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>NA CS edition
last >>861058
made a thread b4 the last one got archieved
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Sneed
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You literally cannot convince me that zorte the gopnik oBo isn't cheating
I've been sure of it for years, even
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if Forze knock Spirit down to the lower bracket, Liquid aren't making it to the playoffs.
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RuFire mentioned
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jerry is so wholesome bros
Also love his interviews honestly, his in-depth game explanations are actually one of the best along side Jame
never seen any other IGLs explain their game as good as them
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I've never seen an Asian team dominate as much as they did yesterday

Like, it wasn't necessarily Liquid underperforming, but Rare Atom literally never miss a shot. Kaze even though whiffs a lot normally, hit every crazy shot, and Mercury/Moseyuh turned into prime Magisk while JamYoung turned into Yekindar.

Really suspicious.
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>>861299
this is why you must never be a faggot
leaving Jamyoung aside, Moseyuh and Mercury have insane aim. These guys when they came into Rare atom completely flipped the team around

And this isn't the first time they did this too, they made it to the playoffs in ESL Valencia by beating good teams and almost took down Outsiders in the semis

They're also always the best team through months in the Asian Region, even above IHC. And we saw what IHC is capable of

Also Jamyoung is more like ropz, the chinese community calls him Chinese ropz
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>>861299
they are cheating for sure, only way those ugly chinks could defeat a top 3 team in the world
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>>861301
>top 3 team in the world
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>>861306
Richard Lewis is right, as shit as TL are right now, they are top 3 unironically
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>bro no way Liquid could lose this, the Chinese are cheating!
>they get destroyed on the same map by EU mix
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Europoorbros...
I'm pretty worried. They'll go blatant any second now...
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Just watched shroud VOD. NA CS is finished.
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>>861307
Its a known fact among bookies TL is a meme team used to steal money from suckers. ENCE is just stomping RA right now this is Tyloo all over again: A one pump chump.
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>>861333
>VP won a Major
>meanwhile liquid can't even win against these shitters
Yekindar JUST'd himself hard
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>>861404
pretty sure the increase in salary is more than the prizepool after team takes a cut
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>go to Astralis - Navi match page
>ctrl+f: clash of trash
>7 results
kek, never change hltv
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CLASSIC blameF rushing vs eco
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i can already see Navi will lose this
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5 years ago this was the major final between the number 1 and 2 teams in the world.
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oleksandar exitini
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I really like how Liquid keeps things exciting for the fans by losing rounds that would be an easy win for any other top team.
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device lost the map with 2 crucial mistakes on CT side
rip
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>freya doesn't wear pantyhose
simply not gonna watch
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based noscopeF
mental damage right there
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anyone knows blamef's lifting numbers?
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>no announcement
FUCK valve I lost all interest already

>>861542
he slips a hundo note to the tournament editors so they widen his picture a little bit
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memorizing spray patterns is the dumbest shit ever, that's not how real guns work retards
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Will Navi disband after 0-3ing out of EPL?
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>>861567
back to >>>/v/ you go
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>>861557
can he bench 3 pl8?
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>861568
one can dream
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Astralis is so disappointing
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>>861614
i haven't seen them yesterday but they are not too bad today. could have won all three maps with less mistakes
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Harry and Hugo absolutely killing it lmao
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>>861620
YEAH BUT THEY ARE PLAYING AGAINST NAVI.. WHO IS DOGSHIT

AND THEN THEY GO TO THE LOWER BRACKET WHERE THEY'LL FACE AT LEAST 2 OF LIQUID/SPIRIT/NAVI
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>shifting through banana with awp
wtf device
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man that was a painful map to watch
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>>861542
only thing Ive heard about him is that he does a normie bro split like a muscle every week
as an autistic /fit/fag it rang some bells, gymbros doing shit look jacked and autists like myself with excel programs and "SCIENCEBASED" shit look the same with 3 times the effort
Im pretty sure he eats normally too
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>>861627
es3tag we need you
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Buzz is such a dogshit player
Shartraloss lost the A site mutlple times on Inferno because he cannot win his fucking duel lol
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>check social media post about CS
>half of the comments are from indians

how come there are so many indians interested about CS but literally no scene exists there?
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>gamerdoc started as a physio and by kissing the right asses climbed the ladder in EG and is now the director of (under)performance of the entire org and is probably earning five figure salaries

I'm a physio as well, can I find a job in esports that'll pay me 100k euros per year without being qualified
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>>861977
>five figures

isn't this only up to 99k? i would expect 6 figures
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>>861944
That's not a nice thing to say about Bleh.
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>>861944
apparently according to all indians, forsaken actually killed their csgo scene
they have a decent valorant scene I've heard though
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>>861944
they are too much and obnoxious so you find them easily
but they are genetically inferior (literally) this is what they are irrelevant in 99% of shit, except scamming people and programming
I'd take a russian over an indian every day of the week tho, I hate them
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>Spirit v Liquid

It's over NA bros
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cam on liquid
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Magixx?
More like MagiXXL amirite??????????????????
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at least ill be able to join diablo 4 marathon with entire world within a hour without a worry for my spirited away boys making it
>>862145
correct
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LIQUID players being fucking shit despite earning stupid niggers, give me half of their income I will be playing deathmatch 18hours a day
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nice retake brainlets HAHAHAHAHA
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NITRO????
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>>862167
Mad lad
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GOLLAT
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Liquid's lucky they got Mirage to bail out their asses in a series.
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elige you shitter
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>magix using aimbot
lmfao nice scene gotards
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VAC status?
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>>862145
>t. YekindACK
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>>862221
I do the same freqnetly and Im lvl5
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Magixx aimbot mode
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>>862227
>i also 1tap people's heads while looking away
sure you do
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it's fucking over
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*sends you to last chance stage*
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>>862234
*falls into chocolate river*
*gets stuck in the tube*
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>>862234
magixx is a fat lesbian.
how come russians are supposed to be gigachad alpha males but all of them either have clown hair, are fat, or paint their nails?
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>>862236
>russians are supposed to be gigachad alpha males
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>>862236
>fat lesbian.
he's dating some чypкa e-girl
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another 10 second retake decision and lose all weapons hahaha
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lmfao
bye liquid
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Fucking hell Liquid
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THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
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ukraine hasn't been in cis for like 5 years
so navi is not in this list
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>>862251
G2 and OG aren't EU either then
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>>862254
og is "EU" with niko f1ku neofrag, g2 is not, but they're both "european"
cis is a real thing, it doesn't just mean slavic
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>>862251
it's just a name for the Russian speaking scene, it's not political
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>>862258
The EU is also a real thing, it doesn't mean European. Especially since Israelis are counted as EU by HLTV
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I unironically got the keys to the CSGO division of a decent-ish org with proper resources.

What the fuck do I do? I am responsible for recruiting players. It sounds like a joke or a bait, but it ain't.
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>>862261
CIS is not a thing anymore in HLTV apparently
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>>862264
Grab some NA players
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>>862264
what's your budget? is it a new org? or an established org that's going into CS?
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>>862264
Dont recycle washed up pros. Find some up and comers that would improve greatly with proper resources (like half of ESEA NA pro league is orgless)
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>>862263
they use the european flag, but it's not technically unique to the EU and they don't call them "EU teams"
israel is asian
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should ence be scared on sunday?
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I want rare atom to win
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>>862264
>EG is so desperate they hired a manager from magog
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tonight for sure bros
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>>862315
They will wait ESL to end before the announcement, its next week anon, sorry.
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Navi 4d strats
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>>862330
are the 4d strats to play like shit, forcing s1mple to overcompensate into 2018mode, before signing a good igl and starting a real era
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>>862338
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>blade: "we've been picking Inferno a lot because that's an easy map for npl to start with and get used to the team"
>npl 6-18 vs a Chinese team
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>>862346
navi wins in quadruple ot, npl gets 2 maps worth of high-pressure gametime practice in
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NAVIBROS YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A FREE ONE
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>>862352
That's more maps than T-side kills so far
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i'm torn between watching cs or aoe2 this weekend
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>>862353
>he didn't bet the saudi wealth fund on rare atom winning
if they win I can buy luxembourg outright, if they lose we have to sell esl and I get dismembered
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>>862355
>AoE2
my brother from another mother
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If Jerry is not an option because Russia then Navi should get cptkurka, he's an Ukrainian igl and has been praised by some pros already

