2 threads a year. Just how I like it.
Sham is my wife!
>it's another episode of maynie player stacking to +9 and then losing the stacks 1 turn after
Does anyone have a chart of which juicies are clean shaved, fuzzy peaches and bushwomen?
>>583242I think it's up to an artist.
>>583341Which artist is that up to?
>>583350me
>>583341It's not. I know for a fact starbo for example has an entire amazonian rainforest between her legs.
>>583457Nah. Heir hair is perma-charred. She's also wearing a fireproof wig on her head because of that.
>>583499Slander. Nothing more.
ded game
>>583788100% orange no lemon limerageit's as dead as you want it to be
>>583813hmm I could join for an hour or I could play more minecraft...fuck it more juice time give me 5
>>583242All OJ girls have beautiful smooth hairless pussies
>>584117low test
>>584117Even tomomo?
>>584132Yeah. She used her magic powers to wax it clean
>>584132>>584133I thought poppos shaved her for fun
Cook has feather pubes
>>584117Dumb headcanon that makes literally no sense whatsoever. Dogs don't shave.
>>584256>>584258seek god, both of you
There's only one way to resolve this. We'll need to ask Hono to create nude artwork for every OJ so this can be answered once and for all.
>>584252Dogs also don't fly, eat pudding, speak Japanese or look 90% like humans. QP is smooth.
Does Aru get to have this holiday too?
>>584494it's not christmas
>>584498It's a christian holiday that also sometimes features rabbits. Isn't that good enough?
>>584499until Hono makes Easter Shooting I'm just going assume that they have an Easter Human that hides the eggs
Sneed
>dev stream going on rnanything actually revealed yet? cba to watch it
>>584570If we claim we have no sin, we are only fooling ourselves and not living in the truth.But if we confess our sins to Him, He is faithful, and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness.
>>584627I haven't seen any of the dev streams, but I haven't heard of them ever making any announcements during them either. Usually they post on the steam community page for the game when they announce upcoming events and DLC.
send help
>>588213Who thought buffing Miracle Red Bean Ice Cream was a good idea?
>>584501>Eastermore like lulu's ruined vagina day
>>588218Me
>>588261Lulu's egg laying lizard magic allows her to lay giant eggs while still maintaining a tight pussy
>>588213>he is unaware
Poppo is my wife!Hono will never release Alicianrone.
>>588684do we even know what kind of a game it'll be?same shit all others are or something fresh?
>>589126Lmao noThere are only some vague things we know about it from the animations hono posted like 4 years ago.Literally all we know is that characters stand on the ground but that could be basically any genre of game.Its been 10 years since it was initially shown to exist.
>>589126It won't be a game, Hono dropped it when he became a vtuber.
Does anyone play aos2?
>>582878Not gonna lie, I love the universe but I'd rather get my nuts smashed in by a 30,000 wins Japanese counterpicker than play the mind numbing experience that is OJ. I wish they'd release Alicianrone or whatever the feet game is already.
>>589727i do
>>589727This guy does>>589879
>>589879why?
What's up with Sweet Creator, anyway? In QPSD Sweebo claims to be one, but in 100% she is also the one to claim that SC is not in the game yet. Was that bit retconned between the games? Is the title transferable? Or could it be some kind of an alter ego situation, so that Amami is both SB and SC, but SB is not SC?
>>590079What does she say in Japanese? The line could be a mistranslation.
>>590185She says 私はブレイカーでありクリエイター. Doesn't really seem mistranslatable to me.Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-buKua6tUU&t=2283
>>590079I doubt anyone has ever thought about it, even Hono.
>DLCs for the year still not announceda crumble of new characters...please...
>>590486where were you 22 days ago?>announce obviously fake shit>surprise, it's realthey've done this like 5 times already
>>590486Forget new characters. Old card artwork and characters getting updated would seriously improve the aesthetic consistency of the game.
>>590486Reika and Shifu any day now
>>589727I used to, but my friends don't anymore so I stopped.
>>590486Oh, we have new hidden achievements. Soon.
>>590608While art disparity has some "soul" due to showing change over time, it just doesn't look good to put old and new characters next to each other.
>>591406Art disparity is fucking dumb. I honestly find the old style and characters far more appealing because to me the new ones are just way too gaudy and overdesigned, but I'd much rather have all of them look according to the new style than having half the cards in the game look professionally done and then having some "how to draw anime" tier stuff right next to it. Cohesiveness is king.
