Opinions on relationships between humans and Pokemon
It's what Arceus intended.
>>50775429Cringe.Loser.Retarded.Boring.
>>50775429>titsretard...
Anyone else just want a nice human wife to settle down with, but settled for a cartoon animal critter that I have to add a bunch of human attributes while I pretend I don't like humans to compensate?
>>50775467>I pretend I don't like humansMost don't think like this, it's just how they cope
>>50775429platonic relationships? pretty good
>>50775429Purest form of love if hmofpSickest form of degeneracy if hfomp
>>50775429>Purple EggSHINY!
>>50775467Anyone who likes both the Pokemon and the pokegirls is normal.Anyone who only likes the Pokemon is a furry.Anyone who only likes the pokegirls is a liar.
>>50775429>titspogchamp..
>>50775429Depends on the Pokemon.>Absol, Umbreon, Glaceon, LilligantKinda based>Anything elseCringe
>>50775429How it should be. But only hmfp.
>>50775429It's inevitable.
>>50775560>>50776163
>>50776008>conditioningcringe
Is this canon?
>>50775429>Opinions on relationships between humans and PokemonThey're not real.
>>50776234>You can't have opinions about things in fiction!
humans a shit
>>50776185Thank you for proving us right, freak
>>50776566>OH NO! Girls have something they enjoy, and it isn't my cock! I can't accept this!
>>50776618Girls shouldn't enjoy anything.
>>50776618Get some help you miserable cuck, you will never be a woman
>>50776206Yes, even arceus herself endorse it
Verily, and thus /vp/'s true colors come out. You all just "like" Pokemon as a replacement for the love you would get if you weren't so mysoginistic!Just stop grooming critters like cinderace and braxien to be your "wives."
I can't tell if it is being serious or not anymore
>>50776755>If you're okay with women enjoying pokephilia just like you, you're a tranny!
>>50776776This but without the bad faith
>>50776776Yes
Is that why she was banned?
>>50776766I'm not misogynistic, I just don't see any value in women other than my sexual gratification. It's not my fault they have nothing else to offer.
>>50775429Based Phoxfucker
>>50776766I don't have a problem with women or with hfomp.
>>50776766Pedophilia will never be normalized. Get over it.
>>50775435GMI>>50775447NGMI
>>50776819And this is why you will always be cringe.
>>50775429>tfw I will never have herThat's how it is on this bitch of an earth
>>50776869>Canonicly fuck jamesHow did they get away with this????
>when master isn't home
>>50775429absolutely fucking based
>>50775429YWNFAP
>>50776185Cute and Pure
>>50776185You just know he's knotting her under that dress.
>>50776886Being THE best poke of its gen has its privileges
>>50776805>Giratina was banned because of pedophiliabased Arceus protects little children
>>50777007>knottingCinderace is a rabbit
>>50776906Cute Boyfriends just like their trainers
>>50776906whose knot is it?
fuckin loser fr
Please stick to /trash/. Thank you and God bless.
>>50777212Nah, they should stick to /r9k/ instead, verily.
>>50777212That's where you belong, boyo
>>50777212>>50777227I think I'll stick it inside my daughter-wife instead.
>>50777212Avatarfags get sent to the gulag.
>>50777212Pokephilia isn't offensive unless you're an autist with autistically rigid ideas on how Pokemon should be portrayed.
>>50777252I don't think it's offensive. I think it's inane and self destructive especially given the context of the series and how badly people here want the series to validate their own mirages. But it's not offensive, at least to me. I've seen people who do take offense at the idea of it and I honestly can't blame them.Instead I would kindly ask you people to take your groomer fantasies where they actually belong instead of here.
>>50777121>>50777127Sorry fagg, they are proud mothers waiting for their human boyfriend :)
>>50777369who cares what you think
>>50777369Anyone who looks at picrel and starts thinking about groomer rape relationships has some serious issues...
>>50777478you just know he is gonna knot her in the first bush they find
>>50777478Nah we just feel disgust
>>50777127>>50777492Stop pretending to be degenerate, you're just doing it for the memes.
>>50776812>Lillie being a responsible mother looking for the healthiest for her children.>Mallow being a loving mother, spoiling her children.>Lana not giving a shit and buying things for herself.
>>50777478Cute
>>50777668How can that disgust you?
>>50777783It's a human woman and... s...she isn't.... cleaning my room and cooking me tendies!
>>50777807You go jerk off to your cuck shit away from me, freak
>>50777807>>50777994We're not talking about hfomp right now...
>>50775429>wife>daughterwife>so many eggsAll is as it should be. Carry on.
>>50775429Only based when its a human male and female pokemon.
>>50776812didnt plat girl had the hots for the fat one?>>50776008feralewww
>>50776163It should be poke on poke or hmmp
>>50775429Disgusting. People that want to have sex with animals or pokemons should die in a fire.
>>50779144faggot detectedopinion discarded
>>50779417He's based
>>50779262giga based but remember where you unfortunately are
>>50775429Pokémon are shown to be smart enough and can have strong emotions in the ashnime, so I don’t have a problem with it. Definitely wouldn’t be for me though
>>50779262Gamefreak creates certain Pokemon to be subtly sexy on purpose.
>>50776766I want you to bully my dysfunctional cock with your cool bussy dearest Zozzle…
>>50779137>feralWhat the fuck did you mean by this?
>>50775429
>>50780730heh
>>50776758>Arceus>HerFemoids are too incompetent to be deities. Only pokefuckers try to spread the Arceus is female propaganda.
>>50775560>>50776163All forms of human on pokemon is pure filth any human or pokemon that endorses it will be rightfully murdered on sight.
>>50779427He's based in hell
>>50777054>PopeyeDon't kid yourself dear Anon…
>>50775429Is that cracked thing on the left an EXP.all?
>>50782017It's the remains of your pelvis. Hence the hip cast and crutch
>>50777783How can that not?
>>50776812>i see women as sex only>i'm not miso trust meI mean, I know that's better than half of 4chan but It's hard to actually make It sound good anywhere else reallyAlso why can't women get with pokemons if with men It's acceptable for you guys in the first place ? I'm not talking the in-game trainers with are all too young but just femoid inserts, what's the hold? Just because It's not made for you doesn't mean It shouldn't exist
>>50775429The purest form of love is Pokemon Male on Human Male.
