What do you think about this clever and interesting girl?
Toejam and earl
>>46787433She's a cute.
>you'll never get a gf this goodShe's better than 99% of real girls.
>>46787465I bet she wants you to rest your head on that butt.
Lana is 9/10. With bigger boobs she would be 10/10. Her butt is okay the size it is, I think.
>>46787493No, flat is best.
>>46787500Flat? No way. It's not feminine.
>>46787433i wake up and its time for a Lana thread? I love you guys.
>>46787507Let's hug. You can pretend I'm Lana.
>>46787506She plenty feminine as is.
>>46787520Would you kiss that butt?
>>46787520Lana has such a nice butt
>>46787447holy based batman
>>46787534Am I the only one who thinks her butt is the best thing about her?
I don't care that much about Lana. I feel awful and guilty that she saw me this way, but it doesn't change that she is Lana and she's who I'm fucking, so of course I'd fuck her, and anyway I haven't actually used all of my available pussy quota up, because the session I had with the guy from the US earlier wasn't counted as sex since it wasn't penetrative. And even if it was I've used up my quota of threesomes with women in less than two weeks, so I don't need to worry about it too much right now. Last but not least, having this much semblance of sexual attraction for a fictional character is unhealthy, I know. For a seemingly younger character no less. But I digress, there's still so much I have yet to learn. Time is my greatest enemy time and time again, I just need the means to overcome my stump of a ruckus.
>>46787553no, youre not
>>46787553Lana was built for anaL.
>>46787562>>46787567I'm glad to hear that, guys. To me Lana has always been a butt character.Just look at this pic and imagine sleeping on that butt.
>>46787578It's perfect for sleeping on facedown
>>46787588She probably thinks you're gonna do it face up. She's in for a surprise.Also why do I get a boner every time I come to /vp/..
>>46787578Lana isnt just built for ass. Everything about her is perfect. It dioesnt matter if flat, boobylicious or anything else.As long as its lana, its lana > all
>>46787602Are you Mizubutt? I miss her.
>>46787594/vp/ has too many horny anons lusting after pokegirls! I feel kind of bad about the people complain there are too many threads, but I enjoy it.>>46787608I'm here~ But that wasn't me lol
>>46787608Nh, i go by Slaine in most...almost all online things. mostly on /vvp/ to lurk and hang out in /wfg/ and discussion threads...I do honetly wish there was more lana stuff. excluding her fishing rod, she has 2-3 cards on the tcg, almost no figurines, and exluding the fan merch, hardly anything on merchandise...even if the games of gen.7 werent the best, i miss her... maybe thats why im replaying UltraMoon right now. miss the alola feeling
>>46787618Lillie has actually the lewdest butt in this pic.. But I'm still faithful to Lana and I'd pay anything for a chance to sniff her.>>46787619S&M is my favorite season. I miss it so much. Best game too.
reeled her in~
my desktop wallpaper for almost 2 years now
How would Lana react if i asked her to step on my wiener? W-would she do it? Or even what if her sisters heard me asking too?
>>46787642seeing as she´d definitly be a teaser, she´s first reject the idea so you keep asking and asking, only to grant you your wish, stealthily when others are around.
>>46787632What are you gonna do to her, anon?
>>46787630It's honestly pretty hard to choose between those three. They're great, but I really like Lana~ Worship worthy butt.
>>46787654tickle her into submission, of course. maybe tease her a lot ntil she´s dripping wet, and let her swing around with short, fast licks on her wet swimsuit in her crotch...
Older lana is fine too
>>46787659Hi! Still partaking in Lana threads, I see~
>>46787647Her even trying something like that around others or in public would likely give me an instant boner. Hopefully she wouldn't get carried away and make me cum in public...
