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Pokémon UNITE is a 5v5 MOBA where the objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS

READ THE OFFICIAL GUIDE BEFORE PLAYING: https://www.pokemon.com/us/strategy/a-minute-by-minute-guide-to-pokemon-unite-battles/

>Database (Right side for links)
https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite

>Upcoming
- Mamoswine, Sylveon (TBA)
- Greedent (datamined)
- English mobile release 9/22 (pre-register = free Pikachu & skin, applies to both versions)
- Spectate mode

>Current
- Blastoise is released!
- Minor events
https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtml
- Most recent patch notes
https://unite-db.com/patch-notes/

Previous: >>48140922
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this game has absolutely no future
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when can I play Probopass and be an asshole setting turret noses in the grass
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QUIT FUCKING TRYING TO GO FOR SNEAKY GOALS DURING ZAPDOS YOU COLOSSAL CLOUT-SUCKING FAGGOTS. FUCKING FROGFAGS EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
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>>48146051
So do I only have 2 weeks or whatever to get the Cinderace skin? I’m guessing it rotates out once the “first half” is done or whatever? Some of the things in this game are kind of nebulous
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Soloq has done me justice today. Went from Ultra 1 to Ultra 3. See you guys at Vet 4 tomorrow.
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Anyone up for some standard? Done playing ranked today.
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>>48146086
>be me
>play greninja
>heck yeah im a sneaky ninja guy
>gonna stealth my way into their goal and score a slick 100
>fuck yeah MVP with my 121 points dunked
>wait what the fuck why didn't my team score
>tfw this keeps happening
can this game PLEASE stop matching me with braindead shitters fml
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>have to hold water spout's button during rapid spin or it cancels early
for what fucking purpose?
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Why are Charitards so fucking retarded
Stay the fuck out of my jungle you shitters
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>charizard is able to 1v4
>i accidentally take his mvp
fuck
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>>48146112
71480916
Trying out pikachu
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Held item for toise? eject button seems redundant when you can spin away
I'm going potion
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>>48146188
Starting game.
1 more spot for standard if anyone is interested.
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>lose cleanly, enemy didn't even need Zapdos
>see results screen
>Greninja and Cinderace on my team get 0 fucking kills
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>mission says get MVP six times
>none of the mons i play have an easy time scoring
How are you supposed to get this shit if all you playe are supports or squishy mons like Cram?
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Good games, H and S
>>48146016
I'm level 78 with 2 weeks left, and I started a week late
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>>48146208
Play quickplay with a different pokemon
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>>48146208
Play Wiggly
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>>48146208
cram is one of the easiest mvp targets ya goofball
just engage and cap when they're down
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how did my Charizard Unite get cancelled by Cramorant Unite
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>>48146113
Opposite for me the shitter Greniggas keep trying to sneak in points, but never help with team fights and objectives.
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>>48146016
Diligent boys and girls have been able to get it since last week's weeklies, assuming they've been doing all their dailies since release
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>>48146249
Anon that's exactly what the post is describing
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Finally got into master Thanks to the Cramorant and Blastoise I played with they were really good<333
also rate the fit boys
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>>48146214
>>48146250
Alright thanks
I shelled out for the Pikachu set so I got to Cinderace a while ago
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>>48146208
Supports get easy MVP with Score Shield
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>>48146051
>devious legos
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>>48146088
The Cinderace skin will definitely be made available again after this season, so mobilefags can get it. It could be added to the shop or the gacha or just recycled into S1 part 2.
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>play tuff
>fighting over zap
>use my ult, then chase down someone running away to the lower part of mid
>kill them and return
>in that timeframe of maybe 7 seconds, my entire team died somehow
>lose
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>about to kill supportkek
>focus band proc and they manage to retreat to their tower
every fucking time
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>>48146287
>leaving Zap for seven seconds
ngmi
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solo ranking is the most frustrating shit ever...
most fags dont know how to play lower lane.
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>low HP blastoise surfs me and then hydro pumps me before the surf flinching even ends so I can't even get him with my own surf
Honestly one of the few characters I have trouble 1v1ing as grenigga barring a charizard with ult up
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>>48146347
Literally every grenigga I faced as zard fucked over my ult with smoke screen
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>>48146363
Yeah I'm usually able to get away, but thanks to buddy barrier there's no way I'm killing that thing until it's over and usually that means it taking out one of my friends or his team catching up.
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>>48146334
*steals your starting aipoms*
*goes to fight the audino closest to your base instead of contesting the middle one*
*goes around and scores as you get your shit pushed in*
idk man just don't die in the 2v1 and let me score lmao
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>>48146258
Ah, didn't see the other post, well again Fuck Greniggas
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I feel like Score Shield is great on anyone, offense or defense. I'm going to start using it on everyone as there have been a few games lost I could've won if I'd scored.
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>>48146113
you hurt me anon, please, I've faced shutters like that so many times where they just ignore that this is a team game...
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>>48146196
are you the potion blastoise in masters? like the past couple of days?
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>almost ultra
>now expert class 4 almost 3

haven't won a single game, my last end tally was 200 goals 10 kills 8 assist

I have tried eveyrthing now to help the teams I am on

they just wont fucking score any goals and get stomped in the first 2 min

last game they just left a goal at 2/100 the entire match

the end score was 215, 200 was me

I seriously have no idea, nobody does anything they just run around farming and zipping back to base
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>>48146262
Breedable.
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>>48146434
complaining about expert is like complaining about bronze games dude, everybody sucks and you just have to carry yourself out
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>>48146208
I got MVP today with fucking Blissey. No excuses.
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>>48146394
And it's always the raltz faggot who plays like this. I AM FREAKING LOSING IT. MOBA IS NOT SANE FOR ME
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>>48146208
That should be pretty easy in lower ranks since nobody knows how to play. I already have like 12 and I rarely even play attackers or all-rounders.
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>>48146262
thanks for the carry <3
t. blastoise/wiggly
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>>48146494
Better than that faggot going jungle and not participating in anything and finishing with 0 points and 0 kills
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>>48146494
>pick eldegoss
>somebody always switches to ralts and follows me to whichever lane I pick
please fucking stop
I keep the hard hitters alive I can't help your shitty ass evolve when I don't do damage alive, go fuck off and let the Lucario bully children with me
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>>48146198
holy shit who wanted surrender when we were in the lead
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STOP
STARTING
ZAPDOS

FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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>>48146530
Someone butthurt when he got ko'd
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>sitting at 360 performance points and zero crystals
>figure I'll throw a game so I don't accidentally overflow and potentially derank from a loss streak
>pick Blissey
>team splits into a 1-1-3 formation to keep two people with Blissey at all times
>we completely destroy the other team
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
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>>48146530
Also matchmaking is so awful, none of these people in standard know how to play the game and are afraid to go center. Leaving fucking pikachu to jungle
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>>48146434
no I had this issue too. I was Veteran 5 though and suddenly went on a losing streak when I was 1 star away from being Ultra.
Currently stabling between V4 with 2-1 star.
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>>48146428
Nope, haven't played ranked with the turtle
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>>48146531
Had a big loss streak yesterday, and every time I fucking FORCED a win by hard carrying my heavy team's ass, finally a relief from the loss train, NOPE the dipshit blastoise that's been feeding all game and doing nothing starts hitting zapdos while all the enemies are up and an ally dead. He gets mauled, we lose.

