A human? What's that? You look like a regular Eevee to me.
>>50426930Can I sniff your butt?
>>50426930This pic looks he's riding the eevee
>>50426972i think i'd rather kill myself
>>50426972mega audinodamn i am very fuckable
>>50428367Please be in London
>>50428424t. the guy who rerolls arceus in these threads
>>50426972Gay plant sex
>>50426972I'd rather suck-start a glock.
>>50426972You're all my bitches now.
>>50426972I can live with this
>>50426972An eel will due.
>>50426972I can see /vp/s deepest desires, and you all sicken me.
>>50426972>>50428326>>50428339>>50429001>>50429014I don't mu much about Lucario aside from his blue fire attacks, what can he do? How fucked am i?
>>50426972I’m fine with this from a character/design perspective, how are my stats?
>>50429196Actual media stuff: He can sense auras of people and determine if they're a good/bad person. Usually shown as being really powerful, and has a mega form to boot. One of the better known/liked shillmonsRealistically: You are everyone's favorite porn mon. I'm sorry.
>>50429236>insect-pollinator-stickers-telegram-bathroom-eatingPlease tell me this is randomized like Twitch clip URLs
>>50426930If you suddenly found yourself isekai as a pokemon, what pokemon would you want to be (no legendaries) and what would you do now that you're a wild pokemon in pokemon world?
>>50426972I have no words.Can these even be male? Cuz I'm not a girl.
>>50429284I don't know I just grabbed the first lucario reaction image google showed me
>>50426972I don't know if I want to be a pokemon anymore.
>>50429228in pmd they don't matter, you are lucky
>>50429315Hey, a hole's a hole.
>>50429390Back off and leave my tiny, unevolved body alone.
>>50426972could be worse
>>50426972A FUCKING GUZZLORD NOOOOOO
>>50429196>Lucario reads its opponent's feelings with its aura waves. It finds out things it would rather not know, so it gets stressed out easily. Enjoy a stressful existence.
>>50426930I see there's another Isekai thread with the exact same system >>50426972, i rolled Ditto on the other thread and while i know ditto can shapeshift, does anyone know what are the limits of Ditto's power?
>>50429454At least he's not Xatu.>Xatu stands rooted and still in one spot all day long. People believe that this Pokémon does so out of fear of the terrible things it has foreseen in the future.
>>50429286CharmanderWhore myself out for ultimate slit sex
>>50429236>You are everyone's favorite porn mon. I'm sorry.alright, opening an onlyfans it is then.
>>50429605And it would fucking work, slits are great
>>50426972God Dammit I managed to get the wettest tranny dream.Well at least I'm cute
>>50429498As far as i know the only downside of being a Ditto is that you keep the ditto eyes which can be a bit unerving but you could simply use shades to hide that If you plan on transforming into a human, I'm not sure if Ditto is able to transform into god's but honestly I don't think anyone would want to live as a god with so many options you have.
>>50430024Ditto eyes is a thing for defective dittos, not all of them
>>50426972currently meheheh maxxing
>>50426972cute baby pokemoan
>>50426930Imagine becoming an Eevee...
>>50426930>>50426972>>50429362>>50430516Ok, i really stopped following pokemon after gen 3, wtf is a Duoblade?
>>50426972My battle cry is: "I'll eat your ass!"
>>50426972Cherubi...Life is suffering
>>50426972you just know
>>50426972I’ll take it
>>50426972I'm going to be fluffy
>>50426972Fully evolved mon. That's good.
>>50431517>doesn't get to feel the power of evolution first handmissing out
>>50426972Death be upon me
>>50432414It could be worse you could be...a pichu
>>50432436A Pichu could kill me
>>50432507yes but let's be honest, nobody will ever love you so you wouldn't evolve anyway!
>YanmegaAt least im cool
>>50426972>Raltsso, a shota protag?
as much as I'd like to go on a whimsical adventure I'd be too much of a lazy fuck so I'm not sure what I'd do as pokemon
>>50426930Aw sweet a PMD related thread->>50426972Aw fuck it's just gonna be randompokemon spam, bye
>>50431271Sadly, there are no human women on that world, Anon. You'll have to settle for a Gardevoir or a Lopunny at best.
>>50433700babe there is nothing wrong with being a skitty i think they're kinda cute actually
>>50426972GrookeyThankfully I'm not in Brazil or else...
>>50432399This. Evolution is OP as fuck in the anime. You can basically do anything for the rest of that episode.
>>50431517>in pmdlmao nope, stats and shit work completely differently in pmd land.Being evolved just means you're too big to fit in dungeons, not to mention needing bigger housing and shit outside of them.
this is your life now
>>50426972>Sylveon Well, shit. Some girls are into traps so I could probably still get some I guess.