>>46787668I guess that would the hardest for her. because seeing the other half in constant 100% erection is nice if you can keep it up till you´re both alone later, but seeing someone cum in public, and his embarrasment afterwards, is kinda fun and exciting too
>>46787676If i'm being honest being nervous from her doing that in public likely would just make me more likely to cum, she would have to be really careful for me not to! Also based anime ha ha. The hand is likely an edit but i remember Lana being topless as an animation error
>>46787454you mean 100%
Would she look like that when she see´s your wishiwashi, too?
>>46787705Older Lana is so cute...I wish there was more of her.
i love it when this page is flooded with lana pics :D
>>46787711N-no. She would likely laugh
>>46787740Nah, she wouldnt. She´s not likely someone who´d make fun of that. Lana is someone who loves you for who you are, even if you´re not lasting long in bed, or your dick isnt the biggest. She´s a condensed bundle of love and happiness
>>46787743She thinks small ones are cute, huh?
>>46787749Based if true! I can see it being the case considering her character although poking fun seems to be something she would do anime wise
I would bomb Manhattan killing millions just to eat a spoonful of her sweet, sweet Lana Toejam.
>>46787758theres a difference between making fun of and poking fun at. She´d lovingly call it her little friend or her fishy, not laugh at you because its smaller than average and shit. >>46787751dicks are great, as long as they´re attached to the person she loves.
Lana gives me a literal boner every time. Dreaming of her ass has gotten me through these depressing corona times and having no social life.I know this is probably weird but this is how I live.
I unironically really want Lana to put her sexy trotters on my face until I suffocate due to her overpowering girlfeet smell.
>>46787772Truly best girl
>>46787778Stop it with this gross foot shit. She's a butt character.
>>46787785Thats the best thing, she´d cater to all of your fetishes. if you want to lick her butt, toes, armpits whatever, she´d let you. Seeing you happy and blissful, would make her feel the same. thats what true love is all about.
>>46787795What if Lana knows she's a butt character and uses that to her advantage, attracting guys with her butt on purpose?
>>46787785>>46787795Why not both? I'd give both her trotters and ass a tongue bath given the opportunity.
>>46787802Personally I wouldn't even ask for permission, I'd just start doing stuff to her ass and see how she reacts. I bet she's kinky enough to just let me.
>>46787799Then she shows how to use as ass-sets to the max, and build her own harem of willing guys who do everything she asks of them. >>46787806obviously. I mean its not her fault if you dont let her clean her asscrack before you stick your tongue in there.Though i guess she´d always be clean and has a nice, satly body odor thanks to her always swimming in the ocean
Flat girl on flat cardboard.
This is why she gets me hard.
How can I fuck a girl as cute and soft like her?
>>46787848Don't you think she needs a brutal fucking because of this behavior of hers?
>>46787867sadly, you cant. Thats why reality is most of the time pretty dissapointing. Perfect girls are, like in acient times, objects of whorship. Like the statues of acient greek goddesses, or Venus during the roman empire. They are not meant for human, mortal hands. You can get close to it by finding your perfect girl, but it´ll never be 100% HER. Trust me, i know what im talking about. I love my wife, 14 years together, 9 years married, childhood friends, i shaped her into the perfect girl. But she´s not lana. and will never be. still love her though
>>46787879You think so, too? Some might think she's being cute and funny here, but I'm getting slut vibes from her.
>>46787889well, she is. Ocean folk must have a healthy sex drive, since water is a pretty bad lubricant, so she has to get wet herself pretty hard to be able to have sex underwater
look at her smile...wolf in sheeps clothing.
>ywn be that araquanid
Is it worth watching SM just for Lana/Mallow/Lillie antics? Or will I still be bored out of my mind?
>>46787966theres a reason to watch it besides this? And maybe the movie parts of the Gen7 story?
>>46787966>Is it worth watching SM just for Lana/Mallow/Lillie antics?Yes.
>>46787995Holy fucking hell I'd date, love and bang the shit out of these three.I just wanna impregnate them all.
>>46788027Lana's crotch attracts me like a magnet. I'd just stuff my face in there without saying a word.
>>46788066I would gun for her (him) without question
>>46788066That's a big clit
>>46788066The joke is that we're all straight here but we would all give the boy-Lana a blowjob.
