LAST TIME:>musk plays a bunch of wack (idk what the fuck even happens in that game) and beats a robot virgin with magic pokemon>in opalo, we head to PokeOrleans>we find out apolo was an omega nigger even as a child>we reunite with the bald faggot Derringer, who's now apparently on our side>unfortunately the city gets taken over by voodoo zombies>we sneak into the voodoo parlor, complete a puzzle, and rescue ixia>we defeat the voodoo bitch who's the ugliest cunt in the entire game>we then head to the docks where the bitch is planning to sacrifice the whole cityWhiteout counter: 0Badges: 8Spirit Fragments: 1TALLY OF ATROCITY:Confirmed deaths: 7Bad guys get away: 10Pokemon ordered to attack trainer: 1Bestiality: 2Organ trafficking: 1TALLY OF FAIL:Crashes: 1Previous Threads: https://pastebin.com/jr1cJHNG/vp/ plays MEGA folder (contains writefaggotry, art, screenshot spam, and extras): https://mega.nz/folder/YR9mUALL#z6LqTPdLLSfCvC_XylDKXgWhat the fuck is this garbage?>This is Pokemon Opal, which is going to be the second game Xaviondos does at a snail's pace>It's actually complete - if you ignore the bad translation.>Decisions & catches are made via GETs when people actually give a shit about them - dubs override singlets, trips override dubs and can cause thread-long rules, and quads+ override trips and can cause permanent rules>current rule for playthrough is a bird/flying monotype with sandshrew and aggron
The Wack playthrough seems to be a pretty good argument for why you should play through a game and figure out if it's functional before playing it
All right, well, new content for this game
This is why I unfortunately couldn't increment the death counter by 1
But now I canConfirmed deaths: 8Rot in hell ugly bitchThere's no cool death scene, she just fades away
Great 'friends' we have here
reminderthe new tauros regional variants are easier to kill with talonflamehere is the set I made to maul those fucking faggot bulls>168 speed EVs outspeeds paldean tauros, optionally use 252 to outspeed both paldean and regular tauros. this is redundant because of gale wings but it ensures you'll outspeed even with plebbles taking away that ability's speed boost. alternatively just tailwind>252+ attack is self explanatory>tera flying can be used if you want acrobatics to OHKO non-defensive tauroses without a choice bandFUCK TAUROS (Talonflame)Ability: Gale WingsShiny: YesTera Type: FlyingEVs: 88 HP / 252 Atk / 168 SpeAdamant Nature- Tailwind- Flare Blitz- Brave Bird- Acrobaticscalcs:offensive tauros252+ Atk Tera-Flying Gale Wings Talonflame Acrobatics (110 BP) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Tauros: 356-422 (122.3 - 145%) -- guaranteed OHKO252+ Atk Gale Wings Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Tauros: 302-356 (103.7 - 122.3%) -- guaranteed OHKOdefensive tauros, no rocks>252+ Atk Tera-Flying + Choice Band Gale Wings Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Tauros: 492-578 (138.9 - 163.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO>252+ Atk Tera-Flying/Choice Band Gale Wings Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 252 HP / 168+ Def Tauros: 354-416 (100 - 117.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO252+ Atk Tera-Flying/Choice Band Gale Wings Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 140 HP / 252+ Def Tauros: 326-386 (100 - 118.4%) -- guaranteed OHKOdefensive tauros w/ rocks252+ Atk Tera-Flying/Choice Band Gale Wings Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 224 HP / 252+ Def Tauros: 326-386 (93.9 - 111.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock>252+ Atk Tera-Flying/Choice Band Gale Wings Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 252 HP / 240+ Def Tauros: 332-392 (93.7 - 110.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rocknote: all 3 paldean tauros variants have the same base stats and 2x weakness to flying
>>52298352i realize that I forgot to add the quote formatting to half the calcs. if you have OCD then fuck you
I'm going to show off what happens when you lose first, I think this is the only unique game over in the game>>52298352This reminds me, I need to read the new exileDoes someone get cheyenne'd
>>52298413no, fortunatelyjust remember that it's being written by the same writefag behind Victoria's Giftfortunately things will get better in exile20, which will involve at least two particularly important birdsmaybe more if Amber decided to try using a Talonflame or two when accessing Anon's PC boxes
>>52298451>just remember that it's being written by the same writefag behind Victoria's GiftI-I seeThe_writers_barely_disguised_fetish.png, then
Confirmed deaths: 9Bestiality: 3And again, pretend I posted The_writers_barely_disguised_fetish.png, then
>>52298536writefag’s barely disguised fetish is handholdingthe shit that Anon suffers through in exile19 is not writefag’s fetish
The game undoes it but I'm still counting it because fuck you
>>52298553now that’s the writer’s barely disguised fetish
