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??? edition

Haxball and webliero discussion

Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.

You can join the /hax/ room at:
>check thread
password: shaw

Room link, stats, chat logs and replays available at
>

Room is usually "active" around these hours:
20:00 to 22:00 GMT
15:00 to 17:00 EST
12:00 to 14:00 PST

GET IN
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ynr messoy
>>
*knee slides into your thread*
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hate messoy
love everyone else
simple as
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messoy
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no room this friday at least not until 10 as i will be working late
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>>620840
damn comfy
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>>621788
>messoy
>having a job
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Hax my balls
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>>622171
friday's janitor on /int/
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Won't make it tonight brothers. Watching Beautiful Darling at my local cinema
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non-messoys in charge of creating a room

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=wMNKuMQu8Ak&p=1

WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>
>
>>
LET KRUBB HOST ROOMS... HE HAS GOOD INTERNET...
MESSOY HAS VERY BAD INTERNET... UNPLAYABLE

DO NOT PLAY IN MESSOY ROOMS HE IS RUINING HAXBALL
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fake?
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Good kino night, lads
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where the room at?
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>>624448
IT'S RIGHT HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=wvlDAlb0vEw&p=1
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>didn't get good hax this week
Can we get a good sunday room?
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>>625267
you only need to know where to look
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I CAN'T BELIEVE /hax/ IS FUCKING DEAD AGAIN AM I LOOPING
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>>625449
setting up some kind of tournament would be cool and make /hax/ not dead i think
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new haxball minigame: comb through the rooms until you find messoy like it's a where's wally book
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>>626157
are you THE WALL? tell me before i do something drastic
>>
Explain this messoy. You promised us a /hax/ derby against soufs wales.
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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We should've appreciated Neinhold more
>>
Back to the karaoke and scouting underage idols, kekhold. We need more merchandise.
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>>627754
shut up. ukraine are a good team and a big country. they will put wales out too.
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>>627754
All I see is HAX
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>>628190
I see pyramids. You know, that Dorito-like shape
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room will be open tonight all night as I have no kinos to watch . be there
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Feel like playing some hax tonight, guys
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>>629082
dont join its messoy hosting again
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>>629101
who are you talking to
>>
it's a hax kinda night
>>
messoy, it's time.
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>>629062
>>629112
t. messoy
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where's the room
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>>629149
make it. messoy is just blueballing.
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>>629149
it's over
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captcha taking longer than usual...
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=LB12SKByQU4&p=1
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>>629229
room closed
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>>629244
get in faggot(s)
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jany will be around soon to close this thread. it does not belong on /vm/.
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>>629362
t. messoy
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I expected this betrayal from the rest of you but but ironically the one im most disappointed in is rat
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rat is our personal slut now you don't own him anymore
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room?
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all those weeks i spent making rooms promptly on time for you and you cant even do my the courtesy
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>>629965
make it
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can't believe im now one of those people who begs for rooms instead of making one. what has become of me
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>>629966
not a chance. you made your feelings perfectly clear
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=K6nRuKe5n_w&p=1
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>>629986
I wanted to try this game but it said 'connection failed' and if it takes longer than 1min to fix it's ogre
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>>629993
newfag
>>
GET IN
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Wwid1CAMJJc&p=1

better non brit conneciton hopefully
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>>629995
Yes, I literally said I wanted to try the game, retard
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m-messoy?
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>>630027
banned
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Then the Lord God said, “Behold, the man has become like one of us in knowing good and evil. Now, lest he reach out his hand and take also of the tree of hosting and eat, and play forever"
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=IBzKMfqy7XM
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IF YOU WANT TO LISTRN TO MUSIC GO SPOTOFY
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bumpp?
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>>630036
Join
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>lag free
>lasts for over an hour
>people join

such a shame the regular hax rooms aren't like this
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Thanks messoy for hosting all last night
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>>628123
>
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SHOOTING STAAAAAAAARR
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tfw messoy died
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Tfw your evil plans come to fruiction smoothly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJZMSMjOe4c

Honestly getting sick of the fake names from the so-called country of Finland. Why does every player whose last name ends in -nen play real hard and always put their nose to the grindstone. It happens so often it's starting to get suspicious. Also the CIA paid me for this post and my penis is 7 inches if I'm genuinely aroused but more like 5 if I'm not really into it
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H-hello
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no room tonight because... i dont know there just wont be lol
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room?
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I don't miss neincuck
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=nDDXYFJ2WTw&p=1
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>>634212
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=OakcAid_S_8&p=1
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well well well. it appears the room last approximately 15 minutes without me . who could have seen this coming
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>>634261
4 spaces left
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>>634261
pass : shaw
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>>>/sp/121128117
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Thank you krubb for making my haxballing dreams come true
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>>634404
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>>634442
he's being sarcastic, blub
no one likes you
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>>634546
Imagine speaking this way to krudd
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>634832
i dont care about international games so you're wasting your time.

