Marry your Pokemon
>>49255212UH-OH AN ANTHRO???
>>49255318She looks like she fucks uncut Pokemon cock
I willWith children
No. Marry a real woman, start a family, and let go of this childish obsession. You need not dig yourself further into this hole of despair. It's never too late to leave these fantasy childhood crushes behind and come to reality.The Lord made men and women for a reason. The people who made Pokemon did it for a reason that doesn't involve men of age lusting after these critters like degenerates.
>>49255212This is ソニック's wife
>>49255542>Marry a real womanI will when Scientists genetically create real Pokemon
>>49255746at the very least genetically engineered catgirls
God, imagine the honeymoon
>>49255542Despite everything, I still believe in you and your cause, Cirnofag. Keep fighting the good fight.
I would tie a mistletoe on the base of my Glaceon's tail
>>49256347>not posting them in order
Post pokemon in wedding dresses
>>49255212no. they are built for pump and dump except for the femdom ones who are built to enslave human men.
Don't worry I intend to
>>49257189Imagine the smell...
>>49257189Built for breeding
>>49257314Same, My team of 6 molest me all the time
My wife stepping on me
>>49257314Is it rape when you take turns?
>>49255542nigga shut the fuck up before I marry you
>>49257189I want to breed that frog
>>49255542>Just marry a real women lolyou make it sound so easy
>>49257095>crop better than full imageSad, many such cases.
>>49257314Can't rape the willing anon.
>>49255542>The people who made Pokemon did it for a reason that doesn't involve men of age lusting after these critters like degeneratesExplain Lopunny then
>>49255542That gf has never pandered to furries is dumb bait that ruins the message of family/real people being important. Reminder to everyone that you should spend some time with people you love and that you can enjoy both your hobby and family.
>>49256862Imagine her mega evolving for you out of love
>>49257531Bunny outfits have mostly lost their direct association with porn in japan, and people just like slapping them onto characters because they're cute.
>>49256426This page of that comic perfectly shows how easy it would be for any pokemon to make you theirs. Literally effortless. No bullshit, no games, they just know exactly what they want, and you know you wanted it as well, but will be caught completely off guard by how forward they are about it.
>>49255212No I'd have to be forced into marriage if one did want to marry me.
Braixen or Blaziken?
>>49259565I wish that cock was on a human. It looks so tasty but I'm not into furry cock
>>49259569it's literally a human cock, retard
>>49255212OK I will
>>49259577Hnng, please post more delicious holes like that!
>>49259591Absolutely I would!
>>49259565>>49259577>>49259591>>49259601I would suck them all!
>>49259573It's on a furry so it's a furry cock.
>>49259608>>49259615>>49259621Ahhhh I'm going crazy! I need to suck a Pokémon cock RIGHT NOW!!!
>>49259621I want a Poke Twink
>>49259660Kiss me please
>A flood of disgusting humanoid dongs...Stop doing this to me dear Anon, you are intentionally ruining an almost perfect entity with this gross-looking reminder that its all created by actual living people too scared to embark onto unfamilliar territory. . . >>49255542>The LordGrow up and stop figuratively fellating a repurposed proto-Jewish Ares analouge dear non-Macedonian
>>49259816Hang on, are you actually this fuckwit then? You're the only one in these threads who talks about this shit, aside form the spammer (and they're clearly comfortable with themselves to be dropping it freely) and the only one who seems to have a moral conundrum about it.
>>49259816 >Magnetfag is at it againDont you dare posting guroshit again you freak>>49259851It would not suprize me if it was him T B H
Pumpy&Dump is an inherently superior breeding strategy dear OP >>49259882 I won't do it because there is no point to that - nobody who is into that stuff never gave me an explanation for it, so why should I bother? It will never be something that does not upset me - its the only thing I could ever honestly assure you of… >>49259851Don't be unreasonable dear Anon, I am too much of a pussy to own a dog thats larger than a housecat (for reasons already stated a few times) - and if I ever managed to actualy take a step in such direction you imply of, there would be no real regrets on my part - because I genuinely believe that the societal stigma od such acts would be an entire order of magnitude lesser than lusting over nonexistant magical creatures made only to sell overpriced toys to children… Why do you ever bothered to prenetend to be suprized of this is something that I probably wont understand, and actually dont think that I should care at all of it. . .>>49259831If those anthroshitters would at least skip showing the frenullum, it would not trigger me into thinking about deglovement - no seriously go look it up and you'll understand what I meant by this instantly…
>>49260068>If those anthroshitters would at least skip showing the frenullum, it would not trigger me into thinking about deglovementImagine being so mindbroken by your childhood mutilation that you can't even look at intact genitalia.
>>49255212I wish I could
>>49260081I ain't a Mohel victim dear Anon - its solely the fault of "'kittens.jpg"" if you can believe it...
