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this player break has started
this thread is allowed as per >>82
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When will Liquid win something, it's been years
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>>788951
+jks
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>>788951
lulquid will never win anything as long as that eternal choker elige is still on it
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>>788951
Never
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Previous:
>>775025
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all you who denied m4a1s was overpowered: you were wrong, i was right.
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>>789078
You fucked it up dude.
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holy fucking shit bros reflections with riche "L" lewis
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feels like there's no fun transfers or shuffling this season
last year people stopped caring about retaining cores for the major and everyone shelled out to become a navi-killer. there was new vitality with the danes, new liquid with shox osee and nitr0, new g2 with m0nesy and aleksib, new faze with ropz, new big with krimbo and faven, new mouz with the academy guys and nbk, saffee to furia when vini left, etc.
now there's nothing. nip is dropping es3tag and getting an awper, c9 is maybe swapping interz for another shitter, astralis picked up a t3 entry, tsm's team would've leaked if it was happening or any good, and the rest is t2 memes like jerry's russian gambling squad
where's the crazy shit? when is vitality signing patsi, or navi scouting some random kazakh, or furia poaching hen1 back?
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>>788969
Didn't jks just win with GeeToo?
That dude ain't going anywhere for now.
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>>789628
really hoping he keeps it up and g2 become consistently good
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>>789633
Amazing how monesy can be THAT good at his age. Nigga must be running high on adderall and energy drinks.
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>>789519
>i will never say flusha cheated
fuck thorin
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>>788972
They won the grand slam with elige though.
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>>789633
Honestly was expecting a JKS MVP from the way he was playing. But Monesy really popped off.
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>>789679
makes sense
there is no tangible evidence that he cheated
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part 2 is up boys
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>ive ultimately failed at every goal i ever wanted to achieve for the industry ive given my adult life to
holy shit bros...
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why is richard lewis a doomer? he keeps hinting at suicide and its scaring me.
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>>790218
reddit lewis btfos amerimutts hard in this episode
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>>788972
wtf is this image
is cs the most lindy esport?
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>>790560
watch his esports award video especially the journalist section
>no wife no kids probably never will
not good for a man
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>>790807
sure i'll give it a watch
>no wife no kids probably never will
he's not an ugly man. im sure he can get a sexy wife. seems like maria was the wife he wanted but lost.
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>https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/42280-overdrive-they-say-rain-will-take-a-long-break-replaced-by-a-stand-in-from-russia
was kinda expecting this ever since baby announcement, but still end of an era :(
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>>791333
It's frozen time
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>>789610
this is what happens when the top 10 is so unstable, every team feels like they have a fighting chance so less teams are inclined to make changes when you've got many of them winning t1 tournaments
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https://www.youtube.com/@luckySkillFaker/videos
>csgo youtuber switches to valorant
>transitions
many such cases
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>>792415
>self-promoting on 4chan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV-__85gX9E
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So who is #1 on HLTV's rankings for 2022 and why is it me?
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>>792622
Tab back in NiKo
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apeks time
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>m0nesy has a 75% win rate over 4,500 faceit matches
>averages 29 kills
Brehs
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>>790560
To be fair, I’d also lose my marbles if I’d try to keep the scene clean from cheaters and matchfixers and community sends you death threats and get called a fag and whatnot. All that work was for nothing as matchfixing is a huge thing in t3 and even t2 cs. Plus the saudi deal for blast and esl
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Was 2015 Cloud9 the most /fit/ pro CS team?
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>>792897
yes and also the most adderall'd team
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>>792897
*blocks your path*
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>>792747
i know he knows, but really it must be said that dedicating your blood, sweat, and tears to the spineless losers and scummy opportunists that make up the gaming community is a really bad idea. The kind of people that become chronic gamers aren't the successful, well adjusted type so it's naive to expect them to have strong morals when they've already crumbled to the pressures of reality.

When the community you support is cool with the devs milking kids dry with exploitive lootboxes/extremely expensive skins, you shouldn't expect them to suddenly have standards and demand competitive integrity just because you release an article. Even when flusha was blatantly cheating, the community made memes and bet their skins on his games instead of demand admin to do literally anything. The fact that VAC has caught more pro cheaters than LAN admins says a lot about the state of the competitive cs. Surely he knew he was wasting his time with this scene years ago and recognized the same things I have.

I think I heard him say he was going to pivot to political commentary, which I think is a much better focus than gaming nonsense. While that space isn't perfect either, his journalism will be much more appreciated there. No one should slowly kill themselves trying to garner the admiration of losers.
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>>792415
you look beautiful anon. good for you.
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>>792948
fuck u
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>>792956
what did i do???
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>>792956
you are valid
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>>792731
In MM he would be banished to low trust factor and for that
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rip threat
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>>794068
Z
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>>794070
she z'd too close to the sun
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>>794068
take the 2d pill bros
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https://twitter.com/vENdettaCSGO/status/1596664365474021376
this would save csgo esports
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>>794144
also richard lewis' idea of money bonuses in clutch/1vX situations, to prevent JAME TIME
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csgo NEEDS a blast tokyo major
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>>794168
imagine the crowd
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>>794172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw_ixxQChHE
its possible to be good
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ynr japan cs
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>>794068
Could be tactical divorce like jeff bezos. Always be willing to fuck the system
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>>794203
what could have been...
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happy new years magog!
this is the year NACS will come back stronger than ever
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>>794367
listen man
it’s over
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baiters never win, winners never bait
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>>794367
Thanks for the laugh, anon.
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https://twitter.com/voocsgo/status/1609752782348881920?s=46&t=UIE_CSFBSNZ-eX8EmDFL-g
We’re all in agreement right
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>>794999
it's called a flashbang not a darkbang
darkmodefags should just invest in sunglasses if they're that sensitive
128 tick servers is verifiably a placebo, see 3kliksphillips video about it

the rest is good
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dont care what 3klikreddit says 128 tick servers are objectively better to play on, not to mention i should be able to replicate grenades from a valve sponsored event in official valve server and i cant
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>>795001
everyone knows 128 ticks is snake oil it's just annoying that you need to learn two different sets of lineups for faceit and mm
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>>794999
>elo/leaderboard
never gonna happen without real AC
>dark mode
https://github.com/dev7355608/csgo_dont_blind_me
>more map rotations
no, better maps. take vertigo out next major and the map pool is fine, swap one map every major or every other major after, can bring back in cache or whatever instead of all new ones
>quicker changes to maps
just buy more community maps that start good. anubis is pretty good, and they fixed the clipping pretty quick
>128 tick
fine, probably not gonna happen to keep the floor for old pcs low
>source 2
for sure happening this time, 2023, year of the source 2 desktop, for real
>m4 slots
fine
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>>795005
its not 2014 anymore pcs can handle it now
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What's even the point of having two rifles? Just pick one and remove the other from the game (or make it unplayable like the revolver and the CZ if they're scared of skin owners and case addicts suing them).
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>>794999
128 tick is literally never happening
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I'm surprised they didn't add 128 tick to their subscription thing to look at stats
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>>795012
how about in brazil, russia, third world markets valve want to break into?
>>795039
don't want to split the playerbase, maps are a necessary evil and you can queue more than one, because of smokes you would never be happy with a fallback to 64-tick to get a match
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>>795005
why do the devs hate the game?
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>>795143
i too, am a night mode user
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>>795143
i don't understand HLTV's thread deleting policy, it's so retarded.
few days ago elec's wife posted the story about separating, and every thread about it got deleted. today there is a 200+ replies thread about it with no problem whatsoever.

Jonathan E. should be stoned in public.
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>>795005
>https://github.com/dev7355608/csgo_dont_blind_me

not sure of everyone else, but this fucks with Adrenaline on my end. had to turn if off.
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KEK https://en.wikipedia.org//wiki/EKO_Cobra
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What's the point of doing a countdown when we all know S1mple is getting #1?
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>>788706
>csgo esports
cheats.
simple as.
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>>796044
>Below is an announcement schedule of the Top 20 players of 2022, which will be updated as the players are announced, so you can always check back here to see if you've missed any:
>1. To be announced on the HLTV Award Show
>2. To be announced on the HLTV Award Show
>3. To be announced on the HLTV Award Show
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>>796047
Yes we know
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>>796051
Gay awards shows i hate clout chasing retards. Can you believe they used to be 4chan for normies.
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>>796136
So 4chan?
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Why do EG keep getting invited to events?
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>>796357
EG is one of the orgs with the most money behind it.
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>>796363
Then how come they can't buy a good team?
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>>796367
They tried with their Dota 2 squad, now try and google when was the last time their squad actually won something meaningful.
It was almost 8 years ago.
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>>796357
>>796367
t. brainlet living in the past
once you buy 50 shit teams and multimillion dollar reserved spots in every extant closed qualifier, it's better than 1 good team that wins tournaments. you'll see the error of your ways around 2028
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>>796630
Well they seem to be finally dropping Cerq so you have 1 opportunity NA CS.
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Bulgarian cs just isn’t poppin at all
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bring back csgog
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>>796753
U OWE
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https://www.hltv.org/events/6967/1xbet-goat-league-2023
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how has some autist not collated the stats and figured out exactly who's left in the top 20?
they have all these little stats that narrow down the exact composition, and there's only like 40 possible players at absolute most (with a few certainties like s1mple, zywoo, sh1ro, niko, etc.) to check the permutations on
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>>797178
EZ BUSTER
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>>797178
>ANa
i'm ready
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cs is for faggots
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>>797411
so what?
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>>797411
Based.
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https://www.dust2.us/news/33001/woxic-open-to-na-offers
Hahahahaha
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>>797557
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https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/GOAT_League
https://www.twitch.tv/1xbet_esports_en

