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What would a Pokeregion based on Serbia be like?
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Cool as fuck. Tupac better be there too.
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I'd like a Serbia region but I wonder how likely it would be. What does Japan even know about Serbia?
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Albania gang rise up
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This part will be DLC and be full of black npcs
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>>48839038
NIKOLA JOKIC
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>>48839126
So would they be pissed and not buy the Serbia Pokemon game or do Albanians even play Pokemon
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The next game should take place in Serbia and/or the rest of the Balkans. That would be so based
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>>48839038
a shithole
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>>48839620
>amerimutt
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>>48839645
>flagless board
>america never mentioned
obsessed
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>>48839651
Except I can tell you're American by your response. Serbia is a beautiful country, unlike your shithole
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>>48839038
7.8 too much no water
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>>48839038
What would Macedonia look like
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>>48839702
Macedonian Pokemon region would be cool as shit. Imagine the ending, you turn to the Alexander the Great statue and it's the fucking legendary Pokemon and it jumps off and fights you
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>>48839038
Mud, generic buildings, snow, industrial locations, sadness.
Holy shit! It's Sinnoh.
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>>48839734
Serbia would unironically be a lot like Sinnoh
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>>48839702
a shithole full of slavmonkeys and analbanians
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>>48839754
No way. Macedonia is based
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>>48839038
>Console in house is bootleg famiclone
>Everybody keeps calling the region the wrong name
>Evil team is Croat
>Tractor pokemon
>Humanoid robot pokemon
>Vampire pokemon
>Molten lead pokemon
>Bat pokemon
>Weasel pokemon
>Bear pokemon
>Duck pokemon
>Nightjar pokemon
>Eagle pokemon
>Crow pokemon
>Warbler pokemon
>Firecrest pokemon
>Wagtail pokemon
>Treecreeper pokemon
>Yellowhammer pokemon
>Milkwort pokemon
>Sea rocket pokemon
>Bedstraw pokemon
>Mixed forests
>Plum pokemon
>Carpet pokemon
>Brass music
>Rock spires area
>Natural stone gate
>Fortress ruins area
>Very long cave area
>Minefield area
>Huge farms in the cities
>No cars because there is no fuel
>All buildings have gray wooden roof, red brick roof, or flat concrete roof.
>Evil team wants to bankrupt the government
>Do you know what you just did? You've taken your first step into VOJVODINA.
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>>48839656
chinga tu madre
see, im not american so you're obsessed
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>>48839912
I already want to play this
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>>48839929
Americans don’t confess they are Americans. That’s like a rapist confessing they are one.
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>>48839912
>Evil team is Croat
based
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>>48839946
The only time we do is whenever we gripe about America ourselves, because any criticism of America is met with 50 (you)s worth of "obsessed yuro"
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>>48839946
So you're telling me you're a rapist?
that makes sense, obsessed rapist
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>>48839038
OST would be baller that's for sure.
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>>48839991
Imagine the remix of Remove Kebab
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>>48839656
nobody cares about your shitty third world country you nigger, like i don't even know what serbia is because is so irrelevant, i just don't think about it because I'm not an obsessed poor yuro like you
Also California, Canada, Mexico, Italy and Spain are better places to make a pokemon region than you're irrelevant shit country you loser faggot
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Gamefreak makes their games based on regions where they traveled to and vacationed.

In other words, no, we’re not getting a Serbian Pokémon region. That would mean Gamefreak would have to travel to Serbia for “research”, and no sane person would WANT to travel to cycling Serbia.
It’s not happening
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>>48839983
They only exist in America so no
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>>48840182
You said that rapist don’t confess that they’re rapist and denying that you’re a rapist by your own premise makes you a rapist, keep obsessing you poor yuro rapist
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>>48840066
Cry more Yankee. Just you wait until Gamefreak announce the new Serbia region for gen 9
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>>48840237
>poor euro

I’m pretty sure the only people who likes Americans are Americans, so call me what you like, it don’t change the fact what I said is true.
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>>48840251
There are literally hundreds if different locations they can use before Gamefreak even thinks about going fucking Serbia.

Name one internationally famous Serbian landmark? I’ll wait
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>>48840251
Screenshotting this for when they announce the Greek region instead
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>>48840283
At least we Serbs contribute to society and the world, unlike you Yanks

Seriously, fuck America
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>>48840345
>At least we Serbs contribute to society and the world, unlike you Yanks

Really? Like what? Lmao
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>>48839656
>Serbia is a beautiful country
it would be without the serbs
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>>48839038
I just pretend that all of Eastern Europe looks like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Metro 2033
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>>48840366
>Americans eating 90 percent of the populations food
>Being uneducated
>Laziness
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>Kosovo
Meme map
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>>48840282
we don't care about being liked by dirty yuros like you obsessed rapist mother fucker, seethe and cope suck my big fat american cock lmao
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>>48840490
we are the richest and most powerful country in the world
we launched a man to the moon in the 60's
we gave you freedom twice, in ww2 killing nazi scums and on the cold war defeating the commie ruskies
you're literally using an american website to cry about america lmao how pathetic can you be
and also we already have 2 pokemon regions based on america. Fuck you and cry me a river faggot
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>>48840490
>>>gets asked about his countries contributions to the world
>>>ignores and starts talking about America instead

