A vanilla 1.19.0 server, pirated and cracked friendly for those who want to avoid Mircrsoft's ever worsening tactics.The server is one of the oldest in 4chan history and has maintain an active player-base throughout the years and we're looking to get some new joins on to this lovely little map we call home.IP - mc.chimpout.club:25600Map - http://mc.chimpout.club:9788/ ~ 1.17 terrain up to 5k, and 1.18 beyond to 15k.>How to can I join?Official and pirated clients can join in without issue. Users using free VPNs may be blocked due to Russian bots abusing it.>Rules? Yes, this isn't an anarchy server so don't be using hacks or cheats to nuke spawn. Use /rules for more info.
first for WATERCUBE
With a rich history, a year old map to explore and settle, /v/craft is a great choice for normal minemanning!
>the day the greentext plugin broke, complete mayhem engulfed the server
>>672989Fifth for the cascade of water that crashed the server!
danger beach is BACK baby! come build some summertime themed stuff on the beachside, pray for the stone Quati monument, explore underspawn's weed farms, cover obsidian with sand in order to trap and kill your mortal enemies with ecrystals that oldfags casually give you, visit the George Froyed statue and more!
>>672996>be george floyd>die>be memorialized in minecraft
>>672987Do you like map arts? /v/craft offers a wide selection to choose from, and head out the end to make your own without molestation, unless people think you're a pedo.
>>673004bruh get yo house outta dat blimp and miss me wit dat whack ass scooby-doo shit
See canal town!
low quality shill thread. all fields.
Visit Food Lunch, with many locations around the map.
>>673047Yes, if it has a field, we have it.
Don't be upset anon!
>>673019vgh the vvheat fields of evropa
Place blocks, make frens, have fun
>>673047you fucking retard
>>673327you fucking tranny. put your discord server on another site
Due to rampant faggotry, all VPNs are blacklisted, until faggotry subsides (probably never).Message Mark on discord for whitelisting, or drop name in thread I guess.
>>673991>proceeds to make server even more 1984You're proving their point. In fact, I think I might even join in on it myself. Tyrant tranny jannies can suck my cock.
>>673433>if only you knew how bad things really are
Can I have a status report on wtf happened since February?
>>674334janny permabanned a bunch of players for hurting the feelings of some communist who routinely camps spawn to kill people
where can I find the new mangrove trees?...also are there wardens and other stuff in the server? the new underground stuff?
hey mark you fucking faggot. why did you range ban me? muh "VPN ban," more like an excuse to ban all newfags from all countries besides the US, because you're scared of evil vpn nazis saying the nigger word on your reddit server. meanwhile its perfectly fine for some cocksuckers to trap spawn and kill everyone not wearing netherite armor. I can't believe there are people on this site mentally ill enough to play on and enjoy this pozzed hellhole.
>>674440A couple of niggers are ruining it for everyone bro. Calling them all natsoy's is just blaspheming the nazi's. It's just anons being anons, and mark as king anon is doing what he needs to do.
>>674342>Hold still while I blow up spawn<No>STOP PERSECUTING ME FOR MY BELIEFS AAAAAH THIS IS CENSORSHIP SAVE ME HITLER
>>674445All natsoys will be hunted for acting too much like hormonal trannies.
>>674442none of the servers that don't ban nazis have this problem
>>674440>>674342>>674249>>674000>>673361>>673050>>674455I wonder who could be behind these posts
>>674455Ask me how I know you haven't played on a lot of game servers.
>>672987Anyone else getting this?
>>674662the server probably has "enforce-secure-profile" set to true and therefore doesn't let you join with the no-chat-reports moduse a cracked launcher if you're paranoid about chat reports
>>674662MC bugtracker suggests it might have something to do with your computer's date/time setting.
