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>*SSSIIIPPP*
>It doesn't need to have the battle frontier
>It doesn't need to have contests
>It doesn't need to have the Safari Zone
>It doesn't need to have the game corner
>It doesn't matter if the Gym Leaders only have 3 Pokemon
>It doesn't matter that the Elite 4 only have 4 Pokemon
>It doesn't matter that half the region is locked behind the post game
>It doesn't matter that your rivals interrupt you all the time
>It doesn't need to have secret bases
>It doesn't matter that the region isn't cohesively put together
>It doesn't matter that you can't catch non-new pokemon before the post game
>It doesn't matter that you're constantly interrupted by cutscenes
>It doesn't matter that the tutorials are unskippable
>It doesn't matter that there are no Gym Leader rematches
>It doesn't matter that they removed the PokeRadar
>It doesn't matter that they removed honey trees
>It doesn't matter that the graphics are low quality for the console it's on
>It doesn't matter that some sprites are literally just copy and pasted
>It doesn't matter that it removed berry farming
>It doesn't matter that it removed ball capsules
>It doesn't matter that it removed following pokemon
>It doesn't matter that they removed the Pokeathalon
>It doesn't matter that the game is completely linear
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>>48203996
Hilda's ass.
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https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/image/qJq5sldUlFdY_wsiPgEoOA/
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>>48204038
I will keep doing it until unovaborts stop making threads hating gen 2
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>>48204014
Hildass
Hilbutt
post them.
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kys discordtranny
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>>48203996
>>It doesn't matter that the game is completely linear
It doesn't. Platinum, Gen 5, and Gen 6 prove that a game can be linear and still give the player enough agency to feel like they're exploring on their own.
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The OP has a skin color that is darker then the average poster
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>>48204051
Gen II is shit you fucking genwunner spammer.
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>*SSSIIIPPP*
>It doesn't need to be manual
>It doesn't need to have a RWD drivetrain
>It doesn't need to have a good motor
>It doesn't need to be comfy
>It doesn't matter if it is slower than a Honda Civic Type R
>It doesn't matter that it is unreliable
>It doesn't matter if it has a bad warranty
>It doesn't matter that It can catch fire frequently
>It doesn't need to be fun to drive
>It doesn't matter if it breaks frequently
>It doesn't matter that it looks very ugly and unappealing
>It doesn't matter that it has no suspension at all
>It doesn't matter that the performance version of it is worse than the normal version
>It doesn't matter that the warranty doesn't cover the car when it will burst into flame or it will blow up
>It doesn't matter that the car is a literal copy from actual good German or Japanese cars
>It doesn't matter that it is very heavy
>It doesn't matter that it has a low horsepower
>It doesn't matter that there is no safety whatsoever in the car
>It doesn't matter that the engine sounds like crap and that it smokes
>It doesn't matter that tires are all bad and unreliable
>It doesn't matter that we lies to people to convince them that "we improved"
>It doesn't matter that the cars are all a death coffin, with 50% more deaths in car accident are linked to korean cars than japanese cars
>It doesn't matter that all hyundais/kia/genesis are made for fat losers virgins
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>>48203996
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>>48204212
why is Yawnfag Canadian?
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>>48204014
Fair counterpoint.
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>>48204038
and he got BTFO’d every time yet continues
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>>48203996
the subway is very close to being a frontier
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>>48203996
>Gen 5 is boomer tier
Retard.
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>>48204212
>RSE all green
You shouldn't lie like that.
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>>48203996
>>It doesn't need to have the battle frontier
>>It doesn't need to have contests
>>It doesn't need to have the Safari Zone
>>It doesn't need to have the game corner
>>It doesn't matter that they removed the Pokeathalon
>>It doesn't matter that it removed ball capsules
>>It doesn't matter that it removed berry farming
>>It doesn't matter that they removed honey trees
>>It doesn't matter that they removed the PokeRadar
>>It doesn't need to have secret bases

Featurebloat shit that no normal person used.
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>>48206341
frontier isn't bloat
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>>48206352
Absolutely is, unless you're a smogonfag who thinks competitive pokemon isn't toxic as hell for the franchise.
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>>48206354
uh, toxic behavior isn't the same thing as the gameplay itself being toxic?
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>>48206361
The idea of competitive pokemon and the metashitters are absolutely a bad thing for Pokemon as a franchise.
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>>48204014
Pppprrrrttttttbbbrrrrrrgggg
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>>48206372
y
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>>48206354
Competitive pokemon is good if it's multiplayer, fighting against AI in a frontier is braindead.
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>>48206396
i mean... the whole story mode is also AI...
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>>48206404
But story mode has..you know, story. Frontiers are just battle simulators.
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>>48206451
Pokémon has story? Could've fooled me.
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>>48206458
Gen 5 has a good story.
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>>48206472
It does.

Would you still play it if it was only story and no battles?
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>>48206487
You mean like actual good combat that's not from the 1990's? Of couse. Without any combat at all? Probably. A Pokemon Visual Novel where you can still catch and raise pokemon sounds pretty kino.
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>>48206509
Yeah, I guess it could be interesting if they did it right.
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>>48203996
>>It doesn't matter that half the region is locked behind the post game
imagine complaining about 2-3 hours of post game exploration.
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>>48206396
>Competitive pokemon is good if it's multiplayer,
Stopped reading there. Kill yourself smogonfag.

