Pokémon UNITE is a 5v5 MOBA where the objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS.READ THE OFFICIAL GUIDE:https://www.pokemon.com/us/strategy/a-minute-by-minute-guide-to-pokemon-unite-battles/>Information (right side for links)https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunitehttps://unite-db.com/>Upcoming- Tsareena Commemorative Update Gift (December 9)- Dragonite>Current- Minor events: https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtml- Patch notes: https://serebii.net/pokemonunite/patch.shtmlPrevious /pug/ thread: >>48817279
This Chinese malware still exists?
With the dred nerf I genuinely think the first rotom isn't that much worse than first dred as long as you play it right. I've had games where one of the top laners and I push rotom all the way into the second goal or I just solo push as the jungler. I usually end up being a higher level than the enemy jungler and the bot laners can get exp from the audinos. If we get the third rotom with all the top goals destroyed then we have too much map pressure for the opponent to win.
Third for I hate when the enemy team has a Talonflame cuz then I gotta play on fucking eggshells and wait until I physically see him use Fly/Brave Bird on someone so I know it's safe to go in without getting oneshot.REEEEE
New scenario when
>>48830589TF is pretty funny/sad when it misses it's one shot move it helpless
>>48830589When I see the fly indicator moving around I chase it and wait for the fucker to drop. He has to come down sooner or later.
I want to play as Tsareena NOW.
The matches I win are because a griefer/afk/noob throwing on the enemy team, and the ones I lose are the same thing on my team.I long for a game where it's fairly evenly-matched and we win or lose based on good plays and merit, and not a single retard (or more) griefing the game.>CopeI just won a match this way. If it was cope I'd be gloating how *I* won it. But I didn't. The enemy ninetails simply lost it for them by griefing their jungler, feeding, then going AFK like the useless dogshit ninetails canonically is.
>New match>Zeraora AFK>Scorbunny leave the match after seeing Zera AFK>Nobody did Jungle>The other two don't want to leave the match>Loss everything, Zapdos too, another AFK (Pikachu)>Charmeleonfag with potion still do not accept to leave.>Finish the game, losing +1200 vs 7 points>In fucking MastersLads, I want to uninstall this game so much, send psychological help, losing like this with Slowbro killed my desire to use defenders for a week at least
>>48831466Pretty sure you should be able to surrender with your singular vote if there's 3afk.
If you win a Bingo, you still lose
I take back every single bad word I said against machamp and gardevoir in my team and now I say fuck the owl, I'm tired of seeing this piece of shit griefing my ranked matches.For fucks sake, THE OWL IS BAD! When will you understand?
>>48831486I assume closing the game isn't the same as being afk, because then, everyone still has to vote
>>48831466not sure why you'd be so upset, clearly the game was unwinnable and out of your hands. just go next
>>48831512They're probably moving around in base while throwing the game to avoid the penalty system.
I've coped and I've coped but I can cope no more.Gardevoir is just no good when every mon has a dash.A glorified Moonblast stunbot provided your teammates aren't glue eaters who can follow up that is if they even need you to begin with.
>>48831498I've had all of that happen at least once before
>>48831466>Charmeleonfag with potionI don't blame the AFK players
I waited with ranked until now and I still got a 5 stack of sweat faggots first game, how are those retards still here?>they still lost because I'm better than the 5 of them combined
Well I just got to ultra a bit ago, and my first three matches in that rank have just had an afk person sitting in the base. Namely fucking pikachu for whatever reason.
>dogshit at mobasI just want to play as a pokemon, I cant improve I have no idea what im even doing wrong
>>48831702I had a game against a 5 stack and we stomped them so hard their Snorlax was only lv9 at Zapdos.I know sometimes randoms try to push for a 1-1-3, but their team comp just screamed tryhard stack.
>>48831750BasedThose retards didnt do a 1-1-3 but their movement in game and the fact that they picked all 5 roles were obvious as fuck
>>48831486nah. I had a match once where all but one went AFK and I was forced to have all three follow me around because LMAO NO CHOICE ANYMORE XD. I tried to surrender twice and we needed both of us to agree and he kept voting no. Right after Zapdos came and got immediately taken I noticed he wasn’t moving so I put up my last surrender vote and it auto went through because I was the only one who wasn’t AFK. Possibly the worst match I’ve ever had to endure
>>48831746What mons are you playing?
>>48831612she needs a third move slot, aka teleport
>>48831772Defenders like crustle, blastoise, and snorlax. I dont play attackers because I hate maining popular characters. I hate having to fight over lanes
>>48831811Ok well the first thing you’re going to want to do is start leveling up focus band, score shield and buddy barrier. Those are your bread and butter held items for defenders. Focus you can stop at level 20 to max out the passive but the extra HP from a level 30 SS and BB are worth it. The main thing you want to do is stay in between your squishier allies and don’t over commit to a fight unless you think you can win it
>>48831498jungler steals an aipom makes it in, but no laner steals lillpup?same thing really
>>48831830I know about the items, I just suck. My gamesense is awful and I just feel lost
>>48831852I’d argue stealing the Lilipup is worse since it sets the jungler behind so much.
