Portuguese cs editionprevious >>658296
First for DWARFMAXXING
>>662863literally me, gained 10 kg over the last month
>>662846>page 7>crosslinkingretardthere's like 5 threads in the vm archive
4th for JACKZ F*ck you dog nikoF*ck you noob aleksibF*CK YOU CARLOS
>>663001He's joining HEET soon, can't wait til they play G2 at EPL
yo why are there so many capsules for sale at a loss on steam market who buys all these capsules then instantly lists them they were like 24 cents for a while i don't get it
>>663673>dust2 >no mousepadActually, this guy is suffering
surprisingly good podcast https://youtu.be/EXgmYFFMIDUg2 has an igl in mind, not niko, and is (/was?) trying to sign jks for jackz as a solid anchordon't know why kassad is such a quiet awkward bitch as an analyst compared to this. hope he gets a coach or gm spot somewhere, he really hates the status quo of contracts and management
I fucking hate this game so fucking much. I hate being so fucking inconsistent. Every day I feel like uninstalling and taking a week long or month long break and every day I launch it again.I am GE in MM for over 4 years now and I'm consitantly suffering between lvl7 and 9 on faceit. I was ONE win away from reaching lvl10 and actually deleting the shitty faceit platform from my PC but I keep going down when I get closer. I was 16avg on lvl7 and I just changed all my settings again and magically went back to mid 8 on 20avg and was doing consitetly well again and now the last 2 games I actually disabled myself and my teammates letting them down. Overrotating. Getting timing pushed. Not even aiming. 12 kills and 10 kills each game where NOTHING worked. The games before that I was top scoreboard with 25+ kills. I can't believe this shit. I can't believe I can be so good and bad at the same time. It makes me SO fucking angry. I promised myself I wouldn't play again today and I'm holding my own but I just know that first thing tomorrow I will be back in a faceit server getting my ASS handed to me (because I suck even more in the mornings). I'm just so fucking clueless. I HATE THIS GAME SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Can LDLC qualify for the major if they get amanek and misutaa?
>NA level 10>prefer playing short matches in MM>been steadily downranking from GN3 to SEM even though I win 60% of my matches and topfrag most of them
>banks is doing a dota eventbased
>>664738Who's he gonna cancel next?
>>664769Redeye was doing dota events as well when he got cancelled. i guess he planned this.
>>664738He did the recent apex legends lan too. He’s just… so fucking uninteresting on camera
Ok, so how do I ACTUALLY improve at this game?
>>662846Who are these cumsluts
>>665003get Yprac Aim Trainer on the workshop and go through their exercises. as a beginner a high refresh monitor literally doubled my kills.
>alex as igloh great another band aid solution. are g2 retarded, like seriously who is the gm/person running the csgo team?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xruOFf4x7P8 JUST
girl gamer here and csgo sucks the life out of meI couldn't hide the fact that I was a girl anymore. A) I was getting kicked bc i sounded like a little boy when i didn't want to reveal myself. B) I wanted to find decent teammates to play with long-term, which meant I had to use my mic more often, therefore, exposing myself. managed to conceal the fact I am a girl when I started out in SEM, up until Gn3 EU. Currently, I got a pretty solid team and we play quite a lot together.My main problem here is when I was good at hiding my gender, I used to get harsher insults, less sarcasm and was taken more seriously. I am not saying I don't love my teammates, I do. Now, as a girl, I get drops easier, my mistakes go unnoticed, and callouts most of the time ''i will kill them all for you, just sit back pretty''. I don't learn any more or get constructive feedback, now I am just an NPC lol.I sometimes force myself to play with randoms to get better. Now when i do the sec they somehow discover i am a girl, and I'm sure many girls encountered the same thing, in-game voice chat becomes stuff like ''baby, go the kitchen, wanna be my gf? ...etc''. i lost so many matches because they would never focus and instead talk all the time about the fact that i am a girl, or troll because i get more kills than them. Why can't be treated like any other male gamer?Why is being a girl gamer so hard and ruthless? i freaking hate this. I love gaming and it ruins it for me.
>>665136NiK0
>>665136>who is the gm/person running the csgo teamxtqzz maybesounds like he didn't gel with aleksib and won out in the hierarchy of the team, plus he used to coach alex on vita, who only left because of pre-covid travel exhaustion
>>665245Thinking about it more I honestly like the move. Like it's another classic IGL thrown under the bus again, but if Aleksi isn't compatible with XTQZZZ either, then it might be fine to move on. Alex should somewhat work with XTQZZZ, he's been playing on international rosters and from what I recall he's actually rated highly by NiKo. While I'm not too optimistic about the move making the G2 a absolute top contender and with IGL's you probably should want to commit, so sticking with Aleksi is probably what I'd suggest, if they can actually secure ALEX they might want to go for it.
which distro do I get for csgo magog?