>>50434694Only real men wear pink bows.
>>50426972>alolan grimergod DAMN itI’ll evolve as soon as I can so I can least be a trippy colorful pile of sludge
>>50434607Really though, how much are you supposed to feel your pelvis? Like right now, how many of you feel your ribs for example?
>>50426972Of all pokemons, i end up as the Loli.
>>50426930Clovermon Mystery Dungeon
Honestly? Not bad.This could have been so much worse.
>>50435396Isn't this the female variant of this pokemon?
>>50426930I wanna get turned into a female Mightyena and get sent on an island with only female Mightyenas. Once breeding season starts we couldn't do anything but desperately grind at each other begging for a dick.
>>50435676Congrats, your consiousness is gone. Your body is controlled by parasite.
>>50435727Alternatively, what if anon is the parasite that took over some poor crab’s body?
What do Pokémon do all day?
>>50434607>be a guy>get turned into a female vaporeon>get fucked>happens enough that you can't feel your pelvis>a bad thing
lets be real, fluffy is an improvement
>>50436486if they have 2 legs and 2 hands, they work all dayif they have 4 legs and 0 hands, they soak up that communism and laugh at worklets who provide their furry asses with everything
>>50426972>SnoruntI suppose that I will never bother to evolve, then.
>>50437936>>50434960>>50434607>You travel to strange world with no knowledge how you got there>you become a creature very different to a human>you also change genderi don't see the benefits of any of this to be honest, btw i rolled Buneary.
>>50426972I'm okay with this I guess.>>50434960You and me both.
>>50428361hey you could be like Max though you'd have to find a stoutland to be Sam.
>>50426972>GardevoirAt least I didn't changed gender
>>50426972LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!
>>50437936uh, sauce me senpai
>>504408133234410 on e621
>>50440322tits or GTFO
>>50426972>laironBased, for some reason I always end up getting Gen 5 shitmons on this thing
>>50426972sure, i'll take it
I am the great almighty coom.
>>50444601Life's a bitch.
>>50426972Guess I'm suddenly a femboy
>>50444882That's fucked, you think each head would be a different personality or would they all be in sync?
>>50426930Really? I'm an Eevee? Could you find me some rope and a stool?
>>50426972>NidoqueenAw fuck I trooned outAt least I hit like the hormonal dump truck I turned into
>>50445396Well, at least you have visible tits.
>>50426972>blachepheonI dont wanna be a cum slave nooo
>>50426972For one I'm glad but also i feel a bit disappointed that i won't be able to experience evolution first hand
>>50426930explorers of sky was so comfy..
>>50426972I am just a little guy
>>50445139not sure which is more horrifying.
>>50426972Am I a trap or just fabulous?Also do I need to be a Minccino first?
>>50451567you are soft, your team likes to pet you
>>50426972I guess it could've been worse.Does this come with added gender transformation? Or should I just flip a coin?
>>50454473I do believe that you switch genders, considering there's been pokemons that are seen more as male or female lately.
>>50455815Small buff boi
>>50456249so you're a female?
>>50456249I thought this pokemon was supposed to be legendary.
>>50426972>Lampent god fucking damnit..
>>50426972Technically kadabra but it makes more sense to start as the lower form
>>50429286Sylveon. Because cute and tentacle hands.
>>50458643>Dark-type hating Ryona'fagthats you tho, based on the pic you postedafter 2 months you still dont get it
>>50459039 Actually more like 7 dear Anon, if not counting the "Glaceon's coffee cream incident" which would make it about 9 - I can only post twice a month do its hard to still bother coming back… more like refusing to accept the undeniable fact you should never be a mod
>>50426972>HeracrossI'm satisfied with this.
>>50461627Thank you doctor.
>>50459228Coffee cream is nice and all but you deserve something special. You deserve the fate of a dark angel nailed to God's altar whose blood and cursed seed damns and corrupts others, coaxing out their soul's true form through agony and pleasure alike. Wings are a covenant, anon. And you know what Absol has in its purest, strongest and most squirmy-sensitive manifestation of all.
>>50426972>imagine letting some dumb RNG calculator determine what you're going to be
>>50464800the chad boat decides his own fate
>>50426972>>50426930>regular eeveeSomething tells me I'm mot exactly regular
>>50464865Being from Galar isn't special And if you're not in Galar your even less special since you lost your one gimmick
>>50429454Sounds like he reads the minds of furfags
>>50464865Will you eat me?
>>50466013I'm a bri'ish human turned into a galarian eevee. and can become big. feels non-regular to me>>50466230fuck no. that is the whole wrong way that dynamic is supposed to go