Post /vp/'s greatest hits.
i don't get it. what's the joke in OP's screenshot
>>45911022This is honestly on the unfunniest copypastas I've ever seen. I don't get why retards insist on it being good, and it really shows how braindead /vp/ is for liking it.>>45911085There is none. If anything, the joke is how pathetic who retards who find it funny are.
>>45911105holy fuckanyone with an IP associated with a /vp/ post should be blocked from posting on other boards
>>45911141Don't lump everyone together with this retard
Diaper beam lol
>>45911105Hands down, /thread. Easily the most gullible person I've ever had the honour to witness on this board. At least he wasn't ill-intentioned, unlike that Regirock pisser.
>>45911307bros...this is what /vp/ used to be about...
>>45911105I wonder where that guy is now
>>45911146t. unfunny larping retard
>>45911120it's boomer WIFE BAD tier
>>45911312Sleep tight fug
>>45911120>There is none. If anything, the joke is how pathetic who retards who find it funny are.seething incel with dress.
>>45911312Sleep tight Fugger.
>>45911312sleep tight fugger
I misread 'Garbodor' as 'Gardevoir' and now it makes more sense.
>>45911640How was Regirock pisser ill-intentioned?
>>45911891which makes it funny because he's retarded
>>45911312I can't believe it's already a week away from five years since this legendary thread unfolded. I'm really glad I got to experience the chuckles live since it wasn't a fun time for me back then.
>>45912315Anon, he pissed on a plastic figure in a jar. If he isn't mentally ill and a threat to his parents and himself, no one is.
>>45911120I'm a woman (female) and I think it's funny for the sole fact that he thinks that catching hundreds of Garbodors and wonder trading them will do anything to ease his "plight". Also the fact that he thinks that they'll end up being traded to adult women in the US when in reality it's probably just going to go to some kid who can't even read.It's the absurdity of a presumably adult man venting his frustration through a game for babies.
>>45911022This really is the most mentally ill board on 4chan
>>45913330you stlll here, shit?
>>45911312Sleep tight fugger
>>45913330/qa/ is worse
>>45914075/qa/ is a dedicated shitpost board so that doesn't count
Anyone got a collage of the Masuda Infinity War parody?
>>45911058holy fuck this is a classic. i forgot about this
>>45911312This actually takes me back to something else. Does anyone else remember /vp/ Mystery Dungeon?
MEANWHILE IN THE GALAR REGION
>>45914748Of course I do. Some rules I proposed were adopted. Student-kun's autism ruined the thread for me.
Someone post the Wottergate stuff
>>45914835What a fucking autist
We need an updated version
>>45915120not much of a point anymore when 80% of the rooms would just repeat
The dumb fuck 3DS pirate morons who went online before the game even came out and had their 3DS accounts banned
>>45914855>What she is looking for>3'0" to 8'0"kek
>>45915228best one itt thread
>>45915120literally 5 rooms now, pokefuckers, smegmanites, shills of SWSH, genwunners and anti shills of SWSH. this place is a joke.
>>45914073What's so humorous about the tummy treads?
>>45914790Fuck this board
I miss him
>>45915575damn, this autism is comfyAlso, comedy relief owl.
>>45914835I fucking remember this holy shitIf he weren't such a repulsive vile manchild I'd have a shred of pity for the fucker
>>45915628>>45915637This would have worked better if it was about Ohmori.
>>45915628>>45915637already a classic
>>45916064Fuck I was in that thread.
>>45915161What is it about pokemon that produces such autistic fuckers?
>>45916228I have nothing else in my life. no kids, no wife, no hopes or dreams. I have nothing, my family is shit, my life is shit and I wish I died. Pokemon was my father, since despite knowing him, he was fucked and never said a single "I love you son".
>>45912717Nah. If he truly has that many, and given Swoosh was a bit more popular with the female demographic, at least a few (or more) will actually statistically end up in the "lucky" throes of a U.S. woman. I wish a few ended up in the hands of anons here, would've been based to see the follow up.
