The Chosen One editionOngoing mickey mouse:>BetBoom Playlist Freedom ($150k)>CCT South Europe ($50k)>CCT Online Finals ($200k)Upcoming:>IEM Dallas (May 29th)Group A: Heroic, G2, FURIA, OG, MOUZ, fnatic, Nouns, 9zGroup B: FaZe, Cloud9, Liquid, ENCE, Complexity, Astralis, Grayhound, Evil Geniuses>BLAST Premier Spring Final (June 7th)Vitality, FaZe, G2, Astralis, Heroic, Cloud9, Complexity, Imperial.
https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/1661813850352615434He looks more and more like a chav tis the alcohol for sure
The only relevant CS countries:>Russia>Denmark>Brazil>USA>Sweden>France>Poland>Ukraine
https://twitter.com/blameFFFFF/status/1661841977078325262astralisbros.... we're fucking BACK
>>936010astralis pineapple cup era is upon us...
>>936010lol is he taking the piss?
No Richard Lewis or thorin posting In this thread
this legitimately looks like an incredible superteam with no roles clash or comm issues, perfect mix of young and old
>>936031I still find it hard to believe that Siuhy is a real person
B-but people kept saying the previous thread was the last ever. How can you still discuss CSGO?
>>936035It's surprising how active these threads are for a game without any waifus to carry discussion during downtime. Unless everyone's laughing at Arteezy losing, /d2g/ is 95% ERP.
>>936037i thought of a perfect meme with the Shart Brothers (Rtz and our Choko), but i'm too stupid to execute it, it will have to wait until the next major unfortunately
I know this is a CS thread, but I doubt anyone would even see if I made a seperate thread for this, is anyone on 4chan watching the CoD Major? Figured there might be an overlap of interests here because I love CoD and CSGO esports and play both games at a high level (well not this CoD cuz it sucks, but the good comp ones like Black Ops 2-CW made by treyarch).Cheering for Ultra and Faze
>>936056isn't mouse & keyboard banned in that game
>>935995I wonder what USA/Brazil would be at if they had to play at the same qualifiers as European teams though.
>>936037>>936046based shartour enjoyers
>>936065Yeah it is. I play on gamepad for CoD and mouse and Keyboard on csgo. People like me exist that enjoy both haha
>>936056Competitive COD died when mods died (2009)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rkD1jFgvBo
https://youtu.be/Yh6O_9aLu9Uhe is going to kill himself someday
us oldfags will remember the k0nfig suicide watch
>>936096thiz iss jeetu faultbed organisashion
>>936096hooxi ruined this mantake responsibility
>>936056This is a farming sim esports thread buddy.
Just checked the IEM Dallas teams on hltv. Apparently C9 got in through a qualifier? Do they really not automatically give a spot to the team that won it last year? lmao
>>936096A rogue wave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BhFHqBNPPI
>>936096>Belgrade accenti refuse to believe someone can pick up this absolute faggiest, pretentious way to speak you can think of, he should never win a major just for that alone
>>936214Don't you have enough neighbors and NATO members to hate, you must hate your fellow countrymen too?
>>936214>NOOO THE CAPITAL CITY OF MY COUNTRY SUCKSactual onions
>>936221>>936222i'm not serbian, everyone in ex-yu recognizes this accent
>>936225That's racist
>>936031>anchor instead of lurker???
>>936222>NOOO THE CAPITAL CITY OF MY COUNTRY SUCKSCan't think of a single one not filled with traitors to their host nation
>>936259Did you consider Hồ Chí Minh City?
played cs again with the lads earlier today after about a year hiatus. gotta say I had a good time and will do it again tomorrow.thinking about breaking the crt out for shits. thoughts?
>>936096goodhow many people are out of a good paying jobs because of this fraudulent faggot?
>>936031>no drama, just 5 good playersthe cs illuminati would never let it happen
Tyloo is back baby
not so loud now are you ITBschizo? they are rekting NiP
what is it with nordics and benching their best player? First regali got benched now joel.
>>936523joel was a gambling addict who lost 6-figure amounts of other peoples' money when he was like 16, then tried to disappear from the scene to avoid paying it backwouldn't be surprised if he did some retarded shit
>>936526that's true
>>936096How about you kill yourself niger
R8 exploit found in csgo. self explnatoryhttps://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/13ryw3z/i_found_i_way_to_have_instant_left_click_shot/
>>936535Tab back in niko
>Mongol niggers lost to the 4th best chinese teamOh no no no
>>936539>it's realanother Revolver Day let's fucking go!
>>936539>this glitch turns off movement inaccuracy
cs bros... richard is making fun of us again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1KiHneQhhMnew esl kinocant wait for dallas
>>936622twitstz's nuke play deserved a graffiti tb.h
>>935995>5piroud momint sirbros
https://www.hltv.org/news/36365/nitr0-to-step-down-from-liquid-after-iem-dallas-future-unclearcaptain americabros....
>>936811>never build your brand>I plan to begin streamingactual retard. does he think he can be shroud?
>>936814if fl0m and freakzoid can make a living, nitr0 shouldn't have any problem
>>936811makes sense, got a kid now>>936814skadoodle streamed a bunch with shroud and had a whole launch for his channel with branding and shit. didn't work out too wellnitro could probably get some viewership during tournaments like flom does, but other than that it may be a struggle
well well well looks like you need an igl
>>936811I had a feeling this was coming with his second kid and his recent performance, along with Yekindar taking over calls. I hope get gets a good sendoff at Dallas.
geoguessr but for csgo mapshttps://www.spotguessr.com/cs/random
>>936707say thank you
>>936893>>936893FREE JUNIOR
>>936897didn't watch it, but i presume that game shows the value of savingmibr got 20 more kills and it was 16-14
>2023>We are forgotten
>>9369193 more careers ended by Choko
>>936919jackz amanek and chud?
>>936919nexa ended his own careerhe coulda had m0nesy, probably jks too, but he was "tired of igl'ing [niko]" so he decided to igl for flamez (ok), degster (good, bad work ethic), f1ku (shit), and neofrag (shit), which he either got kicked from or bailed on within a yearbut at least they don't get angry or whatever
>>937081>>936946
>We just took down the #36 ranked team in the world and all the casters can think to say is Eternal Fire lost the first map 16-14 without their IGL and a sub who went 12-24, and won the second map.>We clawed our way back from #1 to 25th in the world by RITUALLY SACRIFICING a talent pipeline the whole scene memed on (rip bubzkji).>Step out of the echo chamber and pay attention.
>>937091u got baited
>>937092>lol jk, unless you were serious, in which case I actually meant it, but nah, unless?
>>937081OG didn't have degster, f1ku and neofrag when he joined.
>>937105ok, would you rather play with valde, niko (danish), and mantuu or niko hunter m0nesy? even with jackz over jks, I'm taking that team every single timeI'm pretty sure he knew they weren't fielding niko forever and had that early roster because he got transferred right before tournaments started (no free money, no time), but og was always gonna get the 8th best players after g2/faze/vitality/whoever else, the fact that they got degster was a miracle
>https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1830135860?t=5h27m38s-10k round>buy rifles
>>937141based eg cs
>>937141PROMOTE THEM RIGHT NOW!
>>937141unironically how do i emulate the map movement walco is doing here, mine is so crude compared to that and the peeks aren't connected like his or don't have flow, if that makes sense
>>936811RIPactually makes me kinda sad as an NAfag
They actually had these shitters play a best of 5?
>>936811>LIQUID TO WIN IEM DALLAS FOR A PROPER SENDOFF don't SS this
>>937156i imagine there are prefire maps for overpass if that's what you're talking aboutunless you were making a funny about how walco was basically in spawn as his whole team died
>>936840pretty good, except I have no fucking clue where anything is on anubis or ancient
when are the major stickers going on sale?
>>937164Tier 2 BO5s are peak sovl
Liquid JamYoung
>NiP
>>937359Watching them playing is legitimately frustrating>aleksi's passive strats repeatedly exposed against aggresive push>when his setup actually worked they proceed to die one by one in stupid fashion like checking wrong corners or walking like bots>none of the players seemingly able to bait for info without dying, either by lurking solo without backup or wide peeking
>get 10 wins>GN4??? This is unusually high for me. Did Valve fuck with the ranking system again?
https://www.hltv.org/news/36366/ence-reports-nearly-1-million-in-profits-in-2022RECORD FUCKING PROFITS
jitussia jitumund
>>937419>get epl partnership, revenue sharing>get sticker moneyit's that easy
>>937419>try to find their financial reports>only find the original finns article>pay no dividends for unknown reasonEh, it's not that unbelievable if orgs manage their costs properly.Hopefully the revenue is 100% legit not the classic 'We record our sugar daddy cash injections as revenue" like Citeh.
