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HELLO VEEPEE, KERMIT THE FROG HERE
IT'S TIME FOR MYSTERY BOX CLOO TIME

I HAVE FIVE BOXES, EACH WITH A MYSTERY POKEMON INSIDE
I WILL GIVE AWAY THREE CLOOS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO DEDUCE WHAT'S IN THE BOX

GET IT RIGHT AND I WILL REWARD YOU WITH ALL SORTS OF MEANINGLESS PRIZES

ALSO, THERE ARE A FEW POKEMON THAT WILL NEVER SHOW UP IN BOXES, NAMELY DITTO, POKEMON FROM ABOVE, OR ANY OF THE NEWLY REVEALED POKEMON FOR GEN 9 (AS WE BARELY KNOW MUCH ABOUT THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE)

ON THAT NOTE, IT'S TIME FOR OUR FIRST CLOO AND MYSTERY BOX: THIS POKEMON CAN LEARN THE MOVE GYRO BALL
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It's
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uhh... Bronzong?
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>>51143997
Charizard?
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>>51143997
>POKEMON FROM ABOVE
what did Kermit mean by this?
anyway it's obviously Bronzong
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>>51143997
Ferrothorn!
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>>51143997
Mew, the answer is all boxes are Mew.
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Typhlosion?
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>>51144013
>>51144022
>>51144037
>>51144048
YOU ARE WRONG

>>51144036
>what did Kermit mean by this?
I MEAN THAT I WON'T PULL BULLSHIT LIKE "OH THIS POKEMON IS ROUND BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TORTERRA FROM A CERTAIN ANGLE"

ALSO YOU ARE WRONG

THE SECOND CLOO IS THAT THE POKEMON CAN ONLY LEARN GYRO BALL FROM A TECHNICAL MACHINE
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>>51144064
Its Blastoise
Kermit please I need the validation
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>>51143997
POOPER
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>>51144064
>YOU ARE WRONG
How do you know those boxes arent Mew transforming into other Pokemon? YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING STUPID FROG.
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>>51144075
Shut the fuck up and let the frog run the show
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>>51144069
OH FUCK YOU ACTUALLY GUESSED IT ON THE FIRST TRY

NICE FUCKING JOB, YOUR PRIZE IS THAT IN "CLAIM YOUR WAIFU THREADS", YOUR WAIFU WILL ALWAYS BE CLAIMED, REGARDLESS IF SOMEONE ELSE PICKED IT FIRST

OUR SECOND MYSTERY BOX, AND FIRST CLOO, IS THAT THIS POKEMON'S NAME START'S WITH AN H
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>>51144082
Hitmontop
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>>51144082
HMew
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>>51144082
none other than honedge
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>>51144082
Hitmontop?
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>>51144082
Hitmonchan
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>>51144082
It must be Honedge
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>>51144082
Hawlucha maybe?
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>>51144082
Weed
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>>51144082
Heliolisk, to follow the reptile theme.
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>>51144091
>>51144096
>>51144097
>>51144099
>>51144101
>>51144107
>>51144110
YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK WITH IT'S TYPING, BUT STILL FAR OFF

THAT BEING SAID, THE SECOND CLOO IS THAT THIS POKEMON IS PART FIGHTING TYPE
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>>51144082
Errrm... Harizard?
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>>51144128
Hariyama?
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>>51144128
Hitmonlee
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>>51144128
Hariyama!
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>>51144128
heracross
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>>51144128
HAKAMO-O
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>>51144128
Hakamo-o?
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>>51144128
Ok now I have a clue, Hakamo-o
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>>51144128
Heracross is part fighting
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>>51144129
>>51144147
>>51144148
>>51144149
>>51144159
WRONG

>>51144161
>>51144165
THESE ANONS GOT IT RIGHT
AS YOU TWO WERE SECONDS WITHIN EACH OTHER, YOU'LL HAVE TO SHARE YOUR PRIZE OF A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF RAGE CANDY BARS

