Enjoy the money man.To do otherwise would be BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HO-LY SPIRIT!
what the hell is going on in the gholdengo community
>>53029234I'm Christian am I allowed to be in this thread
>>53029234Been playing Isaac lately, eh?
>>53030442Watching it, rather, though I do in fact own Repentance.>>53030087Of course you’re allowed in, it’s just some wacky art I felt like drawing out of nowhere
I like spooky art of the money man.
yee haw
>>53030918can I borrow it for my online GO-themed church where we are acknowledging and witnessing Gholdengo as the Gold to Meltan's Silver in our pantheon?
>>53029234Of course the autists on this shithole love this atrocious design.
>>53032602this looks so good i love this
>>53030049yes
>>53032903Sure thing! I can get you the version without text too if you would prefer that
new thread,, looks like we'll never stop huh??
>>53033734I wouldn't say "never," but as long as there's interest in Gholdengo, there'll be threads about it.
>>53032920Don't get me wrong, as a Pokemon fan Gholdengo represents literally everything I hate about nuPokemon. But because he combines literally every shitty idea GameFreak has, like every single fucking one idk how they did it, he's based.
Delicious bento!
Meh, if GF was gonna shill Gholdengo this hard for being the 1000th Pokémon they might as well have made its Ability “The Pokémon with this Ability cannot take damage”.
>>53033629Based as fuck. No, this version is fine. The text makes it even better. Be blessed and wealthy.
>>53038016What a brat...
i want to beat this thing with a crowbar
>>53041492Perhaps Gholdengo's diet includes the tears of compfags.
>>53030918>Watching itAnon, I do hope you’re not slacking on the Dead God grind.
>>53029234Kino design
>>53041492>i want to beat this thing with a crowbarHE'S MADE OUT OF SOLID GOLD, FOO'! A crowbar will bounce right off! Don't you just love it when people try to shit on Gholdengo and don't know how to be less retarded? bahahah
>>53041538>>53042712
>>53044450oh shit... even i enjoy my favorite characters getting beat up cutely once in a great whilegive it to him
>>53044450>>53044522Do NOT.
>>53044450I hate myself sometimes for thinking that characters I like are cute when they’re abused and in tears
fuck gholdengo and fuck gholdengo likers
>>53042712gold is a very soft metal and a crowbar would easily dent it>>53035067gimmighoul gimme fire gimme that which i desire
>>53044695>fuck gholdengoA lot of people here honestly would.
>>53044522>>53044670Didn't think coin fuckers would be into this. Gholdengo is just so pure, I want to mess him up.>>53044563Sorry, but he will get it. Have a horny Gholdengo sketch in the meantime.
>>53045435Man, I guess we're now in the "it's so cute I have no choice but to abuse it" era.
>>53044670someone here gets it, but also it makes me want to tend to and care for the character >>53045435yesssss blushy and cute tears i want to wipe them away
>>53045435Nervous little guy
>>53045536Ah yes, the hurt-comfort thing. I'm familiar with it, but I'd personally rather comfort than hurt.
>>53044739noo I'm owned I'm owned
>>53045536>master1200.jpg
>>53045621oh definitely i would not want to do the hurting either. i'd rather find them in a beat up/crying state and try to make them feel better>>53045632>are you simgle, master??
>>53041492I think you’d be better off putting him in a smelter and melting him down, anon.
>>53045678Something like this? I think the Gholdengo is getting steadily damaged by Salt Cure and its trainer ultimately gives it a Stealth Cloak to prevent this from happening in the future.
>>53045765honestly this reminds me more of corruption or something i can't really remember the name of, but it's still good. i'd love to help lic- chip the salt off of him
>>53039609
>>53044695>fuck gholdengo and fuck gholdengo likereDear, don't insult me with a good time. That be mean. >>53044450You are all morally-corrupted degenerates. Sometimes. My GODS.Do NOT beat the dude; he's already malleable in-lore by body, as is.This will scar his innocent mind.
>>53047543Of course!
>>53044450This image is doing things to me and I don’t think it should.
