A vanilla 1.18.2 SMP server, pirated and cracked friendly for those who want to avoid Mircrosft's jewish tactics. The server is one of the oldest in 4chan history and has maintain an active player-base throughout the years and we're looking to get some new joins on to this Mojank shit we call home.IP - mc.chimpout.club:25600Map - http://mc.chimpout.club:9788/ ~ 1.17 terrain up to 5k, and 1.18 beyond to 15k.>How to can I join?Official and pirated clients can join in without issue. Users using free VPNs may be blocked due to Russian bots abusing it.>Rules? Yes, this isn't an anarchy server so don't be using hacks or cheats to nuke spawn. Use /rules for more info.
>>589575brapsniffyep
Thanks for participating in the build competition I hope you do another one soon, not mad I came 2nd. nope not at ALL :))
>>589575bump
Canal Town
1000-block canal crew
Server is straight bussing fr fr and popping off rn on that gas
>>589575shitty discord tranny server with tyrannical jannies, don't join
aits' inn is my new fav spawn hangout
GIB TULIPS
make way to the schizo cube folks
what if we kissed on top of the shitty spawn cobble castle
>>589575>advertising the server with the Cirno statue after you moved it in the middle of nowhere and replaced it with a shitty copper bearDespicable
>>589882its not shitty, its kedward castle and contains some of the best kept sekrits of vcraft..
i love most of you fucks to hell and back even if i complain a lot
>>589575FREE ACME
long
just a couple chads chilling at hightown
>>590016dicks a plenty
>>590023complete cock coverage
>>589870i remember when we tamed the wild dutch menace..
Cheating is allowed
posting cringe is allowed
>>590405Anticheat intervention is now minimal, check #announcements
>>589575Any tips on how to get good at building / organizing? I keep wanting to set up a comfy home in one of the cities, but I worry that I'd be bringing down the property value.
>>590821just watch tutorials and stuff theres a lot of it since they are popular
city spawn was the best spawn
>>590821just take inspiration in the builds around you thats what i did, that way you wont break immersion if thats what ur talking aboutalso im sure any neighbors would be happy to give you some pointers too
>>589646damn that looks comf
>>590821Dont leave your altima/sentra wreck on the street, don't play loud hiphop late into the night, and mow your lawn
>want to play with /v/ros>have spent lots of time making a comfy SP world>also no trannies or jannies in SPwhat do lads
>>591068Contact me in-game (admin)
>>590821either reference builds around you or just use a tutorial.there's no shame in using tutorials to make a really cool build
>>590821if you trust your creativity, design it beforehand by drawing what you want to build. you can also just use an existing building as a reference. I'd advice against using schematics or watching tutorials. learning is part of the fun.
>>590821>collect dirt>collect cobbles>put dirt on walls>put cobbles on top of dirts>make over thing of cobbles>punch hole in dirt wallCongratulations, you now have a house.
>>591552>there's no shame in using tutorials to make a really cool buildt. nigger
entrance to the canal
>>590944restore the town hall cummy butthole
cozy library
Subnova was seen earlier today driving a forklift around in the server's FTP file structure. He said he was cleaning things up. Players later heard a loud bang, and saw subnova hastily driving out of the coreportect aisle.
welcome to the Temple, where you can find pretty much anything you would ever want and nig it.
Where can I find more images of the server? They're comfy.
a palace fit for a sultan
Free Acme and free AnunnakiThere's one thing that evil cannot stand, and that is forgiveness.
>>593278free acme
#freerussians
How do I get back into playing vanilla? I've been playing custom modpacks for years
>>593712Punch a tree my dude. I'm serious.As someone told me before when we were advising a newbie who chose to momentarily not use the public resources, "just because it's there, doesn't mean you have to use it".Even when not aware of the most critical resource farms, knew I could still get a decent kit before going to adventure, and check what else is available, but first thing I did was /wild (to send me to a random wilderness place) and punch a tree, and not using the server crutches until I got my first diamond.Unless you already started playing modded, I can't suggest anything other than trying to go back to basics. Return to monke.
server down?
>>594944mmmm nope.It's up.
Made a new artwork for my room.
How many players are active on average?
>>5952618 inch
>>595146you're on the wrong 4chan server matejoin the weebs in vt/craft vt.yubi.market
>>595324rrat
haha anime server jealous
Free acme
FREE AVESTA, FREE ACMESTOP THE TRANNY'S TYRANNY
>>595325>AcmeThe0 in the player listacmebros...
I hate niggers in global
is there roleplaying on this server? :3
Server down already?
