of them together.
>>53880432CUTE
>>53880437Hopefully will get something with my Violet trainer and Sirnight together too at some point. Might make it a thing from now on. Definitely gonna take lots of pics of the two together tomorrow, though.
>>53880967Considering the manga blocks, I'll call this story the classic one where the elf maiden gets gangraped by the orcs.
>>53880967hmmm
>>53863710All his girls look the same to me, but I like it.
>>53881115Woah, what the fuck? This went from 0 to 1000% (yes, you are reading correctly, 1000%)
sleepy ai garde
>>53881115>look up artist>all bad end guro gardevoiri dont even hate guro but combining guro with garde is a no go. Gardevoir is for gentle cuddles and loving.
>>53882183Gardevoir can be combined with guro when it's to show them doing their duty.
>>53882240maybe if she's doing the guro-ing. A little ryona is fine too to show her defending her trainer. But other than that...
>>53882240It's one of the ghouls doing the Kazowsky Kick taunt?
>>53882160i got a gardevoir final fantasy boss. she probably uses the big crystal to cast spells or just smashes people with it
>>53882443this one looks like she's protecting the final boss' chamber
well, would you
https://twitter.com/Gardevoir__love/status/1663524003598974981
>>53883400Is that a kingambit in her chest or is she just happy to see me?
*blocks your path*
Post Gardevoirs with big boobs
>>53883772planardevoirs need not apply
>>53883788Nice
Male Gardevoir >>>>>>>>>> Iron Valiant
>>53883400i accept my fate
>>53880231He is in Spain!Also, turns out he is the smallest possible size, so he got the Teeny mark!
>>53884945holy basedprotect that smol boi
>>53884945breed the smoll boi
>>53885129With an XXXL gf
>>53884945Isnt there something weird about transfer Pokemon all being very small?
>>53885396I brought a tauros from Gen 3 to SV and it's average size
Bad news, Sirnight seems to be flagged as a hacked mon or something. He can't raid online or battle online. Everything else I transferred can. Hope they fix this, because if I can't use him online I likely won't touch online battles much this gen. I'd still raid, and do single player but still.>>53885100I will continue to.>>53885129Lewd>>53885396I've heard that, but all my other transfer mons are varied sizes.
>>53885665NOOOOOOOO, WHY?!
>>53885905Unfortunately it doesn't say. An anon in another thread said he may be triggering a word filter due to "nig", but a friend of mine tried nicknaming their Pokemon the same thing and can join raids just fine. I know there's a glitch messing with trainer IDs, but his looks fine.
>>53886044Maybe go check with the Genning thread and see what they say? They tend to be experts in that stuff
>>53886069Might try it. I do remember his caught date was glitched in Home since a while back. But that figures since he can't have a caught date, being from Emerald. It could be that though.For what it's worth, I found it that if I host the raid, randoms can still join it even if he's in it. So at the very least, he can take part in raid events.
>>53870384That, or the Handler from Monster Hunter World.
>>53864248Agreed. SaltyXodium is fucking terrible when it comes to art. He is just a clout chasing spanish shitskin that draws mediocre gay furry porn. Constantly getting the anatomy of alot of characters wrong and looks like most of his art was generated by an ai.
>>53886506Saltys style absolutely doesn't look like AI. I know you think that's probably the most up to date insult, but literally not a single common quality of AI is present in his style.Not defending him before you misguidedly assume shit. Just correcting you.
>>53886506>tranny obsessed /pol/tard>doesn't know what xhe's talking about>uses AI as a buzzword because all xhe knows is how to parrot things said to xer
Okay, now it looks like it's fixed entirely. Gotten into both battles and raids with Sirnight. So we're good, I suppose.No idea what that was about.
>>53886615>>53886656I think what he was trying to say is how inconsistent his proportions are which its like the fuck ups that an ai would do like the man draws furry shit for 4+ years and every drawing from him looks off. Especially with the limbs chest and face.
>>53886656>calls oc tranny obsessed /pol/tard.>Yet uses made up pronoun shit used by /pol/tards to make fun of trannies.>implying that the phrase “ tranny obsessed /pol/tard “ isn’t overused by parroting lefty/pol/tards to own a chud when its usually innaccurate nine times out of ten.What do you mean by this and what side are you ment to be on since you seem to create alot of friendly fire?
>>53869361Gardevoir existing like this in Hisui is kind of interesting to think about. All the lore about them talks about the deep, loving bond they form with their trainers, and then you have these ancient wild ones that may have literally never seen humans before, or at least not up close.And then this alpha Gardie gets caught by a lunatic from out of time that wants to sit in her lap, and she's suddenly realizing this tiny, delicate creature has a mind and a heart she can feel, and it's so warm, and all it wants is her companionship, and she absolutely LOVES it.The Gardevoir lines finding out they can bond with humans was probably a dramatic shift in the species 'culture'.
>>53887202I think they're divine beings who were specifically designed for humans and have always known about them.I hope it's revealed that a Gardevoir was the one who suggested Pokemon and humans should unite.>One Pokémon then proposed>that they should always ready be>to help humans should they need,>and let their presence be disclosed.
https://twitter.com/pearboyooh/status/1663728502326083586
giwtwm
>>53888151Pokemon are canonically able to drive vehicles.Pokemon are canonically able to have jobs.This is canon.