>>862355
Based aoe2 enjoyer
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>>862359
b8 is purportedly going out of business after their gambling sponsor got banned from business with ukraine
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holy NT
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WEW that almost 1v5
Gonna make a new Twitch account
QUOTE_IF_NPL_GETS_A_KILL
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SAY MY NAME
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>>862365
MERCURY!
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lel trash'vi
time for s1mple to hard toggle again
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s1mple boiling hahah
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if kaze played like a matchmaking noob for the last kill and waited behind the newbox bit wouldnt had time to defuse
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S0MILAPELE outfragged by moseyuh. Time to retire.
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>>862365
ALL HAIL JAMYOUNG- oh sorry you all look alike
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based Mercury bros
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I never projected myself to say that one day but
this chink team has SOUL
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apologize
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>>862381
I am truly sorry navi lost half a year+ because you were free and ukrainian, instead of buying someone like nealan
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I said it as a joke but yeah Grayhounds have done better than all of NA.
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>>862382
>nealan
lol ok
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Perfecto
B1t
r1nkle
Kvem
Jerry
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>>862357
the plot thickens
>Saudi Arabia's Gamers8 festival to feature $1 million CS:GO tournament
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should they kept headtr1ck and groomed him for t1 for a couple months to be ready for this season instead?
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>>862385
let's play build-a-navi:
small enough org to get financially bullied, preferably rebuilding without the player
not owned by russians, not even the possibility of this impropriety
not a russian player, but russian speaking
igl, so electronic doesn't go from a 1.15 player to a 1.05 one, or so good that that doesn't matter
who you got
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>>862398
-s1mple
+woro2k

check and mate
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>>862401
seriously, who would you pick up to fix this team, either then or now
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>>862402
idk, try with fear as IGL maybe, or kurtka
you are making assumptions Navi outright wouldn't sign Russian players which you don't know if it's true or not.
also how is EG "small enough to bully"?
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wtf it just says "hit a-site 15 times"
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Please win Rare Atom so we can have Astralis, Liquid, AND Navi in the last chance bracket. RL was right.
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>>862413
kek
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>>862413
lol
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i just realized ESL changed the ad
>making magic when they need it most
soulless tbhq, bring back BYWOO
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another OVERPASSKINO on the horizon
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>>862412
idk why they cut fear, he was supposed to be smart as fuck. I think owner is the igl for b8 though
>you are making assumptions Navi outright wouldn't sign Russian players
they only said they wouldn't sign anyone who lived in russia, but they also cut every russian on navi jr and have a rabid retarded fanbase who attacked b1t for merely taking a picture with m0nesy. if they weren't so integral and if s1mple didn't care, perfecto and electronic would 100% be gone
>how is EG "small enough to bully"
k23 cut all their kazakhs, and changed out the entire team save one russian, they previously sold perfecto to navi (as syman gaming)
nealan played his last game for them mid-july, 2 months after boombl4 got cut
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why is simple so much more tanned than his teammates? money for vacations?
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>>862448
didn't he move to spain or portugal?
I thought that's why he missed that tournament where they used headtr1ck for the group stage
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>>862450
shit idk. i just saw that team v team pic and he was noticeably tan than the rest
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>>862429
yeah Owner, sorry
i think the sdy gamble wasn't that bad considering everything that was happening, nealan never played or called in tier 1 CS and k23 never achieved anything notable since god knows when, i don't even remember them qualifying for any tier 1 event with him. i guess the logic was - since Navi play a structured game dictated by the coach, in that situation it's better to take a new guy with actual t1 experience and move the IGL duty to someone else than bring in a completely unexperienced IGL straight to tier 1. in the end they at least won one tournament and lost major qf to Furia in a fucking no sound environment.
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btw, where is the "s1mple is the real Navi IGL" guy now kek
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the ukrainian pig b1t lifegames it's over chinkbros
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LMAO THAT LITERAL SPINBOT
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>>862459
yeah, the npl thing is way less forgivable, unless they really can't buy a single decent igl
I just feel like this famed development system which molded perfecto into an anchor, boombl4 into a functional igl, b1t into a star, etc. should've grabbed anyone with decent mechanics and a brain once they saw how unsteady elec was as igl. deal with one issue instead of two
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fuck what a stupid dive from s1mple in that 3v2
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>>862471
but he's the goat :^)
muh noscopes :^)
muh smokespam :^)
muh knifings :^)
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s0mple, npc, defecto, b0t and electragic
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>>862477
Where did he touch you anon
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>>862479
the heart
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>>862481
One of the biggest blunders in CS history along with NiKo's missed deagle shot.
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>Liquid got dumpstered on Overpass by THIS??
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>>862374
fuck you subhuman amerimutt
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>losing
>toggle on
>win
wow the life of a csgo pro must be very hard
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Seriously, how do they keep doing it? Despite sucking cock periodically, having periods of turmoil, roster changes, infighting, struggles etc NaVi always refuse to die. They're a bit like VP/Outsiders. 3 years in a row to have made playoffs at every event they've attended. Just get flushed already you persistent turds
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>>862521
>fuck you subhuman amerimutt
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They are rebranding cs
https://uspto.report/TM/97839002
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>>862532
kek, the first part of your post sounds like the /a/ copypasta meme answer
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>>862532
they will lose to Spirit and have to play 2 games one after another to qualify, Astralis then Liquid probably, it's gonna be tough
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he's literally me
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>>862540
>cs2
so dumb, just call it COUNTER STRIKE
people called the technical "counter strike" 1.6, so it's not confusing
maybe it's streamlining to call terrorists "Ts" for brand safety
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>>862631
just because they patented that doesn't mean they will use it, it could just be for name protection
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>>862635
Meant trademark
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>>862635
yeah you might be right
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>>862582
Is he smoking drugs??? :/
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>>862264
https://play.esea.net/league/standings?filters[game]=25&filters[season]=219&filters[region]=1&filters[round]=regular%20season&filters[level]=premier

select region applicable
pick team that is unsigned and offer them peanuts
run your own monthly online like 4-8 team tournament with like 2k for winning and guarantee your team a spot in it so both your org and your team get eyeballs
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>>862740
en route to replicate https://www.dust2.us/news/30193/rogue-manager-signs-timbermen-for-2-hours
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>>862749
4chan csgog signing timbermens would be hilarious
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>Bntet
>XigN
>Erkast
>xerolte
>Gratisfaction
new nkt, per mongolian leakers via hltv
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Kek
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is this a normal hairline for a 17 year old?
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>watch revenge of by the numbers
>semmler and thorin keep interupting each other
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>>862922
He's on saitama training regimen
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>>862922
lil nigga aging prematurely due to stress
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>>862932
It's not the same as the RL version.
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>>862932
it's shit since RL left. Semmler is a boring host, same jokes, same talking points. And the other cs-related shows thorin does on that channel cannibalize their own content (and are better).
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device has a very punchable face
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I hate valorant so much bros
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I don't want to know about anything going on behind the scenes, I am here to watch counter strike.
In radio they say don't play up to what's going on in the room. Think of the listener. I don't fucking care about the production or how it works, show me counter strike and talk about it.
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bored at work so I will rank every player at EPL from 1 to 160
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Nice 5 bagger
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>CS GO with unlimited money (but you can only buy 1 primary and 1 secondary) and/or no pistol rounds and/or no awps.

In my opinion these changes would make fluke upsets less likely but would make the game sovlless.
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absolute state of astralis
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astralisbros what wen't wrong?
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how do you come from being the goat of all time team to being absolute shit?
genuinely asking
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Low IQ moment
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>>863018
No king lasts forever
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Shame ATK are choking.
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>>863018
Astralis were always, ALWAYS frauds thriving off an environment where every single other team was complete shit
They were notorious for being hilariously reliant on CT sides and gla1ve/xyp9x finding miraculous double kills through smoke on crucial swing rounds
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And would you look at that, gla1ve pushing smoke just at the right time
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ahhhhhhhh
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>>863024
>thriving off an environment where every single other team was complete shit
That was Faze and Navi. Astralis dominated in the most legit era of the game.
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ATK already lost
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rip
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That was fucking painful to watch
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>>862932
>>862956
Hot Take, Point Made is his best csgo show atm. I tuned in to every BTN from the beginning but stopped listening a few episodes into Semmler/Thorin.
Haven’t checked out Talking Counter yet but the guests seem really good.
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>>863030
WHO????? WHAT IS HER ONLYFANS?
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>>863032
>Liquid the eternal chokers
>Navi with Zeus Edward and flamie
>Faze with Niko IGL
>SK/MIBR with turok sewage
>VP dead
>mouz budget team
That era was trash, don't delude yourself
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>>863032
the only legit era of the game was 2014/5 Fnatic vs LDLC/Envy era + Dignitas forever 4th place and VP + NIP the dark horses.
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>>863058
what a shitty taste in opposite sex
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>>863064
I NEED TO SEE HER VAGINA
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>>863065
THIS is all you gonna get horny fool
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What did she mean by this
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>>863071
?? everyone agrees that glaive and xyp are washed garbage.
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>>863062
yeah so legit when no one played the game
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>>863071
Why does he keep cocksucking an IGL who was last relevant 5 years ago and the Tottenham of IGLs?
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>>863071
I noticed Thorin really picked up on calling IGLs like FalleN and gla1ve overrated, after his poster boy fattigan choked a major to T3 Albanians. I wonder if there is any connection there.
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>>863065
Her name is Sydney Sweeney. She is a hollywood actress and has plenty done plenty of nude scenes.
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wtf is na'vi doing
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Why peek?
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>sh1t
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HOLD
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AHAHAHAHHHAH
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(anubis sucks)
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Why do professional gamers quickswitch at the end of the reload animation
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>that pause before the last kill
I saw flashbacks to the nitr0 knife attempt
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That pause at the end, looking into his eyes... Not yet, young padawan... beautiful.
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>>863138
dumb ledditor, go back and stay back
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>>863140
Calm down, dear.
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Yeah I think we got this RAtom bros
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>>863167
based unexpected doll poster
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They're called rare atom
But atoms aren't rare??
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>>863167
How big are those dolls? Are those guns smaller replicas? I've always wanted to get BJDs that big but they almost always are too small for my taste.
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>s1mple and zywoo in top form carrying shit teams
yeah, i'm thinking KINO is back on the menu
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Ynk is captain hindsight at its finest
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>>863071
Yeah, there's no way MSL and Aleksib would do as badly as struggling to AT-ACK!