make a room you lazy bugger
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>>634832
>>
Wheres the room nigger?
>>
room please
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>>634913
secret messoy room in the room list. the clues should be obvious if you've spent any time with me
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>>634923
whats the pass
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>>634923
tell me the name of the room faggot, i don't spend all my time there and know all the memes
>>
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5t4t6Qravg0&p=1
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>>634972
JOIN NOW
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jn
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A good night of hax. Who even needs messoy anymore?
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>>635128
cope. it was awful. meme maps inside 15 minutes of opening. grim
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>>635324
>room with a good amount of players until late night
>cope
give up messlels
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>>635647
ye a good amount of players but not any amount of good players
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>>636136
good players aren't real
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why is haxball not compatible with mobile????
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>>636204
Gatekeeping. An easy way to keep the average IQ of the playerbase above 70.
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>>636439
Doesn't matter when you have players like Inzaghi and M*sSoy bringing it down to minus.
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table tennis > football
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>>636828
Inzaghi is based as fuck though
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No haxball tomorrow night. I shall be socialising and having sex instead.
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>>638898
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAH
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Who the fuck cares
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See you tomorrow lads <3
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>>639149
no you won't
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>tfw wanted to git drunk and play but have to go to a wedding tomorrow early
ogre
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>Tfw wanted to snort meth and play but have to go to a communion tomorrow early
Acta fabula est
>>
>meme
meme
>>
>tfw wanted to hire/blackmail some company and set a RP sever with raceplay but have to go to a בר מצווה and gobble on foreskin tomorrow
golem
>>
Losers are always making excuses
>>
LIV
>>
room
>>
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhbbbskskskssssssssssssssssssssskwkwwkwkwkwkwkwkwkchchchchhchchcchchchchch aaaaah
>>
ROOM
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>>638947
Not laughing now, are you?
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>>640158
make it faggot
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>tfw messoy's probably out shagging now and we're all just sitting here like saddos
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>>640183
Being unable to distinguish fiction from reality is a clear sympton of schizophrenia
>>
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>>640729
Didn't ask
>>
Make a room I can play in (GK/DM).
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>>640729
ugh
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>>640757
you make it tonight
>>
be the room admin you want to see in the world
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>>641106
make it retard
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>>641151
i did. but no one came so deleted the post
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>>641152
again
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>>641268
no, cuck. you are addicted. you need to go cold turkey
>>
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=h72NRuCNkc8&p=1
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WTF IS HE DOING LMAO
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>>641416
kek still doing it
>>
Mutilating/circumscribing your dick (snake/Devil) or starting hardcore CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy by Albert Ellis), which is better for your G in the long run?
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haxball more like sexball lolkekkeklmao
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>ufc fight night has passed
>he didn't join to post the promos, weigh ins and polls
it's over
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>Burning Meiling 7 has dropped
>He didn't join in the prefight to ask if we've tried DMT or go “OOHHHH SHE'S HURT"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_BEFyNNIvM
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boils just sucked my dick (shit was SO cash)
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>>642803
>>643572
>>643720
>>643832
>>644122
>>644161
>>644481
i'd really prefer it if you never posted again
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>>644873
I'd really prefer it if you'd be loud
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This my song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3FKX5zKJ7I
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>>645553
Didn't ask
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>>645553
been asking for ages. thank you krubb
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>>645553
Didn't ask nor didn't not ask so I'm ambivalent
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No room tonight. I will be too busy out raping women
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Headless room tonight. I will be idle inside getting raped by women
>>
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=4tqpiXRCV9c&p=1


WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>645734
why
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>>645763
Ma... dodemoii ka?
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jj4GIZwHysA
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>>645553
Fuck off
>>645555
>>645577
Fuck off also.
>>
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=zLE9p4Hmtlw&p=1
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>>645830
Reminder Messoy posts on /LGBT/
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>>645879
And Assmilk (Tom) poses naked in a diaper infront of a camera LOL
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Additional reminder that Krubb (Phil) once tried to hang himself after he kept getting rejected by 13 year old girls on Omegle XD
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>>645974
kekekekekek funny and true
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Didn't ask
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>>645974
I saw the photos.
Why do you take camera photos of yourself in a diaper? That's just weird man.
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yo can you play this on mobile