Hail howard
Canal town tavern timelapse :)
>>589944>CirnoThis is actually a good point that never occurred to me. There is a rule about statues near spawn, and that's why Cirno was moved. But now this ugly bear statue is allowed? Why is that?
>>597423Cirno was getting blown up daily for a while. By regulars and randoms.Like other stuff in spawn that was getting blown up all the time was also moved.I guess the answer is go blow it up.
>>597263purple guy 0_0
with the new cave bullshit, how the fuck am I supposed to make slimes spawn when the surrounding areas are filled with eleventy thousand niggers in all these nooks and crannies
Im wondering if there's any groups open and willing. I wanna build shit, but, I also wanna be with people cause otherwise it's just singleplayer.
>>598311You could always join a town, I think the 2 most active ones on the server are Hightown and canal town.
>>598385Yea i went for canal town
I would like to respectfully appeal for an unban, I took a break in which I went through things again and again in my mind and realized a few things.
any redstone farms? I love that full autsimo shit
does this mean I don't need a microsoft account? not sure what these kikes are up to, but I'm not making a fucking ID2020 just for block game. what is their endgame, anyway? mandatory gay or I get banned?
>>598554many, many of them.>>598769Yes, you can use any pirate client and connect.
>>589876BASED
Who tf are you people
we out here playing block game, and you are just posting on an autonomous kitchenware slack
sex
>>589876weebos has much bigger and sexyer niga
have you niggers seriously not wiped the map yet?
>>600675who build this? and is this a build on this serber?
>say nigger>get bannedshit server
>>601409FREE ACME, FREE NIGGERSAYER
>>600657you will never have it tranny anime faggot
>>601356>who build this? idk>and is this a build on this serber?/vt/
>>601409You need to set your password to nigger to even start playing.>/register nigger nigger
>>601222nigga gtfo. nobody who actually plays in the server wants a map wipe.
>>601927people in this server are so bored they spend more time talking to a bot than actually playing
>>601934>>601927>>601732>>601628>>601447>>601437>>601409>>601356Hi :DD How's the server doing brahs, most importantly how are the frens doing. >picture unrelated i was looking for Gregory dabbing but could not find I hope you are all doing gr8 :
>>601934I'd like to see another server that has a bot you can talk to.
Cows
>be mobd at spawn >about 3 ppl tries to kill me>be dodgy and avoid combat>armor about to break>use cpvp to delet one of the aggressors >blow up 9 cobble slabs 2 or 3 cobble blocks and 2 cobble wall with the explosions>some of dead faggot items are sucked into my inventory>faggot demands items back or snitch me to janny as stealing>return items into a chest close to /spawn and tell faggot coords >gets accused of griefing.ogey
Is this server comfy?
>>602375very
>>589575>can't grief people I don't likelame
naturally spawning super tree that you make
Absolutely beautiful picture of Canal Town from above :)
>>602375No, too many trannies and underage m0ds
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>603364Yeah I read through the thread after posting and I decided not to join after all, builds seem comfy but players and jannies seem unbearable to deal with.
Why would anons come into a thread about a server and lie about it?
free my boy acme
>>603364come on anon make a good server
DONT join
>>603750I wasn't going to but why not?
>>603981tranny jannies be power tripping admin is a fed
>>604224>get banned for hacking/making a lag machine to kill the server>REEEEEEE JANNIES ARE POWER TRIPPING
>>604441imagine having bans and claiming to be a 4chan server
>>604457not him, and I have no intention of ever playing this, but no one wants to play with cheaters, 4chan or otherwise. And if you're lagging the server then obviously people are just gonna ban you instead of stop playing.If you think 4chan means le no rules then that applies just as much to your fake rule about no bans.
>>604457You seem to think all 4chins servers need to be shitty anarchy servers. There's 3 in the catalog, fuck off to one of those.
>>604492You seem to not actually want to play the gameThere are no protections for your blocks in minecraft
Is this bedrock compatible? I've been looking for a survival server but most that I've checked don't work.
>>604441suck my dick
>>603544Now Billy was a good janny, why did he have to lend his position to a tyrant
>>605079i would be fine with a tyrant if the rules were the same for everyone, but sub permabanned someone who didn't break any rule yet allows a certain roastie to use hacks and brag about it
>>604495Guess this is not a server for you.
why am i banned i didnt do shit one day i log in and it just says ip adress is blocked contact subnovaJH
>>606362Certain vpn providers are blacklisted. Are you using one?
>>606471no
>>606699intredasting. I guess you'll have to talk to subnova
free kinnabari
are all the female players trans there?