>>46787433like peanut butter
These days I can't even get a boner from watching chaturbate or redtube, but when I open these threads and think about Lana for a second, my dick is hard.Explain.Is she a sex goddess?
>>46788114of course she is.
Would Lana eat Taco Bell?
>>46788168why wouldnt she? Taco´s are tasty~
>there was a girl just like Suiren at your uni>corona happens>you never see her again and don't get a chance to pick her upSigh..
>>46788164That swimsuit is supposed to be innocent and neutral but to me it's just lewd and sexy as fuck.
>>46788202me too, buddy. me too
>>46788205I've been thinking about her and masturbating to her for a year now.It's sad but it keeps me alive.
such an expressive woman.
When you tell Lana you always loved her~
why are some of the best girls always the blue or blond haired ones.
>>46788249I love expressive girls. If any girl is reading this thread, take notes. Lana is intelligent, creative, expressive, cunning, independent and sassy.
>>46788308everything that modern feminism claims that woman are, but hardly any real women is.
>>46787447This. Fuck lanafags and fuck footfags.
>>46788311This. It's crazy how far women are from how I want them to be.
>>46787433So far I remember her .-.
>>46788355its their own fault. They see the loudest, obnoxious guys, and imediatly think "All of them are like this" and decide to change their behavious, personality and everything into a direction, where the good, loving and normal guys wont even like them anymore. Its like they´re adapting the shitty personality of the people they hate for themselves. and i dont get why.
>>46788366I just want a real-life Lana, bro. We would play vidya together and have fun. She would be a virgin, of course.
>>46788467not for long. she´d jump you after a few days.
>>46788486Sounds good. I think I'd be up for the challenge and give her a good time.
>>46787966If you can turn off your brain or play it in the background as you shiny hunt it's decent. It's on par with XY. In my opinion only the original generation is actually watchable. Even in the background Journeys is painful.
>>46788524you think? Journeys is kinda nice to watch desu. Its not OG, not SM or XYZ, but its great too imho. >>46787966just watch it while you´re playing another game or something.
>>46788524>>46788536>modern people are so numb to entertainment that they can't pay attention to it unless they're consuming more entertainment on the side.If you lived in the 1950's or even 2005, you'd pay to watch S&M once a week.
>>46788556Well, its not for me. I mostly watch pokemon as soon as it is out, mostly use it to watch during dinner or something. I do like to watch stuff while i breed stuff since its really monotonous and gets boring after 30 minutes of driving in circles. But the anime has always been a must watch for me every week. cant wait for tomorrow evening.
>>46788536I'm glad you enjoy Journeys. Every time I pay attention to it I hate it. I hate Goh and Ash. I also hate that they are not in the new region and I'm afraid this series is going to last too long because they can just use it to promote every new game.>>46788556>blaming people and not the content that is not even worth your attention.I actually watch content from the 50s and 2005 and it commands 100% of my attention. Try watching the Twilight Zone or The X-Files. I just realized I said I found the original generation watchable so your own argument goes against what I said.
>>46788611at least you´re using the last posted one lol >>46788602wouldnt that be a good thing? Seeing as they have to shit out games according to the anime schedule, they can put more work/time into them to flesh them out nicely and deliver games worth buying. i mean look at the unfinished Gen 7 games, and the horror that is Sword´n´shit. I actually like this light-hearted series more. Yeah, Goh can be an annoying piece of shit, but he´s cute. i do hate rabifoot cinderace though, ruined that character for me with his fast evolutions and that hes not around all the time anymore.
>>46787433That is a boy
>>46787433She's a retard that thought "training" a wishiwashi would be enough of a challenge for island trials.
>>46788467What vidya would Lana play, do you think? Pic related, I bet she loves retro games.
>>46787433MARCH 27, 2021 NEVER FORGET
Always remember to stretch before you go swimming. Be responsible like Lana.
