bm_sts Edition. This thread is for discussions, feedback and anything related to 4chan's (un)official Sven Co-op server - Chan Co-opOpen 24/7 - 209.250.235.119:27015By and for fellow anons.Previous thread: >>672214
unban weird guy you nigger you didn't say anti-janny sprays weren't allowed the picture was drawn by a girl i am friends with!!
Is there no one who can pose a challenge?
>What is Sven Co-op?Sven Co-op is a co-op variation of the 1998 first-person shooter Half-Life. It can be played with up to 32 players. Initially made to make it possible to play Half-Life campaign with other people, it has since then expanded into being one of the most moddable games on the GoldSrc engine.>Why do so many players have default models?Because when a player is using a custom skin a model for which you don't have downloaded, their model appears so. You can download the models here:https://twlz.lifeisabug.comhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=631466533>Custom sprays?Here: http://www.the303.org/tutorials/index.html
>>738027Forgot to add this, thanks.
GROOMCORD LINK!https://discord.gg/2NEcDJbE
>>738199NEWER GROOMLINKhttps://discord.com/invite/CECQzbQzdm
>>738199>groomcordkek, is this for mappers or normal people?
>>738278ye we made a discord server for this
omgggg
The eternal commie removes one of his allies.... ONCE AGAIN. How embarrassing
can i play sven coop without steam?
>>739302no
>>738447ruZZian cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>739302it's free
What is with the sudden influx of crybabies?>Boohoo your spray is disgusting>Waaaah stop blocking my progress im going to call an admin >:(>Ablooobloooo why are you trolling meFuck off to hardcore or misfirr
>>741697Newfags are cancer, peace
>>741697Yeah man they just don’t like me posting gay simpson porn don’t they know its 2022??
>>741697yeah man how am i supposed to grief and bully people when
>>742437Be creative nigger, grieving is an art
*record scratch**freeze frame*Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
The fuck? Last night I joined and it was only FGC and I online so the nigger said to me in a really cutesy girly voice that 'no one will believe you'. Has this happened to anyone else? I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.
>>743231FGC IS TRAAAANS GEET HIMMMM
who won bm_sts last night?i had to go
>>744547
>>744558oh nono no nohow long did it go for
>>7445933 hours and 30 mins i heard
>>744610holy fucking shitive hear of military engagements lasting less
they fell for it
Server update:>Added maps Black and White, Bomberman 64, Crime City, Cyberspy, Eastbase, HL Commando, IceStormX, Lost Maze, Mega Monster Madness 2, Space Viking 1, Tower, and Vger>Removed some of the Halloween maps: Dark Seekers, The Horror, The Lake, Resident Evil maps, The Room, and Silent Hill>Updated Portal House>Added a random map option to dynamic_mapvote. If you are (un)lucky, it may pick a map not currently on rotation!>Decreased voting threshold needed for starting votes on takedeppo maps>Slightly increased voting threshold needed to replay th_escape after round end
>>746582>Slightly increased voting threshold needed to replay th_escape after round endCoward.
bump
How hard is it to make a custom playermodel for Goldsrc?
>>754121depends, really, but usually minimum half a day or 2 days, might take longer if you wanna add custom shit like animations or something
the frick i cant connect?
>>754030shut the fuck up, faggot
>>754501bamp
>>754501bramp
>>754501brap
>>754589sniff
>>754121https://mrl.cs.nyu.edu/~dzorin/ig04/lecture22/modeling.pdfBefore asking much, get yourself this primer first. Then read up on The303's guides.Long answer: Not really. Short answer: Yes.Sven Co-op runs on Svengine, a modified Goldsrc with uplifted limits here and there. What works in HL will work in Sven, but not vice versa.If you know how to make a 3d mesh from scratch, then chances are I don't need to explain shit for you. Thus most people either kitbash or port models from other sources, then modifying as needed. The go-to source to port stuffs from is either MMD or Source engine.Porting as is, using default (helmet.mdl) skeletons and animations isn't too difficult. Scaling your mesh and/or skeleton might take some time. Rigging the mesh to your skeleton is the tedious part, depending on how complex your mesh is. You also need to make sure that there are more than one bodygroup(s). Your textures also need to be in .bmp format and of the right resolution, preferably converted via Irfanviewer to preserve quality. By then, you just need to modify the .qc file you've taken off the source skeleton (helmet.mdl, for instance) to account for your textures, bodygroups and/or additional bones, if any. Compile it and pray that no errors are being belched. Retardproof your model by having someone run around with it and fix issues where necessary. Re-compile and you're set to release or shelf it.Making your own animations, skeleton, etc aren't all that bullshit complex. It's just that the engine limitations can make it hard for you to keep track of shit you're not supposed to do, which is why said .pdf is your primer. **Keep the polygon count below 20k - 40k.**I won't be mentioning UV mapping and texture baking etc because this blogpost is getting too long.