>>53047543I-Is he going to strangle me?
SOON
>>53050302Soon what?!
>>53045678>>53046262STOP POSTING NON-FULL-SIZE IMAGES"MASTER1200" MEANS YOU AREN'T PULLING THE FULL IMAGE FROM PIXIV
>>53051390Uh... I forgot.
i browsed thru too many of these damn gholdengo threads. ive turned into a gholdengo fucker
>>53051418Maybe they're doing it because the original image is too big for 4chan?
>>53049430Just a hug... or hex, idk
>>53053777Yeah, he’s definitely going to choke me out
>>53045501Yeah, Gholdengo became powerful enough to attract this kind of people.
>>53048741Scarring Gholdengo for life makes me diamonds. Imagine the trauma. He will never trust humans ever again. >>53049415Good.
>>53054274I've got a move called Gun, and it's super-effective.
>>53054274i actually love abuse but.. something in me just cannot get any appeal to this,, he doesnt deserve it ;,(
>>53054274Fuck, don’t do this to me, I don’t want to like this
>>53054274I want to hurt him like this while also rubbing off his sensitive null crotch from time to time to really confuse him and his body.
>>53054274Why won’t he just fire off a shadow ball? He can easily overpower a human, what’s stopping him from fighting back?
>>53055597Humans are normal-types.
>>53055637Then it could use Make It Rain or just fire off coins like bullets like its Dex entry suggests.
>>53055716The human would just take the money instead of dying to it
>>53055734Ok but the point is, he could definitely take out a human, why lay there and take it all? Is he just that kind that he would rather be hurt than have to hurt someone else?
>>53055820He's getting his ass kicked because he's a weak softboy
it's never ever happening but what if mega gholdengo
>>53055889they already wasted their artists time making THREE shitty designs fuck that
>>53055820Maybe he is too low level to have any good moves to fight back. Or maybe the person that's hurting him is his beloved trainer.
Any draw requests this thread?
>>53058625Gholdengo doing the Mantine Surf thing from USUM. They're a natural fit for Alola.
>>53057231Poor guy
>>53054274okay damn I'm not sure i can get into this anymore but amazing job nonetheless >>53054841then again this does sound really good... gholdengo wanting to pull away from the abuse, but getting too aroused by his null crotch being stepped and rubbed on
I thought Gholdengo threads were dead. Turns out I'm just blind
uh oh
>>53061388Your waifu is now Gholdengo. What do?
>>53061400marry him
alright yall im making a gholdengo spotify playlist. what songs should i add to it?
>>53061773This one is a given.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2byKBtXK0jI
>>53061800agh i couldnt find that on spotify :(. seems the only version available was the karaoke vermy own additions were We Like To Party by the vengaboys, and Streets of Gold by 3OH!3 though i might switch it up for something more upbeat like I Know How To Say (unless i should add both?)
>>53032602I think this was my suggestion, thanks anon
>>53061773Walkin' on the Sun makes me think of him, for some reason It also makes me think of the Ultra Recon Squad Won't blame you for not including it though
>>53062096im listening to it now, i can totally see it. the sorta sunset surfer vibe fits him a lot. added! :D
>>53061023ngl I've had difficulty finding this thread bc of the not easily recognizable OP image, had to ctrl+f gholdengo
Watch where you're putting those hands, buddy.
>>53062473my fault, sorry about that mate! hopefully next thread will be easier for you to find!
>>53062484I don’t know what I prefer. A Gholdengo that appears innocent but secretly knows what he’s doing or one that’s truly innocent and doesn’t know what he does is inappropriate.
>>53063482Perhaps the second type that grows into the first type?
>>53060565>After a harsh strike, he lets out a loud yelp of pain>You start rubbing against his null, erogenous zone right after>His cry of pain morphs into a cry of pleasure >His body starts shivering more, but now it’s for a different reason>”Wh-what are you doing to Gholdengo…?”>He covers his mouth as you tease his crotch more, tears still streaming down his cheeks>He quivers more violently beneath you in fear and confusion as you drag the crowbar down the front of his body in a way that’s almost playful, rubbing between his legs simultaneously>At this point, he’s too weak to even try to crawl away. All he can do is lay there and wait, but for what, he doesn’t know anymore.