>>48831852>>48831876same thing, but Jungler killing an Aipom happens significantly more often.
>>48831852nobody really steals the Lillipup unless it's an unfortunate autoaim accident when clearing the Aipom or if they're already fighting over junglethe only times I've ever seen somebody consciously try and take it, it's always been a battle pass outfit Pikachu and those guys are a different breed
>>48831876I’d agree but the jungler is a retarded faggot 97% of the time so nothing of value was lost
>>48830533Most of /pug/ is Master rank and above 1200 points by now, right? With all the game advice and help given here, there is no way we still count Veteran shitters or worse among our number, right?
>>48831852I haven't seen a laner steal pup for like 3 months now, and even back then it was always Vulpix with her long auto range, accidentally. Nobody does that shit unless its on purpose after jungler steals aipom
>>48831498>"I need backup" after dyingI'm guilty of doing this. But it can't be helped. I'm not going to ping in the middle of a fight when I'm busy trying to stay alive. But when the fight is over I can at least try to draw attention to my plight while I'm waiting to respawn, assuming the situation might still be salvaged somehow. Besides, most pings get ignored anyway, so it hardly even matters when or what you ping.
>potion greniggerOh boy P here we go....
>>48832025Yeah I knew itI'm going to start unstalocking decidueye btw so these fucking idiots don't use him
>>48831498I ping backup after death only because I cant tell my teammates how much of nonwhites they are
>Pick Cinderace>WinSimple as
>first match>AFK rabbit>loseevery fucking day with these fucking rabbits
>there's a mission for spamming the retreat pinglel
>>48830575Main thing is that you have to break their first goal before first Rotom AND be in a position to annoy the enemy team at first Dred AND reasonably contest second Dred. I agree that getting that first Rotom to the second goal is usually just as much of an advantage as the XP from Dred, if not more, but the hard part is managing that without letting your opponents run all over your bottom lane.
That's it for P, I'll try again later when we don't get braindead team mates
>jungler walks up to enemy goal>attacks>I jump in to help them with defender bulk and CC>they fucking run away???
>>48831612since they buffed psychic it actually works much better in almost all scenarios to run PSI/PSY.If people are getting you that often with dash abilities you are not playing positioning well, Garde is a glass canon, so 95% of the time you'll die solo battles outside your area. You gotta position yourself in a way where you always have at least one teammate between you and your enemies.Another thing people think Garde takes a lot to get going, but really, you can get to lvl 6 between 90-120 seconds, and you get psyshock that hits hard, and helps you farm like crazy. actuy.you just gotta keep the lvl curve as much in your favor as you can, and keep an eye on team fights since a PSY/PSI well placed in the middle of one will literally delete the opposition.
>>48831933I've stated to soloq this game a week ago, give me time, I'm now in Veteran ready to Ultra (except that I can't win two matches in a row, fuck the matchmaking)
lemme know when the lobbys open
ahhh yes I love having a big lead and having the opponents distracted away from zap at the 2:00 mark only for our Greninja to try and solo Zap while a Talon is on the field of play
>>48831933i was 1300, dipped to 1100 after the owl haha
seems like Tencent is going to hold back the updates https://www.scmp.com/tech/big-tech/article/3157237/china-suspends-tencent-updating-existing-apps-or-launching-new-apps
>>48832600dead fucking game
>>48832600Wtf? China is retarded
>>48832600>game is already dead>now we won't even get the datamined updates
>>48832600That's why you never ever trust the chinks with anything
why am I running into stacks for the fucking shivre mission
>>48832600That explains why Krafton released a new not-telcent version of PUBG on mobilesBased
>>48832836boosting their win rate
Which Lax build is more useful:Heavy Slam + YawnorFlail + Block
>>48832943flail block cause of block alone, the best defender skill
>>48832943Probably Slam + Yawn, but you're going to have to be ready for the fact that you'll contribute literally nothing after the initial initiation.
>>48832943HS + Block
Is it ever worth taking flame charge over aerial ace with brave bird? You have to prep an auto attack every time you go in with brave bird to trigger the flame charge CD reset with a boosted auto. Whereas aerial ace just straight up gives you a boosted auto to reset it. I really like how flame charge makes brave bird less committal though.
>>48833098flying build on talon is better IMO, brave bird + aerial ace. Obviously fly is good too but it is telegraphed at the end of the day, the enemy team can react to it.Brave bird plus aerial ace quite literally auto wins team fights sometimes. Talon in general is broken, he excels in the room meta because he can push people with his ult off the point (fastest charge in the game btw kek)
why do I have to carry the same worthless shitter every gameis the playerbase that dead? I thought millions downloaded this game
>>48833133>flying build>no fly:^)
>>48833178>download game>get put against 5 stacks with teams of complete idiots (said player is also probably an idiot)>this isn't fun>never touch game againand that's how it is for most people
>>48833098I don't play Talonflame, but Flame Charge just seems better, outside of needing to prep it.