Pepe The Frog in Seven Ko-epalso yes im the mapper CryoKeen AMAPepe The Frog + Pony Model https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgExP008_scyes im still working on new maps
Sorry dude, we're not keen on your maps.
>>755515thats okay, people seem to like sectore123 the most, keenhalloween (cus many parts are made by not me) i am happy to not not participate in the thread as well, my friend linked me here i think he thought it might be for me since ive been with the game since 1999 made the most maps for it worked with the most people, but i understand some of my maps are weird experimental garbage maps to. to each their own.
>>755475Oh wow, you're the faggot that made all those shitty retarded maps.
well fuck keen-chan is here
remember that time you made a clay mold out of your own dickwish i didnt
>>755475I really like Sector E
KURISU THE SERVER IS DOWN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>KURISU THE SERVER IS DOWN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKURISU THE SERVER IS DOWN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>KURISU THE SERVER IS DOWN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The server is down. It really seems to have more downtime than uptime.
>>756503Holy kek, what was the final roll?
>>755044thanks
I've heard that the money meant for the server costs is being redirected towards Meryilla's tranny surgerey
If the server stays down for a couple more days i will start my own server
Server is up!
>>737870Recommending to add this lounge maphttps://gamebanana.com/mods/286908
No matter what, don't play at 3 AM in Mery's test server
>>757515Hmm, I've heard all the money went for schizozmic's pills.
How new r u
>>755588yes :3>>755814Thank You <3and nowfirehttps://youtu.be/xz_FG8hU83E
>>755044Thank you for this resource, asking in the Developer Discord is not my preferred knowledge source.
>>755543I think people would respect you more if you made maps that were more grounded visually.
>>759056Yes
>>759152I do that from time to time. I get extremely bored of Black Mesa copy paste
>>759193there's a clear difference between doing an lsd trip burgerland at 7$ macdonalds apartment and yabma (yet another black mesa adventure), you could always make a unique themed map, say revolving around randomization and then picking a theme like futuristic city, think keen-chan, think.
>>759146No problemSector E is your only map that i unironically like, your other maps feel like schizoposts with effort, yeah sure there fun but they lack the Soul imo. Sector E has a destinct Black mesa & keen feel to it. The moody blue color, the Black Mesa-like look & the present but downplayed keen autism. I wish there were more maps like that.
>>759147Not like you'll be getting any help there. Devs are too busy eating shit and circlejerking.
>>759268Drama is everywhere
>>759243>Sector E has a destinct Black mesa & keen feel to it. The moody blue color, the Black Mesa-like look & the present but downplayed keen autism. I wish there were more maps like that.i better get working on finishing redshift then kek
>>759268LMFAO this bitch managed to be a bigger faggot wimp than kurisu
server status: COURT MARTIAL'D
>>760773shut the fuck up, schizozmic
>>760773There was that one faggot that flew past everyone with mach 3
>>761356That was MR-2 or something.Fucking Turkroach
rump
>>764168How's the serb today
>>764241Better than ever
>>764296WOAH WOAH WOAH it was pretty good but i don't know about EVER
>>765057Man this looks pretty cool, is it one of the new maps? I assume however that playing in first person must not be that good
>>765121It's not been released yet, but I plan to put it on the main server soon so more people can try it and give feedback before it is finalised. Playing it in first-person is okayish, given that it's a FPS game by nature. Obviously not as ideal as a proper birds-eye camera like in bman but camera views like that work really poorly in Sven unfortunately.
Can someone tell me where to find the new consortium link for the next chapter?
>>765138Nice anon, let us know when it is ready, I love Bomberman so I will be glad to test it.
>>766331kys schizozmic
server status: owned
reminder to keep spamming join to annoy the admins that banned you
>>771547actually kozmic is the best banned individual and if u want to really bug them contact him because he has good plans! gimpy "tranny" illa lives in para "no fun allowed" noia all due to that one guy !!!!! PLUS THEY ADMINS GROOM KIDS!!!!!
>>771643>contact him because he has good plans!nah, you can fuck right off after you removed me
>>771831aw pwease forgive me :((((((((((((
kozmic molested me
>>771913#metoo
i haven't checked in for almost a month and you trannies are still going on about namefags? embarrassing
>>772015every time my name is mentioned by these niggas, 50 babies get leukemia
>>772015>>772038nobody ever mentions me :(does it means that i am unremarkable? annoying perhaps? maybe i should stop changing names too, now that i think about it
the hardest rats are the ones in halfgoodbye bros :(
the meanest voices are the ones coming from the walls... :(
Man I kinda suspected this server had some correlation to 4chan in someway, I've been playing here for the past few months and having a blast, to whoever hosts the server, thank you for giving an excuse to play SvenAnd for those who unironically go join and link discords in 4chan go fuck yourselves
>>773105>And for those who unironically go join and link discords in 4chan go fuck yourselvesThats our local idiot kozmic, best to ignore him
i miss yesman :(
>>773773Yesman and Max should never come online again.Literal braindead retards.
