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Pokémon UNITE is a 5v5 MOBA where the objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS

READ THE OFFICIAL GUIDE BEFORE PLAYING: https://www.pokemon.com/us/strategy/a-minute-by-minute-guide-to-pokemon-unite-battles/

>Database (Right side for links)
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>Upcoming
- Mamoswine, Sylveon (TBA)
- Greedent (datamined)
- English mobile release 9/22 (pre-register = free Pikachu & skin, applies to both versions)
- Spectate mode

>Current
- Blastoise is released!
- Minor events
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>>48206072
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>>48206072
xth for crustle is kino
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just had an update? what was it for?
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>>48206105
nvm it was the switch
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Gardevoir
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Gardevoir with a hat
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>>48206105
>>48206110
they did add more fashion items into the store at midnight. but haha wouldn't it be funny if you couldn't spend fashion tickets on them haha what if though
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>>48206153
any new outfits for Gardevoir?
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>>48206166
it's all trainer cosmetics for aeos tickets
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>>48206153
>>48206170
we have too much aeos tickets too now anyway, unless you want to upgrade meme items
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>>48206174
Score shield still seems like a meme to me but I'm considering getting and building it up instead of going for 20+ levels or 20 scope.
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>>48206188
Score Shield is not a meme since it stacks with other shields lmao. It's how you get experience in early lane and get backcaps in lategame.
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>>48206195
You already can't do anything against small dunks unless you're like charmader or something so the only real use I can see is desperate scores when the enemy gets Zap.
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Man I'm feeling so defeated.

I play jungle Ninetails because lanes lose to early. We lost teamfights.

I play Blastoise to win the Zapdos teamfight the lanes lose horribly.

I play Lucario jungle my team never helps me on Dreadnaw or Rotom.
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i meant i lane ninetails.
>>48206234
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>>48206217
It's the consistency it provides in early lane tbf. For example you definitely can't get a small dunk in if there's two people in the goal but you can with score shield. People are also going to notice that you are not running score shield and catch you overextending because you can't heal from the goal. If you want to dominate early lane you need score shield. It also scales with your HP so bulky fatties like Blastoise can tank several autos before scoring which is just retarded. It makes it so that scores like 10-25 are basically impossible to stop.
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>Rewards: 90 Tickets, 1 Item Enhancer
Is Chang taking the piss?
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>>48206355

Just pay up for the crystals already goy
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>>48206355
Pay up piggy.
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>kill the entire enemy team at zapdos everyone is on 15s+ timer
>zapdos is at 60% hp
>3 teammates left alive
>all 3 of them tp back
>they come back to sit in a bush waiting for the enemy to respawn to take another fight
>enemy wins the fight because we already expanded all of our ults
>they kill zapdos score 300 points
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>enemy is griefing each other because 3 of them wanted jungle
>9 free kills bottom lane in under 2 minutes between the 3 of them (absol, garchomp, talonflame)
>they're all still level 3 or 4
>our jungle zeraora runs into our lane to try to dunk 11 points, doesn't have score shield, those 3 enemies wail on him and he keeps trying to dunk anyway
>dies and feeds them 2 levels each and gives absol his buffs

this faggot cat ended the game with 0 kills, 0 assists, and 25k damage, and died immediately after spawning over and over
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i am literally having a stress headache watching people do the most braindead plays imaginable.

this game is not good for me.
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>>48206355
>1 Item Enhancer
They absolutely are fucking with us
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>>48206448
literal children etc etc
they dont even have to try to get better because they'll move up in rank as long as there are some people worse than them. you can rank up with like a 40% win rate
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>>48206500
they're not literal children that's what's bothering me.

whenever i see a unique name doing something incredibly stupid the curiosity gets the best of me and i google their name. they're just normal 20+ year old college students

this guy was 0-4 on jungle frog. level 12 while everyone was 14-15. he had negative impact on the entire game and he never went afk. we would've been better of 4v5.
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whew expert tier is something else
>afk gible
>team leaves me 3v1 bot
>end up outleveling them
>snipe dred twice
>no one on team notices other team doing zapdos so I hide in bush and snipe it
I refuse to believe these people aren't missing brain cells, they both play so slow and stupid
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>>48206525
i just had a zeraora like that, negative impact, actively destroyed any advantage other teammates worked to achieve.
Googled the name and they had some faggoy tumbkr-type blog complaining about their roommate and some post about gay anal sex.

had the ugliest fucking trainer avatar too, pitch black skin and red dreadlocks wtf
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>>48206152
Those tumors on her chest don't look healthy, she should probably go to a doctor to get those looked at.
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I finally did it, a cheeky score shield goal, that Blastoise should have come kill me tho
>then I realized my last goal was useless since we were going to win by a few points anyway
Dang
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>>48206778
Reading the thread, exactly as the anon said >>48206249
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>>48206778
That Blastoise already did the math and knew they were losing. They did the only thing that could have possibly won them the game.
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>>48206355
>game forcing me to play ranked
True dread
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any any vet/ultra/masters wanna go for a couple of games?

84513851
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>>48206921
gimme a sec to boot up, i'll play some
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>>48206927
alrighty, take your time

anyone else?
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>>48206839
>playing standard
Ranked may be a cesspool but standard is just guaranteed grief.
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>>48206933
I've had great games in standard. More variety and less stress. Never really noticed any more griefing compared to ranked except for the literal beginners who may be in the match. They're not always shit though.
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why are the blastoise and snorlax going to the same lane together. im so confused
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>>48206945
Idk I have the exact opposite experience. I get super stressed in standard because if I fuck around and not carry we get absolutely stomped everytime. Whereas in ranked the minimum rank I'm gonna run into is vet which is not great but at least I can count on them to be somewhat productive.
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>>48206355
I think they genuinely are losing 0's somewhere in the process based on those previous challenges that gave you 3 item enhancers each.
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>>48206971
>Whereas in ranked the minimum rank I'm gonna run into is vet which is not great but at least I can count on them to be somewhat productive.
I thought this too after having some bad matches in standard but it was even worse there. The only time ranked is different from standard in my experience is in the baby tiers.
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i should've ran top. fuck. i was afraid i'd get one shot by literally anyone on their team.
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I keep getting these fucking fashion tickets from the prize boxes, 30% my ass.
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>>48206949
Attacker and defender are good partners
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this frog and cinderace did what the same combo did to us earlier this morning. sniped the zapdos when it spawned in like 15 seconds.
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I rage quit, sorry man. i suggest you do the same too. AFK Cinderace and a Blastoise that decided he needed to go Jungle.
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>>48207086
Cinder is back
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>>48206269
Kek
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>your frog
>0 kills and score
>their frog
>10+ kills and 200 score
It's all so tiresome
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>>48207097
nah, i was done when the jungle respawned and the Blastoise denied me of it. he deserves to lose.
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What items are worth having? Is the upgrade from 20 -> 30 worth the tokens?
I upgraded Scope Lens, Buddy Barrier, Score Shield, Rocky Helmet and Focus Band to 20 and the rest are at 10. I'm sat in Master now and feel like its the point to experiment?
I really wanna see if XP Share on Blissey or Wiggly with a late evolver laner like Charizard can help carry.
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>>48207224
This but make it Absol.
I never even see our Absol while the enemy is everywhere at once and kills most of your team.
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fuck it I was right. I got selfish and it did work out
>ranked match defending bottom as Blastoise with Gible, emphasis on Gible
>retard has a death wish and keeps running into Ninetales and Slowpoke
>barely holding up a defense between those two and jungle Zeraora pummeling my asshole. Only respite is when our Zeraora shows up
>eventually realize level 5 Gible is idling in spawn
>finally get killed and just run up top where Machamp and Slowbro have been holding the line and already taken one goal
>show up to probably shocked Venusaur and melt him with spin2win, steal Rotom, finally get my unite
>proceed to stomp for the rest of the match and take all their goals
>Gible eventually decides he should start playing now that we’re winning
>steal Zapdos and KO half their team with my unite
>WHAT A GOALx4 (you didn’t think Gibletard was going to actually dunk his points did you?)
>get MVP

Felt good getting MVP for what felt like digging us out of a hole and not just HURR GRENIGGER KILL THINGS GUD. There must be a major exp spike at the end though because Gible did finally get to level 12 in the end but he scored 20 points and had 0 kills
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>>48207224
My frog went fucking ballistic
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>>48207277
>muscle band
>focus sash
>buddy barrier
>score shield
You should get all of these to 20 immediately
>scope lens
>wise glasses
Situationally worth taking. Everything else can be junked for the most part. I would get at least those first 4 to 20 and then do whatever. The returns are VERY diminishing past 20 but it’s worth it since you’ll be using the first 4 on almost every Pokemon in some combination
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>>48207328
I didn't list properly because I'm stupid but everything apart from Wise Glasses I have at 20. I used to take Helmet a lot more but since learning how the effect worked I've not bothered although it might help against these fucking dogfuckers
What situation would you take Wise Glasses? I don't play a ton of attackers but I usually always take:
>Buddy Barrier
>Score Shield
>Focus Band
as a base and sub out stuff like Scope Lens and Muscle Band as necessary depending on the Pokemon.
Is there ever a case where Glasses does more than Lens and Band?
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>double Lucario top lane
>me and the other Lucario both ignore the middle crab and go straight for the score shield goal
>both then take each other's monkey and go for another goal
>nobody bothers to defend either goal
This meta is retarded lmao
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Any chances of being able 2 find a chick avatar tht is actually a girl
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>>48206778
>Rollout double slap Tuff
Welp we know why that team lost the game lmao
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>>48207328
Energy Amplifier is worth getting to 20 as well. Needed on some characters.
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I don't know if I just fought a 5 stack or people who follow the meta but that match was intense. It came down to a last second Zapdos secure and goal
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Where the FUCK is draw anon?
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>>48207534
Blastoise gottem.
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>>48207355
Cramorant comes to mind for glasses over scope/band, not worth investing in its autos instead of its spells
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>>48207553
Drawanon if you’re reading this I would love a sequel the wiggly chasing zera gif; blastoise spinning after wiggly
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>>48206072
I want a crustle burger skin baka
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just had a dream where xatu was added to the game
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Did you guys know that there is a bug with Scope Lens where if it is right of Muscle Band is straight up does not work?