>>591412weird game to make this your hill to die on.aside from the linework and color saturation not exactly being consistent for character art there's not really anything to say.card art being done by different artists has a distinctly non-homogenous appeal, or are you going to complain about literally every TCG in existence?
>The rider themeMakes me want to go FASThttps://youtu.be/aVSlcmYAgTI
I'd like QP to kiss me
>Request SFW OJ commission>Artist stops drawing forever>Try same request with another artist>They also stop drawing foreverMaybe I should give up on this one.
>>593261>SFWthere's your problem
>>593261>Request NSFW OJ commission>Artist's country goes to war
>>593261What is it?
>>593268What? Was the artist drafted to the military or something?
>>593307It could be several things depending on which country>drafted/conscripted>foreign payment processing impossible>displaced entirely>deadJust 2 more weeks though
>>593275An OJ in a wedding dress.
>>593387Is it Alte? There's a lot of wedding Alte pictures around for some reason.
>>593390>for some reasonshe was engaged, it's like the most basic idea
>>593390Nah, not into already married women.
>>593387That's it, I'm never drawing again
>>593390Its because she's canonically engaged. She's the soldierwife to an office husband.
>>593399>>593475Fair enough. I'm not big into the lore.
>>593387If you tell me who it is I'll draw it for free in Mario Paint.
>>593834Okay.
>>593858Why did you want a picture of my wife in a wedding dress?
>>593862Because she's my wife.
>>593858>>593862>>593870OUR wife
>>593858>>593834Here you go
>>593922marie poppo does not deserve love, but very based nonetheless anon
>>593922Thank you very much, anon.
>>593979she deserves gangbangs
>>593870your wife died and was replaced by a duplicate hours after meeting her, you didn't even marry the same poppo that replaced her the first time
>>594134I love my wife.
>>594134>virgin every timeNice
>>594134Of she has literally the exact same biochemical composition what difference does it make? Why bring up this Ship of Theseus shit?
>>594158poppo's very clearly have their own continuity, it isn't a transfer of consciousness but a completely different individual replacing the previous with no connection to you beyond the poppo they are replacing was doing this
>>593896Nice, though honestly too chibi even though poppi is chibi.
>>594703>too chibieven better
>>594703we need to go chibier
What did they mean by this?I think thats poppos hand.
>>595095Did I miss something?
Should I make a normal or a chaos lobby?
>>595103I like chaos
>>595102They announced some stuff and a new character pack is out right now
>>595103Make the lobby now
>Hoshino ReikaMy wife is real!
Cute girls with animal earsrage
>>595112>>595112Two more!!
>>595112>>595114WAN more!!
>>595095My theory (hope) is cooking event with saki/alte/sham, maybe one of the breakers
>-1 atk for 3 chapters on revive while you're on low HP :^]What the actual fuck did they do to shifu? Roll this shit back.
>hp 3>res 5>walking piggy bank for other playersBeing Reika is suffering…
>>595145Don't bully her too much, she can bite pretty hard with that +2 ATK.
>>595138First they came for the co-op Shifu Robot and now they got the regular one. Pain.
>you can now choose the card you want to give away when holding Santa's JobMeh. I enjoyed the chaos that the randomness of the hyper caused.
>>595111>star rakerCute farmgirl
>>595145reika is perhaps the ideal orange juice character, she causes chaos just by being there but because +def characters ruin the game she can't win
LOBBYWHERE
>>590713Called it (not like it wasn't obvious though)
As someone who almost exclusively plays characters with 3 HP, Reika is some of the most fun I've had with this game. She's like a tiny Star Breaker which I guess makes sense. I thought I'd enjoy Shifu more (Even though I enjoy Shifu a lot) because Robo Ball is my favorite character and Reika seems really unimpressive on paper but here we are.
Why the fuck did they turn one of the biggest bullies into one of if not the biggest bullied character?
>>596214>one of the biggest bulliesStarbo is such an inpotent paper tiger it's just sad watching her try to go for anything resembling a win on the rare occasions you actually meet someone playing her in a game. She's the ultimate Fruitbat shitpost character and I'd willing to bet her global win rate doesn't even reach 15%.
>>596214Yeah, YukiD was kind of a weird design choice.