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2362958/astralis-talent-vs-ntk-iesf-world-championship-2023-denmark-closed-qualifier

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2362218/ninjas-in-pyjamas-vs-00nation-esl-pro-league-season-17

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2362212/ninjas-in-pyjamas-vs-grayhound-esl-pro-league-season-17
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wow, the chinks seem so much worse than day 1. They dont just magically know every timing and every flank and have pixel perfect crosshair placement. Crazy
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easy
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Wonder where this Liquid was the past two series.
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bros... karambit prices...
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>double digit iq thirdworld subhumans that cant connect dots
>random ass chink team vs one of the wealthiest esport org for an ELIMINATION match
>wooww broos .. NA cs is back ... hehe fuck you chinks hehehe ez
bunch of pathetic losers, I bet you also got vaccinated and took the boosters
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kek liquidshit fans wiping the sweat off their brows face it you're still a wildly overpaid gutter tier clown team
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>>863229
>know every timing and every flank and have pixel perfect crosshair placement
there's an admin standing behind them and you can see their screens on broadcast, so they're not walling
all the demos are on hltv, either find 3 (three) examples of toggling for info across the 46 rounds of play, or stop bitching about it
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2362056/liquid-vs-rare-atom-esl-pro-league-season-17
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>>863252
L CCP
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>>863256
ching chong ur team is coming home losers
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>>863256
>you can see their screens on broadcast
that is false
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>>863264
I'm white and back liquid (at least between them or RA), I just think you're retarded. it's not more complicated than liquid being perennial inconsistent shitters who themselves claimed that they had no real practice before epl
>>863265
not 100% of the time, but frequently, and at katowice esl were showing over the shoulder replays with kb/m and screen visible
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>>863267
based s0mple
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>>863256
>talking to VACschizos
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>>862270
it's an established org that wants to set up an academy team
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tonight for sure bros
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>>863201
that's what happens with failed coaches
what was he saying?
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post your tierlists you list cocksuckers

https://tiermaker.com/create/csgo-2023-awper-tier-list-15671152
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>>863449
i would swap devve and Sunpayus in current forms. watched 2 Ast games this tournament and he didn't impress me too much, lost some important rounds on ancient vs Navi which they should have won in my opinion. but he will get back in S/A tier for sure.
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>>863475
>. watched 2 Ast games this tournament and he didn't impress me too much
he is fucking shit and does literal gold nova mistakes
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how do i get pro level movement? i dont mean kz type im already better than them at that
i mean like their movement around the map and corners and shit it's so fast and hard to hit. how do i even learn that or replicate it
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>>863483
i will kick your ass piece of shit
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>>863534
Hi dev1ce
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>>863522
learn your angles and aiming lanes
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>>863522
Improving your movement in CS:GO to a professional level requires practice, dedication, and a deep understanding of the game mechanics. Here are some tips to help you develop pro-level movement around the map and corners:

Learn from the pros: Watch professional CS:GO players' matches, demos, or streams. Study their movements, crosshair placement, and decision-making. Take note of their positioning, peeking techniques, and the routes they take during matches.

Practice strafe-shooting: This technique combines movement with shooting and helps you become a harder target to hit. Practice strafe-shooting by moving left and right while shooting, synchronizing your shots with your movement.

Master counter-strafing: This technique involves stopping your movement by tapping the opposite movement key, making your shots more accurate. Practice counter-strafing to improve your movement and aiming while peeking around corners.

Use a dynamic crosshair: A dynamic crosshair expands and contracts based on your movement, helping you understand when your shots will be accurate. Using a dynamic crosshair can improve your movement and shooting synchronization.

Work on your map knowledge: Learn the maps inside out, including common spots, angles, and timings. This will help you position yourself better, anticipate enemy movements, and understand the fastest routes to different areas.

Use utility wisely: Practice using grenades (smokes, flashes, and molotovs) to create space, block off enemy vision, and force them to move in specific ways. This will give you an advantage in movement and positioning.
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>>863589
Train your reflexes and reaction time: Faster reflexes can give you an edge in movement and shooting. Use training maps and aim training software to improve your reflexes and reaction time.

Communicate with your team: Good teamwork and communication can help you coordinate your movements and positioning. Communicate with your teammates about enemy locations, strategies, and utility usage.

Develop your game sense: The more you play and learn from your experiences, the better your understanding of the game will become. This will help you make better decisions about movement, positioning, and timing.

Practice, practice, practice: The key to improving your movement is consistent practice. Spend time in-game, playing competitive matches, and practicing specific techniques. The more time you dedicate to improving your movement, the faster you'll see results.

Remember, reaching a professional level of movement in CS:GO takes time and effort. Stay dedicated to your practice, and don't get discouraged by setbacks. Keep learning from your mistakes and refining your skills.
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>>863590
thanks chatgpt!
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>>863595
thank me for payingf for gpt4
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>>863596
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e846f108-3105-4489-a09d-6de993b9025a
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>>863522
spend thousands of hours in each map
or set up a teleport script and drill movement
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>>863449
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>>863605
any other list is reddit tbqhwyf
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>ukranian refugee in my NA game
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>>863610
based. i'm one as well btw
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>>863617
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x1kWw7E9Vqg
rekted desu
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>>863622
dude is too old for that shit
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>>863623
such is life of someone who chases money
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>>863617
>>863622
Does he really need the money? MMA sounds like a stupid thing to do as a parent, why risk getting permanently hurt in a way that could impact your kid?
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>>863618
prove it
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>>863631
пiшoв нa хyй, чмo
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>>863630
Probably insecure about something.
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Astralis upset Spirit
Ence over Forze
Liquid 2-1 Astralis with Xyp getting <8 total kills in 3 games
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>>861567
Yes it is. Source 2: trust me bro.
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holy FUCK the EPL music is so bad
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that was actually a nuts nade by xyp

not entirely washed
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This Astralis game is a fucking rollercoaster.
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Astralis reminds me of 2021 Faze

>bot IGL (karrigan-glaive)
>bot "support" (olof-xyp)
>good AWPer (device, broky)

too bad buzz is nowhere near twistzz-rain tier
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I can't stop farting
that's how I feel about this astralis vs spirit game
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>it's yet another anders schizo rambling hour
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xyp9x and glaive are legit awful. they need to add staehr and possibly an IGL after the paris major
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>losing on nuke
>on CT side
>as your map pick
Oh no
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>>863630
chances are that his wife is a goldnigger polish subhuman and forces him out of his way to earn more and more
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total gopnik death when?
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>mfw best players in astralis right now are not the ones with multiple major wins
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Asstralis
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baitF threw 2 rounds by himself and almost a 3rd (Buzz clutch) but people will still only shit on xyp and gla1ve
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>>863954
device not being able to touch ONCE a 20hp ct ticket lost them the round
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>>862972
I'm still laughing at changs LoL shooter comment
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>>863962
Post, please
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>>863967
That IS the post.
>>>/v/630943662
And I'm still laughing
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AHAHAHA
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JUST
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>>863954
Xyp and glaive have literally lost every single aim duel

Feels like HUNDEN is in the server
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Can you feel it? Can you feel the impending Liquid vs. Astralis match up?
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>>864002
There's no way they don't throw it from here.
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>>864002
Nope, liquid spirit kino is again on the cards.
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the power of the bicep
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slav subhumans (cannot stress this enough) btfo
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>>864016
why do danes always have this whiny tone when trying to banter
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>>864018
Scandis can’t banter for shit.
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>>864006
>>864009
Ids habbeding
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get fucked patsi, scream more you ugly subhuman
enjoy the plane trip xD
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>>864018
because unless it's super obvious bants we take it personally. it's just a flaw of our culture i guess
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>>864022
happy to be wrong desu
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dev1ce and Buzz look sharp today so it's probably gonna be hard for Liquid, especially with Liquid as inconsistent as they've been this EPL. But Liquid would probably rather face Astralis than Spirit.
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>>864027
agree for buzz, but device lifegame on ancient means nothing
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>>864030
>lifegame
>device
just another day in the office, newfag
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>>864024
>xD
>>>/out/
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>>863617
Does he have any MMA experience? Fighting is a whole different beast from bodybuilding.
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>>864120
he won his debut fight last year i think
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p90>ak
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I know pros never use P90. But why?
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>>863449
Based on legacy and not current form. Looking forward to the IGL tier list.
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>>864135
>Based on legacy
>allu below lucky, imorr. headtr1ck, farlig
>torzsi a-tier
bro what
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>>864134
Too expensive. Way better options for much less.
>>864140
NGL I don't know much about Allu, it feels like it was eons ago. Also in my opinion Torzsi is deserving of A tier simply because he's just started and is already breaking the awper skill ceiling. He has a lot of potential.
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Blamef vs pasha who wins?
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>>864135
Lucky should be on F tier, legit achieved nothing
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SunPayus must be furious rn
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>>>/v/631347180
>look mom I posted it again!
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Realistically speaking, who do Faze replace