wont be able to play on pc if this is peak time 8pm
>>
the state of this thread
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>>646140
why? do you need to give up the computer so your little brother can play WoW
fucking retard
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>>646293
no, so i can spend all night pc'ing (pumping cum) into your mom

captcha: DADYJ
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so can i play this on my phone?
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>>646878
no
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>>646293
because i wanna
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/thread
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pissi cuckitini
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الخيال أكثر أهمية من المعرفة. لأن المعرفة محدودة ، في حين أن الخيال يحتضن العالم بأسره ، ويحفز التقدم ، ويولد
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>>647542
I never asked for this...
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>play 5v5 for first time
>16 yr old is boasting to a 12 year old about having hairy balls and getting good grades
>tons of typical toxic french kids with Mbappe usernames
>manchildren with massive egos who shit and piss their pants if you miss one pass
can i not enjoy anything without gatekeeping tryhards?
its a fucking browser game, get over yourself
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>>647579
generates what?
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>>647754
G
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>>647542
Did Krubb create the biggest meme of our time??
Just his mere existence generates memes!
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>Your life will never be the biggest meme
I CAN'T COPE
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why are people like this?
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favorite krubb moment?
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>>648259
30 october 2020
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>>648259
that time he missed a sitter
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>>648259
His 2014 trip to the mountains, during the wars against mods on /sp/ and when he would play sober.
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>>648259
that time he punched his dad and went to prison. classic
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I've done every statistical analysis possible. I've run every test. No matter the input I give, the output is always: "with Finns you win."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj13mfBdgQs
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I've come to terms with how fucking retarded it all is
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Why is every server just Polish kids gatekeeping their matches and kicking me from the team because they dont want me (i was carrying them btw)
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Can't tell if this is Fabio or **il(l)s >>648881
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>>648868
They had Chopin tho. The true piano genius.
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You now remember Messoy
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>>649099
>99
digits and i forget Messoy
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>>648884
i didnt do it
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>>648824
Finns aren't real wake up
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Hax?
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>>650101
Never. Rooms are dead.

Janny you can clear this thread now
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>>649981
Just woke up and can confirm
t. Cron
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Me heading to the hax room (just stole the password from a deceived russian AI struggling to gain consciousness)
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Room?
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>>650759
it's over rat. go be with your wife.she misses you
>>
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>650787
nigga where
>>
>tfw never be able to play hax again with bros, not with this Failed to connect to room host. If this problem persists please see the troubleshooting guide.
>problems
troubleshooting guide. problems

troubleshooting problems
troubleshooting
troubles (problemas)

PS: Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.

4chan Pass users can bypass this CAPTCHA.
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>>650792
get better internet
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>>650790
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jj4GIZwHysA
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BUMP
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>>650844
>https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jj4GIZwHysA
over
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>>650849
still going strong
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LMAO THINGS KICKING OFF
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Ever said something mean to krubb? Hope you realize now that words can have consequences
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krubb's attacks in Denmark and Indonesia. Our hearts and thoughts go out to the victims, families and everyone affected by this tragedy
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can't believe hax is over. thinking back to all the good times like when I was waiting on kino downloads while the room was opening. Fun times
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>>651848
How did you get this picture of me?
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>>653027
and who could forget that one friday where you couldnt host because you were at the cinema
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hey fags wanna play a bit
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>>654078
just kidding this is boring
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>>654078
>>654080
bruh this bussin deceit has me deadass laffin I am not cappin you swear on God mf fr fr
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>>650794
Unlikely, since I am a procrastinator.
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Are we playing tonight?
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>>654453
yes
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>>654453
we're all in here

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=suJ_USV0yZU&p=1
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>>654453
no
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1 more for a 6v6
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=suJ_USV0yZU

: shaw
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>>>/sp/121869544

bump hax fred
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>>654664
test
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Thinking about setting Iya the maid - We Are Both Lost as the alarm tune
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someone make a room. i can't my computer is too hot
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Threadly reminder that the spaniards ruined /hax/
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>>655153
can't play in this heat. i'll make one when it drops below 20
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Spain walked so Israel could run
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THE ORGY IS IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=0iL1i6fex2Q
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>>655241
The room we've all been waiting for.
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>>655241
more for an 8v8
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>>620840
hate this fucking game