anyone watching this money laundering tournament??
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>>798221
>Prize Pool:
>$100,000 USD
>Maps
>Ancient• Anubis• Cache• Cobblestone• Dust II• Inferno• Mirage• Nuke• Overpass• Train• Tuscan• Vertigo
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>>798221
fuck no dude. i will never watch anything cs esport related ever again.
if it was up to me, they'd all be going to prison for a very long time.
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>the absolute state of astralul
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>>798453
Can’t wait to see what Richard Lewis has to say about this lel
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Cerq bros, I don't feel too good...
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>>798422
>i will never watch anything cs esport related ever again
>>788706
>csgo esports discussion
do you go into /diy/ homebrewing threads to wait for someone to post "anyone been making anything good recently?" and respond "no"
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FUCK AUTISTS WITH SOB STORIES
FUCK "FAIR PLAY"
FUCK HEROIC
FUCK MAD LIONS
FUCK VALVE
FUCK ETHICS
IT'S THE ERA OF THE DOG
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>>>/fit/69493229
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Imagine paying money for a videogame, and after that you still need to pay a monthly subscription to a third party service to get a mediocre matchmaking. The absolute fucking state of countersisters.
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not a new ip therefore you are cringe and obsessed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgn3Rk2FFp4
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twistzz deserved top 5
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if niko makes top 10, the hltv rankings are a legit sham. he was dogshit this whole year and if he does it's just a popularity contest
>>799618
idk about top 5, but i do know that twistzz is insane. the more i watch him the more i realize just how good he is.
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>>799919
>he was dogshit this whole year and if he does it's just a popularity contest
I don't even like him, but this is retarded
blamef got #12 in a team that did literally nothing all year and never played important matches, why would niko not make top 10 with these stats, a bunch of playoffs, evps and a t1 tournament win
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>>799941
wtf, i didn't know he was that high 1.20. yeah you prob right. desu i don't look at stats, i just watch a ton games and eyeball. to me it feels like choked a lot and didn't accomplish much this year. now that i think about it i'm pretty sure hltv rankings are heavily stats focused, so that prob explains why blamef is in top 20 even though i think he's trash and a huge baiter
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>>799999
>>800000
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>>>/v/623463212
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>>800088
he's right
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>instaresponse
Jesus I thought >>>/vm/ was ded
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>>800091
stars aligned. i was about to make a post then you posted.
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>>798877
this but unironically
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https://youtu.be/jlzJcDq-d1k
Based leetify with a real fragmovie
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>>800385
exposing cheaters nice
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>>800385
omg im in this video. no frickin way.
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https://twitter.com/zywoo/status/1611694253255573505?s=46&t=YYUiIyKT829Y6fWNYq2lNw
The goat
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>>800088
these people are retarded
all the team drama, players getting kicked, retards getting drunk and livestreaming, and you never hear anything about this?
someone like smooya or hunden would 1000% leak this if the teams were organizing it, and if they weren't, the players would get caught
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>>800424
>the goat
>not a single major final appearance
>not a single past quarters apperance
>goat
hahahahahahahahaha
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>>800444
And yet…. He’s still the best
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>>800466
I'm better.
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>>800480
niko, you will never be a major winner
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>>799083
Does she actually say "You little shit" or am I a dumb ESL? Do we have at least one equally based agent in cs?
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twitch.tv/s1mple

s0mpl0 streaming cobblekinostone
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>>800722
bring this fucking map back bros
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>>800722
Did he also play P2000 at Dubai?
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>>800424
>>800466
retard
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>>801538
I wonder if esports people ever get tired of lying a day before an announcement.
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>>801891
he probably didn't know, just thought it was his gf trying to start shit
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sOmplO streaming again
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https://www.dust2.us/news/33086/report-shakezullah-set-to-join-evil-geniuses
Lfg!!!
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>>802670
good for him but
>With the reported signing of Shakezullah, Evil Geniuses will have one of the largest support staffs in CS:GO history, with the team now boasting three coaches, a player manager, an analyst, and a director of athletics just on their main team
fucking lol
eg to buy every single NA player the moment they join esea open
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>>802670
https://youtu.be/jIcnQ3yAnQ8
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>>802676
fuck me if EG isn't some money laundering operation
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>>802676
how the fuck does this happen?
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>Official: headtr1ck joins NIP
no one commennted on this? maybe i'm out of the loop but isn't this a bit weird?
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>>802712
apparently the kid is that good so no one is surprised
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>>802676
How do you have all this and still be shit? Like I'd unironically rather someone like Grayhound or IHC had their spot in every league.
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Is stretched actually scientifically better than native or only placebo?
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>>802761
yes sorry for reddit answer
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>>802761
its all preference. stretched makes bodies bigger so easier to hit, but things are faster. some people like it some don't
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>>802712
got leaked like 2 weeks ago
nip's not swedish anymore, he was probably cheap and decent in tryouts
I don't think they're winning trophies any time soon, but at least it fixes the roles and makes more sense than rez awping
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My man headtrick just got overshadowed by monesy (once in a generation talent)
He'd be a good rookie any other year. He even started out as a rifler. Only picking up the awp because monesy left the academy team, all the while IGLing.
Once alexi kek gets exposed as washed we will enter the true headtrick era. The IGL awper from ukrainia.
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>>802774
>bigger hitboxes
just move closer to the screen
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>>802715
>>802786
>got leaked like 2 weeks ago
ah i see now, thanks
i remember something about Brollan wanting an all-Swedish (speaking) team, i guess he gave up on that seeing that there's no good Swedish talent around
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>nipl [probably] had to change his nickname to npl
how fucking cringe
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>>803251
Rpk bros…
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>>803037
It baffles me that na'vi didn't even try to use him and instead are doing this thing with sdy/npl.

>>803249
>i remember something about Brollan wanting an all-Swedish (speaking) team
I think part of that was also him not wanting to play with Smooya.
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>>802761
It was scientifically better in 1.6 because in GoldSrc your FOV is fixed in the horizontal direction, so no matter your resolution you could see the same distance left and right. Widescreen just cut off the top and bottom, meaning it really was worse than 4:3.
In Source the FOV is fixed vertically, so 4:3 has the sides cut off instead. My guess is that old players stuck with it out of habit and new ones are copying them.

Honestly surprised I've never seen anyone play 16:9 stretched on an ultrawide, that should let you keep the placebo advantages and still have a wider view.
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>>803445
>never seen anyone play 16:9 stretched on an ultrawide
you can bring a mouse and keyboard to a tournament, you can't bring an ultrawide monitor (and I think they're usually sponsored), so you practice with what you'll play on
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there exists an alternate timeline where m0nesy joined faze and had karrigan developing him this year
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>>803916
faze was very unlikely to kick broky though
there exists an alternate timeline where m0nesy joined liquid, which signed osee within a month of m0nesy joining g2
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>>803916
>>803938
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inspirational
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>>804596
Um someone ban this chud from the scene for problematic language?
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>>788706
https://www.hltv.org/news/35366/shox-links-up-with-smithzz-and-three-newcomers
Do they actually have a chance at qualifying for Paris? Of the 3 new guys, I only know day0s from the Zywoo pasta.
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>>804617
>smithzz
No.
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NAVI need boombl4 back. They will literally never ever win a major ever again with their team in eternal shambles due to role swapping and shit GL calls.
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>>804618
cmon bro
>SmithZz, in his segment during the presentation stream, said that he's not trying to relaunch a playing career to get out of retirement, but that he has been brought on to add extra experience in trying to form the three neophytes until things are stable and he can move into a more managerial role.
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>>804644
What experience?
How to suck Shox's cock?
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>>804645
who cares, the point is that he's not gonna be on the roster by the time they play the rmrs
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REAL CS IS BACK IN 1 (ONE) WEEK WITH BLAST SPRING GROUPS:
>HOW WILL DEV1CE (BOLSTERED BY THE DOG AND NEWCOMER "BUZZ") FARE AGAINST HIS OLD TEAMMATES, IN VITALITY VS ASTRALIS?
IS BLAD3 RETARDED OR A GOOD JUDGE OF TALENT, AS NAVI JR ALUMNI HEADTR1CK AND NPL FACE OFF IN NIP VS NAVI?
>ARE LIQUID AND G2 ACTUALLY GOOD, OR WAS EVERYONE ELSE TIRED AT THE END OF THE SEASON?
WILL FAZE COME BACK RENEWED AND READY TO WIN THE GRAND SLAM AT KATO, OR IS IT OVER?
>WILL FAVEN MISS ANOTHER EVENT DUE TO MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS, RESULTING IN YET ANOTHER MEDIOCRE PLACING FOR BIG? OR WILL HE ATTEND, LEADING TO YET ANOTHER MEDIOCRE PLACING FOR BIG?
WHICH OF EG'S 300 PLAYERS WILL BE THEIR AWPER IN THEIR CAMPAIGN TO LOSE EVERY BO3?
>WILL EG BE FORCED TO SELL THEIR SLOT FOR PLACING LAST AT EVERY BLAST GROUPS FOR 2 YEARS RUNNING?
HOW MANY CURRENT COMPLEXITY PLAYERS WOULD YOU NEED TO CUT BEFORE THE TEAM STOOD ANY CHANCE AT WINNING AN EVENT THAT WASN'T AN ESEA CASH CUP? TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS?
>WILL CADIAN FINALLY SNAP AND KILL SOMEONE OR SODOMIZE STAVN ON STAGE IN THE THROES OF PASSION?
ALL THIS AND MORE, STARTING NEXT THURSDAY, JANUARY 19TH
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niko top 5? ngl I don't think he deserves it. this year broky > niko
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>>803938
no yeah ofc I know, I like broky a lot and it was just a thought. karrigan is bar none when it comes utilizing players/potential so it was like a "what if"
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>>804731
>broky > niko
this year niko had a 1.29 impact rating against top 20 teams, 1.28 against top 10
broky had a 1.04 against top 20 and top 10
refer to >>799941 for 3000 other stats where he outdid everyone but s1mple and zywoo, without using an awp. it's not a blamef situation where they weren't playoff matches either
look at all the stats at the bottom where he's only elite in absolute stats, the reason broky's this high on the list is because faze did so well as a team and had deep tournament runs (for example, when you normalize his #1 clutches by maps played, he's behind zywoo, s1mple, sh1ro, etc.)
niko choked some big games, but he was the reason his team made it there in the first place
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When are they going fix Ancient A site halving your frame rate?
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Zywoo bros?..
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>>805173
>f0rest
Na'vi?
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>>804674
>WILL EG BE FORCED TO SELL THEIR SLOT FOR PLACING LAST AT EVERY BLAST GROUPS FOR 2 YEARS RUNNING?
Considering that Astralis lost to fucking Jackz's French team you could also ask this as well if they do badly.
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>>804641
Rn boombl4 is in shambles too. Literally his last public statement was he'd be rapping part time in Berlin while playing CSGO.
Though I agree that Na'vi should bury the hatchet for karma points.
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VALOKEKS BTFO
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Any malders
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>>805293
cowards
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>>805293
YES BROKY #1 AWPER NA WE WON ANOTHER MAJOR LETS GOOOOO
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>>805293
holy shit ropz is SMUG
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>>805288
seriously though, why would anyone still be using windows 7?
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>>805278
>you could also ask this as well if they do badly
I want astralis to fail, but these are worlds apart
they haven't won a game (bo1 or bo3) since ethan was on the team two years ago
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>>805416
EG are so much sadder than the end of the VP line up, they at least could still win a match sometimes.
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eg are a fucking joke. idk if they're even trying as an org. honestly, idk if any na org except liquid are even trying
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For me, it's EmmaEllingsen
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>2023 AD
>4-stacks still legal
does Valve have anyone at all working on this game? are they even aware of its existence?
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https://www.hltv.org/news/35363/godsent-announce-new-roster
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2501302/joelxd
as teams pick up younger aimstars, buyouts go from paying the teams of established players, to the owners of their academy rosters, to paying off the $130k some zoomer lost by scamming skins and gambling them away
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Top 3 aren't surprising.
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should i take the train downtown to space arena to try to get a photo with s1mple?
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>>807006
no he's a fag basically
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>>790560
Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.
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>>795214
>few days ago elec's wife posted the story about separating
tldr / article please?
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twitch.tv/hltvorg