WITH THAT, I BRING OUT THE THIRD MYSTERY BOX, AND A HEIGHTENED DIFFICULTY

THE FIRST CLOO IS THAT THIS IS A GOOD POKEMON TO CATCH WITH A HEAVY BALL
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2nd clue way too easy, kermit bitch
Literally 3 pokemon start with H and are half fighting
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>>51144195
Pooper
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>>51144195
GROUDON
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>>51144195
Snorlax
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>>51144195
metagross
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>>51144195
Oh! I know this one! Gigantamax Charizard!
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>>51144195
Is it Mewtwo?
Okay fine. My guess is Graveler.
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IS IT COOKIE!?
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>>51144195
Mudsdale
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>>51144195
Easy, Cosmoem
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>>51144121
IT'S NOT FUCKING WEED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER !!!
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>>51144267
IS IT WEEDLE
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>>51144195
Giratina
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>>51144204
IT'S NOT FUCKING POOPER YOU SCAT FETISHIST

>>51144203
THEN YOU'LL APPRECIATE THESE HOPEFULLY MORE DIFFICULT BOXES

>>51144210
>>51144220
>>51144223
>>51144243
>>51144245
YOU ARE WRONG

>>51144249
COOKIE MONSTER GET THE FUCK OUT OFF OF MY SET, YOU KNOW THERE'S NO COOKIES IN HERE

THE SECOND CLOO IS THAT THIS POKEMON IS NOT A LEGENDARY POKEMON
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Did kermit get fucking shot or is he looking for more pics
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>>51144299
Glacetrier
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>>51144299
Alolan Exeggutor
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>>51144299
wailord
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>>51144299
Stonjourner
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>>51144309
Oh wait, not a legendary, my B
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>>51144299
IT'S AAAA...COOKIE
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My money's on guzzlord
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>>51144299
Aggron
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>>51144299
Copperajah, I hope this time I get it right
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>>51144333
Kermit, give this anon a consolation prize for winning digits.
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>>51144299
Mudsdale
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>>51144373
Said it before, but Kermit didn't notice.
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>>51144301
I HAVE A SPECIALLY MARKED FOLDER FOR ALL MY CAMERA SETS, BUT PERHAPS IN THE FUTURE I SHOULD SET A TIMER AS NOT TO WASTE TOO MUCH TIME

>>51144309
>>51144316
>>51144318
>>51144319
>>51144333
>>51144339
STILL WRONG

>>51144328
YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT THIS POKEMON COOKIE MONSTER GO FIND AN ALCREMIE OR SOMETHING

THE FINAL CLOO IS TH- OH FUCK >>51144369 THIS ANON GOT IT WHILE I WAS TYPING

CONGRATULATIONS ANON, YOUR WITS HAVE EARNED YOU A VERY SHINY, GOLDEN UNO REVERSE CARD

USE IT TO NEGATE ANY ARGUMENT YOU HAVE ON THIS BOARD
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>>51144404
Nest box?
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>>51144373
>>51144379
APOLOGIES ANONS, I TRY TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE'S GUESSES ARE INCLUDED IN CLOO TIME

ALSO FUCK ME I FORGOT TO ADD THE NEXT MYSTERY BOX, WHICH IS A REAL DOOZY

THE FIRST CLOO IS THAT THIS POKEMON IS A BOSS IN THE ORIGINAL POKEMON RUMBLE ON THE WII
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>>51144404
Thanks for the card Kermit!
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>>51144418
Is it Pooper?
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>>51144418
Rhyperior
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>>51144418
IT'S A COOKIE!
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Agumon
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>>51144418
I don't believe that you played that game, Kermit.
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>>51144418
pooper?
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>>51144418
BUNGER
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>>51144418
Gengar?
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>>51144418
Charmeleon
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>>51144418
Raichu
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>>51144418
>pokemon rumble on the wii
Literally nobody on this board played that. Thats a good question
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>>51144418
Ivysaur?
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>>51144423
>>51144443
I AM GOING TO FLUSH YOU DOWN MISS PIGGY'S TOILET

>>51144430
COOKIE MONSTER I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'LL BE JOINING MISS PIGGY'S TOILET

>>51144433
>>51144453
THIS ISN'T /V/ CLOO BOXES

>>51144442
I HAVE IT STILL ON MY DUSTY WII RIGHT ALONGSIDE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

>>51144429
>>51144464
>>51144465
>>51144477
NO

THE SECOND CLOO IS THAT THIS BOSS APPEARS IN THE WINDY PRARIE, WHERE MOSTLY NORMAL AND FLYING TYPES RESIDE
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>>51144494
Staraptor
>>51144492
Fuck you, Rumble is great
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>>51144494
Dragonite
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>>51144494
Aerodactyl
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>>51144494
Persian
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>>51144418
GreatRust?
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>>51144494
Lickilicky
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>>51144494
Is...
Is it Pooper, by any chance?
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>>51144509
Ok underage
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>>51144494
BUT IS IT A COOKIE?
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>>51144509
A MAN OF CULTURE
BUT ALSO YOU'RE WRONG