>>665266They all should be good enough
>>665266Nobara Linux
>>665390>Nobara Linuxi'm interested...
>>665265>While I'm not too optimistic about the move making the G2 a absolute top contenderthey have niko, hunter, and m0nesy, and are rumored to get another top player for jackz. at some point they have to fall into trophy-contentionI agree that sticking with an igl is abstractly beneficial, but I don't think aleksi is that igl if he clashes with the coach and stars, you could clearly see niko didn't like or respect him
>>665405It's nice, the guy who made it works on Proton and Wine so he actually knows what he's doing when it comes to Linux gaymen , it's just a premodified Fedora THOUGH
>>665407>at some point they have to fall into trophy-contentionMaybe with the JACKZ replacement? I'm just skeptical towards swapping ALEX for Aleksi doing some sort of massive trick, though I'd honestly like to see him get some sort of proper chance to prove whether he's got it, since ever since leaving Vitality all his teams were so bad that I don't think he even had much of a realistic chance to do much better.
AAAAND WE BACKwe play academy league starts monday and runs all the way to aug 14 https://www.hltv.org/events/6671/weplay-academy-league-season-5
>>665410Not bad, he should base it on silverblue and he'd be really cooking with gas
Is CSGO the most popular esport at the moment? It seems bigger than ever before
>>665692lol probably bigger, considering the asian market, but I have no idea how any of that shit worksdota maybe has a higher peak in the international, but it only peaks 1x a year, so I'd definitely call cs bigger in eu/cis (2 comparable majors, +kato/cologne/blast finals and so on)
>>665692lol is bigger, but in terms of kino it's 100% cs. it's basically the f1 of esports
Now that the dust has settled, are they major grand final worthy? Or are they forever condemned to a semifinal pinnacle?
>>665782Not yet maybe next year
Veloren children game https://veloren.net/release-0-13/ look to minecraft grapfix to make children happy
>>665837>written in rust
>>665841Heard you's talking shit about rust? Cis boi?
>>665155just tell em to suck your dick and block em anyone using voice for anything other than callouts is a faggot anyways
>valorant playersoh no no no
>>665992tarik took the safe paycheckcan't blame him, he's set for life
gobros... it's over for us..
>>666006valorant players look like THAT?!
>valorant major champions wear shorts
>https://old.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/w6yb6r/female_streamer_talks_instantly_gets_kicked/another day, another "female in csgo" post
>>666164>knowing what gets posted on reddit>reposting it here and making us see it
>>666171indeed, i have the 'tism
I miss simpler times
>>666006Thank valoren for taking all the trannies, zoomers, faggots and women making csgo a space for people with above room temperature IQ and relatively thick skin even if half of those people are slavs with anger issues.
"2nd caller" is such a massive cope giving an underperforming player imaginary titles to justify how bad he is. There's no fucking "second caller", how do they manage escalation of authority in such a tight game like CS? 2nd caller makes a call superseding the IGL's power, without waiting for approval, everyone follows suit, who'd be the actual second caller here? Same with " support" players lmao this isn't fucking dota with healer classes either you're a rifler or a dedicated awper, everything else is up to whatever situation you find yourself in-game. Fucking retard "analysts" spouting bullshit like this.
danes look like that?
>>666340After first igl died in game>>666343There's also an all swedish team of 00nation for some reason. More swedes than fnatic. https://www.hltv.org/team/11425/prospects
>>666340some teams have people that call on certain maps
>>666340I hope this is a bait post.
>>666433Oh yeah? Hurt your fweewings because you're nothing more than a nade dispenser so you cope about being a "support"? I'm going to watch the back guys good luck opening that site, I'm a Support™ after all! No need to thank me!!!
>>666435Oh, so you do at least somewhat understand what supporting is about. Was a bit worried it wasn't a bait post.
>>666340>who'd be the actual second caller hereif I see a perfect opportunity in 1 round and call it out, am I the igl? even if someone else is making plans outside the game, calling macro plans from the start of the round, making more mid-round calls as well, etc.>everything else is up to whatever situation you find yourself in-gamehow do you find yourself in certain situations in-gameis there no such thing as an entry or site anchor either, just riflers?
>>666439>if I see a perfect opportunity in 1 round and call it out, am I the igl?No, neither are you a second caller. You're just one of the 5 players who happened to find the gap and given power to call because you're in that gap.>is there no such thing as an entry or site anchor either, just riflers?Entirely made up theoretical concepts when building set pieces. And you see how easily that falls apart before even a quarter minute pass on most maps. You go when you fucking need to, you don't wait for your "entry" to get into position because he was assigned to only do entries.