A few more losses, more despair, and I force another easy win. Nope, this time the veteran greninja just starts throwing water shurikens at zapdos at 2:00 exactly as it spawns. Why not, we're obviously winning anyway! On the bright side, at least his retarded faggot ass didn't get a win.

I've since started a meta-game within each match where I try and predict WHO is going to throw and HOW exactly they are going to do it. I'm not winning that game either, because they keep finding new and clever ways to ruin the game that I would never have imagined happening.
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>>48146586
Are you a chargers fan? Kek
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>>48146595
no, what's the correlation? is that already a thing?
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WHAT THE FUCK

THE FUCKING DAILY ROLLOVER FUCKING LAGGED ME OUT OF MY FUCKING GAME AND WE LOST
FUCK YHYsdaksd90fuasd=-90q348wyguiaxdh0
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Good games T had fun playing standard today
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>>48146707
ggs
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does anyone here live in china and how mcuh would it cost for you to shoot up timi's studio
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>>48146739
300 Yuan and you have a deal.
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>>48146748
ho w mcuh is that, lijke 30 bcks
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If i were to play talonflame, what are his go-to items?
right now my set up is generic muscle band, scope lens and buddy barrier
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Bruh playing this game on the tiny ass joycons is suffering. I don't have the funds for the pro controller and it feels like my micro consists of hoping my skill goes in the direction I want. Shit is legit carpal tunnel inducing when you are mashing so many buttons.
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>can't do my job as jungler because a ralts stole my lillipup
I want Raltsfags GONE
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>>48146758
Drop scope lens, add score shield or focus band
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>>48146775
I don't know why teammates always go for our farm. I'll always make an attempt to sneak into their jungle and get some cheeky crab farm if I'm behind.
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This is Wartortle, one of the strongest Pokemon in Unite. Say hi or you'll get Water Spouted.
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I fucking hate this Greninja jungle meta. Actually just fucking hate Greninja in general.
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>>48146769
I got a powera wired controller for 20 bongs. The left stick is starting to play up a bit after 280 hours though but I can't go back to playing docked or with normal joycons because being able to map new moves to the grip buttons feels so good.
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>>48146794
I kneel
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>>48146794
[x] Genuflect
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>>48146797
another game, another Greninja Blastoise Lucario Zeraora Wigglytuff
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>>48146769
I bought a knockoff controller for 40 bucks that still works just fine two years later, but if you're looking for something cheaper most wired pro controller knock offs cost a bit over 20 dollars
joycons a shit
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>>48146802
>enhanced
>metallic dpad
>"gaming buttons"
>takes AAs
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>>48146797
i hated him until i played him myself
lil nigga is fun and okay with me
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>>48146892
kek I just wanted a pic that showed the back buttons
The one I have is wired only and doesn't have that tacky metallic dpad
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note that even though blastoise is a "defender" he's not a true tank and you should still have a snorlax
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>>48146924
note that you literally don't need a tank
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Reminder to feed the other team so they have a longer respawn timer at Zapdos
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Guys please play slowbro :(. I’ll even give you clothes if you do.
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>events bar has a ping
>huh that's weird I already got my daily rewards
>check it out
>event missions round 3
>Participate in 5 battles with Slowbro
oh ok Tencent I will
tfw have been playing Slowbro all day already for a change in pace
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>friend who hasn't played in a while hops on
>I pick Blastoise while he picks Snorlax
>I dump damage while he pins everyone on the walls so they just hold the rapid spin and full water spout damage
Holy shit we were unstoppable
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>>48146952
I main slowbro :)
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>>48146979
and I'm already getting insta-locked out of it lol
this is gonna be painful
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>>48146952
Just play Slowbro with Blastoise
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this dumb nigga just whiffed his entire blastoise ult at zapdos
trying to ult a single wigglytuff
and he missed
he wasn't even close
wigglytuff was far gone before he even cast it

fucking retard
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>>48146935
didn't ask for your expert level opinion
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>>48146992
balk teams are extraordinarily fun (if they work)
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>>48147004
Sorry
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>>48147074
no worries it gave me a good laugh
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>>48146992
well yeah, both characters have all the Unstoppable skills
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>>48146797
Fucking Same!
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>>48147108
Very true. It's not a combination I've seen though, especially with people only picking Crustle as another think or Snorlax/Blastoise as a solo if anything.
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I'm doing CPU standard match for the Slowbro missions and it's actually kinda fun. It's all newfriends and there's no MVP tryharding like in quick match.
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>check out new missions
>play as the following role: Speedster
I'd rather go through Abra hell again.
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>>48147121
yeah I'm gonna switch to CPUs for this because there's only a 1 in 5 chance you actually get to pick Slowbro every match
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>one person picks Zeraora
>"I'll go to the central area"
>another guy picks Frog
>"I'll go to the central area"