hltv awards show
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yo karrigan is looking NICE
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wow... pasty nerds trying their best not to shart themselves live... riveting....
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>blade going off with the SLAVA UKRAINI narrative
please stop
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>>807054
u can taste the fear in their eyes as they look upon the crowd
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https://twitter.com/franzjx/status/1614329728302780416?s=46&t=cH_fYLLJBFfpYlPNXhjPpg
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snax got that powerlifter body and face
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>>807074
big dogs gotta eat
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PIGEH
I
G
E
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did g2 not have a better place to film their thanks?
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magoggers?
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>>807116
who?
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I hate swedish accent so much its unreal
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based ANa
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s0mpl0 won again
zyw00 #2
sh0r0 #3
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>>807137
what a surprise
will be fun to see what happens next year though, now that s0mple is in perpetual tilt mode
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>>807116
who the fuck are those americhinkchonks
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I hate tranny olga so much it's unreal. And all these stupid femoids who refuse to comment on the situation because it will get them fired.

I hope Olga rapes one of them.
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>>807190
why
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>>807227
>elige above naf
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>>807239
elige had 1.12 impact this year, naf had 0.92
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Janko Paunovic
@YNk
·
4h
ropz > Ax1Le last year for me, despite what the stats say, played in way more big games and was impactful for the majority of them
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>>807263
He’s …. Right
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>>807190
Why
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>>807190
who the fuck is olga
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>>807472
Number 1 female (male) player
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https://www.hltv.org/matches/2361118/eg-black-vs-strife-fl0m-cup-2023
imagine telling someone in 2020 that junior, stanislaw, rush, and one of NA's most promising new talents would be in an academy team getting 2-0'd by world #105 Strife Gaming
what a fuckin world
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>>807604
Why does EG have so many teams which can't win?
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>>807625
money laundering
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>>807727
Shut up, you have no idea what that means
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>>807734
t. eg ceo
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>>807727
>money laundering
true and real
cs is a pathetic trash shitshow of cheaters and grifters.
stop giving these scammers your attention and they might go away.
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>>807131
is that a troon?
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How do you recover Trust Factor? It feels like the more I play the worse it gets.
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>>808077
just stop playing this dog shit game and watch the finals of tournaments
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s1mple chads we dabbin again
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not my goat
zywoo #1
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I'm putting together a team...
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>>808077
You can't. They ruined the game with that shit. Stop playing
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>>808048
you've been mindbroken
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>wiz promoted to Evil Geniuses
undeadbros, we're in
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>project N
what does the N in shox' new team mean?
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>>808640
No chance au paris major
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>>808640
>>808652
Samefag
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>>808666
if I made a fake setup for a joke, it would've been a funnier one
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\_ounging
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https://www.dust2.us/news/32926/egs-year-in-review
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>>808891
What exactly is the end goal of having a 15 man roster?
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>>808962
it's supposed to be an academy team on steroids. you can develop a bunch of players, move them around teams as some become stronger, have them practice against each other to develop without leaking strats, and develop players for the main team without paying exorbitant buyouts
the problem is that NA doesn't have the talents to recruit or the domestic events to train them, so it amounts to a real EG that plays the first 2 games of each partner event before bombing out, EG shitcademy which goes nowhere in ESEA, and EG paycheck which played: 1 pinnacle cup, 1 shit dreamhack, 1 fragadelphia, a qualifier for blast showdown, and the new CCT meme last year, for a sum total of 49 maps over 20 bo3s and 4 bo1s
oh, and EG's main team is the youngest of the 3
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>>808886
riz
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>>808182
Flusha is completely bald now…
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>hltv stands for half life tv
>exclusively about pro csgo
No, the fact that half life has had a single game in more than a decade and pro half life dm scene is deader than dead is not an excuse.
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>>809016
kinda doesn't work when one of the two teams plays like 15 BO3s per year and the other one doesn't get to practice in Europe for the WePlay Academy League and instead plays against NA bots all year long
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>>809582
I feel like I'm having a stroke
>>809582
>kinda doesn't work
>>809016
>the problem is
>>809582
>when one of the two teams plays like 15 BO3s per year
>>809016
>last year, for a sum total of 49 maps over 20 bo3s
>>809582
>and the other one doesn't get to practice in Europe for the WePlay Academy League and instead plays against NA bots all year long
>>809016
>NA doesn't have [...] the domestic events to train them
>>809016
>EG shitcademy which goes nowhere in ESEA
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>>809028
czech my spray transfer, gamer
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>>809028
>>809656
also clutched the round right after that
post YOUR sick frags mgagog
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why did valorant kill cs? based on my mm games, it seems like only austists and old drug addicts with raspy voices still play this game.
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>>809656
>>809660
a gold nova proud of his skill. good job fgt now kys.

>>809926
csgo has been dead for 8+ years. why are you still playing that trash?
there are two kinds of people who still play the game.
unfathomable retards and cheaters.
which one are you? im pretty sure you dont cheat, so that answers that question.
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>>810009
>csgo has been dead for 8+ years.
why exaggerate? c9 won the eleague major only 5 years ago. that was arguably the height of cs.

why you here anyways if you dont play the game?
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CS:GO is almost at it's peak popularity and trending up. Meanwhile everything is saying CS:GO is dead and in terms out of "community" (streamers, content creators) it is actually pretty dead in comparison to Valorant.
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>>810031
because i have more experience than you and you need to know that all the pros are dirty cheaters. always have been.
>c9 won the eleague major only 5 years ago
cheaters won a major, wow this is the height of csgo. are you fucking serious rn? you do realize that no legit team has ever participated in any major ever, right?
its one big scam to make money off of you and the rest of the playerbase.
let it die already.

valorant was pretty cool when it first came out, but the very moment the first pros started cheating there, i was done. never uninstalled anything so fast. hiko was one of the first to start cheating hard in valorant and it was super obvious.
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Oh it's another schizo.
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>>810116
you know nothing.
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>>810009
>csgo has been dead for 8+ years. why are you still playing that trash
>>810097
>i have more experience than you
>>810124
>you know nothing
this is mental illness
if you think the game was never alive and all cheaters, why are you lurking dead 4chan boards EIGHT YEARS LATER to tell people about how it's a scam
I feel like you could just rationalize it as being entertainment the same way WWE is, if that's what it takes to get a life
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>>810169
>this is mental illness
pls kill yourself idiot.
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>>810169
tempting, but I think I'll watch some cs and talk about it in the cs thread
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>>810183
>>810176
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>>810085
How many are actually playing the game instead of gambling?
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>>810085
You gotta normalize it against total steam usersbase growth.
Rookie mistake
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>>810097
why do you think all the pros are cheating despite a strong anti-cheat, despite all the lan admins around them when they play, and despite that extremely few pros have been caught cheating? it makes no sense.
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>>810331
there are so many clips of flusha undeniably cheating on lan. do you think they would've done anything about it? no.
and flusha is not even the only one. there are tons and tons of undeniable cheat clips of pretty much every pro out there.
look if you we are active in the scene at that time (2012 to 2016ish) you would've known that each and everyone of them cheat.
i played against most european teams at the time and it was extremely obvious. and its not just one player out of five who cheats. thats the point. it is each and every one of them. you can make it much more legit over the course of a match when all players cheat.
all of a sudden, one guy steps up, he gets 3K or even 4K, wow the rounds almost over. lmao there are so many fishy things you can do.