>>45916239U ok bruv
>>45915120>>45915288>>45915481I'm going to try to make a new mansion thread soon. I have some ideas to get it started and I'll clear the current rooms so there's a template.
>>45912717Even if only one arrived at it's intended destination he already won.
>>45916274I tried to kill myself, now I take shitton of meds and pills. I am "ok" anon.
>>45915525i just thought it was funny how those four threads pretty much summed up the entire board.
>>45915120A major thing missing is the /pgg/ farmhouse in the back with spergy anons trying to talk over the schizos.
>>45916279Be sure to include /pmg/ as its own room and the drama associated with such.Coomers basically run around slapping their Pokegirls on everyone's door
>>4591627950% of the 2021 mansion is just coomers cooming to totally not underage girls, 30% or sworshie circlejerk and baiting about how good or terrible they are.
>>45916279I've cleared the template. It isn't transparent but whatever. If I remember I'll make a thread tomorrow for people to contribute to.
>>45915161>we need Oak to be there to tell us thatGoddammit, caught me off guard
>>45914748Hey, at least we have skytemple now to make our own ROMhacks, it only took 12 years
>>45914855how did they connect him to the shadow885 name in the first place? searching the friend code?
>>45912605You didn't answer my question.
>>45914855Braden is 18 years old now
>>45915161Wow. That story with the anon's dad patching up the psyduck toy made me tear up.
>>45911105was it autism?
>>45915161Probably the best image in this thread. Bottom left was super feelsy, bottom right was super 'what the fuck'.
Today I will remind them...
>>45914835Guess this didn't last long.
>>45916228Colorful cutesy cartoony animal characters in a seemingly peaceful utopian world makes quite the escapism for autists
>>45911091female zoos are disgusting
>>45916369>>45916381>>45916448>>45916600New mansion is up if anyone is interested
>>45919072why didn't you link? one job
>>45911105>>since hiroshima happened a decade agoI AM DEAD/Thread
>>45917889still no thread screencapped?
>>45911085How autistic can /vp/ users be. If you don't notice it, you're one of them.
>>45919397Got deleted before anybody could’ve done anything thanks to fucking mods
>>45919420Screencap the archive, literal useless fart, god damn
>>45917889That was literally 2 days ago and it's still branded into my brain.
Has any other /vp/ stuff been memed into existence
>>45919710no, because tentaquil simply was dropped by a secret staff member, and might be included later. it was a test.
>>45916294Not enough Pokefuckers
>>45917889I want to think that's a Regirock in a jar full of honey, but something tells me that it's not.
>>45917889oh god i found it. it wasn't honey, but piss.https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/45893182/#45893182
>>45914991>Loses to a level 30 mon>Basedpede at thatKek
>>45911022>still makes fat women seeth Lmao
>>45911105>referencing Hiroshima in a kids game
>>45911120t. buttmad roastie
>>45914991What dumb moves did this kid use to lose against Masquerain and Scolipede? Even Shiftry would do decent damage against quad-resistance Scolipede just because it's 10 levels higher which gives it a slight damage boost.
Come on guys
>>45915124Daily reminder Brett is the retard underage b8 that believed alomomola evolved from luvdisc.
>>45921324>COME ON GUYS POST THE SCREENCAP THAT ISNT EVEN 6 MONTHS OLDyou dont fit in
>>45921324it stops being funny when this is posted every fucking thread.
>>45921324This fucker was straight up funnier
>>45911022Sometimes I think the people on this board need medical fucking help
>>45916282Damn dude, honestly pokemans probably isn't the best way to be spending your free time. You need to socialize with more normal people.
>>45921822/vp/ is the most colorful board on 4chan. unparalleled imagery
>>45922487>>45922493Fucking lord my sides
>>45921822There's a fine line between the deepest depths of degeneracy and pure genius
>>45921822Got reminded of the guy that wanted to stick his dick in a Pokemon Center
>>45917356...anyone in this thread could be Braden
>>45914749This will never not be glorious
>>45920873>>45921324>>45921822>>45911022>>45911022>)>>45911105>>45914835>>45914855>>45915068Why does this board attract some of the most deranged and pathetic individuals?