Alright, now the real fightI actually really like this guy's battle theme, and from what I can tell it's 100% originalDoes actually sound somewhat like a Pokemon battle theme, too
Stupid fucking Scope Lens Sniper setNot showing it but it OHKO'd 2 other mons, Empoleon and Delibird
>>52298752>not citizen snipslame
>>52298752Wait no it had Life Orb, I'm retardedThe nigger just got 2 crits in a rowAnyway, Ground/Flying Glalie again, love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
My favorite moves, Dragon Pules and Storm surge
Not too bad
>>52298772>dragon puleswtf lol
>fighting warping reality warping god>he just sends pokemon outMany such cases
Thought the shitnigger game would spring a textbox or something but there's a flashback to a black haired girl playing with AstremPretty predictable the white woman has a dog legendaryYou just know
>>52299161with this mess over, can we go visit Gala and fuck her now
Cutting the fluff dialogue so we can move on>>52299190Don't worry, she's in for this next part
>>52299161>"Let me know if you want a life changing deal"I wish for all your Lucarios to have bitches, because I want a Riolu.
Thankfully nearly all the trainers on this route are optional, I've been becoming a bit overlevelled anyway Also why are the Hex Maniac sprites in this game so horrificI get that they're supposed to be spooky but jesus
>>52299323gen4/gen5 overworld sprites suck
Regional Gothitelle, Fire/PsychicCute concept if historically inaccurate
>>52299323Can we see the maniac's battle sprite?
>>52299419Sure thing, just give me a sec
HereIt's okay, at least nowhere as hideous as the overworld sprite
Well, we're back to the adventures of giganigga and Punished Apolo
Movie quality fight scene
Quints approachingGet your writefag Santa lists ready
>>52299594They were usually hung, is the thing
What a twistConfirmed deaths: 8>vera likes watching a huge superior black man beat the shit out of her husband I wonder if apolo can still be a cuck now that his wife is paralyzed
imagine how kino it would be if exile20 gave us a scene where Amber gave Anon a nursing handjob while whispering sweet nothings into his ear as she comforts him after that tauros incidentwritefag pls
>>52299790>Confirmed deaths: 8wait, what?
>>52298413Here, if you want to read exile 19 it's right here. Made a few small edits.https://mega.nz/file/MW93BbRK#EesoBLuxdCTYRaUx7Nr9psUdAFEUrzQwl6o-5_KAZh4
>>52299942hot>>52299947what edits have you made before I make people viewing the archive think you fucked up the schedule?
>>52299961I added a few lines and changed some words.
Sorry, had to deal with something >>52299883I incremented the death counter by 4 in the truck explosion we had when coming to West Cefira, just depleted it by 1 as Vera didn't actually die>>52299947Thanks. Will probably read it right afterwards
And now the fucker wants to go after Gala>>52299992>>52300002>missed the quintsFuck
>>52300036fuck OFF Apolo
>>52299947musk put the edited version in the archive.
>>52300180she's bending over to show us her thick, muscular thighsnow's the time to grab them and seduce her
>tfw no native gf who goes hunting all day and returns home, lays a trap, ambushes you and ties you up before forcibly grinding her pelvis in your face to orgasm then mounting your dick and the two of you start fucking and screaming like wild animals after a long day's hard work before climaxing at the same time and falling asleep before repeating the same thing the next day
>>52297850wait a minute the pastebin hasn't been updated yet!
>>52300223Whatever, honorary trips
>>52300223I'm pretty sure even Musk is more subtle than that, when it comes to his lust for Aelita
YO IS THAT A MOTHAFUCKIN
>>52300301Spend enough time around here and you'll know thats not trueOur fetishes are certainly different though, it comes from my Afrimuttmerican genetics
God fucking damnit fucking Jesus fucking christ alfucking mighty Confirmed deaths: 7
The game knew you would be overjoyed to reunite with Gala so they of course made this section of the game centered on this faggot
Alright tldr, rich bitch has her hands on the macguffin we need
Nice </b>I considered adding stuff like that to the atrocity tally, but it's too late now I guess
>>52300821gala is lying on the bed and waiting to be dicked by the playerafter mundanez answers the question, have him leave the room, lock the door, then let your instincts handle it from there
Unfortunately, if you think this game has a dialogue sequence that short you're out of luck I will reiterate however - it is infinitely better than Empire, though I think 99% of written media is
>>52301021Meant to reply >>52300910
>>52299848imagine how cute her moans would be after she feels her sensitive crimson nipples being sucked on for the first time while her big tanned, perky breasts get massaged by Anon, causing Amber to eventually develop a love for titfucks and nursing handjobs like her cousin did
All right the rest of this conversation is useless, just more "we need to get the macguffin from mundanez's girlfriend"Let's fuck
>>52301106>>52301108dude, where's my quads GET?