counter-strike has the biggest cheater community of all online multiplayer games, i can guarantee you that.

i can tell you stories of back in the day how people used to cheat on LAN. there are so many different ways of doing it.
there are interviews with private cheat developers who admit themselves that they develop cheats for professional use on LAN.
these people have contracts with the teams and they split the winnings. this shit never fucking stops.
there's a chart out there that shows you which companies own which teams. not surprisingly, that same company organizes events like DREAMHACK.

it's one big clusterfuck of scam after scam to make you think there are actual STAR PLAYERS you could never beat in order to get more money from you.
tl;dr all pros cheat, watch danm youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@DanMcheatinvestigator/videos
i dont always agree with what he says but hes got a ton of clips + commentary and he knows whats going down
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>>810331
he compares it to professional cycling and the tour de france where doping was an open secret. everybody knew it but nobody talked about it and that is probably the most accurate comparison you will ever get.

https://youtu.be/txX6Eu61FZE?t=148
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ignore /v/edditor ramblings

Monte looks like an interesting tier 2 project if only they'd kick fucking woro
Boros is a very talented dude, i hope he doesn't end up like another Issaa
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>>810367
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>>810031
the stockholm major had more than twice the viewership than the boston major final

hell, IEM cologne and katowice 2022 had a high viewership than every other major bar antwerp and stockholm. even the Rio final was more viewed than C9-Faze. Height of CS my ass
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>>810366
>>810360
sure flusha was cheating, but that doesn't mean that all of them cheated. in the video, you have a ton of pros complaining about flusha cheating, suggesting they aren't cheating themselves. after all, why would they complain if they can turn on their cheats too?

but okay, even if we assume they all cheated in the past, rn there are very few clips coming out for anyone. coaches and players that have been caught cheating in investigations have been banned, suggesting TOs aren't working with these teams. And really, why would TOs work with cheaters when having a scene full of cheaters does nothing to benefit them?

imo your theories aren't lining up.
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>>810376
how long have you been playing cs?
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>>810376
and how many hours?
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>>810375
call me prejudice, but i dont consider brazilians, russians, chinese, and betters to really be a healthy part of the scene. their viewership only harms cs. without NA, the culture is practically lost.

>>810378
2013, 3k hours
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>>810381
fucking lmao. if you havent caught on after 900 hours you never will.

i got 1770 hours on my main clean and 3500 on a single alt where i cheated non stop.
VAC caught me eventually because i was using a 50$ cheat that was being used by hundreds of other players.

now imagine what you can do with a 10k cheat, and yes high end cheats actually sell for that much.
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>>810386
so dont have any proof. you're just projecting since you're a cheater.
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>>810390
dude you are a literal retard if you've really been playing since 2013 and haven't caught on.
kill yourself for the sake of humanity.
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>>810386
you're an admitted cheater, why should anyone listen to what you have to say
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>>810409
i provided you with enough resources to come to your own conclusion and you're quite obviously a very challenged person.
i'm sorry for you.
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>>810392
i know the game has cheaters like you. doesn't mean everybody is cheating. like i said, if the pro scene was full of cheaters, why would they be complaining about flusha cheating? why are there almost no clips being circulated like back then?
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>>810411
I'm not that guy as you should know since there are two responses to your post
but I guess you can't expect too much from an honorless cheater
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>>810386
>3500 on a single alt where i cheated non stop
are you fucking retarded lmao
why would you play a game where you cheated for three thousand five hundred hours
you worked 87 weeks, or 1.68 YEARS of 8 hour shifts in a glorified single player game where you weren't better than your opposition
>players are wanded down with metal detectors before playing on stage
>players' phones are placed in faraday cages during matches
>players regularly lose their gear before events and play with replacement from fans or stores (e.g. IHC, which beat and eliminated 00nation in brazil, if there was ever anywhere with crooked locals or admins who would've preferred a different result)
>players give away gear to fans in the crowd after games (e.g. s1mple after a major final he went +31, if there was ever a player who would've been questionable)
how does the cheating work?
how many teams have done well in t1 tournaments over the years, there's gotta be close to a thousand people including staff, and not a single one has been disgruntled and let it slip, not even some friend they told? no retard like stewie2k or moe or konfig? with all the drama and poorly run teams, everyone sticks to this one thing? you say this is happening with the support of companies like dreamhack, none of the underpaid admins or referees would make some noise publicly about it, with no future gaming career to worry about? are they afraid of the esl mafia coming to their house and killing them?
biking doping worked because dodgy players would literally hide from the random drug testers, you can't dodge an anticheat on your computer. until recently faceit was a distinct entity from the tournaments it provided kernel-level anticheat to, and had an incentive if anything to see them fail as it ran its own tournaments. no one ever had dropoffs going between TOs with differing favoritism? no low-tier sacrificial team noticed the AC being off?
congrats on the vac ban, get a new hobby
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>>810381
>without NA, the culture is practically lost.
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>>810575
we both know its true.
without na, it's just humorless, agreeable europeans and brazilians. that's why in every esport, na personalities always garner the most attention and get the biggest sponsors. europeans are too boring.
since the na scene went to valorant, now brazilians dominate the cs culture since europeans can't fill our shoes. yall dry.
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>>810589
Right what would we do without amazing personalities like Naf?
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blast tomorrow!
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>>810813
>>804674
good to have real cs back
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https://www.hltv.org/matches/2361191/astralis-talent-vs-los-kogutos-european-pro-league-season-5
one last ride
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what was this semon demons name again
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Kek blast faze clown fiesta going on rn
>list olof as sub as a default value everywhere
>actually need a sub
>ask blast about changing sub to konfig
>blast agree
>prac with konfig for 5 days
>konfig was also listed as sub for heroic
>technically against blast rules
>teams complain
>blast rejects konfig as a sub
>back to olof
>streaming csgo with retirement home crew
>wasn't even aware he was listed as a sub
>nobody told him
>doesn't want to play
Now faze players are crying on twitter trying to blame blast. Still no sub. Everyone else laughing.
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>>810381
>without NA, the culture is practically lost

what culture is this? matchfixing, whining on social media, being drama queens and streaming other games while you're being paid 40k dollars per month to play CS?
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>>810589
fancy way to see that americans and NA in general are the laughing stock of every sport they're in
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I fucking hate Faze so much. Hope all of them die in a school shooting except for based rain
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k0nfig really can't catch a break for fucks sake
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Fuck blast faze up
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blast is right to enforce the rules, faze are cretins and deserve every bit of it for trying to weasel their way around
k0nfig is an unfortunate casualty
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>Fuck blast faze up
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>going -1 in your first game against t1 cs
ouch
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https://twitter.com/StrikerHLTVorg/status/1616030292937957385?s=20
>FaZe missed the 3-week deadline to register a sub
b-but fazeniggers on plebbit said that the blame is only on blast.
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>>811278
LMAO
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>euroniggers laughing at a kid because he is nervous in his first t1 LAN
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>>811273
only -1?
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>>811281
-1 kills
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wiz 5 kills!!
not even lowest on his team
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PEEGEE
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>jobbi
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>j0bbi
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n
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ig
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Devvebros?...
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>>811353
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Based EG got a map holy shit
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>>811354
is this why he's playing cs again? I remember he was getting a lot of viewers in early valorant days along with wardell but they're now have low viewers
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>>811354
laski deserves better
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es3tagbros..we're not done yet!
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>cadian
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eg bros it's happening
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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what a blunder

why did they do that?
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>>811390
to dab shitroic TWICE
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uuuuuhh... eg...... won...?
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NA IS BACK
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DOUBTERS?
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jabbi bros... we got too cocky
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maniac has to talk to someone in production about their choice of angles
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>>811400
es ist vorbei
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>>811400
>maniac is only 24 and norwoodcel
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N
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IG
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GER
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kino incoming mark my words
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To infinity and beyond
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>>811416
>happened round 1
wew
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https://www.hltv.org/news/35413/blast-acknowledges-miscommunication-in-faze-replacement-situation
APLOGIZE BLAST DEFNDERS FAZE UP
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i feel naked when i wear a sweater without a hoodie
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Oh nononono devve bros, I thought he would come back stronger.
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>>811407
Mathieu "Maniac" Quiquerez (born June 29, 1990)
what is 23+10
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EG won? wtf heroic?!?!
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You now remember that Rush and Stanislaw are still playing professionaly
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>leave the team whose system hard carried your overrated ass to all of your trophies
>achieve nothing of value in your new team
>throw a bitch fit
>fade into irrelevancy
>meanwhile your nemesis finally breaks his dry spell and starts collecting trophies and awards (including the biggest one there is)
>try to forced yourself back into relevancy
>still accomplish nothing but get exposed as a farmer
device truly is the penaldo of csgo
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blamef is so dog piss lmao
how do you get to this level being unable to headshot
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gg ez
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T WE PLAY AGAINST APEKS AND ECSTATIC EVERY WEEK IT'S NOT FAIR
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https://twitter.com/gamerdoc_/status/1616130871794319360?s=46&t=ybK3wVifjp0qOffIxqBH1w
EG staff really pretending they didn’t just get a fluke win
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>>811603
she's right you know
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they won't let /ourguy/ k0nfig play...
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>>811603
I want to violently beat her face with a crowbar and I'm an EG fan
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>>811603
How can you complain about people being biased while being biased yourself?
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>>811603
I didnt think I would ever say that but
based pimp
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>>811603
why is every space in american esports (and everything else related to the internet, for that matter) dominated by strange people in general?
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>heroic v astralis in 2 days
S O V L
hope they breakdown the dividers and fistfight at halftime
>>811603
>we clawed our way back from 217th int he world
lmao this is the dumb bitch who was arguing with kassad
they were 217th because they didn't play a single map for 4 months and then cut half their team. that lineup was #35 in the world when they stopped playing matches, and they're currently #32. both of those ratings are charity, as they're given something like 30 matches a year against top tier teams, and if they fluke some wins against anyone they get a massive ranking boost. to pretend they're overcoming the odds and discrimination is beyond retarded. if this team was in the shoes of extremum or any other unpartnered org, you would never hear their names again
they were able to squeak out a win against heroic in their first game of the season with two 16-14 maps, one of which heroic likely had 0 prep on, because they last played it 3 months ago in the NA rmr. not exactly the blueprint for sustainable success against top-tier teams
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>want to use bolt gun
>know I'm basically griefing in damnation if I don't take god tier rng flamethrower the emperor gifted me