>>53888040i interpreted the events of PLA a bit differently
>>53887202I actually like this headcanon
>>53884945Nice to see your gardebro finally made it
https://twitter.com/r23047244/status/1663108690185166849
>>53883600Why is the idea of a Gardevoir wishing humans were real so cute?
>>53890438Seeing her be cute and lovey dovey is just precious
Why is on-model Gardevoir so sexually arousing even though she has no breasts or curves?
>>53890558Simplicity. Beauty in it's most simple concept.
>>53890558STICC
>>53890854wrong
This pokemon is probably a better mate/wife/companion/partner than any modern-day women could ever be. Today's women are mostly trash and most of you know it.
>>53891107it's not fair to compare them Garde is perfection
>>53891107I think women feel the same way about you.
>>53891159Maybe, but I'm still young and men don't hit the wall meanwhile they are all fat, ugly, full of tatts and think they deserve 6ft Chad who makes a gorrilion bucks and is an astronaut niggerball player making 6 figures with a full head of hair. Kek, I'm glad I was born a man!
>>53891480All I hear from you is some pathetic, seething, malding, cope.
>>53891516Not cope if I am dating younger females while the roasties rot away waiting for Chad. These are straight facts amigo, kek
>>53890558>>53890868hnng, cute sticc legs...
>>53892609borgar
>>53886656>tranny obsessed /pol/tardyou say this like /pol/ is bad and trannies are good
>>53893323You say that as if /pol/niggers invading every thread on the entire site and randomly bringing up trannies is good
>>53862285Truly the best line inspiring only the most sophisticated art
>>53890868I thouht she had fluffy wings from the thumbnails
>>53891480>men don't hit the wallmale pattern baldness exists, though granted some men CAN pull it off with the right physique
>>53891480>men don’t hit the wallWhite men age really bad, so this ain’t true.
>>53895252kawaii
>>53896505Now post a Gardevoir card
>>53896505anon-sama....?
>>53896505based
>>53863146BROTHER THERES ENOUGH OVENS IN THAT BAKERY TO COMMIT A HOLOCAUST
>>53886506>gay furry pornWrong artist. Though, they are quite similar in art style
>>53898211Cute
>>53870388The anime also heavily implied, though not outright confirmed, that the line could use telepathy even as Ralts in that one episode of the Advanced era where Max rescued one.
You can't be a trainer! You're weak I'll prove it to everyone! Baldy!
>>53899598Guys, who lost their child here?
>>53901246The sick girl...
>>53902112
>>53898211that's a big garde
>>53903532For (You)
>>53903532They just have very large heads.
>>53886506>Constantly getting the anatomy of alot of characters wrongI'm gonna let you in on a little secret, anon.Anatomy largely does not matter when it comes to art meant to make someone horny. It really doesn't. A vast majority only care about seeing whatever the generational flavor is and right now it's curves, big tits and large asses. Your opinion on the matter is irrelevant. If you don't like it hop in a time machine and go back to the 70s-80s when porn was all about anorexic women.
>>53904554the ideal is petite with large, cuppable, gropable horns. both of them
Edgyvoir
>>53905729That's not edgy that's just goth.
>>53905025Pet the kittyvoir
Evilvoir
>>53906853i like the idea of her horn becoming tainted with black like that, but I'm a fan of the "crystalline" horn anyway
Brokenvoir
gardevoir, optimized by AI
>>53907397man this face on a Gardevoir is nearly the most dangerous face on a Gardevoir second only to cold anger
>>53907587i always wonder what her Trace effects look like
>>53907910FLATTER
Gardevoir has truly influenced my taste in women. I'm weak to girls with pearly white skin, short hair and pretty eyes.
Does Inteleon deserve a Gardewaifu?
I started playing GO about 10 months ago, caught a shiny Ralts with my autocatcher towards the beginning of this year. Best buddied and maxed her Mega level as soon as Mega Gardevoir became available. I love my shiny Mega wife.
>>53906853>"Gardevoir, don't poke the gloom.">"You know it makes you cranky."
>>53908541 I would only play go if I could be guaranteed a Garde but it's all random isn't it?
BigBIG
>>53910352Imagine the sex
>>53909553Right now Ralts can't even be found in the wild (or very rarely, haven't seen them lately), only a chance to be found in research tasks, which you may or may not find.You'd also need 25 candy to evolve into Kirlia and then 100 to Gardevoir. Each catch grants you 3 (increased to 6 if Pinap Berry is used).If you want a shiny one, then I don't have any good news for you. And if you want a mega, then I have worse - not in plans for the current 3-months season which has just begun. And when it comes around (fuck knows when) you'd need a group of players to do the raid with you, as niantic nerfed remote raiding to oblivion and getting random people to help you is MUCH harder.TL;DR don't do it, the game's only worth it for Community Days when you go ham catching shit with increased shiny odds which you then transfer into mainlines
>>53909553if you want a shiny Garde, I wouldn't bother. I got lucky during an event that had lots of Ralts spawns, but right now they're exceedingly rare
>>53893407it's fine, unless youre a tranny lol
>>53895278this has never been the case, it's always been understood that men age like fine wine and women like milk. stop spreading lies, roastie
>>53911769I hate tranniesI don't want to think about tranniesRetards hijacking every thread and spamming "TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY" everywhere is disruptive, annoying, and disgusting
>>53911780its a little bothersome if it really is out of nowhere, but its funny 95% of the time because trannies are freaks who demand attention attempting to accumulate more social power
>>53911774>it's always been said by coping male boomers that men age like fine wineWhat else are you gonna tell us, grandpa? That money genuinely raises your sex appeal?