>>674440>you're scared of evil vpn nazis saying the nigger wordkek
for any newfags lurking, the ban of the three anons who are seething in the thread had nothing to do with politics and everything to do with them griefing builds almost every day. There are a bunch of natsocs on the server who don't roam around the place breaking shit and they're fine
>>675404>griefinglmao. just kek. how misinformed do you have to be?
the prophecy said that play.vmcraft.me would be the best server and destroy this server into the fires of oblivion, then throw vcraft past the stratosphere and into outer space with all of its might, leaving people to wonder if vcraft ever really even existed. one doesn't know the nature of things
>>675763i am inclined to believe you, play.vmcraft.me has been popping off recently
>>675766acme was saying play.vmcraft.me was better, if it rose in popularity that was probably why
Steer clear, this server fucking sucks it's just singleplayer with chat
>>676032>singleplayer with a chatwhat else did you expect
>>676032>>676042vcraft is much more than that.here's a screenshot from yesterday's female beatings
hate to say it but play.vmcraft.me is the better one
I love that this is the fastest thread of all the minecraft servers on vm.
>>674662I have a cracked launcher and it's still not letting me joinmy date and time are correct and I don't have the no report mod installed either
>>676330>>674662Hello, this is your operator.Next time the server reboots you should be able to connect again.Thank you for choosing /v/craft!>>674701This anon was wrong, lmao.
i joined but then had to go to play.vmcraft.me because its just better i guess
This server won't last the year unless we get a map reset
>>676511If the map gets a reset I'll quit the server for good.
>>676511Map reset when
>Come back to minecraft after years>There's a new modloader>Quilt>Check FAQwew, it's a pozzed Fabric
>>676511I just started building and made a base. Please don't listen to that post.
>>676631map isn't resetting anytime soon
do i need any specific version to play thisif so, where do i get it (mine is 1.6.4)it's been a while since i played it
>>676418>>676330>>674662As an addendum, it would appear your launcher is not providing a Public Key, perhaps this is a UUID as well.the pajeet server host suggests I enforce-secure-profile: true, because we currently don't.It looks like 1.19 has an anti-piracy measure in it this way. In both directions, secure profiles, and the absence of them.
>>676881it's bug on the server's end, I was playing with the same setup a week ago. And who the fuck cares, tons of servers already have that shit set to False anyways
>>676924btw as of this moment, I haven't tried to connect to the server again, so I'm not saying I still can't enter
Best way to cover the wood out of place with the cobble roof?
>>6768661.19 and 1.18.2 both work, not sure about earlier versions
is this play.vmcraft.me or just a spinoff of that server?
>>677291it's the server you've always wanted to own, Yakshemash
>>676931have you tried stairs and trapdoors like picrel
>>676881dunno what the fuck you did but I cant connect for shit nowI have an account and am using the official launcher and today is the first time im getting this error so I'm gonna assume it has something to do with whatever settings you changed on reset
>>676881can't connect with my cracked account, and it looks like the server is enforcing secure chat signatures nowwhat's going on?
>>677928>they don't know
>>676928>>677928nope, still can't connect
>>678159what error message do you get, and what version are you playing on? not the admin btw but some players can get in again
>>678192>error messageInvalid signature for profile public key. Try restarting your game.>version UltimMC 1.19 - Local Account>logsnone aside from that in game error screen, UltimMC doesn't output anything weird either>modshttps://go.0xfc.de/zyfcme
>>678204just tried stock 1.19 and it's giving me the same error
>nazis banned for totally legit reasons>server is now implementing botnet effectively banning crackchudsnot a coincidence
I can't find where everybody hangs out>so I got a shitty house way far away next to a giant pagoda tower
>>678308They will NEVER ban my Nazi paraphernalia
I think 1.18.2 still works to connect with, with any cracked launcher maybe.I can confirm tlauncher will connect to the server on 1.19
>>678357Spawn mostly, and there's a huge build project a bunch of people are working on which I forget the name of.
>>678494That book better be a 100% copy of Mein Kampf
>>678494loser fetish, a form of cucggav0kolding
>>673002extremely based mapart u got here
>Looked in /vg/ for a minecraft server instead of /vm/ and they shilled me vmcraft instead of vcraft>Server has like 0 playersI fell for the "bad timezone, nobody plays minecraft at 6am" meme and thought that people would join at a better time, oh well. I'm not switching servers, already built too much and am committedI was building Atlantis on the mid-Atlantic ridge, have floating pyramids and a nice cove already built. Sorry vcraft friends but just saying hi this time.