it's so latency based, its impossible to play if you're from a shit country
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>>655306
(You) problem
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OMG THE MOST INSANE THING HAPPENING RN JOIN
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>>655373
Crazy ain't it
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Anyone wanna play tonight?
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i would but im probably not gonna because it would require multitasking
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It feels bad knowing that my performance is as skillful on mememaps as the top players' showing, despite not exerting the practice nor being able to renew my resolve each day and train several hours until my craft is properly polished myself. I don't think it's rightful for me to be the owner of these talents, and I struggle with anger and sadness considering that God would entertain such unfairness handing out his gifts
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im in
link?
last time i played was during 2013 on /sp/ or something
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RIP BOZO
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>>656648
>link?
When you host it
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i VII VI V
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>>658238
Andalusian tune
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SOON
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WAITING
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OVER
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UNLESS
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WE
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>>659155
'RE ALL IN HERE https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Kd6yNy4GNjU&p=1
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Missing one for 4vs4
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>>659196
WE#RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN HERE
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>>659478
what's tje password?
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>>659490
it's shaw!
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Cd9Eh1REp98
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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love you messoy
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hax
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he said last night's was his ultimate and definitive ragequit. let it go
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>>660021
Yeh well explain THIS..................https://www.haxball.com/play?c=4vZqy1-3xiU&p=1 WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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1 more for 1 vs 1
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1 more and were 4v4ing
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see you, /hax/ cowboys
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tfw no sunday hax
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>>660789
No one is stopping you from making a room.
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>>660824
Ready to play with 160 ping?
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i'm here
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my body is ready
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>>660836
looking forward to it
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only messoy is rich enough to spare the bandwidth. just call him scrooge mcduck
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KSLAR MADE AROOM FOR US

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5PHrrBIBMxA

pass: hax-cytube
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1 more for a 4v4
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cool
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>No haxball since fifteen years ago
I just want the pain to end
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>>661316
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the true saviour of hax
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Messoysisters..
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>>661731
literally who
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for me it's Carlos Lázaro Costa, Lover of personal productivity, computer science, popular science and Japanese animation
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y'all cowards not even ready for daily hax
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need a github so i can see who's on before i join
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>La felicidad es como una mariposa. Cuanto más trates de alcanzarla, más huirá. Si vuelves tu atención a otras cosas, vendrá y suavemente se posará sobre tu hombro.

based
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>>662258
my saviour :)
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Hax dies... with boils
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>>662776
Boils lives forever
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boils on my mind
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rat, please go to bed
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rat, what's that picture behind you?
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>>662258
Is this supposed to be Agni? Because if so that's exactly how I imagined him.
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@Agni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2CrtT5HDfo

What a beautiful Spanish song
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>>663790
For me it's
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Might delete later
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>>664006
hi jean
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>>664006
*becomes really awkward around you the next time we play*
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>>664006
what the fuck who is this and why does he looks so familiar
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We playing tomorrow lads?
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>>663790
Nah, I think swallowtails are cuter
>>663893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrGjc0UEgU
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>>664006
shan't be pulling out
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>>664306
alri krubb. love the hat
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refuse to play in a non-Messoy room desu
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Early new

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ryaP7lp2XGc&p=1

pw shaw
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>>664306
This has that DPH vibe all over it
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>>664711
LMAOOOOO man deadass soakin... finna go kslar THO dat shit drippin clean frfr
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>>664718
fuck off gigante. ye its empty what of it. at least i tried. what did u do you little freak. do NOT bully
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it ain't me
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1 more for 3vs3
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>>664891
room link again
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CONT
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>>664901
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5PHrrBIBMxA

pass: hax-cytube
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KEK
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AGNI
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>>664904
1 more for 4v4
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1 more for 1vs0
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2 more for 6vs6
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1 less for 5v5
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still going
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KRUBB
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KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBB
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1 more for 5vs5
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7c7 rn
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2pro4me
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kslar's room was over run with lag last night. come to messoy's room tonight instead for a lag free evening
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I've never had a smoother experience in hax than in kslar's room
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Miss correcting this pussy like you wouldn't ever fathom
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>>665344
kslar doesn't exist
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>Posters: 85
Imagine if /hax/ had 85 players
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>>665446
imagine if we had 20
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>>665446
that would be shit i'd never get picked
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we playin or what
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>>665499
i dont want to be first
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>>664904
join
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anyone on?
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joining in 5
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ONE MORE FOR 4v4 GTFIH BROCELS

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5PHrrBIBMxA

hax-cytube
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1 more for me to fuck off
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still playing but spaces filling up fast!
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cute bump
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>>666666
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Ynr messisoy
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IT'S OVER
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you nerds better show up this evening
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hax is dead. perma rooms are soulless like the etihad on a champions league night
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>>666061
soul is third world cope
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>>665907
it's begun
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>>666089
third world is the least soulless place though. it's the nigerian/malaysian/kazahkstani liverpool supporters clubs that are the problem
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1 more for a v4v???
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Rumor has it that messoy was last seen on Tower Bridge
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you wont ever see me again. /hax/ has made it's choice now it has to live with it
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>>666621
don't do anything you'll regret
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>>666621
don't regret anything you'll do
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>>666621
>proceeds to join the room with several different names, each one more angrier than the one before during the full evening
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>>666621
https://www.movieinsider.com/movies/august/2022
enjoy
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>>666621
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hax
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Johaxri window
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>>668784
saw this on charisma on command. changed it all for me.
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>>668784
>2 views
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Reminder, Messoy won't be on tonight because you ruined hax
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It's over
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5PHrrBIBMxA
Pass: hax-cytube