I wish Gholdengo was my friend
>>53064045Gholdengo loves you.
Would Melmetal/Meltan and Gimmighoul/Gholdengo be bros?
>>53065362Possibly! I think I saw art of them together on Twitter, but forgot to save it.
what the fuck is happening with this board today
>>53064045Same, I don't have real friends :)>>53065362Gholdengo would be bros with anyone.
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP
>>53063559Those aren't cookies....
im glad that nearly everybody in these threads (including myself) all seem to collectively agree that null gholdengo is the superior portrayal of gholdengo
>>53070510Smooth crotch that’s still super sensitive to sexual stimulation tingles my brain
Someone on Japanese Twitter cooked up the theory that Gimmighoul/Gholdengo could be related to the Treasures of Ruin, their existence balancing out the four elements that went amok. I can't make out much else (skill issue), but it's food for thought.>https://twitter.com/Shirokami0015/status/1616737504304205826
>>53068473gholdengo vore?
>>53065362Wouldn’t Meltan eat him?
>>53073169i wish there was
>>53073880elaborate
>>53074160gholdengo devouring people or other pokemon regardless of type and digesting them even
>>53071738he has become too strong
>>53071738the text in the yellow box mentions how both the Gimmighoul line and the Treasures of Ruin were born from the accumulation human emotions. Gimmighoul was 'was born from passion that seeped into a coin' according to its dex entries.only thing I'm not sure about this is Chien-Pao being listed as the water element but otherwise it's definitely interesting.here are some of my own observationsit might be unintentional since Gholdengo is the #1000 Pokemon but he is followed by the legendary quartet (Wo-Chien is #1001 and so on..)Their designs also feature the 'element' with some sort of inanimate object, for Gholdengo's case it's the treasure chest he wears as a belt.the Treasures of Ruin are... treasures while Gimmighoul/Gholdengo get a literal treasure chest. the part about their designs might be too much of a reach but I'll be keeping this theory in mind.
>>53074450the part about the design I meant something like, Wo-Chien is leaves with the ancient tablets, Chi-yu is fire in shape of a fish with the beads.. something like that. Gholdengo is gold in the shape of a manthe dex numbers are also quite messed up. it goes like Paradox mons->the fucking Godzilla line->Gimmighoul line->Treasures of Ruin->Iron Valiant and Roaring Moon->Koraidon and Miraidonit might just be them trying to make Gholdengo #1000 but either way he's right next to the legendary quartet
>>53074503also>gold coinsso, coinbros, how do we call this theory?
>>53074236the least degenerate gholdengo fan. giant gholdengo posting when?
>>53074503There's also the fact that aside from the Raidons, Gimmighoul/Gholdengo and the Treasures of Ruin are the only shiny-locked Gen 9 mons.
>>53075726Gimmighoul was born around 1,500 years ago, the time where the Paldean Empire's still around. you can't breed Gholdengo and Gimmighoul at all and while it might be that they want to make Gimmighouls something you collect around the map, being able to hatch Gimmighouls won't hurt the lore that much. there are plenty other objectmons and ghost mons born from ancient spirits and shit and you can breed them just fine, even the genderless ones.
>>53063559this btfo poclowns
>>53075772I never would've expected coinbro to potentially have lore relevancy.
>>53076952Holy shit, dude.
>>53076952A-Anon, what are you gonna do to him....?
>>53077496It's training. Special training.
Precious metal.
>>53076952using his belt as a collar is pure sex....is this obedience training?
>>53064032Hot, now we're talking. Make him go masochistic. Make him beg for any kind of attention, good or bad. >>53060565Come on anon, don't you wanna save him from his abusive trainer?
>>53080366>I regret evolving himGive him to me then, retard. You don't deserve him.
>>53080366Poor thing. Funny how I enjoyed the first two photos but this made me feel too bad for him.