Moments before disaster
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>>48147004
My favorite part of Blastoise's ult is that it is so obviously announced and requires enough startup time to just flash out of the way.
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>>48147147
I just had a match like this, only frog and Talonflame. The match was a beautiful mess despite us losing. I don't know how they did it, but the entirety of both teams rushed to top lane before Dreadnaw for some reason (not for Rotom, as it was alive after Dread was taken).
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>>48147147
it doesn't matter what character I'm playing, if Zeraora calls jungle, I call jungle too. they're usually unphased, but I assume they don't have the brain capacity to be confused about it. I'm not dumb enough to split the EXP though
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niggas still b playin unite lmfao
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>>48147183
Yeah
What are you gonna do about it
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Anyone down to do a master/ultra lobby?
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Man, they REALLY want you to play Slowbro.
I like Slowbro so that's cool with me, but wow.
Guess they realized how outclassed Slowbro is right now and really want people to give him a chance.
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>>48147204
I b laffin at u ain't u trid havn sex or sumthin ?? u b frontn rite? u aint relly b playn pokemon??
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>>48147222
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
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>>48147205
Yeah, want me to host one?
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>>48147205
bet u suck ass
rank up onn ur own wimp
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>>48147218
>single Wartortle headband
>locked behind thousands of tickets
>full Slowbro set
>please just fucking play him once I beg of you just 1 game, please? no? oh come on
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>>48147154
wigglytuff was long gone before he even started casting it
boy musta been playing from hawaii
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>>48147218
he's STILL my go-to if i REALLY need to win a game
i rarely lose games as slowbro, even when we have a griefer
it's for that very reason that i don't spam him though. i have to have my energy and focus in tune with the slowbro in order to do well
that's probably why everyone sucks with him. you have to BE the slowbro
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man that slowbro objective is a pain in the ass, it hurts relying on a pokemon that requires your teammates to not be retarded
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I'm just gonna wait until everybody else has gotten their Slowbro games to try this
I'm end up getting frustrated trying to land Slowbro right now
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>>48147293
Just do it in a CPU match where you can bully the other team even as Slowpoke. Standard matches usually end at the 5 minute mark if you don't want to do quick.
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>>48147133
cpu quick match with a speedster, big deal
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>>48147218
He's just fucking garbage now that they've buffed Wiggly and released Blastoise. Both just as tanky, both with just as much CC (except they DON'T need to wait until level 11 before their CC stuns for 500000 years). Both dealing twice as much damage. Telekinesis is one of the shittiest projectiles in the game alongside Guard Swap, slow, short-ranged, small hitbox, and it gets fucked by EVERYTHING. Wild pokemon in the way, you wasted half your kit. Ninetails on the enemy team? Literally just doesn't work for whatever reason.

They could nerf the shit out of Blastoise's damage and revert wiggly to pre-buff defenses and he'd still just be a decent pick. And that's all without even TALKING about Snorlax.
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>queue up a cpu quick match
>it's all masters
lel
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>first ever online game was slowbro
>was my secondary for the entire road to masters
>got into masters as slowbro
>haven't touched slowbro since blastoise came out
one last job, for old times' sake
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How true is pic related?
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>>48147371
It's still untrue no matter how much people seem to want it to be, /pug/ is still one of the fastest threads on this entire board.
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>Blissey can die mid-ult
Sad
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Just played my slowbro match. Lost first drednaw and got stuck at level 8 for like 3 whole minutes, but hit 9 then got to lock down machamp during his ulti at drednaw and immediately jumped to 11.

The enemies were all level 13-ish, but i pushed them up to their goal and just kept triple-surfing them and erasing damage with amnesia and they couldn't leave or kill me. Zapdos spawned, my allies ran there, i kept these 3 (machamp, wigglytuff, mr mime) locked at bot lane for another 15 seconds until my allies took zapdos.
Great turnaround, team did great work.

I think that's the secret to slowbro, pick your victim and firmly tell them that they won't get to play the game at all.
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>>48147424
now do it 4 more times
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>>48147424
when you bro it up you have to make sure you use the lock on icon option so you can target your ult correctly
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>>48147437
i don't use that, i just aim it by holding thebutton then moving the stick
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>>48147371
so true, bestie!!
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>>48147445
that's cool until they're all bunched up and it's chaos then you get body blocked
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Wiggly is so cancerous in lane holy shit.
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Playing as Slowbro sucks.
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You know Telekinesis isn't so bad, just distracted a Greninja from reaching the zap goal.
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>>48147507
you know something YOU SUCK
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>>48147470
in that case it auto-targets whoever has the lowest HP
that's not always who i want
it sucks when i'm casting it on someone else then some 2% hp eldegoss ejects into my way and it catches him for 0.1 seconds as he was already dead anyway
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>>48147507
literally PREP THE BULL simulator pokemon
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>>48147371
>image title
what is it supposed to mean, how did the community kill it?
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In an effort to talk about something other than how retarded are teams are, what are the top 5 Non-legendary Pokemon you want to see added to the game? And if you could pick one legendary which would it be?

I would say Porygon-Z, Hawlucha, Granbull, Tyrantrum, and Decidueye. For a legendary I want Mewtwo because I’ve always thought he was cool. I’m willing to admit I’m a complete nostalgiafag for the OG legendary
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how would (you) buff slowbro
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>>48147588
Remove him from the game and replace with a better Pokemon
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>went for a backcap because I saw 2 enemies go for backcaps
>suddenly I look at the central area and there's a full on 50/50
>realise I fucked up and immediately go back to central area after scoring
>just in time to finish off zap with my blastoise ult by spinning back
>no one gave me a good job

Probably deserved that lol. It was a fine line between total assfaggotry and clutch.
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They are going to ramp up events and shit after mobile releases right? It's weird they haven't even added any new trainer outfits to the shop.
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>>48147560
Crobat, Chandelure, Golisopod (could have a built in Eject Button as its ability), Decidueye, and Mimikyu (Or Plusle&Minun that you control separately or together like the Lost Vikings in Heroes of the Storm). Legendary would probably be Blacephalon.
>>48147588
Telekinesis can chain to enemies near the target at diminishing returns depending on how many it chains to. as in less duration on the second pokemon it hits, but it still nabs the first one for the full duration.
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>>48147518

>>48147437
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>>48147560
>non-legendary
Raichu, Volcarona, Jynx, Scizor, Gourgeist
>legendary
Mewtwo
He's the OG badass legendary.
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>"play a speedster 3 times"
>own talonflame
>take it to standard
>get demolished
how do I play bravest bird
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>>48147619
ignore team, farm bees, dunk
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>>48147619
find somebody on their own, ambush them and melt their health with your dummy damage fly/brave bird
pick off people with low health
don't engage in fights against multiple enemies, use your tools to escape
harass the enemy goals as best as you can and pull out to draw their attention for your other teammates
Talonflame isn't a team fighter, it's a lone wolf that weakens the enemy team before the fights break out
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>>48147619
You piss people off as your job by constantly harassing them.
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>>48147609
They've added clothes though
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>>48147588
Revert Surf back to its pre-nerf iteration, make Telekinesis unstoppable and give it better lock-on properties.
Maybe increase its range, too.
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Just a sec.
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>>48147630
>>48147631
I think that was my big issue, I kept trying to join teamfights to help. Which battle item should I be using? Fluffy tail, goal getter, x attack?
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>>48147643
I use Muscle Band, Focus Band and Score Shield
Muscle Band for obvious reasons, Focus Band to survive longer as I run away with Flame Charge/Fly which draws people away from where they should be and Score Shield (with Goal Getter) to get in big scores as Talonflame is great at getting around the map. It's easy to find nice opportunities to dunk and zip back to where you need to be with how fast you can manoeuvre.
I also usually save up points and Goal Getter for right around the 2:00 mark as it's easy to get in a quick x2score while everybody else is focused on something then Fly over the walls back to Zapdos for the inevitable shitshow, which usually makes an enemy or two panic and try to defend instead of grouping up for Zapdos
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>>48147612