>>48833178fuck couldn't carry his TTV ass this time, its maddening I have to get matched with him
>>48833271check if they're streaming and if they are wait for them to get in a game before queuing
>>48833282yeah I just waited a few minutes before matching but I did the same thing before and still got matched
>>48832600Timi is a subsidiary of Tencent it's likely that this is only for Tencent managed apps and not impacting their subsidiaries too.
>>48831510Owl is bad? U r just shit in the game
sure love how the enemy charizard without flare blitz or fire punch got to walk past the mamoswine and ult me every fucking team fight no matter how far back I played
I'm gonna play Zera every game and take out every owl to make sure they don't everr play it
>>48833402Talon is better at doing that.
>>48832600say it ain't so lads
>>48833486>likely... probably... maybe...ok
>>48833525im not an autist that speaks in absolutes. but look at it this way Riot and Discord would never stop updating their games because of Tencent even tho they hold a majority stake in Riot. it's very very unlikely that would happen to Timi aswell. also if it truly was big news every publication would be shouting from the rooftops "top 15 apps that won't be getting updates anytime soon because of Tencent"
>>48833133Yeah, people are really obsessed with the Fly build right now, but it's just a sort of illusory / aesthetic appeal. They like how it feels more because they don't appreciate the ridiculous advantages BB brings to the table. 'Like how people can't get over the stomp at the end of HHP, even though it's a fucking incredible move in all respects and easily rivals EQ. That stomp makes people hate it.
>>48833566>im not an autist that speaks in absolutesmaybe not but you're something worse
>>48833574Fly (and Flame Charge) bring their own advantages in being able to escape a situation as to not feed the enemy, which is especially important when jungling (which is what Talon usually does). If you can clear the stage before they can get to you then BB works wonders, but in certain situations it becomes a trade at best and a trade you certainly don't want to make.But in the end there really isn't a wrong answer with Talon, it works wonders either way. Except Fly AA. Don't do that.
>>48831510>THE OWL IS BADSounds like you're married to a single style.
Alright it's been a few games of someone going into an autistic rage, following me around all game and doing nothing else but trying to last hit everything.And since that person is from around here, I just wanted to ask, what do you want me to do? What can I do to make you stop sperging out on blastoise.
Hoping to Trio some ranked! Vet+ lobby 92431166
>>48833674Why would you keep playing with him?
>>48833674Holy shit what a cancerous sperghope they stop visiting here if they are from here
>>48833674If he just steals all your farm that's intentional griefing. Name the faggot.
>>48833761That was a nice match. Sorry for any mistakes I may have made. I'll take a break for now.
I stopped playing as soon as I got master, why do all the new pokemon look boring or OP? Also who the actual fuck wanted Mamoswine or Greedent?
Looking for one more to play ranked with 19748493
Fucking Pikachu and Mr mime>>48833892Oops, yeah gg it's fine you did good it's the other guys who were bad
>>48834022>combatesome games are unwinnable but as a mime you should be scoring more goals
>>48834022don't you mean "ayudame"?
>>48834022spics get what they deserve
>>48834022I hate it when people worry about kills and forget to score (or don't have score shield equipped)
Alright I made the game winning play by sniping zapdos and just got cucked by my team that just stood on the enemy goals, not scoring for whatever reason I'll never be able to guess anyone wanna play I guess?
I'm done for today, I picked the wrong moveset by mistake and the Pikachu was so retarded I got tilted so muchGgs anyways P and S
Accidentally hit the wrong button and closed the lobby when I was just trying to get my gacha, ranked lobby 36991688
>>48833987I think they were below our rank. The matchmaking is awful.
>>48834124They were master, actually
>>48834135That's even worse. Wow.
I can’t hit the right buttons to keep a lobby open. I’m braindead I’m sorry. Someone host please
Sometimes I browse here to see if I appeared in someone's match, and know how badly I messed upBut that has not happened yet so I'm glad
Not a single thumbs up :(
>>48833617BB escapes from situations perfectly well, especially if you take Flame Charge. The only downside is the slightly longer cooldown.
>>48834206I’ll put my thumb in your butt
You guys like your ranked outfit?
>>48834311Could not find lobby ;-;
I see they never fixed that issue with charmander is you try to attack and move at the same time. You'll still just start blindly rushing down the lane.
>>48834022>NoaladrogaBased guy, he did a good job
>>48834506shut up noala
you can choose only one
>>48834589Ninetales free ez gg no re
>>48834589I chose Lax girl instead
>>48834589I pick any Unite female trainer with short hair.
