What would a Pokeregion based on Serbia be like?
Cool as fuck. Tupac better be there too.
I'd like a Serbia region but I wonder how likely it would be. What does Japan even know about Serbia?
Albania gang rise up
This part will be DLC and be full of black npcs
>>48839126So would they be pissed and not buy the Serbia Pokemon game or do Albanians even play Pokemon
The next game should take place in Serbia and/or the rest of the Balkans. That would be so based
>>48839645>flagless board>america never mentionedobsessed
>>48839651Except I can tell you're American by your response. Serbia is a beautiful country, unlike your shithole
>>488390387.8 too much no water
>>48839038What would Macedonia look like
>>48839702Macedonian Pokemon region would be cool as shit. Imagine the ending, you turn to the Alexander the Great statue and it's the fucking legendary Pokemon and it jumps off and fights you
>>48839038Mud, generic buildings, snow, industrial locations, sadness.Holy shit! It's Sinnoh.
>>48839734Serbia would unironically be a lot like Sinnoh
>>48839702a shithole full of slavmonkeys and analbanians
>>48839754No way. Macedonia is based
>>48839038>Console in house is bootleg famiclone>Everybody keeps calling the region the wrong name>Evil team is Croat>Tractor pokemon>Humanoid robot pokemon>Vampire pokemon>Molten lead pokemon>Bat pokemon>Weasel pokemon>Bear pokemon>Duck pokemon>Nightjar pokemon>Eagle pokemon>Crow pokemon>Warbler pokemon>Firecrest pokemon>Wagtail pokemon>Treecreeper pokemon>Yellowhammer pokemon>Milkwort pokemon>Sea rocket pokemon>Bedstraw pokemon>Mixed forests>Plum pokemon>Carpet pokemon>Brass music>Rock spires area>Natural stone gate>Fortress ruins area>Very long cave area>Minefield area>Huge farms in the cities>No cars because there is no fuel>All buildings have gray wooden roof, red brick roof, or flat concrete roof.>Evil team wants to bankrupt the government>Do you know what you just did? You've taken your first step into VOJVODINA.
>>48839656chinga tu madresee, im not american so you're obsessed
>>48839912I already want to play this
>>48839929Americans don’t confess they are Americans. That’s like a rapist confessing they are one.
>>48839912>Evil team is Croatbased
>>48839946The only time we do is whenever we gripe about America ourselves, because any criticism of America is met with 50 (you)s worth of "obsessed yuro"
>>48839946So you're telling me you're a rapist? that makes sense, obsessed rapist
>>48839038OST would be baller that's for sure.
>>48839991Imagine the remix of Remove Kebab
>>48839656nobody cares about your shitty third world country you nigger, like i don't even know what serbia is because is so irrelevant, i just don't think about it because I'm not an obsessed poor yuro like youAlso California, Canada, Mexico, Italy and Spain are better places to make a pokemon region than you're irrelevant shit country you loser faggot
Gamefreak makes their games based on regions where they traveled to and vacationed.In other words, no, we’re not getting a Serbian Pokémon region. That would mean Gamefreak would have to travel to Serbia for “research”, and no sane person would WANT to travel to cycling Serbia.It’s not happening
>>48839983They only exist in America so no
>>48840182You said that rapist don’t confess that they’re rapist and denying that you’re a rapist by your own premise makes you a rapist, keep obsessing you poor yuro rapist
>>48840066Cry more Yankee. Just you wait until Gamefreak announce the new Serbia region for gen 9
>>48840237>poor euroI’m pretty sure the only people who likes Americans are Americans, so call me what you like, it don’t change the fact what I said is true.
>>48840251There are literally hundreds if different locations they can use before Gamefreak even thinks about going fucking Serbia.Name one internationally famous Serbian landmark? I’ll wait
>>48840251Screenshotting this for when they announce the Greek region instead
>>48840283At least we Serbs contribute to society and the world, unlike you YanksSeriously, fuck America
>>48840345>At least we Serbs contribute to society and the world, unlike you YanksReally? Like what? Lmao
>>48839656>Serbia is a beautiful countryit would be without the serbs
>>48839038I just pretend that all of Eastern Europe looks like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Metro 2033
>>48840366>Americans eating 90 percent of the populations food >Being uneducated >Laziness
>>48840282we don't care about being liked by dirty yuros like you obsessed rapist mother fucker, seethe and cope suck my big fat american cock lmao
>>48840490we are the richest and most powerful country in the worldwe launched a man to the moon in the 60's we gave you freedom twice, in ww2 killing nazi scums and on the cold war defeating the commie ruskiesyou're literally using an american website to cry about america lmao how pathetic can you be and also we already have 2 pokemon regions based on america. Fuck you and cry me a river faggot
>>48840490>>>gets asked about his countries contributions to the world>>>ignores and starts talking about America insteadRent free
>>48839656>>48840251>>48840345Bad bait from someone who isn't even a Serb
>>48841439Seriously. Only Britbongs call Americans "Yanks"
>Regional pseudo is a hard-counter against the Dragapult family line... KOSOVO JE SRBJIA!
