lamefreak had nothing to do with this
>>47009595based bamco as always
>>47009595Nintendo, hire this man
>>47009597That's what every SWSH shills says when someone criticizes it. "Oh but Gamefreak but Masuda but they're an indie dev"
>>47009597That's rightnew pokemon snap has new textures
>>47009612The OP screenshot is literally from an SFM artist
>>47009618you weren't supposed to point that out
>>47009597Yeah, doesn't contradict their views in the slightest though dude.
>>47009695>>47009638oh, so its just turner injecting his fetish into the game. good to know.
>>47009595I'd drop the camera and grab ahold of her, then bend her over the log and fuck her mercilessly
>>47009716Tajiri talked about the swaying of Jynx' hips caused men to randomly dance with her and don't forget it was an older gentleman offered the only Jynx available in Kanto in Red and Green/Blue for trade.Shit's existed long in the games, you just were too young to see it, which is why they get away with it.
>>47009595Hey! That's my wife!
>>47009638>>47009695are there any male NPCs who fuck their pokemon or is that only okay for women to do
>>47009595She looks like she lusts for human men
>>47009595This can't be real
>>47009905The anime has had more female Pokemon interested in getting fucked by humans then the other way around if that means anything.
>>47009716Turner barely had anything to do with the dialogue in SM or XD. He's an artist.
>>47010009It isn't unfortunately
>>47010033but if you close your eyes...
>>47009595FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE CHANGE THE FEMALE SYMBOL TO A MALE ONE
>>47010132I want it to post in Gardevoir threads and make the pokefuckers rage. I don't wanna fuck it retard.
>>47009905There's also a bloke in Let's Go who worries of his girlfriend will evolve if he gives her a water stone andd the Pokémon Fan Club chairman is heavily implied to be more than a horse and rider relationship.
>>47009595I know right, like look at these pictures! Scandalous!
>>47010143>it's f...for shitp-posting, n-nothing else haha...
>>47009595>T-That was only takes as a joke! I swear!
>>47009595on-model crusader in 3, 2, 1...>>47010143in 2021?some would still want to frolic with him
>>47009905There's the lopunny guy in Mauville in ORAS
>>47010760This is taken out of context, this one doesn't imply or mean anything he just happen to have a Lopunny.
>>47010143Anon, that will just turn them on even moret. male gardevoir enjoyer
>>47009595>tastefully small gardeboobBased
Shhh, you can't post Gardevoir's pics like that online...
>>47010143Actually pathetic, dude.
>>47009595Gardevoir showing some legg
>>47010033I hate this nigga's gardevoir and animations
>>47009716Turner had nothing to do with the canalave library.In fact you should be thanking him in this instance as he has made it his mission to put in as many shitty itemmon as possible and move away from any form of eros between pokemon and human.He and his shitty designs are basically your saviors
>>47009716Yokai fucking humans has been a thing in japan for a long ass time
>>47011383And a little more...
>>47011383Character has Calyrex tier legs. Cringe
>>47011424I think your the first anon I've seen that mentioned that Pokemon at their core are basically friendly Yokai.
>>47011633Redpill me about Yokai
>>47011703Diantha feeds her Gardevoir very well...
>>47009595>It has actual "boobs"based but also very fake, those things have always been a c00mer invention, garde's are flat
>>47011703Their model in snap has even skinnier legs than Calyrex lmao>>47008150
How to make a success thread on /vp/ Just post Gardevoir! She's super cute!
>>47011867okay but what did you do to bianca nigga
>>47009695Obvious joke will go above autistic peoples heads
>j-jokesThis has to be the saddest cope to deal with developer's intent I've ever seen.
>>47012077Yes, because promoting beastiality is their obvious intent..... you feed yourself these perversions and because you live your life online you’ve normalized it and conditioned yourself to be this way but you can always change. Just log off
>>47010155>his girlfriend is either a Poliwhirl, Shellder, Staryu, Eevee, Lombre, or Panpourweird choices, but okay
>>47012077Keep on being ignorant
>https://queenieadventure.tumblr.com/post/174249703503Still waiting for a wholesome Gardevoir x Human comic.
>>47011669I'll cyanide pill you instead
>>47011887sent her to the distortion world
>>47012098Cope and seethe, monkey fucker
>>47011867I want to kiss her on the cheek
>>47012704What if she wants to kiss you on the lips....and tell you about her day?
>>47012698What kind of juvenile insult is that?
>>47012869yeah because "die furfag/kys furfag" is very adult.
>>47012910He never said that. Brother, I think you’re projecting a bit here.
>>47012920Don't care, normies are normies.
>>47009905I self insert as a Pokémon fucker everytime I play.
>>47010065ayo ayoayy ayo ayo
>>47012943And pokefuckers are worse than normies, so your point?
>>47013012See? knew you were a normie. kys.
And there’s nothing wrong with being a “normie”. I think many of you should strive to be a normal member of society rather than being a wretch calling others “monkey fuckers” or making inane threads like the OP.
>>47013030>And there’s nothing wrong with being a “normie”This is when you need to return to facebookHell you can't even quote.
>>47012613You still haven't told me how the first part of what you said here stops humans having offspring with pokémon kid.
>47013030You do realise normies don't care about religion as deeply as you?They pay lip-service to it, but no more believe in some overarching hand guiding our world than thinking kids SHOULD be sexualised.