>karrigan
>rain

with? Both are old as fuck and realistically won't be there at 1-2 years
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>>864156
Don't know the difference between farlig and lucky just chucked them into B because they were both on Astralis while it was somewhat decent.
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>>864164
You either spend money (not happening with Faze) to get an established IGL like Snappi, nexa etc and probably have to face that reality again within 1-2 years, or you go for a fullrebuild and get a zoomer IGL like siuhy
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>>864164
raise their salary so they keep playing
hire valve hitmens to threaten them to play good or you haven no choice to kill their gf and children
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https://blix.gg/news/refrezh-to-replace-hext-in-evil-geniuses
HEXT BROS?!
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>>864176
men is plural no need to write mens
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>>864181
mens))
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>>864164
You see, Anon, the thing is, what people don't know is... Ex6, Aleksi and MSL are mad underrated IGLs so they are the best fit for FaZe clan.
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EL CLASICO
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>>864203
>but 20 years later
Yikes
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>>864203
>still no Pedri or Dembele
it's over, another park the bus and hoof "masterclass" incoming
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This must be so satisfying for Liquid
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>>864207
I'd actually laugh if they get a 15 point because of the lawsuit
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How is liquid rank 3 if they don’t win anything
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>>864180
i thought this was fake lol
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wtf is this el classico shit? liquid never had an era, even at their best they couldn't win a major lmao there simply is no comparison to astralis
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>>864212
Gatekeeper team that can make playoffs and occasionally the finals but that's it.
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>>864233
How new are you?
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>>864248
older than you faggot liquid fans are so cringe they are almost as cringe as faze fans
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>>864252
If you really are, then you should know why Astralis vs. Liquid is called el clasico. And it has nothing to do with them having comparable eras. Calm down, bud.
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>>864255
lmao literal retard, there never was an el classico for eg real madrid and barca have history and it's a back and forth affair, on the other hand liquid was on the rise towards the tail end of astralis' era and were still humiliated at berlin or london whatever it was
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What a blowout on T side
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>>864260
Seethe all you want. Everyone will still be calling it el clasico.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ASTWAWIS BWOS THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!!?!?! HOW COULD WE HAVE POSSIBWY WOST ON CT SIDE??? IT'S THE ONLY SIDE WE KNOW HOW TO PWAY!!!! ACK-
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>>864274
seethe about what? it's not el classico lmao
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>>864181
i was don't know this details
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VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI VINI
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>Astralis can't even beat Liquid anymore
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>>864143
>it feels like it was eons ago
he was a top player in 2019 with ence, later than fallen, kennys, etc.
>he's just started and is already breaking the awper skill ceiling
torszi is very mediocre from what I've seen, he could fuck on t3 academy teams, but against good teams he gets nothing done
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>>864164
rain first, then karrigan trains the replacement or ropz/twistzz to igl
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>>864300
>he was a top player in 2019 with ence, later than fallen, kennys, etc.
yeah you're probably right but I don't remember much
>torszi is very mediocre from what I've seen, he could fuck on t3 academy teams, but against good teams he gets nothing done
Very high skill ceiling but an equally low skill floor so towards the end of a match it tends to average out
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Mirage T side doesn't need an awper in my opinion.
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>>864300
Torszi has dispapointed tremendously. He was an absolute god on mouz nxt. As much as the individual skill and teamplay increases at T1, I still would've expected more from him. Might be a confidence or team structure issue, idk.
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>>864308
He's no monesy but I still believe he has incredible potential waiting to burst forth.
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Oh no Liquid bros... they're following the script again
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>dev1ce in charge of hitting sitters
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>>864312
its the lose your pick script
liquid will win this
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Hot take but tec9 is way more broken/overpowered than the deagle.

>costs $200 less so you have an extra flash on an eco round
>much lower skill ceiling you can just spam it
>1 shot headshot
>very forgiving moving accuracy
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who is astralis' coach? how does he compare to zonic?
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>>864317
why is vitality not playing as good as peak astralis considering they have the coach and better players
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>astralis up 8-2 ct side
>ynk says they gotta chill and consider changing their game style
do sl*vs have brain inside their neanderthal skulls?
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>>864319
communication problems, golden era astralis was an all danish squad so they spoke in their mother tongue, vitality is half french half danish so they speak in english

either way that wasn't my question
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>>864316
This retard doesnt know about the dualies
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>>864321
what was your question?
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>>864323
how does he compare to zonic?
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>>864325
yeah im not sure
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I'm starting to wonder if ANY AWPer would be able to perform well for Liquid. Maybe they just don't know how to utilize one. Their core won all their tournaments without a proper, dedicated AWPer, after all.
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>864335
awp = no skill
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>1g
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squinty eye cowardly chinese awper with glasses, great pick up
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elige you lazy shitter
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>getting 5-10'd against Astralis on your best map
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>>864317
technically casle, in reality THE DOG
who knows, prime astralis was a collective and a function of their relative development compared to the field. they never won an event without dev1ce, and they were middling to bad during the first half of 2021 with him
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>>864347
>getting 2-0'd by liquid when your core has only lost 2 bo3s and 2 bo1s in their 27 match history
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Very one-sided series tbqh
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>>864358
what went wrong?
Im also sure if you reunite old astralis they will get shitted on the same way
was cs way more lowskilled back then?
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>>864363
Liquid is just on another level after the sides change.
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perfect tracking through the smoke
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that 5v3 was played so fucking poorly holy shit
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Rape victim finally gets vengeance on their rapist.
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>>864365
>was cs way more lowskilled back then?
yes, every game progresses like this
covid was a hyperbolic time chamber, and astralis were breakingi up and shuffling around subs instead of improving
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HAHAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED SCUM ORG
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USA USA USA USA USA USA wheres that chink shitter at now you dumb cock sucking mother fucking faggot
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>>864365
Astralis was a prime example of a team being far better than the sum of its parts. They had the perfect combination of superior coordination, strategies, and a reputation that preceded them, which caused teams to play scared/worse against them. I think this is why the teams that first started to challenge their dominance were teams that played ballsy, unconventional, and fearless CS: Furia and ENCE.
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ENCE has got to be the ugliest team overall
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liquid to pull a reverse astralis at the paris major
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>>864382
>wheres that chink shitter at now
one's awping for tricked, the other for cphf, the third is on some german valorant team
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>>864365
Astralis really elevated how CS is played as a team game. They were real pioneers with their utility mastery, info plays, trading, and strategies. Before, CS was less disciplined and more about individual plays. Teams just caught up to their level and exceeded it in many ways.
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based elige
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>>864365
They were (and still are) CT-side babbies thriving off an environment where every other top team was either making disastrous roster moves or completely shitting the bed. It baffles me how teams opted to play slow against them when their entire gameplan was playing passive and going for the safe, high percentage options.
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>>864417
+the AUG/SG meta buffing CT sides even further
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>>864415
Na'Vi 2-0 00Nation
Furia 2-1 Fnatic
paiN 0-2 Liquid
G2 2-0 MSR
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>>864415
That top quarter of the bracket is BRUTAL.
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>>864424
God I hated the AUG/SG era
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>>864415
wtf is a forze
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>>864449
forze buy
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>>864449
lukoil subsidiary
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>>864415
>all those first round pointless 2-0s
I hate EPL
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>>864415
The only remotely interesting game is Furia Fnatic and that's because you don't know which team decides to be the clown for today.
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>>864181
newfag
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>>864248
look at the h2h, liquid has like 17 wins vs 46, and like only 2 series wins over astralis (one of them being recent)

it's more comparable to arsenal vs barcelona
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>>864415
liquid's bracket is actually manageable, through some bullshit they're going to take 2nd and retain their #3 ranking
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>>864471
>>864492
the format is not good, but it's also because all the "good" teams shit the bed
if navi and liquid don't choke their first games, ence doesn't skip a round by beating atk and rare atom, and forze doesn't get a qf spot. everyone but pain and 00nation are fine, they should just be playing against other mediocrities now instead of there being a bracket where 50% of the end results are obvious
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>>864180
KEKW
eg management takes advice from this thread? Only place in the internet who believed in refrezh igl
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Guys... GUYS. Bear with me for a second here, ok? Ok...
-oSee
+dev1ce
Thoughts?
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Is anyone retarded enough to figure out what EG's masterplan is?
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>>864721
They're trying to build an NA team when no one in NA plays csgo
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>>864721
Tbqh if they can manage to not burn through all their capital until CS2 comes out, AND the release of CS2 revitalizes the NA scene, it might potentially maybe one day possibly be a worthwhile investment.
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>>864723
Were EG actually smarter than us all along?
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>>864726
>Evil Geniuses
It was right in front of us all along...
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>>864702
this >>862264 anon really did become eg's manager
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>>864723
>if they can manage to not burn through all their capital until CS2 comes out, AND the release of CS2 revitalizes the NA scene, it might potentially maybe one day possibly be a worthwhile investment
if cs2 revitalizes the NA scene, there will be new players not signed to contracts who are better than hext and wiz and momo and viz and walco
complexity could just sign 5 teams like eg if it turns out to be a good idea, without having burned money on a 5-man roster that's played 2 bo3s in non-esea cash cup events this year, and provided 0 players to the main team after 9 months
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>>864746
>new players not signed to contracts who are better
Ya, but the talent pipeline is already in place bro. You just wouldn't understand.
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>>864749
they'd honestly have more success if they went atkmode with a bigger budget, poaching cheap international talent and staying region-minority so they can choose to play NA rmrs
they can only have 1 other eu/cis player besides nealan, they should've bought like vexite, or some asian wunderkind with potential
or if they're still paying brehze 40k a month, they should instead give 5+ international teams like 2k a month to move to NA and prac/play there, bootstrap a scene
it just seems like they spend so much money on literally nothing
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>>864759
This. Aunkere would be happy if you give him a mexican worker living condition and 2k a month in NA
Beats dodging draft and dealing with russian mob in the t2 scene
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>>864738
holy shit

eg manager anon, if you see this then i apologize for >>862308 and want you to know i'm rooting for you
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bros i get so much anxiety when i play, how do i stop it?
i don't want to lose and let my team down
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>>864790
unironically become a mirco toggling/hacking schizo who thinks that even if you play your best that you'll probably still lose because the other team has a cheater
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>>864320
Do you remember one good take ever coming out of his mouth? He's a gold nova, if he even plays cs at all
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>>864790
Like anything that causes anxiety, you've just got to desensitize yourself through repeated exposure. So just push through it and keep playing.
Try to play with a friend or two, so you know someone has your back if the mood starts turning sour.
If you've got some cool dudes on your team try to make a good impression and see if they want to play more afterwards. In my experience, if you become friends with the right people, you'll become friends with a lot more people by extension. Some guys I've made friends with through CSGO have these massive 300-person friend lists of people who mostly play CSGO, and they can almost always fill out a lobby with them. If they're good/friendly, it is that much easier to add them as well since you've already got a mutual friend. Seriously, try to break into one of these CSGO circles. It's great fun and will make queueing less scary for you.
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the only legit good player left in Astrashit is Device and even that he's still dogshit
the rest is tier 2 shit
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>>864839
Blame and buzz are good too.
Glave doesn't need to frag.
Xypx gotta go
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csgo bros... RL is making fun of us again..
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https://twitter.com/PleyGg/status/1637754215610081285?s=20