>>666448>You're just one of the 5 players who happened to find the gap and given power to call because you're in that gapnow imagine that one of those 5 has a good mind for the game, is maybe routinely elsewhere on the map, and frequently makes those calls. what do you care if they call it a "second caller"? what if you have a liquid situation where one player is doing all the out-of-server work with a coach and spawn/early calls, and another takes over during last-minute midrounding?>made up theoretical conceptsa site anchor is made-up, and doesn't disadvantage your stats relative to someone with more freedom? how many hltv top 20 players are playing b anchor on mirage, is it 1/5 the nonawpers? and certain players don't take double or more the entry attempts than others, even if they don't do it in literally every round? how many rounds did e.g. naf run in first (not catch someone on the extremity) per game, and how many did yekindar?
>>666452or 1/4 the nonawpers, rather
>>666452Now you're arguing entirely on pointless semantics. CS is built upon everyone having access to all weapons and utilities given enough economic leeway and no amount of forcing overwatch hero crap will change this. Never reply to me again.
>>666458Gpt bot
>>666458>CS is built upon everyone having access to all weapons and utilities given enough economic leewaythat's crazy, so awps are just juggled around based on economy? no, obviously people specialize, like they do in every other aspect of lifeyou having autism and not understanding that categories can be slightly fuzzy is the thing that won't change things, top level cs is not played as a pug where you randomly call where you're going out of spawn and don't even plan site hits enough to have someone taking point, but also there's only 1 I-G-L who makes all the calls with 0 input
>I do anchor and support stuff I'm a total team player that's why my stats are not so good!!! Uhh no you're just bad lol but cope all you want
>>666501Uh yeah. I wouldnt be playing support if I was good. But you can get some days where you're the best and gotta carry the bottom fragging shitters on your own. Such is life.
>>665695the stockholm major (most watched CS tournament ever) had a higher peak than TI10 (most watched dota tournament ever) and CSGO majors and other t1 tournaments get way more viewers than dota's.In terms of viewership I'd say it'sLoL > CS >> Dota > Valorant >> Rocket League >>>>>> Rainbow6 >>> Halo/CoD/Overwatchthere's also some mobile shit but I'm not a bugman so I don't care about those
>>666548Why come velulrante no have watchers?
>>666550>leanOh no no no
Headtrick bros. we rise.
/ourguys/ mouz academy playing now
https://www.jaxon.gg/kennys-monesy-is-like-a-little-brother-to-me/???Harem
>>666631based
>>666631>spunj spending birthday in a podcasr>prof homeless>pimp being pimpsad times during the player breakbonus: freya enjoying british "cuisine"
>>666707Do they really
>queue matchmaking because too lazy to boot up Faceit>4 russian subhumans on team>no info, no english>somehow, we are winning 10-3 on CT side>11-4 on half, I have like a 23-8 score>russian subhuman #1 leaves>the entire 2nd half is 4v5 with russian subhuman #2 leaving every 2nd round>we lose like 13-16>despite being on a 2 win streak and topfragging every second game, I demoteI hope every single one working at valve gets brain cancer without any loved one there at their side when they wither away
-m0nesy +ANa
>look at the csgo store page>they have AZK giving a tutorial video on the showcase
>>666550jesus I'd love to cum inside her pussi
>random bitch barely getting "harrassed" gets 40k likes on the csgo reddit while million dollar tournament grand final threads barely scratch 5k likes
>>666864go back retardif you don't like the csgo reddit, don't browse it, and don't repost it herewhy is this such a complex idea that it has to be said twice in the same thread about the exact same post
>>666845I'd love to eat her out after 5 black bulls have cummed inside her
>>666883oh say can you see
>>665005my gfs, please be respectful
>>662846ENDURANCE RUN
It's a running gag at this point
>>667167More like lolcow amirite xD
/ourguys/ mouz nxt about to shit on some danedogs. Surely magog will not miss it two days in a row? Also what phenotype is siuhy?
That mouz round comms is better than vitality
>>667207my mm games are better comms than vitality
>>667236Op awp
>>667240>the more expnsive gun has more impactWho would've thought?
>>667236anchor? more like ball and chain
I fucking despise how they balanced the A1-S vs the A4 (and yes I'm old enough to remember they've gone full cycle)Why make a weapon significantly better but only a nuisance to use due to ammo reserve when you know people will use it anyway? Even at 15 bullets A1-S will still be used.Just revert the changes back to when it had a worse TTK but still no recoil, it was fine. Now you either drag down your team through the A4 or you ruin your game by constantly getting killed reloading after an easy double kill.