>>48207614
Especially because you really only get in around 2-3 charged autos per fight since everyone you pull in with your combo should be melted by your team near instantly. Wise glasses really improves Cramorant's lane clearing as well. Wise Glasses/Focus Band/Buddy Barrier are probably his strongest setup until Amp works like it should.
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>>48206151
>>48206152
my wife
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>>48207614
Can the 4th auto on Cramorant crit? I feel like band is good for Cramorant because you auto so much it's basically worse weaving like Cinderace
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>>48207694
>Did you guys know that there is a bug with Scope Lens where if it is right of Muscle Band is straight up does not work?
yeah
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>>48206152
Gardevoir with a Hatt.
Hatterene would be pretty cool in the game.
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If you had told me 10 minutes ago that this matchup could be losable I would've laughed at you. In fact I did laugh when I see it, looking forward to a completely free win.

Never underestimate how bad players can be though.
Fucking retards overextending and attacking the enemy for no reason instead of farming
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>>48207682
Mini boss in a new map that gives the team that defeated a boost in movement with tailwind and exp
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>>48207722
they could finally settle the score
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>>48207682
Was he constantly floating in place?
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>>48207682
Who do you want in the most PUG?
Pic related for me and I want both him and Galarian form in
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>>48207807
I really want Hawlucha or one of the other wrestling themed Pokemon!
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>>48207739
you have a talonflame on your team
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>>48207869
And they were going against a Slowbro. Doomed from the start.
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>>48207890
Slowbro is good against every single character so yeah
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the only slowbro counters:
eldegoss
wigglytuff
that’s it. not looking forward to when people replace snorlax with slowbro in their team comp
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>>48207739
How does that look like a winnable game from the start? They have Zeraora and are mirroring 2 of your team's characters. Slowpoke is bad yeah and so is Garchomp but you're going to need way more worse characters on the enemy for it to be a free win
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>Fail to log in and restart the game several times
>Game finally starts up like normal
>Hope into a game
>When I'm not "Reconnecting" I've got at least ten seconds of input delay
>Restart the game twice and finally come back with no issues to Ninetales and Snorlax teammates attacking my Lv 3 character at base as zapdos spawns
Fucking chink code. Sorry ultra teammates, I really should have jumped in standard to make sure things were good before ranked. But they also should have kept trying their hardest despite my absence, or at least voted to surrender.
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>>48207934
Protip when you get a connection error just restart the game instantly, you'll join the match maybe 30 seconds late but its better than being idle.
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>>48207807
Centi or Banette.
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>do a retarded dance to bait my opponent out of their goal
>volt switch in to score
>they come back for me
>volt switch back out again
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>>48207739
>veteran
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>>48207807
Too many. Porygon-Z, Tyrantrum and Hawlucha are probably top 3
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>>48207929
>slowpoke is bad
you’re bad
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>>48207953
How do you adapt RKS system to a game with no types?
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>>48207807
Unfortunately she's a definite never-ever.
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>>48207976
And? Not everyone has played since launch and plays 3 hours a day. Getting to masters is a matter of time, not skill. Especially in solo queue.
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>>48208037
>veteran
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>>48206778
how's spin pump working out for you?
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Looking up item recommendations was a mistake
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>>48208087
I'm sure there would be a lot less bad advice out there if the game actually told you how everything worked.
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>>48208087

Pretty much every build/stat article site is click bait bullshit
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>>48208087
Would Shell Bell be worth using just for its CDR? It sounds like it'd be useful when combined with Energy Amp. Pikachu could be a lot stronger if he could sling more electroballs around.
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>>48208021
It could have any old generic effect, or Silvally could keep Battle Armor from when it starts as a Type:Null.
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>>48208021
Silvally changes type depending on the last monster he killed. His "type" slightly alters the properties of his moves. IE poison adds a dot, dragon lets it crit, etc
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>>48208147
This would require the game to have some value applied to each pokemon for its type, which I don't think it does?

>>48208021
It might be cool to have an ability based on the held item anyway, like "Silvally has slightly improved stats while its held item is ready (not on cool down)"
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>machamp and wiggly on our team have 18k and 12k damage on our team respectively
>cinderace on the enemy team has 16k damage
I don't think I've ever seen anyone in Masters with less than 21K.
How do you even get that low?
Just almost never attack anyone? Constantly feed?
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>>48207934
>Play a quick match and standard match
>Everything is fine
>Play ranked
>Fine up until dread spawns
>Reconnecting
>Restart
>It still takes five minutes just to rejoin
FOR FUCKS SAKE Guess I'm done playing for today
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>>48208182
>adds a single enum variable to each pokemon
wow so hard
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>>48208130
Not really, most of the characters with long cooldowns are special attackers which already reduce it and shell bells bonuses are just a fraction of a second shorter cool downs if that.
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>>48208130
ive been trying shell bell for its cooldown reduction life steal. i guess its ok on something like scald bro. it unfortunately sucks shit on something like mr mime though
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I have 14k coins and don't have:
>Garchomp
>Lucario
>Charizard
>Pikachu
>Gardevoir
>Gengar
>Absol

Who should I buy?
Should I save for Mamogod?
Lucario advisors will be shot by
antiknot police
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Just lost a game by five points because even after getting Zapdos and having three people survive, none of those fuckheads managed to convert. How the fuck do you fail to hit the second top goal as Frog, for fuck's sake
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>>48208305
>>Charizard
>>Pikachu
>>Gardevoir
>>Gengar
>>Absol
>>Charizard
useless
only need blastoise and lucario
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>>48208305
Buy the chomp for peak fun
You can buy two mamogods with that kinda dough
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>>48208305
Pikachu as an option there could make sense given mobile log ins will get it free and thus a refund in a week. Personally I'm sitting on my coins in case Mamoswine is released because I'm not sure what it'll cost and want to unlock it ASAP.
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>>48208305
you will get fursuit dog and you will like it
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I always go hydro pump/rapid spin and I dont understand people who dont. Too easy to just control an entire fight and position everyone just where I want them
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>>48208305
>Spoiler
Dog is the only good one out of those.
Charizard is jank but can be fun. I'd say save for the pig.
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>>48208336
The damage is just much worse, why move people around when you can just be a spinning deathball deleting any squishy in your path? I don't need to worry about positioning an enemy if they're dead. That and the crazy mob clearing with waterspout are the main reasons, it's just more effecient.
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>>48208336
Shit damage. Hydro Pump/Rapid Spin feels like a light shower whereas Water Spout/Rapid Spin feels like a pressure jet up your ass.
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>>48208320
>>48208333
>>48208352
I already HAVE Blastoise and Wiggly, I can't go full gay, only 2/3.

>>48208328
I'll wait for the login and likely never play the fucking RAT past my free 50 XP

>>48208322
I need another All Rounder I guess and it is fun to press melee.
Garchomp reminds me of Illidan in HOTS, where you hit jungle camps until your gigachad and then run at people screeching.
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>>48208336
why would you want everyone out of range of your spinning autoattacks
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>>48208377
>and then run at people screeching.
if only Garchomp could run
seriously, I don't get what they were thinking making such a Melee-heavy character be so slow you can just walk away from it without a problem
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>>48208389
I guess thats why you'd don't get to choose whether he has a dash or not, he'd be unplayable without one.
Muscle/Scope/Score Shield right?