>>937419>esport team makes 1 million profit and this is somehow considered OUT OF THIS WORLD MONEY for a sports orgIsn't CSGO supposed to be the biggest esport in the world? Fucking pathetic numbers
>>937574t. vc-oblivious
>>937492>Use the PRH Virre Information Service to have an electronic Trade Register extract free of charge. You can also buy the following documents: company’s financial statementshttps://virre.prh.fi/novus/home?execution=e3s4#search-resultit's $4 if you want em
nawwk is playing out of his goddamn mindbest comeback story 2023
Best grand final of all time
>>937752kino
>>937752BO5chads stay winning
>>937752>blocks your path
>>937769>watched this live in Mumble with my college friends>tfw I haven't talked to them in 3 years
>>937752i remember that play, electronic volume 0
bro cooked
>>937752never heard a crowd that loud beforealso this is proof that grand finals need to be scripted to go to a map 5 every time
>>937891schizo kino>>937782Same, but on skype
>>937891Is his brother still bothering him?
this boomer was using skype in 2018 lmao discord had already been out 3 years at that point
Discord is gay
>>937929I was a late adopter. I don't like change.
>>937929look at this dickhead using not just 4chan, but a literal dead board on 4chan, in 2023, when tiktok has been out for like a year
https://twitter.com/cstalentscout for my tier 2 enjoyers
>https://twitter.com/Professeur_CS/status/1662420173163229186thoughts bros? this one really got (na) twitter heated
>>938166that's fucking rage bait that others on twitter wish they thought ofand it hurts na more cause it's true
>>938166Seangares literally btfo him
>>938169how does sean btfo out of him? he'd already committed being absent to one kid, another one doesn't make that much of a difference. I mean his wife will hate him more, but she probably loves the moneyand cs2 changes nothing
>having kids is the reason you quitathletes have dozens of kids and are still playing their favorite sport. how is Sean who couldn't even get an attractive white girl in Cali of all places btfo him?
>>938210Most sports don't have you travel for months at a time.
>>938212off the top of my head, here's some rather huge sports where travelling for months at a time is truecycling, tennis, cricket... golf? i don't really know how the golf circuit works
you also have truckers and other shitty jobs that leave there families for months to a year
>>938224sailors and trains is hard job
>>938166he's 100% right, nitr0 didn't come back and whip the team into shape, he joined at the same time as shox:>last place at blast groups>last place at kato>ok at epl, beat heroic in a bo3 and lost to everyone else decent>last at blast showdown>squeaked through challenger stage of antwerp 3-2, bomb out 0-3 in legends>beat mibr (pre-insani) and imperial, otherwise lose 3 maps to c9 (eventual winner)substantially worse than the fucking stewie2k fallen iteration. then they -shox +yekindar, -adren +daps and instantly>quarterfinals of cologne>top their blast group>2nd at EPL>go out 2-3 at rio (but everyone was shit)>semis at blast, losing to the winner>2nd at blast worldif yekindar can uproot your entire system and fix your team's calling, why doesn't he just do it himself? bring in some euro star to frag out and keep motivation high
sewage2k is playing cs rn lads
>>938231Did valo not want him?
ITT: Virgins confused why someone would want to spend time with their wife and kids instead of playing video games
>>938239more like ITT: people confused why nitro hates his wife and first kid
https://youtu.be/NXMqf0HuNvAneeko ees no chowkka
Not an NAfag but man hltv journalism is really falling from grace huh>whenever a tier 1 tourney happened their homepage is filled with menial 'news' borderline a spam, drowning actual interesting articles>often being late at covering actual news to the point their forum report them first on occasion>barely cover tier 2 competition anymore. Monte was dabbing CCT before the major but they barely gave a single fuck.>no longer write any articles about promising youngsters everybody caught offguard by boros, im, etc>riding on tier 1 scene harder than ever. Their latest stats analysis article was pretty awful>professeur and striker are learning to bait people with tweets
>>938270with the occasional post about a literal who transfer in tier 4
>>938212?? in the nba the players are on the road constantly. most sports have a circuit and/or away games
>>938278>fly out for 2 days for a game is the same as travelling everyday
>>936811Finally. I'm so tired of NA recylcling these washed up players just because Elige is friends with him. The guy is a mediocre IGL, mediocre rifler and a non-leader.That being said, liquid needs a total overhaul with removing the other useless piece (Daps) and bringing in proper coaching, IGL and analyst - which will never happen.
>>938263>kassad: faze not a top 5 team>also kassad: can't name 5 better teamsI like kassad, but this is jfl
>>938280>he thinks csgo players are traveling everydaymf brainlet detected. also, do you even watch the nba? it's not 2 days. just admit you're brainlet NA fan
>>938291No I am an Aus chad.The travel life as a CS player is far greater than living in America.
>>937752IEM Katowice 2018
>9INE started winning ancientshades CS2 era on the cards
apeks is too good... top 3 soon...
Into The Boozer play some ruski orcs in 40 minutes lads. What we thinking 2 16-0s or will the brits give them a sliver of hope?
>>938392lol if spirit academy win this they are in esl pro league while the main roster isn't
NiP got exposed yesterday, today it's BIG's turn
>>938426>BIG>exposedHuh? Does ANYONE think they are not shit?
you guys ever gotten 30-40+ kills and still lose?
>>938428sorry but stat padding with non impact and exit frags when the round is lost does not mean ur goodhow bout u play to win instead of play for killst. winning bottom fragging global retard
>>938429kek I don't play for exit kills. I'm literally the first one in the team getting entry frags bc they're baiting fagets who don't know how to communicate (Smurf who's trying to carry his friends out of silver)
MP5 SPOTTED
>meanwhile bug lost to aurorapartner teams status???????
>>938263This one video proves everything. Maui is shit and kassad is good at sucking niko's cocknone of their "hot takes" are good, and they can't even defend their shit takes properlywhy is CS scene still pandering to these fags is something of a mystery>>938286>I like kassadseek help
How do we fix them, /magog/
>>938443-brollan or -k0nfig
forze getting bent over by ITB right now
>>938443>go to OG>shit the bed>go to G2>shit the bed>go to NIP>shit the bedHmmm
>>938270https://www.hltv.org/news/archive/2019/augustdon't think the spam is any higher, at least for majorsand they've only done 9 "one for the future" things ever: zywoo, cerq, sergej, poizon, meyern, jamppi, sh1ro, mhl, roughly 3 a year from 2017-2020
>>938482>sergeji remember they did that article for him then he announced taking a break from CS a day later loland never came back to tier 1
>>938471Aleksib didn't shit the bed in OG.
>>938482For the legends it's similar but for playoff it's worse. In the end the issue is they now spam for other tier 1 events as well.
>>938439MauisnKe is based https://twitter.com/mauisnake/status/1662849678818328576?s=46&t=Q10eIWfqICrPEThKVQR8aw
Into the Tech Pause
based punished nawwk
you promised me a cs2 updatewhere is the cs2 update?
>>938572it's a beta
APEKS LEGENDS
>>938575yeah only betas play it haha not me im alpha
Into the Lower Bracket
>>938443Fall to their knees and beg nawwk to come back
https://www.hltv.org/news/36368/moses-and-dinko-link-up-as-commentary-duotwo mutes as once
>>938518>they now spam for other tier 1 events as welltier 1 events are way longer though, look at all those like 5-day events liquid won a few years ago. cologne 2019 was july 2nd to 7th, with regional qualifiers instead of play-ins. cologne 2022 was july 7th to 17th, with 2 more days of play-insI think all the "best stories" are dumb, the "as it happened" are the archived live updates from the day, and the "x team won"/interviews are the same as everI also think hltv was rarely the "scoop" or first-mover, they were always like the certain confirmation of a rumor
>>938658hawka sobbing alone
>>938658what are the rules for restreaming? I am willing to cast some games for /magog/ for no compensation
>c-cases oppening are not gambling because... they just aren't okay!!!Why are csgo streamers like this?
>>937141>-10k round>>>buy rifleswhat does this mean?
>>938866they lost about 10k prize money for losing that game, which that round in particular played a huge role in"buy rifles, lose, buy pistols, win" is a common saying in this thread, due to the somewhat frequent anti-eco losses in pro cshope this helps
>>938866It seems like your message is not clear.If "-10k round" refers to a game, it could imply that you are in a round of a game where you have a budget or score of negative 10,000.When you say "buy rifles," it might mean you want to purchase rifles in the context of that game. However, without more context about the specific game or situation, it's difficult to provide a more accurate response.If you could provide more details about what you are asking, I'd be happy to help further.
dallas kino starts today
>>939013sorry but im too busy watching BetBoom Playlist Freedom 2023
Moses & dinko linked up! Need it or keep it??!
