>look anon, i think we should just be friends
i'd like to but friends with you is kinda, just a little weird. im on the fence about it but what if we were to battle? lol it would be sweet like in the black and white originals but not black 2 and white 2. i'd dislike that, just for it to only happen once. oh well, i guess in the end we will see.
>>45488368Ok I'll date Bianca and her bigger butt instead.
>>45488368W-what? I-I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, a-are you okay? I-I think you're misunderstanding some signals here, I was only going through your luggage to f-find clothes to clean for you, I-I was smelling your panties to see if they were dirty. A-and I was just jerking off b-because I had a long day, and I-I wanted to get some steam off, understand? W-why do you never appreciate a-all the things I do in our journey, huh?? I was only moaning your name b-because there's this other girl back home that I like who is also named Hilda, b-but it wasn't creepy or anything like that. N-NO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOUR POKEMON SAY I DO WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP, OR WHAT I DO TO MY OWN POKEMON. W-WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE HOW I RAISE M-MY GARDEVOIR A-AND LOPPUNY, ANYWAY?? YOU'RE NOT THEIR TRAINER, GOD YOU'RE I-IMPOSSIBLE, Y-YOU BITCH.
>>45488368I never gave any indication that I wanted to date you, Hilda. Frankly, I don't see how you possibly think that I ever wanted that. I had my Pokémon stolen, you helped me, and we've been good friends since. Besides, I'm seeing someone else, so I wouldn't have feelings for you like that anyway.
>>45488368That's fine. We can be fuck buddies.
>>45488368friends with benefits? :)
>>45488368It's okay I only got close to you so I could get with your mom
>>45488386You havin' a stroke there friendo?
>>45488368I will show friendship to your body!
>>45488368Holy fuck Im in the Pokemon universe see ya later bitch
>>45488368Wait, you want to be my friend?Fukkin SCORE
>That's sweet, but I asked you if you had Skyla's number?
>>45488368>>"That's fine, I appreciate your honesty. I look forward to being good friends!">>RAPE
>>45490339>>>RAPE>I....I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU! WHAT THEN ANON?! YOU'LL GO TO POKE'PRISON OVER ME? A FEW MINUTES USING ME FOR WHAT?! TO COOM?! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED AND I'M CRYING?
>>45490572>>"Y-You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sorry, I've just been so lonely lately. I thought that maybe, if I just knew the embrace of a woman, even if she didn't want it, it would make me feel better. I see now that I was wrong. I'll leave you alone now, I understand if you don't want to see me again.">>RAPE ANYWAY
>>45490572that's when you mind break her with your ugly bastard cock and she comes back begging for more
>>45488368We ARE friends. Where did you got the idea that I wanted anything more with you? Are you calling me gay? Is that it? Are you calling me a fucking dyke?! I told you I was bi, yes, but that doesn't mean I want to fuck every woman that exists! I am 95% into men and 5% into girls! I thought you wouldn't be bigoted and accept me, but now you see me different and think I want to have a relationship with you or something!What a lousy friend you turned out to be. They were right: At the end of the day, you are nothing but a hillbilly.
>>45490679Post proof of all that
>implying I was ever romantically interested with backwoods trailer trashSwing and a miss Hilda
Who are you again?
>>45488368That's fine by me Hilda. I always wanted a friend like you.
>>45490726Who are you again?
>>45488368aren't you like 15 or some shit why would i be friends with a child lmao
>>45490228who is the chucklefuck who keeps bimbofying hilda
>>45488368..It's my 4 1/2 inch dick isn't it?! Don't lie to me! If it's true I guess it is time to finally go find a dominatrix and give up on a normal life
>>45492618>I guess it is time to finally go find a dominatrix and give up on a normal lifeI think there is a thread just for that in /vp/, funnily enough.
>>45488368I hope you get fat and never have children and die a lonely femcel
>>45493190Why so much hatred, anon-kun? Not OP.
>>45491418Hilda x N is the most based OTP.
>>45488368It's because of Hilbert isn't it? Don't you know he's gay? You have to accept that.
>>45493284because it was done to mefuck the world
>>45488368Everyone roleplaying in this thread should be shot.
>>45488368but I can't evolve through friendship alone!
>>45488368>Oddish, use sleep powder.