Oh boy I can't wait to be a Gible at 5 minutes
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>>48208396
>Muscle/Scope/
no, Scope/Muscle :^)
seriously though never place Scope Lens to the right of Muscle Band, shitty programming makes it useless if you do
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>>48208249
Sounds like a lot of work for Timmy Tencent
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>>48208396
scope is a must for the dragon moveset, can be swapped out with the barrier or focus band if you're going ground
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>positioned to take second dred
>team starts it while I hide in the right bush
>three enemies come in trying to steal it
>I flash in, ult and then spin on them
>killed them so fast they didn't even use their ults for buddy barrier
>everybody avoided me like the plague for the entire game after that
The privilege of being a turtle.
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>>48208396
no Score Shield. Focus Band at all times. Scope and Muscle is Dragon, Muscle and Buddy Barrier for the Ground moves.
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how do people even play garchomp is there something im missing
im aware hes awful but it feels like hes literally always useless, i could be level 15 and still be doing fucking nothing at all, unlike gard who feels useful at least by some point in the game
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I'm so tempted to buy that stupid turtle but I know it's going to be nerfed into the ground next week
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>>48208445
I caved yesterday because fuck it, there's at least a 50% chance he won't be nerfed and even if he is, there's nothing right now that I want to play. If hoge looks fun, I'll have enough coins in another two weeks, so whatever.
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>>48208445
That's what people have been saying about Lucario and Greninja. He will likely just get a lovetap balance change like those guys. The only Pokemon they have actually nerfed into the ground was Gengar.
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>>48208457
I still don't understand how Lucario had dodged nerfs twice
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>>48208457
Gengar is still playable man. Shadow Ball has a 4 second cooldown and does shit loads of damage.
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>>48208445
Buy it, he carried me to master.
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>>48208459
PuP + Bone Rush + Eject + That fucking passive with Muscle Band makes it impossible to kill
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>>48208445
Considering they didn't do much to Snorlax when they nerfed them I don't expect Blastoise to be nerfed much. It may not be braindead easy to spin on your enemies graves but it'll still be good I'm sure.
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>>48208445
if you don't buy it now then you don't get to enjoy it pre-nerf
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>>48208444
Choose fights carefully and commit to them. Have faith that your autos will get going and if possible try to rev yourself up with a mob before engaging the enemy.
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>>48208385
maybe Im too use to playing snorlax with block, where every team fight I just focus on splitting everyone up and they die very fast from the rest of my team. Can also keep them away from objectives, keep them outside of their goal. And its kind of fun, feels like driving a bumper car
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>>48208444

If someone’s smart enough to kite you don’t engage with them again. That mime with guard swap? That gardevoir spacing herself out flawlessly that blastoise who keeps pushing you away? Leave them alone
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>>48208489
I forgot, I also use it for an escape, bump people away if they try to chase me moving in the other direction
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>>48208444
What's your moveset? Run Earthquake/Dragon Rush for the 5 stack.
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>team literally never rotates for objectives until zapdos, even then it's only three of us as the other two are doing god knows what on our side
>get easily overpowered in the 3v5 and die as the enemy melts zapdos in seconds
>WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL
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So why does this game have five(?) different currencies
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>>48208531
YOU LOSE
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>>48208542
Same reason those currencies are only used for a fraction of what you'd expect them to. Make everything complicated and encourage you to spend spend spend! Except there's nothing worth buying with paid currency either.
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When's the mobilefag version come out?
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>>48208565
In a week.
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>>48208445
based on the way they've been nerfing top tiers, expect a slight nerf to spin + spout and buffs to surf + hydro (already decent, just not game winning like the other combo)
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anyone doing Ultra lobbies? Im sick of getting paired with randoms who are still expert rank
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What items on the lax?
Right now I'm running Score Shield, Buddy Barrier and Focus Band but I think maybe I would benefit from muscle band so I can actually still kill wild Pokemon once tackle is replaced
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>>48208305
Lucario is the only not shitmon in that list so might as well save up for Mamokino and Sylveon
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>>48208577

>based on the way they’ve been needing top tiers

You mean once ever over a month ago?
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>winning the game 4/5 surrender
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UPPPP
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The only top tier that actually received a big enough nerf to become complete garbage is Gengar. Ok maybe Machamp
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>>48208598
Give me 10min and I join ya buddy
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>>48208611
yes
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>going to bottom ane
>enemy wiggly and lucario are also in bottom lane
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anyone ultra come join
68957929
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>>48208542
>coins
>energy
>aeos tickets
>fashion tickets
>holowear tickets
>gems
Six? Item enhancers feel like another currency as well.
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>>48208598
>>48208635
Lobby id 81677996
Anyone ultra join
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>>48208681
you also forgot:
>getting violently bullied
>jungle either doesn't leave jungle or only helps Top lane
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>>48208720
they know they'll get raped too kek
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>>48208720
Honestly if I were jungler and I saw that Wiggly and Lucario were the bottom lane enemies I wouldn't go down there, either.
Going down there would just get three people killed instead of two.
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>>48208714
ok I am coming, is it still up?
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>>48208681
If I see them I don't even go for the neutral audino. I just try to farm my own audinos and they come and steal it anyway.
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I fucking suck at playing jungle because I never know when I should priotize farming over helping out. After all I'm farming in order to better help out.
As a result I end up not as overleveled as I should be
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>>48208872
you can also go bottom lane first depending about the match ups and if you extra nuaghty you can try and steal their jungle
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>>48208872
Try and keep track of where the enemy jungler is. If he is top lane and you are ganking bot, you can usually hard dive the goal with your laners. If there's no overextension of the enemies or bees left then you can go and farm.
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>someone on the enemy team named iStoleZapLOL
>they actually did steal zap
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>finally take Zapdos from WE'RE REALLY STRUGGLING
>still lose because everyone split up and did fuck all

This really is dumb ass hours.
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>start getting gank
>fight 3 foes at once
>as for back-up
>no one come
>lose base
I'm at my fucking limit right now
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This is every tournament meta team.
Basically if you ain't blue, you're shit
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>>48209070
good thing most people play solo
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>>48209070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
Is Cramorant really that meta? It always felt like he fell off late game to me
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>squirtle doesn't angle his water gun to hit both aipoms
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>>48209070
But the bug and puffball aren't blue.
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>>48209045
Even after losing all objectives and being the only one left, it's still fun stealing zapdos, don't give them the ''what a goal'' satisfaction
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>>48209093
from what I understand watching high level streamers, you bring it to bully earlygame and take EXP, and then it just farms ult to give covering fire during teamfights
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>>48209112
>you bring it to bully earlygame and take EXP
That makes sense. Cram is a really good bully to the point where I've started to hate laning with it because that fucker always takes all the exp
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>>48209093
Hurricane and Whirpool is fucking broken. He is such an underrated lane Pokemon
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>>48209070
Uh, Wiggly has blue eyes, does that count?
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>>48209070
>tournament meta
that shit makes me laugh in this game, like it's at all refined or that teams are even particularly good and not just well-networked people who all think about the game in the same narrow way.
blind leading the blind but they're all also deaf too

i mean, no offense to them or this game. on the contrary, despite being a "children's game" and simplified moba, there's a much greater range of depth & complexity than people give it credit for. the prominent meta is just the first beacon of light that everyone is clinging on to, since they know they're bound to find other people there.
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>>48209070
A lot of tournaments aren't allowing Blastoise/Wigglytuff because the broken ass bugs they have. A few tournaments this weekend are allowing it but I don't think they'll go over well.

>>48209162
I mean there are some good teams but it's definitely still very fresh and things change dynamically. Most of the teams on the top of the ladder are genuinely the best players. But it doesn't matter much because no one actually cares about this game competitively.
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>>48209162
People tried to experiment a lot.
For example there was a team that had unite abuse with Char and Mr Mime core but in the end that kind of failed cause the most important in this game is the early farm. So Pokemon that can zone and just bully the lanes will win you the game in high level games.
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Stealing zap with Cinder or Blasts ult feels so good bros
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SCORECRAB'S GONNA SCOOOOOOOOOOORE
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>>48208444
A. You are not the front line tank. It is better to be on the outskirts of battle and fighting one or two guys
B. If you ARE gonna be in the front line it better be with unite move/buddy barrier
C. If you can get into melee range without burning a gap closer you are in a very favorable position to avoid being kited, bushes are your friend, or baiting some dumbass to come to you is also great
D. Try and build auto stacks before committing to a fight, lots of times where you can just ramp up on a corphish or overextended snorlax before going in
E. Auto attacking multiple things at once means more healing. Pretty rare in teamfights but you can go full lifesteal mode on bees
F. You can 1v1 blastoise with just autos, barring unite move difference. You are great at smacking tanky boys. Tanky boys usually overextend a lot because they can, you can safely smack the fuck out of them just don't get pinned down by them when they have teammates behind them
G. You delete objectives fast with autos, Unite move is great for burst chunking objectives
H. Having a level advantage as garchomp makes you ridiculously strong
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>>48209177
What bugs do Blastoise and Wiggly have? And what does AG mean
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I’ll fuck you up on 22nd of September, just you wait my godlike skills of MOBA games will tear you to shreds. I can’t wait for your whining and crying. I the ultimate iOs user will be your dooooooooooooooooooom
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>escape enemies with a sliver of health
>die to a vespiquen
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Japanese tier list.... Charizard bros... how do we recover?
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>>48209237
I'll be whining and crying being of shitty mobilefags ruining the game even more
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>>48209070
Wigglytuff and Blissey/Eldegoss are part of the meta too, also Some teams use Ninetales instead of Cramorant.
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>>48209234
I just used Smogon tier systems instead of the typical S through D. AG is "Anything Goes" just means Blastoise is a step above the Uber tier.