>>52301108>>52301125Close enoughWell, post coital snuggling with Gala is interrupted by this faggot breaking in, so let's kill himI like how the game also flip-flops on translating "Siseante" into "Hissing"
Bad guys get away: 11Need to head out for a bit
>>52301204siseante, seethingwhat's the difference? they both look the same
>>52299947Fuck you, Tauros.
>>52299947hey writefagconsider the following:>>52299848>>52301091
Let's keep going, at least until the next 'gym' hopefully>>52299947Ok damnWas that spawned from a repressed nightmare or something
>>52301977That is the power of Tauros X. It showed anon his worst nightmares/fears. Anon could have been driven insane. Also checked.
Cunt>>52302024I meant writefag's own irl nightmares, if he wrote that from an experienceCheck this 2 btw
>>52302024at least Amber's able to reverse the effects on Anon's mind with lots of cuddling (and holding Anon's face between her breasts while they sleep)
>>52301091trip on, Musk.
Reborn has permanently scarred me from minecart/track switching puzzlesI didn't use a guide for that game but that one huge room in victory road nearly broke me
>>52301559hey writefag, check this 2
>>52302230>cart is 1 tile wide>track gauge is 2 tileswhat the fuck is thisthat's just train wrong
Just realized the above digit predict was off by 1, gay fucking rigged siteAnyway, Mega Aggronita acquired>>52302255Checked, but don't derail the thread with bad puns
does opalo have some sort of wiki or documentation so i can find out how the fuck to evolve lopunny?
I like how they made a big deal of the evil team having a 'secret' base in the mine when this one faggot is literally just hanging out near the bottom of an elevator shaft and there's a bunch of workers standing around at the top>>52302398https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tTOiG9ZjkhVjiFIwlY1OPlUUABujC7WFmuetc1U4_wg/editShould have everything
Gala's brother has apparently entered full Elliot Rodger mode
God the music in this place fucking sucksYou either learn to really love or really despise the music these games use when you're playing this way
Return of the hag>hitman of the presidentFuck off Adian no we're not
Fucking hag is creepy as shit
>>52302833just send out mega aggron, use autotomize, and spam iron head flinch hax
I really like how the insane apocalypse cultist is trying to take the moral high ground hereAnd that Gala is even entertaining the "MUHHH NATIVES" nonsense>>52302901Give it a sec, game needs to get its inner fangame writing sense out
Scary organ music incoming
So tl;dr the Native Lives Matter supporters here want to summon a giant planet eating monster to kill every single white person alive and they can have the planet for themselves Basically your average leftists
Still a joke
>>52303296just wonderingare you running head smash on your aggron now that it can mega evolvebecause you really shouldn't since it doesn't have STAB or rock head recoil immunity
>>52303357NahFor some stupid fucking reason Aggron barely gets any rock moves by levelup and there's also barely any rock TMs (I admit I probably missed them), it doesn't get Head Smash eitherStill puts in work fine, though, if unoptimal
Bad guys get away: 12I've not mentioned it but the hag has some kind of teleportation power, presumably so scenarios like this are written more easily
This bitch is onscreen for maybe 30 minutes if you're playing normally and she still manages to be probably the worst and most annoying character in the game
Well she's...at least better looking than the last 'gym leader' we foughtShe's also a lot better looking in the hentai fanart in the game's folder
The rock type gym, also placed way too fucking late
She at least has a decently varied team but how the fuck is a rock gym beating someone at this point
And so begins the palladium sweep
>>52303894And the mega, which is Rock/DarkI cant think of a bigger nerf, what were they thinking
>>52303724>She's also a lot better looking in the hentai fanart in the game's folderbruh it's a fucking footjoblame
>>52304008It is lame, but the character herself looks significantly less like a tranny
>>52304071fuck it we already have the macguffinlet's leave and go find somewhere nice to make out with Gaia at
I really fucked up capturing this scene but you get the gistI also don't want to spend anymore time here because the game is not going to convince me Mundanez is now a badass or whatever >>52304098I would love nothing more
AlrightI'll give him this one thing but only because he's going to be fucking...that for the rest of his life and this will be the only bit of female contact he'll get otherwise
That should be it for tonightCalling new team though
Gala's traditional native pussy
>>52304403How did I mess up posting the image twice in a row
>>52304437Imagine the smell
>>52304407>>52304437sup andreas dos
>>52304407Imagine the wedding night sex. You and Gala will paint each other bodies with her drawing a womb tattoo to bless an impregnation charm and you both fuck out in the open under the starlight while surrounded by native members circling you two and chanting sutra.