>>607438I don't think so, but they don't send bobs or vagene, so who knows.
>>607338i added him as a friend and even sent a message but wont respond
is it worth coming back since i left a lil after billy leftt. analogmoth
>>607486yes, we're having fun and I miss ya
>>607486I think so. Server is still fun. If you didn't publicly quit your stuff might still be there.>>607475Sub's not online 24/7
spooped
>>607644>>607642ok im tryin but all my old mods crash everything again i need to start from scratch lmao
>>607644its been more than a week since i sent my message, no respond however
>>608196send another I guess>SubnovaJH#7258make sure you call him a nigger.
>>592072>waterwheel in canal>>597024>>603352gomfy :DD
>>589575kino is on the menu
i have 0 experience in minecraft and want to start learning mainly for building things. is this a newbie friendly server for a filthy casual like me?
how do you make a custom skin when it's in offline mode?
>>610287Yes. You can be at bad as the game as you want.>>610451you upload the skin you want somewhere, and use /skin url x.y.z to apply it to you.
>>611071would like catbox.moe work for a skin imagehost then?Also, where is all this info on the server? I checked /help and it didn't tell me this command. The site doesn't mention it either. If the answer is "on the discord" I'm gonna hurt someone.
>no one onlinewtf
>>611177block game is dead
>>611177We need acme and avesta
>>607486just stop posting furshit and youre fine
>>611165It's on the child grooming discord
>>611165>Also, where is all this info on the server?It's nowhere because this is 4chan. Usually players tell other players. Until microdicks forced migration, most players used legit accounts, so it didn't matter.I don't think a command list is on the discord, because of course it's not.
>>612232>>612249Someone tell the admin to make the /help command actually helpful, then. As a former server admin of various small/mid-sized servers, it's trivial to edit that. I am not joining the discord.
>>612429every player is on the discord, don't be that guy
>>612483>every player is on the discordI very much doubt that.
>>610287no. the map the server is on is old as dirt as this point and has been thoroughly plundered of it's secrets and goods. the reason they haven't wiped yet? who the fuck knows
the beatings will continue until acme receives amnesty
>>612580>thoroughly plunderedIt's neat to go treasure hunting occasionally, but on any multiplayer server with a border and dynmap, it's looted of all valuables after a week, and everything after a month.The early start 'rich' players are established, and that's how it goes every time.You want a wipe and hope you'll be first to the loot? If you want loot, that's what single player is for.You know, someone just found a heart of the sea, because so little of the 1.18 generation has actually been explored.
bros...
>>614904I have no problems with subnova as a player, but fuck him as an admin
>We out here breaking blocks on the public farms
>>614964this
free 3arthles5 free acme free VinylSS free thebigmom
>>616392>free 3arthles5yes>free acmeyes>free VinylSSI don't think our jannies have the power to free him in real life>free thebigmomno thanks
free avesta aswell
>>616392And free avesta
F
absolute reeeeeeeing
Predictably, stupid shit is happening again and subnova and jannies are handling it badly.
>>621355I've been out for ages, sum up?
>>621405i second this
how long will it take this shit server to update to 1.19 when it releases
too many tranny jannies on this server
don't talk to me or my sons ever again
>>621531SOi-holder
>>589575fyi you can set an SRV record so people can use the domain without the port
>>621511this
>>621511>>622005>replying to yourself
>>622318Hi quad
chickens are evilburn a chicken alive today!
culian is griefing spawn, abusing national guard, spawning mobs, all in god mode of course
>>624314based
>>6243152 more weeks and you'll join the 41%
>>624321not him, i just hope this shit server dies forever so that somebody will make a better one
>>624323banning culian would fix this server permanently
>>624326Cuilan is the lesser evil from the 2
Subnova doesn't take every opportunity to rebuild spawn with themes people like less and less. That's Cuilans shtick.Swastica spawn was not a Cuilan idea, so it had to go.>mfw can't greentextSub by doing whatever else he's got to do in life, prevents him from banning people for dumb shit. Being more detached ironically makes him a better admin. If someone is a continual trouble maker, he will hear about it, and do what is necessary. Unfortunately, we still can't greentext. We /r/eddit server now. Adjust your gender accordingly.
Subnova and Cuilan are still faggots who should burn with this shithole server.
HOLY shit, obsessed. It isn't unironic anymore. Stop shitting up the server thread. There is nothing wrong with the jannies or the admins, they're not corrupt, power hungry, ruining the server, unfair or any of that. Just stop. The server is fine you faggots and I enjoy playing on it.