Blastoise has a bug where if he uses the jump bad on either side of the jungle pits and activates his ult he retains his 98 percent of his ult while still getting the buff like he used it. Basically he can turn Zapados into a living hell with Boosted Rapid Spin/Spout Combo > Ult > Boosted Rapid Spin/Spout Combo again. He also gets shields when he rapid spins with his ult boost.
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>>48209286
Ah, I see. Crustle can do the same thing, unless they patched it
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>>48209286
so blastoise ults right before the jump pad launches him?
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>>48209252
>Pikachu and Mr.Mime in S
Don't understand these. Why is Mr.Mime so high in several list anyway?
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>>48209252
How is pikachu S tier.
>No damage
>No survivability
>No mobility and escapes
>Electroweb is unironically better than both its upgrades
>Super long cooldown on a mediocre ult
>Lowest neutral farming speed in the entire game
>Has no reliable way to steal objectives
Any other attacker is better than this sack of shit. People that rate him high are shitters that got caught in early game by electroweb and then killed by a jigglypuff while stunned or something. This rat is barely playable and has less than zero carry potential.
This pokemon needs a rework pronto.
I won't even look at the rest of this tierlist, actually any tierlist that lists pikachu any higher than bottom tier should just be ignored.
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alright guys, this time i've hit the jackpot.

well, okay, it's not REALLY the jackpot, because i'm not that into tall girls (kind of weird desu) but look at her! cool hat, nice shorts. and you can tell she's totally into me. she's been making eyes at me the whole time we've been loading in. i bet she's been admiring my hat and my comfy shorts.

i'm going in. nothing's gonna stop me from getting a taste of that.. sweet...

uh.. *squints*

no

NO

nonononoNONO not AGAIN
is that a tINY VENUCHAD WHIPPING HER PUSSY?!
are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

y
ou FUCKING BITCH! all you wante dto do was fucking show off with your boyfriend? "hehehehe check out the MANLet venuchad, let's cuck him teehee!" FUCK YOU!

how am I ever supposed to get a qt unite gf when tiny fucking venuchads keep cucking me at every turn?! i can't compete with a venusaur! they're like ten times my weight!
i fucking hate this game! i hate it! i hate it! I HATE IT HATEITHATEITAHTIAHTEIHATAESTHASDFIHASDFO

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHH

HAH

...

*sigh*

okay yeah sorry again guys, i guess i might have some anger issues to work out. this venuchad shit is just... it's getting to me. reminds me of high school. or well, a dream i had in high school where everyone made fun of me for being short.

anyways i...

i might take a break for a while. i dunno. i dunno if i can take another heartbreak like this. i really thought she was the one, you know?

peace...
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>>48209305
He can, it's just not as overtly broken as the blastoise one.

>>48209312
Yeah, you get on the jump pad and activate your ult about half a second after you get on it to proc the exploit. He can clear out a pit fight incredibly fast it is insane
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>>48209162
Considering this game has blind picks and few very overtuned characters it's obvious that the meta is going to be bland. A strong comp with a strong early game is very unlikely to be bested by some meme strat considering the snowballing nature of the game.
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>>48209324
>>48209328

Bullying early game is 99% of winning
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why do most f2p people not level up their items past level 20???
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>>48209381
Waiting on my master tickets. I like my items to end with 0 and 5.
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>>48209381
Not really worth it for anything except maybe crit lens and even then it is a niche item in itself. I am just saving my tickets for more potential item releases or in case of buff changes.
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>>48209381
Because held item effect cap at Lv. 20, go beyonf that is a waste of resources.
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>>48209381
There’s no point. I’d rather get score shield to 20 instead of getting muscle band to 23 or something for .2% faster attack speed.
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>>48209394
I hope someday the out-of-combat have a use. Float stone should be fun to use, but it takes forever to activate.
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>>48209381
I could spend 1 month getting 1 item to level 30 or I could spend a week getting 2 to level 20
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>>48209349
Based venuchad
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>>48209373
False, the game actively punishes the team that gets the early lead. In fact, I have many more "comebacks" than stomps.
Also pikachu is already useless by the first dreadmaw fight, so long for his "early game power"
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>>48209381
Because it gives me diminishing returns and I'd rather hoard enhancers in case they do some nerfs/buffs to items
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>It's another "We're stomping them but my teammates decided to go for sneaky goals while their team got their shit together and charged zapdos as a unit" episode
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anyone wanna rank?
ultra
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>>48209349
TINY VENUSAURS RISE UP
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>>48209448
The strongest characters trend bulky for a reason but you can still be profecient with frail characters you just need better positioning and game sense.

>>48209415
I would like to see them buff leftovers and assault vest, I would also like to see some more balance changes to boost speedsters in general since I feel like they're the worse archetype by far. All-Arounders need tuning as well.
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Anybody up for some standard? I will play chomp.
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>>48209448
It's just harder to carry games if you aren't solely capable of turning battles, whether it be through sheer damage or CC.
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>>48209482
make a lobby
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>>48209252
How is crustie in S tho
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>>48209492
ID: 92295474
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>>48209501
2/3, will start in a couple mins.
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>>48209469
Things are just too strong, you’ll notice the only allrounder and speedster people play have mobility and health/shields out the ass.
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Ok I have

Snorlax
Ninetales
Cinderace
Cramorant
Greninja
Zeraora
Venusaur
Slowbro

Which of these has most solo q potential?
Greninja is not an option because I'm really bad at him
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>>48209521
Lucario
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>>48209469
> I would also like to see some more balance changes to boost speedsters in general since I feel like they're the worse archetype by far
Absolutely not. Buffing speedsters would be an awful idea. They're already snowbally pubstompers that utterly annihilate solo queue, and frankly they're all usable to some degree in a team setting.

That's WITHOUT including characters like Greninja and Lucario, who are Speedsters who've been mislabeled as other things because it makes 12-year-olds feel good about themselves when they have a "balanced" team with "one of every role" despite the team in question being Lucario, Greninja, Zeraora, Blastoise, Wigglytuff, which is a team of three Speedsters and two All-Rounders.
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>>48209521
Slowbro
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thoughts on extremespeed lucario? ive seen more of them recently and they've been doing some work, but I feel like the mob steal and the general power of PuP even when uncharged is too strong to pass up
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Ranked should be locked until you’ve played at least 50 Standard non-CPU games. Maybe that gives you enough experience to not get into ranked and be a brain dead cunt
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Charizard bro don't touch the last dred in the future it gives zap debuff
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>>48209562
every tournament player runs extreme speed on lucario but for singles its better to go for mach punch
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>>48209589
I thought last dred makes it so that the enemy cant hit zap for 90s?
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>>48209597
No your team deal less damage to zap
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>>48209364
blind picks and mirror matches annoys me. i'd rather a mon be only picked once per match, rather than once per team, with alternating picks between teams, so that you have to respond and counter-draft rather than just draft the same team to both sides.
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>>48209185
I think there's room for lots of innovation. Not necessarily with picks, but just with fluid laning and map movements. There's a lot of wasted time between spawns that doesn't have to be wasted, but there's no reason to do more than anyone's currently doing because there's not much competitive pressure to do so.

The tournament scene is more promotional than competitive right now. It's pretty fucking lame if you ask me (you didn't)
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Bruh why did I have to go snorlax jungle lmao
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>>48209611
honestly i dont even care for bans in a game like this
just tell me what the enemy team is 15 seconds before the loading screen so I can adjust items as needed
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Good games bro
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Nice games gotta go now though. We should rnak next time
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>>48209663
same. i need to know if i need full heal or xspeed.
hell, if i knew what i was laning against i might even take assault vest. the fact that it's shield against spatk only is the biggest downside to it. but if i saw i was going against pikachu+cramorant, why not?
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>>48209540
>I play support
>Teammate insta locks support
>I dont switch to support till last 10 seconds cause i know this fag will switch off if I do cause muh-team-comp
>he switches off support
>i switch off too
>game starts and no supports
>YOU LOSE
Honestly this was most happy elo ive lost. I gave him an a sarcastic good job at the end too.artky
That will teach team comp fags
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Here's how we buff speedsters, we make float stone GOOD, we put a sitrus berry where the lillipup spawns, and we make ludicolo blue buff allow you to penetrate shields.
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>>48209663
I would eventually like to see it evolve into a pick/ban type setup once there’s more Pokémon to play as. As is, there’s like 18? And the same 6 or so will always either be in every game on one side or the other or banned
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>>48209831
each team should be allowed ONE ban each. boom, the game becomes 10x healthier without the frog
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>>48209800
I hate this shit too, you could probably get away with a team of Blastoise and all 4 supports
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>>48207953
good taste, banette would be great, curse/destiny bond shenanigans would be fun. Smeargle aswell would be amazing.
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>>48209589
Isn't the exp worth it? You're supposed to defend zap anyway
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>>48207328
how can you justify sinking all your tickets into getting items to level 30 if theres the real risk they'll just nerf items or boost others?
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>>48209800
I remember having a game where my team was Mr Mine, Goss, Pikachu, Greninja and Wigglytuff and we all had 15+ k/a while the other team barely had any.
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Any lobby runnin?
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>>48209863
Not really. If you hand that dred in a silver platter to your already down opponent it's so much easier to defend Zap. We weren't that ahead in the match so a Zap 50/50 was to be expected. Taking the dred would've decreased the chance of us getting it by a lot.
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>>48209800