Does the male avatar have long hair options?Or does pooh prohibits it?
>>48834724I think the pirate outfit comes with long hair for males.
>YFW this shit happens
So, i finally get the Greninja license for the 14 day login event, any tip for a Talonflame/Slowbro main?
>>48834805hit your abilities, don't rely on auto targeting. play like a pussy unless your ult is up.
>>48834724There are a few.
wigglytuff's ability is so fucking bullshit, why does it trigger even if you use clearly ranged attacks, it is also way too tanky
>>48834765I don’t run eject button so I can’t even avoid it once a minute i just accept my fate
>>48834827He’s a fag but I rarely run into him anymore for some reason despite his ult winning the zap team fight single-handedly
>>48834827So Cinderfaggots and Greniggers who think they can just sit back and autospam all day are forced to visit me for their routine nap.
>>48834765haha what if talonflame could poop on u when she was flying... be pretty gross but i think id like it if it happen to me haha
>>48832600Unite possibly dying is sad but Genshit being impacted (heh) is always a plus in my book
>sub-1100>lose 14 points for a defeat>gain only 12 points for a victoryWhat is this horseshit?
>>48834970>he hasn't had games where he has won 7 and lost 18 oh no no no
>>48833850>griefingIt's called gatekeeping and it's based
>>48834976I saw a streamer in the 1700s 3 stacking and he complained about losing 11 after I beat him so I feel like not everyone has this problem.
I... am forgotten
>>48834981gatekeeping faggots, sure.gatekeeping /pug/ bros is cringe
>just want to have a fun game with Mamoswine>two games in a row with a Cinderace and/or Venusaur going afkFucking Mexicunt faggots
>>48834665Wait, she has a Chatot? What other non-playable/map Pokemon have models in the game besides Sableye and Wingull?
>>48835002That kinda happens when you disappear after the tutorial.
>>48835122The black professor dude has an Elekid, and Shuppet, Misdreavus, and Drifloon showed up on the main menu during the Halloween event.
Any open lobbies?
>every speedster gets the chance for fuck you crits as atk>except Gengar, being sp.atkSo what does he get in compensation? Can I get some execute damage from my auto attacks or something like Greninja?
>>48834805Any /pug/ master of Grenigga or something?
>>48835161there's like 2 of us in here that play a decent amount of greninjawhat's up
>>48835208my sailor girl is the cutest
>maybe things will be better in Veteran!>just had a game where Cinderace, Blastoise, Venusaur and Pikachu all went top>no jungler>desperately trying to hold bottom as Wigglytuff>eventually give up and go top because I’m sick of getting shit on>all of us just up in top getting underfed while bottom gets BTFO. First Dred goes down in seconds>well at least we can get Rotom>their team runs up and steals it because even though I was spamming gather here everyone was busy farming at every other corner of the map>except for Venusaur who was farming crabs and got steamrolled when they ran up to Rotom>he ragequit right after and went AFK>Blastoise didn’t fully evolve until right before Zapdos>no one shows up for Zapdos>no one tries to sneak around and score>no one tries to protect the goals>just farming Audinos right up until the last secondNew Pokemon are cool, but matchmaking fix when?
>>48835273>Veterandidn't bother reading the rest
>>48835167What objects for a offensive+"half" score defender frog?
>>48835487Do you mean held items? You don't worry about scoring, you only score off won teamfights. Scope, Buddy, Muscle. Get muscle and scope to 30
>>48835487boy you need more help than we can ever give you
>>48835038>implying /pug/"bros" aren't faggots
was this a bug where we could see the haunter faming his jungle through that wall?
>>48835153Special attack lifesteal which is only exclusive to Gengar
>>48835153Speedster crit chance is only 10%, except for Absol's skill
>Rock Tomb is now instant instead of needing to manually travel the full distance before deploying>X-Scissor cooldown reduced by 2 seconds. XS+ gives a damage boost or something. Maybe increased crit chance Would this be enough to make any kind of viability in Crustle’s other moves? I almost never see a single Crustle use a build that wasn’t SS/SR and if I do they are so ineffectual that id wish I had any other defender on my team instead
>>48835843if X-Scissor gave it unstoppable like every other Defender had, it would be infinitely better. Nothing feels worse than being interrupted on the first swing and it going on cooldown.
>>48835493Yeah, that.For a first ranked game with Greninja, it was fine, at least better than Cinderace I consider it.>>48835499Not problem anon, sometimes I don't express myself correctly due to the errors that the translator may have (and that I try to correct some errors)
>>48835879this nigga's using google translate to post on a malaysian basket weaving board why
>>48835879Where are you from we fought for your freedom faggot it isn’t free
god, bullet seed greedents need to fuck off, what a worthless build. You do no damage and everything you do is easily interrupted. Just play covet and belch with fluffy tail and you can be almost as insufferable as before.
>>48835879>the mexican greninjas have found our safe havenit's over...
