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Egg in a Basket Edition. You know the drill, post ‘vees, love ‘vees, cuddle ‘vees, etc.
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>>46739910
Weekly reminder~
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>>46739910
Daily Reminder Umbreon is a dog
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>>46740080
no it doesn't stop fucking lying
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>>46739910
I had a dream last night about an eeveelution petting zoo. It was great.
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>>46740447
Dog, Cat, don't think either classification really applies
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>>46740447
>he says while posting a cat
nyanbreon is real
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>>46744598
I suddenly have a mighty need to look up Jolteon art for some reason
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>>46740080
it just wants food and also is not real
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Sup fuckers!!
I had forgotten to check /vp/ today but remembered to check after I had woken up to go touch me pickle so I now I have blue balls but forget that shit, THERE ARE VEES TO POST
>protecting this thread from dragon types
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The weekly Borgar Bump. It’s delicious and nutritious!
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#FapToVap
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Does anyone else think that /ef/ has been getting slower and slower each thread...?
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>>46751448
it is true
this kills the Eev
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>>46751448
There's an infinite number of topics that can be discussed, but it might be a situation where everyone waits for everyone else to take initiative; therefore, nothing happens.
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Is anyone else asexual here?
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>>46751579
Then let's take initiative.
Alright /ef/, you get one (1) eevee to have as a pet/friend, which is it and why.
Not in the sexual sense but I'm sure you people will anyways
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>>46751662
I'm eevee sexual.

>>46752026
I'd have to go with classic Eevee or Flareon. I really can't decide though, they're all good for snugging and fugging. Eevee is basic but cute, Flareon because he could warm me up better than the others.
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>>46752228
Filthy anon, getting off to underage eevees
Bet you like seeing them in stockings lifting their legs up for you
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I'm not really too fond of Eevee.. I like ghost type Pokémon instead!
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>>46752026
I would choose Glaceon because it's quite cold where I love and I think a Glaceon would feel comfortable living where I live most out of any of the Eeeveelutions
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>>46752286
Oh absolutely. Even better when they show me their freshly baked cookies.
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>>46752026
Sylveon because if i picked a normal eevee they would evolve into one regardless from how much i love them.
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>>46752026
Honestly none because I'm waiting for an awesome Dragon type Eeveelution.
Then I can draw him and Hybrid from Fortnite together shoving their scaly asses in my face
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>>46751662
Nah, I’m bisexual, kinda the opposite of that.

>>46752026
Sylveon is my favorite Pokémon sooooo...

>>46752707
>Dragon type vee
GET EM’ BOYS!!
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>>46752940
>sylveon poster is a fag
but of course
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>>46752955
Actual TheSylveon poster here.
I don't care about definitions, if I like you, then I'll make you cum. No need for complicated shit like sexualities and stuff. The only thing with that is, is that you have to be more than a normal person for me to like you, and not be a toxic piece of garbage.
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>>46753002
>No need for complicated shit like sexualities and stuff. The only thing with that is, is that you have to be more than a normal person for me to like you, and not be a toxic piece of garbage.
Do you frequent twitter per chance?
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>>46753042
I avoid toxic garbage like that.
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Sigh, I seem to have attracted the unintelligent once more here...

I'll be taking my leave. Au revoir.
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>>46753073
See you tomorrow
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>>46753084
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I seriously fucking doubt that
But you're free to believe whatever you want to believe.
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>>46753105
Then go.
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>>46753105
autistic fucks, i'm the real sylveon poster and the only thing i love is sylveon. the other one is a janny posing as a normal person.
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requesting Sylveon butts
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Can we talk about cookies
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>>46753412
Chocolate chip is pretty good
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>>46753382
Why do people always assume I'm a janny? I'm really not.

Also, there's a difference between a the and THE. You see, there are many many sylveonposters, but only one THE Sylveonposter, which people assume is a janny for some strange reason
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>>46753539
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>>46753412
eevee cookies?
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>>46753539
because people who reply to that specific sylveonposter usually end up getting banned and their posts getting deleted moments after like he's some kind of serial killer
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>>46753627
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>>46753627
maybe they shouldn't break rules then.
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>>46753739
says the guy who reposted a picture that already got deleted
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>>46753767
It all depends on the readable context my friend. You see, if the general context is just sharing casual images without some ulterior motive, then more likely than not, it passes muster.

However, let's say you decide to post something that is questionable, but at the same time decide to do something that makes your context questionable, then the image falls under scrutiny and can be flagged for yeet purposes for whoever the reviewer is.

You see, all I do is flag posts that break this context rule, and more often than not, people break context when they respond to me for whatever reason.

Its quite literally a situation of "Living in glass houses and wearing no clothes." As long as you don't talk shit, then it flies. If you talk shit, then you get hit.