Rent free
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>>48839656
>>48840251
>>48840345
Bad bait from someone who isn't even a Serb
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>>48841439
Seriously. Only Britbongs call Americans "Yanks"
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>Regional pseudo is a hard-counter against the Dragapult family line...
KOSOVO JE SRBJIA!
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>>48840556
cope harder 65 IQ brainlets
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>>48839656
Your country exists entirely as a buffer state between the old soviet blocks and muslims.
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Serbian variants will have lots of extra hair like this
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>>48839038
Pokémon but with weapon evolutions (eg armour + guns add on)
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>>48844603
>weapon evolutions (eg armour + guns add on)
t. WorstKorean
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>>48840384
Dont you have an Eevee to bread, fascist Croat?
>>48839973
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>>48839038
This music
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>>48839038
Why?
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Depression and a cockroach Pokemon with a fez
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Lots of mountains, farm fields and rivers. The plot would probably involve something about the region transitioning into a new system. Showed through clashing architecture, abandoned factories coupled with a general state of strife and civil disobedience.
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>>48846716
Nah even if they used that country as a region, they couldn't do that because it wouldn't fly in China.
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>>48846743
Never really thought about that, but I honestly don't think it will ever get its own region.
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>>48839038
Designing a pokemon region in Serbia would be right up Gamefreaks alley. Whenever Serbs get heated up - they, for whatever reason, immediately start barricading roads which is one of the main level design principles in pokemon games.
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>>48839912
Unironically would be incredibly based.
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>>48839038
Gimme a Serbian Electrode which is just a landmine and have the pokedex entry claim it has used in a war against a neighboring region
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>>48839912
Legendary Pokemon based on Slavic mythology
>Perun: Electric/Fighting
>Zmaj: Dragon
More ideas:
>Cyrillic Unown
>Soldier pokemon
>Cannon pokemon
>Poet pokemon
>Tesla invention pokemon
>Art Deco pokemon
>Water polo pokemon
>Serbian mafia pokemon
>Pirate pokemon
>Gusle pokemon
>Beluga sturgeon pokemon
>Wedding cabbage
>Goulash
>Anything from the Byzantine Empire before 1166
>Donkey cheese (pule)
>A polluted river
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>>48839912
>>Evil team is Croat
I can't name one time in history the Serbs were ever the good guys.
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>>48839212
Albanians are too poor to play videogames like Pokemon
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>>48849369
The reason you can't is because Serbia has always been a good guy. It's like when people say the US has no culture. It has a culture, it's just that it's culture has been spread across the entire world, and just about everyone who isn't part of some isolated tribe takes part in it
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>>48849369
How about all of history?
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bump
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>>48849766
Nah, I remember reading that they are the willing dogs if the Ottomans and actively impeded Albanian attempts to fight back. Croats are better Kebab removers than Serbs who are only good at removing themselves and killing civilians.
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Bump
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>>48839912
Artillery Pokemon when?
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>>48840011
Serbia strong you mean?
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>>48841867
>stands in your way
Marshi I Uçk!!
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>>48851186
The only thing Croats remove are people who have skin color darker than them (which is pretty rare, but on the rare occasion they get the opportinuty to do it, they seize it)
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>>48847634
I bet they do Bavaria and Germany first
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>>48849369
The utashe deserve being called out they were ruthless with the Nazis, based partisans repelled Nazis built Yugoslavia and murdered Stalin
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>>48852849
But does Bosnian octillery work?
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>>48852901
Yugoslavia falls apart the moment the Croat/Slovenian gave control to a Serb. Tragic story.
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>>48839038
>MFW the Poison-type specjalist poisons himself mid-battle and dies...
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>>48839912
You're forgetting ghost Pokemon everywhere as legacy of Yugoslavia
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>>48849328
>sea based Pokémon
>landlocked nation
Veliko sprska hegemonija na mom /vp/-u?
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bump
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>>48839038
>What would a Pokeregion based on Serbia be like

the only pokemon in the region know either explosions or self-destruct regardless of if they learn it naturally or by TM
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>>48839167
the first girl I ever loved was from Montenegro
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>>48852755
*ahem*
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>>48853149
he was Croatian though
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>>48849388
Also Albania is an Islamic country, you know, "no fun allowed".
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>>48839702
Unironically based. Makedonija ftw
>>48839754
Cope, hellas. Alexander was Slavic
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>>48855133
I preffer the term Yugoslav personally, what happened after Tito left his children to their own devices is a an unspeakable tragedy
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>>48840066
Jebem ti mater u pičku govno jedno, napuši se kurca.
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>>48856644
ik, but my point was that in the context of the croat-bosniak war, it's a fairly important detail as to where specifically he was from
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bump
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>>48855126
god magmortar is based
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>>48839038
"Silicon Valley"
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Why the fuck are people bumping this thread? What is there to even talk about? It’s a stupid idea and after 90 replies it’s still a stupid idea.
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>>48861158
zivelu srbija
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>>48861158
ZIVELU>>48861613
>>48861133
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>>48861158
Because we LOVE Serbia
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>>48861158
pokemon in Serbia
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>>48861158
Because it's such an unusual idea
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>>48861158
This is way less stupid than what gets posted on this board. actually if the level of conversation on /vp/ were consistently as good as “what if _____ country were a Pokémon region” and the thread was half memes, half facts and anecdotes about the country it’d be a decent board



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