>>46788675The game schedule is unrelated to the anime (I can only assume, I don't have sources). Most likely they try to get out one game a year with two teams working one two games at once. Each game takes 2 years to make and they alternate release years.I don't think gen 7 is unfinished and SM is one of my favorite games.
>>46788710Trust me I'll never forget the day a coomer thread got BTFO. Based toejamchad.
Why do I get the feeling Lana is the one who masturbates the most out of the three?
>>46788774Well she's always wet.
>>46788734i put over 2200 hours into Gen7, and really loved them too, but theres a lot of unfinished areas and stuff they added in USUM later on. like the trials being way more fleshed out, Minas trial in itself, Poni beingn nearly empty, No postgame...
>>46788774fun in the waterthe ocean is vast, so you need something to do without having to take lot of stuff with you. So masturbating on lapras back sounds really comfy.
>>46788801>2200 hoursI don't understand this. What is there to do for 2200 hours in Pokemon? Are you trying to legitimately breed a perfect IV shiny of every single one?
>>46788841completing my first full living dex, breeding for weeks, 8 hours a day, for shiny pokemon to use in competitive, breeding for friends who dont have older versions and cant get access to those games, online pvp with /wfg/ and others, tournaments, also tons of times i just had it open to wondertrade while doing other stuff...i mean i hated SwSh and still have 600+ hours on it because i often play with my buddys and breed shit.
>>46787711I wonder how she would react to an Arrokuda
>>46787785That's what Beafags say too.I mean you don't have to like that, but please don't deny what their fans might look at.
>>46788841>>46788863also, i have shit luck. it took me 117 boxes for a single shiny eevee. 78 Boxes of torchic for a shiny, 74 boxes for a shiny mawile (which is useless without its mega) Then again, when i started to breed a gible, i got a shit one during the first 15 eggs and one later after 30-ish boxes.
>>46788168Don't be silly, there's no Taco Bell in pokémon land.It would be some other brand using the likes of Bronzor or Ludicolo as its logo.
>>46788887>>46787785We all know whats really disgusting. All those Vore and Giantess fetish faggots. THAT´s disgusting.
>>46788920>VoreAgreed.>GiantessDepends. The problem with "giantess" is it has a very broad range of sizes. It also seems to be split pretty hard between "normal" images and mass murder because most giantess artists are creatively bankrupt and can't think of any way to demonstrate a character's size other than having them sit on a city or something.Can swing pretty hard either way with this one. Giantess is always hit or miss.
>>46788920>Giantess and Ticklefags both do low-key footshitHave some sense, man.
>>46788975if the focus of the picture is sitting on a city, then even footfags should hate it. if its ust a giant foot about to stomp down a city, then meh, if you like it, its okay,
>>46789036That aside, one of the reasons why I can't hate giantess so much despite the wanton destruction, powertripping and overthinking the many problems of being a giant is that I can see the attraction as wanting to feel servile to something powerful and god-like. It's not my cup of tea, but I don't mind it much.
>>46789119I´d rather serve a normal sized women, but whatever, everyone should ultimately just fap to the stuff they like
Lana backwards is ___
>>46789237NeriusOh wait, wrong name.
>>46789250Ycartoh wait, wrong language.
>>46789237Why does this pic turn me on?
>>46787433Horribly outclassed by her peers from the same generation.
>>46789894>Chicken-chan's buttcrack is showingHnng! HNNG!Anon pls help
Teen Lana is the best
>>46790105Only if she has a dick and an obsession with breeding her friends.
>>46788920Yeah, foot fetish is a common and harmless thing, and feet does in fact exist, unlike furries, vorefags and giantesscucksAlso fuck femdom
>>46788774Lana definitely masturbates more than Mallow and Lillie but she faces stiff competition from Acerola and Chicken-chan who are both fellow members of the "masturbates at least 3 times per day" club
>>46790561gentle femdom is great tho
>>46790636True. Acerola and Chicken strike me as filthy, nerdy coomers who never wash themselves.