>>50782331I don't care if you wanna get your cervix poked and be filled to the brim by Emboar's bollock-pudding or have your cunt get almost split-apart by an Arcanine crimson noose, only idiot non-virgins have a problem with seeing this - why do you even care about their unattainable validation?
>>50782787Because hfomp freaks are infuriated with us, they think the world revolve around them
>>50783028Not my fault dear Anon, I actualy want to meet someday a deranged girl who's brave enough to get knotty with me…
>>50783105>get knottyYou're gonna die alone
>>50779524>subtly
>>50783529 I haven't even started living yet to be honest once you getto see a degloved cock in LastMeasure, all furshit with humanoid dongs will never be the same to you
>>50783701Good thing I'm not a furry then
>>50775429why is 75% of all pokeporn "master" this and "master" that bitch i just want to master-bait
>>50777478>Anyone who looks at picrel and starts thinking about groomer rape relationships has some serious issues...Me but two men buttfucking
>>50784034a lot of the people who consume this stuff just want a living fleshlight that'll do whatever they want without question
>>50779524I think you have to be mentally ill if you think gardevoir was originally designed to be waifu bait>>50783670This however has no justification
>>50784034It appeals to people who are into that since Pokemon are almost always portrayed as sapient pet-servants.
>>50784053You don't design something with a dress like that unless you want it to be a little bit sexy. It was showing its legs like that since the FIRST episode it appeared in.
>>50784034Because they have groomer fantasies. The series portrays Pokémon as creatures you should take care of and be kind and for one to see them as a friend except those people want to corrupt these innocent critters and turn them into whatever their groomer fantasies demand.
>>50775429repulsive
>>50784147>You don't design something with a dress like that unless you want it to be a little bit sexy.Mentally ill
>>50784034Because its mostly pedo groomers who like that sort of thing. The only poke porn I get off to is the ones WITHOUT human males in it, since they tend to not have that cringe "master" bullshit in it.
>>50783960frogfucker or lizardfucker?
>>50784157>>50779697you are smalltime
>>50784157This, verily, which is why it's only okay the pokemon initiates it and forces the human into doing something her (or she) doesn't want to do.
>>50784268I fuck them all, I don't identify in any sparkeldog nonsense, human males on anything females is the way to go
>>50776618BASED FEMINIST
>>50775429An absolutely garbage idea for the most garbage of individuals. Look at those things, they're monsters! It doesn't matter how "intelligent" or "sapient" you think they are, they're still a bunch of walking FREAKS. I would sooner die than let one of those wild savages touch me in such a way. The only ones even worth looking at are the ones we build with our own hands!>>50784282TRAITORIt's unfair that humans weren't blessed with the natural strength to fend those fiends off... the ones who dare think they can just do as they please to our bodies deserve to die, plain and simple!
>>50784425Calm down, Ghetsis.
Based hmofp
>>50784322I wanna hear what the real biocunts are into just for once, please take your subtle misoginy elsewhere dear Amon...
>>50779524Zamn!
>>50784157Gamefreak doesn't care that people want to fuck Pokemon.
>>50784278Small time or not this inanity doesn't belong here. Be kind enough to take these threads to their proper place of discussion. It's bad enough dealing with inane political threads, we don't need these types of discussions when /trash/ exist. This is not a place for that type of discourse.
>>50784425murdoch hands typed this post
>>50784555It's not that bad, you're just being autistic. Even normies on Youtube joke about wanting to fuck Pokemon.
>>50784157Ridiculous. The series portrays Pokémons as creatures you should take care of, have sex with, and for one see as husbands and wives, except you people want to corrupt these innocent sapient mons and reduce them to mere "critters" just to satisfy your sick fantasies of fucking braindead animals that can't consent. Verily so.
>>50784458I don't need to be Ghetsis to see the monsters for what they really are, anon. Open your eyes! Those things are NOT your friends!>>50784571I have no idea what you're talking about, no sir! Nope! Not a chance!
Ghetsis canonicly fucked a zoroark pregnant which created N
>>50784659I
>>50784268Lizardfucker sir
>>50784750 1 dick or 2 ?
>>50784800why would salazzle have tw->magnetoah thats why
>>50784851>>>trash/48712864I still demand answers. . .
>>50775429Consult "Hot Tub Time Machine 2" : > Lou: "You should be fucking that doggie!" > Jake: "What!? Why!?" > Lou and Nick (while shrugging): "Power over nature."https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f0267437-ca7b-4421-a81d-15836e822f3c
>>50781514Only a woman could be as petty and histrionic as the abrahamic god.
>>50784322Based, in the days of yore men wanted to fuck the moon and the stars. The Americans have enforced prudish puritanism upon us all.
>>50784509>want to fuck anything that's female>"y... you're misogynistic!! 1!"
>>50785360It's only fair that both foids and moids would be degenerates together, am I correct?
>>50776008feral will alwasy be cringe kero
>>50776766"i will defend fantasy game characters!!" you sure are on of those autistic gardefendes that pop up from time to time in normie social media are you?
>>50784034>all these tard takes>it's really the simpler "you are a pokemon master" takeOkay, Boss.
>>50786378That corpsefucker wasn't busted at all?
>>50786378he was an anthroshitter, freak
>>50782787I don't seek normie validation don't worry, I just don't get how online virgin guys who like women and are into niche fetishes reject the female targeting equivalents violently or try to snuff their flame out when It's probably their best long term investment if they want potential female degens gf to be more numerous. Just mentality speaking It's mind boggling, female degens exist already and yet fempovs are still rare (even more so since the tumblr whipe), when you go more obscure It's genuinely a pain when you got to be the pioneer in something, no help there, really this was just mindset related on any fetish with heavy difference between male and female roles in the fetish porn, because you see this everywhere>>50783105Gonna be a long ride anon, a really long one unless you're brave enough to swim in hotter cancers than vp to find an already converted degen (beware it's a roulette here), good luck either ways getting your irl partner in porn waifu, and maybe some love too? Hopefully you don't fall on some crazy or life suckers
>>50775429I'd think it's completely degenerate either way you tool it, and that did nothing wrong.