This shit eats me up. I main mime and never have heals or jigglypuff cc because muh team comp fags. Makes me rage every time
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>>48209875
If you already have every other item to 20 anyway and there’s nothing you want to buy in the store you may as well push for better upgrades. Sure they could nerf it, but they could buff and nerf anything with zero notice. Better to do what you can in the moment than live in hypotheticals
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I hope they implement new items eventually, and buff the weaker out of combat ones
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>>48209890
The difference between 20-30 for every item is virtually worthless though, I'd agree with you if there was tangible benefit but there really isn't. Might as well just stockpile tickets especially with the big mobile patch.
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Do normal shields also function as a score shield? Like can I ult as a wiggly without score shield and still dunk with the enemy attacking me.
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>>48209942
Yes, this is why crustle can just walk into a group of 5 and dump a steamy 50 on the goal.
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>>48209942
I think you need to be holding Score Shield for it to count
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>>48209953
Oh no, I didn’t read it all. You need score shield unless it specifies that it negates knockback.
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>>48209898
some unused items are already in the files
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>>48208058
Oh shit, sorry I'm late anon, I prefer over spout simple because I keep fucking up somehow, I hold the button but the game reads as a press, so I don't get the full damage on the spin+spout, pump is easier to mash,
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>>48209923
Fair enough. There’s nothing I really want at the moment so I’m sitting on a couple thousand until next week

But I wouldn’t be shocked if they eventually add a passive buff for level 30 items or increase the cap to encourage further leveling. Probably won’t happen for a long time but I could definitely see it happening eventually
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>>48209979
That would actually make the game p2w tho. Imagine a 15% shield from score shield lmao.
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>>48209979
I should also add that even though there’s diminishing returns, if it’s something like muscle band that you’re probably running 99% of the time it’s still worth your time to invest in it.
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>>48209999
They’ll probably add an item in the future that does bonus damage to shields so it’s not an instant freebie. Anything is possible
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>>48209973
I wonder how Lucky Punch is gonna be different from Lens
I'm down for offensive Blissey that always crits lmao
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>>48210013
Probably just a better lens yeah.

There is also these items in text:
>Life Orb
>Heavy-Duty Boots
>King's Rock
>Mental Herb
And some items not from the game:
>Quick Teleport
>Drum
>Chase
>Vision
I can already smell the bullshit from some of these
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>>48210044
>chase
No one will escape from Blastoise's domain now
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>our lucario somehow lost to a ralts and a gible
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>>48210063
some lucario are too cocky, it's not like ralts and gible deal 0 damage
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>>48209978
Heads up but if you press B to attack it will cancel your spout so you gotta make sure you're pressing A instead while you're spinning. Maybe that's the problem because same thing was happening to me and it took awhile for me to notice why.
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>>48210081
That's fucked up, thanks for the hint
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>>48209589
Getting Zap isn't as important as surviving the Zap fight. Getting Dred gives you a huge advantage in the teamfight, which means you probably wipe the enemy team and get Zap anyways, but if you DON'T get Zapdos, it means you probably have 5 dudes alive to their 3 and you can basetrade in the worst case scenario, wipe them in the best case.

In short, always get last Dred unless sniping Zap is literally your only way to win (i.e. it's not possible for you to win a teamfight even with the dred advantage)
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swords dance sweeper when
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>>48210173
Belly Drum Greedent
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>>48210173
Whenever Scizor finally shows up
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>>48210177
can't wait to be raped by greedent
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>>48210186
I would consent to it
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>>48209890
Well yeah if you already have everything else at 20 obviously go for 30 but before that it’s too risky
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>>48209999
Honestly, Score Shield should be a flat shield rather than a % one, or it should be based off like Attack and Special Attack. The fact that it scales with HP is retarded. Between their higher defense and higher HP, defenders get like 3x the effective shielding compared to speedsters, who are supposed to be the scoring archetype.
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>>48210177
Knowing that Greedent is coming is the only thing making me less excited for Mamoswine. Mamoswine is cool but I want to see what fat squirrel is going to play like
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>>48210202
>Special Attack
>garde has 1000spa
it's our time gardebros
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>>48209572
my account is in ultra and I've done maybe <20 standard games
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>>48210171
In a 5 stack maybe. In soloq fuck knows what will happen if we can't do damage to Zap.
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>trying out shit on standard
>team is 3 vets and one beginner
>losing
>they vote to surrender as soon as the option becomes available
This is why you're all still in vet lmao
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>>48210070
Underestimating them on Lucario's end. Every attack Lucario does to Gible will then damage itself, Gible survives long enough to get the stack boost while Ralts chips away with ranged attacks (even better if they know to hit Confusion after the boosted attack). Now just imagine them as Garchomp and Gardevoir on the same Lucario. What was his partner doing to have them 2v1 it?
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>>48210213
Even better, just imagine it running. I'd buy it just to see his smile as he's picking up speed. God, I want him in asap.
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NEW SKINS WHEN
NEW MAP WHEN
SNOWPIG AND GAYRIBBONDOG WHEN
CONTENT AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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>>48210358
Lucario could solo lane against Gible and Ralts lmao. That Lucario is retarded as fuck.
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>>48210368
just one more week bro..
>inb4 it's just the mobile version
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>>48210415
A-at least we’ll all get a free Pikachu/coins
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The devs of this game must honestly think that item enhancers are worth more than they really are, otherwise they wouldn't give you a single fucking one as a reward for a timed event quest. Like, what the fuck? I get 10x that much every day from Aeon boxes.
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>>48210464
Item enhancers can't be used except for enhancing items, so they technically become a useless reward once you've upgraded everything you want. A more general purpose reward like the equivalent in tickets makes more sense.
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>finally get a lanemate who understands my aggression and plays with it well top lane
>completely shut down the squirtle-gardevoir lane where they don't get a single audino or corphish by 7:20, we're both level 7
>despite dred spawning soon, our team's jungler comes top lane after seeing the level 3 opponents and free bees i left for ninetails to have
>he runs past the goal trying to dive the level 3 squirtle
>fails and dies, now they're both level 5
>the enemy takes drednaw because our jungler is dead and theirs isnt, now they're level 7 too
>not even mentioning bottom lane who needed the jungler's help and didn't get it

One single retard can ruin everyone else's hard work.
Side-game: Guess which mon the jungler in question was using
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>>48210415
It's just the mobile version and the Pikachu skin :^)
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>>48210524
Zeraora just cause i imagined the yellow cat doing it as I was reading
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>>48210542
bingo. what is it about the shitcat that draws these players in
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>jungler doesn't do their second jungle rotation
>I leave them in lane and I become the jungler instead
Jungling in this game is the most braindead easy role and some people still can't do it right.
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>>48210548
>Wow Zeraora is legendary!?
>Look at how fast it kills the wild pokemon! I bet I can take out all the wild pokemon I see really fast!
>Oh my team is fighting 3v2? Hmm... oh is that a Corphish on my team's corner! Better go kill it!
>Oh my team lost the fight? Such pathetic losers, and Dreadnaw just spawned. Oh well, back to the jungle!
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>>48210070
>Be Gible
>Lucario sees an easy kill
>activate X attack
>humiliate him
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new program, giving clip studio a try
wont beg for digits this time so ill do 3 good requests
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Looking for duo/trio in high vet/low ultra!
Will play Wigglytuff/Snorlax/Blastoise
US servers
39825858
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>>48210648
cram, slowbro, blastoise, and greninja all surfing at each other
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>>48210793
or maybe all of them tsunami-ing some poor fuck
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>>48210648
Level 3 and 4 Gibble and Ralts beating up a level 5 Lucario.
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>>48210648
Blastoise blasting the hell out of a Lucario that’s screaming YAMERO
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>>48210648
Ralts suplexing a beaten up Machamp
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>>48210358
>What was his partner doing to have them 2v1 it?
It was around when Vespiquen and Combee spawned so I guess our Gossifleur was getting the bees while our Lucario was trying to bully the Ralts and Gibble to keep them from getting any exp, only to die like a chump and give them exp anyway.
Also checked our stats for that battle and that Lucario only ended up doing 18K damage so it seems he was pretty retarded the whole game.
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>Solo-queue ranked because no one here plays this game anymore apparently
>Three people on my team go jungle
>Machamp and Zera go enemy jungle and Greninja in our jungle
>Tuff and I are bottom and top lane respectively
>We win and despite only having one laner in each lane three people on their team never score
Wtf was that game, they surrendered right after I stole second Dred with waterspout.
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>>48210648
Snorlax and Blastoise doing the handshake scene from Predator with Blastoise saying ", Snorlax! You son of a bitch" https://youtu.be/sTt-jdDEWAw
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>>48209349
>Venusaur Ults
>She gets impregnated
OP never stood a chance in the first space
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>>48210793
i know its shit but this program is weird
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>>48210548
I have no clue. I've had Zoras multiple times just come to lane to steal my shit. They run out of the jungle and straight to one of my Audinos to try and kill it. If bees are up, they'll kill bees and just leave. They'll farm for 30 years, do nothing with their early advantage, be exactly 1 level above the rest of the team come endgame, and get MVP because they were backdooring during every important team fight.