>>45921822Nasty board, but still funny
>>45914855I feel a sense of sadness whenever I read about the mom and the dog.
>>45914835>all these anons falling for such obvious baitit still makes me cringe after all these years
>>45915539this one got me the hardest. my sides are in orbit!
>>45915326Alolan Ban Wave was hilarious>lol dude Nintendo ain't gonna do shit! They barely know how to online in the first place>abloo bloo bloo Nintendo plz unban me, I dindu nuffin! How2GitUnbanned :( :( :(I went online as well, but I knew from the beginning how to get unbanned so I didn't give a shit.
>>45923694now did kotaku actually snip anon's temper tantrum and show it in their article? Because if so, I might have to start respecting them, and no one wants that
>>45923181He could be any one of us
>>45911085“Look how horrible this thing is” can be a joke
>>45911312sleep tight fugger.
>>45923409dunno but it's early-chris-chan levels of funny
This is by far the funniest fucking thing that has happened recently. Fluffyfags BTFO.
>>45923694It was an incredibly stupid thing for me to do at the timeBut in hindsight having an online environment full of other players who weren't complete cocksleeves was the most fun I had with Gen 7. The GTS was actually USEABLE during that time.
>>45913330/x/ and /qa/ would like to talk with you.
>>45923425I thought there was a God that could see it all
>>45924496They have nothing on /cgl/
>>45914749Beautiful, fuck Ashfags kek
>>45922719That doujin has been around for ages, did /vp/ really just discover it for the first time in fucking 2017?
>>45925006I miss him so much
>>45925084homemade kun is a girleven has a husband and kid
>>45925086OK, then I miss her so much. She was one of the people who actually produced kino content.
>>45925115she's actually kinda nicei followed her on twitter and she followed me backwe were also friends on miitomo when it was still a thingfound out that her birthday is the same as minetried to look for her twitter on my birthday last year so i could greet her too but she's gone
Anyone have meanwhile at E3?
>>45922718I desire to know more. Like, the building? The healing machine? What are we talking about here?
>>45924496people on /qa/ are only ironically mentally ill, though, haha ....
>>45922664Wait so the word cunny is not used once? I must have misremembered
>>45915161>NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR THROAT!Absolute apex predator
today i will remind them
>>45930077Disappointing starters leaks always cause that reaction. That also happened with the Alola and Galar ones.
>>45930077back when Joe was cool
>>45925000this is cancer to the eyes, holy shit
>>45911105>since Hiroshima happened about a decade agono reaction image could ever do justice to how hard I laughed at this
>>45924281I did that :D
>>45915539i dont get it
>>45920873Need anon to put piss regi in a screencap
>>45911022Motion is irrelevant to animation
>>45933552Shill mods didn't want Stantler in gen 8
>>45924281le epic wholesome chungus!
>>45913330Eh there are worse ones, but in my opinion this board has the most soullfoul autism.
>>45914991Aw man, THIS is the old /vp/ I rememberUnfortunately the archive where i saved the old screencaps got lostBut thank you anon for posting this, makes me feel like I got a piece of the past backP.S. remember wottergate and the lessons it imparted
>>45917889Why tf do people do this shit again? Like this ain’t even one of the furry bait mons it’s a fucking regirock
>>45934973I believe it's some pissfag. I remember few years ago he flooded /vp/ and /v/ with threads of him pissing on MANY pokemon plushies. Probably him again.
Fuck, does anyone have the nigglet and the council of diglett cap? Shit was hilarious
>>45934991>he didn't kill himselfwhat a shame
>>45922493https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/34085059/#34085222https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/35233050/#35233111I remember joining in on this a few years back, surprised there weren't more similar posts for me to have to crawl through to find them.
>>45936028The sad thing is, he's 100% right.
>>45911312Sleep tight fugger.
>>45912110There's something nostalgic about people playing the remnants of shitty romhacks made by angsty teens.