>>50786887Pic related did nothing wrong.This guy also.
>>50777252Those girls like more than those muscles.
hfomp AND hmofp chads unite>>50776185I don't like Cinderace but this picture is beautiful
>>50776163ITS NOT A HAT!
>>50775429Would munch on my Arcanine wife's cookie every day and twice on Sunday
>>50786831 I think its a figurative pussy envy mostly speaking thru them, and somehow it manifests as dissing degenerettes even more than an average Stacy . . .Which is fucking bizzarre for me since I know that most Mangakas makin cunny doujins are actually drawn by women - not to mention the drawfags who are also legit femoids and not mere troons popping up increasingly more often after Tumblr declared lewds Haraam . . .>hotter cancers This is something I would love to be able to put into far more proper wording someday. . .I am not Burgerstani so no use trying swim upstream, but loking back I just wish that she could've been redeemed somehow, Melanie was among few others that made me fancy both furcunny and kemoshota when it was still legal and not a social suicide to sell it -as if me pirating Softpaw could somehow have rendered me a better person for not payingHow can I even begin to understand degenerette foids if even normie women sometimes don't understand themselves?I don't really understand myself sometimes, as the only thing worse than a trainer is a self-aware one with a conscience. . .
>>50786990i have a challengego one day without posting about porn or someone who draws porn that youre jealous of
>>50786831>(even more so since the tumblr whipe)I knew why I used that Rissy pic for a reasonHer contributors made some neat lemons - damn shame how their echochamber Discord is so hermetic nowadays. . .
>>50787004 Would leaving to /Trash/ don't count?
>>50787024kind of cheating, but sure
>>50786990Well, as a drawfag, and someone looking to create their own shit, I think It's either they like what they do, like how people love their work, or get a shit ton of money from It, maybe they're just more inclined toward art and accept to do anything just for massive bucks knowing there's a sizeable demographic willing to pay a lotAs for the self understanding part, that's another story, the human brain is complex, and even more when ill, you can't really expect anything unless conditioned, women are special, that's for sure, I use to actually dislike them and that was before the internet, that's why I initially replied to the sex post, now I'm able to befriend and have funny sex conversations with them, It took over 10 years but I got there, and I believe you could perhaps win over the sex drive only view for something more, but in your context It's going to be hardcore I won't lie on that because I'm into normie tier stuff compared to you no matter how specific It can be
>>50787013The one true shame for a content consumer is the chambers, but for an artist It's a safe haven so I can't blame them, there's content being produced that'll never hit any boorus, no matter how well done or normal, and It's a fact
>>50787041Once I learn to let it go along with that other feel whenever a post-WTC sproutling lewd drawer does a cool/hot thing for their fellow c%mrades - I'll probably shut up for good, just like I used to a little more than about 1.25 year ago - my blogposts here >>50744739have been of invaluable signifficance in that direction - I haven't lied about getting triggered, , ,
>>50787101 It's more of the fact how a severely vicious cycle gets perpetuated that upsets me the most of that situation - but there are other more fitting places to discuss such uncomfortable things. . . >It took over 10 years Better late than never I guess. . .FlackBoy?>>50787110 TBPH getting whaled seems cringe, but knowing this fact hurts my FoMo too bad - better just not know of it existing - malding over that shit made me aware of the tragedy of dearest JoltyBro
>>50787217Not them sorry, I'm really a random anon that wasn't ever named on vp, my posts are spaced, I emerge every 2 or 3 years and posts for a month or two, then yeah It's pretty random I miss a lot and maybe It's part of why I still come back?Yeah there's better places to discuss of thatAnd yeah, sometimes you just accept you can't access something, I remember finding dojins of exaclty what I wanted only to find out there was no scans, no copies available for purchase, and no copies being planed to be made again, and that for several ones, It's a pain
>>50787249If the nyafuu archives didn't croak I probably wouldn't even be campin here outside of leak seasons and weekend boredom. . .Marleyfag?
>>50787285No no anon, not a marley fag either, the guessing game will be pointless my dear, also archives dying is getting a bit too common for my tastes, isn't It the third in a year or two to croak on us ?
>>50781514>Femoids are too incompetent to be deities.Not like the god worshiped in real life is any better
>>50787364Uncertainity is my poison, if you were to post a self-made imagery into a thread on Trash, which one would it be dear Anon? And also another thing I would like to finally get about earnestness online - if this lass behind these, who hasn't made no lewds at all herself (and doesn't intend to it seems to me) - although she have done a commes pic of someone's OC which has alot of them online (Antediluvia), does it mean that she knows and doesn't mind the associacion? >Yes I have never been to DeviantArt before they allowed for sofcore nudity to get uploaded, so even basic shit like that eludes me - but as stupid as I probably am, at least I know to not leave any footprints in bad places…
>>50786747somehow he got away by trowing a tamtrum at the cops , i bet his parents paid or something
>>50786963It has been confirmed many times to be a hat.
>>50786831>omg i'm being persecuted by strangers on the internet!Stop overanalysing, it's literally just because it's not my fetish.
>>50786831That's why no one that's sane enjoy you mpofh freaks
>>50786831They see sex as an inherent act of dominance, they see women as a type of property, and they imagine female Pokemon as property and male Pokemon as competitors to be emasculated. From that mindset:hmofp means human men stealing the competitors' property and emasculating them.hfomp means human men having their property stolen by the competitor and being emasculated.I haven't noticed him in this thread, but there's even a guy who shows up a lot and starts talking about how male Pokemon have low stamina micropenises. That type of talk is coming from the exact same place.
>>50775429Pokemon act like wild animals. Retarded ones, that is.I don't say this to be mean, but I'm just stating a fact here. Talking to your pokemon in HeartGold or Brilliant Diamond reveals that they act more like a pet dog than an intelligent partner. "Biting your shoes" in HGSS or downright "drooling" in BDSP and other animal-like behaviors. Yes, even the Gardevoirs and waifumons do this too. Marrying your pokemon would unironically be like marrying your dog, because that's the level of low intelligence it has.