>>667268My weplay academy league doesnt have this problem
nice
https://twitter.com/stewie/status/1552028747435425792?s=21&t=RT54e0b-gdgG9IvYzYG51g.
test
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qt-VX7lr19wWe used to get pregames like this, take me back to online cs with csgolounge. Like, I like lans, but the desk segments bore the shit out of me, and add nothing that I didn’t already know from hltv. Give me the players warming up and chatting shit
>>667527This nigga is gonna burn himself out of both scenes.
can this faggot richard lewis stop crying about muh morals and muh saudis for a single minute? jesus I can't wait til muzdogs and chinese stomp on the basedboy white asses
umm... trannybros?..
bros I actually found a girl I love while playing counterstrike. She is an actual woman ( I know because I already came inside her). She is cute and tall (but also has flaws) and it's so addicting to play with her. I'm just saying, they exist and if you play nice with them they will open their legs for you.
>>667831He only does it cause some people in the scene go on about supporting causes and being all upstanding and moral and shit, then suck on the oil tit
>>667723good
>>667842based, good for you anon
I enjoy g2 failing over and overfuck carlosfuck niko
*rapes everyone again in your path*
>the guy who looks like allu's son is even the awper
jeetu jokeS kekw
>>668010They're up next again
it's are time jksbrosgod I hope they get a decent igl and don't just boot everyone but niko/hunter/m0nesy again in 6 months
Mhl bros....
>>668010>lost 1.15 vs 4.75 oddsmatchfixing bros..... we are back........
FUCK YES, JKS IN A PROPER TEAMI DON'T CARE IT IS JITU, MAYBE HE WILL BE THE ONE TO GLUE IT TOGETHER.
what's actually funny is that jks has been playing australian faceit for like a monthhttps://faceittracker.net/players/jksso either they signed him without trialing for the team, or he knew after that block in may/june and all those og guys tried to shit on him for turning down their unknown squad of flamez/nexa/? for niko/hunter/m0nesy
https://dotesports.com/valorant/news/valorant-hits-worrying-benchmark-at-vct-masters-copenhagen-with-record-low-viewership
>>667842Nice but I'd prefer if my future gf doesn't really play videogames
https://twitter.com/wallstfox100/status/1552349149307310081?s=21&t=Y4ogYxBD-SKQOI5cMZ_BlgSo heckin wholesome bros, don’t forget to subscribe to ESEA Premium!
>>667716>irc skype mumble no discord >old twitch>those teamsVVVVVVVVVGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
I'm surprised no team has picked up AZR, he seemed to be a pretty damn good IGL given the players he had to work with.
>>668404probably scared off by extremum
Holy fucking SAVAGE
youtu.be/99er-9zZeGkcounter-elige-poster-posting
https://www.twitch.tv/insightonesports/clip/YummyNaiveSangRalpherZ-1L3vHiim6W8CM8hf
>>666890>golumbuslmfao
is this game dead or alive
>>668729Dead in NA
>>668729Very alive imo
>adult males>wears shorts in public
brehs
>>668755That’s someone’s son
>>668744you realize how hot it is out there atm in europe
https://blast.tv/counter-strikle
>>668744Never got this meme. Even the most stylish /r/menswear virgins own some shorts for when they want to larp as 60s prep boys going sailing during summer camp. Why wouldn't you wear shorts outside of work?
>>668774Danes are like the vowels in this game, open with danish player
>>668774>cheating puzzleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IvGrmvIRLw
https://twitter.com/stewie/status/1552717911587926016?s=21&t=xUMV0LEm8I0DAGKwZ-t62gSEWAGE BROS ITS OVER
>>668825
>>668884Rock bottom...
>>668825oh no he will make millions in streaming instead of paycheck stealing what a tragedy
>>668884Yapper bros we fucking won
???
>>669084>tfwI unironically like junior bros I think he’s based and actually pretty good
it's random na moves sznkennys to bad news bear when?
>>669084Col seems so fucking weirdThey had good eu players, then let them all go for shit NA players, and now are getting like… better than current crop of players, but still probably not going to make the team good enough. And by good enough, I don’t mean winning things, I mean like being somewhat competitive like say… mouzAre they going to stay NA?
>>669092the current team is just a cheap stopgap to stay in cs until conditions change (not lose partnered leagues, build NA fanbase). you should listen to kassad shitting on management in >>664134, they let blamef and k0nfig walk for free (and now probably jks for almost nothing too, with his contract almost up) through ineptitude, and probably didn't want to stake a bunch of money on randomly being able to make a new good team. dignitas folded their cs department months ago so hallzerk is just a budget good-enough awperthey'll probably keep an NA core of grim floppy fang at minimum
uh oh
you can never say that junior stopped being himself, right to the very end
>>669123based
>>669100literally hooxi?
>>669090>eg bring back malekKek
>>669100bottom of the barrel IGL? lmao
> be me> around 2k hours in cs> 1500 elo avg on faceit> play mostly mirage> start spamming 6-12 games a day for the entirety of july> mirage has been out for 10+ years and ppl still dont know how to take mid control> mental starts breaking> became progressively more emo> became more toxic> my duo who queues with me starts being more angry with more games we play> i ended up my losing my soul to satan and with no sanity> wtfi just wanted to grind cswhat does queuing faceit to my soul?