>>596255Doesn’t she have a 25% winrate? This is coming from the 100% OJ competitive scene
>>595138This is just horrible. They need to revert this ASAP
>>595138>revive at 2hp, 1 atk and 1 evdthis is fine, in fact give it a good hyper on top of that>revive at 2hp, 1 atk, and -1 evdshut it downI know that finn still lurks this shithole, explain yourself.
what if her name was Buck Breaker and she pegged black guys
>>596378Does that mean that Reika is a coal burner
>>596255winrates are an abysmal metric of anything because it's completely void of any actual relevant information, it doesn't even include placement or progress data, let alone matchup information. Plus it's skewed upward by the existence of AI players -- who don't influence the total pick and win rates -- vs human players that do. A 25% may sound to be equal to just picking a winner at random, but with the AI skew in mind it's somewhere below that.The only indication that could possibly have is confirming obvious metrics such as a character being obviously strong, a character being obviously trash, and that everyone within 1 deviation from the mean is probably doing "okay" ignoring any problems they may or may not have.It's a good thing this retard-magnet character doesn't actually perform well.
Tomomo does star breakers gimmick but better because she isn’t forced into win Norma and her hyper is actually useful and a threat people have to play around
You know, if you want a good +2 attacker you can just play Yuki. She's only got 1 point less defense than Starbs does.
>Saki is canonically short as fuck>she keeps getting drawn as a really tall musclegirlWhat can be done about this? Not like I have anything against a horse girl being drawn with a horsecock but she should be a shortstack at best, not such a big girl. It triggers my autism. IT'S CANON THAT SHE'S SHORT YOU FAGGOT ARTFAGS. GET IT RIGHT.
>>597179huh?
>>597179where the fuck are you finding saki art in the first place
>>597179Who said Saki is short?
>>597179Not my problem
>>597179>big musclegirl sakifucking where?
>>597179Where did you find Saki's canon height? Are you sure you aren't confusing her with Suguri?
my wife is cute and evil >:)
>>597568built for hugs and headpats
>>597568built with big futa cock
>>597568She looks like she just got back from chemotherapy and might not have much time left
new characters are kinda wack but I'm having fun
>>597568
>>583242Maybe Nath, on account of having no hands
>mayniegger stacking all match to +9 again only to lose it the very same turn
>>598049Are you going to tell us all about how she's actually OP again?
>>598085>she's bad that means she's OPIlliterate cunt
>>598099No I just assumed you're the same retard that was seething about her for half of the previous thread. Your post had the same tinge of butthurt resentment.
>>598100nah mang I'm laughing at people who play her downright retarded
>>598105Fair enough. Yeah going all the way to the overkill of +9 seems utterly retarded and a huge waste of turns and opportunities. Bought her a couple of days ago myself and haven't got around to playing her. Still haven't figured out a good idea for Arnelle deck.
>>598100Reminder that the only reason she has a star theft penalty at all is because someone realized itd be too retarded to let her do that so they cobbled that downside together right before release, and they gave her a free +1 on top of that.Shes a hackjob of a design. A complete fucking mess both to play as and against.
>>598117and she's balanced
>>598117Reminder that you suck at the game and need to uninstall.
poppopoppopoppopoppopoppopoppo
Post top four characters, and then roast accordingly
>>598169Sure, why not
>>598169What's wrong with your Kiriko?
>>598169kae is the only one worth it on that list play more kae
>>598169I just noticed your stats don't count chaos games.
>>598174She's a quack
>>598169help
>>598184>iruthere's no helping you
>>598184>losing with the cute boybaka desu
>>598184Have you played her since her buff? You could probably get your first win now.
>>598184How?
>>598188I change between characters a lot but you know the answer.
>>598184your character has ZR and hotpants HOW ARE YOU LOSING
>>598180
100% Lemon Limepass same as always
>>598177But I like Repa too
>>598205no
>>598200>>598200TWO more!!
>>598200>>598200I said TWO MORE
>>598219No, one.
post kae
>>598226
>>598226Kae and Krila were released in 2015 so everything we are doing right now is post-Kae
OJ equivalent of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream?
>>598186I like bunsan's artstyle but he almost always draws some weird shit.
>>582878nigger
>>598330Black people don't exist in the OJ universe. (Store Manager is a shadow person)
>>598334>lulu
>>598335She's just tan
Okay, now that the dust hasn't settled, what do we think of Reika and Shifu?Reika is hilarious, I appreciate that Fruitbat had the chutzpah to implement a character concept as clownshoe retarded as glass cannon star hoarder.Shifu is Teotoratta 2.0; He needs a lot of setup and for what payoff?
>>598352Shifu can farm wins (and sometimes stars) like a motherfucker with his practically guaranteed roboball kills. I've seen things get pretty out of control with him.
>>598352Reika feels tailor-made for the shitposters who played seagull before it and the others had hypers.Been seeing people complain about her being "too weak" but they are retarded.