>>773777>Literal braindead retards.You just described everyone on this serb
>>773899everyone itt
>>773773fuck off yesman
Jetsbros...
When did you realize that rushing tech 5 and rolling for voltigore was the meta?
>>773777Relax before they cyber bully you again nigga
>>773777Sounds like someone got Climb3'd
THIS is your guys admin???
>>776339>THIS is your gays admin???ftfy
>>776339Everybody's gay for Bridget.
>>77777
Server is kill again
>>779837On it
>decide to hop in chan coop>server kill
>>755475Hey cryo. Are you still fantasizing about raping your sister?
>>761390fuck you bitch that was yesman
>>781060Why would you care what another man fantasizes, faggot
It's almost Xmas Chanbros, are you excited? Some small updates have been sprinkled onto the server this month but a bunch more was added today! A summary of updates for December:>Dynamic mapvote is themed for Xmas!>New maps Betrayed, Bomberman Battles (Test version), Build Puzzle, Classic Arcade First Person Shooter, Chill Ride, Half-Life Bar Canteen, Hezus' Tomb, Hidden Central, Insertion, Military Strike, Operation: Black Mesa, Ragemap 2022, The Plane, Turkroaches, and WAR: Holiday>New versions of Black Operations: Special Forces and Torre>Fixes for Bootsquad Squadron, Deliverance, Daikon Warfare, Haunted Souls, and Tower>Dynamic mapvote no longer softlocks the server when you vote for an invalid map
>>781156>"""Fixes""" for bootsquad squadronfuck you bitch
>>781159Thanks for reporting the bug anon!
>>781156mery-chan, we can no longer use chen-chan as our macot-ish image
>>781223Chens just busy she will be back to scare you soon with her terrifying thoughts ^w^ she is glad you still think of her. She is the gimps favorite after all
why the fuck am i banned on this server?
>>781820They ban anyone who the trannies dislike because then the trannies give feet pics to the admins
>>765057Just tried it and I gotta say, that's some neat job, Mery. But I still think that a cinematic-esque camera is possible and better suited for it
>>781820How does anyone manage to get banned on a 4chan server? The adminitrannies must really be buttblasted.
>>782046>get banned on a 4chan serverone would expect a low or none at all 'rule'-enforcing from a server with such bold (self) titling, but what happens in practice is the opposite
>>781820just play in twlz,there truly noone gives a shit,unless u stall the map
>>737870That's a pretty cool picture :)
>>784743Thanks.
>>785687基于
>>785687Buncun girl
>>786081where is he by the way
this server fucking sucks. i fell for the chan name but its full of retarded admins. if anyone wants to play here just don't.
>>786215not on sven thats for sure. his profile is fully private so no idea what hes up too
>>786362based private profile chad that keeps his internet stalkers at bay
>>786244don't fucking tell me what to do
>>786611shut up, you're grounded
>>786368Hahaha what a pussy
Chan Co-op's anthem:https://youtu.be/IlouAA8mRZo
>>786887shut up loser
>>786977What ya gunna do if i dont? Huh? Huh?
>>786986suck your cock
>>786990mery...
This is how Kiruse earns 300 bucks to pay server's rent (he pushes za-cum-ski kvas in streets of moskvabad):https://youtu.be/xVgY929D5P8
yeah i'm thinking sovl
>>789275Its truekurisu drinks Z_cumski
Svensisters, where are the webms? Comfy times when anons did post them
>>790369I'm banned, so I wont be making them
>>789476>29%>259yep
>>789476>>790394I ought to play more than just Sven...
>>790399I kneel...
adam is on chancoop xDDDD
>>791315fuck you, adambeaner xDDDD
Death to AFK fags!
>>792245Or rather, death to faganons who vote for boring maps!
>>792310It got randomvoted
guys be quiet, FGC is sleeping
>>792727Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.
>>792755NO, DO NOT
>>792846BITE THE PILLOW, I'M GOING IN RAW
sadly we lost the battle against balloons
>>793873crashing this server
>>793883>>793873my ping was so high it was unplayable
thanks, grunt
Good Job Main Janny. Fuck this faggot anyway
>its a plane map where you corner snipe 1shot mobs
>>794108Do you think that cat jumped on the chair to snak on the spaghetti?
>>794108bro i love hardcore!
>>794123Yeah, my kitty does this all the time.