>>672987So the forced migration thing locked me out of playing minecraft. I have my username but fuck if i know what my old elementary school email was or the stupid fucking transaction id. Customer support has been shit. Am i just out of luck here?
>>682368Yup, basically.All old users of minecraft are basically fucked unless they open a class-action lawsuit, that's literally the only way to get your old account back. I've filed multiple tickets and they all say the same thing, nothing they can do.
>>672987Why is my country banned from joining?
>>682380shouldn't have invaded ukraine and started killing people, shelling apartment buildings and villages, violating nuclear arms treaty by doing so and other things that are gonna start ww3.btw you have no paypalyou have no mastercardyou have no onlyfansyou have no instagramyou have no twitteryou have no tiktokyou have no netflixyou have no twitchyou have no apple payyou have no google payyou have no adobeyou have no amazonyou have no facebookyou have no mcdonaldsenjoy your 'freedom' over their in your shithole country, sooner or later your whole country will be banned from everything
>>682388Nice pasta but I'm from NATO country dumbass and I'm not using VPN nor is my ISP doing some fuckery as I've checked ipleak and similar sites
>>682357you do know /v/craft has it's own Atlantis rightthey made a 1000x1000 watercube or something
>>682388I have a blonde gf while your crush is getting fucked by the entire third world, keep your master card
>>682895Yeah but atlantis was never an underwater city and was actually an entire country on the mid-atlantic ridge when the sea levels were lower who eventually migrated to the rest of the world.There's still pyramids and stuff left behind on islands in the mid-atlantic ridge.
>>682907There are no pyramids it's just underwater mountains that look like pyramids goy
>>683674>It's just underwater mountains!I hate jews so much>Over 140 pyramids are currently being studied ABOVE the water on the Pico islands>These are all documented with photo and video proof>Some guy makes an outrageous claim and tries to say that he found a SUPER DUPER MEGA PYRAMID>Now if you search "azores pyramids" you can't find any info about it except for the deboonking that says there's no pyramids, you have to already know about them and search "pico island azores pyramids" to not get filtered>Trying to look up ancient maps with the location of Atlantis on it? They are all obviously modern and fake and all include the entire world and the Americas, can't find a real map anymore due to clickbait articlesBasically every single european society has tales of people arriving by sea from an Island out in the ocean off the coast of Africa / Europe and invading them. Even the British do, Spaniards too. During the ice age the sea levels were at least 400 feet lower, exposing many islands / seamounts and making every island out there much larger. Another crazy thing is you would have to search for hours to see an accurate map of sea level drop. They at least try to get it right next to major coasts but for islands like the Azores they're claiming a 400 meter drop immediately off the coast on official government maps, very believable.>Know there's pyramids on Pico island>Don't search nearby underwater peaks for pyramids>Just claim there's giant ones underwater so it can be deboonkedJews.
>>680118you okay, gay retard?
In Garf We Trust
>>682906>I have a blonde gfsoon you will not have a gf anymore pidor
>>682398If you have a discord message mark like the message says, or I guess post your username in the thread
>>683831Where do I find people in rl who share my hatred for the tribe
Is anyone else getting timed out errors when trying to connect to the serv
>>686700server is dead because a janitor did an oopsie with a command and crashed it, no one can log in
>>686874If admin sees this before he's back on monday
>server is deadI miss cyberbilly...
>ban natsocs>destroy the natsoc art wing>server diesgee it's almost like this isn't a coincidence
>>686931how did (you) know that information?
server is back online after the chadmin woke up from his deep slumber (he overdosed on andy's logs)
>>687020Why is Croatia banned?
>be communist>be furry>be pedo>all spawnkill, daily>all post cp on discord hidden channel daily>not banned>use a red white and black skin and study German history while being a fantastic asset and good friend to all in the server>we were pillars of the community>the server dies without us>because we were banned>for challenging the status quo>for being anti censorship>for being for freedomthat's a nice address you got there
>>687104This is false, lying dumb frogposter. Nobody wants to play with your fucking annoying ass. You're like that kid on the playground who is highly obnoxious and then starts crying when others refuse to play with him. Stop acting like a faggot or griefing people and you'll be accepted as a person no matter if you're a schizo sieg heiling poltard.