>>939105I don't like the zoomer
Heroic vs 9zFnatic vs MouzFuria vs OGG2 vs NounsFaze vs EGEnce vs CoLLiquid vs AstralisC9 vs GrayhoundWho wins in the BO1s today?
>>939131Heroic, Mouz, Curia, G2, Faze, Ence, Liquid, Grayhound
I reckon this Astralis/Liquid game is gonna be about as good as I'll feel if I stay up til 3:45am to watch it.
>into the bin making bug look good
>last bo3 of the last major semi grand final of the last csgo tournament of the last csgo thread>12k viewsIt's over.
>>935980>CSGO? Completed it mate.
>>936526>wouldn't be surprised if he did some retarded shitit's fucking overhttps://twitter.com/Luddiecsgo/status/1663086073348587522
>>939253>it's joever
>>939253that's what they meant by joel get on skype..................
>>939253FLooks like kid just didn't want the grindProbably forced to be esports kid by him parents
>>939105I don't like the boomer
jks can't win with these cats
imagine being Br monkeys that's so crazy about the videogame that is CS and their best team is getting fucked by an european mixed squad soon to be disbanded
>>939371>getting fucked by an european mixed squad soon to be disbandedalso playing with a sub for their #1 star
The EG redemption arc starts today.
>>939378you know they play faze right
I HAVE YOU NOW...
inferno definitely became T sided now
is there any more retarded player than the Furia core of shart/dropped/shitfee?
>>939395G2 with chok0
>>939395zevy 7-1IQ and Pain
>getting 3k'd by neobotit's over
>>939395furia management
>2 4v2 lostFuria you fucking monkeys
based FlameZevery Israeli player in tier 1 has been great so far
based
>>939409SOUL
f0rest is so washed boys
Oh man I'm so excited to watch the IEM Dallas Partner™ event! We have such great teams like>Fnatic without krimz>OG>Mouz>COL>EG>9Z>Nounz>grayhound
Virtus.pro sisters......
>>939434?? what happenned
>>939428better than blast but yeah, partner system is shit.
Why do so many russians have this long hair like John Adams?
>>939436PUBG mobile team disbanded....
>>939438why is that guy wearing skiing glasses at a LAN?
>>939440walls
>>939428>Fnatic They have f0rest though>9z, Nouns, Greyhounds They're not partners they all came in through qualifiers.Also technically Mouz isn't a partner, they were invited because of their ranking.
>>939440its called SWAG
>>939438I didn't know a fad haircut worse than the broccoli zoomerhead existed
>BIG and can't even win CCT events.BIG bros...
>>939447VP lost in the BetBoom Freedom Playlist
forest bros....................
>tfw2smart2win
Rooting for my boy Grim because I have a similar hairline, but Isreal is truly our greatest ally...
>>939378you will never be a woman
>bet against 9z>earn moneyIt's that easy, csgog
i fucking hate this estonian cheating faggot
so many ads wtf I hate ESL
why are there no NA awpers? All are Eu or asian now
wiz 1v9 again
>>939493focus on your own games, jw
I know it's Dallas and all but if Faze lose to EG, it's time to disband.
>>939503EG aren't that bad today
>>939501they cant ban him for being mid
#LiveEvil bros we are here
>bet against complexity>win moneyIt's that easy
save twistz from the euro bots
I want both EG and Faze to lose T B H
respect EG
when was the last time EG beat ANYONE in the top 20?
>>939381Hahaha Faze? who!?
What the fuggggg:D
EG are the ONLY NA/EU team that has NO white people in it. Faze MUST let them win
CAM ON LIQUID
>>939546GET SOME FACKING RAOUNDS
>>939545holy shit you're right
>>939509he played on lan with new gear from faceit and still topfragged
>>>>>>>>Asstralis in 2023LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ASStralis lmao
>>939548Faze have been try harding because they ARE RACIST. They should let EG win and stop being so BIGOTED
You motherfuckers don’t even know what the real GRIND is, I have been grinding whole my life to get where I am today. I have been grinding when there was no online qualifiers every 2nd week, no Tier2 events to prove yourself anywhere, no faceit or whatsoever.
Death to Fazeniggers and Asstralis. NA chads WE UP
ashamed hippo
>smokes a boysJust like my matchmaking
>>939554asians and somalis got no dawg in em when it matters, besides stewie2k (honorary black)
b-but astralis won a CCT tournament, how could they lose to NA chuds?
>>939558the concussion that changes CS forever
good try by EG, hope they can keep the same form and be competitive tomorrow
EliGE?
>>939570he just wants to go home and have sex with his wife
nitr0 desperate to repair his record against astralis before retirement
casters in love with device
>>939574the best in the game
7-8 CT half on Overpass is damn bad. Liquid getting way too cocky after that good start.
>>939579yeprobably the most heavy (and only?) CT-sided map in the meta atm
Alright Liquidfags time to cope with muh slow start. We've all been here.
se acabo
less than 19 hours until AusGODS eliminate Liquid
yes yes well done liquid, well doneH O W E V E R
Lolquid losing to t2 teams again, who do they add after this?
peak baitF moment at barrels, that
>>939595>>939596>ASStralis losing to a dead team
bros being a liquid fan is going to kill me
asstralis luckiest team ever
>*gets called 2nd best player in the world for farming Brazy Party teams and Greyhound*my GOAT
what the fukc is happening DXd
These teams should just concede a tie and fuse together for the rest of the tournament>device>NAF>Yekindar>AltekzWith Nitr0 as a 5th because he's retiring anyway and can immediately be replaced after the tournament.
>>939617el trashico
How can you let that one slip, what the fuck
Ahh, the sweet pain of being a Liquid fan.
NAF isn't going to a good EU team with that spray...
why is grayhound playing an NA tournament?
>>939628They qualified.
>>939629what do you use to read text as a blind man, just a text-to-speech extension or do you have one of those digital braille displays?
>>939628the absolute state of NA in 2023
>>939631>Liquid play ENCE or FaZe>coL/EG play Astralisit's over
>>939630Neither. You asked a question and I answered.
jitu game or furia losing to Nouns?
>>939644Geetoo all the way
why wont she look at me that way....
>>939655sorry bro she is already mine>t.chAD
Hooxi's body language tells me the Niko Effect struck again.
>>939662explain
>>939663I think he's getting removed, he doesn't act like his usual self
wonder how niko feels being the 3rd best player on his team, constantly being carried by a 18yo kid
>>939663The whole team looks depressed as fuck
>3k on a sacrificial fakecome on bro
>NIKO CLAPPING MONESY BUTTCHEEKSSOMEONE WEBM IT FAST
>>939682we need to get this kid away from Niko before he ruins his love for the game
>>939683post clip and I'll do it
Uh, Russiabros, our response?
>>939688why doesnt he join the army?
>>939688TZD
>>939637my apologies, I will be more considerate of german and finnish posters in the future
>>939688Kek at the fencesitters in the replies>nooo, you can't thate the people that tried to bomb you>you should totally have strong opinions about this stuff that happened 80 years ago though
>>939688is this a photoshopped tweet from a dpr resident about ukraine?
>>939687https://www.twitch.tv/esl_csgo/clip/CrispyAnnoyingMilkTebowing-b5pFX7As-QDXF14b?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time
based autist
>>939710
>>939721wtf GAY
>>939253What did this tweet say?
wtf niko with the temukau skin???
>>939729twitter linkers are retardedtakes 3 seconds to take a screencap, and you don't end up with no idea what the context was if it didn't get cached somewhere, or force people to click off an imageboard to see an image or text
>>939727someone needs to investigate
>>939742why tf does he keep touching on him
>>939644>furia losing to nounslmao
>>939744soft russian twink
NIKOOOOOOOOOO
ez
ez money
>we did not lose because of the map veto obviously>maybe we had a higher chance on nuke, but we just couldn't handle the pressurekassad-betting-discord-subscribers........
iM AMAZEC BY HOW BANKS AND MAUI STILL ARE EMPLOYED
INS has 1.59 rating on a map where his team lost 16-2, that has to be the biggest discrepancy I've seen
I love heroic so much and I truly cannot grasp why
>>939812they're white and based
I hate dexter so much
>>939820whitest australian
>>939820old man is trying his bestI have sympathy for oldfags now
>heroic are losing?>prepare ze bomb drop rng
>>939826he toggled
just plant????
dexter is a special kind of retard
nice smoke LOL
>smoke off T so they can plantnice throw mouz
>plant>run awayamazing strats
tier """1""" CS
>>939860walking thru smoke into A ramp and being killed instantly is a t1 pro strat/csgog/ shitters couldn't understand
If you could pick one CS talent (caster/analyst) to permanently ban from future events, who would it be?
lets go you old boomer f0rest
Fnatic is not a serious team
>f0rest bottom fragging:(
>>939889he'll wake up on overpass anonjust give him time
Liquid = Celtics
>>939889>9z goes 16-14 on their map against old man f0rest and nu-fnaticf0rest is gonna roll these favela monkeys on fnatic's map
>>939860>Bad play in T2OMG MATCHFIX FUCK T2 FUCK ESIC FUCK VALVE >:(>Bad play in T1Haha lmao wow such close match he just shit let me fix team :DDD
INS could fix liquid
>>939907liquid don't deserve someone who tries
>macaco drops 27 frags first map>4-10 on map 2why did he toggle off?
