What's on your mind, /vp/?
>>48429249Just finding it weird some lewd Pokemon artists are moving on to PAW Patrol for some reason.
>>48429254UN UN UN UN UNFSHSHSHSHSHHSSHHSWHHEEEEEEUN UN UN UN UN
>>48429249Dicks, Cookies and Loneliness
>>48429249I want to cuddle a Natu
>>48429261They found more kids to groom
Nothing, I woke up at 4 am and my head is empty.
>>48429261>PAW Patrol is a Canadian computer-animated children's television seriesthe fuck>>48429264sorry to hear about the loneliness anonhope you can find some dicks or cookies soon>>48429266cute>>48429269Milotic looks fun to hug too
>>48429261>lewd Pokemon artists are moving on to PAW PatrolWhat the fuck???? What kind of people make porn of preschool show characters unironically?
>>48429249Right now? How much I wished Yoshi-Hashi didn't exist.
>>48429249 I am unironically gay for pokemon dicks, despite being a hardcore homophobe who would kill IRL fagets if paid to do so legally What the fuck is this place doing to me?
hello I like jumpluff so much
>>48429616You haven't jerked off to monster dick enough if you can still form coherent sentences. Do it again.
>>48429249I want to fuck that drunk Eevee!
>>48429648Like that Gif?
>>48429249I hate going to banks. Every instance I visit one out of necessity drains my soul and stresses me out.
>>48429648Damn you outrun me.Imagine how she gets hornier while drinking, and starts seducing you with her drenching cookie.
>>48429249I'll never be able to vore everyone as a Pokémon and shit them out.
>>48429616Male Pokémon do not hold any of the same connotations as gay men.
>>48429249Wait, so if Uxie can wipe memories by looking at you with open eyes and that's it's attack. Do you get filled with divine knowledge if it opens its eyes and it's at peace?
>>48429249Like. Whenever I have a brain fart and can't think of the word I'm trying to think of, is it because my Uxie is looking at me?
>>48429648but that would be like fucking a dog
>>48429750No, it would be like fucking an eevee
>>48429249allister's giant ass cheeks crushing bea's pelvis area
nothing i just woke up
>>48429249see>>48429784Doing some Dex expansion on the region for the Pokerole game I run on Sundays. Gonna throw in another 50 pokemon for an even 300.
>>48429638 >>48429682 I would understand it being some 'armored closet' issue if not for the fact that obvious Barafag things like >PicRelated Isnt what really makes me going...
now im thinking about how she was robbed
>>48429249Astounded how every bit of additional info on the DP remakes just make them sound worse. Now even the audio. Why would it be so hard to make a remake from a DS game from 15 years ago?And worse, why do I want to buy and play what all signs point to be a soulless remake? That's the sort of stupid things are on my mind right now in regards to Pokemon
>>48429984"Soul" and "Soulless" have no objective, quantifiable meanings and therefore anyone who uses them is saying "I have no argument so I have to use meaningless buzzwords". It's no different than calling something good because it's "Fun" without being able to elaborate on why.
Working on adding a few moves to my homebrew pokemon game to help buff some weaker rock mons. So far I'm happy, I've got a couple other ideas in process but these four I've settled on. The last two are pretty specific moves for just a couple mons I really wanted to help out like Magcargo and Carracosta
>>48429249The blatant genwarring every fucking day that the jannies don't give a fuck about because it drives up traffic.The negativity that permeates each thread from the moment it's created to the instant it's archived.The fact that this board will never improve because we've all outgrown the brand that we once loved as children. That GameFreak has abandoned us because we got older.This place fucking stinks.
>>48429249Half the people here are pedophiles and expect you to care about their opinions
>>48430025>we've all outgrown the brand that we once loved as childrenSpeak for yourself, I think every gen has something good to offer and that the franchise is still fun to play, and I'm out here pushing 30. I just didn't let cynicism and 4chan's odd obsession with unattainable perfection infect me. I know how to love something despite its flaws, and IMO it's the sign of a lesser man who can't love something despite its problems.