>>48147445
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had a game a little bit ago where snorlax with exp share went to lane with me (wigglytuff) against a blissey/garchomp lane
that poor fucking gibble had such a rough game
level 3 for like 3 whole minutes
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>>48147668
i don't understand the point you're trying to make
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>>48147688
I really don't know what goes through Gible/Raltsfags minds when they decide to lane with a Support
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Standard isn't even playable right now. Almost everyone is new and has no fucking clue what they are doing. I'm not even talking about simple stuff like rotating to drednaw. Basic stuff like someone going jungle, the greninja sure didn't know, he was also never present for the zapdos fight which we won, he was farming audino or bees and didn't even make it in time to score from zap. This game desperately needs a matchmaking fix. Masters players should never be playing with potion only new players
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>>48147699
In my last standard match, I had an Eldegoss who did nothing but farm until we lost Zap and then sat in base the rest of the match.
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>>48147147
It's always a Greninja Faggot too. They think they are the hottest shit to walk this earth and yet half of them don't have to skill to provide or completely ignore the game, causing us to lose. No teamwork, no score, nothing.
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>>48147716
>no score
What kinda Greninja you playing with? Every fucking Greninja on the planet no matter which team they're on does nothing but do shitty backdoor scores and cost everyone the match because they aren't there for important teamfights
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>>48147699
Also, I'm in Standard griefing as Slowbro :^)
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>>48147725
I said half of them. Meaning some will try to score but will fuck it up or announce it to the whole team they are making a score.
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>>48147710
My teammate greninja farmed enough to get to lvl 14. He dealt 10k damage. Besides myself only my teammate snorlax did more than 30k. Like what the fuck. I've also experienced several afk players today. Guess I gotta practice new mons in ranked and tank my masters rank just so I can have a real match
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>>48147147
Ya love to see it.
We lost by 400 points, btw.
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>>48147699
I had games where I have a team with a couple of potion newfriends and the other team were probably eject button experts. The game somehow thinks by averaging out the ranks the two teams are the same. It's not fun for me or little timmy who gets their shit pushed in the first time they are playing the game. I've just resorted to creating an alt account and play ranked mode there for practicing purposes.
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>>48147716
Greninja players being retards have nothing to do with it. It's matchmaking. He's clearly a new player, don't match masters player with week one retards
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>>48146068
Yet it is still popular as hell even with the shit match making. The only thing that is dragging Unite down is this stupid match making system. Hopefully it gets patched soon as the game grows in popularity but all online games need SBMM
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>>48146287
Never leave your team alone with a Zapdos, that is a core rule. If you see Zapdos stick to it.
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you DID complete your 5 matches as slowbro, right /pug/?
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>>48147774
no I'm waiting for everybody else to do it first so I get to pick Slowbro for free every match
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>>48147371
Untrue and fake no matter how much you cry and beg for this to be true. The only thing Unite really needs to prioritize is fixing match making with a SBMM system.
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>>48147766
Doesn't work if both teams are not retarded enough to initiate Zapdos.
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>>48147588
Faster, longer-range telekinesis. Fix the interrupts. Make Amnesia last longer, shorter cooldown, and have a bigger effect. Scald should lower enemy attack and maybe blind or something.
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I hope Mamoswine is Defender breaker. Seriously, I had enough of Snorlax's Block. That shit need to be nerf.
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>Enemy team surrenders three and a half minutes in
>Final score is 295 to 170
>Results show they have a 0/0/0 Cinderace
Well then
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vet-master ranked lobby
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>>48147744
>>48147147
I would honestly rather just lose than be cuckolded out of a role that I called first. Already had a game like this where some Absol tried to do this to me and I didn't budge. Retards shouldn't be winning games for doing that shit.
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>>48147820
>blocks your path
>shell smashes in your goal and out
>SPEEN
a-at least Slowbro isn't stupid
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>>48147829
2/3, will start in 4 minutes if no one else joins
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>>48147820
play blastoise
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>>48147838
Don't have him unlock, does his rapid spin last long enough to outlast block?
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>>48147855
yes and you can kill snorlax through its block shield
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>>48147820
>bonus damage to pokemon who have been Unstoppable in the last ten seconds
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>>48147820
What would Mamoswine's ability even be?
Reusing Oblivious seems silly and Snow Cloak is accuracy related. Thick Fat makes the most sense thematically but I don't know how you'd implement it.
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>>48147882
They've reused the starter passives five times.

It'll probably be something shitty. Maybe "snow cloak blinds nearby enemies when you're hit, with a cooldown".
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Blastoise ult is fucking retarded. His passive gives about 6% increase to damage on his ult by the way.

Anyway, Blastoise does 3368 damage with his ult. Cramorant does 13240, if he hits someone every time for the full duration. A bounced hit is a bit less than full damage, but I won't count that because fuck Blastoise.

Blastoise out damages Cramorant ult at 4 targets. But you will probably get to hit 4 targets with Blastoise more than you will get to hit someone for the entire duration of Cram's ult, and Blastoise sure as fuck isn't getting killed in the middle of his since he gets extra shields for being a defender.

But hey, maybe this is a little unfair, how about we compare Defenders instead? How about... Crustle? They have similar Unite moves, gives yourself shields, does damage to things around you, CCs things around you.

Crustle Unite does 2690 damage over 10 seconds, and they have to be standing RIGHT next to you. Your stun at the start of your ult is like 3 times shorter than Blastoise's, and your stun range is like half of it too. But wait, you have Shell Smash! You do... 3270 damage if you hit every single tick. How much does Blastoise do per target again... oh right, 3368, and 3592 if his passive is active.
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>>48147781
i haven’t seen anyone else picking him and i think i’m on my last match for it
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Ouch, brutal time wipe there
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Lost because we had, guess what ? A useless fucking greninja with less than 30k damage dealt
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>>48147934
Yeah I guess I should've hidden in a bush and tried to snipe with water spout when it was down to just me and lucario left alive in center. Oh well.
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>>48147907
Pretty much a free zap teamfight I you manage to land it on at least 3 people, because it's so claustrophobic in the central area you can then finish them off with spin after. I love giving out free enemas as turtle.
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>>48147907
What's the cooldown on it? Feels like it's on the shorter side.
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>>48147954
It's the same as the average cooldown, 2:15.
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>>48147907
What about the damage when Crustle gets hit during his ult?
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>>48147954
30 seconds because Blastoise just spins into bees and gets it right back :^)
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>>48147907
it's not just the stupid high damage but the range, knock up, and absurdly low cooldown
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That crustle had me really concered at zapdos but our randos were pretty good
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>absol spent most of the match targeting me
>couldn't score a single point as a result
kek
>>48148014
I knew our jungle fluffy tail garde would pull through
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sick of these dogshit greninja players
they probably kept getting wrecked by greninja and saying OH MAN GRENINJA IS OP IT'S BULLSHIT
then they pick him thinking they get a free win and they're fucking useless
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>Enemy Snorlax doesn't have Score Shield
>Insists on scoring
>Auto attack him to death as Ralts
Amazing what you can find out there
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>>48148034
this is why i'm fine with greninja
he does take some semblance of skill to use well against good players
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fucking brutal match, Jesus
I think not capitalizing on pushing them back on the bottom lane during the first dred made things spiral out of control
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When we are that far behind in lvl gap we gotta farm. Shit ass eldegoss ruined bottom lane for me
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Master lobby goin on?
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>>48148092
We got 3 people already
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>>48148097

