Snakes are for _____.
>>45495943hugging, they are cute
>>45497416If they want it
>>45495943feeding and breeding
>>45495943i want to pet a serpeiror
>>45495951OP can never recover.
>>45498398with trainer's cum
>>45495943tying into a knot.
>>45502723Excellent, I've been in the mood for noodle soup lately.
>>45495943Isn't Milotic supposed to be a fish? How's it a snake?
>>45502723Yo this is some high quality shit
>>45505008The only roght answer in regards to dragonair and Serperior
>>45502919Some people consider it to be based on sea serpents, rather than the oarfish.Of course, the oarfish itself was an inspiration for the tales of sea serpents...
>>45505295the only answer in regards to snakefuckers is the final solution
>>45495951ur a faggot
>>45495951dayum FPBP is not enough giga based
>>45495951based for keeping a snakefucker thread alive
>>45495943Snakes are for eating. Yum yum yum gumbo
>>45510590fucking kill yourself, I'd sooner eat a dog than a snake or any reptile for that matter
>>45510967Fucking this, reptiles are the best
>>45510967>>45510974I will eat another.
>>45495943killing. they're a danger
>>45516849how about you eat my fucking ass
>>45516992I am full from eating snakes.
>>45495943Lying innocently on the bed!
>>45518635More like she IS the bed.
>>45518635>>45518710>ywn squeeze her:(
>>45519100You can in your dreams, anon. Isn't that enough?
>>45519103i wish, i never have dreams anymore, at least any i remember
>>45518635Until it breaks.
>>45519307Stop touching yourself so much. A full load in your balls while imagining drowning in massive snake coils will lead to pleasant dreams indeed, anon.>>45519319Good. It should break.
>>45519341But that could hurt her and damage the house!
>>45519344With all that soft pillowy padding? She won't be hurt. The house might be, but honestly, who cares? Keep feeding her until you can sleep inside her coils every night instead of inside a worthless plaster shelter.
>>45519350That could get to be very costly and you wouldn't want her to be left outside in the elements, would you?
>>45519357Grass types like the rain. It might be a problem if you live in a cold climate, but then again: all that padding will keep her warm. And costly? Really, when you can spend your rent money on food for her and you instead?
>>45519369True but she might like being inside where there is AC for the summer heat, and TV to watch.
>>45519378Now I'm imagining spending someone spending all their money on overfeeding their fat prissy spoiled snake and then having to camp out in abandoned subway tunnels because she literally won't fit in any human sized building.
>>45519398That wouldn't be a bad place to keep her to shelter her from bad weather and it should be cooler in there. Still that is a very large commitment to make to keep her that big.
>>45519408Religious devotion to something bigger and more powerful than yourself has traditionally been considered that which separates man from beasts. There's no shame in choosing to become a man that lives to honor his deity-pet with daily feeding instead of living as a feral beast that will one day become her meal instead.
>>45519429I suppose. She certainly won't mind it once you work out the kinks of the living situation.
>>45519591Excellent to see that you agree after all, anon. How much 'fertilizer' she creates on a daily basis is probably going to be a problem at some point, for example.
>>45519706If you are willing to get her to that size to being with then you were going to be dedicated to all the ups and downs it came with. I still think that is way too big for one man to properly care for but if one has the money and motivation then maybe he could prove me wrong.
>>45519764>I still think that is way too big for one man to properly care for but if one has the money and motivation then maybe he could prove me wrong.And yet I'm sure you could say that about most of the human female population able to be found in a Walmart. That is, of course, assuming you don't have help in the first place. Surely Salazzle isn't the only monster capable of enthralling enough males to create reverse harems.
>>45519804That angle can work for the religious aspect if enough people became enamored with her. For a lone trainer though it would be a tough feet to care for her. maybe he could get the rest of his team to help.
>>45519846Capturing prey one by one in a single ball apiece would take far too much time. If this snake-loving trainer has other monsters under his command it would be much easier to have them hunt down entire armfuls (or tentaclefuls or wingfuls or limbfuls..) of wriggling creatures to be brought to the feeding trough banquet table. Each one wild and free, each one full of calories untainted by technology's grasp.