>>48831933I still haven't climbed out of vet 3 after the derank...
>>48832600>>48836026we had a good run boysdon't be sad that it's over, just be happy that it happened
>>48836033How many ranked matches have you played since the start of the new season?
>>48836083idk, enough to be embarrassed but not enough to be frustrated. I'd guess like maybe 30.
>>48836096Your situation is embarrassing indeed, but can yet be salvaged. However if you hit 100 matches without reaching Masters, you need to leave this general.
>>48836102I want to practice mr. mime instead of picking lucario every game though
Watching someone play your main poorly is painful.
>>48836026Nigga, was the first time that I've used Greninja in RankedAlso since when Spain=Mexico?
>>48836195aye yai yai
>>48835530they're the good type of faggots.
shackle really needs a cd reductionhurry up tencent!
Until they fix the matchmaking, I feel like giving up and staying at Veteran rank. Nearly every match has me up against five stacks, and I can't seem to win. It's not like I need the extra Aeos tickets anyways, and I'd rather have fun playing the game than losing my sanity.
>>48836294>Nearly every match has me up against five stacksUnless you're going into 1+ minute queues to get into a game that doesn't happen. If you queue and get a match in the first 40 seconds then you're very likely to be placed against groups similar to yours. Also 5 stacks in Veteran literally do not matter. If you just git gud you can climb out of veteran very very easily.
>>48836294maybe you belong in veteran
>>48836345maybe stop 5stacking like a sissychu though about that, sissy boy?
>>48831498>Not pictured - me still begging for a piece of drawn smut featuring a pair of twink-foxes knotting eachother and clad in overpriced cosmetics How about we crowdfund this into a short comic instead, dear fellow monster-dong connoisseurs?
>me going from veteran to masters in 40 games effortlessly while people complain about being hard stuck in the thread
Interesting to see how many people that were Masters last season when it was easy to achieve get weeded out.
>>48836294All the good 5 stacks have already climbed to master. You are not gonna run into 5 stacks every match unless you climbed to like 1700 elo. Git fucking gud lmao.
>>48836306I always thought you only get matched to stacks after the 30 second mark, then get matched with foreigners after the 1 minute mark. I'm a SEAfag so my 5 stack will start hitting the B button at the 1 minute mark to avoid playing with the Muricans
>>48836547If you solo queue I'm not exactly sure when exactly you get matched with stacks but if you're queueing with 2 other people you're way way more likely to get matched with other 3 stacks.
Masters again baibyy
why does everyone complain about the mexicans when its the indians
>>48836294Holy cope. At least reach master you pleb.
>>48836294is there anything in particular they are doing that makes you think they are a five stack, other than beating you?
>>48836586It's all of them. Minorities need to be ethnically cleansed
Thoughts on Buddy Barrier, Attack Weight and Razor Claw on talonflame? It does require me to play the early game a bit differently but I'm not getting a lot of mileage running Score Shield instead of Attack Weight.
>>48836689If you're laning talonflame you're griefing.
>>48835877>Nothing feels worse than being interrupted on the first swing and it going on cooldown.*laugh in wiggly*
>>48836718yeah fuck you wiggly
>>48836510>You are not gonna run into 5 stacks every match unless you climbed to like 1700 eloLol last season I was at like 1100 and got queued against Lutanos TTV 5 stack.That shit does happen sometimes
>>48835677Not even the best players in the game know how exactly vision works in this game
To that fellow flipfag are you entering?
>>48836932That anon was talking about how he queued into 5 stacks in most of his matches as vet. Which is impossible since that shit only happens in high elo master. I get queued into 5 stacks sometimes too but most of my matches are against solo/duo players.
>>48836967charge your phone
I cannot fucking STAND Cindershitters. If I see another one of you fucking retards sitting in top fucking bush not helping with the team fight and letting your entire team die JUST SO YOU CAN FAIL AT SNIPING ZAPDOS WITH YOUR FUCKING ULT, I am going to lose my god damn fucking mind. You're not that guy retard. You will never be that guy. Even if you were that guy, WERE ALL DEAD. There's no one left to score and no one left to defend our bases. WE FUCKING LOSE ANYWAY. .I swear to fuck the only way to make these pea brain mother fuckers NOT throw the fucking game is to pick the fucking piece of shit character first and take their shitty rabbit away from them like the naughty child they fucking are. Its always Cindershitters. Always and every single fucking game they're in, they do the most retarded shit. No other mon's players are THIS consistently fucking awful to the point where a Cindershitter on your team is a guaranteed loss, despite the character being one of the best in the game
>>48837013Sure let me play just one last game bro
>>48837017This but venusaur/zeraora
I have no family I have no friends I bore of this game I think today is the day
>every game with owl in jungle>YOU LOSE>every game with opponents owl in jungle>YOU WINFucking owls need to stop going jungleThe time to experiment is over. Owl isnt good in jungle You arnt helping one bit and are the equivalent of ninetails or pikachu going jungle. You have zero escape options and are just birdfood/catfood >B-b-but owl can sNiPe objectives!Thats a 40% winrate strat and you know it. Its better to actually carry and wipe the enemy team so you dont have to snipe to begin with
>>48837222Better yet - stop using owl.