>>669385faceit really is aids. Especially solo if you aren't an actual god that can easily carry yourself to lvl10 based on aim alone. 5Q is also bad if it's with friends because then you are basically fucking around against people who actually tryhard half the time. But don't worry, even on lvl8+ people still can't take mid solo.
>>669100+hooxi confirmed https://www.hltv.org/news/34314/g2-to-sign-hooxi-on-a-permanent-basis-report
>>669463how is this an upgradeis carlos really that braindead
>spent the last 2 years playing valarante>try a couple games of cs Oh my god these guns feel amazing. Everything feels so tight and crisp plus spraying actually fucking works. Why did I ever leave
mouz nxt is the biggest fraud in cs
>>669530niko my cousin........
>>665155t. reddit
>>669092>They had good eu players, then let them all go for shit NA players What the fuck are you on about?
who had the best play the last 6 months? ropz?
https://www.instagram.com/rebeccafnilsson/thoughts on dev1ce's new girlfriend?
It’s over
>>669703>danishI guess it's true that astralis are getting him backall the interested english-speaking scenes in the world should've hired blonde bimbo honeypots to lure him overa nice texas dame, and col wouldn't have to flounder around doing nothing with hallzerk
>>669703why are white women orange?
>>669703he certainly has a type
>>669703>another gold diggeri hope he has good financial advice, if not he'll finish broke in a couple of decades
tabsen chasing the bag lol
>>669865tabsen is a top 2 german player while also being a competent igl, and he reached world #1 comming in englishif he wanted to chase the bag he'd have gone to an international team years ago (or g2 now), he just wants to play for big in a tausendjähriges hltv#1
>most grand finals in the near future will be cast by machineWhat a cursed timeline.
>>669565Blamef konfig and I guess jksPretty good players, and they let them go for shit na team
>>670018Counterpoint: most gfs being cast by spun jay. Blessed timeline
>>669879p sure big paid him more (shares and whatnot) than g2
isn't it crazy that fallen is literally the richest e-sports player on earth. he has a couple of booming businesses, cooperates with Valve and also has ties to Bolsonaro. I kinda respect him for still playing this shitty game when he is set for life.
>>670078>he has a couple of booming businesseswhat business(es) other than brazilian private matchmaking platform
>>670078>richest e-sports player on earthdoubt if you consider players that started their orgs or chinese players who branched out
>>670018>>670029>eternaljay and dweg will never cast a relevant grand finalpain
>>670078Not bad for a guy that cheated his way to the top
>>670152meds
00 just beat navi wtf
>>670153So its totally natural that sk gaming (actually just fallen and cold) dropped off a cliff the moment esl announced upgraded anticheat at the exact same time? I can’t wait to be old and gray and read a little section in the “who cares” news about how csgo esports was just pure cancerous cheating at the top.
>>669446i just wish ppl knew how to smoke window and conn when i have best spawn to run short so i can fight both conn and short consecutivelygod forbid my soul i am asking for too much
>>662846Who is the right cutie
This tournament is so rigged its ridiculous
>>670061maybe, but he got there by signing up to play for a decade in total for bigeven as a rifler alone he could've left for faze or whatever years ago
nonce
>>670232BANKS!
>>669879thistabsen is a real nigga, the Iverson of CSGO
>>666864People only think ethottery gave rise to simping. Zoomies haven't been around long enough, that any community, no matter how small or local, will devolve into simping
>>670148https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/1505533/ropz-about-anime
G2 birdfromsky. Check hltv
>>670457he's going to falmes.
>>670232Did I miss something
Here's your world number 1 team bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xn3gynWf9k
>>670835comms in english is legit so verbose and convuluted, can't imagine how bad it is in chaotic situations. crazy that they still can somehow communicate and won
>>671313compared to what?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOJrqdLw_Ew
>>671332blyat bros.........
Are all valotrannies mentally ill?
>>671699Zoomers have fucked up methods of socializing
>>671699I literally don’t see the problem with this so it’s cute and rent free
>>671716take your meds, literally
no refunds
>>671717
Is there a way to filter out Russians before playing competitive matches? Those guys are the most annoying faggots I swear, they just keep talking and talking with their shitty mics, never giving useful info.
>>671781Come to NA
>>671781Can you set your acceptable mm ping really low?
https://twitter.com/bnb_pt2/status/1554188413817036800?s=21&t=r1kzPpiDOphlb6WMA4dnzwNot like this bros
LET'S GOOO
i literally went from sem to mg3fuck you valve for letting the ranks be so fucked for so long
>>671997>sem to mg3lol what the fuck
>>672022NA MM was so fucked, too many old accounts with rank decay make it impossible to climb solo que
>Gold nova 1 to DMGThis is literally where I was in 2016, its nice to not be a nova shitter anymore
>>671997I went from silver 4 to silver 2 on win while top fragging rip
went from mg1 to global, ty valve but fuck you also for putting the retards i had in nova in global now
nova 3 to global all is right in the world
cl_crosshairstyle 1 gang
>>672066>>672072Jesus christ how shitty was the rank system until now?