Even if the image isn't lewd, but the context break has nothing to do with the discussion, or with Pokemon in general, it more likely than not gets baleeted because its not relevant to thread or the overall topic of Pokemon, or it just violates a rule in some way.
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>>46753839
tl;dr I just know how the system works, and I use it efficiently. That doesn't make me a janny, just a better shitposter than most.
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>46753839
>46753848
definitely a janny
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>>46753892
If I were a janny, wouldn't I simply just delete anything I didn't like? Including talk that I am a janny? I mean, most jannies make that mistake, going in with fire in their blood, deleting and perscribing their own order on the boards they were hired for. If I were a janny, wouldn't I be doing likewise non? I do have enough causation to do so, because it serves no relevance to thread or board topic, but yet, the discussions still exist, because ultimately there is nothing I can do about it. Then again, if I were a janny, I wouldn't care about that stuff either, and mostly just go after the flooders and retards who break out of their generals to other boards.
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>>46752026
Umbreon cause its a dog
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Would it be weird to use BOTH Umbreon and Espeon in my Soul Silver run? I have never used 2 eeveelutions in my team
I would get one Eevee from Pokewalker (Umbreon) and another from Bill (Espeon)
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>>46754212
I've used monoEevee teams in multiple runs.
Weird? Yes. Fun? You bet!
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>>46752026
If HA is an option, Sylveon.
If not, Espeon. Because while I like Sylveon more, its normal ability is too much of a hassle.
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>>46753507
I do like chocolate chip, but those cookies that come from Chinese restaurants are my favorite.

>>46753587
Of course.
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>>46752026
Leafeon for sure, just seems like a relaxing pet to have. Plus it feeds on sunlight and purifies the air around it so super low maintenance and always smells nice.
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I wish eeveelutions were real
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>>46755733
I wonder if pokemon, eeveelutions specifically, were real, what percent of the population would fuck them
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>>46755799
I don't know but I just want to cuddle and take care of them, make sure they are happy and healthy
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What fanmade eeveelutions do you like the idea or looks of?
While not strictly an eeveelution, I like the Mega Eevee from Insurgence, even if the rest of that game is a mess. The rundown is that besides the usual Mega Evolution stat boost, Mega Eevee gains the "Protean Maxima" ability, which makes it so that whenever it uses a move with a type that matches an eeveelution, it turns into it, including stats and ability.
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>>46755006
Very nice.
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>>46756311
YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE
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>>46753073
This picture is fucking hideous
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>>46757232
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>>46755846
Based pet owner
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God baked mac n cheese is orgasmic no matter how many times I have it.

Happy Easter kiddos
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/ef/ is dying question numero dos:
For those of you with a job, what is it and what eeveelution do you think would make the best employee at it/co-employee.
If you don't have a job, then come up with one you think your favorite eeveelution would excel in.
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>>46759205
Glaceon would be the ideal ice cream saleseev.
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Eggvee
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>>46761684
Imagine being an impressionable young Eevee with your whole life ahead of you, and then some asshole sticks a fire stone in your face and you evolve into a shitmon.
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>>46761953
Blame Game Freak for hating the floof.
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>>46753073
>that pic
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>>46763020
'furfag' here, the one of the left is definitely more appealing to me. It's their cuteness and big ass which make the Eeveelutions hot. If they all looked exactly like dogs then I don't think they would be as popular, except to legit dogfuckers.
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IT’S NOT FAIR BROS, I WANT TO PET THE CUTE VEES SO FUCKING MUCH!!
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>>46763089
go outside
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>>46763200
but I just got back
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>>46763114
tfw this will never be you because vees aren't real
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>>46753399
Don't have those. Are Glaceon butts ok instead?
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>>46764582
Glaceon butts are perfect
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>>46764785
Good to know
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>>46764829
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rump.. errr, i mean hump... err, bump
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Post Beevee.
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>>46766886
What did he mean by this
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>>46766886
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>>46764975
>fuck, This artist doesn’t know how to draw the anatomy of an ambiguous 4 legged animal and now I can’t fucking walk!
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>>46767894
let's see you draw better then
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>>46767583
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>>46768264
>>46767583

Hear me out...
>The Beevee Movie
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bum
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>>46753002
>I don't care about definitions, if I like you, then I'll make you cum
Y-you at least get their consent first, right?
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>>46769745
Who needs consent?

I want a racist rapist white boyfriend. It would be so hot to have him lock me in a cage like the minority animal I am and rapes me through the bars while he calls me slurs.
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>>46769851
*throws you into the pit and calls you a Gerudonigger*
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>>46770286
*throws you into the oven and calls you delicious*
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>>46759205
''Espeon translations: comprehensive adorableness!"
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>>46770879
how did he get in there
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>>46770377
Hot!
literally
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>>46771130
An Eevee can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches. Store your firestones responsibly, or your new Flareon can end up in a situation like that.