>enemy chomp ignored my telekinesis three times in one gameFucker didn’t even have a full heal, I’m so fucking mad right now
>>48837634TK just suddenly not working all the time really kills me.
>>48837222Play with friends anon. Any owl you see online that is your enemy and they win is a preset up team. The game itself is good. Devs are vomiting out dlc at a fast rate and you can get the coins to buy them before they drop for free. The only issue is the price for clothes and match making just being worse. Devs are also to lenient with players who troll and are idling
>>48837634Amnesia is better in soloq anyway.
>Last match to rank up to Masters>It's pretty even neck and neck>Get to Zapdos>Kill most of their team, its a 2v3 >VENU AND SYLVEON ARE TUNNEL VISIONED ON ZAPDOS>Both get murdered by Decidueye>You LoseWhy the fuck do you tunnel vision of fucking ZAPDOS when they're still ALIVE?! Like even when the bastard is hitting them. He's paper thin, KILL HIM.
>>48836399Fuck off to /trash/ with this gay furshit you retarded faggot
>>48836967is that 50 cents usd?
>>48837199don’t do ityou’ll just be teleported to another universe after being shot into the sun
>>48836967>5 dollar tournament to find the best team in expert rank
>>48837199>>48837973in my timeline trump won 2020 and we can’t play this game without jumping through hoops
>block one goalFucking impossible
Resetting ranks is the worst thing this game has ever done, going from masters back to veteran is fucking pain and it makes me not want to play holy shit everyone is fucking retarded
> Everyone choosing their lanes> Cinderace chooses middle before I can > Choose middle as well anyways because I refuse to let retards jungle > Me and cinder fight for jungle the whole time> He presses retreat multiple times but I dont stop> As the match goes on he keeps dying over and over > I end up with 13 kills and get Zapdos> Win Stay mad motherfuckers Ill be the toxic beaner every time if it means I win
>just had a Lucario wait in grass for a split push after losing ZapThe weirdest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. We won because of that dude keeping two enemies busy while I popped the other two with an ult and scored a goal in the last 10 seconds.
>>48838044People are retarded in masters too
>>48838111Yes but at least it doesn't matter then
>>48837199As someone with a stupid amount of family and friends I’ll be stuck and forced to interact with today consider yourself lucky. I just want to smoke cigarettes drink coffee game fap and be left alone like a normal day.
>>48836707Anon, a large part of /vp/ users are Spanish-speaking
>>48837900 I already have been doing this for over two weeks, unfortunately /trash/ is overrun by boob-obsessed anthroshitters and barafags...Lets see if post-Thanksgiving FF is gonna help me out this time with another attempt...
>>48835677Nah there's enough range to see people across there. If you're sitting in Zap grass next to a pad you can usually see somebody walking on to it if you're hugging the wall.I like to be an asshole and snipe through the wall if I have the range.
>>48838214that explains the overall piss poor quality
>>48838214>the mexicans were here all alongAw shit.
>>48838282all of these suddenly vocal mexicans seem to be new playersthey must have just discovered us from somewhere
as long as we don't get philipinos here I'm fine.
>finally discounts>it's only for ugly ass trainer clothes>tfw male avatar in level 30+ accountdamn, kinda regret not picking the girl
>>48838323u dun goof'd malefag
what's up with the lane absols?
If I see one more retard try to backdoor instead of taking Zap I'm jumping off a building, STOP TRYING TO BACKDOOR DUMBFUCKS TAKE ZAPDOS
>>48838372At least wait until the holiday's over to jump.
>>48838372Just won a tied game because I backdoored when the game was even and nobody wanted to pull zap.
>>48838368he’s pretty good in lane honestly
>>48838511he is, he can last hit well and he has a powerspike at level 5 like lucario. he constantly has a dash. score shield scope lens razor claw is pretty good for top lane
Can we get enough people for a Thanksgiving in-house later tonight?
>>48838526I might be on so there’s 1. Or 2 depending how you look at it
>>48838534I’m Mexican and I’m going to have a higher winrate than /pug/ when I hit masters
>>48838583Ya got a long way to go.
>>48838583Get out of great 1st lmfaooo
>>48838583>35 gamesWinrate mattering when half your games are starter bots and the other half is in great
>>48838311I've lurking this board since X/Y leaks, and although by that standard I still consider myself newfag, moba games just started to attract my attention.
>>48838591>>48838597mexican here, this is my first account and it’s masters
oh god we just lured more of them out
>>48838633the last 6 games were after masters and they were the only trio queue games i did. face it, we rule this game whitoid
>>48838247Based anon saving my cropped bussies
>>48838646I'm not white. Good job then if it's mostly solo.