FUCKING FINALLY!its done now we have done itWe have survived!the trials and tribulations are over!
Also Groid sunk and landed on a Agent.
>>794540Forgot pic
>>795540Lewd.
>>791646adam's a beaner...
>>796444Isn't he Welsh?
Anon asked where buncun is. Well he was on yesterday
>>797693i've been a dick to him, if you ever come here, i am sorry my man
>>801509kys, faggot
>>801509homosexual faggots out
fastdl broke?
You joined at like the worst time all day, sorry Gurisu!!
How do I bunnyhop?
>>803628>he still doesn't knowi bet my mom could learn in half an hour, it's so easy and damn near impossible to mess up with how lenient the air strafing is in sven compared to hl
>>803628by not being a fucking zoomer
>>803628Respawn yourself back into the 90s
>>803628cover your foot and penis on fire
i hate bunnyhoppers
>>803913the only "people" that hate them are those who can't do it
>>803637you do it by strafing midair and turning the camera towards the direction you are strafing inthis will build momentum, but you have to maintain it by jumping right after you touch thr ground or you'll lose the momentumusually this is done by binding jump to scroll wheel, it's a lot easier that waythe faster you turn your view the more momentum you build, but too fast and you kinda lose it, you have to find the sweet spot, you'll figure it out
>>803944oops meant it for >>803628
FAIA
>>806412I haven't seen taog on the server for a while
>its another bm_sts episode>its another hotline episode>its another server stales half/crack-life on intron episode>its another bot party episode>its another nippon map with enemies who has over 9k health episods
>>807777why do asians love damage sponges?no wonder most of their games are so shit
>>807777don't forget theplane
>>737870Is there a DL out there for the map pack the server uses?
This is you guys' admin?
>>808493The head eunuch in the flesh. Together with his sidekicks, always en garde for certain muscovite's harem serber full of minors.
>>808499Your meds, sir.
>>808502Shove that ye ye ass copeioids down your throat instead.
>>808499Kozmic is that you?
>>808549It is up to you to interpret, anon.
Top faggots on this server:1.Grunt2.Trannyilla3.Maxwell4.Yesman5.Sexy Salesman6.iRamidane7.Shoo8.fuckface
>>808590what did i ever do to you, bitch!
>>808741Be a homosexual faggot.
>>808590by which metrics? here is another view>shoo>meryilla>grunt>fuckface>other irrelevant players listed
>>808590I'm not there because everyone loves me. It's impossible not to!
>>808590I always change my name to avoid being these types of users.
>>808783anon, you DO know homophobia is not tolerated on this server, right?
>>809002That's bullshit. Please do not spread misinformation.
>>809046you only put the admins on the list because they warned you about the homophobia, don't deny it
THANKS NIGGA
>>808882Are you the snugnificent one?
>>809099Can you show me one or more instances of people being warned/banned for homophobia on this server.
>>809141Uhhh, don't you know -HE- was banned for homophobia retard!
>>808882We know, mainz
>>809141grunt banned me from spraying my bukakke homer simpson sprayHe also banned me from spraying after seeing my Grunt x Meryilla yaoi spray
>>776339>>808493can't even play on the server without these damn paparazzi screenshotting my every move baka
>>809409with great ownership comes great harassment, baka
>>809409mery, on 18th January 2023 17:00 PM EST i will
>>776339>>808493>>808590lmao cope
>>809670w-what? anon, tell me what you will do!
>>809670fucking hell i fucked up the timezone
>>808590>>808793Everyone loves Aqua-Sama!Now bow before your goddess!
>>809854Naughty Aqua-Sama
>809144i'm not even homophobic lmao, they're just drama whores who are bitter and insecure about their sexuality. pic: the chan gang leaving their server for temple of doom whenever i join like the failures they are.
we did it bros, im so proud..
Svenchads, I need your help... >>811192
>>812187Sven co-opium time!
>>812187(non-biased!)