>>624845>HOLY shit, obsessed. It isn't unironic anymore. Stop shitting up the server thread. There is nothing wrong with the jannies or the admins, they're not corrupt, power hungry, ruining the server, unfair or any of that. Just stop.>The server is fine you faggots and I enjoy playing on it.
>>624862You're obsessed with this server AND a cancerous soijack poster. Whenever I see your kind, I know posters like you are intellectually and creatively barren, have no arguements to support their views, and are less intelligent than me.Stale, unamusing, and the sure sign you're underaged or some edgelord contrarian with an IQ below room temperature.Posting a soijack just confirms that I was right and you don't have any response as to why you are so obsessed with the server jannies and admins.
>>624872But anon, shitting on the jannies for lulz is fun.Sometimes I get mad about block game too. Really. I do. Muh blocks! Muh blockfrens!>Muh swastica spawn, muh greentext, noooooooo......
>>624845>Subnova>Being detached>>624845>Nothing wrong with the janniesUhhh, Anons...? welcome to the server
I have a house in a mountain c:
>>589575why is there no tp to player function? the fuck
>>624845These faggots didn't even bother adding the greentext riots to the lore
yall have so much in common with the buffalo shooter. racist and bigoted monsters, all of you
>>625844thanks
>>589575>Yes, this isn't an anarchy server so don't be using hacks or cheats to nuke spawn.There is a player known for using hacks and helped nuke spawn and jannies did/do nothing
>>625860A janny helped
>>625860>>625866tell that man the based department has a call for him
>>625860There's also that video of acme and a cheater from which he got banned
why are you so fed up with the server sub?
>>625860Not bad!
>>607486tranny texture pack a tranxture pack if you will
Subnova's a poop buttCuilan's a poop buttI don't roll around with poop people like that
>>627144>For he whoth doth not have a poop butt, shalt he be the man with the cleanest of britches.
JANNIES UPDATE THE SERVER PFP ALREADY
>>627551WE WILL RESISTWE WILL NOT GIVE IN
>>589575whats the discord?
>>628203I believe that is accessible through the /discord command on the server.As much as players phonepost to the discord while they shitpost from their toilet (often), it's generally required that you have the agency to join the server first before you can shitpost from the (your) toilet.
>"I took over for Billy in February and it was only recently that I had an epiphany that I am not the right kind of person to be running this place"That honors you sub, never had a problem with you as a player, only as an admin.That being said, it's time to start the campaign, FREE ACME FREE AVESTA
mitosis
Is this a spinoff of play.vmcraft.me
>>629698No sir, this is the piglocaust server.
>>629712is that the shitty gold farm that needs 2 players
bros..
>>629698kill yourself already
>>629728No, we removed all the shitty redstone stuff so now it just kills piglins for fun!
>>629735I'M LITERALLY DILATING RN. MOOODS!
is this a play.vmcraft.me parody
Sneed and feedhe's been makin' janny cope and seethe bet he's never met a chuck fuck guybet his suck had never told him whyI'm gonna try for a-Sneed and feedhe's been shittin' all over janniesas long as he can reset his IPand now hes banned because of old jannylet's wait and see~And when he unplugs his router one time (one time)~And when he deletes his cookies online (online)he'll get back at his seat postin' sneed, for janny-at Sneed's feed and seedhe's been postin' threads all on /tv/bet he's gonna make the janny crydoes it for free, only God knows whyI'm gonna try for a-Chuck's fuck and suck (fuck and suck)bringing you the best kind of luckguaranteed that you'll be sucked fucked dryAll the whores are in the back that's why
>>630635...ACK!
>>630635You had one ban more :(My entire country got rangebanned so restarting my router did nothing
This is nice.
>>617770Looks great. How does one learn to build like this?
So did 1.19 fuck up cactucs farms just checked my chest and it hasnt generated anything today?
why isn't the server updated to 1.19 yet?
>>632323It's a paper server, so we need to wait for paper.
So what's the plan? are they going to expand the map again or reset for new biomes?
>>632610Expand another 5k
>>630635this is the problem with discord tranny serversthey always over moderate
powerful
>>632627christ. again? and these faggots wonder why the server is dead
>>63282922 people voted for reset vs 15
>>632834So there will be a reset?
Oh gosh, the 4chan thread wants a reset, and they made an anonymous poll to prove it!Wow! Good work Anons!On the other hand, Mark did a Discord React poll for ChAtCoLoRs that was 80/20 in favor.
>>633033go back
>>632984no. it's reddit faggots who are emotionally attached to their spawn farms that are the vocal minority
>>633077everyone I don't like is a redditor!