>>50787597Into a trash thread? Hehe I only visit a few that would be a dead give away for myself as there's few posters in them and I'm a textwall person, my content wouldn't fit your tastes anyways trust meHonestly the artist you pictured is hard for me to see as the sentences you've used are a bit hard to follow, but her being okay with taking any comm even if the person if off the rails is simply business, I take requests on 4chan and know I can fall on a normal fellow or satan, It's part of the anon sphere consequences, for this artist this meant a well paid butter and bread and possibly some okay relations on the side, I have friends I don't endorce the convictions but who I still find fun to talk to or work with, It's how things are
>>50788925Latias has that kind of flavor text as well.>Misty: "Wait...was that Bianca...or Latias?">Brock: "I don't know...but I am extremely jealous!"What did TPC mean by this?
>>50788935 >You would snitch on me>Actually thinking I care unless ones a legit groomer I might be the last person to judge anyone about what they do like, despite screaming at "Haha's" nearly constantly… >Textwall personJOI's or Opossum-poster?>Pecunia non oletI somehow managed to not even think of it actualy being so simple…
>>50789233I don't think you care this much but I do this to everyone regardless, and good to see you have standards, I'll drink to youAnd no, I did visit fujojo once or twice and the femsub thread when It was blooming again before even if I lurk more than I post ever there. And yes sometimes money's a simple answer really, you have store clerks selling to their customers and at times they're unaware they may be selling bread and a pair of cisors to jack the reaper, I'll give you this, you sound more articulate than the average vp poster It's pleasing to read, I suffered from something that sadly made my speech and typing capacities plummet, learning things again is hard often and some posts sound fairly, broken to say the least, I post on v too often so maybe to another thread
>>50789233(And I forgot to say It but no to opposum and JOI, not me)
>>50788925>Gardevoir is gently nibbling at the grass>this implies that OnionGirl bezoars are a thing. . .how discustang! >>50788024I would be jelly of his geezers being so supportive of him if its true, despite og who they are defending knowingly…
>>50788897>this message is from the community that is infamous for spamming degradation porn whenever someone disagree with them
>>50789265>…ouch!I did once expressed my desires to annoy people in my pressence to the point of experiencing an aneurysm just to have my hands "technically clean", amd now I am having doubt is that was a smart thing to declare… >standards"it's still got a pulse" is not a very high standard, but I'd not hesitate to skin alive a Minecraft diddler if I would ever find one…>jojofag only an underagedB& would feel bad for being into this - I remember when DragonMoonX was quite a thing… >ESL>articulateIts the only thing I am capable of somewhat competently, real shame how some goddamn phone apps can render my whole existance completely redundant nowadays… I thought the PetrificationAnon was a dude
I want a Gothorita gfI want to make out with her everyday and have her leave lipstick marks all over my body
>>50775429Funny how it is canon that there USED TO BE pokemon x human couples but that is no longer the case in modern timesKinda like how people used to marry at a younger age than nowFurthermore I do not find it useful to talk about irl pokefiliacs, since pokemon are fictitious creatures it makes no sense to me were one to discuss how much they would shag a Sirknight
>>50789320I would ride every single exotic cock that wouldn't kill me if I had a real fuckhole - that stupid 'how can human men even compete?' question exist for a reason you already well know by now
>>50776812uhhh basdd
>>50789276>(PKMN) is staring intently at the goods on display!What did they meant by this?
>>50789320hfomp isn't a community, schizo. It's a category of humanXPokemon shipping.
>>50789322Not petrification anon either, I told you It's pointless my friend I was not named over many boards ever but I will admit to have gotten interested in petrification before and hypnosis, and I got no shame in being a jojofag at all no worries if I did I wouldn't have told you, as for the ouch thing, yeah maybe not the smartest move to declare your master plan skeletor haha, the standard's low but hey if you're not doing anything wrong in the eyes of the law you should be fine, and for the phone apps, no not yet, can't replace thought experience and cultural knowledge for now even if there's big progress being made by AIs
>>50788378You read my post wrong that wasn't the point, I didn't talk about dudes who just weren't into It, literally fap to whatever you want, It's good for you that you have your shelves full of choices so have fun with your content, It's fine and hurts no one so have a wank>>50788897You're going too deep into this in my opinion, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone was legitimately thinking like this though, but if It's their kink It's their kink, as for the people who think like this for real life as a whole that's a new can of worms I'm not willing to even touch with a ten foot pole>>50788833No one's sane on vp let's face It, let alone most of 4chan
>>50789459This, It's not that deep>>50788925Anime, manga and games really are different with this, It's all over the place and different depending on the species, I wish they could make the line a bit more obvious at times
>>50789338>how can human male compete?Better in every single way?>if I had a fuckholeYou will never be a woman
Why not talk about secks with pokemon etc. ?All this boring arguing is pointless and off-topic baka stuff. It achieves nothing and just wastes the space on this site. Especially as everyone has already decided they are right so the discussion goes nowhere.Now, start dating with your poke on this instant.NOW
>but hey if you're not doing anything wrong in the eyes of the law you should be fine Well about that… Thank Lord that somehow I'm figuratively that mouthy guy without legs who tells pro athletes how should they run a marathon in the most optimal way, sometime its just better to watch>>50789559>implying I'd ever get rid of the only thing left that can nake me happyNGMI>better in every single way …such as?
>>50789707they arent trying to convince /vp/ that theyre right, theyre trying to convince themselves
>>50789751Kk but they should go do that somewhere else.That whole discussion is pointless and leads nowhere.
>>50789740>no waterly load, no painfull knot or barb, can last more than a 30 secs, sized perfectly for ever fems pokemonGeez I wonder why
Female pokemon are quite literally made for human men. Anything else is cope and blaspheme against Arceus.
>>50789523It's not really different depending on species, those are mechanics shared universally among all Pokémon. Even in the anime almost all Pokémon are even shown eating dog food with exceptions like melmetal shown eating metal. Again it bears repeating that Pokémon does things like that because they want to sell the idea of a Pokémon as a domestic animal. They act pet like or they do things real domestic animals do for exactly this reason. Mr. Shudo even explained that the reason Pokémon act a bit more anthropomorphic in the anime is not because Pokémon are intelligent but simply because that's how animal characters should be written in dramas. Ohmori and Masuda even hinted in an interview that Pokémon aren't really all that sapient.