>>49260068Even the baleful West in all its no-fun-allowed schizotales goodness doesn't tend to sever the frenulum intentionally, anon. Unlike what happens with my subjects. But you've hinted before that you were treated for phimosis -- are you snipped or not, dear anon? I'd rather you show, but telling is acceptable too.
please dont, not another thread
>>49260119I am sorry for my stupid temperanent, I'll stop it right now just for you dear TrickyFox fancier - thank you for being here
nononon please one thread just one
>>49260068Sauce on pic
>>49260838Okay but please not here Rebe, I just made a promose that at least for once I would love to keep fully…
>>49260916Pastebin it if you must, anon. Consider it your special version of the confessional booth.
>>49260170>kittens.jpgAnd what the Fug is that supposed to be?
So what's up with his guy?He talks like a schizo.
>>49261390wonder why that'd be the case
Taking responsibility for all the braixen sex
It's gonna take a bigger bed but I will!
>>49261390If it acts like a schizo and it talks like a schizo, it's probably a schizo.
>>49261078Its a very disgusting image that's probably half of your age, stemming form the annals of old /b/ >>49261496I feel like you might enjoy this one dear Anon, but only if you dont mind 'double inbreeding' >>49261010 >imagine being too much tech-agnostic to make a PastebinAlso I don't feel like going there again, as I already told my story about it - and another thing that actually makes my existanxce trully hopeless - in a couple of other posts made across the previous few months in relevant threads I might provide archive links it this thread makes it untill midnight dear Achoti. . . I should honestly stop making promises I cannot keep - I only keep feeling bad from it…
>>49262154Better claim her before its too late dear Anon ;)>>49262291>le Schizo buzzword Get better materiał - a real Schizoid would probably not even bother responding to your posts in any remotely coherent manner. . .
>>49255542¿Why is _it so angery?
>>49262866It knows it's a fakemon that shouldn't exist.
>>49255212I hatched and raised her from an Egg, is it really okay?
>>49259208no problemo ;)
>>49263024feeling some really strong Woody Allen vibes from this comment anon
>>49263308That's a cute bug.
>>49263308Imagine needing to be forced into marriage with scolipede
>>49255542>Marry a real womanYou first
>>49263308So my fate is to be raped by a giant bug?
>>49257531What is there to explain? Being inspired by a concept is one thing and the way they designed it is another. Forsook your inane perverted thoughts, a quick glance on how morally bankrupt perverted people draw it in comparison to the way it looks is enough to see that it's all in the minds of the inane. Verily, the abundance of off the mark art in comparison to how they actually look is very, very telling. It is not because of it's creators but instead falls on the inane morally bankrupt minds who perverse a children's franchise. >>49259816No, I would never abandon my beliefs.
>>49257175Are other sexy outfits acceptable?
>>49263937If your real concern is over the corruption of a children’s franchise, why don’t you say these things in the pokegirl threads too?
>>49264101Please don't reply to the retard.
>>49263346Well to be fair, it was only a stepdaughter, lol
>>49260068Yeah, except the anon confessing clearly said he was living with his family at the time and like I said, you got dog dick so hard on the brain, I'm starting to think you went mental because you didn't lick Laddie's Laddie at the time like ya wanted to.
She must be completed
>>49263937Ah no, this is yours, not him. >>49256555.Tajiri already considered people like you, that's why he'd always seen pokémon and humans as living much closer lives than humans and animals in the real world do. And as for "corrupting" the children's franchise, he'd kinda done that himself, when he canonised curvy shortstack monster girls with tits, ass and a penchant for dancing like Shakira and enthralling humans. And then his minions carried on his work.
>>49265403>I never did own any dog sadly, have you forgotten what I said today dear Anon? I am repeating myself of the same thing I said at start of October if you dont remember. . .I bet you wish that I've killed myself that day don't you now? I will never let you do this to me ever again
I wish some of you retards would stop blogposting about stupid bullshit. Talk about sexy Pokémon or fuck off to Facebook for gods sakes.
>>49265990I'm not here anymore thankfully - theres other stuff that can be done elsewhere to not feel like shit if you can imagine it
>>49266204I’m sure Facebook could use the traffic
>>49256555Who says the pokemon world is a democracy?
>>49255542>Marry a real womanS I M P
>>49266239Would sticking my face between her thighs give me skin cancer?
>>49266292nah I forgot to delete this because I was busy seeing Pato do his magic on Skribbl.io
Always remember to not pull out when loving your pokemon
>>49266239Cursed by light. (Few would complain)
>>49267001I wouldnt that is for certian
>>49255212My charizard forced me to be his bride (male)
>>49267388I just find the idea of a Pokémon confessing their innocent love to their trainer adorable. They don't understand the concept of bestiality since pokemon can breed with so many other species so the idea of a human being revolted because they are a different species is totally alien to them.