>>633077farms are gay
>>633077thats what happens when you spend XXXXX hours building shit on a server that could go poof at any second
>>632658>discord tranny serversare there actually non tranny discord servers?
>>632658
>>633265ywnbagp, share>>633384if you don't want to waste your life doing things that will be erased in the end just kill yourself
>>633506being overly facetious there
>>633403serves you right, footfag
>ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesetLmao
new weekly dose dropped!!
We miss avesta (misatotrann not so much)
What mods / plugins is this server using?
>>634788Not much. Back to spawn with /spawn, random tp with /wildI guess you can redye glass and terracotta and concrete? Oh and husks drop sand with looting.If you're looking for property claims and stuff, this server doesn't have that. Instead, /inspect to see who put what where.Janny/admins have a variety of things to keep things civil and not a complete clown show.
>>634799Fire doesn't destroy blocks and burns forever. It also feels like mob despawn rules have been altered.
>>634971ah hell naw boy fresco nigged da schlatt coin from SMPLive 2019 xDDD
Consistent with national socialist doctrine, hitler's top guy decided to start a war he cannot win. It's okay, he'll blame his loss on the jews before killing himself to honor the memory of his leader.
>>635614>[STEAL] [STORE]niggashare hands typed this posterino
>>636430>previously on /v/craft...
what's taking you faggots so long to update the server and give the wipe it's needed? are you so content letting what Billy built just fizzle out and die?
>>637137make your own server
>>637150how very wokeist sjw libtard of you
>>637152>>637150>>637137do you have ergonomic mouse pads anons?
So is a reset happening or not?
is acme seriously still not unbanned?
>>635614nas coal. try again cuckholderino
>>637137>wipe it's needed?Oops, looks like you went from nudging mark along to being a complete faggot.
>>637679FREE ACME
>>638186reddit cat meme
Weekly dose camera crew members have captured the magical moment of a newfag tasting communal spawn chicken for the first time. Heartwarming!
I have been freed.
>>639500omg is this real
Twitch SteamersMinecraft EventSaw Minecraft Games - Day2https://www.twitch.tv/auronplay
>>589575Wojcraft is officially launching today! Join us at discord.gg/GMQpuUgP5b
>>604457[User was banned for this post]
glowie
>>639979troo craft
>>640354troon* craft
>>603561You will never find a server with more tolerable people/rules desu. You basically just got filtered by some random retard who's probably spamming the thread because he got caught griefing/other petty shit
Cute frog.
Cute!
>>640449>oldfags regularly hack and crystalaura people they don't likefuck off
>>641057people who joined in 1.17+ aren't oldfags
>>641064they're definitely the oldestfags who actually play outside of their isolation chambers.
>>641057literally who?
>>641057>be annoying>get killed>cope by telling yourself it's le hacksmany such cases
>>639844Yes, you can see me, I leave my pc on to farm sometimes>>639979Drink acetone homofag>>641057>>641070I manually kill players without cheatsI literally fuck around spawn at least thrice every time I join
>>641431>>642632>post screenshots of hacked client several times in the thread>N-NO! I'M PLAYING FAIR! I'M JUST REALLY GOOD AT CRYSTAL PVP!
>>6429572 different anons retard
good thread
>>589575Server is 1.19 now.
>>642957I am playing fair, the anon you stated that posts screenshots of cheats couldn't beat you with them unless you were to have no armour and no regen
>>589575Server is not going to reset, so you can come and build stuff and not fear the deleter.
[redacted anon] has been permanently banned from the server for trying to appeal his 3 day ban. [redacted anon] was permanent banned under a previous administration, and unbanned with outgoing former administration.Due to the nature of his character and track record, having several rules infringements already, further patience from the administration is unwarranted.And we're pretty sure he's underage.
>>644008This [redacted anon] guy sounds pretty scary, how come I didn't see him ingame?
>>638329sorry, that meme is 4chan and you're reddit.
>Westman no longer jannybros... why do the good ones always have to go?
>>645070fuck off westman
>>645070Wait what? Did he quit the server?
>>645172i didnt quit, just resigned as a jan-jan.i will continue to construct canals in my time here :)
>>645070I'm still here fren, just not as a janny anymore <3
Sinope's end frogs...
It's westMA'AM
I'll miss you guys. Take care of the server, and stay litty.—Sub
>>646820so long brother, i hope we get a chance to lynch brazilian underagefags again
>>646820see you in a couple months fag
People who play on Minecraft servers regularly are underaged or need to get a life.
>>646890say aaaaaaah
Will the world border be expanded for 1.19?
so is the server dead now?
