Cake EditionMake yourself comfortable and Post Eevees!
>>48387751Happy birthday Peyton!
>>48387751The last /ef/ thread died pretty quickly, I hope this one survives longer
me on the left
>>48388601 Make room for a true AlphaMale you sissy fagets
>>48388810Seeing this unbearably handsome thing honestly makes me wish I could draw better than CWC :-(
Ayo bruhs I really really like vaporeon he's my njgga
Sylveon is so pretty!
>>48389390I wish there was more translated Azuma's art
>>48389256Tell Vaporeon to stop bullying Flareon
>>48387751why are you croatian
Look at his wee little booties
>>48387777Happy Birthday and best luck with quads!
>>48387751Cute design but fondant sucks ass
>>48390024 Rubber shoes in motion!
>>48388868 Good to know, Im gonna bread my Eevee right now ;^) >>48389890S nami Boh
>>48388512It has 3 stocks I wouldn't be worried
>>48389130Are you the cringey faggot way too into describing pokemon dicks everytime someone posts a link to the randompokemon roulette site? What do you got in store for this glowy bad boio?
>>48391825 >Stocks What?
>>48391953what you don't play smash? what are you a fucking loser? you fucking loserstocks = lives
>>48392322 Sylveon is in 5mash? When did it happen? I dont have a Switch... ;_;
>>48392403Just as a support character. So it can be present on the field as a low poly model. But that's it.
>me on the right lapping the "milk" out of my bf's asshole post sex versus him on the left doing it for meahhh, equality love is truly the best <3
>>48395179Dumb perverted horny KatFische - theyll never learn...
>>48395434How rude! they are friends.
>>48395434Nigga what the fuck is this
>>48391940Not him but I sure would love if more than a single person ever had the sheer ballz to depict him with a Fossa-esque penor, like in this one of my fave pics that I once got banned for posting cropped and spoilered not so long ago
>>48395793 Do you want be spoonfed the source? You can still say nope if youre not a brave enough boy...
>>48395977>OC-sparkleshit I think that I know why it happened
>>48388601 Me completely outside of the pic, stuck in the HornyGulag once again...
>>48388601What'd he whisper into your ear?
So. Umbreon ears? They're hollow or low-density soft flesh for omnidirectional sound trapping in low-noise environments while also being able to be moved to locate the souce of the sound.
>>48397519If there were a sound type it'd be supereffective against dark.
>>48397519wuthave you been smoking weed again dork
>>48398914You never spent time considering how pokemon anatomy works? baka
>>48399793I dunno, but leaf blade was never an option.
>>48399793Can't I just fuck you instead Rhubarb, I'm allergic to fish!
>>48400305W-Wha, n-nooooooo!*ACHOO, ACHOO**sniff*>raspy voiceRhubarb, help me... I can't handle these fish sticks...
>>48400389>>48400428There, you have been saved from the horny fishes
End of dump.
Post Eevee butts
>>48401339BEGONE KO~oh wait, wrong thread ;^/
>>48399793Somebody looks quite thirsty...
>>48391550Sorry it took me so long, Serbian subhumans had stole the power cables from my oven again... Uživajte u jelu <3
>>48399793>you know what that meansYou mean, we can play Free Willy in a musical?
Reminder that J*lteons will not replace us
>>48403582Take the Jolteon pill, Anon...
>>48403582I think you drank too much booze. You wrote symbols and wrote "Jetsons" wrong. Of course they won't replace us! This is /vp/ and not /co/!
Okay, but which eeveelution has the biggest pawpads.
>>48403582 Voldo stop please, or there will be consequences - specificaly the 'get an entire feesh-kat stuck inside your peepee for a day' sorts of consequences...
>>48403697Flareon, he has the biggest paws
>>48403843Eww put that out! Don't you know that there is no weed inside?
>>48403582Reminder that Jolteons are cute!
>>48403582As a Jolteon fan I agree, we're like the Detroit Lions of the eevee fanbase, can't stop losing
>>48404363J*olToids kidnap children and use their blood for dubious rituals.
>>48391940 TQBH I didnt think of anything much different besides what >>48395977 has already stated with maybe some neat aesthetic alterations (I dont fancy how Fossas have both of their barbed knots placed about midway their shafts, instead of the bottom and near top of shaft), almost making it ressemble a spiky 'Hanoi Tower toy' made of meat (with its stack of 3 overlapping bulbs I cannot think of anything else for a metaphore)... I sincerely hope that you didn't mind spilling my beans again '(,-_-.);
>>48403843I kinda wish that he would stop wanting to rape the big end of my vintage Chevy without me resorting to spaying him...