Its not fair bros...
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>>811860
Just use an AWP bro.
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>>811860
fukin lol
baited
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>>811390
why's e done that?
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Why does CSGO only let me play 2 winning matches per 24hrs during placement. This is gay. I play my 2 matches and then go play CS 1.6.
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>>811934
you can win as many matches as you want actually
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>>811935
Not while you're in placement. I'm on cooldown. This equals a minimum of 24*4=96 hours for an unranked player (even if that new player technically has a 10 year badge+prime) to be able to play competitive MM unrestricted.
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>>811836
wait I figured it out
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broky eating too good, he got fat
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>>812153
He knows
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>EG win
>TL lose
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wait what
how the fuck did Heroic lose to EG
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pricetag bros we won
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can the big boys do it
>>812297
wiz
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>peepoo
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>>812310
Aq*a could never
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>>812338
ofc she couldn't she's fucking useless
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>>811836
why are americans like this
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>>812513
>navi 5am
fuck me
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>>812752
desu I just open the vod later without looking at hltv
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>>812764
same for games i wanna watch
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God looking at Simples face.
I need to get back into the gym.
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thoughts?
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heatrick is raping them on mirage
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nplbros we finally woke up
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>>811532
>meanwhile your nemesis finally breaks his dry spell and starts collecting trophies and awards (including the biggest one there is)
Who?
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>>813014
we fell asleep again
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>>811603
>WE SHOWED UP!!! (in the banana cup #357 where losing does not matter at all against a team that no one seriously thinks is the actual best team in the world
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>p1mple
>z1t
>acnetronic

Why do slavs refuse to visit dermatologists, even when they're rich?
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>>813041
s1mple/messi
People who called device/penaldo the GOAT a few years ago got BTFO desu
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>zywoo and spinx both fragging
it's over
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>>813063
no one seriously said device is the GOAT except Astralis fanboys
Ronaldo won 5 Ballon d'Ors, device only got to runner-up one time in his career
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EG looking fairly decent all things considered, they could've gotten an extra T side round or two if not for some sloppy mistakes
Also Spinx is massively fraudulent, this kike can't do anything without a cheeky off-angle to abuse
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https://twitter.com/FlaymakerEUW/status/1610943944304594944
bros? what's wrong with s1mple?
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>lets get some burgers

lmao
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>>813080
25 years old btw
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Yikes
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EG getting cleaned up like a tier 3 team
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EG is such a shit team holy shit
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>>813123
they are a tier 3 team.
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imagine playing MM or FaceIT with apex every day
literally kino
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WHAT DEV1CE IS BACK????
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Buzzys in chat?
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is this a form of hazing or what
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Cadian for fuck's sake get it together
You're making fraudvice look good
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Okay device
We get it. Calm down buddy.
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ummmm device haters...
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They actually found one more piece of the puzzle in buzz. Now all they need is bench xypex and promote an academy kid
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>>813216
*gets owned by xi wu*
Yes?
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>>813222
device has power of friendship
Solo carries will never understand
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>>813225
Yeah I bet Emilia Hult gave him the power of friendship alright
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>>813123
Eeeeh-Geee fucking eencompetent orrrganaizaytion. Dey need good tcheneral managerr wiz plan for futchure (like me). Let me give football analogy
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i just hate this fucking jonty faggot so much
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CADIAN BROS
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what a round lmao
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>gaydian
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>>813232
LMAO
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>asstralis
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>>813216
lol
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This Buzz kid is fucking dogshit
Dude wants to play like Yekindar whilst having a tenth of the aim
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>>813342
Yeah when astralis dumps him for someone actually decent they will be a top 3 team again.
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>>813236
who?
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>>813376
I've been hearing this excuse for 3 years now
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buzz is an experiment. trust the plan.
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EG is so fucking bad.
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>>813342
He gets hyped up after one pistol round ace and then revealed as mediocre.
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>>813741
>tfw when you see it
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>>813544
you are silver 1
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>>813741
>>813944
see what?
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Feeling good OG sisters
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>>813961
the HWD whore
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>>814019
theres a woman in the picture guys. such wow.
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pricetag bros?
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WHO
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Well that was a toggle
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Nutty 2deag
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>>814058
every pro cheats
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>>814066
i'm so ready for the massive MAGOG report to come out with all the proof of pros cheating
any day now
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>>814069
what are you talking about retard
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>>814076
the proof of cheating pros
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>>814077
its been proven over and over again. not my fault that you are living behind the moon.
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>>814079
>its been proven over and over again
sure it has
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>>814080
t. literal retard
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>>814082
we all believe you bro
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>>814080
its like proof for aliens. we've known for decades that they're real but the retarded subhumans among us had to wait for the pentagon to tell them.
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>>814066
>>814069
>>814076
>>814077
>>814079
>>814080
>>814082
>>814084
>>814085
Samefag
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>>814085
>>814086
just post the proof man, it's not hard
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>>814087
>it's not hard
yes, its probably the easiest thing in the world and yet you still dont know.
what does that say about you?
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>>814089
>its probably the easiest thing in the world
yet you can't do it?
sad
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>>814090
no matter what video i post, you retards will always find a reason not to believe it. you are subhuman trash. get used to it.
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>>814091
>no matter what video i post
you haven't posted any video
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>>814092
here it is
https://youtu.be/txX6Eu61FZE
for the 2nd time
braindead cs players wont care though
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>>814093
why is there no audio lol
and valve banned him for this, they did an investigation and everything
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>>814094
>why is there no audio lol
i cant even
>and valve banned him for this
if you werent a braindead retard, you would dig a little and find more and more proof and most of these people never got banned even though they are just as guilty
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>>814097
>most of these people never got banned even though they are just as guilty
no they do, valve bans cheaters after the do their investigations and find all the evidence
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>>814098
why am i wasting my time on subhuman trash like you?
you know, i used to be just like you but then i started to see.
competitive cs is a scam.

this will be my last post. just turn on your brain already and stop believing everything they tell you.
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>>814100
idk why you think cheating is allowed in the game, it's clearly not and players get banned for it constantly.
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>>814100
are you back again?
you forgot to respond to my post
>>810558
>players are wanded down with metal detectors before playing on stage
>players' phones are placed in faraday cages during matches
>players regularly lose their gear before events and play with replacement from fans or stores (e.g. IHC, which beat and eliminated 00nation in brazil, if there was ever anywhere with crooked locals or admins who would've preferred a different result)
>players give away gear to fans in the crowd after games (e.g. s1mple after a major final he went +31, if there was ever a player who would've been questionable)
how does the cheating work?
how many teams have done well in t1 tournaments over the years, there's gotta be close to a thousand people including staff, and not a single one has been disgruntled and let it slip, not even some friend they told? no retard like stewie2k or moe or konfig? with all the drama and poorly run teams, everyone sticks to this one thing? you say this is happening with the support of companies like dreamhack, none of the underpaid admins or referees would make some noise publicly about it, with no future gaming career to worry about? are they afraid of the esl mafia coming to their house and killing them?
biking doping worked because dodgy players would literally hide from the random drug testers, you can't dodge an anticheat on your computer. until recently faceit was a distinct entity from the tournaments it provided kernel-level anticheat to, and had an incentive if anything to see them fail as it ran its own tournaments. no one ever had dropoffs going between TOs with differing favoritism? no low-tier sacrificial team noticed the AC being off?
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I hate redditors so much, please for the love of god stay in your containment forum r/vacsucks
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Damn…I guess you really CAN stop the flop…
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>>814107
for real, you'd think they'd know [of all internet forums] that you need proof of your claims
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How is cheating real if the games are played in VAC protected servers?
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>>814119
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LMFAO
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Four fucking forcebuys lmao
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>>813741
>hunden
>gla1ve
>kjaerbye
>cadian (?)