Kei's futa penis
>>598489Kei? Is that like a rule63 version of Kai, who apparently still has a penis?
>>598491Japanese spelling of Kay from Girls und Panzer, the character that starbo is CLEARLY a shameless ripoff of if you take even a single look at the design
>>598495Starbreaker's game came out first.
>>598506Clearly hono wasn't content with just ripping off Rumia's design with Hime, so after being called out he travelled back in time to make sure his next design ripoff would be far more crafty
>>598357Nya Nya
>>598226https://sta.sh/2fb8wh4fks8
>>598578Neat
What's the optimal way to annoy other players as much as possible? Cram as many stupid/useless cards and traps as I can into my deck? Play a frustrating/stupid character like Kyouko?
since when does coffgirl draw futa
>>598724The same time she took the depression pill
>>598647Play a really tanky loaf of a character like Fernet and just do really boring shit. OJ thrives on wildcard plays and lunacy, so doing your absolute best to be a piece of stale white bread tends to piss people off from the sheer pull of the black hole of fun. But of course, playing like that is naturally really fucking boring, so do so at your own risk.
>>598956>OJ thrives on wildcard plays and lunacyVanilla characters are generally really good for subverting this and fucking over nu-characters. They're all about burst power plays with pretty much no setup. Roll Suguri and just fuck somebody up with double dice, literally 0 setup needed. Same for Sora. Go Poppo and just steal people's shit whenever you need it. You can fuck around and do whatever and pull off your signature play whenever you need it. Seeing a lazy tomomo scavange for an ice cream the entire game and just putting her down right off the bat with QP's hyper mode is just utterly hilarious and sad at the same time.
>>598647Pick Space Wanderers mapset events to random warp, home roulette and playground for maximum stonewalling
Kae's Kaes.
It's co-op time100% Lemon Limepass: rage
>>5992763/4 btwc'mon /vm/ros
>>599276>>599277Join quck before someone from /jp/ grabs the slot
>>599278we love /jp/ here
>>599283ok but what about orange juice
>>599278Does /jp/ even care about this game anymore?
>>599318no one joined from /jp/, so guess not
>>598169
>>598169I don't even play this game anymore.
>>598169I haven't even played as kae, starbs or sherry in ages
OJ sisters what is the best map and why is it Christmas Miracle?
>>600595>completely avoidable encounter and warp panelsa map for pussies
>>600618Not to mrntion no real way for a bully to catch up if you're ahead due to no real shortcuts. This dude plays passives and tanks exclusively. Probably a Kyouko main.
>>600595based Christmas enjoyer
if I main mescal does that make me gay
>>601062only if you're a woman and are sexually attracted to her
>>601062Nah she's a girl so it's fine. At least you're not playing QP or Chris.
>>601064You got a fucking problem with QP?
165Don't even reply to me you crossdressing trash.
I've concluded that Reika is such a lopsided character that people won't target you out of pity.
>>601509>3 HP>0 def>0 evadeWhat was the thought process here exactly?
>>601536it just werks
>>601548>plays chicken>doesn’t stop at home with a win condition
>>601548Roboball is a step above the other mobs.
>haven't played in literal years>decide to check online mode to see if anyone's even still playing this>there's a good 50+ rooms across the three modes that are all decently filled for the most partneat
>>601709thsi was before they had hypers
>>601536From what I've heard it sounds like she got nerfed a bit during testing. I don't know the details, but I believe she had more HP and her passive had no restrictions.
>>601749>star accumulation passive that works with chapter stars>literally just tomomo but bettersounds absolutely retarded and I hate how believable that sounds
When are these hackfrauds going to do a western release of the original QP shooting? Why even have the sequel up if people can't play the prequel? How am I supposed to stay informed on the OJ expanded universe?
"I'm accelerating." - Suguri
What's the best way to grind for stars?
>>602981Host a game.
>>602981play tequila and always use your hyper/take healing cards, you are typically able to get trap meister, survivalist and or avenger in a typical game.Tequila being 5 health and 1 def can let him survive all game and he can evade on a 4 to maybe get the avenger bonus. Getting all three of these is 700 stars minimum without winning.
BananerageWAN MORE!!!
Lobby:Banane 2password:rageneeds 2 more
Cute girls with animal earsrageOther two lobbies died due to toilet complications
>>604179>>604179We just need WAN more by the way
For me its tomato.
>>604207Then I'll take Mimyuu.
>>604207For me its the hungry chuuni
explode
>>607610Old and busted. Reika new hotness
>>607997Braids aren't really my thing.
