the so-called good old days edition Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.You can join the /hax/ room at:https://www.haxball.com/play?c=nSqlF_tmCZApassword: shawTUNES:go on the 'ubeRoom is usually "active" around these hours:
>>880401AI curated thread
Welcome to the Haxball general! If you're looking for a fun way to spend your Friday and Saturday nights, look no further. Haxball is a fast-paced online game that combines soccer and physics, and it's guaranteed to give you a rush of adrenaline (or rage). Our room is open from on Fridays and Saturdays, so mark your calendars and join us for some intense matches. We also have a cytube where we listen to sick beats and dank tunes, so you can vibe and chill between games. Don't worry if you're a noob or a pro, we welcome players of all skill levels (as long as you're not a hacker or a cheater). Just remember to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild and unpredictable. So what are you waiting for? Grab a beer, put on your favorite hoodie, and hop into the game. You might make some new friends, or you might get rekt, but either way, you'll have a blast. See you on the field, bros!
>>880405hey lois....diarrhea ahahahaha
>>880405>Our room is open from on Fridays and SaturdaysI remember when it was active 24/7
>>880815She's gone, move on
>>881532She's gone, move on
>>881654She's gone, move on
>>881722She's gone, move on
gigante come back
>>880401first for agners
entire easter weekend and no one once entered the roomsthis game does not deserve a new threadit's over
other rooms are calling me toxic
>>882386Have you tried dialing down your tourettes for a game or two
>no haxball on Sunday
>>882628Make it happen.
for the love of god join
still going strong
>>882812cope. ur puppeteering a corpse
>>880401>KrubbI can fix him>boilsI can fix him>InzaghiI can fix him>contagiousI can fix him>messoyI can fix him
>>883295what about neincuck, can (you) fix HIM?
kek just matched with souf's mrs on bumble
>>883328doesnt seem like it
no games today?
I'm a deeply closeted homosexual
should we tell him?
>>886187this was peak Covid hax era
>>886187prime krubb vs that room = massacre
>>886338this is pretty impressive actually
>>886187the thing about Blue Team is they always try and walk it in
On the name of the Buddàh, I will never again hax
just join and others will follow
can someone else join first? i have anxiety..
joining in 5what's the link again
>>882649>>882660it's one of these
Both emptyAs i said. its overits just fucking souf now playing tunes on cytube ffs
>>887757hes having a good time
>>887681>>887701>>8877601>>887718>>887745>>8877552>>887726>>887744>>8877483>>8877304>>8877525>>8877576If you all joined, we could be playing now.
cuck and souf i repeat cuck and souf are in the house
>>887799I would be if someone else was
>>887782all me btw
>>887818You know many of those are the same person, right?
>>886338actual GOAT when he tries
join retardsit's happening
actual schizo hour someone link me
3v4. be our missing piece??
bump 4 me>>>/sp/130880157
krubb dont come back
jk pls come backk
like a 9v8 mpw
>>887782i joined but it was way too laggy@kslar get your shit together
>>886338do you have the wallbounce
>>886338sad to witness his decline desu
>>888368>>886338Why do these people love to type so much?
>>888377Banter is at least as important as winning a game for /sp/ folks.
>>888574autistic screeching isn't banter
>>888680Yeah. You're it. *runs*
>14/16 please fill our room
room for one more
madly in love with benis, but too shy to say anything in the room
>>888739Aren't we all
>>888368The one where he scores with it.I want to compare both of them
>>888973Sorry, I'm asleep.
>>888981ok. let me know when you wake up.
i go to sleep at like 10pm so i always miss it :(
>>889061we start playing at 7pm though
I only need to look at her to know how she feels and her thoughts
are we paly
>>889509do we not play on sundays or what
>>889511Most of the regulars don't, but I'm sure if you post on /sp/ some people will join.
>>889370at what room tho, theres never anyone at 2 main rooms at 7pm
IF ONLY I DIDN'T HAVE A HEART
>>890710my favorite bhad bhabie song <3
>>891635Hell-Volhard-Zelinsky snow halationhttps://www.exquisiteartz.co.uk/occult-art-chiromancy-chart-back-of-the-hand-compendium-rarissimum-art-printposter--4762-27353-p.asp>HVNASP
we playing tomorrow lads
>>893116is that a question
we playing today lads
yes (agreement) and no
El Tormento y el Éxtasis (1965)
>>893987the post equivalent of lifting a piece of dead wood
5v4 at this very second
i have want to play tonight. is it that people play still ?
>>895042Yes and yes
HALLO WHAT TIME IS THE HAXBALLS
WE PALY tonight?!
