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>Lopunny used High Jump Kick!
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>>50418868
What's the original?
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>>50418887
The original is him playing amogus as a kid and then looking at women in burkas after converting
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>>50418868
Stonetoss is a nazi
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>>50418957
>and that's a good thing!
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>>50418964
why
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>>50418868
why is he using lotion
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>>50419010
It's lube
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>>50419010
He want healthy skin so he can look cute for CHARIZARD
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>>50418935
>playing among us makes you muslim
stonetoss is fucking losing his mind, holy shit
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>>50419010
circumcised people have to use spit and/or lotion or risk friction burns.
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Amogus
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>>50419131
This is only possibly true if your circumcision is tight. As for the rest of us, our dicks still have excess skin. So if we grab our junk by the base/middle, we can painlessly pull the excess skin over the more sensitive parts of our junk, allowing for lube-free fapping.
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>>50418868
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>>50419021
>he fell for the most obvious bait
Heh
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>>50418868
>americans need lube to fap
LMAO how about not mutilating your dick next time?
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>>50419525
Why are they all so jewish?
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>>50419010
Mutilated penises have to use lotion
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>>50418887
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>>50419536
The funniest shit is that they deny it.
>mutilates dick
>prays to jewish god
>observes jewish holidays
>his friends are all jews
>"uhhhhh, I'm pretty sure this bad thing that happened to me was because of europeans, cause they're da jews!"
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>>50419010
He's white/latino/muslim.
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>>50419612
Back to /pol/
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>>50419731
But he's right
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>>50419731
cope
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>>50418868
WHERE IS IT
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>>50418994
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>>50419897
Left pannel keyboard.
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>>50418868
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>>50419731
He's not wrong
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>>50419919
Maybe im retarded, but who's the middle right guy?
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>>50420146
Tsar Nicky
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>>50419655
latinos don't get circumcisions
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What are the evidences that, furries are everywhere now, even as to the oxygen I breathe is furry related
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>>50420237
Latinos are half of burgerland population and nothing forbid uthem to accept the true religion.
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>>50420251
Hot
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>>50419593
i don't get it
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>>50420457
>like edgy "horror" as a kid
>coom to it as an adult
it's about sex
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>>50419593
wow a non political comic by this guy?
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>>50419021
Its because the amogus suit looks like burka
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>>50418957
>+1 up vote
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>>50420610
>like edgy "horror" as a kid
>coom to it as an adult
Do people really?
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who is the ideal waifu for those who hate pokemon, hate fairies, hate nintendo and want a 100% anti-pokemon waifu
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>>50418868
>male
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>>50420625
Trump lost chudnazi
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>>50420625
he can be funny sometimes
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>>50421729
Yeah. The original survival horror series even directly pandered to this exact audience a couple years ago dude.
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>>50421733
Some Touhou bitch.
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>>50419010
It just feels better, or at least that's what I assumed.
I never bothered with it.
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>>50418868
Why did you emulate Pokemon on your PC as a child?
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>>50422291
Why wouldn't you be able to emulate gen 4 on your PC unless you were a child when it came out?
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>>50418868
who uses lotion to masturbate? i always see this joke but never met anyone who did it
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>>50422752
cut dicks aka americans
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>>50422291
When I first played Pokemon Blue and gen 2 was on the horizon, I remember tracking down half-translated Silver roms on the internet and playing it on my PC.
I don't remember why I did that, I don't think Japan got gen 2 before we did, maybe we were just too poor and I really wanted to play, I guess.
Still had loads of fun, despite the game only being partially translated and having a good chunk of the roster use Romaji versions of the Japanese names.
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>>50422752
My family is all cut, as far as I know. I use socks to fap, but every time I visit my parents, I notice my younger brother has a half-hidden bottle of lotion and a roll of toilet paper near his desk.
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>>50422752
i don't really make a habit of asking people's masturbation routines, so i wouldn't know.
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>>50422695
Because gen 4 emulators are steaming piles of garbage?
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>>50418868
I was part of the sizeable group of people at the time who legitimately thought Lopunny had boobs.
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>>50418887
>google is hard
this generation is fucked
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>>50419131
>>50419583
I'm circumcised and I never used lotion to fap.
you retards believe /gif/ memes way too seriously
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>>50422908
Maybe in the No$GBA era.
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based pebblethrow still making trannies SEETHE
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>>50421826
based
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>>50418868
americans need cream to jack it because they have no foreskin
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>>50424525
we had to donate our foreskin to save your poverty stricken country
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>>50424530
americunts donations all go to Israel, you poor kike slave who can't even have cheap healthcare or education while israel is growing from your money without effort
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>>50424530
what are you talking about doctors literally sell them off to cosmetics companies so roasties can rub it on their faces and feel like they are 14 again
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>>50418957
as an American he has a right to criticize the state of israel.
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>>50424536
you are eating american grown foreskin as you speak because your country has no money and we have to pick up the slack
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>>50424545
cope
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>>50424541
it's literally in the eleven commandments

You shall have no other God's before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. ...
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. ...
Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy. ...
Honor your father and mother. ...
Thou shalt not kill. ...
Thou shalt give six gorillion dollars to israel for hellfire missiles ...
Thou shalt not commit adultery. ...
Thou shalt not steal ...
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>>50424550
your leader sure didn't
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>>50424558
however you wanna put it. all i know is that my country didnt throw jews in the oven, so i have a right to say they're pushing gay shit in the media has gone too far. this doesnt make me a nazi. this makes me an american growing up in the bad trade off we got for taking the jews into our lands.
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>>50424561
>your leader sure didn't
what are you even talking about you retard
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>>50424569
shut up, goy! now give me another six gorillion dollars so i can kill god!
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>>50424575
>he doesn't know
kek
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>>50422752
I think it's mostly people with onaholes because those are annoying to use without it.
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Didn't read the thread
I wanna get my dick flattened by Alpha Lopunny
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>>50419131
I would kill myself
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>>50424558
>Thou shalt give six gorillion dollars to israel for hellfire missiles ...
kek
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>>50418868
what's the lotion for?
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>>50419010
Americans get their babycocks mutilated by a doctor as soon as they're born because some jew said it
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>>50424569
funny how USA is one of the few countries were jews haven't still had any kind of ban or killing