Astralisbros... we're back
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>>864879
Kek
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>>864879
honestly amazed that salaries for cs players are still so high, when they get like all the sticker money
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what are some good young players to buy
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>>864931
Hello, Epstein.
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>>864810
I have over 2000 games of match making
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>>864931
hello, EG manager
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https://www.dust2.us/news/34630/heroic-asks-for-urgent-capital-injection
home wrecker stavn BTFO
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>>864955
There will probably come a time when a ton of esport teams collapse because the financers realize the industry makes no money and the VC funds will dry up.
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>>864962
fingers crossed EG will be part of them
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>>864962
If that happens then I'm afraid we'll get Premier League'd
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>>864955
>blaming stavn instead of the whore
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>>864975
Both are at fault
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>>864966
Everyone who isn't bankrolled by betting (read: money laundering) will be part of them.
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https://www.dust2.us/news/34545/exclusive-eg-drop-blueprint-roster-in-major-overhaul
;_; hope the EG bros can bounce back
F our guys
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>>864879
>>864923
who are they even spending all this money on? teses?
80 million til 2025->7.5 million dollars/33 months/5=45k/mo
even if you assume half that money goes to support staff, how are you paying heroic players like $20k/mo
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>>865061
>>864746
>having burned money on a 5-man roster that's played 2 bo3s in non-esea cash cup events this year, and provided 0 players to the main team after 9 months
eg really are itt
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>>865068
that's in norwegian kronas or whatever the fuck currency they're using. So it's basically 1 million until summer and 10 mil until 2025

the owner of Heroic, according to some norwegian people, is some kind of scam artist and heroic are bleeding money
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https://twitter.com/RyanAtDust2/status/1637821551448915970

why is this cunt so petty
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>>865083
lmfao he wasn't lying though
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>>864702
I thought people here only memed about Ref as the black muslim Danish dude.
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>>864966
EG is unironically part of the plan to intentionally burst the esports bubble. I can't think of any other explanation.
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>>865083
>That one time when he milked the moment when Semmler called him out for having pronouns in his bio for an entire week
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>>863061
Also, C9 dead, NiP rebuilding, and Fnatic slowly dying.
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>>865061
pipeline bros.................
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tonight for sure bros
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>complexity are rank 8
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>>865086
Cheatroic could compete under EG Rainbow and they'd still cream over all the NA teams thoughever
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>>865204
EG want to stay NA thoughbeit
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>>865204
liquid and heroic are 6:5 in maps, 2:2 in bo3s. heroic have lost an average of 1.33 maps to NA teams in 2023, compared to 0.8 to EU/CIS teams. if you normalize the bo5 in that, it's 0.68 maps/bo3
I should hope heroic could shit on strife gaming or mythic or whatever other world #500, just like liquid could shit on tricked
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>>865191

bruh what time do they usually do their updates.. any moment now right? as an EU fag i remember usually getting ready to go to bed
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tomorrow is the day brazilians are going to destroy you gringos
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>>865245
destroyed from too much laughter
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>>865245
put your money where your mouth is, and then post proof
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>>865253
I wish Grayhound made it.
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PLEASE SOLO ONLY QUEUE FOR THE BIG UPDATE
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>set fps_max to 400 instead of 999
>game feels infinitely bettre vecause 0 var
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>>865318
That's probably my number 1 item on S2 wishlist.
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>>865213
Thursday for sure.
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>>864958
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>>864958
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>>865510
Furia 2-1 Fnatic
Navi 2-1 00Nation
G2 2-0 Movistar
Liquid 2-0 Pain
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>>865521
>12 kills
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>>865510
Fnatic 2-1 Furia
Navi 2-0 00nation
G2 2-1 Movistar
Liquid 2-1 Pain
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realistically speaking, how would you turn EG into a top 15-10 contender?
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>>865510
Furia 2-0 Fnc
Navi 1-2 Niggernation
G2 2-0 Movistars Dickriders
Pain 2-0 Lishit
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>>865545
>watch Faze org collapse
>sign Faze
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>>865545
Fire whoever is the female currently on the EG's payroll
Especially the niggress who is the CEO and the whore is lecturing people about TALENT PIPELINE
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>>865545
Meme team with shroud, skadoodle, RUSH, autimatic and n0thing
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>>865545
fuck off, I'm not going to do your job for you
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>>865545
They've already done -hext +refrezh apparently, if they also did -fang +mantuu they could maybe make top 15. Auti/brehze might also have to go too, but I'd give them one more chance with better teammates before benching them. EG probably won't ever do what is necessary (go international) though because of their "NA talent pipline" delusion.
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>>865557
>EG
>top 15
Any NA teams which isn't Liquid/Furia would lose to a EU tier 2 stack
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>>865567
So EG should pick up GH?
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>>865333
Funny coincidence because 0 is also your IQ
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>>864958
I'm a basic bitch when it comes to AK skins.
I absolutely love Legion of Anubis
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>>865573
>GH
who is this anon
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>Forget about my stockholm and antwerp stickers
Furia and VP stickers alone get me to around 180 euros
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>CSGO TEAMS TIER LIST

>S tier

Best Tier 1 teams right now, the creme de la creme. Consistent title winners or finalists

G2, HEROIC

>A+ tier

Tier 1 teams that consistently make it to playoffs, and win most matches against other tier 1 teams

Vitality, NaVi, Faze, Liquid

>A tier

Middle of the pack tier 1 teams that will sometimes make it to playoffs, but may be 50/50 when it comes to other tier 1 teams, may get a lucky semi final or final run

Outsiders, C9, MOUZ

>A- tier

Bottom of the barrel tier 1 teams, will almost always qualify for tier 1 events and sometimes make it to playoffs, but not title contenders

Furia, Fnatic, ENCE, Spirit

>B+ tier

Tier 1.5 teams, also known as the Gatekeepers of tier 1. Teams that will most of the time beat tier 2 teams, but will struggle against other tier 1 teams, and won't always qualify for every tier 1 event. Rarely if ever makes it to playoffs

Astralis, NiP, Complexity, BIG, OG (without nexa)

>B tier

Tier 2 teams that will put up a fight against tier 1 teams, but don't always make it to tier 1 events, although may put up a fluke run once in a while. May not always show up online, but on LAN they are a step above other tier 2 teams

Forze, BNE, Movistar Riders, Eternal Fire, IHC, MIBR, Gamerlegion, paiN

>B- tier

Strong tier 2 teams that do well in online tournaments and beat most other tier 2 teams, but will rarely show up on LAN or qualify to tier 1 tournaments. Even if they do, they'll get smacked by tier 1 teams

Grayhound, Rare Atom, 00Nation, Fluxo, Copenhagen Flames, SAW, Imperial, Aurora, 9INE, Apeks, Monte

don't care about the rest
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>>865603
>Heroic
>S

Not for much longer
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>>865605
why
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>have demons in your logo
>get possessed
What was their plan here?
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>>865612
is that Luka Doncic
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Praying to God someone here grabbed some good shots of Freya from Sunday. She looked spectacular.
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>>865606
no money
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>>865722
This picture doesn’t make sense
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>>865722
>G2 is going 2-0 here
Anon..
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TICK TOCK GRINGOS
today is brazilian day
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refrezh is a great player.
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>>865603
>Best Tier 1 teams right now, the creme de la creme. Consistent title winners or finalists
>G2, HEROIC
a fucking grim state of CS right now, you couldn't ask for more bland teams at the top
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>>865567
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>and we're back in black, back on the attack, just like a chicken shop in london at 6pm
what did he mean by this
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cam on fnatic
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Bros
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NEW BANNER AHHHHHHHHHH
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brazil beating fnatic as always
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>>865788
IK OOK detected
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REPEAT AFTER ME
BRAZILIAN DAY
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>>865788
>BANNER
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>>865788
>check twitter
ISRAEL!!!

