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What are the things that you would fix about it?
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take out the anti-Trump references for starters
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Calling ace thruster Based
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>>51143298
Delete it from existence

>>51143317
Kill yourself
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Spaghefant should be a starter, nothing else needs to be changed
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>>51143336
you first pro-trump voter
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my nigga sadfish should NOT be a shitmon
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just put in the battle tower
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>>51143317
Delete /pol/. Making racist jokes doesn't validate your terrible opinions.
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Fix battle tower.
Now it's the perfect Pokémon game.
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just bought 3ds, cant wait to play this game
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>>51143327
I still hope for V1.3 although I'm not sure if it's in vain or not.
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>>51143495
Mutilating your cock didn't make you a woman, either.
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>>51144167
Eating a burger didn't make you an american, either.
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>>51144177
my goodness, that was such a weak comeback
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>>51144217
>my goodness, that was such a weak comeback
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>>51143298
Swap the female Main
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add easy mode
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>>51144177
Based
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>>51143337
>Spaghefant should be a starter
Which one should it replace?
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>>51143298
Some of the designs are complete trash but at least whoever drew them had a vision. Also the world layout in the first region could use some work, but I know how autistic the rom hacking process is so this will never get fixed to spare feelings
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>>51143298
It's steeped too much in unfunny CollegeHumor/Dorkly/Funnyjunk/IFunny humor to be fixed so I'd leave it as just is.
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>>51143298
Randomizer and minimum grinding mode (all pokemon habe perfect ivs, 0 evs)
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>>51147030
To be fair, I'd argue there's at least a generation's worth of designs that are passable as real mons. Although some would require a name change.
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>>51145117
>>51147159
>bitch mode
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>>51143298

Speed this shit up so I'm not forced to use 2x speed and mute it.
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>>51143298
>add more side content/freedom in fochun
>add grindhaus before snoop
>give a general increase in difficulty across the whole game, add in more doubles fights
>fix battle tower
>remove trannies from the game, even if it's ironic no one wants to see that shit
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>>51147541
There is nothing hard about playing bike sim and defeating the same easy Pokemon for evs it's just tedious
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>>51147700
git gud lol
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>>51147700

> There is nothing hard about playing bike sim and defeating the same easy Pokemon for evs it's just tedious

Nobody is forcing you to. Git gud.
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Add an evless mode, and a nature changer like radical red
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>>51147842
i won the game even the champion rematch and I got plenty of perfect and fantastic iv mons thanks to an early casanova but still Radical Red did it better with the minimal grinding mode
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>>51147872
>b-but I won
So did everyone else. You're still a filthy casual.
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>>51143298

Have Wonder trade not give you access to next regions Pokemon, shit breaks the game.
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>>51148160
>let's make the pokemon availability worse
No just don't use it, the Mosquito already breaks the game
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>>51143298
finish 1.3
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>>51143298
If it weren't so racist or so disgusting, it wouldn't be regarded with nearly as much vitriol. I would take out any reference to masturbation, or shit. The pissing contest is iffy, but I think piss is easy the least repellent of human excretions and by extension, piss humor, the least disgusting. But it's still gross, so it should probably go. I liked the pissing contest though, it felt whimsical and almost wholesome because a bunch of people of all ages were getting together and doing something goofy.

Additionally, like I said, less racism/evil, and so on, and it'd probably be fine. Most of the fakemon are pretty good.
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>>51148380

The fact that Clover is undeniably one of the highest quality rom hacks ever and trannies are filtered from playing it due to their fragile sensibilities will never not make me laugh.