But well, it's easier when you don't have more than 200 years of history

In my country we just kicked them all out and never apologized (until maybe 5 years ago or something)
so when people say something like "be careful, this ones could be nazis" I'm like "who cares, we don't have jews nor many black people"
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>>50418957
And?
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>>50426471
USA is run by ZOG so of course they're not going to get kicked out
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>>50424503
Congrats on losing most feeling at the head of your dick.
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>>50424558
>Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images
The fuck is this even supposed to mean? This is the problem with basing your beliefs some 2000 years in the past.
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>>50426569
He used own tongue, obviously.
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>>50427131
It means don't carve statues or cast gold idols and call them gods. That's how you get fucked up shit like Egypt's anthro furry pantheon. I am not joking.
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>>50419131
lmao the absolute state of america
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>>50427244
>creating gods make you able to breed with animals
???
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>>50427131
*tips fedora*
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>>50427335
Mocking other people a sin. Repent.
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>>50427273
Read it again without breeding on your mind, coomer.
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>>50427374
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>>50427244
>not liking Egypt mythos
ngmi
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>>50427580
That's not a Bible quote.
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>>50427689
>pokemon based off of egypt myth is furbait
definitely not a coincidence
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>>50421729
Yeah, fucking weirdos like weird shit.
Then again, I'm no better
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>>50421729
You like what you grow up with. Why do you think this board is mostly coomers?
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>>50430003
It’s not my fault Ampharos has a good belly shape
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>>50421729
>he doesn't coom to horror
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>>50420625
He does politics just to make reddditors seethe
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>>50427699
Because to non readers they think the book is 100% compasion snd kindness but they forget it also talks about discipline and sacrifice
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>>50427244
Please stop talking about ancient history and trying to incorrectly reframe it into whatever inane nonsense you are talking about. If there's anything that is sad is seeing people taking the past out of context, especially for inane threads like this.
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>>50431075
>WE WUZ FURRIES
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>>50418868
For some reason I laughed more at the fact he is playing Pokemon on a PC fullscreen'd.
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>>50433024
If only Pokemon games were PC only instead of being condemned to shitty handhelds and consoles
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>>50434341
I'd love that. If anything just because it would make the online much easier.
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>>50421729
you underestimate my power.
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>>50418868
>creepypasta Hypno
>Hypno and Pokégirls
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>>50418957
Wtf I love stonetoss now
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>>50419593
although this is true for most things, fnaf is a more extreme example because the kids were already being regularly exposed to porn of the characters by cringe compilation youtubers
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>>50430998
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>50421909
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>>50430913
My man
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>>50418957
If it was only that, he's also a cryptoretard
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>>50426569
better than having germs, bacteria and smegma
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>Stonetoss is a nazi
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>>50435410
Crypto is freedom. Canadian trucker situation didn't teach you anything?
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>>50435456
>wojak
>>>/qa/
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>>>50435456 #
>>wojak
>>>>/qa/
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>>50435459
not that anon but most crypto is public ledger. XMR is what you want.
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>>50419131
>People actually believe this.
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>>50435456
and yet the original and OP edit had nothing to do with his politics
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>>50435456
I AM SILLY!
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>>50435459
Crypto is essentially a pyramid scheme.
The value of the coins only depend on how many people want to buy them, so the first thing you do after getting into crypto is try to convince as many retards as possible to buy some too (that's where all the ads and "I bought bitcoin and now I'm a millionaire" posts come from). The people you convince end up doing the same thing, because no one wants to lose out on their investment. As long as you remember that this will only work until all retards in the world have bought crypto and/or can't afford any more then it's fine.
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>>50438264
Anon mentioned the Canadian truckers because Canadian government suspended bank accounts of people who supported the protests and they think bitcoin can go around a government ordering banks to close accounts. They can still find your transactions if you bought crypto with fiat at any point.
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>>50418868
You have to admit lopunnies are lewd tho
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>>50438264
But once everybody has crypto you can just trade it like money
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>>50435323
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>50437553
>I AM SILLY!
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>>50424525
Bold of you to assume.
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>>50440463
Anon, at least post the right image. That's a time honored meme from /a/, /b/ and /jp/, not some dumb Wojack phrase. You're supposed to post a troll, a 2hu, or a smug face.
Please get it right next time, and remember to take it easy!
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>>50424516
Eh, was good enough for playing DP through and killing interest in pokemon for years because of how shit sinnoh was.
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>>50440749
Why do zoomers constantly have the worst takes?
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>>50420109
what part of PLA was remotely rushed or unfinished?
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>>50438264
Congrats, you just described every money system ever.
Anyway, pyramid schemes fall apart in months. Bitcoin was a thing for 13 years already.
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>using abomasnow against flint
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>>50421832
>being butthurt about cyclists
Cagies pls
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>>50441492
> does not know about 90s "radical"
is it a reverse of hello fellow kids meme?
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>>50435456
Why does this facial expression bother me so much?
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>>50419010
Muttoids have no foreskin because they are Semites.



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