>>687118the leninist cries out in pain as he strikes you.cope. age is not just a number
>>687104if you have to call yourself a good asset, odds are you arent
>>687104>nuke shit>get banned<wtf how could this happen this is literally censorship 1984 george orewell???<if you disagree you are a communist furry pedo??
dead dead deadski
Wow this place really is a shithole you guys should head over to the vmcraft thread where instead of 5 or 10 posts about nazis and trannies we have 0 posts and nobody's there
>>687156our Atlantis is better
>>687400Nah, Atlantis was never an underwater city and therefore our Atlantis is the real Atlantis but your Atlantis is a fake mockery of the ancient Aryan civilization and is based on spongebob lore.
>>682388What a fucking onions nigger, glad your server is dead you globohomo loving faggot.
>>687402person who built this got permbanned for no reason. what a cucked server
>/v/craft thread derailing into a /pol/ thread again because of the usual suspects
>>687514What do you expect from a nigger who loves ukraine? Disgusting faggot, im gunna make sure this server tanks.
>>686931>>destroy the natsoc art wingWhich included all of 3 piece of art, a swastika, some hitler youth thing, and a stonetoss "Burgers?" panel. Not that it matters if it happened once, unlike skorp, whevs or several others wings that get ruined every other week seems like.
>>687091Oh, probably because there was some faggot ban-evading there at some point, or particular provider was used in a bot attack. Message mark
>>687538>>687643go back to telegram schizoor better, why not make a gay little aryan paradise server for your pals and yourself? all the players who dislike you (probably jewish communist furry pedophiles) won't be able to trespass into your sacred ground! you will be able to build as many obsidian swastikas and quartz temples as you want, and without any external threats your glorious thousand year reich won't collapse immediately. the perfect playground!
Where the no-horned Goat is king
>>687744let the culling begin
sinope's tranny house
>>687728yeah go fuck yourselfenjoy your dead server
I'm not actually one of the natsoys I'm just shitposting as one in the thread cuz it's funny. i quit a while ago.
>>687869isn't that quads house? i nuked it during anarchy time before the patch late last year after being told it belonged to quad
>>687912based and lively-server-pilledhope your stuff is still ok.
>>688036idk i told sinope he could have my stuff so you'd have to ask him
sinope's cuck shed
>>688498>Sinopes Cluck and Duck
>>687402>>687104You didn't get banned for your beliefs, you got banned for being underage and just kinda annoying. proven by this thread lmao.
>>688498Sinope's CLUCK shed
>>690292>underage and just kinda annoyingso is acme but he's a janny now
>>690315Acme is our lolcow
my humble home
I want Natalie Portman to step on me and call me a retarded goy
>>690718You got shaders or is this vanillalooks pretty good
>>690315Negative, I can legally fuck your mother while you watch, Affekt, the difference between us, other than that is that I don't mind if you get unbanned.>>690687misoy misoy misoy misoy misoy
>Ukrainian nigger runs server and bans russiansNo thanks nigger. I'll be here enjoying my beta 1.7.3 while you are bombed to death.Hope the ruskis rape your sisters in front of you then piss in your mouth faggot.
>>687899>14 botsAs good as dead nigger
>>691298There are no ukrainians here, check with>>/pol/>>/lgbt/sgwhs6
So there's no solution to this >>674662 problem if you're using UltimMC launcher with 1.19 version? 1.18.2 lets you in though, just curious.
>>691672Yeah it depends on if the launcher is spoofing or providing whatever it is the server/mogang wants.The solutions are unfortunately:>use a different launcher>buy game>use old version>or wait for server to update into 1.19.84 lands
>>672987World expanded to generate fresh chunks in 1.19. Please enjoy the new ancient cities and sculk stuff.
>>691672so far pozzed Tlauncher, PollyMC (not to be confused with PolyMC) and SKLauncher seem to work.