I don't fucking understand.
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Remeber to report all Gibbles that insist on Feeding the eneny over and over. They must be thinking
>Oh Im sure I'll kill the enemy in a 2v1 this time!
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>>48210917
>no one here plays this game anymore apparently
I still play a lot, but I play Gardevoir and I'd rather mess myself up then bring anyone here down.
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>>48210997

You’d do fine don’t be a fag
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>>48210986
>tfw literally every Gible I’ve played with assumes they’re a defender with bloated HP so they goal dive constantly and refuse to farm
I genuinely don’t get it. My favorite was watching a Gabite dragon claw a Charmeleon off his first bottom goal into the slow zone and then dragon rush him even further back, all while I was trying to spin spout him. I ended up scoring a tiny ass goal while Gabite got deleted by the Charmeleon and the Slowbro that he ran right into
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Any fat girls want to lobby up?
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>>48210986
Gible should be fighting. Never encourage your Gible to stand there farming while an important fight is going on. Gible can actually shit out damage even at low levels, and any HP is good HP.

The levels should be coming incidentally if you're playing well, because contesting enemy creeps is an efficient way to assert map control, scout, and generally advance your game plan. Similarly, defending your creeps does the same. The levels will come, but just farming to get stronger is never useful.
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>>48210869
im going to actually put effort into this so this will take me a bit
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We lost by 4 points
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>>48211102
How badly was the other team doing that you lost by -only- 4 points?
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>>48211117
They were stomping us the whole game but I stole Zap from them
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>>48211123
>zap
Ah, makes sense.
I've never seen a Kirlia stay like that all the way to the end of the game.
They're usually Gardes by at least 3:00, the actually good ones before 5:30.
Sorry for your loss.
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>>48211102
The Kirlia deserved to lose, but good on you for fighting the good fight
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The score specs feel really good on mime, although I’m still not sure what I’m going to do for my next level 20 item since it’s shit on everyone else.
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>>48210986
>>48211015
every gible I've played with dies before bees then AFKs for the rest of the game.
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>>48211059
The problem is ive almost NEVER seen a gibble retreat under any circumstances. I mean comeone there has to be a point where you should retreat rather than give free exp to the enemy team
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>>48211140
>>48211145
Yeah I really have no idea what he was doing because he ended up doing the most damage that match
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There's this pervasive mentality I'm seeing that farming is more important than fighting. Yes, I agree, that is true, and hence that is precisely why you have to fight for the farm. If farming is so important, you can't expect to just have it for free, and shouldn't let the enemy have it for free.
You shouldn't give up farm to go looking for fights, but at least defend your space and zone them out of it.
Useless cramorant, hope you drop all the way down to veteran.
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>>48210869
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>>48211209
pretty neat, not that anon who requested but thanks!
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>>48211209
Magnificent, thank you anon.
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>>48211209
Radical.
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>>48211185
Yeah, basically this. There’s a difference between
>“I have a strong attack so I’ll hit you a few times and scare you away from your Audinos, which are mine now”
and
>”running from your Audinos huh? Well I’m going to waddle my fat little faggot ass all the way over to your berries so I can hit you with a fat Sand Atta-oh I’m dead”
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You get to choose the next Pokemon and two holowears to release alongside it(could be related or not). What do you choose?
>Hawlucha
>Libre Style: Pikachu
>Libre Style: Machamp
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>>48210917
I play every day and I still lobby with /pug/ players. Maybe we just don't play at the same times.
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>Zeraora, our main powerhouse, hides in the bushes in his jungle while we 4v5 over Zapdos
>we all die, opposing team proceeds to melt Zapdos
>Zeraora janks Zapdos thanks to Discharge, but dies immediately
>we're all still waiting to respawn, no one got points and no way to make use of the open goals in time
Luckily we thrashed the enemy afterwards so we could score enough to win, but my god. That was the most pointless Zapdos play I have ever seen, glad my lane partner got mvp instead.
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I never played a moba type game, is it any good?
Is this game pay to win?
Gardevoir is my favorite pokemon is it fun to use?
Post art of gardevoir.
Hard mode: No booba.
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>>48211363

Game is kinda shit and last thing it needs is another gardevoir fag
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>>48211268
Weevile
Medieval: King Snorlax
Medieval: Archbishop Slowbro
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>>48211363
>I never played a moba type game, is it any good?
It's very casual. Which isn't a bad thing in a genre that's normally known for its autistic complexity and hour and a half matches. Could really use some new maps, though.
>Is this game pay to win?
Not in any way you're likely to notice.
>Gardevoir is my favorite pokemon is it fun to use?
She's fine in solo queue if you can play her well. If you can't play her well, she's a complete throw pick and your team will hate you for dragging them down.
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>>48211363
It's equal parts fun and frustrating, depends on you if you'd like it or not.
Yes, pokemon take a long time to unlock and items take an even longer time to fully upgrade. The items' levels matter a lot in battles.
Gardevoir is fun, but it's cursed with the latest level evolution in the game alongside Garchomp. It's stuck as a Ralts for most of the early game, which is very weak and vulnerable. Gardevoir however is a blast once fully evolved, and has one of the best ults in the game.
Gladly, Gardevoir is my favorite and I am not a waifufag.
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>>48211388
>It's very casual. Which isn't a bad thing in a genre that's normally known for its autistic complexity and hour and a half matches.

It is casual, but there's also surprisingly deep potential for it despite it being casual. As someone who's played dota for over a decade, I see things about this game that really beg to be explored but probably never will as a casual game ran by Tencent.

It's still a lot of fun to play casually though. And it's nice being on the Switch where I can play laying down and not have to be on a desktop for so long playing with keyboard & mouse for hour-long dota matches.
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>team doesn't wanna group for zapdos even though we're REAAAALLLY FUCKING STRUGGLING
>surprise, surprise, we lose by a landslide
Why do people do this?
It's literally the only way we're gonna win if we're that far behind.
Please group for Zapdos.
I won't be as upset if you die in a fight there, just fucking be there.
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>>48211363
Kill yourself, we don't need anymore shitters nor Gardecoomers.
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>>48211363
>I never played a moba type game, is it any good?
It’s fun and very casual. If anything the aggravating part is it’s so casual that no one seems to know what the fuck they’re doing half the time. Still matches are 5-10 minutes tops so unlike most MOBAs, even a shitty game won’t hold you hostage for very long
>Is this game pay to win?
Yes and no. It’s “pay to have better gear, faster” but just having good items isn’t enough to carry you. It’ll just make it easier to fight people of equal skill
>Gardevoir is my favorite pokemon is it fun to use?
She’s one of the hardest Pokemon to play as but very good if played well. So prepare for an uphill battle
>Post art of gardevoir.
I’m phone posting so no I don’t think I will
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>>48211446
People don't think while they play, just vibe self-harmingly.
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>>48211474
>She’s one of the hardest Pokemon to play as but very good if played well
Interesting choice of words...
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>>48211502
He's misleading you, she's actually one of the worse characters in the game by far and isn't seen at high levels of play at all. The only people that insist on playing her are people that want to fuck her. Her and Gengar are competing for last place.
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>>48211363
heres a gard i edited the booba off of
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>>48211520
This
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>>48211520
I wasn't the anon asking, just a bystander plucking out that weird passage.

I guess it's true in a sense. It is hard to play as her because she's useless for most of the game.
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>>48211363
Gardevoir kinda sucks. Just look at >>48211102. If you get bullied hard enough you'll take forever to evolve and not be a wasted team slot.
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>>48211552
Why would you edit the Booba out, retard
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>>48211388
>>48211395
>>48211474
Thanks, it's free and I may try it out.
Might have to suck as Gardevoir for a bit, but I like support and tech based characters, they usually have interesting tools to work with, or characters that need any amount of investment to be good, but can shine once they do get that point.
>Garchomp
Man I might have to try that one out too, both were my favorites in pokken.
>>48211584
Oh so it type of character that you need a team to baby you until you can take care of yourself?
Makes sense actually slow level up group and Kirlia has worse base stats then unkown.
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Anyone got a master lobby runnin?
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>>48211626
Let me finish my quick match of the day and I'll make one
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>>48211629