>>939924why was he so blatant in the last 2 rounds of map 1 i had an easy 5x
>>939924ESL provides a bonus for stretching the series to game 3
>>939891KWAB
APOLOGIZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qtRjjhAJ2wgod I hate how much ynk sucks off the top teamshe simply cannot admit that they dropped the balls, no it must be because of the format. Losing a BO1 against shit teams is basically guaranteed so therefore every match should be BO3 always and also lets just autoinvite every top team to the top8 of the major
>>939959i'm glad to see f0rest again but i don't get why they took him when he's practically retired? couldn't they pick someone in tier 2.
tec 9 op>>939966probably visa things
WHAT UP NOW SWEDES WOOOO
0-14 first half for fashrbros i think i'm no longer a facist
was watching the ecf, how the fuck is fashr 2-16
>>939986>doing worse than old man f0restwho replaces him?
I APOLOGIZE, FASHISM WILL REIGN IN THE NETHERLANDS
>>939992>have to tk for fashr to be usefulfash stocks are still crashing
>>939993yeah they're fucked, but fashr did carry them to the one map they wonfnatic just don't have the makings of a top team, even with krimz they're never doing shit
fnatic so bad
>>940004btw the two teams in the upper bracket finals both qualify, and only a single team from the lower bracket can qualifythus only one (1) NA team and one (1) SA team can make the playoffs, and even that's not guaranteed
>>940004ogmouzencec9colgrayhound.rivalry
Is there any way to fix them while remaining an NA-majority team?
>>940038no. north america is a failed state. with a mentally broken populace
>>9400383 years for the cs2 hype to have produced semi-competent players
>>940011is this a jinxing thing? why do you think astralis, 9z, and eg are favorites?
>>940090>why do you think astralis, 9z, and eg are favoritesI have them losing
>>940038+trucklover86
>>940000reminder Ji Tu lost the major playoffs to that also checked
>ynr the schizo who massively overreacted saying CSGO will get banned in China because of the Tibet flag on majorkeke
Nouns is such a jobber org. >Can’t beat Shopify or TSM in dota to go to major. >Can’t even put up a good fight against Furia in csgo.
>>940191it's a front for NFT money laundering
>>940190>csgo not banned despite the tibet flag>banks still working despite the hot micdunno if csgo scene is the most cucked or the most based
*analyzes professional CS*
>>940227Not gonna defend the autist but if we go with that logic then these cunts wouldn't have trained anything that wasn't League 3 teams, especially Mou and Klopp
>>939560lmao clown
>>940227*predicts*
>>940038they train in europe for a year
>>940233rofl
>>940229even if you take the worst of them as a player (Mou) it's still not even close, he spent his entire youth playing football and was actually good in the youth teams, but wasn't good enough for senior footy and realized he won't make it as a pro. still spent years learning the trade and improving both as a footballer and especially as a coach. iirc he already did scouting for his father (who was also a coach) when he was still a player.compared to that, Thorin is someone who's football experience would be occasionally playing 5-a-side with his mates from work, and his coaching experience would be zero.
>>940233reminder he lied about solo queing to Supreme, when his max rank is actually MGEsource: https://youtu.be/mTphaEBZMGE?t=70imagine bragging about Supreme (lol) and actually it's not even true OMEGALUL
>>940240This might be true, csgostats doesn’t show my global elite from 2014.
so many ads i hate ESL so much AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>940277your fault for not just opening the stream when hltv says the match starts desu
This is oSee, say something nice about him.
>>940238True I guess a more comparable example would be somebody like Pimp or Fifflaren (CSGO) who were dogshit in terms of personal performance but still understand the game
bruv alistair
insferno
>col without hallzerknot going to watch
>>940309he can't hit a point-blank shot to save his life, but at least he's white and has good eyesight
>>940344extra salt reunion is better than astroturfed trucker-norwegian memes, and you get the team-swap battle between grim and osee if they both run the gauntlet
NAF????
>>937492ENCE have zero VC money injected to them. They are the exception
>>938166He'd be right if nitro didn't have a second child. One child is manageable as a (in all but name) single mother that's supposedly working. A young child and an infant? No chance. He chose family over career and that's okay.
>>938212If you factor in only officials, traditional sports teams travel way more than CS teams. But CS teams and Liquid specifically will spend weeks on bootcamp in Europe and that significantly tallies up their non-NA staying time
>>940038Keep yekindar and NAF at least and get some fucking Brazilians. Lucaozy, HEN1, Kscerato, skullz, biguzera, zevy, dgt, I don't care who, they'll keep the quota of having an Americas core anyway
>>940238Well those are coaches, while Thorin is an analyst/esports "historian". Most pundits in sports are either former pros or retarded journalists with no skill
>>940404>get some fucking Brazilians. Lucaozy, HEN1, Kscerato, skullz, biguzera, zevy, dgtlmfao, there's like 1.5 good players here, and about 3 in all of brazil, even if you could pay the buyouts
We can all agree that liquid going double OT against grayhound counts as a map loss, right?
>>940414yup it counts as mental dmg
PUNISHED INS
alistair truly is the australian zywoo
Liquid +nexa
oh, hello, NiP
What does EG do with all that VC money lol
>>940425in which way?
>>940439the ironic way
>>940426that does sound like a good move
terrible post plant by GH, that was in the bag>that short push by Shitquidwhat a trash team, you got this Aussies \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
damn i regret getting rid of my graphite awp
>>940433lose to the power of friendshipsonic's third map in the past 6 months btw
>>940433have the execs pocket millions
if it wouldn't completely destroy both regions' prospects for the future, liquid should get like ins and vexite. you can pick which rmr you play if your team's split between different regions
>shitquid
vexite is a menace
shitquindar left a major winning team for this, serves him right
anyone know some current pros who play on high sens?i only know FlameZ has 1440, which is similar to mine. are there any others?
evil "geniuses"I bet hext doesn't go 5-18 there
based jimmy neutron on the mic
how many shot did alistair whiff get a grip holy FUCK
>>940484SHUT UP BITCH
Genuinely would rather Grayhounds be invited to every event over EG.
liquid sisters....................................
ofc NAF is left on 1 HP therethese shitters need luck just to force 3 overtimes vs GH
>can't even put in a decent performance on home soilFucks sake Liquid.
Yekindar's calling is awful but people will overlook it because he's fragging. Liquid needs a real IGL to replace nitr0.
top 8 team in the world, by the way
>>940501They boys are yeah.
>>940495is nitr0 not still calling? this is their last event before the break, sorta rude to not let him have one last ride
and Alistair legs oSee in a clear shot, fucking Luckquid
it's so fucking over
>>940501in an era when every team is shit
>>940495most overrated player in tier 1
>>940508what if every team is good
ntpretty good for a team whose jerseys got stolen by somali pirates
>make top 8 at Major>lose to Asstralis in OT>barely win against Greyhound in two OT mapsWhat is wrong with this team, man.
>>940510>Jitu>Good
>>940516Yeah.
>>940516Jitu "G2" esports is an Indian esports team based from Agra, currently competing in valorant. They went on to avenge their South Asian brothers getting smashed 13-0 by PRX but got 9-3 cursed, t-bagged & yorued by Nikhil "f0rsaken" Kumawat, already known for big balls plays in CSGO LAN events.
>>940512Their major placement was the most undeserved in the history of csgo, and the only people who don’t realise this are literal fanboysThis is how they are, it’s not wrong for them to be ass
good evening fellow chads.FAZE UP
>Furia vs MouzUgliest matchup in CS rn
>>935980Do esports even exist anymore?
no way Liquid is beating neither FaZe nor ENCE, right?
LET'S GO
>>940526That's how this iteration of Liquid has been. They play like shit for months, everyone starts talking about what they need to change, and then they somehow stumble into a decent placement so they stay top 10 and nothing changes.
>>940535home buff
fucking hell ropz
Nertz's nose looks off, did he get a nosejob at some point?
you guys ever had the opposing team surrender after the 4th round (first to 16 match) and get called a smurfing/cheating faget?