Jannies clean it UP
> Clean up on aisle 2
>>692509Speaking of that, I checked out the the thread for /vm/craft and the thread is bizzarre. Posts in pic related are written like a boomer trying to create fake positive reviews for his failing business or something
Join /our server/ and get access to our infamous and trademarked Minecraft bouncy castle.
>>672987>A vanilla 1.19.0 server>players can summon 1k rotten flesh and food on command>jannies can summon frogs on players whenever they feel like itwhat's with the retarded plugins? if you remove them the server will improve immediately
>>692952The only command with normal food is /welfare and it delivers you 1 cooked chicken, and a slice of watermelon. It has a longer cooldown than the one that gives you rotten flesh.I'd say it's balanced.
>>692910it's fucking gone share blew it up kek
>>692956>Add some commie shitty concept that doesn't exist called /welfare>Uhhh but i balanced it okay (more word sallad to cope explaining)The oven is ready jew
>>674445why tf is spawn able to be blown up what kind of scrub shit is this. setup commands to prevent explosions or protect fields
>>693062agreed i was tempted to join but hearing about commands is a massive turn offit also seems like they are all discord trannies which really sucks
>we now enter the "niggers who are never going to join the server, bitching about the server" section of the thread.>are they self-important, or just dropping bait? we may never know.
ok but can the retarded plugins be removed
For any inquiries about plugins or the server ask Mark.
play.vmcraft.me is popping off. vcraft isn't.
>>693381That's it, I'm leaving this hell hole and trying out vmcraft. play.vmcraft.me!
this places stinks, all the cool kids are playing on play.vmcraft.me!
man I'm logging into play.vmcraft.me fuck this gayass place -sincerely from Spicles
>>693496yeah fuck this gayass server I'm moving to vm craft the real 4chan server (only 1 player online at all time)>t. actual spicles
>>693206This. Fuck the plugins we want vanilla
>>694473that hole was made with worldedit
christ what happened to this server
>>694809I like when everyone forgets that it would be LHI farming some farm alone sometimes. Kneejerk doom and gloom. Please appreciate geofront.
>>693381samefagging 1000 fucking times wont save your shithole server
>>694809You logged on during eastern yuro mornings anonie, try a bit later in the day>>694820Bretty nice bruv>>693381I would start shilling in your thread but that would be detrimental to this server, kindly screw off, gypsy
bros what is mark telling people to go outside?is this some kind of reverse psychology?
My new place has a good view
How do i connect on mobile?
>>696341set up a gayser server
>>696026is that aliens in the air?
>>696490nah it's just a floating platformBacon hugging the ground!
This is what playing 10+ hours on /v/craft does to your body. Stop before it's too late!
I found a wither on the loose around -12463, 8178 which is in the middle of an ocean.
>>697576did ya kill it?
>>697588No. I only had a stone sword and was killed by it when I was heading to the mangrove biome.
>>697591By executive powers, the wither has been smitten.Please alert /v/craft jannies about any other loose withers.
tell whoever is fucking with vmcraft to actually put their skills into making a good server instead of coming into our thread to advertise and lie. maybe then this gayass server will get more than just a few people online
>>697655based, I'm hopping on play.vmcraft.me rn
What should the floor be for my workshop area? It will have furnaces, most interactable blocks, alchemy, some chests/barrels, furnaces.
>>697593Thanks! I feared that it would eventually go after other builds scattered around or worse, get close to spawn. If I see anymore loose withers, I'll let you guys know.
>>697709cool, vt is back. where'd it go?
vt gets a bad rap for cunny maps, but otherwise looks like a normal mineman server
I miss him bros...
I miss Cyberbilly
rest in power!
>>699970i miss nicbas
>>674450i will keep building windmills and you can't stop me
best 911 ever
rip world trade center made of crafting tables and the smaller tower 7 smelting tower
Reminder that trannies and fags have never been welcome on /v/craft
>>700622tell that to greg and whevs, and also whevs' troon boyfriend who doesn't play anymorei bet they have been playing far longer than you
>>700622then why is this all over the server
Oy vey! 911 and the world craft centers are gone!>>700827Because it's easier to say "You must be 18+ to play here" and leave it at that, then moderate all the degeneracy that fourchins players are going to engage in.
