Eevee, this is my final Discharge… Avenge m-
>>48206290Can you imagine accidentally getting your finger caught in that?
>>48206290i'm sadanon y u do dis
>>48206290Which Pokemon is strong enough to withstand that?
>>48206447Tyranitar has an indestructible hide, according to the dex entries
>>48206290If you breathe in that smoke that pops out at the end you can get a really great high
>>48206532And a permanently damaged lung
>>48206447Actually, diamonds are incredibly easy to destroy with pressure. They shatter like glass if you hit them with a hammer.
>>48206447Hydraulic press would be a steel type move. That's a 4x weakness.
>>48206720This. It's literally mechanized Heavy Slam.
>>48206379Leave hydraulic press to me.
>>48206761 >>48206290 >>48206797RIP in piss Thunders
>>48206290ARGH I'M GOING TO DISCHOOGE
>>48206290This made my dick hard.
>>48207590 NOOOOOOooo‼‼‼ ! ! !
>>48206290Oh no, Sylveon too.
Sad Italian music time? OK...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mluqDyxSQ
>>48207590Truly the face of despair
>>48207802>Sylveon survives and turns to look at the machine squishing it, as if to say "Is that all you got fucker?"
>>48208450Fuck its the wrong version without the opera audio... too late to change it now :(
>>48207590Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male machine presses and female pokemon...
>>48206290Popping Jolteons is my fetish though, OP.
>>48206290arbok... we're not tools of the pokemon league... or anyone else! fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at... But... at least I always fought for what I believe in...JOLTEON!!!
>>48211535There's the fluff inside? Only the skin?
>>48212158It's an inflatable Pokemon, anon. Not a plushie.
>>48207590>If you only knew how electric things really are
>>48211535I will never understand pooltoy fetishesI can understand the body dysmorhpia of furshit and all that but wanking to a balloon of a pokemon just sounds like a really depressing sex doll fantasy
>>48212288It mostly comes from accidentally having your first orgasm while playing with one.That's how it happened to me...