>>48206377
Because it poisons the franchise and takes it from being about the adventure to being about making pokemon rape each other until you get one with perfect IVs and nature.
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>>48206472
No it fucking doesn't. It's literally Gen 1 again. Ghetsis existing literally invalidates everything and the forced cutscenes drag the game down to the point I can't finish gen 5 anymore. I never replay it because of the shit mons, shit story, and slow pace.
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>>48206882
>if I simplify the story that means it’s simple
KEK
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>>48203996
Based. Gen 5 is overrated and everything was perfect until B/W came out.
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Yes.
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>>48206901
It isn't complex. The Evil team was evil the entire time, and their supposed "do-gooding" was retarded. No, your pokemon are not better off without you, which is something the series has driven home in all its mediums. There's nothing to question unless you're a stupid zoomer.

Team Plasma is the worst team in the franchise, hands down. N is a shitty character and whoever thought him up deserves 12 gauge buckshot to the face, Ghetsis is a shit and predictable twist villain, Gen 5 is pure trash that has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and you should kill yourself you unovabortion.
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>>48203996
In my opinion this game is missing a clefairy counterpart. Like something you could easily use as a starter.
But I think axew can even kinda fit that role and is actually a good dragon starter.
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>>48206917
>I’m the only zoomer in this thread
>>48206938
>let me ignore the entire story again to show how simple it is
You’re embarrassing yourself even further, anon. How about just stop replying for the sake of replying? Nothing will happen to you, as you should know this his site is anonymous.
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>>48204051
>seething genwarfag is a johto fan
like clockwork
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>>48203996
>It doesn't need to have the battle frontier
It doesn't since BW2 has PWT as well as Black Tower/White Treehollow

>It doesn't need to have contests
It doesn't because it has musicals

>It doesn't need to have the Safari Zone
It doesn't since it has Dream World/Entralink

>It doesn't need to have the game corner
See above

>It doesn't matter if the Gym Leaders only have 3 Pokemon
It doesn't considering the "hardest gym leaders" people love to parrot only have 2 to 3 Pokemon at most

>It doesn't matter that the Elite 4 only have 4 Pokemon
It doesn't because the E4 prior to Sinnoh repeated Pokemon so you effectively were fighting 3 Pokemon
4 strong pokemon> 4 jobbers and 1 decently strong pokemon (many of them being unevolved)


>It doesn't matter that half the region is locked behind the post game
It doesn't because your beloved Johto locked 90% of Kanto to the postgame

>It doesn't matter that your rivals interrupt you all the time
So like every Pokemon game?

>It doesn't need to have secret bases
Yep. Join Avenue was a billion times better.

>It doesn't matter that the region isn't cohesively put together
Name one region that is

>It doesn't matter that you can't catch non-new pokemon before the post game
That's a good thing

>It doesn't matter that you're constantly interrupted by cutscenes
They're good tho, unlike all the ones that came after

>It doesn't matter that the tutorials are unskippable
so like every Pokemon game excluding Gen 8?

>It doesn't matter that they removed the PokeRadar
It doesn't because they had Phenomeons

>It doesn't matter that they removed honey trees
Honey trees sucked and you know it. Also see above

>It doesn't matter that the graphics are low quality for the console it's on
The only valid point you made at this point

>It doesn't matter that some sprites are literally just copy and pasted
so like Gen 1 (Yellow) to Gen 2, and Gen 2 to Gen 3, and Gen 3 to Gen 4?
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>>48203996
>>48208392

>It doesn't matter that it removed berry farming
Dream World was better

>It doesn't matter that it removed ball capsules
Okay, another valid point

>It doesn't matter that it removed following pokemon
Another valid point considering they had the overworld sprites for all 649 Pokemon

>It doesn't matter that they removed the Pokeathalon
It doesn't because they had something to replace it (musicals, and Pokestar for BW2)

>It doesn't matter that the game is completely linear
Only Gen 1 is "non linear" and it wasn't on purpose. I barely count Gen 2 as non-linear because it only matters slightly after the third gym.
Non-linear was always a meme anyway. Gen 5 makes up for it with lots of optional/alternate paths and areas in each route.


So after all that babble, you only made 3 points. How sad.
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>>48204051
>implying unovabortions and johtoddlers aren't the same people
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>>48208648
becaus on Kantoooooo is good, right?
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>>48204051
>I will keep doing it until unovaborts stop making threads hating gen 2
No one's making hate threads about Johto. Hell, all I see is Johto positivity threads with Johtoddlers bashing other regions. The fact that you think that it's Unovafags in particular doing so and nobody else makes you a borderline schizo.
God, I like Johto, but I fucking loathe Johtoddlers like you. You not only make the region and games look bad, but you also put a massive target on it's head for trolling and shitposting.
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>>48208392
This, but to add a few things:
>It doesn't need to have the Safari Zone
>It doesn't since it has Dream World/Entralink
You also have the Nature Preserve.
>It doesn't matter if the Gym Leaders only have 3 Pokemon
>It doesn't matter that the Elite 4 only have 4 Pokemon
Just play in challege mode. You can literally just find a full save online and transfer the challenge mode key.
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>>48203996
Fuck shitty bait
Unova is /vp/s ultimate boogeyman
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>>48204212
its amazing how you retarded faggots go into damage control because apparently no one can dislike gen 5
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>>48210001
Hi Yawnfag!
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>>48210001
This, but with gen 2.
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>>48203996
Half of these apply to most of the game
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>*SSSIIIPPP*
>It doesn't matter now what happens, I will never give up the fight
>It doesn't matter who is wrong or who is right
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>>48203996
>>It doesn't need to have the Safari Zone
>>It doesn't need to have the game corner
Yes
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>>48204212
The post reeks of self importance
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Still have never played Gen V
Seethe, cope, and dilate
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Make genlove not genwar
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>>48203996
I agree with almost all of this and would have completely lost interest in Pokemon past Gen 4 if it weren't for Nuzlockes, but some of these are true.
It literally does not matter that honey trees were removed.



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