Grunt pinched his lips. "I've never drunk alcohol before.""Oh, first time?" Meryilla leered. "I'll show you how to do it."The brunette extended his tongued and lapped it slowly over the wet tip of the bottle. Grunt watched as the hot water rained on his friend's meaty pecs and lean abs. His large arms curled as he moved the bottle in and out of his mouth. Meryilla then hurled it in the sink and kissed Grunt. The two made out with a liquor-flavored embrace while Meryilla ran his hand down Grunt's athletic hips. The two wrestled their tongues for dominance. Grunt gasped as his friend caressed his backside."You wanna do it?" asked Meryilla with a soft tone."Does it hurt?" wondered Grunt.Meryilla shook his head. "It shouldn't. But if it does, just tell me and we'll stop, okay?"Grunt nodded and smiled. "Thank you."The brunette brushed his friend's hair and gently push his hard throbbing cock inside Grunt's hole. The latter moaned a bit and held himself against Meryilla's pectorals."Wait." Grunt paused. "I'm not on birth control.""What?" Meryilla stared at him.He raised an eyebrow. "We're two guys, nobody's gettin' pregnant.""Really? Well, keep going, it feels good," said Grunt.Meryilla smirked and trusted deeper as their sweaty bodies got closer. He breathed heavily and pulled out his dick against Grunt's tight ass. Grunt grazed the veins pulsing with Meryilla's hefty biceps as he was pounded once more. The sturdy and narrow opening rubbed hard against Meryilla's pushing cock, which send an electric feeling all over him. It felt like discovering a new land, akin to Christopher Colombus discovering America as if his dick was a sailing ship.
>>812909THESE are the admins of chan co-op??
>>812909KEK, but the biggest faggot is kurisu
>>812909I see why his name is "Grunt" now.
>>812909Damn, Yesman did this to Maxwell?
Patchouli proposing to herselfBut which one is the real Patchouli? I think there's an impostor amogus!
>>814497Maybe the real Patchouli was the Grunts we buttfucked along the way
bomberpatch
>>814497More twins>>815322She looks way too sad despite winning Bomberman.
man, shit is taking ages to download
>>737870only faggots play this server
>>817571pretty cool, when will it get released?
>>817571Tell me it has the death sound.
Going to need a Sven edit of this one
>>818480I'll stick the current version of it on the server tomorrow. It's mostly done, it's just missing a few bits like the ability to combo powerups>>819003Wouldn't be ricochet without it!https://files.catbox.moe/2ym6iu.webm
>>822537>censoring chatFag
whats the IP? Can you play free from Steam?
>>822960209.250.235.119:27015 It was always free
>>823013Thanks man had a jolly good time
>>823872Get help.
>>823872hote
>>823872moar...
>>823872God I wish I were Grunt
>>823872Me, except im pounding Sexy Salesman
I didn't know Yesman and Maxwell were flaming faggots. Good riddance
>>825144This. Hopefully they never get unbanned
>>825144Grow a pair, thin skinned faggots
bm_sts is in session!!!!!
>>830467>saged
>>825144Bro just get on your knees and suck them off already
>>825144Jokes on you, im still playing on the server and neither you or the tranny faggot or the underaged homosexual will get me to leave
>>831385I think you'll find the jokes on you. This isnt even the real server lol its a gatekeep lobby for gay poltard groomers to filter out people they cant control
>>831385In the words of remi "YOU can also troll by not joining their server at all"They rely on you to keep it popped so others join https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7V0Wq_vNuDI
>>825144>>831243>>831385>>831390How did we go from a comfy Sven Co-op server to all this drama showcase?
>>831509It all started with this one line: “The quality of the server would skyrocket without you two retards”.
>>831534Based Grunt telling the situation as how it is
>>831509It all started when the haloperidol ran out
>>831565It's over schizobros...
>>831559Nice try though, imagine banning people on a free game......
We did it Reddit, we shat up the thread!
chan coopers trying to not shit the thread for 2 seconds (mission impossible)
>>832029>mission impossibleinflight relatable
>>832029it helps if you do not name the forbidden ones.
my fellow chan co-opersgo to http://scmapdb.wikidot.com/map:inflight and rate 5 stars just for the sake of it and get it on top for the most rated mapmake inflight great again, inflight 2 date is m-
>>833976No.
chensisters...
>>832148*looks in the mirror*KOZMIC KOZMIC KOZMIC*catboy appears and sucks my dick*
>>834940Kozmic has been banned for months now and is over this server. Why do you still mention him? He is far too cute for you gimps ;3
>>737870Who here /deenz/
You want to play a game?Give me (you) and I will let us go
>>835788ANON DON'T
>>835795Imagine if we had eyes like camera we would constantly see flickers like pic related
>>835788manlet keyboard
What happens on this server?
>>835948that is one of the infamous containment zones
>>835948edgy turkroaches larping as white people
Shits dead pls fix
>>837373>retard doesnt know that you can take screenshots
>>837379
>>837385kek retard
>>837385
>>837508Which pedo jannie was this, koz?Pedrisu, pedrunt or pedryilla
>>837512U on crack?? Gunt is retardo
Mery he's underage
>>839694based gangstalker
CHAN SISTERS WE LOSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49A1PiOeWp8
What the fuck is even happening
>>839746just 4chan server thingsthis is why you never join them
>>839727SISTERS HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING
sup i hope you guys are having a good ass time as we welcome the new moon!