>>51144514
>>51144526
>>51144539
DOUBLE WRONG

>>51144537
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GREAT RUST

>>51144532
CONGRATULATIONS ANON, YOU GOT IT RIGHT

YOUR PRIZE IS 10% LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING DOUBLES AND ANYTHING ELSE HEREAFTER
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>>51144494
>I AM GOING TO FLUSH YOU DOWN MISS PIGGY'S TOILET
That's hot.
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>>51144568
Kawaii
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OUR FINAL BOX IS IMMINENT
I WARN YOU YOU'LL NEED TO USE ALL YOUR BRAINPOWER FOR THIS ONE

THE FIRST CLOO IS THAT THIS POKEMON CANNOT EAT
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>>51144584
Cosmoem
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>>51144584
Pooper
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>>51144584
That was quite simple, but I'll put it behind spoilers anyway to not spoil the fun of others: Pooper
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>>51144584
Pooper
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>>51144584
Voltorb
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>>51144494
Pidgeotto?
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>>51144584
You can't hide the pig's porcelain throne from us forever, Frog.
Is the answer Pooper?
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>>51144595
>>51144596
>>51144611
YOUR BRAINS ARE SO FULL OF SHIT YOU MAKE FOZZIE LOOK ELIGIBLE FOR A NETFLIX SPECIAL

>>51144589
>>51144634
INCORRECT

THE SECOND CLOO IS THAT, MORE SPECIFICALLY, IN AMIE/REFRESH, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FEED THIS POKEMON
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>>51144584
magnemite
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>>51144584
Shelgon?
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>>51144584
Pupitar
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>>51144643
ITS POOPER
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>>51144643
Silcoon
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>>51144643
Cascoon
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>>51144643
Pineco
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>>51144643
Shedinja
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>>51144643
Spew-POOPER
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>>51144643
Weed
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>>51144643
Metapod!
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>>51144643
Kakuna
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Spewpa
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>>51144648
>>51144649
>>51144651
>>51144657
>>51144667
>>51144668
ALL HAVE FAILED EXCEPT FOR THIS VERY LUCKY >>51144670 ANON

CONGRATULATIONS, FOR YOUR SUPERIORITY, I GRANT YOU MY BLESSING: YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON WILL BE CATCHABLE IN POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET
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>>51144692
So Stantler, then?
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>>51144692
>YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON WILL BE CATCHABLE IN POKEMON SCARLET AND VIOLET
That'll be Pooper, thanks kermitman.
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>>51144699
Dang, lucky.
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>>51144692
Finally, Pooper will be a reality
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>>51144692
is it Pooper?
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>>51144692
>Anon’s favorite is CHARIZARD
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>>51144705
It's already in you know, so it's useless.
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>>51144692
>SCARLET AND VIOLET
Glad I didn't win.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR TUNING INTO /VP/ MYSTERY BOX TIME

I WILL HOPEFULLY RETURN LATER WITH MORE BOXES AND MORE MEANINGLESS PRIZES

AS FOR NOW, I GOTTA GET READY FOR PRACTICE WITH GONZO, HE'S GONNA BE SHOOTING HIMSELF OUT OF A CANNON, ASS-FIRST

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, /VP/OREONS
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>>51144728
Bye Kermit, and make Pooper be with ya.
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>>51144728
WHERE IS MISS PIGGY'S TOILET, KERMIT
YOU PROMISED ME THAT YOU WOULD FLUSH ME DOWN IT
HOW DO I KNOW YOUR PRIZES HAVE ANY WEIGHT IF YOU WONT GRANT ME THIS
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>>51144728
good thread K man ty
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>>51144728
Pooper
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>>51144728
ok bye faggot
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>>51144746
BEAKER WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU, YOU SICK FUCK
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>>51144728
Best thread of the day, someone archive this into a website or something
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>>51144769
aw yeah finally
the big stinky
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>>51144782
The irony is this is how the thread "ends."
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>>51144692
Thank you, Kermit! I've never won anything before!



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