>>45911105I hope /vp/ gets deleted and Pokemon is a banned forever from 4chan because of this.
>>45916244You honestly think he actually DID this and wasn't just making it up?
>>45916244I know a lot of adult women play Pokemon, but the vast majority of Pokemon fans are children. And wonder trade is worldwide too. The likelihood of a Garbodor named U.S Woman landing in the hands of a U.S Woman and not a very young kid is slim.Not to mention wonder trade is rife with people who are getting rid of their breedjets, and people who care about IVs, EVs, natures, etc. are overwhelmingly male.
>>45914855I was the "Rate my set?" fag in that thread. How many years it has been.
>>45936912imagine if some one else then said "I was Braden. How many years has it been"
>>45936983A horrifying thought; as we would no have to put up with his faggotry.
>>45921822The thing about 4chan is that this kind of degeneracy has existed all throughout history, but was confined to imagination. Now we get to watch it get shared, grow, multiply and get combined with its equivalents from other minds into some grotesque collective. Someday when digital archeology is a thing /vp/ will be one of the best examples of said phenomenon. Look alive everyone, you're being watched by your descendants
>>45937142Meant for >>45923409
>>45917889thats not iridescent equine!
>>45917582I had someone exactly like Carl in one of my classes and I know exactly how that anon felt. You'd always be on edge because he'd do crazy shit like pick up his desk and throw it at the teacher with his freaky tard strength, or just get up and punch other students and then one day they sent him in so drugged up it was like he was just replaced. One day he told me he was going to kill me because I said Venusaur was my favorite starter.
>>45911105This is so fucking embarrassing.
>>45911105I was there when Spaceworld happened. No screencap can capture me refreshing the catalog every few minutes, it was a golden age for this board.
Was this one posted yet?
>>45914719OofAlways liked this image and I have nothing against gen 8, just its mob,
>>45934991You think there is just one person doing that sort of thing?
>>45923735https://twitter.com/kotaku/status/798915444086214657?lang=enYes. The article even had several caps. They deserved it for being retards since they were warned it would happen multiple times.
>>45936028>>45936080this is just the f-zero gx copypasta
>>45923425What's the deal with PreciousLeaf? The other day, I had an expired ban from several years ago on my mobile IP that was this person posting their Twitter. Looking at their profile today, they still seem quite crazy.
>>45911312Sleep tight Fugger
>>45921182It's a hack called volt white, all shitmons get significant buffs and scolipede has speed boost etc.
>>45921324what a piece of shit
>>45938837>(Hopefully) Without risk of getting censored to explain the lore:He's a paranoid schizophrenic who thinks Leaf (from the Kanto games) is actually real & living with him, helping to take care of him because his parents kicked him out of the house when he turned 18 due to his increasingly violent behavior.He regularly rages out and breaks multiple items around his apartment, put multiple holes in his walls, knocked out his tooth from routinely smashing his head against the wall, and spends most of his money on Leaf merch even if it means starving with negative state funds. He even screams in public when wearing Red/Leaf cosplay clothes. He recently pissed on himself twice before bamming his head knocking himself out in a corner of his room. (Not joking)He's literally suicidal, so a touchy subject for the mods/jannies, and refuses to seek help despite a good number of people (who don't just make fun of him) trying to guide him towards it. Nowadays he mostly harasses DeNA's Twitter all the time & /pmg/ It's only a matter of time...
>/vp/ humor thread>a lot of greens and feels that are more sad, angry, crazy, or otherwise not 'funny'Should these things be separated in the future?
Someone post the dolphin pussy muscles guy
>>45939176With the announcement of the dp remake and gf showing of not trying, the emotions of the board will likely be that, presume things will not get better and not just here
where are the pictures of plushies being filled with shit? i remember seeing a pachirisu, i laughed for 5 minutes straight
>>45920873I haven't laughed this hard in so long, holy crap
Fuck, so many of them, it's going to take me a while to find mines in all of these
4th anniversary soon