>>53863071YWNBAW
why are we talking about things that ARENT GARDEVOIR
>>53911209I prefer green garde
Where'd my boobs go?
There they are!
>I'm outta here! Peace, bitch.
WTF!?!?!
>>53911874what, no everybody across the internet was saying that, from early on, doubtful many/the majority of them were boomers
>>53912410Okay, I'm sure women are really into flab, rising hairlines, wrinkles, sag, greying hair, and everything else that comes with age.Why are men like this? They all think they'll age like George Clooney. Then they hit the wall and wonder where all the young girls are at. Find someone your own age, boomer.
>>53912213Schizos
>>53912428Cute momma
>>53911209whatever happened to that anon that was hunting a shiny ralts for weeks in ruby/saphire, hope he did the reasonable thing and just used hacks.
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH GARDEVOIR. INSERTING MY HUMAN PENIS IN GARDEVOIR'S VAGINA.
Please... I just want a new Garde form
I can't understand why I'm so attracted to this creature even though it's a pet animal and I have no other zoophilic tendencies.
>>53919449is it the physical traits you like? the psychic powers maybe?
>>53919449>wanting to fuck a pokemon
>>53920655silly garde....
>>53919449Gardevoir is not an animal , it's more like an alien , the Pokémon concept is more based in monsters rather tan comon animals , and also the games usually refer as them as partners , but never as pets
>>53921971NO, Taijiri-sama said Pokemon are like cats and dogs, so that means making love to Gardevoir is zoophilia sex. One time Taijiri showed Ralts eating dog food in his Pokemon anime, so that means sex with Gardevoir is dog sex. It means loving, tender, consensual sex with Gardevoir is the same as just going up to a pet dog and dicking her. Taijiri said so.
gardevoir used to be a flesh eating, fearsome apex predator, this abomination is like comparing a pug with a mighty noble wolf
>>53919449
>>53922111He also fantasized about dog owners ordering their pets to attack each other while passing by in the streets. The dude is a hack. Good thing that his "vision" was thoroughly raped so early on.
>>53922111Tajiri had left the series by the time RSE came out.
>>53922443I think Gardevoir used to be more distant faelike creatures that got close to humans and turned into guardian angels
>>53922443yes!
>>53912533there is no wall for men, it exists only for women not just because of looks but reproductive capability. Men are able to reproduce with a much healthier chance of success for much longer than women. You are a woman spreading lies, stay mad, etc etc
What if Gardevoir was chubby
>>53923617Old man sperm creates autists like you.
>>53923561I want to remind everyone here that since Gardevoir is a pet animal creature, there's nothing dirty or questionable about the image this anon posted. It's completely normal to show Gardevoir wearing a leash like a dog, and I'm completely normal for enjoying seeing her wearing a leash, and if you think that's weird or if it makes you feel uncomfortable or aroused in any way, that means you're a ZOOPHILE. Taijiri says so.
>>53924516Sexo
submit to gardevoir
>>53923996my folks had me when they were 30 or so, so no, you're wrong. Stay mad you wretched hag.
>>53926112says the man in a gardevoir thread at midnight. you may consider this your diagnosis
Sex hasn't been strictly about reproduction for millennia. It's a bonding activity. This isn't unheard of. Bonobos are even worse than us, and they're one of our closest genetic relatives.
>>53923939Please be careful what you feed your Gardevoir. They have very sensitive dietary needs.
>>53923939Obese Gardevoir would still look really slim, but simultaneously flabby and bloated. That's how greyhounds are. And in terms of body type, Gardevoir are to humans as sighthounds are to normal dogs.
What if Gardevoir had a similar body plan to Froslass or Mismagius?
>>53928695I always imagined that too. They just look a little thicker but still normal
>>53927742Cute
>>53929339the arms should be kept but from the early sprite art i thought she had no legs
What my fanfictions at?
>>53931378we don't create content here. you will post the same 100 gardevoir pictures and like it
>>53931651This Gardevoir was made to create children.
>>53929339would still be cute, but a lot of the appeal would be lost, gardevoir needs its slender and seductive stick legs.
i wanna draw gardevoir fanart but im afraid of the eventual pokecoomers
>>53932402you have two choices:big boobsmodest boobs
>>53932471Wrong, there's the obvious third optionHUGE penis
>>53932471>>53932642
>>53886506based, coombrains fap to anything vagely female shaped
>>53932788thats where the real bank is made
>>53932788is that so?