>>700630Cool headcannon fag
i've always been on servers with a warp function. so i was skeptical about no warps. but the transportation infrastructure of rail lines and nether ice roads is more fun. on servers with warp there is no journey, just isolated builds with nothing in between, can't just explore. i spent a couple hours on the eastern rail line yesterday checking stops along the way and making not of useful farms to come back to.
https://youtu.be/3BwcQvdM2HM911 911 911 911 911 911 911 911
>>702251cool misato of the undying, i like it
>>702716Floyd 20:20Thou shal taketh the flatscreen, the nike & the dolla from the whiteys, fo' they taketh our lives.Das' rite
>>703077HATE that whaleerase it
fuck this server im logging into gaiamc.space
gaiamc... now there's a server I haven't heard in a long time. Oh, it's just vm/craft
I'd play on /v/craft, but every time I see these threads it's drama. Last time I played some faggot with the Elytra flew in and blew up my base like an airborne islamic terrorist.
yeah we have enough players that at least 1 person has beef with someone else.Most players don't have this problem, however.
>>704803I don't have beef with anyone but then again I'm an autist that just builds highways.
i tried all the 4chan minecraft servers and this is the one i settled on
>>705235no you havent
>MORE>FUCKING>PLUGINSI can't fucking take it anymore. The retards in command keep adding useless bullshit that just makes the game fall further and further away from vanilla. It was fun bros, but I'm fucking done.
>>705263what plugins lmfao
>>705235Cool, I'll take that compliment! Welcome aboard anon!
>>705263Herobrine for Holloween plz!
Can any jannies rollback Fabong's inventory? Lost maparts and books. Thanks.
This server steals your ip. Do not log into it.
>>705722That's all servers and websites, dick head.
>>672987do the /sexmode to get an allay
allays are neat.
>>705826This one can see your IP, retard
>>708180how? server logs? lol
>>708193When you connect it sees your IP leaving you vulnerable to TCP connections
>>708201but that's all tcp-ip services
>>672987Wojcraft is a towny Roleplay server with a focus on world building and player/factions interaction.Build a unique nation, ally with other towns, and conquer your enemies, you can do it all in Wojcraft.gg/GMQpuUgP5b
>>672998wtf someone turned my end crater into a swamp
>>708797mario if he square
I love not playing for months and coming back to see how different things are. Also genuinely surprised how my base hasn't been destroyed or raided.
>>709747i deliberately wait for people to be gone for the 100 day minimum, then i nig literally EVERYTHING from their base.then i proceed to overwork core protect and force the jannies to clear the core protect data to prevent the server from getting raped, and then there is no record of me nigging their shit if they rejoin.
Whitelist this ip 188.8.131.52Can't join because it's a paid VPN
>>710330yeah i know i took a month or two break and came back to all my farms and entire base picked clean. fucking rodent the moment i find your name im gonna chimp
>>711204it was me my in-game name is Spicles come get me nigger
Just don't build near spawn and don't connect your base to the nether highway. Your base won't be bothered then.
Is there a gold farm anywhere? I need a bunch.
Why is spawn fucked?
Can the town hall be fixed? I liked that building.
We should rebuild spawn from the ground and restore it to what it was when the world was generated. I'm talking about a forested peninsula where frens can build new things instead of replacing old builds that nobody has used in a year.Yeah the courthouse looks okay, but it hasn't been used since we put newfags on trial for griefing about 9 months ago.The giant tree is cool, but everything else is just a ghost building that never gets used. It's time that we RETVRN to traditional spawn and rebuild new things that will actually be used.
>>712431this is all happening because they removed the spawn cocks all that time ago
>>692564Buddy, that is exactly what it is.So is the post you replied to.
>>675769Acme isn't the surest sign of quality but I might as well take a peak
>>712813nvm it's fuckin DEAD
Oh janny!Time to clean it up jan jan!And make it snappy, because you can't play the game like normal until you clean it up! :)
flat spawn when
It's good to know billytotem is still there...
>nether banished for saying faggotlmao