>>50789775>conviniently forgetting about the Emboar's 30-minute long ejaculation sequence, starting immediately after he literally drills inside your uterus to deposit about half-litre of hot pig jizz with varied levels of viscosity, ranging from barely thicker than piss to as dense as cooled custard I am willing to forgive you thy brazen foolishness…
>>50775429why is the trainer pants blue bricks from mario 1
>>50789833Oops sorry bros. Wrong pic.
>>50790140Dial 8.
>>50775429>She is my wife and she likes to fuck human m-ACK!
>>50790140Curses, wrong pic again.
>>50790156Fuck, wrong pic for the third time.
>>50790146You First furry.
>>50790096He shattered his pelvis from overdosing on prophecy pastry…
>>50790178Who said I'm a furry?
>>50790197How often does he frost her cookie vp?
>>50790076>he think this feels good
>>50790178>sonicfagI can already tell you have a R34 Amy Rose folder, or are you a Rouge the Bat kinda guy?
>>50790301Jokes on you Furshitter.I have Gigabytes of Ugly bastard Eggman hentai on that folder Fucking Anime girls over the age of concent.
>>50790314So, that's a yes?
>>50790319What jerking It to anime girls getting destroied by Big eggman cock makes me a furfag somehow?
>>50790314>>This man has good taste.
>>50790327>cuckfag trying to shit on pokefuckers
>>50790235It's a very rare thing among conch-havers to find it being a pleasurable experience - having get cervix poked is usually something immensly painful to most of human females… Hilda being one of such lucky girls is now officially canon
>>50776185Chad Rabbit
>>50790677Please replace *get* with *their* - AutoCorrect never fails to fuck my shit up…
>>50777007>rabbit>knotLapids are dicklets even more dissapointing than cats are
>>50789762two in the middle are the cutest
>>50789462>>50787101I messed up reading into these messages that I mistaken you for a biocunt, no idea why did that happened… >less hardcoreI am fairly vanilla once my penchant for interspecies xenogeneic intercourse gets removed from the equation, what about you fren?
>>50789462>>50787101I messed up reading into all of these messages that I mistaken you for a biocunt, no idea why did that happened… >less hardcoreI am fairly vanilla once my penchant for interspecies xenogeneic intercourse gets removed from the equation, what about you fren?
>>50776836Good morning italy?
>>50790677>He'd rather get fucked by some thin long spaghetti instead of a perfectly girthed human cock
>>50791165b-but human cock is gay and animal cock i-isn't!(/vp/ actually thinks this, l3l)
>>50791066>>50791044>no idea how I've managed to fuck up this badly Jannies please delete one of these doubleposts anytime soon…
>>50791178What is wrong with them lmao
>>50791412homosexuality is a sinbeastiality is a sinhomo beastiality is a super double trouble sin and maxima deluxe gross
>>50789775>Humankeks cope this hard
>>50788897>I haven't noticed him in this thread, but there's even a guy who shows up a lot and starts talking about how male Pokemon have low stamina micropenises. Look, there he is >>50789775! There he is, everyone!
>>50789985>Again it bears repeating that Pokémon does things like that because they want to sell the idea of a Pokémon as a domestic animal.A sexy domestic animal.
>>50791044Well, as long as I rot for It It'll worm It's way in my brain and haunt me for months until nothing remains, only humanoids though, even pokemons today are rarer now to hit my interests, early gens had a lot of humanoids that were non-furries which was great, as for the other kinks It's whatever my brain sits on, recently found myself liking bodies of water as in, literally the sea, I wonder how It'll play out soon, crystalification had earned Itself a spot when I took a liking to gems so maybe I'll jusy like beach episodes more? Hypnosis still works and bondage is always appreciated on the recieving end. Aliens are always a perfect fit though when humanoids but no Ay lmao type face, too cliche to work
>>50789985That's depressing, makes the pet fighting aspect stand out even more now rather than friends adventuring, welp It's a game freaks moment alright
>>50776185
>>50791178 If I would feel anything for the human dick at all, then I wouldn't need anything besides regular porns… >>50791433Please don't forget about your neglected gay son Zozzle
>>50791994It's a nip game, and nips are into that type of thing. That's why so much of their porn involves schoolgirls and maids, and a disproportionate amount of it is outright rapey. It's a product of their culture. Overly proper, conservative, and with an unhealthy level of focus on work and career. It should be no surprise that many people over there develop aberrant power fantasies when their culture can be so disempowering.Anyways, that's reflected in the Pokemon franchise. It's a series about dominating magic creatures, some of which are clearly said to be sapient or superhumanly intelligent by the pokedex itself. It's a power fantasy. All the happy, cheerful things about friendship and adventure were clumsily shoehorned into the story because Gamefreak wanted to increase profit by being more marketable to children and their parents. The fact that they originally wanted trainers to beat Pokemon into submission with whips should give you a clear idea of their mindset towards Pokemon.
>>50791530I was merely answering a question, silly cuck
>>50792165That's eye opening, and I can't believe peta when making their trash games got something right by giving ash a whip, at least It's good the shoehorn came in when you consider the sapient mons' existence
>>50792168Yes, good. If you can limit yourself to only responding to those types of comments, that would be a great improvement.
>>50792165Hold on there, young man. I don't think it's like that at all. The series teaches that good trainers are kind to their Pokémon and also co-existing with the natural world. I don't believe it is in any way submissive, fictional critters behaving like real critters doesn't mean it's a power fantasy like that. All Pokémon posses a certain level of anthropomorphism since, well, that's what it entails. Maybe not to the level of talking but enough to understand and express themselves in anthopocentric dramas, even in the games. For sure the series makes extensive use of the concept of what a domestic animal is but the Pokémon themselves still have some agency for themselves. Indeed in Arkeos it is said that the love the player has for Pokémon despite the ills they do against him is telling and in Arkeos their transgression are absolved when an NPC mentions Pokémon are wild creatures acting like wild creatures.Pokémon are still anthropomorphic with agency and the series doesn't portray them as submissive. Just because they're not people and act like pets at times doesn't make them submissive.
blah blah blah
>>50775429I prefer delphox honestly. Wouldn't that be incest? (with Braixen)
>>50792249Shut the fuck up you're annoying.