>>840804>crtwhat the fuck anon, are you poor or something
how do i make maps brehs
>>841246how do i make m-ACK
rare footage of a young taog in its homeland, 2004
>>840804>Blue MoonBased.
>>840804>>843973faggot beer
Average Ukrainian, didn't get to record the best partshttps://files.catbox.moe/cww0p2.mp4
>>845319no he's a drunk russian guy, we added eachother last night and he spent 2 hours explaining to me the history of russia as a state and its relations to the byzantine empire while drinking vodka and beers on a discord call with his friend who was talking purely in russian because he wants to be friends and have me as a bounceboard for learning english.I think the best part is when he was using google translate to try and say neanderthal for a solid 4 minutes to insult me.great guy
>>845319>>845427homos
fix the damn server jannies
>>845517server restart was deliberate, done to fix an issue with the new fallguys map
>>845319clearly a russian he speaks with a faggot accent
>>840804i almost have same monitor but mines black (grey bue)
>>844152Low t. cope
>>850489>5.4% ABVGo dilate, French faggots
is the server active?
usually we get peak hours during weekends but mostly we get about 8 to 16+ players everyday
Happy women’s day, sisters
A bit late with this but here's a summary of the recent updates to the server:>Added maps Abeyance, Autonomy Lost, Chan toybox, E-lab-orate, Escape from doom town, Hopelessness, Hopelessness: The Afterlife, Surf Redline, Stackdeath-complex and X-treme violence>Added random only maps - Recon and Jimblox Obby>Updates to Reverse Half-Life and Torre>Fixed Peaces Like Us so it doesn't crash the server between level 5 and 6>Removed Fall Guys (temporary)
Removed Fall Guys temporarily, why?
>How the fuck do I micspam?MPV is more flexible, foobar easier.>ProgramsGet a virtual audio cable (VAC). It's another audio channel to spam your soundfiles on. Temporary link: https://litter.catbox.moe/ht1s12.7zGet mpv from https://mpv.io/installation/ - MPV has yt-dlp support, lets you stream from Youtube/other sites and can run multiple instances.Media players like VLC, MPC, foobar or even Winamp also work, as long as audio output's changeable. Foobar has yt-dlp support, but deprecated.Soundpad is easy option, skips VAC but it's gay.>Setting upSet VAC as default recording device via Sound options if Windows.For MPV, yt-dlp (youtube-dl.exe) comes packaged with it. If not, get it here: https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/releases/latest/download/yt-dlp.exe - Rename it to youtube-dl.exe and place it in the MPV folder. Hard part: You run mpv.exe via command prompt or any other command line terminal, but you want to point its audio output to your VAC. So it should look like this "C:/mpv/mpv.exe --audio-device=[name]" To find [name], load up mpv.com via command line, and: "C:/mpv/mpv.com --audio-device=help" This'll display a list of your audio channels, copy your VAC's name and paste it on the previous one. So it should look like C:/mpv/mpv.exe --audio-device="wasapi/{d630af53-ce70-4a30-b1cb-a73d6736af66}" You now have MPV instance that play only to that channel. Be sure to either copy the syntax or paste the entire thing onto a .bat file. If Windows, you can drag and drop links onto MPV. If your browser's too shit, paste url manually in quotes. Should be: C:/mpv/mpv.exe --audio-device="wasapi/{d630af53-ce70-4a30-b1cb-a73d6736af66}" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E" If foobar, get addon here: https://www.foobar2000.org/components/view/foo_youtube ; RTFM on how to add it. Be sure to Preferences -> Playback -> Output and set Device to VAC, and output format to 16bit.
>>855975Via MPV, the final result should look like this, if you're going to paste it into a .bat file: C:/mpv/mpv.exe --audio-device="wasapi/{stringofbullshitnumbersgohere}" >ScriptsFor mic toggle in Sven, paste this into whatever .cfg file you will exec on launch. This one binds to K key. Add semicolon (;) then space after every line to paste in console; works for Goldsrc and Source.alias vtoggle "von"alias von "+voicerecord; voice_loopback 1; alias vtoggle voff"alias voff "-voicerecord; voice_loopback 0; alias vtoggle von"bind k "vtoggle">MiscellaneousSvengine and Goldsrc can't support 32bit and stereo audio. 32bit soundfiles sound compressed and sped up.MPV's GUI is ass. See mpv/doc/mpbindings.png for hotkeys.Another commandline you can add to MPV's input is --yt-dl-format= for Youtube video formats. 251 for audio webm, 140 for .m4a (mp4), particularly useful if you just want the audio and stream quickly. What you can't stream, you can manually download; The same commandline applies to youtube-dl.exe, but shortened to -f followed by the same format number.A lazy workaround to MPV's tendency to not pick 16bit audio is to load the video and audio first, then switch off video channel with _ key.Voice output is NOT equal on everyone. Always start at low volume and increase only if demanded/shooting gets too loud. Mutes affect text messages along with voice chat.I will not elaborate on soft-routing audio channels via wonky software due to character limit.You can't get voicedoxed if your VAC is overriding mic. Bongs have sensitive ears and you know your duty.