>>940553no, I was never good.
what's your dream knife skin and dream ak skin?
>>940560Karambit black pearl
please drink some water your hoarse voice is really grating on my ears
chadpayus will humble botky
>>940560I have completely given up on lusting after skins which cost more than a day's wage
>>940560i already have a bloodsport ak, i just want a sapphire m9 bayonet
fuck sunpayus
>>940560gut knife lore and fuel injector/redline
SunPayus was the only reason why Movistar was a relevant team back then.
>>940570true.
>>940566Man I should've bought either a Bloodsports or a Vulcan back when they were relatively affordable. Went with Point Disarray instead and it's so much cheaper I can't trade it for one of them.
>>940560butterfly night and fire serpent ak, already have both :3, bought them years ago for a total of 100 euros, now the price keeps rising.
hippo CS
fire serpent is the ugliest ak I've ever seen
>>940577the mag part is a bit shite, but the artstyle is very good imo
Slate's the only good skin
>4 rounds won despite winning the pistol roundJUST JUST JUST
>>940581Fellow chad with good taste.>>940579WHAT ARTWORK?!?! If it was released today it'd be a blue.
>>940584bruh
CUMBACK TIME
R8
it's over
>ropz doing nothing
>>940595too messy for me
>>940560I'm already happy with my Legion of Anubis AK. Now I gotta figure out how to get a Skeleton knife Slaughter from my Stained one.
>>940603It's a good value skin. I've always had Legion of Anubis as a secondary playskin, very underrated.
>ence 1-0 faze?>karrigan 9-17, 48 adroh
FaZe and Heroic are the next to declare bankruptcy, no?
anybody know who that ESL admin is?https://youtu.be/8yy06RR16WU?t=388
checked the Ence roster and none of the players won any LANsKWABsnow that I have jinxed myself, they'll win this LAN
>>940560Default everything and 1.6 knife
>>940610heroic already got bought by "krow bidco AS"faze cs loses 3/4 a million a year, >9 million a year in all esports, probably tons more from their other shit. wouldn't be surprised if they get sold or leave
>>940615yes
>>940625oh cool
#fazedown
16-0 Clan
>Karrigan >Rain
>>940630based claude
Get ready for some Liquid v FaZe kino
umm...fazebros?
it's a Faze bail themselves out with force buys episode
>>940633>>940636>>940591
faze should just rush at this point
>>940642>trying to ENCE the ENCE
>>940610Only Ence, Team Spirit and the coke-funded Brazilian teams will remain
>11-4nice try Ence
>>940651nt
torzsi is washed
How do you even fix Furia at this point
I want an OT
>>940615yeah she's my wife, why?
>arT: "When you play with so much strategy, you can't see much of what's happening">Furia>StrategyCan this guy please be fired already?
>>940679I want to fuck your wife sir.
fuck
based ENCEi want them to win this
It keeps happening
faze BTFO
>>940689>moments of brilliancejej
>>940683Sir she is good honest girld, please sir do not redeem!
>>940704pls sir I will only use my tongue on her anus sir
Faze?
>what's your favorite dish?>everything friedNertz is honorary Scostsman
>Furia out>Farce BTFOwhat a great day
less than 24 hours until ALL american teams are eliminated
>>940762Please my most superior MASTER…Spare us…
Astralis realized the only way to beat these online farmers is to become online farmers yourself
gla1vadiaN
what the fuck happened to C9
Total Rushit death
>>940855Stewie and Tarik went to Brazil and they were never the same
>>940409I'm not even Brazilian but all of those are better than any NA player not named NAF or twistzz right now
i know it's asstralisbut they honestly seem to be doing ok
regali 40 bomb on major POGGERSRomania_CS2_era
>>940882on LAN*
>>940866>all of those are better than any NA player not named NAF or twistzzin 2023, grim is a 1.08 average player against top 30 (56 maps) and top 5 (11 maps, losses to heroic, liquid, faze, navi, etc.). this is not at all an impressive statline for an EU player, and the only players on that lit that beat it are kscerato, and skullz/biguzera (because they beat liquid twice in a week where they were top 5)I don't think you would notice a benefit from swapping osee for hen1 or zevy, except they'd fall off a cliff in a new team where they had to speak english and were socially isolated. the vast majority of those players have like 5 career matches against top-30 teams that aren't col, liquid, each other, etc. it's a bunch of "wow bro, dumau is gonna be the next big thing" "yo, insani is carrying, he even had a good map against a european team, oh wait he's actually a 1.00 player against real teams." they're brazilian juniors
Maybe shedding Xyp9x dead weight and grinding T2 Euro online tourneys actually made Astralis a good team. They're spanking C9 and beat Liquid yesterday.
is astralis actually good or c9 a bunch of slavshits
>>940869dev1ce wants to beat s1mple this year
>>940908looks like they fell off hard after that RMR
will be interesting to see astralis at playoffs. could do some workwould love to see them play heroic
anyone has the cr7 picture with the g2 jersey
>xyp was the problemI am shocked by this discovery truly nobody could have seen it coming
>>940934was he really that bad later on?I missed the astralis era but lately he didnt seem to be as bad as glaive in their konfig roster
>>940936igls are allowed to have bad stats. it felt like xyp was doing nothing
>>940936This is just my take but imo when konfig was around he didn't seem that bad because you need more passive players to cover konfig's aggresive style of play. Now that konfig got the boot he is just a deadweight since blamef was just better as passive player + secondary caller.
>>940936IGLs should be criticized when it's clear the calling is the problem, or if they're performing extremely poorly. For example, Nafany losing with two top 5 players on his team, or Nitro with 2-3 decent riflers but Liquid's strats visibly falling apart. Glaive was playing with 2 serious underperformers in his squad before Device got back.
>>940985same
>>941000cs2
>>940999you saw nothing, fuckwit
when cs2
>>941009playerbreak I hope
>Liquid needs to beat Faze and (probably) C9 tomorrow to make playoffsHow are we feeling, Liquidbros?
>>941057It's over for shitquid bro.
>>940936If you looked at the stats, he wasn't as bad as karrigan/hooxi/other deadweight IGLs, or even other designated bottom fraggers such as drop, npl etc. But he had okay positions and he actually missed almost every 1-on-1 duel more often than not, the lacking firepower was evident and he is a veteran already. Even in academy he is seemingly their worst player.
>>941057>>941063i'm probably the biggest liquid hater in this thread and even i think faze can choke it, don't lose all faith
guys, im still on a 60hz monitor. how badly do i need to upgrade?
>>941168what's your rank
>>941168Ropz made it to fpl with a 60hz monitor
Another masterful performance from the EG management team
>>941170LE>>941175guess im just dogshit then
Can anyone who's watched the Astralis games tell me whether they're playing well or not? All their games have been early morning for me.
apparently liquipedia are starting to cover F1 nowthink they will start doing footy anytime soon?
>>941220kek, I didn't expect that. Lots of shit to monitor for footy events, tho.
>>941220Why would they cover povertyball
>>941111npl is much better than Xyp was when he was at the end of his Astralis career
>>941220>footyThere is zero chance they could compete with transfermarkt and rating site like sofameme.
>>941234>Rating and xG nonceryNo thanks, I'll listen to the true enlightened gentlemen who show the importance of scanning.
Look how much the roids aged semphisStay natty kings
>>941236Looks like a shredded 45 year old
>>941236>went from looking hot garbage to a shredded adultlosing 20years of lifespan was worth it imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTTGyWVqJtQeasier times
>>941230Because it's more popular than every other sport on earth combined
which of these games do I watch?
Unlosable, you say?
>>941319probably faze liquid
>some team signs an relatively bad player>"tier 1000" "who signed who?" "kick in 2 weeks" etc.>Astralis fe to rebuild around aurora>someone in the comments posts her FaceIT stats where it's revealed that she's a 2k ELO "pro" player >insta delete everythingJonathan "Caballero blanco" E. moment
>>941323the eternal d*ne strikes again
I'm rooting for elige
>>941323>women get paid to play at a level that most men can reach within 2-3 years of casual play l o l
AND AGAINforce buy babbies
twistzz really does not want to lose to them
rain and karrigan are getting absolutely carried lately
>Liquid
did they seriously replace halzerk taht was complexity best player
col are always close to the upset, but never make it>>941364visa
dinko should take hormones
steppe bros?