Ah dang gl bros
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thank you big bird
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>no pokemon has more than 3 stars in Scoring
what will a 5 star pokemon be capable of?
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>>48148187
they allow you wear 3 score shields for maximum scorage
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>>48148187
Score shield for passive. Stealth on a skill. Sing, but it does damage.
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>>48148187
50 point goal in 3 seconds
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Nice froge and turtle of carry
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>>48148187
On that topic, no pokemon has less than 1 1/2 stars in scoring, so will a half star scorer just be unable to dunk?
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>>48148237
I'm shit with frog, but someone had to do it
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>>48148187
They have Score Shield as their passive and they naturally have insta-scoring.
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I give up on playing normally. I can steal every Dreadnaw and Rotom, win my lane if laning, get kills for lanes if I'm jungling, break goals, doesn't matter. Sometimes my team just falls over all game and does zero damage.

I'm just going to run around the enemy jungle and annoy the enemy team. Since it doesn't matter what I do, I should win at least the same amount of matches.
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Anyone up for a lobby? How hard would it be to gather 4 others for a full lobby?
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>>48147501
What the fuck is Charizard supposed to do against Wiggly 1v1? Charizard can't even do a regular attack since it's 3-hits and he gets dragged towards Wiggly to get free bitchslaps.
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fuck that machamp
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>>48148292
>What the fuck is Charizard supposed to do against Wiggly 1v1?
Run, like anyone else not named Blastoise.
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>>48148295
yeah he was a bit doody
glad we miraculously pulled through
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>>48148295
Every jungler we get is garbage. Guess I'll do it if no random insta locks it
as garchomp
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>>48148302
the other team decided to start zap for some reason and I had ult ready so everything worked out
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>enemy blastoise casts ult
>it takes long enough to go off that ally blastoise and ally ninetails cast their ult immediately too
>enemy ninetails ults too
>gardevoir caught in the stun of the blastoise ult so wigglytuff uses ult to dispel the stun from gardevoir so he can ult too
rip framerate
like three whole seconds of chugging
just have to wait and pray something good happened
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Finally made it to master in solo queue. I'm free from this bullshit.
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I'd love to blame the two chucklefuck randos we got but I wasted an ult because I hate that stupid "press r if you want your unite move" promt and double tapped by mistake
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>mission for playing with three speedsters
>none in rotation and own none
I have no interest in Absol. Should I get Gengar or Talonflame?
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>Tfw your Zeraora teammate teams up with you and wreak the enemy team in symphony
God it feels good to rape Gardevoirs
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>>48148360
Gengar is still good even if he's not meta anymore.
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>>48148360
Where are these missions?
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Man my wiggly does not feel good at all but I know if I don't pick her I'll regret it
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>>48148360
Talonflame. It's a lot of fun to play and has great sniping potential.
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another good ol unite zap to win game after I played like shit until the very end
I do not deserve this turtle or you two as teammates, gettin carried hard
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>>48147761
>popular with idiots that buy anything named pokemon
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>>48148409
Gardevoirs deserve to be spitroasted into oblivion
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>greninja
>blastoise
>wigglytuff
>slowbro
>eldegoss
name our band
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>>48148428
Focus Band
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Is the new meta that Crustle should fuck right off from any objective? I'm fucking tired of being at Zapdos while a Crustle tries and often fails to score some goals while we try to stop the enemy team from getting the fucking bird.
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standard anyone?
60754500
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>we're winning
>whole team but me runs to zapdos all together
>nobody's watching the goals at all
>i protect bottom goal from 3 enemies by myself
>enemy lucario and slowbro are running top with 50 each
>i ping it out again to protect goals
>only one person teleports back to base and is way too late
>i'm still holding off 3
>other 3 are still at zapdos and not even attacking zapdos, just "protecting" it

>i die to the 3 eventually
>they dunk the goal
>only AFTER we lose 2 teammates and both goals, NOW they ALL leave zapdos pit
>the 3 enemies who already dunked just take zapdos for free now because nobody is there

how do these people get to fucking master? if i ever see them again i'm griefing them into oblivion.
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any vet+ lobbies up for a blastoise/wigglytuff main?
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I swear that slowbro wanted us to lose
gonna call it there, thanks for the games anons
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Important question
Are you anons having fun?
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>3 battle pass prize boxes
>60 cheese
thanks
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>>48148483
ggs I think I'm calling it a night too
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>>48148486
Yes
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>>48148428
muscle band
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>>48148483
the absolute madman was fending off greninja from rotom, it was funny to see once I got there
Even more hilarious when said greninja couldn't even snipe rotom from me and wasted an ult trying to
>>48148492
good games, I'm two wins away from master rank thanks to you two
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>>48148458
Crustle is one of the only mons that has truckloads of Shield right after using their unite. Adding that to the Score Shield, it's gonna take 5 people to interrupt a Crustle while he's scoring.
That being said, it's still better for the Crustle to get in the center to defend, so even if you fail to defend Zapdos, you should've killed at least 2 by that time THEN it'd be easier for Crustle to score enough to net you around less than 100 point to win while the rest of you guys controlling, if not killing, the people trying to take advantage of the Zapdos kill
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>>48148486
Of course.
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>>48148512
Shit. I'll help you get masters, didn't know you were so close
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>>48148519
You sure? I don't wanna be a pain about it
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>>48148522
Yeah invite me
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The most important change they need to make is making it so our face avatar changes based on what we are wearing instead of just having it permanently stuck as default
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>>48148537
Update your profile retard
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>>48148385
>>48148410
Ended up grabbing Gengar since he’s one of my old favorites and I enjoyed his play style more from the practice arena. I might grab Talonflame next though because he seems fun. Fly seems like a good attack and I’m not sure why I never see it being used
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God damn it
At least I'm 350/400
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Machamp was ultra garbage. Sorry he gatekept you
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>>48148639
And now we have a gengar and gardevoir that will gatekeep you
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>>48148649
oh no
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>>48148614
Because Brave Bird is far better. Also Talonflame would have been the better choice because the beginning Pokemon never go on free rotation.
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>>48148661
Fly is better because you actually might live after using it, especially with Fly+ having a small knockup to let you dash out.
Talon just feels too squishy at all points in the game, it's unreal how quickly he dies. I've had my Buddy Barrier shield get outdamaged before my unite animation even finishes.
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Well, that's what I get for not quitting while I'm ahead I guess
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>>48148697
Not smart to defend 1 goal and leave zapdos open
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>>48148702
Yeah, I realized that way too late...
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>>48148661
In my experience I see it whiff more often than not and even if it lands he takes recoil damage and then melts. I get that the recoil damage is “true” to the move from the main games but Talonflame is too squishy as it is to be damaging himself on top of everyone else punching him in the asshole
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What items are good on blissey? So far I've been using buddy barrier, exp. share and assault vest
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>final 2 minutes now only gives 2x to base goal
>If Rotom dunks he 2x multipliers all the goals for 10 seconds but only the one he personally dunks gets instant dunks
>outside goals cannot overcap unless it's a Rotom dunked goal which will not break until 10 seconds pass no matter how much you stuff inside of it
>If Rotom somehow makes it to the base goal then it's a 4x multiplier
>killing Zapdos gives you the goal getter buff and gives you double dunk speed instead of instant and if you are using goal getter with the zapdos buff then you get instant
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>>48148686
Learn when to engage. It's squishy but it also can delete enemies just as fast with BBs damage and resets. Fly doesn't have the damage or speed to make any real impact.

