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Eevee, this is my final Discharge… Avenge m-
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>>48206290
Can you imagine accidentally getting your finger caught in that?
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>>48206297
benis lol
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>>48206290
i'm sad
anon y u do dis
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>>48206290
Which Pokemon is strong enough to withstand that?
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>>48206290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
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>>48206379
Tyranitar
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>>48206392
wrong
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>>48206447
Tyranitar has an indestructible hide, according to the dex entries
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>>48206290
Oh n-
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>>48206290
If you breathe in that smoke that pops out at the end you can get a really great high
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>>48206532
And a permanently damaged lung
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>>48206447
Actually, diamonds are incredibly easy to destroy with pressure. They shatter like glass if you hit them with a hammer.
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>>48206447
Hydraulic press would be a steel type move. That's a 4x weakness.
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>>48206720
This. It's literally mechanized Heavy Slam.
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>>48206379
Shuckle
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>>48206290
SAANDAASUUUUU!!!
;('T._`T,):
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>>48206290
AAAAAHHHHHHHH
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>>48206379
Leave hydraulic press to me.
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>>48206290
>>48206797
RIP in piss Thunders
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>>48206290
ARGH I'M GOING TO DISCHOOGE
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>>48207590
>body press
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>>48206290
This made my dick hard.
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>>48207590
NOOOOOOooo‼‼‼ ! ! !
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>>48206290
Oh no, Sylveon too.
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>>48207802
it's epidemical!
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Sad Italian music time? OK...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mluqDyxSQ
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>>48207590
Truly the face of despair
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>>48207802
>Sylveon survives and turns to look at the machine squishing it, as if to say "Is that all you got fucker?"
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>>48208450
Fuck its the wrong version without the opera audio... too late to change it now :(
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>>48207590
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male machine presses and female pokemon...
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>>48206290
Popping Jolteons is my fetish though, OP.
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>>48206290
arbok... we're not tools of the pokemon league... or anyone else! fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at... But... at least I always fought for what I believe in...

JOLTEON!!!
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>>48211535
There's the fluff inside? Only the skin?
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>>48212158
It's an inflatable Pokemon, anon. Not a plushie.
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>>48207590
>If you only knew how electric things really are
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>>48211535
I will never understand pooltoy fetishes
I can understand the body dysmorhpia of furshit and all that but wanking to a balloon of a pokemon just sounds like a really depressing sex doll fantasy
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>>48212288
It mostly comes from accidentally having your first orgasm while playing with one.

That's how it happened to me...
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>>48212492
Weirdo
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>>48206290
>>48207590
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