My favorite racist joke in the game was when I got a Vandash in a wondertrade named "My son" with the OT being Obama
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>>51148407
>The fact that Clover is undeniably one of the highest quality rom hacks ever and trannies are filtered from playing it due to their fragile sensibilities will never not make me laugh.
Well, it shouldn't. You're an idiot with sensibilities that are no longer human.
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>>51147700
I hate little faggots like you who pretend that not being difficult is the same as not taking effort.
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>>51148380
This is obviously bait but when I was googling for information about a clovermon (I think it was Vandash) I randomly came across a thread about Clover on some site that's a direct clone of Reddit except only for commies and it was full of crying about how racist the game was.
It was basically
>Well most of these fakemon are really good and the game looks really fun but it's just such a WASTE to put all these FUNNY JOKES in here!!!
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>>51148527
It's not bait.
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>>51148504
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>>51148527
>but it's just such a WASTE to put all these FUNNY JOKES in here!!!
Because it is a waste. I wish I put this in my first post, but I responded before finishing yours. It never ceases to amaze me how people can say that Clover is a good game in a heartbeat, and then, in the same breath, defend all of the offensive material, which actively keeps the game from being enjoyed and by extension, celebrated by so many people. Like, you're not living in reality if you think Clover is "fine" as is, because "it's just a joke."
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>>51148514
>put up some random youtube video while run with my bycicle and check the eggs IVs or instakill EVs movs
Wow such effort lol no go kys it's just a waste of time, I'm sorry but Radical Red's minimal grinding mode is literally perfect
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>>51148627
>radical reddit
of course a faggot like you would like a lazy romhack that just takes the base game and slaps on a difficulty mode. fuck faggot red, if I wanted to play pokemon firered again I would play the vanilla game, but I don't because I'm sick to fucking death of the same game. Make your own unique changes for a region layout and/or new pokemon or fuck off.
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>>51148627
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WORK FOR THINGS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME STRONG POKEMON FOR FREE!!!!!!
Cope & Seethe
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>>51143298
Grindhaus still isn't fast enough and catching Synchronize Fishnism is a hassle, did Fishnism really need two abilities?
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>>51143327
who the fuck is Ace Thruster?
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>>51143298
I love all of it even the parts l hate
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>>51148673
thats the nickname your mom gave me
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>>51148262
2 weeks
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>>51148380
Clover's jokeyness saved it, in a way.
I think the devs themselves outright stated that Clover might have never been finished if it was a serious game.
Plus, the fact that the edgy humor filters people means it's not as popular as it would've been and thus was less likely to draw GF's attention for a C&D.
And even if anyone at GF noticed it, it was sufficiently transformative to the point where it's comfortably protected under copyright law.
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>>51148627
So play Radical Red then
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>>51143298
Nothing it's perfect
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>>51144217
A weak comeback to complement a weak comment.
Imagine being so brain fried by /pol/ you can only call people trans.
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>>51148886
I guess, but I doubt it would've been C/D'd regardless.
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>>51148585
>the offensive material, which keeps the game from being enjoyed and celebrated by so many people

A good 70-80% of this game is pure nonsense unless you lurked this site in the past (I'd say between 2011 and 2017 at least), most of the content is a reference/inside joke that the general audience can't possibly understand. You'd need a dedicated wiki just for the wordplays alone.

It's like the Nameless Mod of Deus Ex, it was never meant to be enjoyed by outsiders of the forum that created it. Both just happen to be so well executed that fans of the source material can still appreciate them from a technical standpoint, but they will never truly "get it"; at best, they can hope for a very surface level understanding (which misses the point by itself).

Removing the few "racist" bits (which are all ironic references anyways, it's never played straight like you'd expect from /pol/ games such as Angry Goy) wouldn't be nearly enough to make it truly palatable to outsiders. You'd probably need to rewrite most of it, plus change some designs and names and so on to avoid hurting people's sensibilities.
If so much content needs to be changed, what's the point really? Getting praises from an extremely small minority that currently gets bothered by it? Just search on google, the hack managed to reach the corners of the internet in many languages and almost everyone seems to like it, even if very few understand it. The crude humor and offensive content is probably part of the appeal, it's perceived as irreverent which is an ever bigger selling point in a time where everyone is so observant of other people's feelings.

Most importantly, removing offensive jokes and references would deny the nature of the project itself; at its core, it's an autoironic celebration of this site, its users, its history, its customs and traditions, and all of it is mocked.
Both ironic and serious racism are part of it from its inception, why omitting it for the sake of a few outsiders?
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>>51149114
I just think it would help smooth over the game's reputation and that it would be pragmatic to not have them. That's all.
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>>51149114
I love Clover but it's undoubtedly a product of its time and location, and the fact that the vast majority of people will never be able to appreciate or understand the writing because they didn't lurk on 4chan a decade+ ago is sad to me, because I want other people to experience the joy I felt from playing Clover.
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>>51149123
I'm sure that would truly be a problem if the game was a commercial product intended for the masses rather than an unauthorized hack specifically made for the users of a website.
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>>51149137
Yeah, and see that is a fair counterpoint, but then you can't say that and simultaneously complain that the masses don't want it.
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>>51149132
The joy you felt from it is undoubtedly related to your experiences and memories of this place, it maximized your enjoyment in a way no outsiders could truly get.
It wouldn't provide same enjoyment if it didn't touch the right buttons
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>>51149144
Who complained about it
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>>51149165
People do it all the time.
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>>51149166
Never say anyone complaining about it never going mainstream.