Cool standing by
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>>48211604
You'll need to spend 8k coins to get Gardevoir (very easily done within 1-2 days of playing, game throws a heap of coins at new players), you get the Wise Glasses item on day 2 from the Beginner Crustle Challenge. Also make sure to change your settings to be Camera Follows Moves. It gives you a little bit of a view in front of you if you hold down which skill you want to cast, makes it simpler to check for safety without constantly moving the camera with L
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>>48211631
39084550
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Laning against Lucario is always such a godawful experience no matter who you're playing.
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>two losses in a row because of last second pikachu shitpicks
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>>48211604
>Oh so it type of character that you need a team to baby you until you can take care of yourself?
Pretty much, yeah.
If your team supports you and you're really good about farming mobs for exp then you can get to to Kirlia then Gardevoir in under five minutes.
If they don't wanna support you or you get cucked outta exp then you might have a rough time.
It also depends on how hard the enemy team wants to bully you, because if they hard focus on you to keep you from evolving then you're kinda fucked.
If your enemy laner is a Lucario (who's really damn strong even at level 1) and/or Wigglytuff (who becomes a tanky status inflicting menace once it evolves) then you're far past fucked, which applies to most of the cast but especially late bloomers like Gardevoir and Garchomp.
Another thing is that Garde's super squishy with no mobility options outside of the Eject Button item, so you need to keep her outside of fights so that you can use your ranged attacks on the enemy as your team wails on them.
Always pick Moon Blast since it stuns which is really useful, never pick Psychic since while is slows and lowers Sp.Def half the cast can just dash two or three times to get to you and kill you anyway, making Psychic essentially useless.
Either Future Sight or Psyshock is fine, but Psyshock is better for farming since it resets skill cooldown with every hit on both wild mobs and enemies, unlike Future Sight which only resets on enemies.
A lot of other stuff you can either find out on your own or ask someone here.
Good luck, make us Gardebros proud.
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Looks like a dc/afk but we’ll see
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welp we got a random pick from an afk at draft
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>>48211699
>>48211701
Don't worry, Frog strong.
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Nice to have a legit jungle for once
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By the way, that was perfect on Zapdos.
If you see me start it and we are in the lead, it's to bait the enemy, and we turn on them.
If I start it and we are super behind, just focus the Zapdos.
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>>48211588
anon said no booba
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>>48211690
Another thing worth noting is that if you lane partner is Wigglytuff, Ninetales, or some other Pokemon that evolves at level 4, you NEED to give them the early exp until they evolve. Most of them can't defend you worth shit until they evolve, so the enemy team will rush in and bully you both. Once they evolve and can actually hold off the enemy team, then they can shift to helping you evolve.
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>>48211770
yeah, that's obvious

this ninetails is griefing me though
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>>48211775
>Another thing worth noting is that if you lane partner is Wigglytuff, Ninetales, or some other Pokemon that evolves at level 4, you NEED to give them the early exp until they evolve
Very, VERY true.
Yes, you need to evolve a soon as possible as to not be a useless Ralts forever, but other mons like the ones mentioned above become pretty strong at level 4 and can help and protect you once they get to that point.
Don't be selfish.
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>get absolutely dumpstered in lane
>nobody jungling
>have no goal zones by 5 minutes
>their team starts doing dumb shit
>they start losing some fights but are still up ~400 points
>their Zeroara decides to solo Zapdos after they kill 3 of us

You can probably guess what happens next. Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
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Fucking Venusaur refusing to group and only farm audinos.
God what goes through these people's heads.
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>>48211829

Was killin me watching him just fuck off on the map
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good work saving that one

there is NO reason for a ninetails to be in front of the wigglytuff, especially when the wigglytuff is already on the enemy audinos. he wanted to chase ralts under the goal instead of just take his farm after we killed enemy ninetails.

basically begged the enemy greninja to come kill us and leave 4 audinos for the level 3 ralts/a9 to recover
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fucking miguel
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>>48211835
It's hard to know just how much to bully the rats cause not gonna lie, I sometimes getting blinded by the want to bully. but yeah, wiggly should always be taking the lead.
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>>48211690
>>48211775
Okay, thanks that's good to know, last thing you want to do is hinder everyone else by hogging recourses form others.
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>be Crustle
>be walking to lane
>monitor the body language of my lane partner
>have about a minute to decide if I can be helpful Rock Tomb team player Crustle or if I need to bail on this retard ASAP with high speed Shell Smash score goblin Crustle
The thing I appreciate about Crustle is if I can tell my partner is trash I can just go do something else, so that’s kind of nice
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>>48211775
>Laning with a Goss
>Gives me every single mob
>Stays as Gossifleur for a long time
>Tfw no way of telling him to evolve before they figure out they can just bumrush with the jungler and we'll be fucked
Aaaaaaaaaa
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Solid
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Good work on that one, you two.
Miguel actually put in work, bless the lad.
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it's funny how i can single-handedly keep both cinderace and greninja out of the fight, like 80% of their damage, for an entire minute but team will only notice that i died and that i wasn't at the fight, not what i was doing
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>>48211881
Score goblin Crustle should be your ultimate goal anyways.
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>>48211916
yeah he did gud
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this is your top lane for tonight
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>jungle bunny takes my aipom
>take his lilipup in exchange
>stomp the other team into a 5 minute surrender anyway
he was a good sport about it but seriously when will they learn
poor guy should probably stay in ultra a little longer
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>>48211930
haha -13 rating
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>>48211930
Top lane doesn't matter much. If the greninja is unconfident enough to want to lane then top is exactly where you want him, and though ralts needs the EXP it just can't be trusted to defend the bottom lane goal.
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>>48211945
>Top lane doesn't matter much
stopped reading there
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>>48211949
that was the main point of the post, glad you got it
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>>48211960
thanks for sharing your veteran opinion
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>>48211941
it's tards like this that give garde a bad name
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>>48211971
you're welcome, it'll really help when you make it up here
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God Mr Mime is so fucking broken.
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>>48211983
every garde player is part of the problem
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104k damage frog
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>>48211990
na
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>having to lane against lucario and zeraora
>as squirtle with a ralts partner
Okay, I can understand Lucario, but what the FUCK is Zera doing in lane?
This game is out to get me.
There was literally nothing we could do until Drednaw.
Couldn't farm, couldn't defend, couldn't fight back, nothin'.
Even our jungler couldn't help cuz he was a squishy Fletchinder that got buttfucked like the rest of us.
Also I'm pretty sure their Garde was their jungler because she was level 8 by first Dred.
We got completely stomped all match.
Fuck me, man.
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>>48211993
Frog strong.
I really hope the really weird surge of zeraora players dies back down. Faggot cat completely hard counters Ninja.
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>>48211989

Try psychic
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>>48211984
>-13 rating
>make it up there
swing and a miss
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>>48211998
some games are just unwinnable but at least the pain lasts for only 10 minutes, maybe less if you surrender
with other mobas you'd have to suffer longer
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>>48211990
But it's my favorite, it was good teammate on my first gen 3 playthrough, plus it's line is cute.
That said this game should add more bug types like pic related and Galvantula.
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Holy shit I can't believe our random saved that game.
Fucking Blastoise ult is so retarded.
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>>48212090

Yeah that was stupid close
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i like how those buffs went full circle. you (frog) died to absol, who took your buffs, then i took them from him, garchomp from me, then you cleaned him up as soon as he got them
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>>48212021
>Everyone at bottom for Dred
>We're pretty fucking even
>Kill their Talonflame a couple times as Greninja to stop them from taking it
>Everyone is doing really well on our team but we can't win because our Lucario is soloing Rotom top
>Kills it
>Can't break their goal
>Their Crustle drives by top, breaks our goal, kills Lucario and returns bot
>Lucario respawns and goes to kill mobs in their jungle
>We're still at stalemate down bot
We lost by like 30 points in the end
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our ninetails is lagging out hard
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>>48212123

Yeah he screwed us
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What in the actual fuck were Ninetales and Gardevoir doing
Are you fucking kidding me
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this game was 4v5 the whole way through
ninetails was disconnecting 45 seconds out of each minute since the start

worse than a solo lane since he feeds and i don't get the exp
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thank god they surrendered wtf
they were about to win
gengar was NOT going to make it there in time
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Did Gengar keep chasing after we got Zapdos and he had 50 points!?
Are you serious
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Lol wowwww what idiots I knew they were up by a good bit
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>>48212182
yes
we were losing at that point too and he chased down someone and was not going to make it in time to score
we were going to lose
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>>48211268
>Scrafty with Drain Punch and shed skin shenanigans
>Comfy Winter Style: Ninetales
>Comfy Winter Style: Blissey
I just want to dress up my cotton candy fox.
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>>48212185
If Gengar wasn't an absolute fucking retard we would have been ahead.
Who the fuck chases kills, especially on a Lucario, when you have Zapdos and 50 points
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Also GG's you two. The game force closed on me, but that's probably a good spot to end anyways.
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y’all done? Ggs play again anytime I think we could probably grind pretty high
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Okay I made my profile doing tutorial, my guy has one long haired option and it makes him looks like a femboy, and I chose the blue outfit.
I hope I can unlock better hair(for free)
is Eldegoss good in this game?
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>heading to top lane as ralts
>two people head top even though i already called it, and neither one backs down
>fine, i'll go to bottom
>two people are already at bottom
>meaning i'm forced to jungle
>as ralts
>we win, but only because of zapdos, and because my teammates were actually good
So uhhhh, what do I do as jungler?
I couldn't even help bottom lane because I was still a Ralts after clearing jungle.
I was waaaaay out of my element.
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>>48212210
It's been a bit upstaged by other "support" mons lately, but it's still a solid character.
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>>48212219
False.
Edelgoss is still right behind wigglytuff. And both edelgoss and wigglytuff on the same team is a fucking nightmare.
>>48212210
Edelgoss is an easy A/S tier pokemon.
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Also Wise Glasses on Venusaur was fucking disgusting.
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>>48212230