I need her
>>49267590Damn that made me think that plenty of Pokémon probably get their hearts broken when their trainers act revolted at the mere idea of Human/Pokémon relationships
>>49255637God, I'd love to be proposed to by him like this.
>>49263937>It is not because of it's creators but instead falls on the inane morally bankrupt minds who perverse a children's franchiseYou do realise you're talking about the Japanese, right?The first are also the second.
Damn I kinda want to marry a schizoposting alolan ninetales>ywn have an alolan ninetales wife who is a total whackjob who goes on schizoid imageboard rants at home all day and night while you earn money to support her lifestyle of imageboard rantingshe would schizopost about how much she craves human dick and how all pokemon x pokemon enablers should verily be executed, damn that’s hot
>>49263937>anon doesn't believe in the infinite multiverse
>>49255542>Marry a real womanSorry I'm gay.
>>49255426why the hell would pokemon other than Probopass be circumcised?
Why would a Pokémon have a human cock at allDisgusting
>>49268036so the poster can jack off to men without feeling like a fag>IM NOT ATTRACTED TO HUMANS SO IT DOESNT COUNT EVEN IF ITS A HUMAN WITH A SNOUT
>>49255212>Have sex with ice type.>They cum.>Their femcum freezes forcing the two of you to be stuck together.>Have to walk around with your glaceon hanging off your crotch and have them bang their head into fucking everything.
>>49268036Because Pokemon were made to mate with humans
>>49268107Kyurem fanfic with this when?
>>49268234Having your hair played with and scalp massages in general are fucking great, so yes.
>>49258589what would it feel like if she mega evolved while your cock was inside her?
>>49268218Just go suck a dude off if you want human cock
>>49268630Mind bendingly great
>>49268630Honestly that's a terrifying thought. Mega evolution occurs when a trainer and their Pokemon have a perfect bond; sex would be the height of such a connection. It might be best to keep the mega stones away during sex unless you know for sure that any spontaneous evolution won't be fatal to your member. The sudden increase in power the Pokemon would feel could also be very dangerous to you.
which pokemon is the sluttiest for human cock?
>>49268107Could be opposite though.>Your Glaceon has long forgotten what warmth feels like since her days as an Eevee>She's developed a crush on you but was always afraid to act>One night she works up some courage>Learned about kissing through your travels together, decides to try that and leaps up to your chest>You are both caught off guard; you from the kiss, her from the forgotten feeling of warmth>Immediately presses herself against you craving more>She feels cool to the touch, but without thinking, you embrace her>You both act out of instinct, start exploring each other's mouths>The coolness of her tongue and breath are very refreshing to you, while the warmth from yours only fuels her lust to feel more of you>She instinctively grabs your cheeks with her paws and presses into you even more>You continue this a little longer>At this point you are rock hard and leaking tons of pre, while warm drops from Glaceon's pussy leak onto your chest>You start to rub her warm fur as you get ready to take things further>Suddenly it hits you>Glaceon no longer feels cold at all>You stare at her for a moment>She's blushing accompanied with a look of desire, and a small mix of embarrassment from you suddenly staring at her>Despite the strong emotions going through her she looks and feels totally relaxed, her ice powers are completely suppressed>You point this out and while it does make her wonder for a moment she's not in the mood to worry about the details>She wraps her paws around you and pulls you down onto the bed>You weren't expecting that with her small size but she's still a pokemon after all>Hours of sex later>You and Glaceon are both passed out>She's completely satisfied with a smile on her face as your seed warms her completely filled womb>Now she only ever drops her body temp and uses her ice powers when on guard to defend you, or in battle>Otherwise she always cuddles and clings to you wherever you go, completely addicted to your warmth
>>49268222Trips confirm, when is it gonna happen?
>>49267874>Confess your love for your trainer and tell him you want to be his mate.>Your trainer freaks out since you tried to make it romantic and tell him in a flowery park were lots of other trainers are having picknicks with their pokemon.>Desperate to prove he isn't a pokephile to all the other humans around, he calls you all sorts of horrible names and that he never wants to see you again.>Heartbroken, you turn and run as fast as your legs will carry you.>You sob under a distant tree and begin to hear footsteps approaching.>Without thinking you lash out and strike a total stranger.>Luckily, he was quick and agile enough to avoid you brunt of your wrath.>He is probably a very experienced trainer.>He sees the tears in your eyes and despite your sudden attack, he asks what happened to you.>His eyes shine with genuine concern and care.>Your heart flutters.>You break down and cry into his arms.>A short while later after hearing your story, he offers to take you to his tent to sleep the night away.>You accept almost too eagerly.>He introduces you to his pokemon.>They are all female and they all look at him like he is some sort of superhero.>After the awkward tension dissipates you, him, and his girls all fall asleep in a big cuddle pile.>You trainer never let you sleep outside your ball. . .>You awaken the next morning with the mysterious human missing, but his pokemon are still sleeping.>You smell a campfire and the wonderful smell of breakfast.>You decide to let his pokemon sleep and go outside to see him."How are you feeling Hon? I know you had a hard time yesterday.>Again your heart is a flutter.>You tell him about how nice you slept and how you think that his pokemon are really caring friends.>You mention that you noticed that he didn't have a full team of six.>You hear a big hearty laugh from him.>He is looking right into your eyes."Yeah, you would be right. I do have space on my team, but why do you mention it? (Cont.)