>>47013096>replying to attention whore namefag>screencapping posts by attention whore namefag
>>47013127debunked by colo, gale and pbr. Of course, also new gens since they are 3d.
>>47011425why does she need a condom, there's nothing there. nigga looks like a barbie doll
Bitches love apples
>>47013491Because cringe lords are cringe
>>47009595Do people seriously think this is real?
>>47013491Nothing there, so far! Hidden/retractable genitalia!
>>47013544He's back on it I hear.
THEY KNOW IT
Gardevoir is so cute!
>>47013882They always did.>>47012077
>>47012657I guess there's the Airalin comics? It's mostly just cheap gags, but at it's core it's about a guy and his gardevoir just kinda hanging out.Just a bit shippy if you squint, but part of it is the artist being aware of gardevoir's reputation and messing with the readers.
>>47013882That's not even in the game. It's some horrid off-model garbage from some SFM artist
What kind of procreation style suits your Gardevoir? How does she like it? What is she willing to do for you? Please tell all, trainers!
>>47010923It'd be funny if you tried to put her back in her pokeball, but she doesn't want to so she sticks the pokeball into her vagina where you can't get it, haha
>>47014397Holding Hands... rubbing hands together, maybe a t-t-iny kiss..
>>47014567Real world women have been corrupted. The traditional dream is dead. Cope or escape rope. If only our favorite green onion alien trad wife existed for real. Join MGTOW: Men/GardevoirTogetherOnlyWife
>>47014397Synchronize makes sex 100x better.
>>47009602I would like to have sex with AngewoMOM
Does your Gardevoir wear clothes? What about shorts? Underwear?
>>47012280only good choices in there are monkey and the fish dog.probably vap because eevee shilling but bleh
>>47014643I understand your pain
>>47012657Do they ever fuck? Or the guy just keeps fondling her tits
>>47016587They probably will, eventually.
>>47014643I'll stick to reality and enjoy the fantasies on the side.
>>47014643Based and Gardepilled
>>47011383>"legg"I can tell that you're a zoomer.guess how?
>>47012077so its a milf huh.
>>47009595>people are talking about this and not the hidden blowjob seat in the last area
>>47011633So they're actually just fearsome critters?>unfamiliar and strange creatures you meet as you journey through a new land>some are friendly some are dangerous etc
/vp/ is actually retarded enough to believes it's real.
>>47018233>/vp/ is actually retardedftfy
Can someone at least link the artist
>>47012280eevee isnt a weird choice anon
>>47018444read the names of files retard >>47010033
>>47009595huh? is this real?
What the fuck is Game Freak's problem
>>47018788THAT'S A PROBLEM???
>>47010033The middle one is planning something devious.
>>47009597Yeah no way Gayfreak had anything to do with considering their cock obsession
>>47012098That’s not beastiality retard she’s humanoid
>>47009595Can someone post the actual screenshot?
>>47009612Sorry, I have bad eyesight, could you point out Game Freak in this image? I can't seem to see it.
>>47019084Why are the colors off?
>>47012098If you're normal or glorify normality, you don't belong on 4chan. Simple as.
>>47021406Being humanoid has nothing to do with something being bestiality or not and that’s a retarded thing to say. What matters way more is context.
>>47017980Damn fucking right she is.
>>47023067>What matters way more is context.Alright then lets give an example for context: You can have a Gardevoir (or any pokemon for that matter) that's able to talk, read, write, work, make money, pay bills, go to the store buy stuff, and take complete care of itself in a very domesticated human like manner. This same Pokemon can also be much smarter, wiser, and older than you. Having a romantic or sexual relationship with this creature I wouldn't call this 'bestiality' by its context.
>>47023145That doesn’t happen in the franchise lmao it eats dog food for Allah’s sake LOL
>>47023145>Letting your pokewife go to work instead of staying home raising your ever-increasing number of childrenngmi
>>47023157Doesn't matter if it happens in the franchise or not, you, me, and every person in this thread doesn't exist in the franchise either, but we're able to look at and imagine these creatures however we want because their fictional. And if you really want to push for any level of things happening in the franchise then we got Meowth. Meowth makes everything possible, by being able to meet all of those standards.>>47023162Why don't you both work and get a sitter? Or better plan your schedule to work around each others?
>>47023188U still have to work within the boundaries of this franchise sweaty. It’s like asking why doesn’t King Kong run for President. Pokémon don’t do those things, even alakazam doesn’t he’s used to move boulders, participate in contest and battles and never as a scientists or any high level human profession. All that u type is head canon nonsense
>>47023188All our studies show a stay-at-home parent is healthier for children.
>>47023188>because their fictional
>>47023213>U still have to work within the boundaries of this franchise sweatySays who? I can have my working lady Gardevoir, its not like its real. Look here she is, being a cute!
>>47023218Then yeah work that schedule so you both work, and have at least one of you home with your kids.
>>47023245Why? I don't get your obsession with having them work. Pulling that kind of shit would mean the two of you would have no time together.
>>47023219Yes, sorry to break it to you anon. Charizard doesn't exist. But he/she/they exist in your fantasies!
>>47023268>Why? Cause I imagine my Gardevoir likes working and wants to who am I to stop her, in addition to me working. Compromise, we spend quality time together on weekends.
>>47010033imagine using your fake shit for a picture that's supposed to look "real"that's how delusional the guy who made OP pic was