who are the rest? t. zoomer
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>>814379
Tenzki on far left
AcilioN behind hunden
dunno who the one behind glaive and his gf is tho
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>>814405
>glaive and his gf
have some respect for juliebabz, who set gla1ve's career back like 3 years
https://www.hltv.org/news/13817/gla1ve-handed-gdk-ban-and-fine
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>>814435
soulful drama
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>almost 1k russians watching esea winter cash cup NA
stay away from gambling, kids
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>>814516
>n0k0
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the more I watch faze games, the more I come to think twistzz was legit robbed (#11). this na dude is actually a monster, legit perhaps the best rifler currently
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>>814568
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>>814568
god dammit
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s0mple gonna rage again
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based niko
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When the fuck will Navi understand that eletronic is not and will never be a real IGL? That was one of the saddest, most uncreative and uncoordinated T sides I have ever seen. No trades, no mix-ups, just full defaulting and letting Niko pick them off outside every round, and 2 of their 3 rounds came from s1mple carrying. Not to mention that before he got burdened with IGL duties electronic was a top 10 player, now he's nowhere even close.
Then there's the fact that their academy team let their actual good prospects go (monesy, headtrick) and they promoted guy called fucking nipple. Abhorrent management.
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>>814568
asian heccu
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21st May, Accor Arena, France
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>>814837
he finna find new ways to choke
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choke two is gonna lose the series arent they
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unpopular opinion:
Jks' value is extremely inflated because of his short stint during Faze's peak where any player could've filled in for rain's slot (the most replaceable faze player) and they still would've won that tournament with anyone other than jks.
Jks himself is just an ok tier 1-ish anchor capable of performing in top 20 teams, but nothing special. Now he will continue to get second chances until the end of his career, like getting picked up by g2, but we can already see he's the least important player here.
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>>814910
and yet hes also the most based player there
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s0mple outplayed AND dabbed on
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niko actually in mog mode holy shit
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GODko
GODwoo
s1mple
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>>813128
we'll see tomorrow if it was a fluke or not
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wtf was that when brollan was spamming the planter?
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Why does everyone call syrson an onliner
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>>814973
cuz he struggles to get his aimbot onto lan PC
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krimbo is my spirit animal (losing B and having 4 frags)
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>>814977
.....
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>>815003
me on the right casting spells
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i'm so sick of watching mirage
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>>815022
i wanna see an anubis
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>>815005
Thought this was the osrs thread when you said that
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>>815022
Pro CS needs a dramatic map shake up. I'd love to see Inferno and Mirage swapped out soon.
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>>815026
based and gnome pilled
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1HP is all u need
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no but really why is s1mple so bloated
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>>815054
don't body shame
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>>814910
You can't separate the vibes he brings from his in game performance. He's a quiet guy and niko and monesy seems to want quietness around them.
It's unvoidable that hooxi has to be loud. Hunter on the other hand looks like he's stopping himself from cadian level chimpouts all the time to get with vibes.
Even the new coach is chill and doesn't act like a hooligan (gob B)
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>>814977
me on 6 kills right now being a useless piece of shit
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>>815054
Probably stress eating and drinking since the war.
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>>815044
Based
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>>814772
>>814795
>>814905
>>814928
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>>814910
>unpopular opinion
>we
gb2r
>Jks himself is just an ok tier 1-ish anchor capable of performing in top 20 teams
he's a good low-ego player who takes up no space on a team with 3 stars and doesn't collapse against top teams. who would you put in his place and see the team significantly improve, maybe naf if people are willing to give up t side space? he has basically the same stats as perfecto over the last 6 months, just better against top tier opponents and marginally worse against lower tier ones, with the same number of clutches in less maps
it doesn't matter either way, he's almost 28, what are the upcoming unfair chances that he's gonna get? he'll do a stint in g2 until the team breaks up, then probably play in an australian meme team
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>>814973
[left as an exercise for the reader]
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this is a game for cucks
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not a new ip therefore you are cringe and obsessed
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>>815181
>-0.12 difference vs top 10 opponents
KWAOB
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>>815263
>Keeping track of IPs
QED
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>>814821
wtf how'd you know she has autism from a single still image
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>>815454
No offense but I just cannot picture this guy having sex with a woman I'm sorry
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>>815458
thats perfectly understandable, monesy has a lot of sex but not with women
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Try and refute this.
(pro tip: you can't)
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>>815468
It's wrong because Inferno is the best map
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>>815468
hellooo reddit
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>>815468
based
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>>815507
Inferno and Nuke aren’t comparable because they are so unique they’re almost their own game. Same with Vertigo. The rest are just Dust II except worse (except for Mirage which is Dust II but better).

Ancient is fucking abysmal. I cannot believe it’s allowed in competitive play.
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>>815468
what's it based on?
balance?
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>>815652
my dick Xd
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hext stfu retarded fag
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wtf why is EG so good against heroic
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NOT A FLUKE
EG GOATED
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Bruh my bunghole is winking like a Cyclops in the rain right now..

also go EG
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i say this everytime but i missed studio LANs. i just love the shouting across that is not possible online or in arenas
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does anyone have that webm of a compilation of csgo pros ducking irl or swaying their head when they get shot in-game, it started with a caption saying 'caught duckin'
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>cadian slowly turning into an unironic tweaker
k i n o
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hext why so quiet?
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is thorin retarded?

>says this is currently the worst mappool in CS history
>says that 2015 or so had the best one, because of having puggy, t-sided maps
>meanwhile we anubis replaced dust 2, which was a much more stale and ct sided map

doesn't this make the previous mappool worse by default?
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>>815181
>0.99 vs 1.10 vs top 5 opponents
>1.00 vs 1.12 vs top 10

yikes!
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>>815468
>nigger2 on S tier

you have to go back slav(e)shit
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>>815687
>using your finite time on this earth to give actual thought to the posts vomited out by this vermin
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>>815687
yes and at the same time exaggerating his retardation for (you)'s
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nice pick
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Cam on EG
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things are back to normal
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threadly reminder that yekindar passed g2 for this
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eg are still a meme team
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status of the EG cheerleader?
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i believe in nip tomorrow...
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NAsisters...
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>Liquid
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oSee what a burden. He's just not fit for a tier 1 team.
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liquidbros, it's disappointment time
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Wait, i'm confused. I thought EG were supposed to be world class.
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>>815684
I made a couple webms like that, but only of one person per webm
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>>815956
more like world clASS
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What are the most shocking HLTV/CS news ever?

I'll start

>cyx dies in car crash
>NIP complete device signing
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>Liquid
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>>816022
kqly vac banned
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why does flamez look like a completely different race copmared to spinx when they're both from israel
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>>816022
pretty much those two, you'd be hard-pressed to find something more shocking
there were some wtf signings but nothing on the scale of device
RIP cyx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyvRK62f6o

this one was HUGE but it didn't go through
>s1mple, flamie in talks to join SK trio
https://www.hltv.org/news/23108/s1mple-flamie-in-talks-to-join-sk-trio
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>>816038
this too, how could i have forgotten that
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>>815690
your favourite map is most likely a dust2 clone, cope seethe and dilate
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>>815468
hello? based apartments?
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>>816043
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_diaspora#Post-Roman_period_Jewish_diaspora_populations
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>>816103
which jew race is the ultimate jew race
the aryan type jew if you will
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osee is dogshit and has been dogshit, idk how NA fans are still coping. liquid would rather choose a tier 2 NA awper cause of "developing NA/NA pride" bullshit rather than get a competent EU awper, and then use that as an excuse to NA fans when they fail. same with EG except much worse with their retarded blueprint shit and ceo. honestly, NA fans need to grow some balls and riot if they don't want to be forever stuck in mediocrity
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>>815799
>>816125
name one (1) free agent awper liquid could get right now that would instantly elevate them to trophy contender status
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>>816128
forsen
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>>816128
me :)
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>>816125
if you win 2/3 maps, you win the series
osee could've tipped the balance on mirage, but so could've elige or yekindar on overpass, it's not like osee is the sole problem, when nitr0 has the highest rating across the series
elige alone is enough to ensure this team will never consistently contend for wins (last international event win: july 21st 2019, 3 years 6 months and 3 days ago)
>>816128
>right now
osee was signed december 2021, monesy was signed january 2022
liquid's one of the best-paying orgs, they could've easily bought w0nderful who was a free agent (5 months into osee's tenure), they could've bought nicodooz when cphf was giving players away for nothing (5 months in), they could've bought degster when he sperged out about spirit moving the team to serbia (7 months in), they could've bought sunpayus from movistar for nothing (9 months in), they could've bought headtr1ck (1 year in), they could buy regali right now
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>>816166
going by these stats, you'd think osee played well but watching the game today shows a completely different picture. guy choked so many shots
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>>816221
it's only the overpass stats, he was -6 with a 0.71 rating on mirage, and floundered a bit on t side ovp
the point is that he didn't lose them the series alone
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>>816045
unfortunately transfers aren't that big nowadays because of faggot journalists leaking them a month earlier
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>>816059
my favourite map is older than tranny2
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>>816221
this match was honestly nothing. that ancient match against navi during blast world finals were he literally whiffed like 10+ shots in a row (many of which were easy shots) and liquid proceeded to choke a massive lead pretty much solidified my opinion that he's not cut out for tier 1
>>816128
mantuu, frankly any tier 2 eu awper (e.g. nip +headtrick) is probably better than osee
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let's be real, the only reason liquid chose osee is cause he's NA. same with that wiz guy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDx-nHnMQ4Y
new kino from richard lewis
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>>816107
(Asek)Nazi jews
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>>816128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93XyiiLHENk
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>>816328
holy fvcking SOVL team
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>>816241
hey dude are you a de_nuke anime bhopper dude? do you bhop around de_nuke dude? haha same dude btw dude could you hook me up with some hrt dude? thanks dude
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When will Gabe fix this shit? Isn't that fat fuck a billionaire or something? Green trust factor btw, I had it checked by a reliable guy.
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>>816435
>playing csgo
Shiggy diggy
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>>816435
Forced Fifty™ is a feature of Valve matchmaking, you should know this.
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What is wrong with this guy. https://clips.twitch.tv/OutstandingSavoryTireOSkomodo-ebjFESbqsKEU4Moz
Blast has to disable clown emoji in chat because of him
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>>816435
what do you mean? you crying that you got smurfed on?
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>>816536
>caring about chat
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>>816043
Israel never managed to kick all the Arabs out so there’s a sizable minority that live inside the country and don’t go through what the Palestinians go through.
>>
why does brollan look perpetually angry while rez always looks happy
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>>816709
REZ is fragging
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these Navi shitters are so lucky, they got destroyed on their own map pick vs a last minute academy stand-in and they'll probably win in the end
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if es3tag wasn't playing with faze would he have NiPs stand-in?
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>>816742
Yes
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>>816289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d92dwf9dclA
he's about 5 seconds away from saying the word tranny in this video
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CADIAN 1V5
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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insane choke from vitalishit
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i feel like the rosters of Astralis and NiP have been cursed ever since the device transfer
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>>816966
good
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shitpex
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apex is that one friend that will go head first into bar brawls for you
he might die in the process but at least he's there
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>>817007
more like that friend who will join in the fight as the guy's running away and still manage to trip over himself
>>
GOATwhOo
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how the fuck did stavn instadink lurking Spinx on 14-8, we didn't see his perspective but it felt like some triggerbot shit
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>jitu will be #1 team in the world next week
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>fridge.gif
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>>816684
>Lotan is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means Place Name In Israel.
>Giladi is a male name of Hebrew and Arabic origins and means Monument. In Arabic Giladi means Camel Hump
he's jewish, just mizrahi or sephardic or something, while flamez is ashkenazi or russian or something
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>>816867
doubt it, that's a sore subject for him
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I need help finding an ancient CSGO esports meme dub video
It's from the early days of the game and includes the phrase "friberg is fat"
Help is appreciated
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it's pretty funny to have this big momentous game in g2 vs navi, when the losing team plays the winner of complexity/eg, and both teams are thus guaranteed to qualify for the spring finals
it's maybe even worth the $10k prize pool difference for placing 4-6th rather than 1st-3rd to pug and show no new strats before kato
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https://twitter.com/officialange1/status/1618391221071904768?s=46&t=mm3kNKefsH2mSL1ZgWgVhA
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I hate karrigan's fat face so much
fucking slob
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vS-t9aajLJQ