>>49269909>>Your trainer freaks out since you tried to make it romantic and tell him in a flowery park were lots of other trainers are having picknicks with their pokemon.>>Desperate to prove he isn't a pokephile to all the other humans around, he calls you all sorts of horrible names and that he never wants to see you again.No, I refuse. How awful.
>>49269996I'm doing PDA with my Pokemon. I want people in public to feel uncomfortable.
>>49269909"You don't even know my name">Oh not again."It's Anon by the way.">You spit out your own name so quickly that you almost come off as an idiot.>He is laughing again.>You are so embarrassed that you start to get up to run away, but are stopped when you feel his hand being placed on your head."Oh don't be that way. I didn't mean anything by laughing. That was just so cute that I couldn't help, but laugh.">You don't feel even a sliver of a lie coming from him."I'm sorry hon. . .">You interrupt him by scooching closer and telling him that it's okay.>There's that smile again.>After spending a few minutes together in silence, you ask if he has a mate.>He tells you that while he has been with a few girls, he is always on the move so he never really settled down.>What about his Pokemon you wonder.>As if psychic, he answers your question before you even ask.>He casually mates with his pokemon, but doesn't really consider any of them his "mate".>"Why not?" You ask"Well most of my girls like me in a physical way, but they don't really want me to be their "one and only". Makes sense with how humans and pokemon can't have children together. Biological ones anyway. . .>You tell him that you don't really want kids. You were always more of a fighter."Too bad your trainer didn't reciprocate your feelings. I've been rejected plenty myself, but that first time really stings the worst.">You lean into him and hug his arm tight.>You suddenly feel his other arm slip under you.>In one fluid motion, he stands and pulls you into his arms.>He is cradling you like a princess!>You can't help, but swoon.>He is strong for a human."Maybe you'll find a new love one day. Until then, I can take you with me if you like.">After babbling like an idiot, you just press your face into his neck."Good enough for me. . .">He pulls out a strange looking black poke ball and holds it in front of you.>You don't hesitate. How could you?(Smut or just a happy end?)
>>49269070I wish I could.>>49270055Look at all of that leaking out...
>>49270058Smut with detailed kissing!
>>49270058>"Well most of my girls like me in a physical way, but they don't really want me to be their "one and only". Makes sense with how humans and pokemon can't have children together. Biological ones anyway. . .>>You tell him that you don't really want kids. You were always more of a fighter.cringeim cringingsuper cringe
>>49270124Cringe harder for me! I can't get off without a little cringe injected into my veins.
>>49270076I can really only detail the kissing since I haven't included what sex or even what species the MC is and even then it is kinda hard to come up with words that are vague enough to apply to snouts, beaks, holes, or whatever your prefered pokemon has and still make sense. It was a mistake to not declare what species the MC is.
>>49270156My mind immediately went for Gardevoir while reading it.
>>49270156>>49270159Also kissing is the thing I want to read about the most so I'm fine with it if you can't go further.
>>49268222>>49268131>trips confirmITS TIME TO MAKE HER WHOLE AGAIN >Captcha = YHW3HI even have your Lord&Savoir's™ dad on my side this time, AlolaTalesSchizo
>>49269909Very cool dear WriteAnon, quite literally even… >>49270055I could only accept them looking like that if you can peel all of that foreskin away once the Rocket beta ready for launch, because come to think of it k- it makes some sense for few PKMN species like Excadrill to have a thick layer of hard leather protecting the delicate goods… Snipping it off would obviously be an illogical act of pure torture, made only by certified psychos jelly of being Mohel'd
>>49270169K I'll rewrite it when I get done eating.
>>49270156>I can really only detail the kissing since I haven't included what sex or even what species the MC is and even then it is kinda hard to come up with words that are vague enough to apply to snouts, beaks, holes, or whatever your prefered pokemon has and still make sense. It was a mistake to not declare what species the MC is.You can have it be any generic FapMon, and then bring on a PlotTwist revealing that its either a Mew od a Ditto and that they can breed with humans afterall. . .