>>52304448>>52304471>>52304485i don't think you're supposed to burn through bump magnet posts (posts with the sole purpose of referencing a hot girl's tits/abs or any pangolin's scales) that quickly>>52304502trip on, xaviondos
>>52304407This game honestly made me want to move out near some reservation in the midwest to meet native chicksI've never had any media affect me this badly before>>52304418Anon the sandshrew
>>52304418American Brave Bird
>>52297850>Check thread>Has a bestialitywtf this dev is sick
>>52304670yeah there's an NPC who fucked his lopunny/gardevoir/lucario/whateverthe ice gym leader is also implied to fuck his ice lopunny
>>52299848>>52301091reminding writefag again
>>52298352It would be so kino if anon cooks and kills the Tauros that tormented him
>>52305262he should keep the skull as a trophy, after disposing of the popped and destroyed eyeas for the meat, assuming it’s safe to eat, there’s probably going to be enough to feed the entirety of Anon and Amber’s pokemonor at least the ones that aren’t insectivorous or lithovores, so that excludes the sandslashes and Amber’s gigalith. maybe the two dreepies that ride inside the horns of Anon’s dragapult could get kids meals, that might be cute
is writefag posting tonight?
>>52305415Doesn't Gigalith photosynthesize like a plant to eat? Even though it has a mouth.
>>52305940It probably eats rocks too and assimilates them into its own body.
>>52305924i hope he posts before sunrise so we don’t have to wait until the last minute again
>>52305415I know how retarded this sounds but is anyone autistic enough to drawfag the custom X Pokémon in the exile series?
>>52306169Drawfags don't exist, anon.
>>52306169we don’t have drawfags, period
>>52306169go host /vp/ixelmon 2023 if you want to lure out drawfagotherwise you’re out of luck for summoning him
>>52304008>it's the only explicitly sexual art>and it's likely with MundanezFrom zero to a hero. Mundanez is eating good.
>>52297850making babies with gala
passionate handholding with amber
>>52306169that’s going to be far behind on the drawfag backlogthe current request at the front of the backlog is some art of Aelita holding hands with Anonit’s been there for like 6 months
>>52312692>mundanez's ace in this playthrough is the dolphin starterDeepest
cuddling with Amber
>>52313304i want to
>>52298890>>52299992>>52300002>>52301106>>52301108>>52304448>>52313339>>52314443>>52315554all these failed GET attempts... it's over...
>>52315882this thread is cursed
>>52316050i want a new thread
>>52316050you don't know that
>>52316377yes i do
>>52314443we need it
>>52316377i told you so>>52316662
>>52318424Yes>>52304473Going to assume this meant BRAVEST as no one asked to combine the suggs with Corviknight or for Rhyperior
Always good to start the day with Apolo on his period
>apolo got so scared of the bulls he had to hire a buck breaker as his bodyguardMany such cases
this thread is cursed can we please get a new onewritefag knows this thread is irredeemably cursed so that's why he hasn't posted yet
Gay ass nigga>>52318909Its fine, see >>52318877Look check these dubs right here
>>52318927I meant these
>>52318927dubs are the maximum we can get in this thread and that's assuming we're lucky
>>52319005Give me Gala
>>52319128NO. FUCK YOU.
>>52319128I'm pretty sure Gala could kill you outright with her legs faggot bull>>52319005FuckLet's hope we can fuck the pink haired clan leader at some point, I bet she's really hot
>>52319189and so could Aelita considering she has the strength of a heracross
LOLAnd thus completes the trio of death for the shillmonsConfirmed deaths: 8
>>52319189why not also fuck the purple haired chick
We've already moved on a bit from "friends"But sure, we can prove ourselves to the matriarchMaybe we can propose a threesome - helps Gala and this chick aren't related
>>52319227what happened to pikachu?