I really wanted to play mime that game for the sp def debuff probably woulda been stupid damage figured lax bulk was needed tho
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>>48212243
mime is honestly just as tanky
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>>48212243
If Ninja is ever taken from me, feel free to pick whatever you want. I usually pick last to round out the comp if Ninja is taken. I think the only real role I still don't have yet for filling is support. But somehow, support is almost always one of the first things picked.
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>>48212258
Less guilt when you lose.
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>useless jungler gets MVP for having more kills than anyone despite scoring close to zero points and never actually helping with anything, least of all objectives
Can they at least make it so if you’re on the losing team nobody gets an MVP? I just know these dumb fucks are using it as a reason to keep doing what they’re doing
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>>48212219
>>48212226
okay good, if I have to use someone I don't want to be stuck with trash.
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>>48212287
just don't pick talonflame or pikachu and you're good. charizard is pretty bad, but not as useless as those two
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>>48212295
Fuck you, Talonflame is based.
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>>48212304
hey, I love the bird too, it's who I picked. but man does it blow ass and you'll see maybe 1/1000 good talonflames
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lobbies?
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im in ultra 2. looking for a lobby too. main wigglytuff, can also use cinderace and lax
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I saved up a couple energy rolls and the last one gave me Berry Snorlax

Fuck yeah
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Expert is terrible no matter what game you join.
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the whole team I was against was dumb as a bag of rocks.
Snorlax just walks into while he's close to dying, then tries to run when he has like 1hp, but he does this in the slow zone.
I then bullied him with my cottonpuff, I'm supposed to be support, but my support became killing the entire team of babies.
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>>48212391
I got Berry Lax on my second roll today.
I guess that's where all my good fortune went, my matches have been worse than usual all day.
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>>48212393
I feel that Ultra and Expert are the worst fucking places to be.
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>>48212404
Sorry to hear that. Mine have been surprisingly decent. I got MVP in my last match with my nigga Blastoise. Weirdly we had a jungle Cramorant that actually did pretty fucking good. I bot laned with a Pikachu that was on point with me at all times, and Snorlax/Ninetales lost Rotom twice and our first goal but we got both Drednaws, and swiped Zapdos from them after we completely wiped them

Best part was I didn’t even have to waste my unite during Zapdos so we all dove their goal and dumped our point while I bounced their entire team. They surrendered while we were all scuttling away to defend goals
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>>48212210
>I hope I can unlock better hair(for free)
Well, some hats come with wigs.
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>>48212423
>I got MVP in my last match with my nigga Blastoise
blastoise puts in work though
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>Start of game get ass handed to me
>endgame some how the enemy is trapped in spawn
wut
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>>48212523
Might as well take it, the opposite makes you wanna kill yourself.
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What control settings should I mess with? So far all I’ve done is changed to advanced targeting and to lowest % hp priority targeting
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>>48212500
I’ve always gravitated toward beefy tanks in MOBAs and he and Snorlax really do it for me. Honestly I’m worried for when they eventually nerf him because he’s not invincible, you just really need to focus him down. His unite move could do with a damage decrease though. Being a near instant giant AoE knockup is already pretty good
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>>48212210
You can't change your character's actual hair for free (it only costs 100 tickets,) but you get one hat that changes your hair color just doing the Crustle starter quest and then you also get a shitload of fashion tokens and random clothing items from the energy rolls so you can get clothing that changes your hair there too.
Eldegoss is great. If you play well, you will almost never die outside of teamfights and your kit is impactful.
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>solo-queue as master
>get put in a match with all veterans
>nobody is doing anything, just idling around the map, not doing any objectives until one person solos rotom or drednaw like 2 minutes after it spawns
>wandering away from the lane when bees spawn to go kill a corphish in the middle, grab the speed boost, walk back up to dunk the 3 points from corphish and then walk to the other lane
>winning by 200 points but don't protect any goals during double score time
>now losing, but dont try to take zapdos or try to score
>they go to zapdos, kill the enemy, then just teleport back to base with near-full HP
>they start protecting our goals only when we're losing and enemy has zapdos buff

what the fuck is even going on
ive played with veterans in /pug/ lobbies and you all weren't like that
am i in the fucking twilight zone
im not mad just confused
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>>48212545

Rapid spin is bullshit
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>>48212536
Turn on boosted auto indicator and turn off in pursuit motion or whatever.
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>>48212557
you say that but i bet you'd let blastoise take a rapid spin on your dick you sick fuck
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>>48212557
It’s strong but I’ve noticed people have started catching on that you either need to focus Blastoise while he’s still at range or hammer him the second he gets close. It’s still easy to take him out if everyone focuses him. I do think it could be a second or two shorter though
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>>48212554
I made the mistake of checking out the Unite subreddit the other day when googling a question, and someone had no idea they were doing bot games all the way to veteran and now have no idea how to actually play the game, they thought they were an untouchable god and just get curb stomped by real players. Also people posting clips of what's very likely Expert level games. Really opened my eyes to how garbage most players actually are
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>>48212601
>they were doing bot games all the way to veteran
How is that possible?
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>we're losing
>somehow teamwipe the enemy at zapdos with all 5 alive
>1:30 left on the clock
>mr mime, wigglytuff, cramorant all immediately start attacking zapdos. we have 7 seconds before greninja is alive, 15-20 seconds for the others
>cinderace, our only DPS, decides he's going to try to dunk 100 instead of help us with zapdos
>greninja spawns and is able to run and kill it on the very last tick of damage. even a half second earlier would have guaranteed we killed it uncontested

fuck you cinderace. even if we all went to go dunk there, zapdos would still be alive and the enemy would have their ults while we don't and we'd have to hope to snipe it from them.
you made the worst move possible and fucked all of us. fuck you. fuck you so hard.
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>>48212616
apparently their internet was hot garbage, so I guess it kept putting them with bots. maybe they just couldn't tell the difference between bots and sub-veteran players, because there's fundamentally no difference.
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Okay seriously what fucking Pokemon do I need to get good with to get into masters because clearly Eldegoss and Wigglytuff aren't cutting it. Yeah, I know I'll get in "eventually" with 50%+ winrate but this is getting insane now.
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>>48212637
maybe they didn't have internet at all so just played local bot matches, not knowing you needed internet to play with other people
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>>48212685
Lucario is absolutely bullshit, even if you're losing something you can dash across the whole fucking map, your ult is trash to snipe, use it for the speed boost+shield to go and walk past the enemy team to fuck up anyone.
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Ay I can buy gardevoir now, I can now be bad as my favorite.
Also Eldergoss really does become impossible to kill unless grouped up on, I had the entire team hiding in grass, which took me a bit, I thought my internet was bad and that's why they vanished and appeared, but whole team ambushed me as I walked peacefully to the goal.
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how the fuck do i goalmaxx as crustle because i feel like the enemy always knows where i am at every single point and the enemy kills all of their mobs so i waste time trying to find some during downtime to score goals
also i still feel like i get ripped apart despite having maxed out goals with cookie
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>>48212685
I have heard multiple anons say ninetales is the easiest to get to masters with.
Any of the big 4 (lucario, greninja, blastoise, wigglytuff) will get you there if you know what you're doing.
I did it with cramorant.
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>>48212711
Haven't played Ninetales since week 1, what's the set for it nowadays?
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>>48212725
same set it was week 1, veil + gleam
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>>48212735
Cool, cheers.
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>>48212711
I did it with Ninetales. I wouldn't say it's hard, but I'm not sure it'd be easier than something that carries a whole team like Blastoise or Lucario. To me Ninetales feels like it enables your teammates to play their best. But if your teams best is still shit you're kinda out of luck and there's not a lot you can do on your own to turn it around.
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>>48212708
>cookie
anon, I...
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>>48212708
have you played other mobas? crustle becomes effective with map awareness, pressure, and space
he needs to create space, not use space that others have created.
that's why some people do great with crustle while making it look easy, while those that try to emulate it are dogshit because they think it's just about the goals, without seeing all the fundamentals that guide those players' decision-making.


in other words, i would say you want as many enemies chasing you as possible. if you can waste the time of multiple enemies, especially the "carries" like lucario, cinderace, gardevoir, those are good trades.
if you can't actually dunk your points and they come to stop you, good. you're pulling them away from something else more important. don't necessarily retreat, but reset your positioning and try again. take some jungle mons while you're in the area. it's fine if they come to stop you, just be persistent and overwhelm them.
(but pay attention to the map and try to be aware of where the enemies are at.)

oh and if you see anyone trying to farm, just throw a stealth rock on it and you might steal it. or if you have x-scissor, just go and poke and run away. be as much of a cunt as possible. if it seems fun, do it.
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>Pledditfags trying to defend water shuriken
I am sick of playing with retards like this...
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Oh boy, I sure do love challaging a Lucario and Blissey in bottom, while the nitwits in top run into the enemy over and over and lose top goal before Dred
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>>48212762
The highs of winning in no way compares to the lows of losing with a bunch of retards.
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>>48212762
I see a lot of frogs using it, both enemies and allies. I see it on an enemy and feel pity for him, but my dumbass teammates still manage to feed him and he probably gets the false encouragement that he made the right choice because he got a lot of kills. But he could have gotten those kills without using any spells at all probably.
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>>48212601
the fucking stomp clips around release were unimaginably hilarious. it all went from "annoying reddit karma farm" to "public announcement that I'm bad at the game" the moment the truth about bot matches came out
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>>48212858
you have to be pretty fucking braindead to not realize it's bot matches...
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I don't know what's going on in the matches, I feel like I made little to no impact, all my impact is getting rushed by the whole team but my team literally just going to lower road and actually scoring points, I'm so confused but it's kind of funny because they were more concerned with attacking me and doing little to no scoring.



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