>>48838633This. I’ve got a 75% wr but I know it doesn’t mean dick because I queue 3s and 5s. If you aren’t rocking 65%+ solo you aren’t shit
today's is Thanksgiving?
>>48838648 All it takes is just 5 determined fagets (excluding me ofc, I just like monster'dongs) skipping on feeding this obvious ChiCom money laundering scam 40$ for a virtual cosmetic item and have this hefty sum of 250$ (YES, I want it THIS badly) be put to a proper good use instead...
>>48837700ThisScald and Amnesia are just better solo. Surf and scald are equally good but surf is better with teammates who follow up after the stun
>>48838997I get the same damage with surf and scald. Scald is better in the early to mid game but surf+ is too good to pass up. To compensate for the early game damage I slap muscle band on slowbro.
>>48837222yeah when i try to snipe objectives there is almost always a fucker to zone me
>>48836586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IaHNwaTPI0I used to go in spragels friendlys but the indians raid and ruin every single game, they are awful. This tourney is decided by all five members of one team hiding in the bush at zapdos
>>48838368do you really want them to take the most important role?
>pick jungle first>owl doesn't pick a lane>contests jungle with me>I just stood next to the buffs and used bubble to last hit it>follow him around for the first bees and try to last hit everything>let him lane and take the second buffs>use water shuriken to last hit audinos whenever he tries to farm>stand in goal doing nothing when enemies are attacking him>we get zap anywayWe won in the end but he definitely didn't have a good time.
>>48839130Based fuck owl fags and fags who don’t call lane.
>>48839130sometimes im too busy with my items to call a lane
haven't played in a while, what are the best and worst items and Pokémon rn? Are they more balanced than before? I bought Mamoswine and I've had fun with him
>>48839206That guy definitely did it on purpose when he fucking instalocked owl. I would've played blastoise or elde if he said he wanted the jungle.
>>48839240Before I answer this, when did you stop playing?
>>48839275A fucking while ago, last Pokémon they released at that time was Gardevoir
>>48839294here's the quick rundown then>the pokemon that were top tier and shit at the start are still top tier and shit, with everything that isn't directly top tier or shit being in a decent spot>the newly added pokemon have ranged from being horrendously bullshit at release and reigned down (greedent, sylveon, blastoise) to being shit (gardevoir), with any new additions i didnt mention being in between
>>48839324almost forgot>eject button is still the best use item, but some others have been given pretty hefty buffs>afaik no balance changes have been done on passive items
>>48839294venusaur and talonflame went from bottom tier to top tier
>>48839324what about items then? Are the score shield and biscuit still gimmicky trash?
>>48839344>>48839347wait hold the fuck on>score shield>gimmicky trashif you're running anyone remotely bulky then it's one of the best items in the game
>>48839344don't listen to this retard>>48839347Score Shield is actually somewhat meta right now, even squishy mons run it to get in sneaky dunks at the beginning of a match and juice up their specs/weight. It's absolute bullshit on tanky mons like Lax, Wiggs, and Crustle, who can pretty much just dunk for free at the beginning of a match because nothing can contest their shield so early.
>>48839364Score shield is the meta you dunk and charge Ult fast is the whole point
>equip the new ranked reward trainer outfit>get mvp and my girl does a fist pump into the air revealing her armpitoh my
thanks for the tips guys, though if score shield is meta shouldn't all the items that boost stats after dunking also be pretty good?
>>48839411No. It makes them useful but they still aren’t as good as focus band or buddy barrier. Memeing around in standard with them is fine but they aren’t half as good as those fb/bb
>>48839411Buddy Barrier, Focus Band are Muscle Band are so broken that you don't want to replace them. There are some specific pokemon who benefits from stack items like Lucario with Attack Weight since he can 6 stack 100% of the time.
>>48839392You will never be a woman.
>>48839462t. malefag salty that he can't ogle his trainer
>>48839492Why would I want to ogle myself when I have Gardevoir?
No more Mexicans.
>>48839509why not both?
>>48839515we own this game. sorry gringo
>exactly two weeks until the day of the fruit lassWHY CAN'T SHE BE HERE NOW
>>48839792updates are overlove is over
>>48839792If Tsareena players become as retarded as owl players I'll be just glad that she isn't here right now
>>48838966 >excluding me ofc, I just like monster'dongsWhatever you say, obvious faggot stuck in the closet;P
this game is truly for low IQ retards
>jungler ignores our lane while we're getting fucking demolished>follow him and steal his farms for the rest of the match>vote no every time he votes to surrender>report him for malicious idling when he gives up and afks in spawn
Does /pug/ “soft” even play together lol
>>48840073based as fuck
>>48840073toplane should be ignored 90% of the time
>>48840124why would I play with gay virgin losers lmao
>>48840124no but Hard does
>>48840189We were bottom lane.