>>48148710
>In my experience I see it whiff more often than not
That's a bad player issue not a bad move issue.
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blissey is absolute shit
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380, just need 1 more T
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did talonflame become free or something because i have seen so many of them on my team today and they have ruined 75% of my games
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>>48148742
>He doesn't know about the villainous fat combination
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>>48148765
there's that "play a speedster 3 times" mission for 9 item upgraders and talonflame is the cheapest speedster if you didn't get zera
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Why are all the Unite NPCs so ugly?
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I'm up for 2 more, I don't want to keep you awake with this
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Any lobbies open? Am veteran
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Last game my Zeraora ignored zapdos and charizard did as well, preferring to farm top instead. 10 point loss, this game stresses me out
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>>48148830
I thought that was your masters game?
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>>48148908
No sadly, but this one will be
Also that last second charizard switch....ugh
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Is muscle band good for venusaur because of his strong bonus attack even though he's a special type?
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>>48148916
Technically yes but you should really be running buddy barrier + focus band anyways.
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>>48148911
So you're masters now?
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>>48148949
No, we lost and now I'm two away from it
Let's end it here
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>>48148954
Yeah sucks we get garbage teammates and no matter how much I help snowball in lane it doesn't matter. I fucked that enemy wiggly so bad he was still jiggly during dreadnaw
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>>48148964
Three times I got close only for
>absol
>charizard
>gengar, garde, AND rock tomb crustle
to gatekeep me
But thank you for staying up for this I really do appreciate that
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>>48148765
Don't think so. IIRC it's Tuff, Machamp and Lucario + 1 more for today

Also everyone might wanna stop playing for like the next 20 minutes since the patch'll be up for the next 20 minutes
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gengar's still OP btw
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How many points is considered high master?
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>>48148486
no and fuck everyone who says yes
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the best slowbro set is muscle band score shield and specs with surf and telekinesis
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no, it absolutely is not
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>>48148916
yeah, try it out and see if you notice the difference
it suits certain playstyles better than others and you'll feel it if it's working for you
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>>48149024
he's still good but there are just better mons at raping teams now, he doesn't really have a place in the meta
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>>48149042
yes it is dumbass
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>>48149029
i use focus band and surf/amnesia
the HP healed from focus band is SO strong for slowbro because that's raw HP healed, which he can multiply due to his passive(s)

keeping in mind that damage dealt by slowbro restores some of the blue bar HP, once you get down low enough for focus band to trigger, you still have like a whole health bar worth of health to keep you alive as long as you keep fighting and don't get bursted down before you can restore/forget damage taken using focus band/passive/amnesia
i've had matches where i've taken over 140k damage. it's insane.

As for your set: does the spatk from specs increase the health restored on telekinesis?
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>>48149063
forgot to mention in that first line "focus band instead of specs"
the rest of my items are the same
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>>48149050
No, he's still fucking ridiculous. They barely changed the intangibility on Hex and it still does ridiculous damage. He can 2v1 or 3v1 with ease. If you have a speedster on your team, it should 100% be Gengar.
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>>48149059
Prove that specs has more than a negligible impact on your damage output
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>>48149075
>If you have a speedster on your team, it should 100% be Greninja.
ftfy
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>>48149075
You can do good against garbage teams with gengar sure. Even before his nerf he wasn't seen in top masters play
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>>48149095
shh anon, he's an "attacker", and blastoise is a "defender". we have to pretend that this game has diversity.
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https://twitter.com/PokemonUnite/status/1435498136651370498
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>>48149100
Explain in a paragraph the rationale of a top Masters level player not picking Gengar. Be specific and make reference to an actual top player saying something along those lones.

Because 99% of the ones I've seen have just said "oh he's not that strong against teams if you know how to play against him", which is the sort of masturbatory, self-congratulatory thing that makes MOBAtards unilaterally decide that a character is "balanced" despite not being balanced at all.