>>855975>>855981Trannies do all that shit only to be defeated by my voice_enable 0 kek
This will be counter strike in 2000https://files.catbox.moe/yql1ij.mkv
>>857267webm or fuck off
>>857321skill issue
>>857353git gud
>>857375no u
>>857380no u
>>857380>>857417have sex gay homos
>>857456no u
>>857684nice quality bro
>>857697I'm going to post more of these and there's nothing you can do about
*Entoma holds you*
hey andre
>>807810nipponese maps have bullet sponges because they are balanced around and meant to be played with a full server of friends
>>859731You Will Hug The Bug & You Will Be Happy(shes so cute)
>>860557
Peashy is Adorable
I got some amazing server news. I shoved cunt so far up my ass, that we got more bandwidth now. My rear end feels like a highway though, from all of the traffic. Anyway, join our server and have an amazing time. Yours truely.
God i love the sprays on this server
where the fuck is the server?
server still down
This is why he is too nervous to post it here he thinks people will tell hin to go fuck himself for begging money on 4chans (un)official sven coop server because he has no money he spend it all on vodka and hrt
>>861711oh crap, will we really need to make a donations box for chan coop
>>861711embarrassing desu
Niggers how do I play this?
>>861711KEK, I'm not paying, get a job, you vatnik piece of shit
Hi, the server is down, this is an atrocity worse than even the (fake) holocaust where 6 million ewes didn't die. Pls do something about it .Regards, HP Lovecraft's Cat.
You can have the money fer y'alls server if'n ya suck on mah cawk
>>861249Always knew this fag was a manlet. Lol, lmao even.
>>861249explains why he's always mad, always tries to teamkill desu
How to play botparty:>Suicide at the start>Alt-tab, do something fun or productive>After 5 mins alt-tab back in, type "rtv" in chat>Alt-tab again and wait until the map is over
>>863187Thats how I play bm_sts and hotline
this is a nice server :)
>>866016>fuckedface's shitty map
Wake up and get on, fags
What is the worst map on the server?
>>869053bm_sts
>>869053Chill Ride
>>869053Crap-Life
>>861249>>866016>>866135
>>869903>Yuri on the mapnow this is old (about 1-2 years)
>>8699672
billions must be useless
Will the server ever get a new host, considering the main one has not played on the server this entire year?
>>871605(s)Mak did play on the server in beginning of this year. I saw and competed against him in bm_sts.
>>861249[Here, you've dropeed it.]
>>871605It will when maki gets his head stomped or blown off
wtf this shit, let me in
>>872232the pass's mery
>tfw kurisu decommissions the old test server
>tfw in you're discord
>After several weeks of being MIA, Taog's whereabouts surfaces>KIA. Evidences confirm that it was attacked and eaten alive, along with another operative>The believed murderer escaped after contact. Directives were to not make use of lethal force>Attached is a photo of intial contact. Viewing is unadvised to non-forensic personnel>Teams still are searching the murderer. If you currently are at _______, consider the state unsafe
what is this faggot shit, is this an april fools event, its kinda meh
>>874847ruined by faggots! sorry sweetie!!
>>874851But what is the event? Just shitty maps, I dont get it
>>874854No idea about the maps but names were seemingly randomized in chat which was fun until retards started spamming non stop
What if we kissed on ThePlane
>dont download the cringime model packs>download lq model pack>everyone is default player model so everything is like vanillaIts kino
>>874867I cried.
>>875066sovl desu
it's over pvpbros
someone please how do I join
>>875938
MEDIC!https://files.catbox.moe/2dv5iv.MP4
>>876165Bruh, that is a Vladlen Tatarskii, right? 200g of TNT explovise charge concealed inside a figurine did a nasty job...
Virutal Idol by day Contract Killer by night
Grunt and Tranyilla after perma-banning me (for the 9th time)
>>876814Vladlen got a little denazified
>>877513Trannyilla: Grunt babe, we did it! We got rid of the cancer
>>877513>>878608fucking hot, please post more
damn no one playing anymore?
>>883675we're all b&
>>883675I am
>>883675it's filled with autistics that no one likes
>>887541I'd rather play with autistics who no one likes than with people who don't speak English.
>>883675It's active in EU hours, probably not the case for NA evenings.
shoutout to the retard "andre" or something like that>blocks shitty map>gets votekicked>leaves trying to avoid kick>joins just as vote ends>gets kicked for 30 min
shoutout to me, for being based!