>>49270254>replace 'beta' with 'becomes' since Autocorrect just won't give jt up,,,
>>49270159For some reason my mind was thinking of primarina without knowing it. I only realized until I read your comment
>>49270306Well it could be Primarina. I wrote it intentionally vague to allow the reader to insert whatever pokemon they want from Gardevoir to Glaceon to Ivysaur.>>49267388>>49267590That image followed by that thought is what got me writing. It was originally written from a Braixen's perspective, but I rewrote it so it could be from the perspective of whatever you wanted because I love you faggots and think you deserve a greentext of whatever pokemon is your favorite.
>>49270306It’s obviously Braixen you dumb fuckers. That’s the Pokemon in the prompt image, and the Pokemon in the story is acting like a flustered schoolgirl. It doesn’t fit Gardevoir or Primarina at all, but it fits Braixen perfectly.
>>49270446Yes. It mentioned "legs" too which Gardevoir and Primarina do not have.
>>49270473Gardevoir has legs you dumbfuck
>>49255267don't be silly >>49268009Imagine her secretly being a total slut for BHC once the meds start working as a cherry on the cake
>>49255212>Artist's too lazy to draw proper quadruped wedding dress
>>49270489Since when?! I thought Gardevoir just float everywhere and wouldn't run
>>49270516You should see Gothetelle's legs! Aren't they disgusting???
>>49270552She’s just wearing bloomers>>49268621
>>49267590Meowth got in love with human women multiple times, Chicorita/Bayleef and Latias love Ash; so, it's pretty much canon.
>>49270600But Bayleef loved Ash like a dog loves a human. I don't remember it that well tho. Meowth and Latias, yeah maybe it isn't unheard of, but it's still pretty unusual.
>>49270638It’s happens in both directions
>>49270473Primarina has legs you dumbfuck
>>49270693>>49270702It's a seal. They're flippers.
>>49270713*tail fin, you know what I mean.
>>49270058I don't really write smut so forgive the shitness.>That all too familiar feeling washes over you as you are pulled into the ball and almost immediately let back out. >It's a little different this time, though you can't place exactly how.>You open your eyes and lock them with his.>The moment you see him, strong feelings start washing over you.>acceptance, kindness, friendship, and maybe even love."I hope you like the ball. They're a good bit more expensive, but they are supposed to be more comfortable so I'd say they are definitely worth. . .">You couldn't help yourself.>When you saw his mouth start shaping out "worth" you lunged forward and met his lips.>It felt like tingling electricity flowing from your mouth to your heart to your bits and back again.>Capture high must be real. . .>Anon, bless his soul was taken aback by your forwardness, but didn't pull away, in fact, he intensified it.>You were a bit surprised when his tongue entered your mouth, but you didn't resist it.>Every touch, every movement, only intensified that tingly feeling.>A new feeling began to boil up inside you.>Your body began to heat up to almost unbearable levels.>The longer you kissed him, the more this strange feeling grew.>Suddenly you start to feel faint and have to pull away.>You weren't breathing while you were locked onto him.>You hear that wonderful human start to laugh again."Breath hon. Maybe these things work a little too well.">Your only response is to intensely stare at him while panting."These things are fucking scary."
>>49270816Hot! I really wish I could kiss someone like that.
>>49270816>He then just tosses your ball over his shoulder and pulls you into his lap.>It's his turn to kiss you.>He kisses a trail from the corner of your mouth down to your neck. >His tongue rasps against your skin before darting back to your mouth.>Everything around you seems to blur and sound almost becomes muffled as he pushes you onto your back.>Nothing else exists. There is only you and him.>You don't even notice him taking off his clothes.>His eyes are fixed onto yours and yours are to his.>He is on top of you now and you can feel his weight on you.>You reflexively relax and give him access to your body.>He hesitates."You okay hon? Want to stop?">You give him your best fuck me look.>Unfortunately it makes you look more constipated than horny.>He just laughs and then kisses you again.>His face is soaked from your ineptitude and eagerness. "You ready?">No more games. You just tell him what you want and how much you want it.>Breakfast was burned, the other girls kinda hate you now, and you're pretty sure that what you and Anon did was illegal in most countries if what he said is true, but it was totally worth it.
>...you're pretty sure that what you and Anon did was illegal in most countries if what he said is true, but it was totally worth it. Thanks for the sudden laff dear Anon, it's actualy better this way if you aren't versed enough with writing pure smut just yet to be frank - as if my opinion actually matters here at all…
W-What are we going to do in the grass master?
You just know they watch human'd
>>49271052I hope it wasn't too bad. I'd love to actually write a novel one day just to be able to say that I did it. I'm pretty shit at dialog though so I'll probably never do it. Maybe a crappy Ebook. . . I just don't really know how to improve.
can anyone post the "would fug/wouldn't fug" pokemon list, please?