It kinda looks bad tho. Can anyone confirm it has been 5 days since they changed the banner to that five cs icons thing?
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>>865758
>couldn't ask for more bland teams at the top
compared to who? g2 and heroic are not who I first think of for boring playstyles or lack of personality, now or over the past couple years
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>>865795
this was the only match where brs were expected to win, and they squeaked it out with two uncharacteristic bad maps from mezii
next two matches are 2-1 losses at best
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>>865795
Nah we won't win anymore, FURIA result was the only expected one.
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>>865795
>00nation
Yeah, nah. They ain't winning shit while Coldzera is still in the team
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>>865817
>Coldzera is still in the team
not just on the team, but igl, while taco is replaced by an academy player who's even worse
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tonight for sure bros
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what are the chances valve resetting the bans and ban timers when cs2 is out?
those motherfuckers from blizzard unironically kept the active bans when they released overwatch 2
t. banned for 13days
sure it will be out before 13days
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>>865738
>GRINGOS
those are ukrainians and russians you face now
and on the subhuman scale I dont know which one is worse between literal monkeys and slavs
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>>865788
fuck that looks clean, kinda like a sports league logo
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>>865832
both are far above you
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>losing to paiN
It's over
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dupreeh coming back for the playoffs kind went under the radar here. i thought it would be better if they kept the momentum with Jackz and finished the tournament with him.
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holy meds
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>>865853
for me it's
autimatic
brehze
nealan
jeorgesnorts
and me awping
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Liquidsisters...
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>>865847
would be worse for the team to win with jackz than to lose with dupreeh
they have epl playoffs, the rmr, rio, and then the paris major which is what this team was built to win. they can't even drop dupreeh for jackz because of valve sub rules, so it would just be bad for the team's mentality and a waste of playoff experience
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BRAZIL IS YOUR FATHER MUTTS
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Oh God it's actually happening.
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>can't even make double digits against Brazilians on your best map
gg
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s1mple autosniper tilt buy HAHAHAHA
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OS GRINGOS TÃO EM CHOQUE
Sadly brazil is only gonna to start be relevant again now that the game is gonna die for cs2
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Brazil-sama I kneel
Though these 2 games feel like a massive fluke, I don't think either team has a good future with these rosters
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sopa de navi uma delicia
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>1.02 vs 14.0
>1.05 vs 7.2
just few hours ago
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>>865817
idk man he's been playing really well this tournament
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>>865869
>brazil is only gonna to start be relevant again now that the game is gonna die for cs2
0% chance that valve charges more than ~$15 for cs2, maybe free if they get a kernel-level AC
you think the scene will be split between csgo and cs2?
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I hate NaVi so fucking much

fuck these lucky, clutch acne ridden subhumans. no matter what they will ALWAYS comeback, fuckign cockroaches are impossible to kill. the turd that cannot be flushed. Hope a stray missile hits their plane so these ugly slavshits fe
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>>865888
based slav hater
I too watch navi just to see them eliminated, it will come eventually, those br niggers are not strong enough, but no way in hell navi wins epl so watch and know that eventually we will see their subhuman faces mald
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liquidshits ?
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>16-14 NaVi Pretty good fight from 00Nation I wonder how badly Pain is losin-ACK
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>>865888
Take a chill pill nigga
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>goes from top 4 at Katowice to getting shat on by the Chinese and then Brazilians
Fucking Liquid
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>nitro 0-9
>nosee 0-8
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>>865886
Its going to be free you tard. What planet do you live in?
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>don't practice
>get shit on

Deserved. Fuck these NA trash teams.
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>>865886
It'll be the same game, like when dota 2 got ported to source 2. Nothing will change gameplay wise, it's not a new game.
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>>865888
basado
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SHITQUID SUCKS
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>>865891
Navi have made it to playoffs in every single fucking event they've played since ESL One Cologne 2020

I'm tired wobbie
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>>865891
>>865888
your ugly leader has killed himself when slavs enterted Berlin. Why havent you followed his footsteps yet? You dont really think that your exposed genetical weakness in matters of warfare and tactical wit which are entirely IQ dependant, is something that will ever be forgotten in history?
I guess, that without a degree in anthropology, I will ever be able to understand the ways in which lesser human races operate..
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>>865916
I'm Mongolian and my leader literally raped the slavic race out of existence
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when did this thread turn into /int/
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>>865905
if they don't have a better anticheat, it won't be free or there will be some differentiation like prime
>>865911
yes, exactly, so why does it matter that brazilian teams are only becoming relevant now?
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>>865919
it didn't, it turned into hltv
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https://twitter.com/Thorin/status/1638259814710013967

He's right you know
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what's a mark
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>>865923
Is it just my American brain not understanding Britshit, or does that sentence not make sense?
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>>865917
Slavs were the ones to turn you into non political/cultural entity for the rest of human history, according to all known historical sources. But hey, all disabled nations have only one thing left to do and its to cope until the sun will consume the earth, so on this part I wont blame you for the way you are.
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>>865925
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>>865925
>Mark's is a Canadian clothing and footwear retailer specializing in casual and industrial wear.
a bunch of casuals I guess
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>>865917
based HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMchad

>>865921
Well that's essentially an account validation thing valve does since tf2 went free, you can still play the game for no money
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dumau? more like LMAO amirite???????
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>>865926
ETL here and it makes no sense
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I swear there a correlation between unatractiveness and being good at the game
most of the good players look like fucking SHIT
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i will literally kys myself if Liquid lose
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nitr0 is so fucking SHIT
>>
biguzera 200 IQ call
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>>865942
do a flip
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observing is so fucking shit in this event it's not even funny
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stop giving me hope liquid
just fucking lose already
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>>865942
anon.....
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>>865960
okay
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AQUI É BRASIL
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fucking hell Liquid
i hope they make a good run in the lower bracket at least
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>>865970
>lower bracket
anon, I...
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>>865922
Hltv is just shitty /int/ or more like kc
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>shitquid
God it hurts

>>865972
I miss KC so much breh
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dude npl as an anchor can't even get 1 kill against a deco buy
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>>865860
ok good logic
what's the sub rule at the moment? didn't BIG change a player before the last Major with no problems?
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It's kinda staggering how aggressive twitch chat has been towards s1mple lately, anything short of a 3k prompts a massive wave of s0mple
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>shitquid
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>>865972
>>865974
wtf is KC?
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>>865978
his own ego is creating this
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>>865981
It really comes across as his haters being petty more than anything desu
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>>865978
he's having a shit map (for any player's standards)
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>get back from the gym
>can't wait to watch my boys Liquid play
>match is already over
Damn Liquid really fucked them up I guess
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>>865978
whitenigger fatigue
>>
P E R F E C T O
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look at how these cockroaches will still find a way to win

jesus fucking christ, ugly hohol slavshit ruskis have plot armor
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BRanon might've been right about today LMAO
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>>865988
Obsessed
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This map is a prime example of why electronic shouldn't be the fucking igl
Dude has less reads than my Tinder profile
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NAVIBROS YOU TOLD ME COLDZERA IS FINISHED
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>>862390
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npl is shit, bring back sdy or someone else please
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>>865994
>Navi without s1mple
Never gonna happen. Unless...?
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what is a "bywoo" exactly?
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>>865996
fuck buddy he was so thin back then
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>>865997
zywoo recently came out as bisexual
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>>865995
I've said this before, bring in cptkurka and kick b1ad3
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>>865998
Haha... Yeah...
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>>865996
they nickname him GOAT because anytime he opens his mouth its to make loud noises grating to the ear
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>mirage
are monkeys better than russians on this map
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>>866004
both are shit at it, you snow nigger
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>>866001
damn it's crazy what tier 1 cs does to a man
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>>866005
meds
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npl will get abused so hard on B
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no way navi lose this
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>>865888
Which team do you support?
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Navi washed af
Simple fat af
HueHue's 2-1 calling it now
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still don't see why people shit on b1t so much
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>>866027
ugly autistic motherfucker
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>>866001
unironically looked better as a fatty
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>>865980
You wouldn't understand.
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>>865980
King's Canyon
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>>865980
Kansas City
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kounter ctrike is my only fair guess..
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>>866027
He's been playing like flamie
Whether he's a god or a bot is a total coinflip with him

>>866029
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this is the luckiest "blowout" of all time
these Navi shitters don't even deserve to win, let alone win with this difference
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>>866040
Least mad brazilian
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How much of the cs professional scene is funded by gambling money?
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>>866043
I believe all of it
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>>866043
pro cs scene is (financially) 90% saudi oil money+shady european gambling companies+shady russian/cis oligarchy+us air force kek
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>>866028
kek
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>>866047
Is this the same case for other esports?
>>866049
Isn't Saudi oil money a relatively new entry to the scene?
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>ESL chat allows you to make fun of lgbt but can't even say the word russian
I don't understand.
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gaules just confirmed on his stream that the update is today
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>>866055
I can also confirm this is true, Gaules is my father.
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>>866049
>us air force
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Wait Pain won against liquid? heartiest keks
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>>866055
Velho…mano…cara…
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i wonder how much drama there is behind the scenes with the casters/commentators. i bet the women have chosen their favorite guys they hang out with and fuck when they go back to their hotel rooms and the rest of the guys just silently seethe about it.
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>>866062
kek why would they fuck any of these ugly scrawny dudes
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>>866064
spunj and stunna are pretty good looking, but i guess you're right. they probably just order dick delivery on tinder.
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>>866067
I think spunj has a girlfriend
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>>866067
Spunj looks dumb after he shaved his head
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>>866064
ynk used to date zaaz
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>>866042
i'm not Brazilian and wasn't even rooting for them, but in the end it felt undeserved for Navi, so many rounds came to Pain having nice calls and execution but Navi just winning multiple unfavorable duels, or Pain simply fumbling rounds like that T-side pistol 4v2 or the Perfecto clutch. Navi won't get far.
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>>866100
CT*-side
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>>866100
>Pain
also
>they were the better team they just lost a lot of gun fights
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nqz plays like a bot in group stages and then shows up against navi. Is he good or no?
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>>866100
>Pain having nice calls and execution but Navi just winning multiple unfavorable duels
yeah that's cs
no one ever gave krystal or hunden a trophy for outthinking their opponents but missing their shots
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>>866089
dark skinned medi women worship white cock so much it's unreal
reminds me the turkish sluts i fucked in my university years with 0 effort
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>>866111
>serbs
>white cock