A few more and we're golden
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OPEN BLIND
HIDDEN UNKNOWN
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bump?!
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ERABE
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ONE MORE FOR 6VS6
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sad how messoy never showed up last night. just remember it's all your fault
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Can't wait for tonight
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>>670142
even if this was on all 4 walls of my bedroom i would still be a virgin
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too many South American spastics
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can't belive messoy actually destroyed kslar's room
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Thinking about that Socratic paradox
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why did cont delete kslars room
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haxball
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Waiting for messoy to open room
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=VCgj1Tt6Tt4
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>>671081
>https://www.haxball.com/play?c=VCgj1Tt6Tt4
based
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messoy here. please let me back in lads, i beg you
missing the good times
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Thoughts? -> >>670155
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why did you leave gigante alone in the room for 1 hour
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>>671228
because he smells
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>>671228
Shan't be playing with Nephilims
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Agni...
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>paying $700,000 a week for the Norwegian Nikitas
ISHYGDDT
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>>671763
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FwbcvXW4hyQ&p=1
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>>671763
woah, rat looks like that?
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>>671844

get in...LADS
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>the room was closed
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FwbcvXW4hyQ&p=1
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>>671887
nvm new one
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FwbcvXW4hyQ&p=1
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The pain drives me forward forever
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1 more for 6v6
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>>673409
link
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1 for 1v1 (sexual intercourse)
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>>674035
>v
based rapist
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As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods, they kill us for their sport. Soon the science will not only be able to combust liquid nitrogen, soon the science will be able to boost serotonin levels and so we will become eternal. Only the Omega Nebula, idol hell, and a bunch of pixels will still kill us but unfortunately, idol hells and bunches of pixels will multiply. I love football. Thank you
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>>674686
what did he mean by this
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Mmm wantons
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Hmmm boys
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It's time
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after the arse game lads
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=VCgj1Tt6Tt4
shaw
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>>674854
join lol
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I am banned from the room HELP
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This really says a lot about our society
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>>675061
GIGANTE (se acabo (ó*))
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sudaca room let's go
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=HMMfEPpGku8&p=1

password: sex
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>>675089
I'd rather die
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>>675521
Then die
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faggots
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=VCgj1Tt6Tt4
shaw
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>>675808
we're all here and we're all having lots of fun
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>>>/int/169014126
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>>675910
KEK that's him
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messoy join i beg you
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>>676007
I was trying to have sex for a change
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>trying
messoyshitterbros...
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>>620840
so you guys still play this
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>>676289
Dis me
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I'm all on my own, I'm all on my own
I know you ain't high as this
Puttin' my mind to shit
Give me some time, I'll be flyin' bitch
Breakin' my bones, you breakin' my bones
You want me to line my wrist
I ain't gon' do it for you
I'm gon' do it for me, 'cause it help me forget
I ain't gon' do it for you
I'm gon' do it for me, 'cause I'm tryna get rich
I ain't gon' put on no Tommy
If I don't got Tommy to put on my bitch
Doin' my thing, now, bitch, I can sing
So don't expect all my flows, I just switch
Step in this bitch, let these hoes feel my drip
If you ain't smokin' on somethin', I'ma dip (skrt)
Leave me alone, just leave alone
I'm growin' so tired of this
How do you fight the feelin'?
How do you fight the feelin', bitch?
She callin' my phone, she callin' my phone
I put it on quiet quick
I ain't never gon' answer it
I ain't never gon' pick up my phone, girl
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>>676478
(Incoherent mumbling)
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>>676482
Leave me alone, just leave alone
I'm growin' so tired of this
How do you fight the feelin'?
How do you fight the feelin', bitch?
She callin' my phone, she callin' my phone
I put it on quiet quick
I ain't never gon' answer it
I ain't never gon' pick up my phone, girl
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grown ass man
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JOIN
the room


Messoy is there
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I just can't give up on reachin her
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Any new games?
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>>676483
ass
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>>677237
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>>677264
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>>677380
Oh my science, that cock is so attractive
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>>677380
Why is no one signing him??
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>>677629
Tends to miss crucial sitters (as a joke) and to lag when GKing
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>>678007



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