It's like saying Zera isn't OP because everyone takes Spark instead of Volt Switch.
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kinda wanna buy garchomp just for future buff potential + that sick holowear
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is slowbro a hamster?
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>>48149128
Nah, keep playing your shitmon.
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>>48149126
So they're really pushing Slowbro cosmetics with a set of missions that force you to play as him instead of gameplay changes...
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>>48149141
??????
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>>48149128
what a fucking autist
go shit yourself retard
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>>48149166
choke on it, faggot
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>>48146051
any updated tierlist?
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>>48149198
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apparently there are new outfits but they're all so shit that i can't tell what is new
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>>48149198
Play Lucario, Tuff or Grenigger for ez pz wins.
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>>48149204
>slowbro B
>when ninetails is in A
Definitely somebody who hasn't even played Slowbro, or he'd know that alone was enough to instantly put it in the trash bin.
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>>48149221
Ninetales is A because he can support anyone who spams A, like Blastoise and Greninja
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I dont know what it is about Charizard's Fire Punch but I feel like its the move that causes me to go "Why the fuck did I go in that direction?" the most when I use it.
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>>48149128
>explain in a paragraph
i'll be more succinct and do it in a sentence
Because Greninja exists.
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>>48149204
>venusaur keeps getting worse
:(
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Post your top three highest played mons and their winrates
>Crustle 101 games 55% winrate
>Talonflame 78 games 58% winrate
>Eldegoss 59 wins 57% winrate
My Blastoise is already at 52 wines with 55% winrate though and my highest winrate is actually Slowbro with 73% winrate. I miss my bro man
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>>48149240
Yes, you'll notice I wasn't talking about Ninetails being in the wrong tier
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>>48149297
I'm mildly assuming that Slowbro is somewhat usable for not being instantly wrecked by the WigglyToise duo
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>>48149279
>Charizard 68 with 64%
>Slowbro 59 with 59%
>Snorlax 58 with 55%
Right behind the defenders I played for ranked team balance is Eldegoss with 53 and 73%. Blastoise has the highest winrate at 79% out of 29 battles.
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>Pick Ninetails and call top
>Suddenly everyone is calling top
>End up going bottom with Ralts
>Ralts takes all the mobs
>Enemy bullies the ever loving shit out of us and I can't get a mob for the life of me
>three levels behind the rest of the team
lose three goals before second dread
>they've taken over our side so thoroughly that I can't even farm our mobs without being manhandled by an enemy
>die constantly
>know I look like a retard but I have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do about this
>we get slaughtered at zapdos
>get back to zapdos alone and manage to snipe it
>we don't score off of it but at least they didn't get it
>respawn and charge goal with Lucario
>give my life taking out Greninja so he can score his fifty points
>win
>shit score because no goals made
>two thumbs up eases the pain
I guess this is why you don't surrender. I certainly wanted to.
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>tfw I've done over 300 battles with just 1 pokemon
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so guys, i think i've legit come to a retarded discovery
i think farming is actually just bad in this game, like no joke
like you should literally never farm, ever
(this isn't the same as killing nearby wild pokemon while you're waiting for something to happen; that's different; specifically you have to be WAITING FOR SOMETHING, though, like "oh, the enemy team is going to push up this lane" or "oh, the enemy laners are going to be here soon")
legitimately I am horrified by this discovery, but I think it's true. you know how people say the free audino when you kill the outer goal means killing that goal is a trap?
the audino are the actual trap. it blows my fucking mind. don't EVER go down that line of audino just killing them and being like "oh, levels!"
if you'll hit a specific level breakpoint, it can sometimes be useful, SOMETIMES, but usually not
genuinely I'm fucking scared at this revelation because it makes no sense to me, but it's legit better to just constantly be scouting around, poking, and teamfighting, even if it means you're overextending
(always go around in groups of 2 at least)
please somebody convince me that farming is good (and don't mention lategame carries)
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>>48149403
all of these useless words and yet you don't explain why farming is 'bad' as you claim
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>>48149403
farming is supposed to be fluid with being productive on the map

those "free audinos" are for the enemy, not for you, so that they have a reason to push up to your t2 goals and pressure/control your jungle camps, while doing like you said
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>>48149338
Nice man. Wish my Charizard's winrate was that good. Do you play him Center?
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>>48149349
Good job man
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>call center
>Asian Zerora doesn't call anything
>assume they'll center and go bot
>they instantly go center
>later on they don't help us with either dred
>we're winning but this Zerora refuses to play with us
>surrender out of spite
>team actually surrenders
>we were winning by over 100 points and it as nowhere near time for Zapdos
Get fucked Legendary shitter
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>>48149492
Plot twist: The Zeraora wanted to end the game as soon as possible and voted yes too.
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just had the enemy trilane top lane from the very start and all stay there until after drednaw was defeated

spoiler, they won drednaw despite it being 1v4 while they had 4 people top trying to dunk for an entire minute 7:30 to 6:30

im not sure which team is more retarded but im certainly more pissed at my team
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>>48149472
Mostly bottom lane. I usually stick with punchblitz but I also switch things up with the range moves too. If you want a higher winrate I'd suggest using it in Mer Stadium.
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>>48149574
ah, yeah that makes sense. He is pretty fun in Quick Matches
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>>48147716
>play Center 90% of the time
>see someone lock in Greninja
>let them have center fuck it
>they pick water shuriken
>we lose
Why do people pick water shuriken? It's not good, easily whiffed, no execute, no resets, no movement. Actual garbage
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2nd game today where someone doesn't just "afk", they run in circles in area
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>>48149618
it’s better vs wiggly/blissey/snorlax but that’s it, if your comp is having a hard time dealing with them i guess
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>>48149417
i told you it didn't make sense to me didn't i? im asking for someone to explain it
the best thing I could come up with was this: imagine your entire team was farming. how does your position change with respect to your opponent?
if your opponent is farming, no change.
if your opponent isn't farming, then they have map control and are free to contest your farming. you could say that turns it into a 50/50
again, no real change.
it just seems like it is always better to be scouting, or contesting objectives, contesting your opponent's farming, looking for picks, or looking for goals than it is to farm yourself
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>>48149656
here's another thing that's been bugging me that might be related
genuinely the most successful garchomps I've seen have been the ones who were always fucking trying to fight someone.
right from the start of the game as a gible, they were running right up to the enemy, "fuck being weak, let's fight!"
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>https://unite.pokemon.com/en-us/news/pokemon-unite-patch-9-8/
They buffed Blissey
THAT'S IT
NO LUCARIO NERF
NO BLOCK NERF
NOTHING
BRAVO TENCENT
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>>48149623
system doesnt detect that as idle and reports probably won't do anything
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>>48149698
It's still idling and if they keep getting reported someone will check. Right?
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>>48149706
I idle in CPU quickmatches all the time. As long as you're inputting something the game won't tag you for idle.
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Jeses christ, blissey is so disgusting right now and this is coming from a bliss main
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>two retards dunk 35 and 20 respectively at 2:04, breaking the outer goal right before double score time
>lost by just a handful of points
fucking faggots
i spammed retreat and was waiting next to it with 50 points myself
i can't even send them a message telling them what they did wrong, because they're obviously too braindead to realize it themselves
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>>48149822
Not being able to call people retarded niggers is the worst part of this game by far
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>>48149839
just had another retarded nigger too
wanna guess what mon he was playing? greninja
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>gargar team
let's gooo
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>>48149939
Oh well it wasn’t that bad
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Why the hell are the bots so shit? I do dailies ungodly early, so all my teammates are bots, but they're constantly stealing jungle mobs, not going to their lanes and not giving a balanced team comp, and of course they don't score or go for objectives, but that's a given.
Anyway, they're teaching the wrong things with these shits
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>>48149993
those aren't bots, they're children from the other side of the world.
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>>48150008
No, I confirmed
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what's with the fucking people picking blissey then griefing?
like straight up forcing other people to change their picks to accomodate the blissey pick, then spending the whole match running circles in the enemy jungle, not scoring or killing mobs, or doing anything, just griefing
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Slowbro telekinesis is fucking bugged now. Swear one point of damage is just cancelling it
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>loses
>but the opponent dances with you and we give each other a good job
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>>48150052
>not giving a balanced team comp
Doesn't happen with bots. They actively change rolls even if you pick one they took one they locked in as. They also actively avoid the mid unless they were tasked with that lane to begin with. They don't actually call lanes or care what you called though.
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>>48150081
The opposite team always have one of each role, while mine will have two speedsters and another defender when I picked slowbro
also yesterday I was in the jungle when a bot slowpoke came to hit the ludicolo
I just don't see why they wouldn't program them to play right to show how it's done
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>>48150081
>They also actively avoid the mid unless they were tasked with that lane to begin with
if they are tasked with mid at the start, they will NOT fucking leave it though, even if the player starts farming center lane at the start. You can be there first and hitting the lillipup and they'll just start attacking it as if you weren't.