>>53080366>I regret evolving himYou'll soon regret abusing him too.
>>53080366'Ight, that's it. Face the wall.
Gholdengo in Pokemon GO when
Both very cute mons
>>53080366Well, this trainer definitely needs a hug
>>53080366I am officially declaring these Gholdengo to be the same one. This is from well after that set of pictures, after he got rescued from the physical and sexual abuse.
>>53081642On that note, I've been seeing a few Japanese artists getting into shipping Gholdengo with their trainers.
>>53080366He totally forces that Gholdengo to choke on his cock and threatens to beat him more if he doesn’t swallow.
>>53029234can i fuck him?
>>53071738>Implying the 5th member won't be based on Xiangliu the nine headed Serpent
A fool and his money are soon parted.
>>53082039That's some damn good art! You make this, anon?
>>53082039Yes! KILL HIM!!KILL HIM FOR HIS BLASPHEMY
I swear these coinfucker threads have the weirdest, widest variety of drawfags I don't hate it though. fun stuff
>>53082039amazing stuff but i can't help but to laugh at the crying gholdengo lying on the floor with a puddle of his own tears/drool
>>53082055Thank you! Yes, micron pen and white paper.
>>53080366We only post wholesome and lewd stuff here, sir.Now onto your punishment...
>>53082544
>>53082548
>>53082549
>>53082544>>53082548>>53082549>>53082556didn't expect TF here holy shit I can only become so erect
love this guy
>>53073769Meltan would try, but Melmetal is disciplined enough to be the most radical bro to Gimmi and Gholdengoul.Speaking of which, I think we should be getting a Gimmighoul related update within the next couple of months in GO.
>>53082544>>53082548gholdengo's hand placement is really getting to me...
>>53082556COIN NUT?????
>>53083173No, silly anon. The description reads: "The user attacks by throwing out a mass of coins. This also lowers the user’s Sp. Atk stat. Money is earned after the battle."
>>53082544Don't threaten me with a good time. But why make the poor Gholdengo watch? You degenerate.
>>53083682>Abuses that little Gholdengo>Gets turned into one and cums>Can still abuse him in his new form, perhaps even more so now that he has access to moves as well as his old toolsThis guy just doesn’t stop winning
i want to be tf'd into a goldbro and have my mind wiped and be caught be one of you and sex endlessly
man… i hate some of y’all.. he’s precious and doesn’t deserve any abuse. i will take that gholdengo and care for him like a baby. y’all don’t deserve him
>>53084451Some people are just into different things. Some people like abuse, some people like transformation
this just turned disgusting. it was fun while it lasted guys.
>>53084527What
What has this thread even become?
>>53084501>>53084527Transformation is fine, but making innocent creature miserable and getting satisfaction from its pain is just giving me all the wrong vibes, fictional or not. Get help.
>>53084527I agree, transformation is nasty
>>53085241Seconding this
There must be a balance - dark and light, horny and wholesome, spicy and vanilla.
My favorite wholesome
>>53084342holy based tf fetishist anon
>>53086035Always gotta post them together
Wholesome break let's gooooo
feed the baby
>>53083682god i don't even know which one i wish was me at this point anymore
>>53084451>>53085241>Hello! I have been following your posts for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Gholdengo on your team. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an abusive environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this post when you have him in his Pokéball and ready to trade him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.
>>53086989noooooooooo
>>53083682I will catch these Gholdengos and force them into a get along shirt
Gholdengo gets trapped in a giant olive, hilarity ensues.>https://twitter.com/sayu_suke/status/1618165041379041283
Golden Guy threads have certainly become a bit more...deranged the last time I checked. But goddamn, I don't even like the string cheese dude and that TF sequence was hot
>>53087089Gholdengos in unfortunate scenarios
>>53087120Is this just because I opened the thread with a joke about The Binding of Isaac? Is that it?
>>53087471I think it was bound to happen eventually. I personally don't like it, but eh. Content is content.
>>53076952sexooo
>>53083682weirdos...