>>49271200Shouldn't that be personal preference? Do you really need a list?
>>49271167Have you been the Zoroark Waifu writefriend posting that comfy story throuought all those previous Ruseday threads dear Anon? I seek genuine forgiveness from all those times whenever I had make you feel uneasy each single time my dumb self-made problems managed to make me react in a way that honestly inappropriate for anyone my age
>>49268025>implying probopass wouldnt use the pokecaust as a way to force their views in and force other pokemon to be circumcised
>>49271200The template for it?
>>49271200Or my actual picks?
>>49271931>primarina in goldthat means marry, right?
What zoroark story???I need to know
I want to marry a female Blaziken.
>>49272064There's a load of fluffy ones (think there may even been two writefriends that lurked the thread) but this was the best one.
>>49270664what fresh hell is this?
>>49272433Showing poképhilia is not only acceptable, it's also canon.It's translating a webpage on the JPN Pokémon site, showing some thirsty girls talking about who they want to pin them down.
>>49271143I love her
>>49272457I don't know how to feel about this.
>>49272488time to plow your gardevoir anon
>>49272708pokemon lay eggs, right?is there even any part of gardevoir that can be plowed?
>>49270664Nothing here implies anything but people being obsessed with it. There's no mention that they want to date or any such nonsense. Like the fictional depiction of, say, horsegirls in media.Indeed isn't this suppose to be a parody of something? Verily, this is what is a humorous context, a jest. It's quiet telling you lot can't pick up on such simple things.
>>49272834>Indeed>Verily>a humorous context, a jestYou don't have to try so hard here.
>>49272802>pokemon lay eggs, right?Not really
>>49272802>pokemon lay eggs, right?Wrong.
>>49272834Icefag, they called them sexy
>>49272834>There's no mention that they want to date or any such nonsense. Like the fictional depiction of, say, horsegirls in media.>horsegirls>fictionalDear totally not-Cirnofag Anon, shall I post you a link to a "traditional horse insemination" video from god-damned YouTube, wherein its comment section about 1/3 of all of them are basicly just late-teen females and young adults collectively going 'Dear Lord how I wish that I was that mare getting railed like this now' - publicly written in the language of a nation unironically considering itself be more ChristFag than the motherfucking Vatican itself right now? You clearly have no idea how degenerate foids can be if allowed to, judging by just this another bold yet foolish statement of yours…
>>49272064OP post of the /ruse/ threads tends to have the full linkshttps://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/49166104/>>49272231t-thanks anon
>>49271200the other template
>>49271200>>49274678and my most recent list
I'm the only one under investigation by the Poké-horny police?
>>49276065Its good to see that Reshiram managed to settle down and find its own place in the world after the war has ended…
>>49276065Does she wanna do a strip search on you?
>>49276348>Brapfagette with dementia I will find all of her old lewds someday
>>49276432They'll try anything to get the anons but I'm no snitch like that Alolan Ninetales!
>>49276065>>49276338>>49277000she has a very touchable face
Would you a Reshirliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPb2hVYcVQ
>>49277286That scizor/aggron is cool, can I her instead?
>>49276327>On model>FlappleWoah anon, good luck, three years and still zero female on-model flapple porn
>>49255212i want to destroy her cloaca so hard
>>49271119Honestly, I think Komoo-o Is the most fuckable female psudolegendary. Garchomp is up there though. Komoo-o looks like it would be strong as hell and hard as a rock generally, but get it her to relax and she would have very soft skin like a dolphin or something.
>>49278941zero chance, it's gooey
>>49278941It would be funny to fuck a Kommo-o not gonna lie. Clang clang clang clang clang orgasm shivers that should like swinging around a bag of cymbals. Fuck her hard enough and you will start getting noise complaints.
>>49278954Goodra is up there too for the physical aspect alone, but the aftereffects would be too much to deal with imo. You want to clean up your room after it gets covered in slime? Your bed will get soaked and start to mildew if you do it with any frequency. Yeah you could do it outside, but with such a big pokemon, someone will eventually see you and call the cops. People call the cops when they see teenagers fucking in their cars there is no way karens wouldn't get jealous and say you were abusing your pokemon or something.
>>49278954Goodra is for faggots that like fucking big bags of fat.
>>49277286I dont get why are Goreans such utter simps for Japanese media since like the past decade, aren't they considered as subhumans by the Nips?
>>49278495>hand on the socket She knows…
>>49278941sorry, but that title goes to dragapult.kommo-o is definitely second place, however.
>>49255267Nah, she's just wearing one of these costumes
>>49255212Like... all of them?
>>49279738Do you really want her kids asking what you are doing to mommy and calling you their new daddy?