>>45494024Hilbert needs to accept that N is for Hilda, not him.
>>45494146You aren't alone, anon. Plenty of other dudes been there, done that. The age of true VR will soon be upon us, so you won't need that anymore.
>>45488368That's fine and dandy, now can you tell me where Hilbert is? I'm going to ask if I can hold his hand.
>>45494871Could N go to jail for this?
>>45495293no N defeated the champion and he is the law
>>45488368That's fine, I was interested in Bianca anyway
>>45488368why are females so cruel
>>45488368No. I wanted something more, and there's need to keep pretending that things will go back to normal. Goodbye, Hilda.
>>45495293The age of consent in Unova is 14 years old.Hilda is old enough.
>>45496327Love doesn't know age.
I want to fuck Hilda in her big fat butt
>>45496778We know, N.
>>45490268The only based post
>>45488368O-oh okay. Well could you at least sack tap me or kick my crotch since you are already verbally ball-busting me right now?
>>45496987Anon...if you're going to make that request, then you have to gift her the best heels to kick your balls.
>>45497493Well she wouldn't 'have' to be wearing heels to kick me in the balls but you're right i'll give her a pair! Maybe she would grind the heel into them too
>>45497636>Maybe she would grind the heel into them tooThat is the spirit!
>>45497724Yes, maybe heels would be better in the long run for a heart breaker like Hilda
>>45488368Fine with me. I prefer Rosa anyway.
Unova is actually Toronto, it appears to be American but actually isn't. The countryside is filled with hicks and farmers and just all kind of Ontario nonsense. Unova is Canadian, don't listen to GameFreak's lies.
>Its okay... Go ditto , use transform!
>>45499063Now that you mention it, Ditto would probably be the most useful pokemon IRL.
>>45499208We know, Hilbert.
>>45488368sometimes i dream about cheese
>>45492543She have a natural good ass
>>45488368But me and your ponytail can still go out right?
>>45488368and I think we should be fuck buddies, so let's split the differences and be fuck friends insteads
LE WRONG MOVE SLUT*le shotgun in head**le necro skull fuckAWW YEAH LONG DICK STYLE!
>>45500762>sweaty HildaI wanna lick.
>>45501577>>45500996If Hilda didn't want to get raped she wouldn't go out with a cute face and sexy body like that
>>45500786You go out, I will be going inside the ponytail!
>>45488368shut up and take out your clothes
>>45488368that’s fine. I prefer you as a battle subway partner. the time we spend on the train is worth more to me than trying something that won’t work, and growing distant as a result.
>>45506892Such a fluffy ponytail. I love.
>>45488368> Friends with 14 year old as a 26 year old Fuck dat
>>45488368*molests hilda's butt*
>>45508772What did you mean by this?
>>45488368Good. I want a friend, not a waifu.
>>45488368shut the fuck up and show me what dat ass do bitch
>>45508698>Fuck datyeah you do. who can blame you tho
>>45501577>>45508692> I didn't ask..... for this>YOU'RE ALL GOING TO PRISON... YOU RAPIST! >WAS IT WORTH IT?!
>>45510448I lend her my jacket, and wait with her until the police arrive.
>>45506892I wish Hilda was your subway partner in B2W2 as well. Rosa isn’t bad. But she’s no Hilda.
>>45510386Isn't 14 years old the age of consent, though? Hilda is legal.
>>45488368>why would I want to be friends with someone who fucks pigs?
>>45510448i'd kidnap hilda and take her back to my place and do all sorts of cute and wholesome things with her
>>45510448...No it wasn't. My dick is ashamed and I know my balls are very bad boys for cumming inside you. I'm sorry Hilda..
>>45511504cock and ball torture
>>45511365Ask your friends, they will tell you.
>>45488368>well, now that you mention it mating press does sound kinda fun....
>>45515345Hilda only cares about Pokémon battles and adventures.
>>45515488*cares about mating with four-legged creatures
>>45515954t.Samurott, the best starter of Gen V
>>45513292W-would Hilda really?
>>45518466If only I could kiss her ass.
>>45513320why are they laughing at her?
>>45518587Really wish he would stop putting thongs on her.
>>45510471I wish to be alone with Hilda in a subway
>>45519028How much does her large ass weight? need to know for face sitting reasons.