>>941373>-annihilationwhyand how the fuck did they find someone worse than bart4k, there's never gonna be another good mongolian team
>>940404>>940866also forgot the transfer market is retarded there tooto an NA team this dude is not 50% of a m0nesy, 40% of a dev1ce
>>941378Oh yeah, Richard did say that BR teams have this pants on head retarded system of having outrageous buyouts for their players. I wonder how much is Kscerato's
>liquidLMAO
>liquidbyebye
HAHAHAHA imagine if Twistzz ended nitr0 like thatdid he have a smoke in hand?
rip
Round over - Winner: CT (10 - 16) - Enemy eliminatedropz + broky (assist) killed oSee with ak47Twistzz + broky (assist) killed EliGE with ak47ropz killed nitr0 with fiveseven (headshot)Twistzz killed NAF with cz75a (headshot)NAF + EliGE (assist) killed broky with ak47Twistzz + rain (assist) killed YEKINDAR with cz75aYEKINDAR killed rain with ak47 (headshot)YEKINDAR killed karrigan with ak47Round started
Go home and be a family man, nitr0.
FURIA disbandLiquid disbandNouns disbandNA OMEGALUL
>>941418EG Black is our last hope
>>941418>FURIA>NA
you now remember AZK
>>941369he needs tren
>>941420yes? ESL literally put them on their NA ranking together with Pain
>>941424What did ESL mean by this?
ynk just standing there awkwardly while they jack him off
wtf col is making it to a third?
it's just that easy
>>941320..............................
>>941434C9 is NA
>>941438col is ZA
>>941421Why should I?
>>941436the black man marches on
axile is getting obese
daily reminder that the last time Complexity as an org made it to the playoffs of a tier 1 LAN (barring the round of 12 in the new EPL), was in the Faceit London Major, 5 years ago
How bout you rename it to simplicity? and sign simple as well for good measure.
>making nafany look goodit's over
NA is just depressing
>>941424kys cuck
problem, /magog/?
hi mens, what team does JW play on these days?
>>941474Eyeballers
It'd be funny if the crowd cheers for C9 again. I wonder if the crowd last year understood that the team were majority russians.
doubter anon, are you here?
>>941479why not? they're fan of the franchise
>>941490Would Mou be a top 3 IGL?
HOLY SHIT
Cadian is clear
GOATIAN GOATIAN
cadiaN is shitting on G2
NA sisters ;_;
What the fugggg:DDDDD
ez for CHADian
G2 is actually not that scary once huNter- is this mediocre and can't pull off bullshit multikills.
>>941506to be honest, without cadian clutches, heroic would have lost already
>final major upper bracket group semi grand final>15k watchingdead game
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Gamers8/2023holy kino
>>941521>invited>invited>invited>invited>invited
>>941521Time to kick Spinx Vitaly bros
>>941503
>>941521>Riyadhbased saudis keeping cs alive
>>941503it's over sis... we have to go back to being men now...
>>941521no way spinx and nertz will be allowed to enter saudi arabia
G2 bros, not like this
is it worth buying a PS4 for 100 euros? I just want to play bloodborne
Holy shit they're making Cadian look like a god
>>941536sell your knife bro
>shit2
I can hear kassad seething from here
team usa is going to get BTFO'd
>>941528What do you mean go back I never was
Iem Dallas the tournament that killed almost every lineup
>NA
https://www.hltv.org/news/36395/nitr0-im-grateful-that-i-had-the-opportunity-to-try-againCrying
Yekindar is actually so fucking bad. Go rewatch Anubis This guy is a literal fraud, probably cheated to get some fame and is coasting from now on, like brehze
>>941563he's a winning openings babby
>>939358wordi imagine he's not having much fun in that team on the social side either
disband OG
Fucking Sevilla, man. What the fuck is it with them and EL?
>>941603;_;argies rigged it with the penalties again
>>941603refs are on their side. ref turned a blind eye on two penalties for roma
another stellar NEOTHROW performance, i see
>>941563He frags 2 out of every 3 maps, but his calling has been trash this tournament. Yeah, Elige is underperforming and Nitro is dead weight, but Liquid's t-side calls fall apart so fast. Liquid desperately needs a real IGL, plus management needs to tell Elige he has to return to form or he's next.
3. Cloud9 picked Mirage
best players of 2023 so far:ZywOoSpinx from an off-angleNiko when nothing is on the lineHunter with a shit weapon in an impossible roundropz with 20 HP taking a direct duelbroky after 4 hours of sleepTwistzz against NAcadiaN in non-final gamesstavn in groupss1mple when Navi is losing 15-2REZ on every 25th mapblameF against eco (godmode edition: maps with a ramp chokepoint)every player against nafany (godmode edition: maps with a ramp chokepoint)sh1ro onlineBOROSpunished sdyiM on majorevery player from TheMongolz on infernosmooya when the other 9 players are all having fun in a showmatchJustHarry in CS2did i miss anything?
>>941667INS when GH are getting stomped.
device is unironically the best AWPer right now after Zywoo, and maybe overall if you don't consider Zywoo a pure awper (since like 60% of his kills are with a rifle
>>941670it's only been a few games, they can still lose this game even
>>941671he's like the 3rd highest player of this year on LAN
>>941671are you smoking crack or what anon
kassad is the only talent member that I unironically wouldn't mind seeing suffer a career ending injury
kassad won. reddit lost.
>>941675qrd
did anyone catch how hard mauisnake was seething about nafany on the desk, that was some mental shit
>>941675hooxi is a zigger
>>941678mauisnake has been becoming more and more unhinged. I don't remember him always being like this. Maybe a conscious decision to try and bring himself more attention. Or he's just spending too much time around Thorin and Kassad.
holy mother of throw that round
>>941691>>941678what did he say? I just mute the tab whenever the match is off, especially when this rat maniac is still being employed for being the gigantic faggot he is
>>941691his old demo reviews were pretty chill and nice to watch
>>941696just his standard "kick nafany" rant, sh1ro doesn't deserve this, Ax1le doesn't deserve this, his calling is trash etc. but very angry and loud.
>>941700sh1ro is a retard and ax1le is an overrated disappearing act
ENCE are losing 8:1 in a map that feels like it should be 4:4if they come back from this shambolic half it's gonna be a miracle
>>941704can I get an update on the faze game
>>941708i'm not watching, but looks like Faze is choking and ropz is non-existent
Ence are pub tier shit
>>941712the" are not badf but device is jsut hirring eveyrthign today
slapped 300 bongs on ENCE reverse sweep
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink/issues/5370it's fucking over
>>941674he did suffer a career ending injury (time on henryg's c9)
>>941725https://www.youtube.com/@ESLCS/streamsif anime avatars can't figure out how to pirate it and they commit to killing their site, I'll just watch through something else
>>941725does this mean uBlock Origin doesn't work on Twitch anymore?
>>941738thats hasnt worked for me for a long time
>>941738>>941741works on my machine, I use mozilla
Hope astralis wins here so we can possibly have Astralis vs. Heroic kino in the finals.
*rushes towards you in a dark alleyway*
>>941750*Embrace him, and thank him for charging so little for the night*
>>941667device overpass
>>941752device nuke too apparently
SH1R0 is having a meltdown in real time
>>941757Think he's finally been mind broken.
It is time for all of Liquid to learn Russian and add sh1ro
You will never be looked at like this.
karrigan hater btfo
i genuinely dont like any slavs for personal reasons but I kinda feel bad for the cloud nine kids
>>941761this game is a gold mine of reactions lmao
>>941765I should've screencapped more yeah.
LEL
>>941766shoro will break soon
qrd? I was watching device dabbing on ence
>>941769Can only carry for so long.
>>941769Strong legs, small back - he's giving out
>>941773lmao
nafany installing ring zero cheats, vol. 325
>casters having more fun watching the lads goof off than call the match
le timeout game
>timeout-strike
>this Spyro the Dragon music in the interludeabsolute meme game
went looking for a clip from his povreminds me of 1.6 deag clips
>>941782sickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN2_n8_vZKs
>the guy constantly calling karrigan a nonce in chat
>>941755looking like device on mirage too lol
>>941782happy inferno deagle -smoke +the bar for ability rising 5000 feet over the last decade
>>941789>chat
>>941782VAC
>nitr0 is the reason I have Z's in my namewhat
>>941795
>>941799nvm>he used to play under the nitrozzzzzzz tag>he was like a big-brother figure to me, one of my best friends>I had more motivation in that game because I wanted to show him the player I've become
>maui turned on sh1ro insteadbased plot twist
>>941801wat
astralis plant the bomb with full a site control before smokes disappear and the get shot by the players connector and short challenge
>>941824you don't understand 5000iq gla1vestratswhy the fuck did dev1ce come back to this team, he could be in faze winning every event, instead of elo hell
device larping as 2018 s1mple
>>941825>faze>winning every eventhonestly, losing to ence ain't that bad atm
This Astralis really does look better than before they went and got their two CCT titles.
lollmao?