Pretty fucking fine>>52319434Got a tomahawk lodged in its head
>>52319429>helps Gala and this chick aren't relatedcmon, there's both Tesla and Amber in the rejuvenation MC's harem, it doesn't matter if the two girls we're fucking at the same time are related or not
For some reason, she uses the Champion Cup theme from this game>>52319464That's fair, though it's probably a bit easier to overcome the mental block
Ground/Flying special Dugtrio
And only 4 Pokemon for some reason, despite most bosses now having 5
Looks like Apolo has been browsing /pol/ lately...assuming that white people actually do browse that board
>>52319464They are technically not blood related at all because Aelita is technically not Keta's daughter.
Oh thank godKill the faggot please
>>52319652>what's all this buddy-buddy stuff you're doing with the native leaders?it's called getting laid, nerd>>52319655how did the genetics work regarding Aelita's curse? was it more or less cloning, with each incarnation having the same DNA as the last?probably no way to tell without going back in time and doing DNA tests for Vivian, Taelia, and Aelita, or hoping Jan doesn't have the next Q&A spree be restricted to registered accounts only after Musk spoke a little too honestly about chapter 3>>52319669cuck down
>>52319652>Apolo became an incel /pol/fagmany such cases
It happens too quickly so>apolo's bodyguard pushes him out of the way>adian leaves on a skarmoryI also forgot to add to the counter when gala was attacked by that Seviper, soPokemon ordered to attack trainer: 3Bad guys get away: 13
>>52319693Regardless, Aelita wouldn't have Keta's blood anyway.
>>52319693It's probably cloning, given they all have purple hair
>>52319865the different incarnation's sprites have a different shade of purple for the hair but I'm pretty sure that's just based on their actionson the topic of genetics, it's probably safe to say that in a few decades, about 10% or more of Sheridan Village's population will have purple or red hair
if quads writefag must post passionate, relaxing handholding with Amber right now
>>52320010if any number but 0 then jan's curse must be ignored and writefag must post anyways
There's nothing on the next route other than some bounty hunters
So her name is Gala Aponi, huh
And she's apparently 24Anyway, time for Apolo to go full blown schizo
Well for now, we don't need to worry and can spend our time with 2 cute girlsMaybe we can have a threesome here in the cool shade
>>52320242He's going to pull a Gavin and try to assassinate her, isn't he?
>>52320333CHECKED CHECKED CHECKED
>>52320359WRITEFAG COME NOW
>>52320333FINALLY>all 3's asking for a 3some YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WRITEFAG
The shards just start jumping with some particle effects
>>52320422blah blah blah another hallucination infodumplet's just fuck Ixia and Gala and move on
>>52320340Apolo will jump down to worst character ever if he does something like that.
If trips post NOW writefag
>>52320568curse of Jan strikes again.
Wow, that was fucked
>>52320568writefag will post the way he always does. At 11:00 PM.
>>52320595*11:59 PMif you're very lucky he posts at 12:01 AM
Alright, well that finishes it upWritefag, if you would, at some point insert the hot and heavy threesome that occurred here that the dev forgot to write in
>>52320658he's busy writing the scene in exile20 where Amber spends an entire day lovingly fucking Anon and tending to his every need while making Tesla proud of her daughter
Insert admiral ackbar image>>52320743Disappointing but fair trade
>>52320881Goddammit not againI like how this guy still looks like more of a woman than the voodoo chick
This guy could have maybe been remotely difficult as the dark type 'gym leader' but for whatever reason this is a 12v5 with Gala assisting you, so this just is the easiest gym in an already pretty easy game
Regional Ursaring, dark type
>>52320922>>52320944back to back dubsi wonder if we'll ever get quads
And also yeah, 5 pokemonAt the very least could they not have given him 6?
Creepy old shit
>>52320953this thread is cursed
>>52321110missed by one
>>52321052i want a new thread this one sucks
Making new thread right after this
>>52321270Hopefully that luck will carry on in the new thread.
posting pangolins until image limit so we get a non-cursed thread faster
NEW THREAD >>52321282>NEW THREAD >>52321282NEW THREAD >>52321282>NEW THREAD >>52321282NEW THREAD >>52321282>NEW THREAD >>52321282
>>52321291>Hopefully that luck will carry on in the new thread.do you understand what the fuck you have said