>>50788925idk Gardevoir or Tsareena being a drooling retard just makes it hotter in a bad way...
>>50792321Delphox wife and braixen daughter wife
>>50792197I don't take order from the likes of you freak
Crushing my tiny pokewife's fragile womb!!!
>>50792249>It tries to take the lives of anyone and everyone. It will even try to curse the Trainer who is its master!Humans dominate the Pokemon. Humans are the masters of the Pokemon. Pokemon themselves refer to humans as their masters. Even Meowth, a Pokemon who can talk, who is smarter than the humans he's friends with, and who is apparently able to legally work for money and own a business, is scared of pokeballs...if he were caught, he would then be obligated to submit. And that scares him.Everything about kindness and friendship, all that sugary shit is added in order to seem more appealing to parents, a thin mask over the power fantasy. That's why Shudo thought about making a movie stating Pokemon-human relations were basically just slavery, and how all the wholesome happiness was just a facade. That reflects the actual nature of the series in the real world! It was a very meta idea from him, too bad it didn't go through.
>>50792325Stop making these threads. /trash/ exists for a reason.
>>50792074That Rabbit wants to breed
>>50792485These threads could stand to be posted a little less frequently, but pokephilia isn't off-topic. You just wish it was because it bothers you.
>>50792165>The fact that they originally wanted trainers to beat Pokemon into submission with whips should give you a clear idea of their mindset towards PokemonThe only trainers that did that were intended to be Rockets (originally, half the gym leaders were meant to be part of it, which is why there's whip trainers in Gio's Gym, as part of the Silph invasion and why Sabrina rocks one too). The fact the vast majority of trainers didn't have a whip form should have told you the intentions of the devs, but zoomie can't think even when when it's waved in her face, huh?
>>50792848>...The development staff decided humans should have 'ranks' as monster trainers. The initial idea was that as the player's Pokémon reached a certain level of strength, they would earn 'belts' like a martial artist.>Not just white belts and black belts like in Judo, there should be more colours. Well if you can receive a belt, what if you could use it as a training whip? Like a red whip, or a black whip, or a yellow whip.>...ultimately, it was too cruel to make the player whip their Pokémon, so the idea got scrapped. Their relationship with the player should be friendlier, like a pet owner. So eventually it was decided you'd earn badges [instead].
>>50792848Red's beta sprite also has a whip in hand
>>50792896
>>50792848>The only trainers that did that were intended to be RocketsYou seriously implying that the player character was intended to be a Rocket? While that would be cool, you're wrong.
>>50791984>crystalfuckerIts certainly something that I could never have expected to hear of…Is Diancie fair gamę then, or does it needs to be something more like Dural? was this cultural shift caused by the headache incident?
>>50792249>ArkeosVerily thou needeth a correction . .
>>50793117>headache incidentIt did break me but the liking to crystals and riches was always present even as a kidDiancie would be fine if she didn't look so sweet, her mega is great but purely from an aesthetic standpoint, It's a magnificent chandelier and wedding dress of royal proportions, I need crystal humanoids, sadly we don't have pure crystal creatures yet outside of diancie's kingdom and sableyes so on this front It's rare to find a suitable one, maybe they'll stop making anthros and make a stone human, we have the ghost ground golems that were nice even if not what I'm looking for, especially the body type not fitting what I want either, bisharp is nice too but sort of insectoid somehow and more metal than crystal, ultra beasts would have been interesting but the only humanoids are insect or materia like, not brute gems, so for now the search continues for some mon that hits the mark on the nose, we do have likings to humanoids that don't 100 percent fits though but they're not strong today and close to normal favoritism, duraludon misses me, I only wished It was a better mecha godzilla reference because It's hard to not see It as a refrigirator with laser addonsYour picture reminds me of a magazine cover made by a japanese artist where the man was like a normal human but visibly a shiny chrome metalic robot/cyborg fantasist man with hairs and everything but chrome and platted
>>50775429There's literally no purer form of love
>>50793301She's the boss from the first VirtuaFighter>I only wished It was a better mecha godzilla reference Have you already forgot about them?
>>50792403Okay but who is her father?
>>50797428Her trainer, obviously
>>50792689Yes it bothers me and it's inane. Replaying Arkeos, watching compilations of Pokémon acting cute and even watching clips of Pokémon in New Pokémon Snap behaving like living creatures just reinforces my view of Pokémon as cute, innocent critters who do not deserve the inanity you people bring. There is a very pure form of innocence that Pokémon posses, and it being deprived for groomer fantasies simply won't do. At least stay in /trash/.
>>50798622How old are you Cirno?
>>50798622When you make something like Gardevoir - very humanlike, very feminine, incredibly beautiful - and then on top of that, you simultaneously portray it as a pet who obeys you when it's caught in a ball...then what the fuck do you think is gonna happen, icetales? Could you at the very least just stop cocksucking Gamefreak for a minute and admit that they did this to themselves?
>>50796329Oh this one's better for sure but I always saw them as shredder from mnt
this thread is making me want to rape that alolan ninetales just to spite them
>>50800213>spite themprove them right*
>>50800543most trainers who are pokephilliacs aren't actually rapists
>>50800557Yeah, only seems like /vp/ is, they want to rape cute little animal critters. Just ask them what they'll do if their vaporeon denies them.It ain't pretty, I'll tell ya that.
>>50800583how would you even rape something that can kill you easily
>>50800213I want an Alolan Ninetales to pin me down after she catches me looking at her ass. Then I want her to rape me while calling me a groomer.
>>50775429I would have sex with almost all of them, regardless of gender dear OP… A drawfriend has blessed me with another delivery yesterday. . .
>>50800714This but unironically - "stop fucking me, you gross pervert!" is a theme I kinda fancy the most
>>50776766Faker, you don’t sound the same.
>>50775429I would an Absol
>>50775429ha
>>50802447based
>>50801838correct, but i still fooled 5 people
>>50776163>female gardevoirAlmost perfect
>>50789985So what about the zoroark in BW2 that impersonates a backpacker who's fully capable of communicating with the player and gives them a free TM? Surely that's outside the scope of what a domestic animal is capable of, the only IRL animal that comes close are corvids and even then it's highly debatable.