>>941830awp abuser BTFO
>>941830stat player Reedditz
>>941825>fazeThe last time he moved a bit to the north he got 'mental problems' 3 months later and crawled back 1 year later just because his gf cucked him.>>941826Astralis doesn't have a star rifler tho>blamefNo
>>941827there's like 3 teams dev1ce wouldn't markedly improve in this form. losing to ence when you're in contention for top-3 player for the year is not great>>941834>'mental problems' 3 months later and crawled back 1 year later just because his gf cucked him2 months in, he found out she was fucking his friends, he moved there for her and was completely alone. he was also hard carrying a team of inconsistent shitters and academy kids, and the management is retarded (see: every decision made in the past 5 years besides getting dev1ce, who sought them out)get him in a faze vitality or heroic type team that can astroturf a brotherly team bond, and it'd be fine
they really got black ddk buckbroken, out here doing ad-reads for ESL and the US airforce
>>941837oh i agree that he'd improve pretty much any team he joined, i just don't think that'd be enough for faze to win anythingbroky hasn't been playing that badly this year
Mouz > AstralisG2 > Faze
>>941834device already lived in Sthlm when he was in Astralis, after he transfered to NiP he didn't need to travel to Denmark so often so it was convenient.
>>941845i tentatively agree, but lord mouz don't inspire confidenceand g2 seemed broken, but then, it was a literal nothing game
>>941849Astralis don't inspire confidence for me outside Dev1ce at the moment. I think they're a better team than Mouz but not performing cohesively.G2 have beaten Faze the last two times they played even if they haven't played in a while generally been favourable towards G2.
Heroic should finally win the title, they deserve it the most by far.
>>941843yeah it was hyperbolic, just ruled out the teams before them (zywoo is better, heroic would take a hit shifting cadian to rifling, navi and c9 speak russian) and faze would make good use of him. for faze to win imo twistzz needs to git gud again, and karrigan needs to put any effort at all into DM>>941849either hooxi's gone after blast and the team has stopped giving a fuck, or they'll come back mad
https://twitter.com/ESLCS/status/1663971031692787723
>>941885nitr0 has to have the driest delivery of any pro I've seen in a skit lmao. none of the pros are particularly good actors, but most put in at least a little effort
>>941889the g2 boys aren't badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzJio7yoyFkand being dry can sometimes be usefulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRdVNxxT5KA
>another match where I get 40+ kills and still loseI love these types of game lads
>>941900Lmao, I actually had that G2 one in mind as probably the best csgo skit involving pro players.This one is probably my favorite overall though:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldHCsZpiGAo
>>941885On one hand I'm glad Liquid's replacing him because he's underperforming, but on the other hand I'm sad because he reminds me of how much better everything was in 2019 than 2023.
>>941931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaxIQRBYjAQsoak it in
>>941940I miss a lot of the people making CS content. Superstitum seems to be the only one still making stuff.I miss OhsoSleazy and Vital.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2364763/looking4org-vs-eyeballers-elisa-invitational-spring-2023important game for jw and floosha happening, winner goes playoffs, loser eliminated
>>941521>Falcons got a direct invite because they're a Saudi orgIT'S OVER. This is the future of CS.
>>941945They'll all be back for CS2. Whether that'd make it better or not, idk (I'd say no).
https://twitter.com/sh1rocsgo/status/1664103523049431040?s=20
>>941920Overly NA halzerk was good too. Spawned its own memes. Can't get any higher praises than that
>>942142gimme dem awps
>>941521Falcons xaxaxaxa
>>942090>I'm sorry for the failure, I don't know what's wrongaverage tech support experience
>>942090Punished Sh1ro arc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ksqcEfHczk
>doesn't have the fastest reflex and flicks>doesn't have the best aim>doesn't do aim training or DM like 99% other pros>doesn't have any prior tier 1 experience>doesn't have s1mple's drive and grit to become the best>doesn't have any good teammates>doesn't have any suspicious clips at allhow
>>942244soulthat's how
>>942251basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXCAvb_jHes
>>942244>doesn't have any good teammateslmaovitality is second only to g2 as a team that bought out their roster through big-name established talent, and zywoo has almost as many big trophies in the past ~year with them as the 4 before it
>>942278at least look at the pic for 5 seconds before replying
>>942244>>doesn't have any good teammates>Magisk>Dupreeh hitting 2017 tier performance>Even the inconsistent jew and Apex being good and in the highest rater players at the major????
>>942288>2019.jpg
https://youtu.be/LHs2axtDPBsFrankiesisters... we got EXPOSED
I'm not giving your shitty channel views duncanGo shill your crap elsewhere
astralis really es3tag'd another org and player lmaobuzz off to astralis talent, they never ever learn
>>942244>doesn't have the fastest reflex and flicks>doesn't have the best aimWell still one of the bests, not to mention great positioning and, according to s1mple himself, understanding of game mechanics.>doesn't do aim training or DM like 99% other pros>doesn't have any prior tier 1 experience>doesn't have s1mple's drive and grit to become the bestBecause he is le chosen one>doesn't have any good teammatesHaving 4 experienced players with 3 of them were IGLs or soon to be IGL means they could feed him with info and setups. Mid round callers are underrated.>doesn't have any suspicious clips at allEh, everybody including s1mple should have at least 1 'suspicious' clip.
>>942322i'd rather see them remove blameF, i might start supporting them again in that case
insider anon again, here are some things I've heard behind the scenes and I'm certain about>Spirit removing s1ren, is between w0nderful and artfr0st, trials concluding this week, 99% decided to go with the latter>Sprout going on a full rebuild. Staehr and launX not renewing. Staehr getting bought out by Astralis (they want to add him before Cologne/BLAST Groups), launX heading to Falcons>Falcons are trialing syrsoN and mantuu, and want to acquire BOROS from Monte. OG has also lined up a bid for him>Fnatic are searching for an IGL in place of Fashr, and possibly for an AWP as well. Are looking towards mantuu and h4rn>siuhy is NOT joining G2, despite the rumours saying otherwise. Despite that, many organizations have enquired about him and kyxsan, such as Fnatic, TSM and yes, G2>one of rain, twistzz or ropz will take a break>joel did in fact throw a game for money
>>942329s1mple was literally banned for cheating. He’s not ‘suspicious’he is blatant
>>942345also, old news but still>the roster of 9INE was actually in negotiations to join another org (to have been applied after the major), with VP and TSM also interested in the roster, but their poor major run has halted negotiations>Apeks has applied to join the Louvre Agreement, something they have also tried in the pastI'm gonna post leaks and rumours here once every couple of weeks because I was banned by the faggot admins of HLTV, but not before idiots kept mocking me while my "baits" came out correct
>>942345>Spirit removing s1renwtfthis is like removing jks from current G2, the only guy doing his job also artfrost is overrated
liquid insider here, ocean will be joining as igl immediately following iem dallas
>>942380based liquid execs, big odeag will lead us back to the glory days
So now that dev1ce is solo carrying Astralis after being AFK a whole year, can we agree that his system babby reputation is unjustified?
https://twitter.com/FlyQuest/status/1664330982013681668?s=20NA CS is back
>>941667>smooya when the other 9 players are all having fun in a showmatchKek
>Rez, Brollan, and KRIMZ are all that's holding Swedish CS back from oblivion. Grim.
>>942453even brollan is a shitter now>I was thinking yesterday about the insanely bad state some domestic cs scenes are>how many traditionally strong places have a better talent pool than israel's spinx/nertz/flamez/xertion, which is just endpoint training fpl stars from a non-cs country? does germany, with syrson now a streamer? does finland? does sweden, with fucking nawwk, rez, and krimz? the french have zywoo, and after that is like 5 guys whose peak is t2>you can comfortably say russia/ukraine, denmark, poland probably NA, maybe brazil, and after that it's all ambiguous choices between depth vs peak, it's crazy
>>942456>>942453Safe to say that Brollan was a Krieg abuser nowadays, no?
>>942466even back then it was safe
>>942466I was gonna say yes, but he was hltv #15 in 2020, and these are his stats post-nerf (<2% ssg kills)I think he was a SOVL abuser, old fnatic players said he was sort of the baby of the team, and he was on fnatic from within a year of reaching t1. then they dropped the swedes, he's playing with academy shitters and brits, he goes to a dysfunctional nip, and none of the cs brains along the way are that competent. he could probably get it back in the right environment
>>942466>>942486the fateful moment
FlyQuest RED have acquired the following roster:Mounira "GooseBreeder" Dobie>Vivienne "BiBiAhn" Quach>Kelsie "uhKelsie" Click>Coline "Kaoday" Le Floc'h>Marissa "madss" Dastais "I want to play cs against men, because that's the level of competition I aspire to" just a marketing gimmick to show you're serious or whathow does half the team go from "my focus is mixed teams" to "girl power woooo"
>>942487what happened here
>>942507the end of fnaticjw was done 20 days later, only played 2 more bo3s and a bo1
>>942517>remembered the exact series that this webm is fromI spend too much time watching CS
>>942517man I miss the black astralis jerseys so much
Heroic causing an absolute seethe fest on Twitter
>>942666They got btfo thoughever https://twitter.com/can1zs/status/1664294554688790528?s=46&t=Q10eIWfqICrPEThKVQR8awYou cannot support lgbt and also attend Saudi run tournaments, they are incompatible things
>>942600you like the taste of that black monster?