csgo bros how do we recover?...
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>>817568
if he whines too much Riot can just force his team to sell him so I don't blame this 40 year old man defending this cartoon tranny game
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>>817599
this is the first time i saw Tate actually get something right. grinding competitive videogames is one of the most useless and non-transferable skills you can gain.
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>>817440
>current Navi
>saving strats
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>>817605
what about grinding non competitive games?
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es3tag you worthless subhuman brocolli head why the fuck are you incapable of playing like this for the teams you actually play for
Kill yourself
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>>817624
i don't know anyone who does that personally, but it's probably even worse. i guess that would be the people who pride themselves on being "Souls veterans"?
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remember when es3tag was looking decent in astralis and now looks like a fat fuck?
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>>817633
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>remember when es3tag was looking decent in astralis?
me neither lmao
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>>817568
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>>817568
OBS Studio is free btw
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Source2 copers…. How are we holding up
Counter-Strike rebrand soon right?
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>>817568
https://twitter.com/RiotSuperCakes/status/1618335313767845889?s=20&t=j-4SnydhTM6U3vNPfe0atw
They didnt say demos thoughever even though that should have been the release of the game
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>>817655
t. retard
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now that the dust has settled... navi era really was 100% due to the coked up fatso, right?
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>>817649
lol
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>>817663
This game is 90% confidence and lucky timings, 10% skill. Eras cannot exist.
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>>817673
eras are all about confidence piling up
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>>817663
not more important than b1t or Perfecto, those two signings were excellent
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>roundtable
>the table is actually rectangular
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>>814837
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>>817673
Astralis literally had an era
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https://twitter.com/twistzz/status/1618644317769453575?s=46&t=mm3kNKefsH2mSL1ZgWgVhA
Pricetag bros…. We’re redeemed
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>>817663
Not exactly, it's more that with him Navi had someone to IGL and play hyper aggression without affecting the others' firepower. Now they have to rely on electronic to do it and he sucks at it, from eternal top 10 player to Zeus level bot.
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>>817696
Continuing:
HOLY SHIT NAVI GO FUCK YOURSELVES ALREADY GET A REAL IGL
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so, G2, FaZe, Vita, Heroic is the new pecking order?
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>>817629
speedrunners
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I want g2 and Navi to lose
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well well well s0mshits, how the turn tables
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>>817726
>that vent repeek
wew lad
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>niko playing good
yawn. call me when he gets these numbers in QF or above
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This npl kid is so fucking bad
How did he get the nod
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>>817734
no need to, jks will take it from there
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when we hear those clicking sounds on the stream it means someone is typing in the in-game chat, right? Can I see somewhere what they wrote, what could they possibly be talking about
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>Navi lose by time running out
classic
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>>817745
>go timeout if you wanna win
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>>817693
and they bring k0nfig...
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I hate blade so much. "There is no IGL in CIS" my ASS. Have fun tanking your team with electronic igl with much worse stats than when he was just a fragger. Have fun with nipple.
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>>817007
lmao he's the ultimate snake, always have that ONE scapegoat to kick out of the team before his head comes on the chopping block.
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>>817568
unironically a very sound take.
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>>817753
Ι mean he's kinda correct. CIS teams operate like mafias and lock down their players in contracts with huge buyouts. Want to buy out jerry or chopper? give us half a million euros lol
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TOP 20 OF 2023 WATCHLIST (so far):

1. NiKo
2. broky
3. Twistzz
4. ZywoO
5. Spinx
6. S1mple
7. NAF
8. Teses
9. Magisk
10. m0NESY
11. dupreeh
12. es3tag
13. ropz
14. NEOFRAG
15. blameF
16. huNter
17. sjuush
18. jks
19. REZ
20. Elige
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>>817766
why are broky and twistzz in front of zywoo?
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https://www.hltv.org/news/35456/k0nfig-joins-nip-as-hampus-goes-on-break
wha da hell
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>>817774
kek what the fuck
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>>817774
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S O V L
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rofl
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>>817824
oh damn navi is in TROUBLE
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>>817745
>Can I see somewhere what they wrote, what could they possibly be talking about
download the demo
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>>817737
s1mple's buttfuck buddy
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>>817761
Half a milli for the player that could take your team to the top1 spot is reasonable. And Chopper has the achievements to back him up. They sold 2 academy players for more than half a mil and they had NO tier 1 experience.
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>>817774
>nip player takes undisclosed amount of time off for mental health reasons
feel like I've seen this one before
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>>817766
haven't been watching g2 games much. did niko return to his 2017-18 form this event (1taps and all)?
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>>817921
pick a link
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?event=6970
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/pistols?event=6970
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/openingkills?event=6970
https://www.hltv.org/stats/leaderboards?event=6970
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>>817771
zywoo has better performances but against worse opposition
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>>817804
NiP should unironically get rid of all the swedes and get some good tier 2 riflers, like launX and zyphon

they should let hampus, REZ and brollan go to godsent so we can have a decent swedish team
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>>817926
thanks, stats look very good. I was more referring to like how he "looks" tho (think kinda like eyeball test) since I didn't watch the games. during 2017-18 when you watched him play you could feel the killer instinct and confidence, and he would go for 1taps when he shouldn't but still hit them (e.g. not reflected in stats). hopefully he was 1 tapping with ak at this event like prime niko
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>>817932
he's been pretty fucking good but keep in mind that all of G2 is performing really well, it's not like in 2021 when he had to carry his team having monster performances
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>>817931
REZ is a good rifler, they need a token Swede for identity and marketing
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>>817804
NIP should unironically get rid of headtr1ck and rez to add a norwegian and an icelander, to suit my flag autism
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>>818054
Perfecto looks so dramatic lmao
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can someone queue with me? im silver 4 NA rn.
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>>818054
>more infighting
how much longer until disband?
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>>818222
Anon… I..
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>>809660
Sorry riz I don’t plY anymore I just play osrs now
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>>818262
cmon dont be shy. you don't even need to speak english. most of my teammates dont.
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>>816128
Cooper