>>48840556cope harder 65 IQ brainlets
>>48839656Your country exists entirely as a buffer state between the old soviet blocks and muslims.
Serbian variants will have lots of extra hair like this
>>48839038Pokémon but with weapon evolutions (eg armour + guns add on)
>>48844603>weapon evolutions (eg armour + guns add on) t. WorstKorean
>>48840384Dont you have an Eevee to bread, fascist Croat? >>48839973
Depression and a cockroach Pokemon with a fez
Lots of mountains, farm fields and rivers. The plot would probably involve something about the region transitioning into a new system. Showed through clashing architecture, abandoned factories coupled with a general state of strife and civil disobedience.
>>48846716Nah even if they used that country as a region, they couldn't do that because it wouldn't fly in China.
>>48846743Never really thought about that, but I honestly don't think it will ever get its own region.
>>48839038Designing a pokemon region in Serbia would be right up Gamefreaks alley. Whenever Serbs get heated up - they, for whatever reason, immediately start barricading roads which is one of the main level design principles in pokemon games.
>>48839912Unironically would be incredibly based.
>>48839038Gimme a Serbian Electrode which is just a landmine and have the pokedex entry claim it has used in a war against a neighboring region
>>48839912Legendary Pokemon based on Slavic mythology>Perun: Electric/Fighting>Zmaj: DragonMore ideas:>Cyrillic Unown>Soldier pokemon>Cannon pokemon>Poet pokemon>Tesla invention pokemon>Art Deco pokemon>Water polo pokemon>Serbian mafia pokemon>Pirate pokemon>Gusle pokemon>Beluga sturgeon pokemon>Wedding cabbage>Goulash>Anything from the Byzantine Empire before 1166>Donkey cheese (pule)>A polluted river
>>48839912>>Evil team is CroatI can't name one time in history the Serbs were ever the good guys.
>>48839212Albanians are too poor to play videogames like Pokemon
>>48849369The reason you can't is because Serbia has always been a good guy. It's like when people say the US has no culture. It has a culture, it's just that it's culture has been spread across the entire world, and just about everyone who isn't part of some isolated tribe takes part in it
>>48849369How about all of history?
>>48849766Nah, I remember reading that they are the willing dogs if the Ottomans and actively impeded Albanian attempts to fight back. Croats are better Kebab removers than Serbs who are only good at removing themselves and killing civilians.
>>48839912Artillery Pokemon when?
>>48840011Serbia strong you mean?
>>48841867>stands in your way Marshi I Uçk!!
>>48851186The only thing Croats remove are people who have skin color darker than them (which is pretty rare, but on the rare occasion they get the opportinuty to do it, they seize it)
>>48847634I bet they do Bavaria and Germany first
>>48849369The utashe deserve being called out they were ruthless with the Nazis, based partisans repelled Nazis built Yugoslavia and murdered Stalin
>>48852849But does Bosnian octillery work?
>>48852901Yugoslavia falls apart the moment the Croat/Slovenian gave control to a Serb. Tragic story.
>>48839038>MFW the Poison-type specjalist poisons himself mid-battle and dies...
>>48839912You're forgetting ghost Pokemon everywhere as legacy of Yugoslavia
>>48849328>sea based Pokémon>landlocked nationVeliko sprska hegemonija na mom /vp/-u?
>>48839038>What would a Pokeregion based on Serbia be likethe only pokemon in the region know either explosions or self-destruct regardless of if they learn it naturally or by TM
>>48839167the first girl I ever loved was from Montenegro
>>48853149he was Croatian though
>>48849388Also Albania is an Islamic country, you know, "no fun allowed".
>>48839702Unironically based. Makedonija ftw>>48839754Cope, hellas. Alexander was Slavic
>>48855133 I preffer the term Yugoslav personally, what happened after Tito left his children to their own devices is a an unspeakable tragedy
>>48840066Jebem ti mater u pičku govno jedno, napuši se kurca.
>>48856644ik, but my point was that in the context of the croat-bosniak war, it's a fairly important detail as to where specifically he was from
>>48855126god magmortar is based
Why the fuck are people bumping this thread? What is there to even talk about? It’s a stupid idea and after 90 replies it’s still a stupid idea.
>>48861158Because we LOVE Serbia
>>48861158pokemon in Serbia
>>48861158Because it's such an unusual idea
>>48861158This is way less stupid than what gets posted on this board. actually if the level of conversation on /vp/ were consistently as good as “what if _____ country were a Pokémon region” and the thread was half memes, half facts and anecdotes about the country it’d be a decent board