>before: gold nova 1>after: gold nova 1yup...
>>672229it mostly affected NA and OCE.
>>672193
>>672364oceania truly are shitters
>>662846who gives a fuck about esports. matchmaking ranks are finally fixedcrazy how the valorant threads have actual gameplay videos & game discussion
LE to LE, but then again I have the pleasure of not living in burgerland. This would probably be one of the best times to introduce someone new into the game.
>source 2 rumorsI can only assume it's a joke by valve because there's no logic as to why they should even do anything anymore
https://twitter.com/EGCSGO/status/1554535006059601922?s=20&t=-cC8eWYQxb1kJ72k4LRWQA
i am garbage (high silver / low nova ) but i want to get myself faceit cause i get matched with too much subhumans from eastern europe / russia.what am in for ? will i find myself among players my rank ? is it played by subhuman like classic matchmaking ?
>>672561What country are you from? It might have a popular hub on faceit where only people from your country can play
>>672562france.but im not so sure i want to play with frogs all day long as i know they get the salt easy
>>672390csgo fixed matchmaking????
>>672637no it's still shit, the ranks just reset
>>672390thank god we have you around, everyone was afraid to talk about the update and their new ranks, but then you came around to deliver us liberty and salvationif you want to see "gameplay videos and game discussion" then why don't you post that instead of bitching about how there isn't anyretard
Got MGE just now, is that good or bad in relation to the new update?
https://twitter.com/CarlosR/status/1554712319736926208What is going on?
holy shit the new MM is so fucking bad. I played 4 games and each one was filled with some of the most chimp-brained fucking retards I've ever had the displeasure of playing with. All valve did is take all the retarded silvers and disperse them through all the ranks making each match complete hell. FUCK YOU VALVE
>>672793Roughly what everyone in silver got
I cant find the website that shows what guns are being used at pro level, does anyone remember which it was? Google isnt helping
>>672920HLTV?
>>672921awesome thanks man
>>672926Genuine question. How retarded are you?
>>672930That's not a question. Now answer me.
>>672561faceit is toxic and full of annoying retards play on esportal before it gets invaded by ruskies like faceit
What's his problem?
>>673097Mixwell my beloved
Finally Valve got their head out of their asses and made this rank reset update. Now I just hope rank decay isnt retarded now.
>>672835Sounds like skill issue
>silver 3 vs silver eliteI'll take it
Why does Kassad keep shilling his Yugoslav friends
blast groups outcol and especially eg are such jokes
It’s not fair
https://www.dexerto.com/esports/the-esports-iron-curtain-the-unreasonable-demand-for-dissent-1892297/support russian players
>>673432thanks for that image
>>673432they literally rigged it against NA its such bullshit
stumbled upon this vid, how the times have changed lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh9FHBUuHmU
>>673694even in 2003, non English players were yelling NICEEEEEEEE after making plays lol
N*rdoids ruin yet another medchad teamhttps://www.hltv.org/news/34336/ence-set-to-bench-hades-sunpayus-transfer-imminent-report
>>673923Senpai
>>673923movibros......................................
>>673923>Spinx>Maden>SunPayusEnce IS a medchad team now
>>673962did you not read the article?
>>668010
>>674071mogs you in the server
https://www.hltv.org/news/34334/fireleague-global-finals-to-be-held-at-camp-nou-imperial-invited>BarcelonaLaporta is prostituting for T4 CS events so he can afford Lewandowski's wage
>>674139KWAB
>>674219What does this mean
sdybratani, we fucking won
>>673510it's based on seeding where the NA teams are by far the worst teams you fat
>>673962>Spinxanon, I..
speaking of source 2 potentially coming soon, won't it break the competitive scene with it's new graphics and whatnot?
>>674353From what I heard you'll be able to opt in to it, but you can still play source 1 cs:go for the time being so I imagine for pro cs they just stick to that until the new engine is stable enough.
>>674353what are the rumors
APOLOGIZE
I lost two games where I was top fragging and still haven't gotten my rank. I feel like I'm gonna get the same rank I hade before the reset because of the shitters.
>>674353TOs decide on game version before hand and dont update mid tournament.
>>674353I think there will be a separate client. At least for some time.
wtf are these groupsit's not even like one has more slots than the other, like the ones for antwerp
>>674519Its the legends , challenger system again
FASHRbros, we are finally home.
https://youtu.be/ulPHag30btQ?t=33isn't this gun sound at 0:33 the same as in csgo?