>>46790799Stop making me cry anon.t. 31 and still single + virgin
>>46790946This high rate of 30+ virgins is way too high in this thread...
>>46790993>in this threadNo, in this society. The amount is growing yearly thanks to women becoming pickier due to Tinder.
>>46790999That's not trueYou're lyingYou're uglyYou're fatYou're exerting pedophilic fantasiesI bet you don't showerhrererehdhadhdI bet no one wants to marry youStop spreading hateful lies???? postelo funny fellowlaughcryemojix6
>>46791019>Stop spreading hateful liesSays dude who immediately implies I must be 600 pounds and implies I don't have the right to feel emotional stress over being lonely.
>>46790999>checkedsadly. I pray and hope for all of you to find your missing half soon. i genuinely wish for you guys to become happy. >>46791038i think he´s baiting you
>>46790999Fact. Multiple studies have shown that women rate extremely harshly on all dating/hookup sites/apps. They're shallow as fuck. More than 80% of men are deemed "unattractive" in their eyes.
>>46791049>i think he´s baiting youAye
>>46791038Not the same anon, but its not about expressing your own stress and problems (and im like you, but 25), its all about the rant a la we live in a society that is cringe and incel
>>46791063>its all about the rant a la we live in a society that is cringe and incelIn this case it's 100% true though. Like this isn't even something that's up for debate, it's a fact. Objective. Truth. Hookup sites/apps have in fact gone a long way toward denying more and more males their loss of virginity. The dating scene has drastically shifted over the past decade or two.
>>46791063>it's cringe and incelDude I hope you realize they're just making truth to be "incel cringe" so you wouldn't vocalize the truth anymore.Some people benefit from this.
>>46791063this. Not all men are assholes, and not all women are shallow fucks. The trick is not seaching on dating websites and apps. They are attracting those shallows cunts all over for wuick sex with hot guys. Maybe one needs to go out of their comfort zone and find someone normal. dunno how, i managed to score my childhood friend, but its possible.
/vp/- Robot 9001
>>46791125>not all women are shallow fucksWhite knight all you want, you're not going to get pussy anon. This statement has been debunked by multiple studies. Women are disgustingly shallow and view a vast, vast majority of men as below average appearance and personality wise. In fact they view the two as being basically one and the same.
>>46791125>Maybe one needs to go out of their comfort zone and find someone normal. dunno how, i managed to score my childhood friendExactly.My friends found their mate randomly, pre-corona and pre-Tinder, and are now telling me to just "go somewhere" and "do something".I spend my days loitering in libraries, malls, hobby groups, gyms etc. and it doesn't help because Tinder made real life mating impossible.
>>46791153see >>46787885im not white knighting anything. maybe 75-80% are shallow bitches. The secret is realizing which of them are, and working towards those who are not.
>>46791184>maybe 75-80% are shallowThat's being conservative. Studies show that 90-95% of females on dating/hookup sites/apps are extremely strict on their rating of males and that a vast majority of females tend to rate personality similarly to how they rate attractiveness.No comment on the "bitches" part. Most aren't but that's pretty irrelevant when it comes to getting laid. Finding a nice girl doesn't help when she's only rating the upper outliers as average or better.
>>46791237>90-95% of females on dating/hookup sites/appsThats what im saying. Ignore dating apps. or look for one where there are no pictures nd/or descriptions. never used one so i dont know what ones are out there.what also helps is getting up, maybe start jogging, getting fit and/or changing the outer image. i had no luck until i grew my hair out. after 19 years, i had the first time a fuckin girl started to flirt with me. asking if i had plans for friday or the weekend. You dont have to change your personality, just...give yourself a nice wrapping, i dunno...
>>46791237>>46791184Women care about your personality.Your personality, that they try to deduce from your looks.
>>46790993I'm 32 and never kissed a girl, not even been on a date. Who gives a shit? Sex is overrated.