>>49256347Where do I get the rest of this?
Do gijinkas count?
>>49280163>humans playing dress upfuck off
>>49280163Only acceptable if accompanied by a cute heartwarming story about your pokemon wishing for it because they truly love you, and its what they want, preferably including many cute moments about teaching her how to do things as a human. Otherwise its just >>49280169
Then I'll have to settle for an off-model pokemon.
>>49280228Oops, didn't refresh soon enough. Then that makes it very difficult to choose but I think I can narrow things down to a gijinka garde, audino, or a zacian as the strongest contenders if a harem isn't an option.
>>49280268If you ask me, harems are always an option when it comes to pokemon. Unless you had 1 pokemon only forever I think it would be impossible to not have a harem. You would grow to love them too much, even if there's some slight favoritism but it wouldn't be so much that you'd treat any of them any differently.
>>49280312I want to cuddle Mesprit like a stuffed plushie!
>>49280228>Only acceptable ifNo
>>49280042>her kidsOUR kids.
>>49278495I NEED MORE DATA
>>49280219>filename Sheppard wouldn't fug a FishDog, but I totally would. . .
>>49280312>YJK >olny 4 ferals kwab, wthout all-caps dear Anon - step your game up please anytime soon…
>>49280797I love that image and the vaporeon one too. (Are non-humanoid pokemon nipples considered NSFW? I need to know how much to crop.)
>>49280797Anon, you assume that those are all that's on the table for me. Those are personal picks, but the wonderful thing about pokemon is that you don't always choose them, sometimes they choose you.
On model is the only correct way
>>49280841I have one made already that's never got me suspended before, I've done it before the SFW version dropped actually - but I dont have it on my phone anymore… >>49280846>dangerously off-model looking I love this misfortunate GoatPanther more than its legaly allowed - I'd honestly settle for one with a dong just to enjoy its company
>>49280997Oh neat saved
>>49280997Dude absol ain't a goat or a goat hybrid where do you even to that from?
>>49281119If it's who I think it is, it's the mental who always goes into pokephile threads and schitzoposts about how he shouldn't be posting in them, while posting gay-focused porn crops featuring his own fantasies.
>>49281119Absol getting memed into a DoomCow is kind of ill-fitting, as its far too nimble to be a cow, and its certainly not a dog (I cant believe even the Japs themselves got it wrong), CalamityCat is a much better descriptor but feel free to imagine it being gifted with the best of 3 worlds like I tend to dear Anon...I guess that's just what happens once you get tired of seeing rockets everywhere for 12 years after your first introduction to Absol's junk was a lemon where he got equipped with a jet-black lenghty catenis
>>49281119Yep, it's that thing. He ruins all threads he enters, as he just can't see /vp/ as anything but a blog.
>>49281213>gay Not really though, also I dont understand why you insist mistaking me for that Ryonafag who is a birdfucker
>>49281248I've told you many times kid - we're ALL fucked up here, that's WHY we're fucking here in the first place. But just because we're broken, doesn't men we need to seek a therapist on the fucking board, or beakerpost about how "my life is such a shit and whaaaa" like you fucking do constantly, then get all passive-aggressive when you get told it's your own fucking problem YOU won't get yourself sorted out.Thing is, no-one REALLY cares about someone who clearly and obviously needs treatment, bui, goodrafag and that PL schitzo are all prime examples of that, meaning no-one ultimately gives a toss for you. Fuck off before you get banned, that's the best advice I can give you, unless you want to enter the hall of fuckwit fame we've got running since moot caved into /v/tards and set the board up for us.
>>49281280...Can I ask what is wrong with you in particular dear Anon? You have been skipping over this question for quite some time if you are the Anon vocally tired of my pressence for quite some time… And if you aren't that one fellow that somehow trolled a man to death for reals, I dont think whatever you will say might suprize me quite as much as you think it would…Also please ferfrain from the temptation of calling me Magneto once more dear Anon, this feels very uncomfortable to me since yesterday - due to the fact how I learned yesterday that a certain notorious NOM'fag is actually "one of the chosen tribe" - so if such people are allowed to exist with no shame of their disgusting peculliarites - and manage even to properly function in public space just fine, then what the fuck am I to even dare to complain about it? Please use an IceFox avatar next time you post so I can simply do my thing as expected, I just don't know any better. . .
>>49281419Sauce? I don't have that one.