>>48430031>I just didn't let cynicism and 4chan's odd obsession with unattainable perfection infect me.I just personally find it hard to not see modern Pokemon through a critical gaze. It all just feels disappointing to me, even looking back at the games I played as a kid. All these opportunities to improve on things never taken, only to see them in other franchises.
>>48430050That's because you're still wearing nostalgia goggles man. I took them off and realized gen 1 is an unfinished dumpster fire of a game a long time ago, I've tried three times to Play red via emulation but its issues compound so quickly I find myself saying "Man I wish I was playing Firered right now". Conversely I think gen 7 aside the more recent games have been on an upswing. EXP Share's change means grinding forever to beat one tough fight is a thing of the past and gives me incentive to swap my team around as the game goes on because Now I can quickly level up pokemon without swap-training, and infinite TMS means I can experiment with movesets more. The thing in ORAS that lets you chain pokemon to get specific ones or find certain ones on the map was amazing, and from my time playing Radical REd I think I'd enjoy the Dynamax Dens or whatever in SwSH - haven't had the chance to play them yet though. I just feel like every gen was at least a slight step forward over the last, with new improvements, better graphics, and new mechanics enhancing the experience - I just fucking wish they'd stick to a gimmick. I liked mega evolution, can't speak for z-moves, and dynamax is just.. Your pokemon gets bigger and loses its moves for special max moves? They need to pick a gimmick and stick to it rather than throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
>>48430000Quads confirm - "SOVL" is a buzzword even moreso than 'fun' ever was
>>48429249Right now? Cute little pokemon boys crossdressing
>>48429249I want to be left alone, but I'm also very lonelyPic not related, it's just a nice pic I found
>>48429288New to r34?
About to start shiny hunting him in HGAlso some loose thoughts on BDSPI like the visual presentation a lot honestlyDon't really care about the exp share or TM stuff since VGC is still going to be held in SwShJust disappointed with some of the OST that we've heard now, still looking forward to the rest of it at release. Hoping they don't butcher Route 216 https://youtu.be/Ybi_vUST3ls
>>48429249i fear the downfall of the franchise....BDSP seems to be half-assed. Legends Arceus is even worse. People are okay with it and are buying that shit. Preordering double packs while being alone and having no friends. Slap the pokemon logo on literall shit and people will preorder it and defend it as if their lives depend on it. Shills like Joe who have a huge following, but are total faggots, ruin it even more.
>>48429249Eevee is the cutest pokemon, change my mind
>>48429249Why am I on this god forsaken board at 2am on a Friday?
>>48430967Dont despair, i assure you you´re here on a thursday, 05:15pm. Its allright :)
>>48431024Those aren't canine pokemon
>>48431024>father juice Aren't those MaleTears?
>>48429946Lemme guess anon, you want him to shred your butt?
>>48429249the adult pokemon champions are all pedos
>>48429249Don't take the neet pill
Jannies got bribed by IceTails and axed a kino thread the exact moment I just learned that Toyomaru is actualy a NSFW handle for Ōta Masanori AKA Masamune Shirow - guess the dumb schizo couldnt take the heat anymore... >>>48428998
>>48432299I have no idea who those japs are
>>48432490You are implying that im unable to get laid for external factors - but its me who refuses to interact with female humans, well knowing what mayhem they are able to raise and get away with anything they do unpunished...
>>48432497 The autismo behind GiTS and Appleseed, and apparently he also did that one JJBA h-Doujin with the MonkeyCaptain and that pointless tag-along girl it got hots for...
>>48432548Then you might as well be a homosexual
>>48432638 Dont make me mad Anon, faggots are gross and full of AIDS - you cant say the same about pkmn>>48432084Yes actually, hes honestly one of the few non-biped ones Id willingly submit to if hed promise to be gentle with me>>48432046KEK, nice observaton Anon :)
>>48432691>doesn't like womenYep, gay
>>48432729 Western human trash foids? Yes... Women in general still make me hard, as long as theyre beautiful and nice as persons - shame that they are so easily duped by corporate slave-drivers into shamelessly whoring themselves out for getting some overpriced big-name logo's stitched-togerher rags, plastic/electronic toys & shiny rocks that drasticly drop in value within mere months >go bang a hooker Thats not even remotely the point, you bugchaser
>>48432729>Implying modern womyn count as humans - let alone real females
Stop being an incel.