>>46791286Bro you have no fuckin idea where to find girls because you had good luck in the distant past.I said this before in another thread, but in 2021 the problem is that women sit at home, cooming on their smartphones.Girls are addicted to phones and they don't see why they'd go outside and read books in a library when they can watch Netflix at home and get guys to come using Tinder.
>>46791293sex is, but having someone to cuddle, someone waiting at home, someone to go to the cinema with... >>46791300You are...right about that, i guess... I do see it with my buddys. Almost all of them are single and searching, and if they find someone, its... for a few months. mostly. I just want all of us to be happy.
>>46791329I wanna be happy too. Sometimes it's really shocking to look back on my life and realize I've been stressed, anxious and unhappy for at least 7 years now, with occasional normal periods.
>>46791329Cuddling is sex as far as i'm concerned. I live alone and i can go to the cinema with any of my friends.Pussy is not worth the hassle of having to put up with women and their retarded bevahiour. Get some pride mate.
Do all Lana threads turn into incel therapy sessions?
>>46791351>pridewhy? Im happily married, i can have sex whenever i want.normal, anal, doggy, whatever i want. giving or recieving. cuddling and all of it. >>46791379then lets post some more best girl.
>>46791396You lost all sense of individualism to date her in the first place.
>>46791403fun fact: we got together when she was 15, and i shaped her into the perfect partner for me. Got her into metal, got her into gaming, got her into fantasy movies and stuff. before that she was a 0815 girl who just listened to the pop charts, hardly played anything...I never lost anything. i just gained. (and not weight)
>>46791429>lying on a image board to save face
>>46787493Flat is justice
>>46791500you can think that im lying to feel better about yourself. but i know im not lying. and thats all that matters.
>>46791512Bruh you're on an imageboard about a fictional half-naked underage girl. You're not married unless you married a fellow pedophile.
Why does Alola have so many uohhhhh-worthy girls?
I liked this episode.I wish there was more like it.
>>46791545and she´s sitting over at >>>/y/ looking for more inspiration for her next artwork. Why would she be a pedo. Also, Lana is canonically 19, according to the GAMES. Also, why are YOU here then? are YOU a pedo?
>>46791564Say what you want about the quality of the games these last few gens, but the quality of the lolis and the number of quality lolis has improved vastly.
>>46791583definitly. and we´re not just talking about the player characters.
>>46791579Yes I am. So are you.
>>46791629if you think so :)
Anybody plan on doing anything with the Masters Lana model that came out? https://www.deviantart.com/mikumikuknight/art/Lana-dl-875562035hoping someone maybe knows how to remove the torso and pants and merge the legs and torso from another char into the model where she has no body & make a swimsuit ver
>>46791806meant sailor suit instead of torso
My life sucks and the only thing I dream about is sniffing Lana's ass.Is this normal?
>>46791806Did Lana actually get leaked in Masters? I'll start that game right now if that's the case
>>46791865Yeah her and Kiawe are going to be featured in an event with selene and elio sometime this month, NOT playable yet (not known beyond this month) but you can start saving. granted it took mallow a year to become playable after being seen in an event and ryuki has been in for awhile and not playable yet
How long would you last inside Lana /vp/?
>>46792078depends.you can last longer in missionary, thats for sure. also, you can drift away with your mind while cuddling her, so....around 2 or 3 minutes, i guess? really hard to say, as we dont know HOW tight she is. also heavily depending on the duration of foreplay, how horny you are before the actual act...
>>46792078I bet Lana fans here woudl last 30 seconds tops
>>46792136seeing as most of us here are virgins? orgasm directly after entering the flooded cave.
im off for now, wonder if the thread will be alive when i wake up in 7 hours...we do have 15 more images till image limit
>>46791629Based honest anon that can face reality.
>>46792146It's kinda cute if anons cum so fast in Lana
>>46787465What would it feel like if you could cum inside of this?
I always thought it was a boy since I didn't bother watching the anime
>>46793260Does really nobody knows? I have to know... I wanna do her so bad... It would probably feel so amazing...
I want to lick between Lana's toes