Still, if the masses embraced it, people here would complain even harder and quickly disassociate with it.
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>>51149114
Quality post, but you're replying to a pretty obvious troll.

>>51149172
He's just stringing you along, anon. Don't waste your time.
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>>51149172
Idk if it's happened ITT, but it's happened.
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>>51149172
I'm not trolling btw, IDK what that dude's deal is. I'd sooner say my post was bad than I was trolling. Not that I think my post is bad, because it isn't. I just think you argued your stance well.
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>>51143298
I think it would be funny for there to be a "sanitized" version of Clover with everything offensive removed.
Just so this faggot can't use the "fascist propaganda" excuse for not playing it and admit that it's because it kneecaps his playstyle.
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>>51149659
Call it Pro Nuzlocker Edition, still leave the anti-cheat mechanics and after beating Champion
play some slideshow of champion's nudes with Nazi music playing and credits calling Jan a pedo rolling on screen, just to fuck with him trying to play it on stream.-.
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>>51149719
Or instead of getting arrested for hacking rare candies, he gets arrested for soliciting nudes from a 16 year old girl on discord and telling her she can't go to the police about it because he's german and the age of consent there is 14.
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>>51144167
Based
>>51143495
Go back to dilate in your safespace.
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>>51149811
He says while crying about the site not being a /pol/ safe space.
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>>51149972
You're the one seething and pissing yourself over people with right-leaning views existing, not me.
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>>51149123
Do you really think the Clover devs give a shit about their reputation?
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>>51143298
Minimal grinding mode
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>>51143298
Started playing this with rare candy, at which point will it say uh oh, you can't do that?
I don't understand why would anyone praise this by saying this has good fakemon, these are all weak designs.
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>>51149811
Are you blind?
go back to stab your eyes with a kitchen knife
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>>51148732
stop lying and being lazy.
release the update already
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>>51148652
Arrest yourself and go to bed.
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>>51149018
>racist jokes
>outdated memes
>stolen assets and designs
>perfect
lmao
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>>51149659
whoever made that "tweet" never played the current version.
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>>51150554
>racist jokes
You mean "jokes"
>outdated memes
You mean "timeless memes"
>stolen assets and designs
A lie you made up
>perfect
It certainly is.
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>>51150595
>"timeless memes"
repeating the same outdated memes is like "one trick pony"
>A lie you made up
gamefreak says otherwise, content thief.
>It certainly is.
again, gamefreak's C&D
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>>51149992
And you're going to bed, /pol/driven shithead.
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>>51150606
I swear every time you get angry you stumble over your own fucking words, it's hilarious
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>>51148544
>words words words
the left can't meme
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>>51150620
your precious wiki got nuked, don't make this shit up.
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>>51148262
what?
i nuzlocked twice.
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>>51149659
thank god the tweet is deleted.
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>>51147541
>>51150433
>>51147735
>>51148052
>>51148652

>enable exp share
>enable 5x speed while battling/traveling through areas I already visited before
>whole party went up 40 levels in 3 hours
>enable undetectable one-hit-kill cheat for gyms and rival/boss battles
>use all the money on max repels