>>49281280>Fuck off before you get bannedImplying that will stop me - all it did is take away my ability to post on /trash/ and samefag across multiple devices, but its not a big deal since I have nothing to lose -because I am less than nobody to be perfectly honest - I am nothing without the utter disgust I bring to the leak-season normie tourists, and I have never tried to actualy hide it if you weren't aware of it before - and you should be since you have been actively seeking me out to just be annoyed by my mere existence. . . You make me feel harmed with those sincere words of yours once again dear Anon, but its a good pain somehow - as it comes from a source that isn't completely hostile to my person…
>>49281431>2022>pretending to not know of Esix https://e 621,net/posts/3124618
>>49281475honestly man, i dont think you really care, but all you're doing to stopping people who post in this thread, there are several pokemon thread i just dont want to make anymore because I know you'll start posting shitty fetish art in, so thanks for that I guessand no, im not your boogeyman
>>49281488Oh I know of e6 I just didn't want to have to slog through the bazillion images under "Ninetales on_back feral". It is a gen 1 fapmon so it does have a lot of images to sift through.
>>49282249Both 'Alolan#' and 'Galarian#' PKMN variants have their own tags made for them dear Anon, and its different from the "+regional_form" tag because that one includes the unofficial fan-made forms just as well into the results list >>49281932 I still would like to hear what is your particular topic of your interest here dear Anon, I know its obviously regarding interspecies marriage, but which one does it for you the most?Are you even honesly willing to consummate your union at all? Lucky you I guess - and how I wish that I were able to understand what this much talked of "'true love'" is supposed to mean at all, because being a dumb constantly horny pervert can sometimes get real tiresome if you can believe it… >shitty fetish artI know that you are operating on a false premise just to dismiss my annoying accostments at every single opportunity once you stopped trying to make any attempt for understanding me, and to be frank I dont know if i should bother repeating myself on willfully dear ears… >and no, im not your boogeymanI know it well, at least he doesn't pretend to care and actually try understanding me, and for what it's worth is trully terrible come to think of it…
>>49282803Aww what a good doggo
>>49282832>Can't kiss cause beak>Can't get bj cause beak>Can't even fuck it without getting shit on your dick because cloacaOh yeah great choice
>>49282899>Oh yeah great choiceThanks anon, I think so too.
>pretend to be retarded >attract actual retards>wonder why you can't get rid of themStupid games, stupid prizes.
>>49282916im not pretending
>>49278941>but get it her to relax and she would have very soft skin like a dolphin or something.Thank you for awakening something inside me that never occurred to me until now, and I've already adored Kommo-o for a long time... Maybe I can try to animate something with a female Kommo-o in the next few year
>>49283097Bet that was expensive. >"Yes they're all yours. My kind lays a few hundred eggs every mating. We kinda have to since most of them end up as ammunition.>"Yay I wanna be ammusquishin!">"Of course honey, you will be the 1st to die. . ."
What pokemon has surprisingly little porn?
>>49283507>Tapu Lele>Primarina>Mawile, sort of>Mismagius>Roserade>Florges
>>49283507Tsareena given the thing reputation.
>>49283507for a foxmon, this thing has nothing, and what it does have is bad
>>49283555Tsareena's just far too ugly
>>49283507>gets little attention despite literally being designed as a sex queen
>>49283555She fucking eats cephalopods alive, she doesn't deserve anything
>>49281213I LOVE RESHIRAMI AM MARRIED TO RESHIRAM
>>49280169Human versions of Pokemon are shit, we want the real fucking deal not this shit.
>>49283659i think the furry community is somehow convinced that giving a wolf human eyes means it isnt a wolf anymore
>>49283544>>Primarina>>Mawile, sort ofwrong>Roseradesomewhat correct>restcorrect
>>49257175Western wedding fokko
>>49284008Japanese wedding fokko
I want to eat watermelon like girafarig!
>>49283507Wormadam has next to none that isn't off-model, even Klingklang has more lewds>>49283651You sure that you ain't mistaking the fruit with the seal there dear Anon?>>49283659Well he likes to do it very realisticly, and I dig that fondly in a way
>>49279665>playing sm>want to cuddle salazzle>while cuddling her, i thought "What if...">caressing there>she like even moreShe knows and she wants
>>49273534And what does sexy mean in a Japanese context? Is the text there not a literal translation such as that one text from the library? It is well to properly contextualize things of that nature. If I may provide an example modern people very often tend to look back into the past with modern lenses and not tend to contextualize the past to its appropriate context. It leads to people mistreating the past and at worst appropriating the past for their own nefarious means.So it begs to question the proper context of that website and what does "sexy" in Japanese mean to them rather than what that term means to us. Verily the whole thing is meant to be seen as a joke more than a serious display of the inanity you are trying to evoke. 'Pokephilia' in most other context exist as part of a gag, acts that are not to be taken at earnest value. The greatest of these acts involve a Pokémon not in a Pokémon form which, me thinks, is pretty telling.
>>49284732I give up dear Zozzle, I cant conftont you without cringe incarnate myself and you know it…
Last for pokephilia is cringe and for incels