>join the server>see the same 10 dudes like everyday>wtf is going on>spam E for 1 hour>the map eventually continues>still spam E everywhere>unskippable useless cinematic>map end>restartgood experience
Be careful guys, a submarine was spotted near chan coop headquarters.
Is server kill again?
Wake up, Kurisu, its time to suck dicks for money.
New address: 194.58.90.160:27015
>>737870>209.250.235.119:27015failed to contact server :/
>>877606well, apparently he's from india so eating dry turd would make a lot of sense now.
guess server is RIP again
cant join it takes forever to load
Addressing your concerns, faggots: >server is kill?!Yes and no. We had to change its address (refer to >>890373 ). Someone later will drop a domain for anons to connect - it should be more user-friendly than an IP. You can find the server through the in-game browser, also.>is it definitive?Yes, apparently.>b-but what about my latency?! it is horrible!!We are aware. Unfortunately, you will have to live with it, for now.>what is this bullshit, now it is taking too long to connect!!That is due do issues with fastdl, we are working on it.>TL;DRTouch grass, have sex.
>>891284Eat shit, kill yourself.
>>891361this
>>890851Wait, isn't he a nail polish?
when will the sever be back up
the server was always up 194.58.90.160:27015
Now that Anthony's gone, who do we ask to micspam?
who are you gonna call to bust these ghosts?
>>901056I'll call rtv to change to a less shitty map
will desu deliver?
>>902027No
fgc please come back
due popular requests!
>>905725theplane is the greatest mapalso nigger
>>906594based and trueremove sung's ability to revive himself and giving everyone all the weapons
the server has fallen
Why are there 2 chan-coop servers
https://files.catbox.moe/ob0fyp.mp4
>>917291>bunny hop>speedrun>1920x1080kys.
does the server ever run classic maps like they hunger?
>>917848
lovely
Wtf, broken ass server, can't say shit.Fix it Trannyllia
>>927499nah
>>930268I'll turn your insides into your outsides and outsides into your insides you fucking dumb cunt.
>>933385no u
shopkeeper: murked
>>933454Cool, an Orochi skin
So when will Fall Guys come back?
>>934082Hopefully never, absolutely awful map.
>>934082Hopefully soon, absolutely awesome map.
everyone in this server needs to touch grass right the fuck now
heeeey!!
Blue eyes
>>936189
So is this an actual 4chan server or is it like /tg/station where it started off as 4chan but was eventually co-opted by actual trannies?
Love me Aqua <3
weird boxes on a map Zorik ported
>>936408the latter
>>936554Figures, can't have anything good actually last on this website
>>936554Don't lie to the man.Furries are banned by a rule, you can call anyone whatever you want.The retards malding at this server ARE THE TRANNIES.
>>936408trannies banned >100 people for hurting their feefees, you can get b& for saying shit they dont like on discord
>>936408There's no sizeable amount of actual trannies, but the server's definitely full of undesirables now. It was a decent server for the first month or so it was around, though the previous /vm/ server was far better in terms of the people that played.
server member ranking where?
>>936981It's literally owned and ran by trannies and underage kek
>>936408>>936554>>936563>>936812>>937339same fag and tranny. cope, seethe, etc.
>>937344shut up retard don't @ me
>>937348inspect element retard
>>936408Nah its just filled with total degenes
>>937344Touch grass, have sex
>>937352Inspect deez nuts
>>937352>I inspect element'd and photoshop'd the 4chanx red lines perfectly in the span of 6 minutesbased retard
>>937439Everyone who they dislike is kozmic heheh
>kozmic out of nowhere
>>937464>nowhereKozmic is everywhere tranny, and ur Chen art is shit
Server status: Dead asf lol get rekt
>>937717Adios amigos
>>938474Leave me out of this, faggot
>>938474Ey yo the one time I didn't do anything. I get my name involved somehow. Must be Sexy salesman trying to get back at me for cyber bullying him all the time.
Maxwell, yesman and sexy salesmen are all pussy ass gimps bowing to their tranny overlords
Is there bigger skins dump, the one above is just 5 gb, i wanna that 27gb one
>>939599You can grab the entire collection listed on the model database here: https://wootguy.github.io/scmodels/download.htmlThough it has not been updated since December last year
>>939599this is what mental illness looks like
>>938524>bowing to their tranny overlords>get instantly banned on sightYea nice
How do you see other peoples steamids?
>>940550U gonna cry about it?
>>940507Yeah dumb ass that's why the server exist, it's discord trannies look good in front of groomed minors by messing with people like you who actually like this dead ass game and keep rejoining
Newfag alert.
>>940558Lol stop being such a silly goose
>>940609(shut up kite)
PORTAL HOUSE STATUS: COURT MARTIALED