>>48405397>no tail LMAO! ! !
>>48405397Dayum! I'd buy that for a dollar!
>>48399793How I love it when they are clearly presenting but they are off screen so you only see the rumps, or when they are also presenting but they're facing the viewer or their vertical lines are obstructed by the male's body so you never see them... There should be some tags for that on e6
Anyone else notice that Leafeon has labrador eyes except bigger?
Anyone else notice that Leafeon has free facesitting appointments available?
>>48405878Thought that was flarey spreading her legs from the thumb
Redpill me about eevee fags, how autistic are they?
>>48407617Only vaporeon niggas are autistic
Okay I got 2 projects going on; a comic book and a video game both centered around Eevee-like creatures. Nintendo doesn't have shit on me, I will sell it like hot cakes.Which project do you guys want to get involved into?
They've got the purest hearts in this entire world! You will never find someone endearing and charming like a person who loves eevees so much.Bonus points if said persons are into plushies of eevee. Those persons are the holy grail. If you reject one, you will pay for that.t. Actual plushfucker who would love to upload an Eevee plush but the connection is slower than the Captcha invalidating itself.
>>48407841>>48407617reply to 08:19:46
Sup fuckers, this is probably my last time on this site for awhile because I got a job and I'm no longer doing shitty work like grocery list a lawn mowing so I won't be here as much at all. I will still come here of course, but maybe once or twice a month, but it might be a bit before that happens.> you should be able to protect yourselves from dragon scum by now! :)
>>48408877Good luck with your new job!Also can you send me your entire folder of Sylveon pics? you have some good stuff that I can't find anywhere else anymore, and I need them to protect myself and other from dragon scum.
>>48408877UV is finally gonna fuck off for good... So long and thanks for all the gay FishDoges ;-p
>>48405220I was expecting something more elaborate from you Poke-dickAnon, still quite a cool shitpost though...
>>48409485>hopeless shitmon is still going at it...KEK-ed a little :)
>>48409848Flareon just wants a friend...
>>48409826Well if you dont mind if I steal a quoute from the inventor of LifeDay: I feel that I may have gone too far in a few places, that Eeveelution shitpost was way too long for my comfort and quite a chore to write one handed ;-)
>>48410422 >Belly-button EROTIC!
>>48411588This is adorable as fuck.
>>48410153I like flareons, mine carried my Y fire monotype run
>>48412926It's just that poor Flareon gets constantly bullied by others.
>>48389880>>48413027Flareon had enough of Vaporeon's bullshit.
I hate this stupid puffball so much you guys fuck.
Bruh i think I'm beginning to become obsessed with vaporeon.
>>48416505Do you want to be my boyfriend? We can explore together why that cute feesh is attracting human males so successfully!
>>48387751haha can no one post umbreon colored people make me angry
>>48416711U need to get a father figure.
>>48417096Oh you mean like in the song by George Michael? Hell sure! :3
>>48417240 >Master please, lets do it - just this one time... >You wont be simgle aynymore with me~ >We can even use my "other hole" if its more what you're into ;-) *Sprays Repel* NO WAY, VAP!
>>48420628Yes way, Vap!
>>48420686 >Darkot underwater HE CANT BREATHE! ! !
>>48420628Bruh u gay
>>48421799 No way fag 8^€ Want a link to full vid?
Considering that PLA is going for the Hisui regional forms being LOLminerals! anywhere applicable, would you be content with the new E.V. evo(s) being Rock/Ground/Steel?
>>48424119more eeveelutions or altforms for them would be cool
>>48429203 Together with shiny Espeon they're known as 'the Piss-green Bros'>8^)
>>48429515>Bros'All Espeon are female.
>>48429711All Sylveons are male.
>>48430303Not all of them :p
All Vaporeons are queens
>>48429711>Imagine being less knowledgable about Catenis than a BishieSnek...BbRrUuHh! ! !
>>48429711>>48430303>>48431104All creatures are beautiful. 1312.
>>48431104queens of spades
>>48433437>Dolphins can crack-open walnuts with their cunts >Add to this a bitches knot-clamping muscle ring BEHOLD!!! A Pussy to Surpass Lucarios Metal Cookie!
>>48431774i wish that comic would continue
>>48434362Yes, and only black men can properly handle Vapussy