There seems to be very little awareness on the AI at all, actually. they don't seem to be aware when enemy bots are charging up to score a goal, either. I see them walk right past/through them in order to get to a corphish on the other side.
who wrote this fucking AI it's ridiculous
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>>48150098
If your team picks shit like that then they aren't bots. Just idiots.

>>48150104
This is very true. Would be nice if they locked in lanes so you know where to go considering they're going to do what they're told to do regardless of your actions. Upside is you can take the other jungle without any real issues.
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the best items in soloq are score shield and a scoring item with focus,muscle, or buddy as the third

the aeos cookie chads were right
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>play standard to try out frog since I don't have him yet
>every lane gets destroyed as soon as I leave
>a fucking squirtle took my blue buff and I can't hit level 9 by dred
>they hyperfed the other frog and I get ult'd at dred
>afk for 2 mins and then just farm
>when zapdos came the squirtle is now a wartortle still trying to take my blue buff
>steal zapdos with surf
>still nearly lost because the wartortle is just chilling in the jungle with his red and blue buffs and wouldn't help defend

They are gonna fix the matchmaking by mobile right?
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>>48150211
Tbh standard being shit is the only reason I grinded to masters, played basically only standard for the first month but lately it had gotten even worse
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Haven't played Gengar since the nerf. Does he still need to be played exclusively in the jungle?
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>>48150226
The rotom quest is some abstract form of torture.
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>>48150236
Yeah, if you have the misfortune of laning against a Wiggly as Ghastly the Wiggly will melt you if you take one step off your goal. At the same time some all arounders like Lucario and attackers like Greninja and Cinderace are better than Gengar in the jungle. So speedsters are kinda cucked atm.
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>have a couple quick match event missions that are just defeat X on map Y 3 times
>never play quick match, I’ll just do not matches to knock these out on easy mode
>even playing against bots and steamrolling with zero resistance, no one wants to stop for even one second to do an objective
hmmmm can there just be dailies for taking Zapdos or something? Maybe if you get a good boy treat once every day minimum for doing the goddamn objective people will be more willing to do it
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>New mission
>3x Attacker
>3x Defend
>3x Speedster
>5x Slowbro
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>>48148822
Aeos shop girl is pretty cute.
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>>48150295
Everyone did the objectives the day they released the event. Now everyone is back to MVP farming and trolling. If you actually have one other competent member you can do them as I've actually fought a bunch of them in today's quick match because one other person understood how much of a boost they are for winning.

I may have a problem where I prefer quick matches lately just to grind dailies faster so I always jump at them if I have a chance to make it faster.
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>>48150325
>Everyone did the objectives the day they released the event. Now everyone is back to MVP farming and trolling
No, I get that point unfortunately. I’m just saying that maybe those “events” should just be daily shit so we can just beat it into everyone that they need to get done. Making it a temporary/one off reward only made people do it and then say “whew, thank god i never have to fight Zapdos again. He’s a scary meanie!”
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>>48150366
Part of me wants to agree because it would be better than a slight nudge at training people to do objectives but another part never wants that shit. It's bad enough getting your team to do them as is, having to hope they can do it every day may extend the dailies into hours of work and frustration. Would be interesting to see them try it at least because it may filter out a bunch of players and increase the skill of those who stick around.
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>>48150366
Having a Zapdos daily could be detrimental though. It would turn a winning match into a 50/50 real quick.
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You can't even ''search for people you played with'' on the switch to block the retards for sure
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>>48150407
Does this game even need online to play?
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>>48150407
What good would blocking them do you? Scared you'll accidentally accept a friend request of theirs?
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>>48150407
Fyi blocking them doesn't mean you won't get matched with them again.
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>>48150132
I had picked ninetails in my match, as I didn't think it was a bot game because one of the player slots had the name "lilshitty" and i thought there's no way they would put a bot in there with the name lil shitty

but as soon as the match started and the bots stayed in spawn for a good 2 seconds, i thought fuck this im gonna jungle.
well, lo and behold, faggot talonbot runs right into the ludicolo im killing and starts attacking it, then onto the bouffalant

i guess they use names of random real players/avatars for the bots or something
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>>48150312
i thought i could get slowbro and speedster out of the way at the same time but for some reason i guess they think slowbro isn't a speedster
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>>48150417
When I block someone on smash ultimate I'm never encounter them again, I was hoping for this
>>48150422
I know the in game block is useless, I meant the system blocking
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>>48150484
OK, that sounds like bots. Shitty names and all.
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>>48150489
got me giggling. Here's your (You)
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Why isn't the Toise spin + spout + auto working anymore
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>>48150564
are you pressing B
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whats the best items to run on blissey
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>>48150489
t.galarian boy
your slowbros are not ok
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>>48150601
No I mash A while I'm holding R, but it just cancels Spout instead
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>>48150564
just checked and works on my machine
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>>48149706
>someone will check
LMAO
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I'm going to spend the whole day playing CPU matches to get my winrate above 50% wish me luck
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>>48150713
CPU matches don't count for winrate
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>>48150724
Well shit
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>have a ton of tickets
>none of the fashion items interest me
>leveling up items past 22 feels like a waste
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finally someone who knows how the game works.
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>>48150790
>>48150790
>>48150790
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>>48150793
this guy is either retarded or his reverse psychology skills are on point
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>>48150793
I bet he's a Wiggly main
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>>48149982
>lucario, the pokemon who scores 250-400 every 1600+ elo match easily
>0 score
double report it is, including trigger words that automatically let them lose -10karma



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