>>942329>positioning and, according to s1mple himself, understanding of game mechanics.that's what intrigues me - how did he learn this so much better than any other player? it's incredible. that hidden, extra something in gamesense that he picked up while grinding like everyone else separated him by a landslide from every player in the world except s1mple, and by like 15% winrate in FPL from even the best ones. and he still plays the same way as he did back then. and he figured it all out on his own, in less than 10k hours, without any older, better players as mentors, without any coach. makes me wanna simultaneously both play more and quit playing CS alltogether desu. i remember Thorin asked apex about this once in an interview, like what's his secret, how does he play like a veteran at 19 years old? apex didn't have a rational answer. "he just knows", and that's it. from playing with tier 3 teammates after school straight to #1, it's just magic. people meme about l'Élu (the chosen one) and all that, but honestly we won't see a player like this ever again.he wasn't even awping until he was 17 for fucks sake. cadiaN needed 6-7 years of experience just to awp on a respectable tier 1 level.>Eh, everybody including s1mple should have at least 1 'suspicious' clip.one of the FaceIT guys back then tweeted that ZywOo was the one case of an new, unknown player in FPL who absolutely destroyed everyone and didn't get a single report on his name, because they understood you can't achieve that kind of level by cheating. contrary to ropz for example who got accused a ton, which is why he had to go over to their HQ and prove himself.
>>942736>how did he learn this so much better than any other playerwatch demos
Zywoo is so good at cs he got a gf out of itMeanwhile I listen to vtuber asmr for serotonin
>>942747>vtuber asmr for serotoninstop
>>942760WhyI’m not zywoo this is what I have to cope with
Anon! Here, take it! You’re the designated bomb bitch for the game~
>>942784easy +rws in esea, thanks anon
real weeb hours
>>942322>buzzWas a t2 guyStill time for him to proof himself
>>942784>get to to bait everyone else no question askedSign me the fuck up senpai
>>942848getting the call-up early before developing enough can ruin players thoughprobably not great to go from dev1ce's promising faceit buddy to "couple nice pistol rounds, but a liability." motivation after getting dropped back to t2 or worse, perception by the public and prospective teams, it just fucks people up
>You now remember that kino Mouz comeback against Astralis at the EPL S10 semi finals and gla1ve raging afterwardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0ou4pEpwc
>>942784fine with me
Counter Strike today bros
https://twitter.com/dextersjourney/status/1664094081457311744i hope mouz make it to semis if only for more shitposting
>>942981Just realised there's more Australians than Americans in play offs.
>t buys awp>sits in pit for 90 seconds every fucking round>saves in spawnat what elo does it stop?
>>942786based Giladi
>>943034Never
>Fashr-Krimz-Fashr>GamerlegionLooking for a new IGL as Siuhy is transfering to a tier 1 team. INS from Grayhound considered.
>>943091Heard a rumor for INS G2.
https://twitter.com/RyanAtDust2/status/1664446774906433537>New World """"people""""
>>943125Literally who?
>>943125what's "Queer" mean? what's the difference between queer and gay?
>>942747more because the dude is earning nearly 2mil a year from salary only
>>943167It's basically just a non-specific "not straight". Could mean anything from "I don't know" to "straight except I really like traps" to "exclusively gay but I don't like the word gay" to "I want to hit on the straight girls who go to gay clubs so they don't get hit on by people like me".
>>942849hello Benjamin
>>942786>esea
YWNWAMIC
>>943244>it's realwut
>>943244>tfwywncomkfwhy even live?
>ASTRALIS is backfeels weird but good
old devve is back, now just to get s1mple and CS2 can start on a high note
This is what the actual GOAT looks like, not greasy VAC-banned lardasses from Ukraine or France
>>943308give me freedom, give me fire, give me torzsi or i retire
>>943308>handsome>tall>top 5 CSGO playerOnly mark against him is that he got cucked by his gold digger gf and spiraled into depression.
>>943308The TRVE goat...
this MOUZ team is so fucking ugly, literal 4 goblins and frozen.
>>943347the uglier you are the better you are in cs
>>943351>s0mple becomes a fat tumblrina>falls of a cliff
furia lineup to CS2 confirmed by almost every brazilian esport journalistKsceratoFallenFerYuurihArt
dev1ce pulling some one man carry performances this tourney
>>943356Many times I thought this team deserved better, but at this point they deserve everything thats coming for them.
>>943356>Fart AND Fallen Nah, that's gotta be fake
i hope the entire mouz roster dies of diabetes
JDC and torzi look very american
device and blameF look very american
>>943356Brazilian and Russian teams are so brainless despite having such massive talent pools
>>943329>tallare you indonesian or something? device's like 5'7 (170cm in human metrics)
>>943383those 5 are literally the only good players that brazil has
>>943381blameF makes sense because he was on coL for a while
>>943381so do buzz and alteks desu
>>943356what the fuck lolwhat happened to the team that built for the future with 5 year massive buyout contracts, banking on player development and an eye for talent? I have it on good authority that fallen already played his last major 2 majors ago, and fer was already done playing
>>943381not in texas, everyone here is a fucking goblin
>>943384he's probably 5'10+, but gla1ve is the actually tall one
>>943398How long do you think Jonathan E would ban you for that?
>>943354he was never good, his cheats stopped working
why dallas though
>>943347better than sovlless d*nedogs
>>943405ram ranch meetup
>>943408qrd on why everyone hates danish people?
>>943411they're white gods
>>943411idk man I'm just a mouz fan
>>943390i think fer feels guilty for inviting fallen to imperial because fallen was going to G2
>texans are literally woo girlslmao
>glave and cadian are not the same persondid you guys know about this?
GODEXTER
how many kills through smoke has this fat chink chong dogeater have gotten in this map? surely more than 10
kek seething d*nedog your time is up cheating frauds
gla1ve is so fucking shit. from top 20 player to being karrigan and hooxi tier
>being killed by a fucking aussie, a CHINK AUSSIE EVENrofl
>losing game with 41killsliterally me
based chink showing the cheating frauds their rightful place
>>943411
>>943435>webm that reverse cure your racismI have the same brownoids in my country, I feel for the danes
I should have gone to Dallas, why did I fucking skip it
those guitar murican musics, even if not great, are miles better than the nigger music they usually playlove the iem dallas so far
>>943441>willingly going to texasslollmao
>>943441>flight to Dallas would be 5 hours I could sit on a plane for an extra hour longer and be in an actual nice place to vacation.
jesus christ who's the sexy beast in the pink tank top on the desk? I want to ram his boipussy
>>943443whats wrong with texas?I would love to learn us lore, I just know that alabama is apparently the home for incest and shitt. european male
>>943445Don't think you'll be the one doing the ramming, mate.
>>943445>I want to ram his boipussydelusional homosexual faggot
>>943446texass is also home to incest, child rape/marriage, gun violence, minorities, poverty, absurd heat, all that good stuff.the people are absurdly ignorant despite acting high and mighty 24/7.also they freeze to death in winter because they don't know how to run a power grid lmao
>>943441Why do you have this picture of me?
>>943356>ArtBut why?
>>943448>>943450I am bigger than him>t.Chad
jeeze this music is dogshit
>ancientsovlless maps are replacing good maps
ancient is so fucking basedliterally the 2nd best map rn
kek based dexter giving the cheaters a taste of their own medicine
>>943464whats ur first, for me it's ancient, and the worst being mir
>>943446there's nothing particularly worse about texas than any other statetexans like to act like they are the stronghold of american culture but in reality they are just about the same as any other state, just with a few extra boomers who like to wear cowboy hats
>>943468dust2, thank god valve realized that the game doesn't need more maps and that's why cs2 is just dust2.
>>943468nukeancientinfernoanubismirageoverpassvertigo
If Overpass isn't your #1, you're a brainlet.
>>943480>plants default on a and hides in bathrooms Dog water map
>>943481t. Niko
least homosexual texan
>>943374>my name is John de Castro or something
>>943481t. too retarded to even reach the bombsite
>>943491