>>45518710She look so beautiful
>>45519804>tfw you are too long for Walmart
The Snivy line is visual perfection in every way possible and anyone who says otherwise is cringe
>>45521630y'all just want to fuck it
Hello I am the pokemon with the most degenerate fanbase
>>45521803You mean lugia, actually
>>45521846Lugia is just a fat bird shaped human, there is no excuse for this shit
This nigga look like a green bean and you still wanna smash
>>45521862Go look at lugia threads and compare them to these ones. I’ll wait.
>>45522564>>45522569Gay snake niggas, sniggas
What do you all think of fetishmon's snake starter?
>>45522734no snake more superior than that serperior shit nigga
>>45522734I miss those threadsbrapshee best fetishmon
>>45522853They're still around, hurting a little from lack of traffic, but they're still making OC.>>>/trash/34225873
>>45522894I didn’t think they were still a thing, I haven’t seen the threads when I checked the catalog
This is cancer
why are fat snakes so good
>>45495943>all this fetish bullshitgoddamnit, i just thought it would feel comfy to be wrapped in a snake
>>45525426It would. Something can be both hot and comfy.
>>45502723>>45502766>>45505005keep in mind that if i ever met any of you three in real life i would give you a 1DX gamer chair and a firm handshake to symbolize my respect that you've earned.
>>45525482yeah, i know, i would just like the feeling of having a full body hug, which i imagine that would be like
>>45525426Shut up, Legosi.
>>45528579I totally forgot about her holy shitSeries is now over and she didn't even get to meet the man of her dreams
boop tha snoot
>>45525426but being wrapped in a fat snake would be even comfier
>>45533797I am the fucking lizard king
could you care for a giant snek irl?
>>45535122Absolutely. I'd feed all my neighbors and coworkers to it.
>>45535165basedBut I'd rather feed myself to it.
>>45535165this would make a 10/10 fic ngl
>>45535360You'll be part of its daily five hundred course meal, don't worry one bit. >>45536729The local police force finally figured out where dozens of people who have been vanishing lately have ended up? Oh well. Bullets won't do a thing when there are several humans -still alive- inside the snake, semi-merged with heaving reeking serpent guts and able to be drained of their remaining energy like sentient health potions (leech seed? giga drain? *useful*). Honestly, they're the lucky ones here. Their death-contribution is accomplished much quicker than their unfortunate and unwilling companions. Too bad I'm too lazy to write something like this.
>>45535122I absolutely would, most of my cash would go to my dragon and reptile mons
>>45502723>>45502766>>45505005>>45525525And if I ever met the 4 of you, you degenerates would barely be able to scamper back home to your filthy coom-dens after I calmly socked your faces.
>>45539533sure thing honey
>And if I ever met the 4 of you, you degenerates would barely be able to scamper back home to your filthy coom-dens after I calmly socked your faces.
I just want to kiss her bros
>>45542053enjoy your salmonella
>>45542936a small price to pay for snek
Does Serperior have poisonous fangs despite being pure grass?
serperior is FAT and it's canon, I don't make the rules
>>45552060I think you meant to post something among the lines of this~
>>45552245I fucking hate you so much
>>45552245winte is a treasure
>>45552245no, I definitely meant to post what I did. Snakes are for dinner.
>>45555745How much bigger?
>>45556402What if they become so big they're macro sized?
>>45557652Should there be any limitations on how big they are, anon? Any at all? Galaxy sized? Omnipotent, even?
>>45560190SCORE SOME FUCKING GOOOOOOALS
>>45560190fat milo is underrated
Fat fug is even better
Serperior isn’t feminine, you are all fags
>>45565984she's like the size of Austria
how are they so cute, bros?
>>45495951based for the bump.
>>45502723please dieI was expecting the good version where they fuck, not the actual vore one. fuck you.
>>45495943Anything but getting stepped on.>>45500295>>45498405I'll watching you.
>>45507496no that's in regards to pol posters
>>45569420How about both?
>>45569513I dont know what that word means!
>>45569532Like, in the imperative case. I don't know what the command form of the word would mean.
>>45569564it is the nu equivalent of u mad, smart ass.
>>45569609Ah, I suppose lingo like that goes in cycles, doesn't it?
>>45569699Are you really this new, bored or just shitposting for the sake of it?
>>45569747he's probably trying to kill the thread faster
>>45569747I am procrastinating.
>>45569748well i just came to lewd post and since nobody is lewd posting, I rather go back to search for some new porn.