Should I buy Snorlax or wait for Gallade?
Galvantula when?Noivern when?Metagross when?
>>48840257Snorlax is cheap as dirt because he's a starter and Gallade is months off because we already know the TWO next releases. Just buy it, you'll make up the coins by the time it comes out anyways
>>48840257Snorlax because we don’t know if Gallade is even coming or when. The only hint is that poll that had Decidueye, Tsareena and Dragonite on itcouldnt give a fat shit about Gallade but Wobuffet FUCKING WHEN
>>48840257Anon by the time Gallade is out you could probably buy 8 Gallade
>>48840263>galvantulaLeaked as a map mob.>noivern>metagrossWe just don't know.
>bot match>bots on my team choose a dupe role
>>48840124nah they just jerk each other off on discord
>>48840124I got invited once but forgot the code and haven't bothered asking since, lol.
>>48840124Couple cliques/groups of 2-3 that play together and then a few random standard and ranked lobbies throughout the day
>>48834614Excuse me but what exactly is getting cropped out from the right-hand side of that image??
>>48839951>Imagine willfuly skipping on half the possible fun simply due to a personal bias... Tough luck frendo, as even Gardevoir has a dong in this game :-)
>>48840380>he fell for the "everyone in pokemon unite except wigglytuff is a boy" discord groomer memeLMAO
>>48840379she's earning money to buy the outfit for her ninetails
>>48840389Are hermaphrodites still a thing? All you hear about is fags trannys furries what happened to the real OG freaks
>username>decidueyefagThey don't even try to hide it anymore
>>48840389Telcent and Chinese people use by default the male Pokemon designs, someone would even have to check the code and see if the 100% female Pokémon do not appear with a male tag lmao
>>48840516i dont know what this is suppose to mean. Is this a mexican name somehow?
>>48836237Needs cd reduction if you hit full charge at full range + stun
>>48840263come back in march, that's when new ones we dont know about will start coming
months after the game's release it feels like the meta barely evolved at all
>>48840662>S Tier pokemon still S Tier>Bottom Tier pokemon still sucking crumbs of buffs out of the carpetof course the meta barely evolves.
>>48840662because tencent doesn't give a shit about patches or fixing the matchmaking
>>48840662because im still having fun the way it is
>>48840389 >Wigglytuff (25% male) >posts Blissey instead So much blind rage coming from you, dear Anon - that cant be healthy...
>>48840703well, you aren't going to be having fun for long when the game dies because a lot of people are quitting over the staleness.
>>48840683>>Bottom Tier pokemon still sucking crumbs of buffs out of the carpetVenusaur and Talon were both bottom tier at launch though
>>48840722meanwhile, Garchomp, Gardevoir, and Gengar still suck
>>48840722So was Wiggly.It was super squishy and honestly felt like it had half a kit before they buffed its HP and defenses to almost Snorlax-tier.
>>48840662You’re copeing hard. We’ve seen a state when people thought the best items were shit, we’ve seen snorlax and cinderace nerfs early busted gengar talon go from weak to strong venusaur from useless to godmode sylveon doing insane damage greedent bullshit blastoise godmode there was a time when 1-1-3 wasn’t run I’ve started seeing 3-1-1 we’ve seen invading counter jungling we’re starting to see supporters run as main tanks a jiggly nerf. Lucario is obnoxious for the first few minutes but falls off hard venusaur talon flame zeraora probably all are slightly overtuned other than that the game is the most balanced it’s been yet. Streamers are afraid to branch out and try new things stop looking for the meta be the meta
can't wait to play as tsareena so I can crack people's skulls between her thighs
>>48840634Literally his username is called trash-san, like DecidueyeWas it so difficult to grasp?
>my team-a gibble and a ralts both going mid-charmanderino afk at spawn-slowpoke last hitting every mob>your team-gengar ganker who consistently 2v1 gibble and ralts-cinderace last hitting every boss-unkillable Lucario-blissey pocket healerWe are not the same.
>>48840841>we’ve seen snorlax and cinderace nerfsstill both top tier since the start of the game>talon go from weak to strong venusaur from useless to godmodetanlonflame is decent, nothing more. Venusaur is the only big change>sylveon doing insane damage greedent bullshit blastoise godmodethey're new Pokemons so it doesn't countmeanwhile Gibble and Ralts are still deadweight for 90% of the game and not strong enough after that to make a comeback, Slowpoke is still outclassed by every other tank, Charizard is still a punching bag, Lucario is still top tier since basically forever, etc
>>48841164>tanlonflame is decent, nothing moredipshit. Talonflame alone contrubited heavily to why Ninetales and Cramorant aren't considered meta anymore, with Pikachu barely scraping by because it has an on-demand max range stun. It's rarely ever put in S, but you'd have to be delusional to consider it anywhere below first or second in A.