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Messoy edition

Haxball and webliero discussion

Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.

You can join the /hax/ room at:
>check thread
password: shaw

Room link, stats, chat logs and replays available at
>

Room is usually "active" around these hours:
20:00 to 22:00 GMT
15:00 to 17:00 EST
12:00 to 14:00 PST
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>>507781
base
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messoy make room thanks
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=9xw9UNP1o3E&p=1

password: shaw
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GGs everyone.

Just watched 'Un homme qui dort', been biddie
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>in some other haxball room
>some cunt is being an annoyance and calling the asian players chinks
>meh
>admin joins
>players tell the admin
>cunt player says he doesn't know what chink means and that an asian player said it so he's using it
>admin gives him a last warning and says he'll ban him if he does it again
>can tell admin is pretty inexperienced
>while cunt player is being an angel I go into inspect element and change one of the chat lines to make it look like he's saying chink again
>"screenshot" it and tell the admin
>admin takes the bait
>cunt player banned
I wouldn't have even done it if he didn't feign ignorance. Not owning your racism is weakness.
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>>508356
haha
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=kClPyiuDsHQ

password: shaw
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>>508652
PJOG
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>>508356
Absolutely KINO. Embrace your true self till the bitter end to reach your desired reality
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LIV
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the man of the hour
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KEK
MESSOY
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
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>>513796
rewatching come and see
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WELCOME
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FZl3fSQ-IOM&p=1
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merssoy thread sp pls
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Tb1cSPAUEsQ&p=1
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i dreamt about him again last night
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE


https://www.haxball.com/play?c=YWdqQqMxNUU&p=1
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=YWdqQqMxNUU&p=1
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=YWdqQqMxNUU&p=1
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where
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are the haxballs threads on /sp/ dead?
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MESSOY
tomorrow eve
is it ON?
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>>519176
Yeah, fun /sp/ traditions like Hax and Pooh homerun derby get killed pretty quickly because there's nofunallowed anymore. The only game that isn't nuked on /sp/ seems to be Football Manager. (I recall FIFA/FUT generals also used to be common not that long ago)
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do we play tonight?
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yes we play tonight
messoy sort a room out mate 7:30
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>>521293
agni
>>521309
shm
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>>507782
>>516060
>>521394
cuck
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wherr my room retards?//////??
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Unp_u5WCHnw
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Unp_u5WCHnw
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Unp_u5WCHnw
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Unp_u5WCHnw
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Unp_u5WCHnw
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>scottish shot put throwers
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Watch Ikiru
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make raum
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>>522905
this
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IM A NAVVY IM A NAVVY WORKING ON THE LINE
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messoy room pls
there's at least 3 people waiting
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>>522949
alri cuck

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=w1trTGEr_60&p=1
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What does he do?
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>>522988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPoD2WhPS0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyi1x4JF28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=827QFih9_fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibo2kh-HHZI
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is basro the best argentine programmer who ever lived?
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>>522988
UFC marketing
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>>522988
isn't he inzaghi?
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how did you dox me and can you infect my computer the same way? how do i safeguard against this
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playing today???
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Maybe on saturnday
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>>524078
Fridays and saturdays
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>>525764
and Sundays.
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boils
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>>527585

new player for hax fc guys!!
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who is this boils? is he good?
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>>527585 ....
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>>527626
hes arguably the UKs best non-muslim haxballer
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>>527626
If the opposing goalkeeper is retarded then yes, boils playing striker will give you 5 goals a game. Otherwise not really.
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=AeOvBJufr7k&p=1


WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>528509
>1/20
bit sad
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FAGGOT
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I am kind of still new so seeing Krubb being memed so hard on, I didn't expect him to be such a profile kek
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Sorry I deleted the room so abruptly last night. I'll do one tonight and provide a countdown before deletion
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souf is the nicest guy on /hax/ and he deserves all the good things of this world
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=OBb5p1IcK2w&p=1


WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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1 more for 4v4
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desperate bump
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will he ever get any good?
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>>529760
hes actually come a long way since march 2020
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Room will appear to night for a special sunday edition in the lead up to the Owl game which I will be staying up for
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>>530466
checked. Where?
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>>530532
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5eGmHHjZR8g&p=1

