How does one become a Glaceon?
>>47335135I busted a massive nut to this picture
>>47335166Tf? He/she is an animal
>>47335135You need to use Bill’s machine to swap minds with an eevee, then… well then I’m gonna have to take an ice stone and… and place into a cavity of yours… so that you can evolve.
>>47335172The way her back arches out like that and curves around with her hind legs pointing out, like actual diamonds.
>>47335135Why do transformationfags seem so obsessed with Glaceon specifically?
>>47335252Because it is cool?
>>47335135Turn into one so you don't have to go to work tommorow.
>>47335135you will never be a glaceon
>>47335135secret tf laboratory in the arctic circle that world governments keep under wraps
>>47335252That shitty erp most likely broke more than one
>>47335135By obtaining an omnitrix and scanning Glaceon's DNA.
>>47335205>women/disabled how rude
>>47335641I am getting strong Sailor Neptune/Uranus GL vibes from that envelope pic for some reason...
>>47335864IceSalad is a rare ship.
>>47335135By killing yourself. Try it!
>>47335896I am a ghost now, not a Glaceon. Fuck you Anon.
>>47335166Peanut? Hazel nut? Walnut?
>>47335842>human to anthropfft
>>47336035Excuse me, Mr. Feral to Human.
about time for the weekly TF containment thread.
>>47335252it's the hime cut bro
>>47336035based human to feral chad
>>47335135Find Echidna-sama, the mythical pokemon who is the true progenitor of all other pokemon species.Her Womb of Reincarnation attack can transform any mundane lifeform into a pokemon.
>>47336385>human (male) to feral (female) gets endlessly raped by human (male)
>>47336067Mobile Task Force Unit Rodger-19 Designated Transformers has entered the board. All Personnel be advised to avoid crosslinking any other threads from the Containment Thread until Mobile Task Force units have regained control of the Board.
>>47336418>MtFTranny cope, either go full retard or chad FtM
>>47336444what does that even mean dude
>>47336462That i hate acronyms
>>47336462>what does that even mean dudeit means you're a newfag.
>>47335135debate ben shapiro
>>47335242What did the ERP thread do to you, then?
You get to become a Glaceon, BUT you will have to become the Pokemon of a friendless NEET and you'll be in charge of waking him up every morning.Do you press the button?
>>47336549not this again is the pope catholic?
>>47336578No, the pope is satanist. So I'm guessing your answer is also no.
>>47336549Only if he is gay and I have a dick - so he can fuck my sheath every night...
>>47336580come on man
>>47336590What if I decide to circumcise your sheath instead?
>>47336691I guess then Ill have to rape your butthole permamently open with some oversized icicle dildos - untill you book me a visit to the pokecenter to get it fixed :^s
>>47336734Good answer - but are you really going to ask to get taken to the vet to get 'fixed'?
>>47335135I assume by doing what I'm doing, I will let you all know if the radiation turns me into a glaceon.
>>47336549You become a Glaceon. Your trainer is nice and takes care of you but they're also a nigger.Do you press the button?
>>47336745Just because your parents got tricked by dr.Judenberg into having your foreskin chopped doesnt mean everyones cocks need to be mutilated likewise... If you cut my ballz away, then how will I make your special frosty-cream coffee taste as good as it did before???
>>47336848By letting me enjoy the most delicious cocktail sausage I've ever eaten instead.
>>47336790 If you start feeling like theres an icicle growing inside your bum, it means either its finally working - or that your crap has frozen solid...
>>47336861Im not a schizo sorry, but you seem to be one though - have fun being privilledged to share the same fate as Dire, disgusting cis human!
>>47336870>dat full pic...HOT, but also COLD!
>>47335135Why a Glaceon? Sure there are better options like the rockruff line
WHAT IS GLACEONS CROWN????? Is it ice-like crystal?
>>47338647>WHAT IS GLACEONS CROWN????? A thing to be torn from their skull and melted into water to feed them with.>Is it ice-like crystal?It's ice according to amie/refresh.
>>47335172So? What's wrong with that?
>>47336418>not human (male) to feral (female) gets endlessly raped by feral (male)ngmi
>>47336899 *Throws an aura-charged rose at you* DIE MONSTER!!! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
>>47339688 Gaaah!!! You pathetic weakling - I will rape you in your sleep for that! *spreads wings and flies away*
>>47336790Hey guys, I'm back! Do I look like a glaceon yet? I sure as hell feel like one.
>>47336811Pokemon can walk away from their trainer if they desired.
>>47340796Did you stuff the snow into your ass as required?
>>47340295>ywn cry and scream in unintelligible and desperate pokebabble as you claw at the floor in a futile attempt to pull out a lycanroc’s erect knot before it inevitably shoots its hot seed into your sopping wet and fertile birth canal
>>47340913why even live
>>47340295Dogpill best pill
>>47341237live to ERP on /vp/ until you get booted to /trash/, son
>>47341633>ERP on /vp/ or /trash/this is literally like asking whether someone wants to get stuck into a wood chipper head first or feet first
>>47341660thats why suicide is the next best thing
>>47340913meet me on /trash/ later, if they still have a pokemon drawthread
if i were to be isekai'd into a pokemon i would like to be a magnezone
>>47341942pretty sure I recognize that art style. shame drawfag dot net is gone, huh?