>>50802335Only utter plebeians who need boobs on Gardevoir wouldn't fug an [insert gender here] Absol
>>50802797unless they're girls, i think only gay people want to fuck anything male
>>50802796Zoroark is a legendaryFew other pokemon are smart enough to speak with telepathy
>>50802829Girls unironically want the slimy frog/basillisk cock(s) more than anything dear Anon…and there's literally nothing wrong with that
>>50802925yes hence why my post started with "unless they're girls", only girls can fuck/get fucked by men without it being GAY sex
>>50801782>Fagneto>SuicuneHow big is his rocket, that you will insist how its totally not gay at all for you to want to suckle on? >captcha: D0NG5Even this website itself knows the truth about your closeted cocklust gay boy ¦^p
>>50802958a female Suicune with a cookie isn't that bad either..
>>50802958>>50802961No animal genitals
>>50802965actually, it's no female animal genitals, a lot of people are fine with horse and dog cocks but go mad when someone prefers a non-human vagina..wonder why
>>50802971seems a bit silly since 99% of animal cunts are just slits
>>50802977except for the spotted yeens..
>>50802932So are you saying that lesbian poke'fuckers don't exist? Real shame tho, I have wanted to see for quite sometime anybody willing to depict Karen munching on her Houndooms evil hot cookie…>>50802932I am hesitant to repeat myself on that topic again only to get branded a faggot anyways, as it someone like you would need an automaticaly generated alphanumerical sequence to convince themselves as right - do you also think that all trips/quads and higher always mean an objectively true statement? I seen a few shitposts ending with a GET, so please grow up anytime and stop pretending that anything written here actually matters to anyone but yourself…and since you asked I am compelled to answer - he's got a hippogryph dong in that pic, just like I have wrote of last year that its the only shape befitting as a breeding tool for such magnifficent creature like him, now if just anyone only could depict them as a futanari without whaling myself, so that I wouldn't need to choose a preffered gender for it…
>>50802977Yes but they aren't exactly humanoid slits either, and what's the prefferable middleground for both types of trainers? Please don't forget about them non-quadrupeds too dear Anon, all equally deserving of human love…
>>50802797Oh yes.
>>50792552
>>50775429It's inevitable, imagine being a guy who travels the world alone and the one constant is your Gardevoir that loves you unconditionally.There's just no way that if pokemon were real, at lease half of the males wouldn't fuck their pokemon.
>>50784053>If you think gardevoir was originally designed to be waifu baitIt was based on a waifu though
>>50803050its still a slitjust because a zoophile in denial decides to put the snake's pussy in the middle of their body (which is fucking retarded) instead of the tail doesn't mean it isnt a slit
>>50775429human + Pokémon is canon & accepted but you need to stop making this thread every day, it’s getting old
>>50802796I mean, I don't see an issue? Have you ever looked at fictional media? The issue here stems that you lot misinterpret that everything must be 1:1 with the real world and I don't say that. Look, for example, Mr. Shudo making the distinction between real critters and fictional ones, those being Pokémon. The product approval guide makes the same distinction. No one is saying they should be viewed as being the same as the real thing, no that's not at all what I mean. But that's the thing, the distinction is between *real* critters and Pokémon, not between what a critter is and a Pokémon is. Pokémon are fantastical and much like other fictional critters they display a base level of anthropomorphism which was a point Mr. Shudo made. His point was that dramas are anthropocentric by nature thus even the critters must have some base level of anthropomorphism. Verily indeed just go watch any cartoon on Cartoon Network or what have you and you'll see critters like dogs and cats behaving very human like.>>50798981The only people to blame are the people who partake in this inanity. People like to sexualize cute things and even twist and turn it into the opposite of the message it brings. There is for example neo nazis who made their own my little pony OC over a series that preaches tolerance and anti-bigotry.
>>50803234nice
>>50803083A doomcow is always fine, even if it's actually a deathbull… this is not a dog >>50803268If a snakeussy doesn't have two clits present, then I don't even care where its located at all
>>50803601but absol is a dog...
snakes have no clits, you dont care about this shit, you just want a cock analogueAAAAAAAGAIN!
i must be pretty fucking retarded and pathetic for clicking on these threads over and over again expecting something that isn't total shit but never getting it, why cant I learn? god im stupid
>>50775429Humans and pokemon fuck. Deal with it.
>>50803456>The only people to blame are the people who partake in this inanity.So then no, you're too much of a Gamefreak fanboy to even accept that it's a self-inflicted problem. Making a Pokemon which looks like an attractive alien woman, nonetheless portraying it as a pet, and then STILL SHILLING IT over a decade after its reputation was firmly solidified as "that Pokemon with tons of rule 34". You're so much of a Gamefreak fanboy that you look at all this and say none of it is their fault.Maybe more people would agree with you if you weren't like that.
>>50803643You are so intentionally obtuse taht I won't even tell you to just fucking Google such basic shit on your own, and I'll simply spoonfeed you directly this time dear Anon - also for your information, actually most female reptiles do indeed have twin clits just like males have a pair of dongs…>>50803633Only if you're a knotbrain and also insist to give Luxray an ill-fitting dogenis
>>50804083im not gay though so i dont think about cocks.Absol however is based of a mythical cow
ever closer to the bump limit
>>50804098 You don't need to tell me of if dear Anon… A man-faced cow that foretolds your demise also the Sfinx for their mega-evo is the inspiracjon for Absols design and we both know this, so why are we even argueing?
>>50804167so its neither feline or canine
>>50804230Well it is seldom depicted alternatively as a pantherine-headed and yak-hoofed creature on a few instances…is the 300 replies no longer a bumplimit?
>>50803241
>>50804270It's 310
>>50803241>>50804274This is such a reach. The only thing they have in common is that they're both femknights, which was already a somewhat common trope by the time Gardevoir was created.
solo art is the bestnext reply i dont care about
>>50804279since when?