>>674753it's the same as goldeneye lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxWkLdgdcPA&t=1m40s
twistzz won.
>>675093I fucking hate that Pajeet.
this was unironically peak csgo
>>675286Wrong, it was before anyone even knew who nik0 and sewage2gay were
If spirit academy wins both their remaining matches mouz will be eleminated. If spirit only wins one match it will come down to the round difference.
the deagle has an ideal fire rate for accurate shots while standing. You could program a vibrating metronome to pulse at this rate and strap it to your ankle. This would help prevent nerves from making you shoot at an incorrect tempo in clutch situations. Training with a metronome could also improve the accuracy of your movement timings as well. Would it be considered cheating for a player to secretly duct tape a vibrator to their ankle during a LAN competition?
>>675365Perhaps there could be some techniques to hide them better
>>675377I mean you could use a cellphone but I'm wondering if getting caught hiding something suspicious looking would make people more likely to consider it unethical. Should pro competitions ban players from having their phone with them?
>>675383>Should pro competitions ban players from having their phone with them?You mean what they already do?
>>675353So they changed the format? Last season the top 1 from each group made playoffs and the rest (Apart from last place) had to battle it out in a bracket for the last 2 playoff spots
>>675365>>675383you get wanded with a metal detector before playing big lans
>>675365Niko, it's over lad, just let it go
>>675353absolute RD or RD between tiebreaker teams (Spirit and Mouz with 18 points)?
>>673970mb i fucked up >>674291Israelis are 100% meds, by geography and especially mentalitybut that doesn't matter anyway because Spinx is on his way out
>>675675I dunno lol
WTF BASED VALVE
new rank lads
>>675904literally the prefect update, a man can only dream
>>675908gratz riz
>>676275>marrying n0tail's sloppy secondlel
https://twitter.com/hltvorg/status/1556217057015898117?s=21&t=mFNPQtKBzIa2zwQKinHUygWhere update
>>662846how do I obtain proficiency at this gameI have never been good at CSGO (back when I played it near release I was low gold rank)been trying to get back into it, as a Terrorist I get domed the moment I turn a corner from an angle I wasn't expecting. Not really sure how to push while remaining accurate enough to fight back
>>676320Nades https://youtu.be/RK9niB_MzBwRecoil https://youtu.be/yHqk5VgsmokAim https://youtu.be/gRUpiGevlrU https://youtu.be/PsSsxWlTEPQRopz demos https://www.hltv.org/player/11816/ropz#tab-matchesBoxYprac maps in the workshop, do the prefire sections a lot, focus on your movement (counter strafing) really be autistic about your movementWhen to take fights https://youtu.be/YR2RF_WjwIkGeneral game sense help https://youtube.com/c/mahonetvMost importantly? Play with friends who are in it for a good time. This game is literally hell at the lower levels and it can take an absolute new FPS player a couple hundred hours to get out of the lower ranks. Solo queue does in fact make your experience worse
>>676332thanks senpai, lots of good stuff to sift through
Karrigan interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG3A1B2g7QE
>>676275>I have the same haircut as karriganbased?
once karrigan retires/leaves faze to form full danish, who is the best option to replace him?
>>676409>the double big mac large fries diet coke broke me
>>676472ropz will learn to lead faze by the time karrigan retires
>>666626>>667198>>668010
>Inb4 10th anniversary of CS isn't even the Source 2 drop, but an announcement at best.Suffering.
>>676772it's literally like a sticker capsule
>>676719Poles did this
>>668010i literally jinxed them with this post, i think they were undefeated when i made it and then lost to fnatic or someone
Lmao@NA globals in fl0m stream.
>>677340I went from GN2 to global with the recalibration and there is literally no difference from the games I was playing in gn/silver
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>>677370Swedish derby bros...what the fuck happened...
>>677370Dutch csgo back again after chrisJ wtf
>>677370the white man marches on
>>677370FASHR will tear nipcucks a new one. people are underestimating him.