>>47341942one day when im not waging, sure
>>47339178>Disgusting zoofuckerI like calling myself a degenerate for laughs, but goddanm. Never get a pet and if you have one please do the responsible thing and give it to a loving family...
>>47335135I gey a piece of lead then put in my metal applicator and point to your head
>>47341989I didn't think I could be called out from such a crummy sketchI do kinda miss it, went back a few months ago to see it gone. Had some good times there.
>>47342542Can’t be a zoofucker if you’re already the zoo (female).
>>47341942OC? good god man
>>47341942based anon delivered
>>47336385Yes, but what about Feral to Anthro?
>>47342741Your art's pretty familiar to me considering you've drawn a bunch of my requests before. I spend a lot of time on /vp/ so maybe we'll get to be each other's pressure release valve again sometime soon.
>>47335847but women in this day and age are disabled>Can't even fix the damn toilet, yeah tell your feminism to come and fix it
>>47335899post proof of ghost or kys again
>>47336615he is right though, church is infiltrated and full of pe-ados now
Uggghh no please don't turn me into a cute female ice fox that would be so terrible nooooooooo
Pokemon don't have genitals proven by the multiple references that Pokemon eggs just appear from no where and seem to be a "carriage" of sorts rather than anything biological. It also doesn't help that some eggs are equal size to a Pokemon. Sorry faggots us purechads win again.
>>47345921Nobody cares about canon you loser.
>>47345921>copechads like me do cope a lotthanks for informing us
>>47342250why is it always the asians
>>47346686You have a problem with that?
>>47344887I actually hadn't come to /vp/ in fucking ages, I've been assmad about dexit for a long time but I think I'm finally over it.
>>47335135>glaceon (female) scented perfume
>>47347128Accepting things you cannot change is probably a good thing because then whoever has you chained up gets to see a fresh wave of tears from you when things get even worse. I hope you stick around at any rate, because I've found that it's more fun to be around likeminded people even if I never plan to play another mainline game.
In all honesty, why do you like Glaceon?
>>47347695it's the complete perfect shape
>>47347825 Its honestly the only new ~Eon thats design doesnt look like a dumpster fire quenched by piss; Also the females cookie is naturally cold to the touch without needing to strangle her and later waste a Revive on her lifeless body ;^)
>>47348056 Reply meant for >>47347695
>>47348101anon? what're you trying to tell us?
>>47348185stop being a smart ass, that is what you become
>>47348370aw man... can I get a reroll
>>47348532No rerolls, you're a spider forever
>>47344029Just needed more of an implied transformation to really do me in.
>>47349294Where is the cowardice here?
>>47349287Sure. That and some indicator of a simultaneous TG, which can be as simple as the female symbol with the circle and a cross below it with an exclaimation point or a question mark, or both.
>>47349267sorry man, I'm not really much for traditional TF stuff
>>47349325yeah i bet you wanna keep the ability to speak and all ten fingers too lmao
>>47336423i miss when SCP was good
>>47348101>Frillish (female)I'll see you fags in the ocean
>>47349454>when SCP was goodIt was ok in the beginning but became shit well before the insane political fuckwits took it over
>>47349426Becoming a Pokemon doesn't remove the ability to speak (Lucario, Ash/Satoshi, Meowth).Keeping my thumbs would be nice though. I don't know how prehensile those side-flap things they have are.
>>47348101Oh no, i'm both Gay and Britishsend help
>>47349407just this one time please dude
>>47349487I liked Series II the best. (that's 1000-1999)
>>47349536Just scrap the bottom of the barrel and edit some "?!" yourself, is not that hard and it might work
>>47349534Oi mate, ready 'or chewsday innit?
>>47349641Understandable, may drawanon fullfill your dreams (or not, idk)
>>47349530>yes i wanna be a talking fish with thumbsbro
>>47349865>Talking fish with thumbs>We're talking about GlaceonAnon, I...
>>47350245>talking ice cat with thumbsbro
How do I become perfection?
>>47348101>MienshaoOk that's pretty cool I guess
>>47353091>this post brought to you by a thot
>>47349287sauce me anon, reverse image search isn't doing any favors
>>47353747I believe pink_smoke_bomb on twitter and their art is mostly goo rabbit tf sadly. You'll find a few pokemon tf's however.
>>47354104Sorry it was pink_ball_smoke
>>47349487Stopped reading them a long time ago, what happened?
>>47354452it became tumblrina centralDon't ever go there again, they ruined it completely. Now they plaster tranny and sjw multiculturalism whenever they can, even if it is not appropriate.
>>47354452As said >>47354487>even if it is not appropriate.The SCP foundation isn't the kind of organization you want to be associated with. It's not really evil in a sense but does a cruel yet necessary job in protecting humanity. A SCP could murder 3-5 inmates and if the experiment required 5 more they would send more in again. For some reason the mentally ill thought yes this is a loving caring organization which cares about it's employee's to be trans.
>>47355230because they should send in mates and class 5 personnel to also check the dangerous lethal scps, obviously. what don't you want "le equality"? this is when you see lefties are hypocrites. Reminder women have no jobs in coal extraction and all they want is comfy office jobs that they don't deserve.
>>47348101>GenderlessNo, this is the opposite of what I want!
>>47355294>It doesnt know about the crapload of Giratina futa porn...
>>47355584There isn't nearly enough honestly.
>>47335847Women are disabled