>>897100in bed about to go to sleep
fucking addictsgo spend some time with your gf instead
>>897269That's what bed time is for
>ynr the 12-man daily /hax/ lobbies
>ynr the slurping github statpadders (krubb, 'zaghi, boils)
truly a more autistic time
>>897970I was the Thomas Mueller of /hax/ genuine travesty I'm in the green quadrant.
>>897978You were a WOAT then and you're a WOAT now. Cron tier player.
>>897970why am i not there
>>897970>another chart without aaaaaaaaaawhy is this allowed
Expressed statemental thoughts
where is everybodywhere is neinwhere is pigwhere is sergio biscuitswhere is pablowhere is jeanwhere is yeywhere is SOUFwhere is ratwhere is boilswhere is regginwhere is contwhere is abu al bakrwhere is de gaywhere is garywhere is beniswhere is 'onionswhere is cristiano ronaldowhere is 'zaghiwhere is cuckwhere is BERNDwhere is obamawhere is pulisicwhere is SHMeven where is that danish f@g!?and all those that I missed...one night during the fake plandemic we all logged in and happily played for hours without knowing it would be last time ever...
We playing or what?
>>901371yes gib link
The Dream of the Red Chamber (1977)
>>897970Legit avin a laff everytime I see any list with Krubb in the bottom of the barrel
Come back Benis
will join in 45 minutes if nothing goes wrong
>>899439i'm on it
@krutt, you Live a lie and that's the difference between you and me
>>901598I never said this
we playing tonight yes? need to go get beers
I am tentative
bump 4v6 or smt
pre ban bum[p
a 6v5 is currently taking place
>>902092Then you should adapt better to the demands of the contemporary world. And when you say "I", it MIGHT HAVE BEEN a metaphor at the beginning of the last century, but perhaps "Homo sapiens" is more appropriate today.
I can only be myself
She can heal me
>>902496trying to be different but im still me
I don't think I like the latest update yetNew bad, old good
we playing tonight?
>>902879i hope so, i wanna play
>>902836Thank you for letting us know. please keep updating us.
>>902926No, thank you for your interest. Things I like: You can now see the pitch when you open the menu. This means you're less likely to mess up a chance or concede a goal when you're checking who has just joinedThe size of the chat bar is adjustable so you can change it to suit your needsThings I don't like:It upsets me that the chat bar no longer goes all the way across the bottom. It makes the pitch seem bigger and it's harder to focusThe navigation bar at the top has vanished and again makes it feel too openThe menu button has moved to the top (no real reason for disliking this, I just don't like change)
enjoyed some classic sunday hax in a comfy room
>>903044Kek, he was seething
>>902932>It upsets me that the chat bar no longer goes all the way across the bottom. It makes the pitch seem bigger and it's harder to focusyou can change that
Sore dewa, sentaku wo dozo
This is her songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCBpHeMfdDU
What time should I come back for hax?
I will be joining you tomorrow to celebrate Napoli's championship
You have to wait until the hax mafia feels like starting
One more for 3vs3
is messoy playing?
>>906899LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE LONG LIVE THE CURRENT NARRATIVE
We playing tonite?
I'll have to ask the boss
>>907745keep me posted
Time do we start lads? Looking for some haxtion, but I've always been shit at it so you aren't allowed to bully me.
>>907772I'm not Inza, but they sound like my type of guy. I haven't played hax in a couple of years now.
We start in 15
krubb joinpeople are spreading rumors
34sd4 moj oliuhm
She knows all I want is her so this is all a distraction
hellodoes ne one play on sunday
Been practicing on my own so I can stop being as shit and spoiling everyone's fun
>>908455There are only few good players like rat and conta.
>>908462I'll have to keep that in mind.Whatever happened to neinhold? Does he still play?
>>908466not so much since his AIDS diagnosis.
>>908462Hey what about me!!
>>908462>ratOverrated as fuck if you ask me
>>908532there's no one better in his position
>>908486You suck messoy>>908532Top tier GK/defender
>>908532Seconded. Doesn't gave the mental fortitude to play gk and makes too many easy mistakes that cost his team. Keep that guy as far away from his own goal as possible if you want to have a chance to win. Please. Help. Please.
>>908532Not the most technical lad around but he works hard for his team and doesn't complain. the James Milner of /hax/
If only I could do this with him...