https://www.twitch.tv/coopertv/clip/BloodyTriangularFrogYouDontSay-SofvD5i_HAEZ3SQX
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PEAK NA CS MOMENT RIGHT THERE
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>EG has 3 Americans and a Canadian -> USA flag
>Complexity has 2 Americans and a Canadian -> USA/Canada flag
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i love anubis
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https://www.hltv.org/news/35460/washington-dc-to-host-blast-premier-spring-final
Lol wtf
BIDEN
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>>818606
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liquid..........
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Based grim
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>>818779
how do you go from being a finalist at a top tier tournament to potentially bombing out in last place
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Doesn't matter.... still #4 team in the world
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Yeki probably regretting not joining Na'Vi or G2 right now.
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>>818838
they allegedly didn't want him because of his ego
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>>818606
FYI to foreigners, Washington is actually a shithole outside the government buildings.
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>>818844
I remember him saying he wanted to be the star player in a team, and he'd be butting heads with s1mple or NiKo and m0NESY, so I see why.
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>>818849
>wants to be star player
>ends up playing Taco for Elige and NAF
Ironic
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Miss Piggy is trending on Twitter in the United States
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happy faven got some redemption arc going
he looked very nervous
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>>818845
>Washington is actually a shithole outside the government buildings
I was gonna disagree with you and give you a whole spiel about how over half the city is hardcore gentrified and nice, and then I googled the name of the arena it's being hosted in, and it's in the one part that's still a massive shithole that's still black and poor and crime-ridden
there's a high school a mile away from the venue called ballou which made news because every graduate got accepted to a college, until reporters discovered the teachers faked all the grades and half the graduating students skipped at least three months of the school year
it should still be completely fine if you stay elsewhere and go by the metro station <500m from the venue, but don't go wandering around during the breaks
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gotards explain yourselves
there are currently more post about csgo in the dota general than here
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>>818862
if you don't like bitching about other games in your thread, why are you here?
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>>818862
What are they saying
At least valve brings meaningful updates to that game
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Liquid sisters..
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>>818811
liquid is as useful as baqua lel
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something must be done about danes
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yeahhhh, osee needs to go
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1. NiKo
2. broky
3. Twistzz
4. ZywoO
5. Spinx
6. S1mple
7. TeSeS
8. Magisk
9. m0NESY
10. NAF
11. dupreeh
12. k1to
13. Krimbo
14. es3tag
15. ropz
16. NEOFRAG
17. blameF
18. huNter
19. sjuush
20. jks
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>>818999
all me
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>>818999
wtf did you smoke
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>>818999
based watchlister
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>>818866
They say they hate all those update, wish they could play older versions of the game like we can play 1.6
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>>819048
1.6 is hardly an "older version" of csgo
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>>819048
Boomer brain moment lmao back to /vr/ old man
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>>818999
Stavn bros..
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>>818606
Based USAF flypast is gonna be there. Other games literally cannot compete
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>>818054
this was such a beautiful moment. Jksex just casually one tapping and ending the round.
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lets go nip
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devvexirs...
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based R EZ
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Astralis back to being CT-side one-trick ponies
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>>819557
it's funny, everyone else seemed to git gud at t side after getting beaten down for so long by the a1s
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>shitters in pyjamas
thank god they're swapping for k0nfig, who can at least brute force t wins
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just imagine if na'vi lose to col
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halzerk is the most NA looking european i've ever seen
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>>819673
lmao he looks like the typical southern hillbilly
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hltv #1 2023 incoming
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COL really dont like A site uh
what a choke
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coL bros...
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imagine freya forces you to smell her pantyhose that she's been wearing for 4 days haha. it would be so weird haha imagine her stuffing those pantyhose to your mouth
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sex with freya
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>>819701
That would be disgusting. I would tell her to please stop and to not even think about putting her yummy sweaty feet in my mouth.
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wtf happened to perfecto? did he always look like peter griffin?
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BUY RIFLES LOSE BUY PISTOLS WIN (THE MAP) HAHAHAHA
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should have been 2-0
pathetic
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Hard to win if s1mple is as mediocre as he is today
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>>819755
NAvi am I right??
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hoholbros... should we start getting nervous?
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nachads
we're BACK
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>>819770
>NA tournament announced
>non-zero chance that a t3 team knocks out navi
I want to believe
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APOLOGIZE
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>>819782
roblox nigga
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>>816620
Yes
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fang you shitter
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insane shot from floppy
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NAChads... it's happening...
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navibros this is looking *grim* hehe
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>>819807
G R I M
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That Grim ace holy shit
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G R I M
R
I
M
HOLY FUCK
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1GRIMCS
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Grim just SHIT on these retards holy shit
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so we can all agree now that liquid is a shit team with old farts that kept talent down by making them do supportive roles for washed up players?
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>walk through smoke
choke is in its over
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nice nipple pickup you got there blade. Also really happy you made elec the igl, love that sweet 12-16 kd :) No igl in cis my ass
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>“But electroNic’s potential as an IGL is much higher than Boombl4’s. He has a better vision of the game and more experience. It depends on how much effort he puts into this.”
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come on col, close it out
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classic na choke
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>play CT
>win
hmm
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>>819830
>both teams win
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oh no no no mutts hahaha
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coL choking...
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AHH YOU FUCKING SHITTERS
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lmaooo
>>
killing myself
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That is a Liquid-tier choke
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>missing the smoke
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disband this dogshit team
take floppy and fang, sign some na journeyman for the qual spot, a real awper, and a real igl
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I like complexity :)
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that was an actual choke, they were in good situations more than a few times and fucked it up not checking the spots that could lose them the round
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>only 1 T-side kill
dios mio
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>>819845
>ignoring the best player of complexity
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>>819888
I meant floppy and grim, fang can maybe be the third slot
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IT'S UP
>>>/biz/53471837
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>>820104
people on /biz/ are so fucking dumb
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>>819894
Fang is better than Grimm and you know it
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>>820263
rip vanity
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>>820264
retard
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>>820288
Penis
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navi is BACK
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we need more female cs tournaments so the random sidebar image on hltv is a qt more often
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how I become a CS journo
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>>820486
become friends with the right people
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AI s0mple narrates niko copypasta.
I burned my free account on THIS? LUL
https://voca.ro/11g1ET3tXosm
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In my lane. Unbothered. Moisturized. Healing.
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>GOAT getting carried against complexity
it's over, it's gonna be between Zywoo and Niko this year, Navi are too lost
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>>820578
Their management is extremely incompetent. Their insistence on not signing Russian players means their talent pool is a lot more limited, and their academy team hasn't been that impressive since monesy b1t and headtrick left, so you get a mediocre, unready and structurally unfit player like npl trying to keep up with the big boys, all while electronic continues to run his stats to the ground because of the IGL role.
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>>820592
>Their insistence on not signing Russian players
they still sign Russian players, just those who are willing to move out.
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CAM ON OG
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>Inferno, Vertigo and Ancient
Is there a more boring combination?
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who the fuck is buzz lol
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lmfao that x9p blatant toggle at the last round
I don't think all pros cheat but this subhuman moai-faced nigger sure does
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I hate OG so much

bunch of zoomer mutts with no identity as a team

international #2109339 team with zero soul. I'd rather have ecstatic or HONORIS instead of these fpl team #20
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>>820772
My wife Nijika
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>>820786
>t. d*ne
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>>820805
t. malnourished eastern european or jewish subhuman slave
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>>820772
>>820794
what roles do Kessokus take when they queue MM

Nijika - IGL
Kita - entry
Ryou - support
Bocchi - lurker / star fragger (Spinx role)
Hiroi - the drunk Russian you blame and kick on the last round
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>>820816
Ryou is the one afk at the beginning of every round and the griefer
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I feel bad for Buzz. He's like the fifth Danish talent Astralis and gla1ve destroyed in these last 3 years.
>bubzkji
>lucky
>farlig
>k0nfig
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>out of any team in the world device chose to rejoin this astralis shit
At least it will finally make everyone realize just how overrated this guy was throughout his career. Also lmao @ buzz just sitting behind the wall like a duck waiting to get molotov'd
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>gla1ve smoke kills in the most important round of the game
shocking
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i want this Astralis to fail so badly
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>>820818
>destroyed

nice reddit rhetoric. farlig and lucky were below average AWPers in tier 2 and 3 and were lucky (no pun intended) enough that device was taking a break and could not join Astralis at that time. This led to them earning a 10k euros per month contract on a team that they normally should never get the chance to play in.

Then they got rightfully benched because they sucked cock. 99% of teams do that.

Bubzkji did get fucked over before the PGL stockholm major but he was released like a month later and was free to join any team he wanted. G2 and other teams are notorious for locking their players under contracts and not letting them join another team for more than a year until they're released.

Also not even gonna go in depth about k0nfig, this guy has sabotaged his own career so many times before not even his own mother can defend him
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>>820843
I'd rather support Heroic or Outsiders than some soulless globohomo team with a fucking monster drink on its logo
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L U L
U
L
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what the fuck is going on here
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lmaoooooo ASStralis
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God please just pick apart OG, get the good players into actual teams and disband this shitshow. What's even the point now
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goatvice
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zoomer muttbros we fucking lost
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>>820862
>Bubzkji did get fucked over before the PGL stockholm major but he was released like a month later and was free to join any team he wanted.
they released him three months later, because he stopped playing to cast on danish tv, and he was likely near the end of a two-year contract that they didn't want on the books, it wasn't generosity, no one would buy him
they absolutely destroyed his career, he went from a promising star to a nobody. they gave him like one tournament to work out in the wrong roles before keeping him benched indefinitely until people went on sick leave. he spent a year on the bench, then was one of two players to help them make the major and got kicked for his efforts, no wonder he wasn't a hot prospect or rushing to sign up with another org. it was the same as es3tag, it was the organization deciding it looked good to investors and would give them leverage over players (he was signed right after the jugi/snappi period)
farlig had real promise, he was a consistently good awp against top 5/10 players in cphf and godsent, he was still ok in fpx which never played and had a shit igl/internal issues, and suddenly in denmark's premier esports team with "the best igl and support staff in the world" he can't even do ok against total shitters
fuck astralis
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>>820984
farlig couldn't hit an elephant with the fucking AWP and it's somehow astralis' fault LMAO

their only fault was hiring two fucking tier 2 trash awpers instead of nicodooz
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1. NiKo
2. broky
3. Twistzz
4. ZywoO
5. Spinx
6. blameF
7. s1mple
8. Magisk
9. TeSeS
10. Magisk
11. m0NESY
12. NAF
13. dupreeh
14. Krimbo
15. es3tag
16. degster
17. device
18. ropz
19. sjuush
20. huNter
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>>821027
>8. Magisk
>10. Magisk
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>>821029
I apologize for my mistake. The correct order is:

8. TeSeS
9. Magisk
10. m0NESY
11. NAF
12. Dupreeh
13. Krimbo
14. es3tag
15. degster
16. device
17. ropz
18. sjuush
19. huNter
20. REZ
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zoomer here, was summit1g an actual CS pro like shroud who turned streamer, or was he more like a guy who played in pugs and meme stream teams like fl0m does, building his own brand by making content at the same time?
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>>821064
He was on the equivalent of T2 / MDL teams, never had a stint on a top team in NA. More like fl0m.
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>>821155

>>821155

>>821155
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>>821014
justify what they did to bubzkji



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