>>50804304I concur dear Anon
>>50803456>I mean, I don't see an issue? Have you ever looked at fictional media?Name one example from a series which wants you to take the creatures in question and their place in their world seriously, i.e. not Yogi Bear, not Top Cat, not those comic relief mice from Cinderella. Name just one example.
>>50803971They shill Pokémon because they're popular with the fanbase. Lucario, one of the most shilled Pokémon, is the one with the most rule34 art if the search bar in rule34.xxx is correct. The eeveelutions are extremely popular with fans but at the same time have a reputation as well in no small part thanks to things like the Vaporeon copy pasta. Verily indeed I would say that their popularity and cool/cute archetype also helped with that type of reputation. But there's nothing inherently sexual about these characters. If that inane reputation mattered as much as you're trying to make it sound why isn't Lopunny as shilled? It has a fairly high porn count, it has similar reputation as your gardevoir and has a very high smash percent if the smash or pass website reflect that side of the fanbase perception, often being 2-3% in difference with Gardevoir. This isn't something to put on GameFreak, this inanity is all on the fans. Those Pokémon are popular in general with the fans and exist outside of their reputation as lingering as it may be. They're not going to stop shilling those Pokémon just because a bunch of inane perverts lust after them.
>>50804408Are you a single mother or something?Why do you care at all?
>>50804408Gardevoir and Lopunny have their popularity mainly because people want to fuck them. Lopunny isn't shilled as much because it's not as popular, it only has about half as much rule 34. Lucario has more rule 34, but it's also been getting more shilled from the beginning, getting its own movie with a speaking role.Gamefreak isn't that stupid. None of this was unforeseen. You're a fucking idiot if you honestly think people at Gamefreak are sitting around thinking>OH MY GOD! I can't believe so many people are lewding Gardevoir!They knew exactly what would happen. They set it up, or AT THE VERY LEAST encourage it, because they knew it would increase net profits, which is their sole interest as an entity. They would show a human cumming on a Cinderace's tits if they thought it would increase net profits.
>>50804497Maybe he was molested. He severely wants Pokemon to be "innocent critters" with nothing resembling human sexuality, and he keeps bringing up grooming, which is something that happens to children rather than something that happens to animals.
im the best
>>50804683 >maybe he was molested I would actually let him be if it was true, but something tells me that isn't the case considering how he just loves reminding of how greco-roman pederasty was about thigh-sex/sumata and not anal penetration, he would have to spill the beans first why is that something he just cannot shut up about - and to be honest, at least a single CSA survivor who just for once didn't became a diddler himself would be a welcome change of things for my waning sanity… I wonder if he was the UnmentionableVoldemort meaning the EeveeFridays not so long ago a few years back, or maybe it actualy was my difficult accquanitance instead?
>>50805086>menacing NOT meaningI hate you AutoCorrect…
All trolling aside, I genuinely think this would be a legitimate in-universe thing that happens in the Pokemon world. It might be taboo in some places and less so in others, or be looked at as a weird outdated fringe practice of some kind, but it would definitely be a persistent occurrence. Kind of like how polygamy is considered weird by most but is totally normal in the places where it's allowed. The fact that the uncensored games flat out admit that on more than one occasion Pokemon/human relationships have happened is proof enough. Considering that Pokemon are known to be able to become more than just animals, this would probably be looked upon more open mindedly in universe and less like straight up bestiality. It's not at all uncommon that some Pokemon, not just legendaries but average everyday Pokemon, can achieve human level intelligence under the right circumstances. Combine that with those Pokemon having roughly humanoid forms or physical traits, and you can totally see how it would come about in a world where all of society basically functions on human-Pokemon codependency.tl;dr, it would be less weird in a world where Pokemon exist and are a normal part of life but still weird anyway.
>>50805755The people who unironically whine about this are just closeted pet fetishists.>NO! You CAN'T ship <insert humanoid Pokemon here> with humans, because it's a BEAST that's as low as a DOG!When people say this, there's a 99% chance that picrel is what's happening in their minds. That's why you'll notice they tend to barely react to the pet-master type of pokephilia. They're more reactive to cute, romantic, and even SFW pokephilia which lacks any hint of power imbalance.
>>50805755Daily reminder that Japs actually believed once that having regular sex with their mythical Fox-wives would them live young for several centuries if not a millenium
>>50806032So like a reverse succubus.
>>50805755It's not legitimate, the universe is simply not structured that way. Most telling is that Pokemon are not recognized as people in-universe. A folkstory with almost zero context behind it doesn't change any dynamic at play here. >>50805086I only made that point once and that was to simply point out that relationships in anicient greece function differently than how modern ones do. Basically trying to point out that male relationships were a lot more complex than what people give them credit for. I'm not denying that there was sexaual abuse involved because there certainly was especially given the way leisure class relationships worked. My point in that post was that ideally, and that's just it an ideal, male relationships wouldn't involve penetration in an Ancient Greek context. >>50804640No, this is all solely on the fans. Pokemon are constructed to be cute, to be seen as friendly and this is noticeable noting the way they're portrayed and how they behave. This is all on the inane fans.
>>50804286>Both based on ballet>Gallade as a pair with Gardevoir is based on the sequel, Twin Knights
>>50806241>No, this is all solely on the fans.The FIRST THING they did with Gardevoir was give her a milfy ara ara voice and have her show her legs. That was the very first thing they did, the very first time she appeared. What happened to her was obviously by design, and you're in complete denial over it.
>>50806241If you think that the fact how the official Electric Tale of Pikachu Pokemon manga was written by the creator of Anal Justice (2) Hentai mangos was merely a bizzarre coincidence, then you're just intellectualy dishonest dear Anon…
>>50806651He keeps claiming "Mr. Shudo agrees that they're mere animals" even though Shudo's Pokemon uprising movie idea has been brought up dozens of times. He's incredibly intellectually dishonest.
>>50806512I 100% believe this is the inspiration, just based on the fact that the whole Shinx line is clearly just Kimba the White Lion as a Pokemon.
>>50806651Man, the art and character designs in this manga were so good. Young me jerked it so many times to the ladies in EToP, even in the censored US version they were so much hotter than in any other Pokemon media.Has there ever been a proper uncensored translation of this manga? Anything by a fan group or whatnot?
