ITT we post mons that look like they fuck human men
>>47317176Weavile wants to human for himself.
>>47319442Go use reddit and stop contaminating this website with your embarassing cancer.
Glad to see this heckin awesome post on r/pokemonfetish, or "/vp/"
Her, hands down
>>47316505you sound like you fuck human men
>>47319528haha! I replied to your post! What now!?
Your favorite one, except they fuck me
based tsundere sneasel
Sneasel's butt is cute! CUTE!
>>47319808How prone are bunny girls to share a male?
>>47317176>You are a Sneasel!God that makes me so hard! Yes tell her that she's belonging to another species so bizarre humans around me will find me disgusting!
>>47319808Those are human men, in rabbit suits
>>47316505anon, that sneasel is __male
Sneasel a best
>>47324789and yet op's statement stands true...
The 95% of the Sneasel's in this post are male, just look at the feather size
>>47319760Based, now just need an artist a la mawaifu who can draws Naganadel all the time :(
The only canon answer
>>47326715You make it sound like a bad thing anon
god I love the Sneasel line
>>47325364I've seen enough art of this bug fucking Kabu to know that this is true
>>47329302that just means there's more of them to love
>>47327337I wouldn't mind being her slave.
>>47323784They’re probably initially territorial but any fight for a single male ends up turning into a threesome so they just end up agreeing to share
>>47327639>>47329168>>47329181Cute and sneaselpilled
Reminder that you seriously NEED to fuck all your female weasel-mons every breeding season - or else they will develop ovarian cancer, and as a good trainer you definetely would't want that to happen - would you dear anon... ~right?
>It uses its claws to poke holes in eggs so it can slurp out the insides. Breeders consider it a scourge and will drive it away or eradicate it.Sneasel is literally one of the few Pokémon killed by humans for being pests.
>>47333508Same with bunnies. And i think octopuses? In any case, fuck them all just for good measure.
>>47333508I am okay with this.
>>47330876Inside the bell
>>47333508checked and unfathomably based
>>47333696Sneasel's abortion ClinicFormally Weavile's
>>47335992>checkedChecked whatDo you have brain damage
>>47333696So how does this work with the lore that eggs are just cradles, exactly? Gamefreak can't keep their stupid shit consistent, can they?
>>47338843Sneasel pokes hole in a cradle and slurps the insides... Sneasels are canon pedophiles.
>>47316505 Why is her tummy so bloated?
>>47340632because she's carrying my child
>>47316552yet not eggplant pokemon
>>47339923She knows I want them. The question is, will she let me suckle from her teet?
Anyone have any or know where to find any good stories that have sneasel or weavileor any other pokemonpreferably hmofp
>>47344379"The Dark Type" by Manifest_Destiny supposed to be Trainer OC x Sneasel romance, but at some point it got derailed. There's a scene with a falling towel and the "not date" date, and human thinking "I suppose I'm not opposed to that, but I don't have time for this", and that's it. Everything else is 270k words of battles and fate, and PoV shifts to irrelevant people and stuff. I still hope real romance will start soon, tho.
>>47344663I was just about to recommend this. Its the only thing that comes to mind. I don't think I've seen anything else about Sneasel/Weavile which is a shame.
>>47344379https://fanfiction.net/s/11707629/1/A lot of hmofp fics
>>47344663Yeah I was real disappointed in this story, 99% sure the author was just baiting people
Sneasel is my favorite pokemonI'm non judgemental about porn, fap to toddlercon guro for all I care as long as you aren't doing irl shitbut fuck you all for making it impossible to find cool non-fetish fanart for weavile and sneasel and forcing me to dig through mountains of fetish porn to find it. Most of the fetish art isn't even drawn well
>>47345208based i love my wife sneasel
>>47345208>impossible to find cool non-fetish fanartUsing Advanced Search, enter their Japanese name on Twitter and input a minimum number of likes (5 can do).Same goes for most Pokémon.
>>47323793needs a Crown Tundra update
>>47345208Use any booru, tagging system just works.
>>47330975sounds fair, thanks trainer anon
>>47316505Serious question time - would you let her peg your butt with an icle?