>>45489664This hits too close home
>>45520394You got caught smelling someone's panties while jerking off?
>>45513292>>45517099If you raped her i'm sure she would! Likely would be happy to stomp your dick until it's broken worthless mush that can't get hard and would enjoy crushing your balls into a sack of goo
>>45520199enough for my dick
>>45520563I got caught wearing them while sniffing her socks and masturbating
>>45519894What would you do?
>>45521313How did you end up in that situation to begin with?
>>45520199>>45521365The best part is the ponytail with the ass.
>>45515345i want to be reverse mating pressed by hilda
>>45522004This, followed by a heavy session of hair sniffing.
>>45520579W-would she gain a taste for it after stomping my cock? Find in the heat of the moment, as she's wrecking my balls and crying profoundly at the assailant who just had his way with her, that she loves the rush of power that hurting gives her? Would bitter tears give way to vicious anger, and anger to ecstacy? Even after she's done with me, leaving me a broken heap at her heels, would she go on to do the same thing to unsuspecting men and boys? Would she rationalize it as getting back at a savage gender at first, claiming back the power that I took from her and dealing with the humilliation I inflicted on her, before eventually coming to terms with who she is: an unrepentant ball-busting, cock-crushing sadistic CBT queen?
>>45518573maybe if you pissed her off enough, she would shout at you to kiss her ass, not knowing that's exactly what you wanted to do
>>45523001Rape could easily cause a woman to hate all men so yes, it's possible she would get off to cbt maybe even considering it as raping men. I could see her offering her body to men to trick them and end up doing terrible things to the guy's crotch he didn't deserve..in the end she would be no better than her rapist if she kept going and enjoyed it. I'd like to think she at least wouldn't go as far with them as she did with the rapist. Even worse I can only hope she would keep innocent boys out of her hatred
>>45523107>not knowing that's exactly what you wanted to doWhat If I'm actually after her legs? Hoping for a good kicking after making her angry.
For me, it is the ponytail.
>>45488368But Hilda, as your new step-father, it would be best if we weren’t friends.
This board made me hate Hilda.I think I should stick to unpopular characters from now on.
>>45526005We will ruin them too eventually
>>45526015Probably.I used to self-insert to Hilda but all this blatant sexualization and even rape-stuff is just too gross.
>>45526029You're never going to enjoy anything in lefti f you let spergs and autists ruin things for you. They are everywhere, ruining everything and every character.
>>45526005Do that and put a trip with that character's name, if you're serious.
>>45526029I would also love to Consensually self-insert into Hilda Don’t take this shit too seriously, there’s porn of everything and every character is someone’s waifu. It just escalates the better the character is designed and she has a fantastic design
>>45525968I wonder if Hilda's mom is a single mother. Is her father dead or MiA?
>>45526029Same, though not Hilda Nothing like seeing anyone talk about molesting said chara as a prepubescent child, but you know. It's best to just avoid said character threads (or this shit board in general), or, better yet like anons said, don't let autists have the satisfaction of ruining a character you like.
>>45526178The only Poké dad we see in person is Norman, while the other main characters’ dads are only briefly mentioned in the Kanto and Alola games.
>>45488368I had a feeling you might say that. It’s alright, don’t worry about it.Go, hypno.
>>45523723well, that's too bad, she's going to be telling you to kiss her ass
>>45488368Wait, did you think I wanted to be in that kind of relationship with you? Like, no offense, but you're way too young for me anyway.
>>45526784>Go, hypno.Hilda has a Reuniclus, you know? Nice try, tho.
>>45524974Her ponytail is very important.
>>45528163why gen5 girls have sexy haircuts?
>>45528163>>45528328It is the best gen, after all.
>>45530113For me, it is the thighs.
>>45488368Who are you?
How would you react after she tramples your face with her boots? For me, it would be extremely painful.
>>45531645Fuck you anon this image is making me question if I legitimately need glasses
Touko in a Dress!
Is hilda good at sex? Or is she meh and just gets fucked
>>45534671Pokégirls don't have sex.
>>45534807Pokegirls don't have sex, anon. They fuck.
>>45523349Hilda castrating shotas for daring to have balls!