By the way, did you know that the human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage? Meaning your ass can easily accomodate an Eevee.
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>>46771437
In that case, I better check there's not one in there now!
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>>46771437

The human anus can stretch several meters wide if you don't care if the human lives through it afterwards.
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>>46771437
If the only I knew that before I made me a smoothie... :(
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>>46771509
I wonder how far Glaceon's anus can stretch
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i wonder what each eevee/lution's favorite kind of petting is. Butt scritches? Chin rubbins? Tummy rubs...? Behind the ear maybe? Or more...
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>>46772591
We know that Sylveon is a fan of handholding.
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>>46772602
Do they hold your hand with a ribbon or their paw?
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>>46773612
anyone have some more wallpaper size eeveelution images?
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>>46772608
Ribbons. And they do this to feel your emotions.
Srsly, read the dex entries.
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>>46775497
i'm too busy masturbating to read that stuff
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>>46775103
that is one sick puppy
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>>46775516
>not incorporating actual lore into your masturbation sessions
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>>46776184
*noms it*
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Check out mah beeg juicy pawbz uwu owo
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>>46775854
*kitty kot
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Which do you prefer? Snug...
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or Smug?
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>>46779602
A mon that's extremely smug — but also smart enough to look cute and cuddly.
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>>46780429
I think I know what you're getting at.
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>>46782404
old man
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>>46780429
Yep, pretty much the main reason I like this little shit!
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>>46753002
>The only thing with that is, is that you have to be more than a normal person for me to like you, and not be a toxic piece of garbage.

You do know what website this is right?
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>>46785249
He's a filthy Sylveon poster, only thing inside his head is lustful thoughts
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>>46785249
desu, I understand some people are non neurotypical and I honestly don't mind that. However, I can't stand people who are weak. Not all of 4chan is /x/ /pol/ or /lgbt/.

I don't care about your weaknesses and if your main point behind your identity is "Muh toxic weaknesses because I don't want to cope with my reality" then I want to do nothing with you because ultimately people like that are either
A: Children disguised as adults
B: Entitled narcissists who will never change
C: Parasites that don't believe they deserve happiness, so they self destruct everything to make the world as miserable as they are.

That is to say, I have expectations of would be partners, and the expectation is pretty low. "Don't be walking garbage."
>>46785264
I'm not that one-dimensional Umbo; I'm quite complex and open minded, I just refuse to deal with the flawed pyschologies of broken ass people who refuse or are ignorant of their own fucked up life.
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>>46785395
Here's a good example; earlier this week I visited the nations capitol with some friends. We were taking photos, and some 20 year old something started screeching at us about "gang stalking" and "fbi rape". We were mostly confused, because we were a group of individuals, some of us with children.

Some of our wives were confused on why the 20 year old girl was screeching about gang stalking and we had to explain that "This is just a schizophrenic lady who can't cope with her reality IRL, and that she carries over her bullshit beliefs from online to IRL, and expects random strangers to feed into her delusions without caring how it makes them feel."

I don't have any time or energy for people like that, because I simply do not care for people who are like that. If you can't conduct yourself as a functioning human being, or even respect others as individuals, then I have no time or concern for you. You are walking garbage and you need to detoxify your garbage life.
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>>46785432
stop giving sylveon posting a bad rap bro
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>>46785556
No. I called dibs.
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>>46785598
i will fight you
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>>46785609
I would actually enjoy that, very few people have the confidence to physically challenge me considering how I tower over them.

Very few last longer after the first counter. I wonder, would you be able to give me the physical challenge I crave? It'd be nice to have a scrap where the opponent isn't tapping out or knocked out after two minutes after all.

>inb4 I'll just taze/mace you.
That is a bad idea, you'll just activate my adrenaline skull fuck mode. You'd best run immediately after doing so, because I'll be literally on your ass rawdogging and sodomizing you in open fucking daylight for using pussy bitch methods to someone who willingly issued a physical challenge.
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>>46785395
>Entitled narcissists who will never change
False, I saw you touching Murdoch's pp and he's the most narcissistic human around!
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>>46785395
>tfw all 3
*silently whimpers and crawls back into my mancrib and plops my diapered ass down as I pull out my phone and shitpost on /b/ about the love of my life I'll never have and how everyone is just scum for not liking me*
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not me, although the other xposters are my kids so shrug.
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>>46785746
don't be like that
>>46785655
you're making it weird
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>>46785842
Heh, I'm just joking. You've known me for so many years and yet you still take me so seriously, pff.

...I may not be a narcissist but I don't think I can ever change what I am. It's better if I isolate myself, people like me are just unshackled demons let loose from hell who don't deserve happiness.
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What was this? The picture got nuked
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>>46790113
Glaceon didn't actually molest the poor boy... right?
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>>46792073
Minty fresh
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Well, see you guys next tomorrow!
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>>46792073
i wanna stick my tongue in her butthole
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