they are literally more turkish than turks
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>>866062
I'm pretty sura that sjokz got fucked by either fnx or fer (or maybe both) back in the day
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>>866120
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_studies_on_Serbs#Y-DNA
nt
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>>866121
any actual hint of that happening or just pure guessing?
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https://twitter.com/kassad/status/1638277659003179028
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>haploautism in my csgo thread
kys
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>>866148
>kassad is a chud
who would have thought
get this guy out of our scene!
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would you accept a 3k usd per month paycheck to work in EG?
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>>866158
what kind of work? can i keep my current full time job
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>>866158
Sure, why not. At this rate, I can't fuck it up worse than the current EG management
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>>866158
36k a year in the us? that's not even median/mean income
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>>866158
If I didn't work in software, it depends on what I'd be doing and the benefits. The downsides are job security concerns (the org seems like a mess and IIRC they laid people off end of last year because they lost a sponsor) and it sounds like working conditions are shit. But if I was just making social media posts or getting coffee for the players it might be fun.
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>>866177
Yeah it seems low for white collar work, especially considering they're probably based out of an expensive city (I think Seattle).
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>>866178
>getting coffee for the players
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>>866181
kek
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>>866158
give it up EG, you already got one /magog/ sucker to work for you
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i want to start a cs org
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junior is unironically better than osee
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>>866203
junior underrated
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>seeing all the ex EG guys in dm
bros it hurts
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>>866158
as long as I can stay home, yes

i'll take your vc capital money
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>>866223
>vc capital
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total DANEDOG death
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TOTAL
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>he isn’t studying monesy rifling demos
100% ngmi
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>>866316
vp
faze
mouz
g2
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>>866318
last time vp won a map against navi was when yekindar and sanji were on the team
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>>866321
thanks for your analysis, i've considered it and here's my prediction now:

vp
faze
mouz
g2
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>>866316
Outsiders 2-1 Navi
Faze 2-1 Furia
Mouz 2-0 Pain
G2 2-1 Ence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiEy8drWJ8g
HECCU COSPLAY HOLY SHIT
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>these guys are so annoying
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was jacking off right now
>people keep hitting me with nerf darts
>if I ran the broadcast, I would be saving the manpower used on this filming crew
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>want to get new skins
>have no money
>remember I had a few Antwerp and Stockholm holos on alt account
>list them for retardedly inflated price thinking maybe they'll sell eventually
>they're all bought instantly by Chinese users
For what purpose? How can anyone stomach paying $45 for something that sold for $5 less than a year ago
Also recommend me a new skine for under $400
Thinking of a Fennec Fox, Hand Cannon, Printstream or Ocean Drive
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>>866333
sh1ro: steinsgate
buster: normie
s1mple: naruto, attack on titan, death note
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>>866347
>that photo in the back
Mosesbros...
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give me a quick run down on Jame, im new to this
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>>866370
if blamef was an awper. he's constantly the only surviving team member left and then goes to save his awp, sometimes to the detriment of his team. he's rarely shit but rarely great either.
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>>866333
>They dedicate a whole day to this shit
Who watches this stuff exactly? And why do they need 13 different interviewers?
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>>866395
They gotta be there to test their setups or some shit idk
It's not just media day
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>>866379
Saving is the meta, he was just early.
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https://richardlewis.substack.com/p/sources-evil-geniuses-lodged-complaint

>Evil Geniuses Lodged Complaint With ESL After Broadcast Segment

>The segment, which took place on the 24th February, was an improvisational comedy segment in the style of popular British comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyway. Members of the on-air talent pool were invited to come up and say the first funny thing that came into their head about a number of scenarios. These included “things the commentators would never say when casting FaZe,”things you’d never hear in Outsiders comms” and “things you would not hear at an EG bootcamp.”

>In response the jokes that were told were:

>“Guys I think these season’s going to be fine… I’ve spoken to the management and they’ve put out a series of tweets that are going to put us in a strong position this year. Everything’s probably going to be fine.”

>“Hey it sure is getting cold in here. Has anyone got anymore money we can burn?”

>“No but seriously guys I think if we just add 14 more players I think we’re on to something.”

>“Alright guys I’d like to introduce a new member to our staff. It’s Kassad.”

>“Good news Wiz we went over it and you’re getting a raise”

>“Congratulations everyone, we won a match.”
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>>866416
They are right though, extremely unprofessional to mock one of the biggest orgs of NA and the one that pays to be ESL's partner. Disgraceful.
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>>866350
>sh1ro: steinsgate
GOAT
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>>866434
as opposed to when they mock everyone else, that's ok
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>>866434
Why?
They are worthy of mocking?
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>>866416
Embarassing from ESL.
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>>866416
>“Alright guys I’d like to introduce a new member to our staff. It’s Kassad.”
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i knew this double-burn was from Harry
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>>866316
Na'Vi choke
Faze 2 - 0
Mouz 2 - 0
G2 2 - 0
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>>866463
don't worry FL1TGOD will rape these noobs today
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RMR match-ups
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>>866456
Hello Nicole.
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https://www.hltv.org/news/35835/esl-and-blast-lift-their-bans-on-virtuspro
Z
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>>866350
SHE CUTE
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>every talent keeps saying how great it is that the CS scene is so competitive with many teams winning tier 1 tournaments instead of one team dominating over weak ones

>most of them do a complete 180 degree flip once RL says how dogshit the CS scene is right now

why do all these losers keep parroting each other's opinions? do they all strive to be accepted by RL's chud gang so much?
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>>866483
it's not worth getting into an argument with someone like rl or thorin even if they're wrong
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it's over
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Jame is most attractive player that has ever touched cs since version 1.0. Cant prove me wrong, so im not even asking you to do so.
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>>866471
fuscao is going to DESTROY complexity
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>>866483
to be fair, back when Astralis was winning everything, it's not like the other teams were bad, it's just that these guys had some insane form. Liquid were good. FaZe were good until they kicked karrigan. Navi were good. Mouz were good. Ence had nice form, VP too.

Right now G2 and Heroic are literally the only two elite teams right now and Heroic are chokers (I'd say G2 are also chokers but they have too much firepower compared to the others). Basically it's the Navi era but the teams are even more bad. My biggest problems with the current scene is that we have too many snoozefest maps in the pool, tho.
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npl can't win a duel to save his life
Dude's an actual liability
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>>866551
shut the FUCK up simple tab back in
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based broadcast
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based fl1t toggle
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every time I watch outsider Jame has 5-8 death less than the next guy
he literally never puts himself in danger
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How g2 lose map
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>>866567
where's that meme with blameF and jame
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blatant matchfixing lmao
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>>866576
which one
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which esl impact player would you fuk if given the chance
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>>866507
haircut makes him look like a georgian monk or something tthough
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>>866582
i wish he would grow the beard more and go full rasputin
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What region is JAME from he looks exactly like a family member who never told us where he was from. Down to his unique looking hair texture and mannerisms
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>>866586
half afghan half ruski
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>>866586
Dagestan
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>>866586
Dagestan
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>>866586
https://www.hltv.org/news/30877/jame-on-memes-about-him-its-cool-i-shouldve-boosted-my-media-presence-off-the-back-of-the-hype
>Tell us about your family.

My father is from Afghanistan and my mother is Russian. They're divorced, so I lived with my mother and grandmother in Russia.
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>>866592
>lived with my mother and grandmother
how simps are born
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G2 hype train already derailed
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Jame is not hitting shots today
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>>866594
It didn't even take astralis
Back to dark era we go
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Apologise, dickheads
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Please g2 ...
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UMM JITU
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CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2 CS 2
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VALVE YOUTUBE WTF
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhhFl5zgA0
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HAPPENING
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NEW DUST2 LOOKS FUCKING SICK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>865925
mark of the beast, brother. Stay safe and don't take the deadly clot.
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Holy shit bros...
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>RTX DE_NUKE
Rip potato PC
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Holy shit. That's all I ever wanted
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhhFl5zgA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExZtISgOxEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y9MpNcAitQ
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The smoke changes are huge holy shit
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>favorite vtubers birthday
>cs2
feels good
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APOLOGIZE
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>SUMMER 2023
JUNE 31ST RELEASE FUCKING CONFIRMED
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>>866607
Did that nade dissipate the fucking smoke?
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s1mple became fucking obsessed with knifing
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>>866618
>>favorite vtubers birthday
I thank god everyday for being myself and not a pathetic loser like yourself
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>map rtx update
>dynamic smokes
>better tickrate
MY DICK IS THROBBING
THROBBING
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OHNONONONO G2 I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN EASY WIN AND AN ERA
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>>866615
HAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOONINGGGGGGGG
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>>866615
those weapons and sounds look like fucking shit, just like the beginning of csgo, I remember the ak sounds raping my ears
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>jitu
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>>866631
yeah weapons remind me of cod for some reason
also overpass looks like a cartoon drawing not gonna lie
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counter strike global offensive sounds way cooler than counter strike 2
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kek
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>>866627
>map rtx update
>>866613
rip my 970 and my i7 4790
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inb4 valve intern hit the wrong publish button on yt
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> LIMITED TEST
How do I sign up? I have a 10 years medal. Give me this shit.
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>>866643
I'm a 970 chad myself dunno where to go from here
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>>866644
Nah the official release and closed beta also got announced. No way this was an accident.