>>45531645Cry but i'm sure I would cum during it
>>45531645>How would you react after she tramples your face with her boots?Ask her to do it harder.
>>45536631>>45535133The unity of man.
>>45535114N-no! Hilda's a monster!
What is she looking at?
>>45488368With pretty much any pokegirl.
>>45534649 i want to peek up her dress
>>45539059I think Hilda could employ you in her agency, at least. Send your CV.
>>45540872Kinda gets me in the mood for eating a peach.
>>45531645Ask her to trample my crotch
>>45540923Bad idea. Hilda wouldn't hold back.
>>45488368You leave me and I'll fuckin kill you bitch.
>Hilda threads in a nutshell
>>45540932Who is middle?
>>45518602It’s because Darling in the FranXX was hailed as mecha anime’s second coming...and then people actually started watching it. It’s allegedly responsible for the suicides in Shizuoka.
>>45542281Can't imagine how people can wear those kinds of t-shirts.
>>45542459With absolute confidence that no sane person will approach to test the claim.
>>45542505Yeah, but sanity is just a word. In short, it is literally asking for trouble. Like being mean to Pokémon in front of N. Or calling yourself the greatest Dragon Master in front of another Dragon Trainer.
>>45542601that rubs off more like arrogance than lack of sanity
>>45542611I meant sane people are only as sane as they can be, which is often not as much as it would be preferable.Every person searching trouble can find someone who will give it to them.
>>45542505Joltiks are the cutest bugs. Unova was heaven for bugs.
Why is she the only protag who takes the battle seriously?
>>45541518That's fine, what's the worst she would do?
>>45545297Take your money in a Pokemon battle.
>>45547425Oh, is that all? Phew that's not so bad
>>45547552You never heard of a trainer doing something worse, did you? Even Team Leaders don't go beyond that.
>the best hits from Unovahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R31JBBB4IKU
>>45550331Challenges you to a Pokémon Battle!
>>45488368>"anon, you're like a brother to me!"
I would love if Hilda played with my heart like this. Being her emotional boyfriend while she fucks a couple of chads. That would be living the dream.
>>45494024Hilbert is Hilda's boy toy. She plays with him until she is satisfied.
>>45538518the fruits of her efforts. the pokemon league. where she’ll dethrone (you).
>>45552299Ouch. That one is pure hell.
Hilda's mosquito bites
>>45552335I seriously cannot understand this kind of fantasy.
>>45552353>(you)But I'm not N.
>>45555824Anyone else want to cum in those pits?
>>45555824Good pits for a licking. Ass is nice, but we need more art with her pits.
>hey kid, do you want it?
>>45557006>Dick used harden!W-want what?! Oh! The potion? Ha ha, sure!
>>45488368Was saying we are besties really too much?
>>45557355You can't be besties with a girl if you aren't a girl as well, anon.
>>45557486That's simply not true. My best friend since middle school is a girl and we never had a sexual relationship. The most it is what normal friends do and joke about sexual shit
Yeah. It has been confirmed. I do not like Hilda anymore. I am deleting all of my Hilda pics.
>>45529176The denim shorts are nice, but the big ponytail makes Hilda's character. I love her ingame sprite with the ponytail matching her movement.
>no love for her huge breastsDon't be gay, /vp/.
>>45558896some of us like our adult women with small breasts. And the giant breast boat ruins it for us.If you want big breasts, go for Cynthia or something,
>>45558896Hilda's itty bitty titties is part of why I love her
>>45558912Based! Hilda isn't complete without her big calcium providers.
I wish I could travel Unova again for the first time.
>>45561050Imagine a new adventure with Hilda on Unova.
What will Hilda do with the Patrat?
>>45564532>red thongReally fucking sexy on Hilda.
Would you let Hilda drink your blood?
Is Hilda the pokegirl with the best ass?
>>45566080Yes, but her best attribute is the ponytail.
>Hilda is grinning while looking at youWhat is she thinking?
>>45555824I want to worship
>>45568527She must be talking about her ponytail.
Hilda in a sweater. Yes or no?
>>45488368Hilda, you're really emotionally castrating me here..why am I even a man at this point?!
>>45571481i dig it
>>45573226Excellent taste, anon.
>>45576091I love that pose. I want to have a Pokémon Battle with Hilda, defeating her and becoming the Champion.