>>53088123What a series
I want to get off mr. Reddit gold's wild ride
>>53088123KEK
>>53088123and yet againthanks guys, for making me clean
>>53082039This is really cute. I wish I had a friend like that Iron Valiant.>>53088123Woah, anon. I didn't expect that. There's even another Gholdengo that got lured in by pure sex energy. Now I don't know what to do...
>>53088178
>>53088123Bet he’ll choose neither, too resentful to make his master feel good and too sweet to really want to hurt him back. He would probably sit in the corner and watch as the other three get into it, not knowing what to do with himself
>>53088839Times like this make me glad one of my OCs is a therapist for Pokemon, because this poor guy needs one.
>>53088123Same image different font
>>53088359wosh you self>>53088839>>53089057i was thinking they should all just have a foursome, but you're probably right, must be confusing for the poor guy
>>53089269Take him out of there, he does not need to get along with that monster.
>>53089308Don't worry, his former master play is gonna nice. If he knows what's good for him.
Okay, well I was hesitant to share this one because it's fluffier than the average 4chan fare, but here is his bright future with iron valiant.
>>53089392Wholesome pics are always welcomed, anon.
>>53089308Here he is
>>53089494HAHAHAHA
doodled this one for you all my fellow goldbros (apologies for the low effortdoodle)
>>53089570Cute!!
>>53089494Cute. He looks less sickly on his own. His dull body looks rather sad when compared to the other Gholdengo
>>53089494now put him back with the freaks>>53089570cute! love your style
>>53089678amazing content
>>53089678eeek! thank you <3
>>53089494I gave him an ally.
>>53082758>bottom rightadding clothes just makes him hotterwhat the fuck
>>53089862I think it's Gurren Lagann reference. That's why it's so hot
I’ve drawn lots of gholdengo lewds but what tf is even happening here since I’ve last checked
>>53089985Mr. Reddit gold's wild ride
>>53089678Happy End?
>>53089830Thank you Pangoro anon...
jokes aside, i do feel bad for this gholdengo and i just want to comfort the poor guy and tenderly fuck him
>>53090701they are so sweet..
Gholdengo has 3 fingers
>>53089678Alright, wholesome ending for you guys
>>53091190
>>53091190>>53091193the 4 people get along shirt one was funny so I didn't mind it. still, I hope the goldman is having good dreams
>>53091213He is. And he hopes you will too.
>>53091190>>53091193kek. good night, sweet prince
I hope someone archives all the artwork from this saga and make it into a collage or something
>>53089116hey now dont be a hypocritel'll wash, but you need to join mejust a heads up, i usually edge for about three hours minimumso there is a lot to clean up
>>53091190>>53091193And it was all just a bad dream. Yet he still woke up with coins in the bed.
>>53091728join on edging you on for 3+ hours and cleaning the mess?? gholdengo is eager to do whatever with you, anon
Apparently the 24th of January is "Make It Rain" Day, for some reason.
>>53091984you can leave the cleaning to me, its my mess after allbut please feel free to tease me for 3 hours
Twitter is a gold mine for some good gholdengo art (pun not intended)
>>53093151>that one of them being teased with the Amulet Coin
>>53041538and poclowns too
>>53079946hommina hommina
Hmmm...https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104821235
>>53094983The golden donk...>>53095022An interesting take, though I still prefer null crotches.
>>53094983
>>53094983>>53095040>>53096292
>>53090701So tender. He would be an anxious mess. >>53089269>>53089494>>53089678>>53089830This entire sequence is hilarious and wholesome. You're gonna cure my desire to abuse at this point.
>>53096953
>>53096953awwwPersonally I don't enjoy the stuff (I have a justice fetish) but I don't hate it. It's absurd enough that I can find it amusing and people already shit on Gholdengo daily anyway. You actually playing along with other draw anons definitely made this more fun
>>53097862CuteEat up, lil dude
You're all insane, have a hyperrealistic Gholdengo I found.