lmao I don't even give a shit about pokemon, I'm just here for the imageboard memes and racist jokes
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>>51147735
not an argument lol
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>>51150695
don't care casual
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>>51150720
you cared enough to reply, stonehead.
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>>51150730
but not enough to give you a heartfelt response buttfungus
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>>51150744
i don't care, big chungus.
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>>51149659
very interesing story pchaltv
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>>51150794
>vyglass himself is the quintessential white school shooter incel archetype
He's based on the average /vp/ poster, after all
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>>51150813
yup, the columinbine school shooters called shockslayer & co
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Imagine being legitimately proud of wasting what amounts to entire days of your limited life on this earth grinding and doing the same exact repetitive tasks hundreds or thousands of times, over and over again, in order to raise fake numbers in a literal meme hack of a 18 years old game made for kids
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>>51144177
>failed the burger test
and that is why you will never be an american
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>>51144167
>failed the troon test
and that is why you will never be a man
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>>51150833
>>51150838
Neither will you, faggots, fuck off.
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>>51150826
>he doesn't live in a schizo fantasy world of his own creation where grinding the pokemon gives them more power in the greater conscious of the universe
look at this karma imbalanced protein sack and bear witness to one who has not achieved a state of beating the game
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>>51150858
not enough colagen for you
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>>51148673
The dream we all share.
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>>51143298
>What are the things that you would fix about it?
Nothing, its already finished, and for better or for worse its a product of 4chan and its time, i enjoy it both as a game and as a time capsule of the times
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>>51150894
>its already finished
ahem battle channel
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>>51149992
The initial post was shitting and pissing itself over anti-trump views existing.
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>>51143336
>Politics in video games is OK as long as they are my politics
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>>51150826
>he says, while having played through hundreds of romhacks, essentials games, and mainline games that all have the exact same basic gameplay
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>>51143298
More Jew jokes, those were the best part.
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>>51151457
neo furnazi & finasoven are steel/fire
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>>51150826
I'm pretty sure everyone talking about breeding in a fucking ROMhack are trolling dude.
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>>51150595
>timeless memes
what is this, le ebola maymay in current year, when covid nuked most the planet.
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Make better nazi pokemon, i can't get past the way they look especially compared to the KKK ones
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>>51152914
or better.
make a regional KKK ones.
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>>51150425
I know for a fact that they do, because I've seen them talk about it.
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>>51143298
less racist mons
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>>51155012
*less autist mons
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>>51147541
maybe I don't want to "git gud". maybe I want to go on a chill journey exploring a new region with new mons. do you have a problem with that?
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not enough /co/ rep
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>>51155277
Then play FireRed, bitch boy.
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>>51155313
I have. many times/
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>>51155313
>exploring a new region
>firered
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>>51155533
Make a 50:50 concoction of everclear and everything in your medicine cabinet. Blend and stir. Serve cold. It will feel like a whole new world.
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>>51143298
>Actually finish the game
>Battle Tower
>Remove Chromox or severely nerf it.
>Nerf Condoom
>Nerf Semdemon
>Add a slightly worse version of grindhaus to Fochun that would take "longer" (we all know you would just speed up the game)
>Actually code enemy trainers to properly use potions so I can't just stall bulk and sweep.
>New stuff to do in fochun other than Mexican Border or UFO
>Nerf Funneldong
>Nerf Kuuroba
>Make Manatorque the water starter instead of semdemon (have him start out water and gain ice by the time he is second evo)
>More gym leaders to either fochun or ebin islands 4 wasn't enough and they were all easy.
>Swap ebin leaders with some fochun leaders. Broly was a joke and everyone knows it, Van was a sweep, Coldsteel gets filtered by 1 mon, Ba'vi is easy if you're bulky.

Prob some other stuff I could talk about but these were prob the biggest offenders in my playthrough whether I abused them harshly or things just weren't that great.
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>>51155686
instead of ejacasm* whoops
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>>51155686
>Nerrf copig and negrun
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Fix the story so Vyglass doesn't appear at the last minute.
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Make it have actual Pokémon and not /pol/ memes.
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Add title defense with different characters tht challenge you
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>>51150595
>>51150620
Sir, you are talking to THE spic, the one autist that has infested Clover threads both on /vp/ and /v/ for literal years and years.
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One minor issue I had, and it's not even one I think could be feasibly fixed, is that the designs were often kinda hard to read.
I could rarely guess a mon's type at a first glance.
For some mons, like Flowre, that of course adds to the mon. The whole joke is that its type looks wrong.
But then there's designs like Cozload, Spaghefant, Krokling, Singlets, Pretzely, Pengas, etc. where the ambiguity of the type isn't the point.
I feel like it somewhat detracts from Flowre because it gets you used to the idea of mons not being what they seem.
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>>51143495
4chan is pol you retard
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>>51157489
only because the 2016 newfags started flooding to every board en masse like a horde of roaches
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>>51143298
add VS seeker, fix Acufronts sprites when it changes with weather, prevent item theft from the player during regular trainer battles (fuck chantruth)
plenty of mon sprites need an update, change the horrible HM system so you only need HM's themselves in the inventory rather than learning the move to use it outside of battle...what else?
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Just quality of life changes.
Show EV's and IV's in the stat screen, make Grindhaus Ranch earlier in the game, make bottlecaps renewable, make ability pills and dreampills more available, make the free tutor moves into TM's.
And, of course, since all of that would make the game easier, ramp up the difficulty to compensate. What's great about Clover is that it gives you a lot of tools to work with, and also challenges you enough to actually use them.
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>>51157646
move tutors kinda pissed me off, there are so many of them all over the game and i can't remember jack shit
why devs didn't made extra TM's is beyond me
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>>51143298
Add PL to the game
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>>51156768
go back to >>>/pol/ sis
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>>51157489
Newfag
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>>51143298
Removing wastenaut's design and replacing by dev ones
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>>51156768
finish your game, stupid jew.



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