>>48433263>incelThat implies my actions aren't voluntary
>>48433263 Stop biting more than you can chew with your '"other mouth"' :^)
at the moment?thanks to icefox, dhelmise porn, its not my fault
>>48429249 I am slowly recovering from updog as usual... Also a piece of plank with a rusty nail grazed my eyelid today - pic (almost) unrelated
>>48429249It was a craving for ice cream, but now I'm thinking cookies instead.
>>48434386cookies of the fortune variety?
>>48433767>rusty nail grazed my eyelid todaythe fuck, how? Glad you still have both eyes anon.
>>48434519Why would I want fortune cookies specifically? They're kinda lame.
>>48434625Dog fucker joke
>>48434679I-I don't get it
>>48434591 Making kindling from our old levelled shed floorboards and wall-planks by using a knife&hammer instead of an axe (cause it broke a day earlier)... Thank RKS its nothing serious besides some swelling and a runny tearduct ;-(
>>48434791>>48434625Leave while you still can - heres a hint:
>>48429249thats a sexy looking drunk feline you got there
>>48429265Stupid sexy riolu
>>48429261I did not need to know that. Die for that.
>>48429249I want to draw for others but I hate the bastards and newfags that infest the drawthread
>>48429249The $8.49 Crazy Calzoney™ from my local Little Caesar's™ Pizza.
>>48435141I miss the alola days of the drawthread. Ever since Tracey died it's been a downward spiral.
>>48435211swimsuitfag and the resulting uptick in people trying to start drama or epic btfo memes were the killer
>>48435222I haven't been in a drawthread in months is swimsuitfag still a thing?
>>48435211I always did regret never talking to tracey even once, I feel like we could've been really good friends. The drawthread had already been spiralling since before though
>>48429249Thinking about the shiny event arceus I lost.
>>48429249I'm spending WAY too much time building an ingame team for something that isn't even a challenge runAlso cute girls
>>48435095Don't worry. They'll come back to Pokemon. Eventually.
>>48429249debating commissioning a shitload of porn of certain niche mons i like because i know no one else is going to do it
>>48435761well you have to tell us what mons now anon
>>48429249The love I have for my Espeon wife.
>>48435842This but I'm fucking his Espeon wife with my BBC.
>>48435761>>48435787I also want to know
>>48435787nosomeone recognized me as "that _____ guy" the other day and i didn't like iti don't really want to be that guy
>>48435863Can you give us a clue?
>>48436098nosorrythis was a mistake i didn't mean to draw attention to myself again
>>48435186 My heart clogs up just from looking at it Anon...
>>48429249egging up tight eevee cookie
>>48435863 GaryOakPoster? GardieClerk? DiaperfagShinx? TypooSpammer? IceTailsSchizoid? You're on an anonymous imageboard - how could anyone recognize you, dear Anon?
>>48435761better be centiskorch because all of the good stuff right now has the fire gym leader I forget his stuff
>>48429249I've been wanting to start drawing and posting art again but I'm too scared to actually try!!!!! why am I so afraid of posting online when literally everyone does it!!!! even on anon I've always had trouble posting, I've been on this site for more than a decade and I'm still afraid of hitting post!!!!!!!!!!!! I've had enough
>>48439548because you haven't gotten enough cum tributes, apparently. Try asking for some next time.
>>48439548To be fair the anons on this site are pretty toxic at times. You never know if you'll be flamed or solar beamed or something.
>>48439556you're a cum tribute anon, thanks for replying to my post I feel better
>>48439570I feel like it should be a lot easier though, at least here you don't really have a name attached to your stuff. social media is like, too much since you leave an entire trail for people to nitpick
>>48439571shove me up that 14 inch long dick your fursona undoubtedly has and I'll give you enough masculine strength to actually post art for once. still deserve more, but you're welcome all the same.
