>A-Anon...this is all so sudden, I don't know what to say~...
Which Pokémon would you marry?
>>47345356I wouldnt marry her just for the benefits of royalty, but having a colony of bees and a wife that knows how to control them would be pretty sweetWe’ve been through a lot, I think its about time I pop the question
>>47345343>"A-anon, I love you as a friend>"You'll meet a nice girl I promise.">"I have a date with an umbreon in an hour, I can bring leftovers."
>>47345356Beedrill, Girafarig and Gengar
>>47345343why is shrek marrying a glaceon
>>47346458Glaceon is scientifically the most compatible with ogres
>>47345343Don't say anything, my marine-colored friend. Due to the dated laws of our region I can't legally have sex with you until we are wedded. However, since I am still your trainer I can force you to marry me at any time, against your wishes. Clawing or screaming will only make this harder, so please shut the fuck up you little slut, and pray I don't get bored of you and release you into a Heatmor-dense area.
>>47348522I don't think your wife would appreciate that very much Chad>>47347505
>>47348439That's because only Glaceon can do farts rivalling Shrek's.