>>912572that’s me when some german cunt tries to say he’s better than me at hax btw. could be any german cunt btw I won’t name any names
Boils only plays big easy because it reminds him of his mom
>>908462Best player to have on your team: KrubbWorst player to have on your team: Krubb
>>914028on his day merchant
We playin today or what
Intense paly put in motion tonight
>>915665today maybe, tomorrow 100%
I will be on all all night from half 7 because I have nothing else in my life
WE DREAMING NOW
Nobody believes in youYou've lost again and again and againThe lights are cut offBut you're still looking at your dream Reviewing it every day and saying to yourselfIt's not over until I win
>>915884>Nobody believes in youI do. (((Credit))) is for those who can't give credentials to themselves.>You've lost again and again and againTruuuu>The lights are cut offAt the Void you only need a Red String on your pinky>But you're still looking at your dream You've seen her? She's gorgeous.>Reviewing it every day and saying to yourselfAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU BBY YOU'RE MINE I'M YOURS>It's not over until I winDuh
nigga is down bad
See you in 15
See you in 1440+15
where is everyonei need to have my hax fix
>>915957me? lying in bed (naked) thinking about shw
I'm starting to get the impression that we're not playin today
Good games tonite, lads. See you next week
I'll give it to you next, bby. I promise
Hora mabushikatta ndarou kokoro made yaketadarou yami ni nare sugi teta me ni mō dare no koe mo todokazu darenimo fure rarezu ni tsuyoku kamishimeru mono mazari au nakigoe ni wa kako nonoshiru kemono no nageki ikudo mo sarasa rete gimon o bara maite sono karada wa ima mo chīsaku furuete iru no kai ayumi o tomezu hora saigo no abu ku wa hakidashite shimatta machi no soko ni sumu sakana-tachi o ukiagaru koto mo naku shizumu koto sae mo nai hikari tōzakeru mono kajikanda sono tewonobasu-saki sae mo mirai to wa yobenai aruki tsudzukeru no ka kanjō o nemura sete sono ippo wa nani mo kaecha kurenainoni aa sono kizu wa tōku kara yattekita n janai yo-kun jishinda kizu wa wasurenai itsuka fumiiru basho no tsumetai kioku kajikanda sono tewonobasu-saki sae mo mirai to wa yobenai aruki tsudzukeru no ka kanjō o nemura sete sono ippo wa nani mo kaecha kurenainoni aa sono kizu wa tōku kara yattekita n janai yo-kun jishinda kizu wa wasurenai itsuka fumiiru basho no tsumetai kioku kizu ni kizu o kasane aruke mi tete agerukara hajimari no sakebi owaranai sakebi o koko de
Niggas be bumping a thread in vm
>>917656rigged join room
>krudd going goblin mode
I will accept no further abuse from you
Once you reach page 11, you'll be free
>>923101NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T BUMP I
Let it ROT.
Need to get out more, don't smoke all day
special guest appearance tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its friday brothers gett he beers in tunes on and let's fight
Yes and yes
any messoy in?
was fun catching up tonight lads, the neinhold server days were probably among the most fun ive had in gaming, I doubt we can bring back that era but if I have time i'll try to log in more
nice 4v4 midday hax lads
i cleared junk from my computer so it doesnt hat up as much so now i amready to play
get in https://www.haxball.com/play?c=YBXryVVVIUM
join>>930010pass is shaw
krubb my tender bby, come back to me!
34s4 rhn now??
was fun lads
I will be on at 7pm promptly
will be hogging the room admin from tea time tonight. krubb won't even get a look in Lmaooooooo
I enJOY pure love
In the Company of Men (1997)
page me if paly 2nite
are we playing or not?!
>>936733I have the NeoGeo ready
feels good to be back
Lol he madhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OMYGAx4rgMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXEcw7TqoMI
cont, you have to let go of Agni. It's been thirteen years.
>>936936wow an empty net goal, amazing
>>937058>cont, you have to let go of Agni. It's been thirteen years.Nice try
a-are we playing tonight
what time do you play
>>937513join now we're all in there
They look like cute girls to you?
in the end chivas weren't the champions LMAO
It make some month, that i play at that game, as i finish exam now, so this weekend i will, of corse but have the hours so i can when guys play still?
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be loud-mouthed
>>939041nice looking stadium
so fucking rigged
>>941942I'd rather just press X
Gloria Youmu. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. Amén
>beercheck>snackschecksee you at 9
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=YBXryVVVIUMcmon guys lets have some fun!
Is it the time for paly already?
>>944782go for it
Join for some fünfzehnernhttps://www.ludoteka.com/juegos/escoba
messoy come back
Some who come back never return
for the scrapbook
>>880401Bumping valuable bread
It should be possible to move in the direction of the possibility continuum if one can obtain temporary interference from a being of a higher dimension. Thus, space-time teleportation is possible
>>949302Only in an infinite-dimensional harmonic state by one's merging of fractal egos in Pessoan consciousness sans Entzauberung. Nietzsche.
i'll get in tomorrow ladst. loco2
It's metaphysically over
We are so fucking back from our Dead Kitty's Trip
I will be on tonight at 7:47pm
will play haxball promptly after the CL final
If Inter wins I'll play if not I won't come back
im watching the CL on cytube if anyone is bored
rip a true hero
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