>>53098032y bug?>>53097862best image
>>53098196I've seen at least some people say that Gimmighouls kinda look like ants
>>53096953oh that is lovely... they're so cute when they're an anxious flustered mess~
>>53098775>getting the love it deservedgood
>>53044450>>53054274>>53080366>>53082039>>53082544>>53082548>>53082549>>53082556>>53083682>>53088123>>53089269>>53089494>>53089678>>53089830>>53090701>>53096953>>53098775I'm invested in the Gholdengo abuse and rehabilitation saga
Fuck now I want to draw the gholdengo too
>>53089830everyone should draw themselves in for a group photo
shit i had an idea to draw cute bikini gholdengo but i forgot. will try to draw tomorrow
>>53098775Oh no, the ride never ends. What have I done?>>53099422DO IT
>>53099422
I wanted to draw him surfing like other Gholdengos>>53100436need the Iron Valiant in there
>>53101669poor guy is too weak to form a proper surfboard
>>53101669Now he needs to changes his bandages D:
>>53102679Maybe get a good cleaning and buffing too, to restore his shine.
Would you anons still be interested in the pirate Gholdengo I said I'd draw but ended up not?
>>53103409why wouldn't we?more gholdengo in this world is always a good thing
>>53103409Absolutely!
op here. i have returned with standalone Andesite artwork. okthxbye
There's Japanese speedruns (RTAs) just for seeing how fast one can collect 999 Gimmighoul Coins. From what I can tell the current record is 2 hours, 10 minutes.
>>53106823
nooooo
>>53098775Exchange your human master for a Pokemon one
>>53106841now i paid top dollar for this momentget over here so we can play Yu-Gi-Oh
They mean well, but that kid is totally going to get mugged.
>>53109429goldbro would definitely befriend Mimikyu
Gimmighoul kawaii
>>53110546yes, very
Now's your chance to make the [BIG BUCKS]!
bikini gholdengo is like the best thing ever i think (and in leopard print? even better)
>>53111141uohhhh sexoooooo
>>53111141(from the same set of images)
>>53111562
>>53110912That weird feeling when two of your current fixations collide.
>>53112088The funny part is that I took that from a large sheet of Gholdengo drawings, but all the other ones were big boobed versions of it. Honestly, coomer/on model jokes aside, I like the design of it from a general aesthetic point of view.
>>53112205To clarify, when I say, "Big boobed versions of it", I mean vanilla Gholengo, not that Spamton version.
>>53112904That same artist did a NULL CROTCH EROTIC pic, but Poipiku doesn't allow saving.
>>53112944inspect element or control+right click should work
>>53113277Thanks Anon, here it is!
>>53113427
>>53113427I'm cumming
>>53113739Thank you for taking time out of your day to inform us all.
>>53113427Holy shit….
>>53114337You know he had to do it to 'em.
>>53113427oh my fucking god I'm glad even some of the JP artists are drawing null gholdengo content
>>53115062they know what's up
>we're near bump limitIt's been a wild ridebut all rides end eventually
>>53113427Can anyone translate?
>>53115650I did the best I could.>Upper Right"Wow, you're really smooth. You don't feel anything here?">Upper Left"Oh! Hey, how does it feel now?!">Middle Left"I'll touch you a little more.">Middle Right(A few minutes later <3)"Amazing, you're practically melting... Does that feel good? Fufu.">Bottom Left"So Gholdengo doesn't have a weiner, but still gets naughty feelings!">Bottom Right"Did you enjoy it that much? It's my turn next round.""Eh? Uh, I..."(and then they fucked)
>>53116134amazingthe appeal of null crotch Gholdengo is international
>>53115557Thanks for the group photo. It was a good ride.
aw man! right around when i started chiming in too. well at least this thread probably (hopefully!) won't be the last
>>53116489These threads have been a thing since early December and they keep hitting bump limit so it’s safe to say you’ll see another very soon.
>>53116489once this thread hits bump limit or is archived, someone will most likely start a new gholdengo thread, been happening since december as another anon said.
>>53115557thanks for the ride. see you next thread anons
>>53081143Never. Roaming Gimmighoul can't evolve.