>>599276we're back100% Lemon Limepass: ragenormal mode
>>608564one more
>>608564>>608571play some fuckin juice
>>607610>>607997>>608232They’re both adorable in their own right, I love em
>>607997Yeah. She's really hot.
So how does one actually get into this game?I've played a fair amount of it but 90% of the time I just feel like shit is flying over my head at 10 million miles an hour
>>609296play on slow
How do we save AoS2?
>>609296play moreplay with people who actually use the chat so you can ask questionsread cardsjust stop worrying and roll the dice
>>609296If you ever join a game through this thread ask people if they mind playing using base game/GOTY edition characters.A lot of the newer characters have very convoluted hyper and passive metas and understanding what's going on can be way overwhelming on top of just trying to learn base game mechanics.Trying to learn how to play is much easier when all you got to keep in mind when playing against Sora is that her hyper gives her guaranteed 6 rolls for an entire round instead of doing it while also trying to figure how how the fuck Malt works and what the fuck he's doing and how he's affecting the field events.
>>609328The competitive aos2 discord is pretty much the reason why aos2 is a mess
>>609961What's going on in the AoS2 discord? Is there even a meta beyond Tish spamming rocks?
>>610211Tsih is ranked one of the weakest characters because the meta has always been Sora and Suguri all along. Beside buffing the strong kit users like those two above, they would also nerf characters that are pretty much considered already average even further
>>610211aos2 discord is fairly normal, it's just that a few people got salty about the game
>>611070>t. altela
>>609328you dont. game is so dead you practically need to be in their competitive server to have a chance at getting a lobby beyond asking friends to play it with you.
Why did AoS2 die
>>611131Fighting games are already niche since they have big learning curves. This is a doujin fighting game which is less like a fighting game and more like a beat-em-up shump, so it's even more niche. It's kind of hard to get people on board for something like that.
>play random doujin RPG>it's another Miusaki's theme episode
>>611158This but Tomomo’s theme
>>611373I thought Tomomo and Kai's themes were by DEKU. Am I misremembering?
>>611558Yes, you (partially) are. The only 100% tracks by DEKU are Kai's theme, Final Stage 1, and Ultimate Weapon Girl.
>>595138 >>595165 >>596262 >>596280He's not explaining himself but he's given us a place to complain https://steamcommunity.com/app/282800/discussions/0/4536825080758435132/better than pissing into the wind I guess but I'm still going to seethe about it, you can borrow my anger for a bit
>>611558https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C9VZZSn7sG0Specifically this one
>>612180>tfw no magical girl spinster to forcefully pry me from an autistic schizo hentai RPG to play a dumb anime board game instead
>>612220Why that magical girl when you have Alice all along?
>>612180I thought the royalty free music that 100OJ uses is obscure shit. Surprised another game used it too.
>>612313I've heard OJ music crop up all over the place, from doujin fighting games to RPGmaker H-games.
>>612314Also Gmod videos
Are you having fun?
>>614262I enjoyed maybe one Nath match in my lifetime, absolutely despise playing herbut I would give her headpats, she deserves them
>>614262I love my wife!
>>612314The sound effects and some of the system sounds are also in other niche titles like Kamidori
yup, I'm thinking kino time
>Lobby: MOM IT'S JUST DIVEGRASS>Pass: rageIn case anyone wanted to play.
>>615995WAN MORE!
get me out of this hell
at lastthe first part of the whole grind is over
>>617741>getting violated by two tomomos' fat futa cocks at the same timegod i wish that were me
>>617750What if I cut the dick with a heated knifeCaptcha: norma
>>615720Does this wombo combo actually help you win the video game?
>>619856permanent move 5 with no damage taken, trap, drop panel and out of battle damage immunity until you land on your home? yeah it's good but kinda map reliant
norma ballsrage
>>620702>>620702TWO more!
>>620702WAN more!
>>620702>>620702>>620707>>620707WAN more!!
>>620702WAN more again!
>>620702>>620702We still here by the way. Still with one open slot
Damn euros, having a lobby in the middle of a work day when I can't play
>>620702One slot open again!
>>620744And vice versa. Gotta love when lobbies at 3 in the morning pop up.
Junesoon, who's gonna get the next summer event shit
>>623030god I want swimsuit chris right now
>>623030I want sweebu in cute bikini.
>>623030Aru, Nico, and Mei. Male swimsuits.
no bully clubragenormal mode btw
>>623544Gimme 2 minutes, I'll join
>>6235442 moreget in here
>>623544ONE(1) moar
Thanks for the games!
>>623604y-you too