>no update
>>677366yes, because many of the people in those gn/silver games should've been higher too. all they did was make the distribution more even again, it was extremely difficult to get global because old global/smfc/le's got rank decayed, and rampant hackers depressed people below a certain level, so all the ranks were compressed to a smaller range and competent players were in silverthe ranking system won't factor in some leetify time to damage or "required angle adjustment to target" shit, all it can do is look at how you interact with other players, and it's more useful as a bell curve than whatever picrel is
epl groups droppedsome lineups are wrong. g2 has jks/hooxi, ence has sunpayus and launx(?), movistar has some random spanish shitter awp, vitality has spinx for misutaaa, liquid's probably gonna have yekindar, mibr has hen1 for chelo, heet will have jackz
>>677559and with the dates
>>677559jackz might still be croaking for g2 cuz apparently he's in andorra with them for the bootcamp
>>677640oh yeahI really doubt jks isn't playing with how much it's been talked about , maybe jackz is just learning strats to be a covid sub
>>67751110th anniversary isn’t until the 21st
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>>677553The ranks are pretty wacky sometimes like they're still trying to calibrate. It'll put me with all supremes/LEM one match and then next will be silvers, me being 2guns
https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/1557035141520052225?s=20&t=0xTELlHTWawixux39sgEmwUndeniably the goat. Cares about the game more than anyone else
>>678141based
>>677706>>>/reddit/
>>678141>valve send $20 million we save csgo I promisewhere have I heard this one before
>>678552can someone explain how s0mple is not being a zogbot for his country
>>678568more personal ego than nationalist ego
rip
https://www.hltv.org/news/34371/heet-confirm-jackz-additionOh no no no
G2 going to be real toxic now
>>678929Hopefully they take out that pent up aggression on monesy's anal pussy
>stressful day at work>mental low>wife on an extended business trip>come home, put on some music, and dmwho comfy here
>>679187>stressful day at work>mental low>no wife, just computer>come home, play MM>lose 4 games in a rowwho depressed here
>>679202
Would any anons mind giving me some input on an associate's aiming issue? I'm trying to help a guy who has atrocious micro-aim adjustment. I'm not definitely sure what the problem is, but I see it in any game he plays, and have some ideas. He basically slugs up as he tries to track and center on any target instead of clicking approximately over to it. Outright, I'll say the guy is using a Razer Naga Trinity, so it's huge and heavy (maybe ~120-135g). I think using a lighter mouse may help, but I did try to just address his DPI/sens beforehand.He was super slow and even worse with a low DPI and small desk space. It did slightly improve when raising for broad aim, but he can't even aim securely on something barely moving in front of him. Could his piece of shit brick mouse actually slow him down so much that he can't hold onto any targets? Just bad habits? I'm trying to encourage him to switch it up or change his grip posture, etc, but I'm lost as for how to help him otherwise. Sub-bot tier aim, it's that bad.
>>679330tell him to low sens abuse, problem solved
>>679352He had low DPI and sens before, and it was even worse with no micro aim improvement. Seeing his aim before and now is like watching cold molasses drip down a jar. He isn't new to PC at this point, but this hasn't changed despite playing for countless hours every day. Low sens, high sens, doesn't matter. That is why I think a lighter mouse that requires less physical force may allow him to more easily make small adjustments. I just didn't know if there was anything else to consider because my setup is so different.
>>679370Some people legitimately just have awful hand eye coordination, I don't see how a mouse could affect your aim that drastically unless it's from a dollar store
>>679330Deathmatch, deathmatch, and more deathmatch. If he doesn't want to do it, too bad.
>>679330Tracking aim is overrated, he should just click heads
lule ass trails kept working with hunden after his esic banhttps://www.dexerto.com/csgo/astralis-continued-working-relationship-with-hunden-despite-esic-ban-1900404/
Freya a CUTE
wtf is this teamsave jkaem my god
>>679680they contracted him to make aimlab tutorials with the players, no tactical stuff and certainly not working midmatch with players which is what esic actually bannedastralis are a little scummy for funneling him money, and richard lewis is a little disingenuous and holier-than-thou, but what else is new
>>679771Am I delusional for thinking jkaem is still T1 material?
top kek @ these nigs that I tell ingame that I will report them for either smurfing/racism etc and they laugh it off, acting like they are invincible
>>679788>"These nigs">For racismI don't get it. Is it just a way to get smurfs banned, or do you actually care that some guy says 'nigger', but still say it yourself?
>>679279>win game>jk, never win game
>>679860couldn't be me
>>679781jkaem is a great player, he must have wanted to do a nordic thinglook at this https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/8248/jkaem?startDate=2022-01-01&endDate=2022-12-31&rankingFilter=Top30
>>679771This team is better than Mouz or NA teams
>>679781yes
>>679961>everyone enters B one by one instead of going all at onceyou sure this is an E-sport match?
are breakout cases considered a worthwhile investment?
>>678884why did it have to be this way
>>680356carlos is the proof that success isnt linked to intelligencepure dumb luck
>>680356i wouldn't feel too bad about it, jackz is washed. he was basically paycheck stealing cuz of "muh vibes" and stuff
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/csgo-docs/blob/main/major-supplemental-rulebook.md
>>680654>https://github.com/ValveSoftware/csgo-docs/blob/main/major-supplemental-rulebook.md#anti-tamperingthere is no way people are cheating at majors with these restrictions
>>680660Player skins download custom cheats into the client which does RCE on the server and injects server side cheats.
wtf is this shit?why is faze dumpstering some no name team on og dust?wtf??
>>681077What happen
OH SHIT WE BACK https://www.hltv.org/events/6723/steelseries-nova-invitational-2022Faze take on OG for 10k in a one day tournament