>>48439590what a deeply profound gentleman, your posts are more than enough you wonderful thing you
>>48439548 tbqh Id love to draw some cool quality smut myself that isn't just "horsecock/dogenis everywhere LMAO" but my hands are too fucked up to draw a straight line without a ruler, and paying for requests is out of the question (poorfag gonna poorfag)
>>48439619Not self-sacrifice. The others aren't worthy. Besides, it means I can do some snacking myself while I'm in there. I can always sniff you out, you know.
I'm bored as shit and work sucks.Going to plan my next fetish fics.>>48435307Reminds me of when I lost my copy of X with a living dex, including every event from Gen IV to that point.
>>48429249Been marathoning MLP with /mlp/ for the first time since I left the fandom in 2015 and it's awakened a well of nostalgia in me.This franchise hasn't really been worth keeping up with in recent years, and the board/fanbase don't really make a lot of interesting things other than art/porn to keep me busy, nor does anything else currently, so I might explore the mlp side of things for a bit again....watch me come running back here in a week tops once my honeymoon is over.
>>48439670are your hands like physically really messed up? if not then pretty much anyone can draw, it just takes some dedication and consistent honing, which can be easy if you just draw a lot of stuff you like in the first place. you also don't really need straight lines to paint even digitally, and stabilizer is a thing that straightens your lines for you if you'd still rather draw anyway. this is the choppiest style I have on hand but you can totally work with messy looking stuff.>>48439681you sure you have the right person? you're funny though I like you
>>48439775Not him but what do you draw, anon?
>>48439830a little of everything I guess, I've yet to dip into smut though, just seems like I'd be selling out if I did even if I've got nothing really against coom artists. I used to be really active in the drawthreads here, I haven't even been on /vp/ in a long time but I figured I'd try to find a relevant thread to drop off some old art I never posted and got distracted heh.
>>48429249I want to fuck Pheromosa
The feasibility of my death.
>>48429249... Pokemon could be real... Our world could be fucked up by meteors and Xerneas could come by to revive everything and either Pokehumans or Pokemon out of the corpses while Groudon and Kyorge reshape the landscape.
Thinking about violence
>>48430117>realized gen 1 is an unfinished dumpster fire of a game a long time agoDo you think Generation 8 is similar? While I don't DESPISE generations 6 and 7, I think they could use some work, and generation 8 outright feels like generation 1 in quality to me.
>>48432084That's no chadbreon.
>>48431024What if I like burly girls though? What's wrong with that?
>>48429249i keep giving into gamefreak even if i say that i won't buy it>i won't buy it i won't buy ita week after release i'll buy it
>>48441955I should look slightly earlier in the thread for context, whoops.Still, I'm going to catch female variants of these Pokemon and you cannot stop me.
every time i visit this board I feel angry yet I can't stop
>>48429249Its 2am and I need to wake up in the morning early
>>48429249I could fuck my mom with a simple request. The chance she will say yes is literally 100%. But she has an STD.I have no idea if I should just put a condom on and risk it or just accept that thems the breaks and forget about it.
>>48429249bug pussy, mostly.
>>48443003a-anon that's lewd
>>48443013yeah, it is.
>>48441936>swaps PP-up for PP-max I dont homosex, BUT(t)... How does he do it?
>>48429249How much of a fucking mistake the switch away from 2D was for this franchise
>>48443875It's not even the fact it went from 2D to 3D itself, it's that it was handled so poorly. At least in my opinion.
>>48439775 T B H its mostly just hardcore CT making me unable to hold a pencil/pen after ~15mins of writing or even using a mouse - I thought recently maybe doing something like "finger-painting" on a tablet and rescaling it on PC to rearable resolution or the sorts - no idea how feasable doing something like that could even be tho (and naturaly Id have to get myself a huge as fuck drawing tablet to do so)
>>48443947I just think GF was always a little incompetent and behind the times and prone to cutting corners. And the move to 3D multiplied and magnified all those qualities that were maybe a little easier to work around in 2D, and now it's to the point where the problems outshine what made the series great in the first place.