>>866613
Valve filtering out all the poor people who could play on their potatoes. Not anymore.
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Jesus
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>>866648
>-80fps for the cost of .. nothing
enjoy goyim, that will be 15 dollars + tip
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> RTX
Oh it just hit me that my fucking 2070 super crashes on every DX12 game. No CS2 for me I guess.
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>>866651
Its vulkan there's still hope for you
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https://twitter.com/HLTVorg/status/1638580420274003970
Get me out...
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>CS:GO
>@CounterStrike
>the CS:GO killer
lmao
>>
https://counter-strike.net/cs2

Blood splatter still in
+more gruesome with brain matter mixed in
+autofades over time
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Too much options and graphic bullshit. I'm still going to be playing on the lowest settings
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>>866658
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I feel like there's too much lighting, based off of what they've shown till now.
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New shoe skins unlock a whole new avenue for mobilization
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>>866658
A bit surprised they're going even more detailed with the violence, considering some of the concerns that CS was hard for advertisers to put their money in because of the realism.
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>Thorin is seething

how sad is this fuck
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>>866663
To address the agent skin visibility issues perhaps
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>>866667
pure unfettered retardation
some places like mirage palace and overpass connector have definitely improved in the lighting but others feel excessive
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EG manager please gift me a new pc I will buy EG merch and shill your shit org 24/7
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>>866666
where
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>>866669
it's not final lad

it's not even alpha
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>>866674
but of course I just hope they address these issues
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https://twitter.com/CounterStrike/status/1638585850924797958
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Esl A stream are talking about their pre alpha testing experience
Casters and talent already played games
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>G2 lost to ENCE
>Source2 announced
KNEEL
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>Smoke changes
Final nail in the coffin
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>ENCE - Vita
kino
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I have a 1060 do I need to buy a 4080 now
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>proper mathcmaking ELO system and ladder

faceit bros.. our days are counted..
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Wtf twistz hair
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>>866710
>>proper mathcmaking ELO system and ladder
where did they say that?
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>>866710
God I hope so. Faceit and ESEA deserve to fucking die.
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https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/1638596468163452942

common RL W
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>>866710
Linux bros lets fucking go
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>>866507
Hobbit
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>>866724
kek RL is perhaps the biggest narcissist on this planet
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>mirage didnt get an overhaul
What the fuck is wrong with these absolute faggots
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>>866733
pretty sure every map on CS2 is getting an overhaul. either mirage gets one or it's out of the game until it does
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>>866724
our guy
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>>866733
>>866734
>they're removing mirage

big W
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today is another brazilian day
bye faze
bye mouz
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being mouz fan is hard
>>
CAM ON FAZE
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>ctrl f "cheat"
>0 hits
Dead on arrival. Fuck you Valve.
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mouz are BOTS
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https://twitter.com/Thorin/status/1638608750167588864

what's his problem
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>>866733
They showed at least 2 shots of it revamped. B site and Palace looked great.
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>>866322
last time vp won a map against navi was when yekindar and sanji were on the team
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>>866757
I don't get it
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>>866724
what a baby
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>posting RL and Thorin
please don't
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>>866757
Thorin is playing a character right? There's absolutely no reason to be antagonistic here
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>>866734
>>866737
>>866758
https://twitter.com/CounterStrike/status/1638580978007552007
Mirage is shown as one of the "touchstone" maps, minimal changes.
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>>866768
he has actual autism, so change puts visceral fear into his bones
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new smokes
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new effects
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new ui, including the valorant ace meme effects
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>>866772
I like the tech, I just want it to be realistic. The grenade displacing the smoke I can understand more than the bullets. Pretty interested to see how things develop though.
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Wait, is paiN not a fluke
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>dogshit source engine shows player outline when you drop nade into a smoke
>so remove the smoke
>it's a feature you guys
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pain > furia
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>Canals is in CS2

LETS FUCKING GO
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>>866777
fire effect kinda looks wack

also, do you think smokes will last longer overall, what with being "nerfed" by being allowed to be temporarily dissipated by nades and bullets? This could lead to the game potentially being more slower paced
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>>866805
hopefully
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>>866789
But muh kscerato…
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>>866810
is he a manlet or just the seat height? it is bothering me
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>>866725
>Can I participate in the Counter-Strike 2 Limited Test on Linux or macOS?
>No. The Counter-Strike 2 Limited Test is only available on Windows.
Fug
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>>866805
>fire effect kinda looks wack
it kills retarded rendering differences and the fire's smoke making visibility shit
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>>866766
there's a reason most other talent have children/wives and they don't
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furia will never win anything with drop and art
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>>866757
autism
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>muh kscerato
Xd
every time
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>>866772
This is going to be super fun to play around with before people figure out how to exploit it. The first few months of this are going to be the best.

>>866777
The fire kind of looks like shit but I guess they're prioritizing visibility. The current molly is really hard to see through.
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>>866833
qrd
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mouz is so fucking shit lmao
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twitch.tv/smooyacs

he's in cs 2
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now they're insiders
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>>866868
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built in nade finder
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almost 200 thousand people are watching smooya's fucked 720p stream lmao
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>>866886
whyyy is he streaming in 720p
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>>866883
Is that on by default or a console command like the game currently has?
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>mouz and pain still playing CSGO
the absolute state of the """pro""" scene
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>>866889
look at the bottom left, there's a live preview of where it lands
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I FUCKING GOT IN
BUT THE GAME IS NOT UPDATING
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>866895
i didnt get in

fuck >:(
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https://www.twitch.tv/tarik

seems like they gonna try to get a 10 man started
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>>866899
>tarik
Uh, Riot's not gonna like this...
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what was the update about?
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>>866896
same reee
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i dont get it why smooya and turok couldn't have asked for more irrelevant players
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I think the new graphics SUCK
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>>866907
like shroud and xqc amirite
lets give millionaires free clout just because XDDDD
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>Skin prices get more and more inflated due to infllux of new/returning players
We're eating good, lads.
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the smokes are so beautiful wtf
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>>866914
I regret selling mine desu
still made money i guess
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>>866907
>>866911
it's advertising, retards
>>866914
called it
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>>866914
Which Xavier episode is this?
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>>866914
they look shitty at this moment thoughever
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>shrouds pajeet hasnt made his private cheat yet for source2
>shroud is fucking SHIT and plays like a fucking silver elite
pottery
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>>866914
based /seriea/
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Smoke looks so weird right now, jesus. Also, not a fan of the red effects when you get hit or die
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ohne and arrow guy shilled cs2 for weeks now just to feel picrel kek
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So why are complexity ranked above Mouz?
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tonight for sure br-ACK!
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they couldn't have picked a more boring map for their limited testing
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>have 19000hours played; 18years old steam account and 10years badge
>no beta access, probably because mm banned
suffering, got banned for having trolled a 4man stack russoids
I kneel russian speaking people, I apologise
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the way ragdolls move when killed looks crazy good
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>>866972
>actions have consequences
Why do people on 4chan fail to grasp such a simple concept?
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>>866976
zoomer kids with helicopter parents
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>>866976
dont care, still hating muslims and slavs
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>we lost both games
Its fine I guess, no shame in losing to tier1 teams.
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we are so back
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cartoon grafix bros... we prevailed as we always do
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>>866994
i always hated how dark csgo was compared to 1.6

and i probably wasn't the only one considering how popular it is to increase gpu vibrance while playing
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>I got the invite
Yeah I'm thinking I'm back
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>>866999
post your total playtime, recent playtime and community standing
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>>866999
it's only dust2 so far
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>>867005
6k hours (probably 3k idling though)
30-40 last 2 weeks
good standing
also got the game in 2012 and have 30 commends each
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wew cs2 looks shit
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>>867005
>community standing
whats that and how to verify it
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>Our retard did the Minecraft speedrun when CS2 was announced
Huh... Would you look at that
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>>867044
what
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>>867047
The one trick pony who reached lvl 9 faceit (Forsen)
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well well, would you look at that bracket
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>>866972
you can get banned from matchmaking without cheating?
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>>867056
>3/8 bracket, 2/4 potential winners russian or ukrainian
wow
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https://twitter.com/PimpCS2/status/1638663186357563392?t=qwgf6AArrCqA-QD7tK_gbg&s=19
Honestly a really cool feature
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>>867065
>>866883
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>>867056
Still an Australian in is all that matters.
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>>867058
if you solo queue to a 4man stack, if they report you all for com abuse you get global muted yeah
for matchmaking ban you need griefing reports, that often happens with the global mute
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>tfw didnt make it for the closed beta
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how hasn't RL died by liver cirrhosis yet
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSXAuyTD8qI

banger video
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>>867119
his accent cracks me up but no way Ill listen one hour this old boomer
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dsGcfkzfunc
lol
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i havent found a clear answer, the exact smokes that pros will throw in tournaments will work in cs2 mm right?
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>>867172
yes
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>>867174
oh nice
now remove the DOG flip and talon knives
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do i have to start playing again to get beta....

i dun wanna play csgo
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>>867176
>i dun wanna play csgo
then why do you want to play csgo with a new engine but only dust2
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comfy skadoodle stream
>>