>>48444026I agree, but I'd also like to add that not only does the scope of the game not match up with employee count, but it's clear that after XY, they threw in the proverbial towel. XYsider's leaks had a lot of shit that explained where XY went wrong, and when it sold "well enough", they decided it just wasn't worth pursuing better.That's how I view it anyways.
>>48439775>>48444005I totally forgot that all modern MSpaint versions now come with fake-Crayon/Chalk drawing tools by default, since Ive never used it for anything else than cropping pics and shoddy censoring
>>48429249how gamefreak didn't include gogat in swsh
>>48429249>Good newsI'm getting my PC upgraded at the end of October>Bad newsSince I'm going to be getting a new hard drive I'm just going to reset my PC in the windows settings. I'm very paranoid that if I don't reset then the guy who's going to be upgrading my PC and will be transferring the files will see all my fetish stuff and roms. I don't know how he'd see me if he saw some of my fetishes like peril and asphyxiation (in certain scenarios) or mild guro.
>>48444344kek I love how I could tell this was fetish art before even reading the post, never change, /vp/.
>>48444344Well... Move your shit over to a external harddrive?
>>48444344buy a $10 thumb drive or something?
>>48429249Months later, still working up the courage to sue my old workplace for letting me go after I reported being harassed by my co-workers. Technically not fired, since I am employed by a company that workplace had as a client. Legal stuff just freaks me out, & I don't want to lose my life savings on a lawyer.
>>48444344If you're paranoid someone has bugged your windows install, it's fairly easy to make something that survives "resetting" from the windows settings menu.Download the windows 10 ISO onto an empty USB drive using the official tool: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10Boot from it, delete the old windows partition, and install in the newly unallocated space. This will make sure nothing survives.Look up guides on youtube if you're stuck, there's a million of them, and knowing this also helps you install windows on PCs that don't have it yet, or repair utterly broken installs.
>>48444492>If you're paranoid someone has bugged your windows installWhat do you mean? When you reset on windows 10 it deletes everything but reinstalls windows for you. I'm not looking to 100% delete everything on my PC, just a reset so it looks like it's someone's first time turning it on. I was planning to reset in the first place because I can redownload the roms from the internet and dump all my images on a discord server. Thanks for the advice anyway.
>>48444530Windows will reinstall itself using the currently running windows install, so if a virus embeds itself into the base system, you're in for a bad time. The USB reinstall method will nuke everything off of the drive you're installing to (not necessarily *all* drives), but it makes sure everything is clean, isn't really difficult, and I'd rather be safe than sorry.It depends on how much you trust the person who upgraded it, really.
>>48444579I observed UEFI malware when I tried a recovery drive. Or the recovery drive was infected. It may not be so easy.
>>48444411I'm in a similar situation anon
>>48444597UEFI malware is significantly less likely I believe, and if by "recovery drive" you mean the bootable USB, you can always make that on a different PC I guess.
>>48444602Rough, isn't it? Have the courage to try.
I should have learned to make art and other creative stuff a decade ago. I still would be a loser, but at least be an old loser who did some cute paintings.
>>48444605When the bloody stuff also infects a fresh linux install with no evidence at all that it's there. I start suspecting it to be sofisticated enough for UEFI.
>>48447010I'm just hoping for anon it isn't. I believe you but I haven't seen one of those in the wild yet...
just found out not all legendaries and starters are in swshwtf were they thinking??
VoreMay elaborate further later
>>48443848>>48441936 I may have been joking earlier, but now I seriously need an explanation for this shit - after reading the non-H doujin starring this swole fucker I honestly was left with an inexplicable raging boner akin to watching some lewds before fapping, what the fuck is happening to me?
I want to hug starmie, and gently caress its gem
I WANT TO FUCK EEVEE AND PUMP MY CUM INTO ONE OF IT’S HOLES SO GOD DAMN BAD YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
>>48430570I know that feeling.
>>48429680you have a problem
>>48429680That's a really fucked up way of saying eating.And yes you still don't get to eat them.
I want a job by the end of the month
>>48429249been thinking about absol latelyhonestly? i was browsing /vp/'s catalog just to find an excuse to post him, so thanks OP