We'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>529607
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are we playing tomorrow?
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Hi messoy's brother here. I know he posted here and made rooms for you guys. but unfortunately he's in the hospital. we're not sure when he'll get back out
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hi guys. the room will open at 7:30 tonight.
got my laptop now and my brother's just gone to Curry's to buy me a Kensington Easy Riser lap desk and a Samsung Galaxy watch 4.
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>>535319
No heterosexual man would eschew from caressing those thighs
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messoy pls
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>>535597
>souf

how are you still alive
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=oxp69z1p_28&p=1

WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>507781
join NOW (pls)
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>>535616
room here
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>>535816
how?
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When
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>>536337
NOW

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=OxmuIKeen_M&p=1
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>>536434
booking my space for 2 hours time
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>>536444
digits
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join
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TORILLE (I hope rat sees this bro)
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>>537015
Thanks Obama
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I'm going in, bros. Wish me luck
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>>540531
where u goin bro
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tonight?
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>>540806
winky's obstacle challenge room
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it's over
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>>540868
N
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might as well delete this thread janny. there won't be any more rooms
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=JljN8gycyTg&p=1
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=JljN8gycyTg&p=1
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>gjhgfh hosts one time
>some of the most missed /hax/ players suddenly join all together

How does he do it
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I'll host tonight
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>>541360
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superior internet that he's been hogging this whole time. he's a selfish twat laying the burden on messoy
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>>541360
room name was "no messoy allowed" and not "messoy's room". No one wants to join messoy's room.
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>>541411
post link
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=zF9BTo_tesM&p=1
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>>541587
join lads
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loco doko
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LIVE
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'No, I don't think I will'
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No room this friday. I'm off to see the batman
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cant host either. going to glasgow to strangle someone in an odeon
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PAX: treaty forced upon the defeated, where life was spared in exchange of, among other things, the castration of the vanquished males. War, understood as a aggressive-defensive dynamic has its homosexual equivalent in the active-passive dynamic, where the phallus and the anus alternate their SADISTIC and MASOCHISTIC functions. An army's function is to SUBMIT, through KILLING and RAPING as mechanisms, as dark side elements, as accelerators of DEATH and CONCEPTION. The soldier is a martyr, a hero, a messoyah, THE homosexual that takes on the role of the victim-sacrifice worked into a mechamic of sin-punishment-sacrifice-forgiveness, as it takes upon himself those four ritualistic components simultaneously. The rainbow takes under its archway this sacrificial mechanism on its fullness, projected (offered) through libido and forgiven (induced) through violence
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>>547395
Castration of male prisoners was commonplace, which is a strategy in line with the feminization of the enemy. Castration, as a form of sexual violence to show conquest, was carried out by Chinese, Persian, Amalekite, Egyptian and Norse armies. Homosexual rape is also a common strategy for domination, and this was a widespread strategy in various ancient Middle Eastern and Greek societies. Violence during wartime can in itself be gendered, and domination of a whole population can also be done through the feminization. In ancient Middle East and Greece this was a common pattern – men were executed, while women were raped or taken as slaves along with the children. It is possible to observe similar patterns in our contemporary world and the massacre and deportations in Srebrenica, Bosnia, is an example. Feminization has commonly been used in imitations and other attempts to humiliate the enemy, and gendered insults are widespread; meaning that the enemy is portrayed with feminine characteristics, as an attempt to belittle the adversary. One example is from the 1991 Gulf War is that many of Saddam Hussein's adversaries pronounced his name 'Sodom' in order to humiliate him
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ckPyz--KwvM&p=1

WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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>>547617
Incomplete...
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>>547617
>https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ckPyz--KwvM&p=1

WAKE UP FAGGOT
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i am forced to host on a modem that runs on coal

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ckPyz--KwvM&p=1
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=SKDYU18RilI&p=1

NEW
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same time tonight?
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game will be on tonight at tea time but i still be streaming kino all evening so the lag will apt to be: very bad
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>>548497
someone else host then
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WAIH
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=FgP2rBJ-RgM
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non-scot room
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=fmAqak1Vnoc
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AAAAAaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUMUU YOUMU ARRRAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGGjjjjjjjjjjGJJJJJJJJJjgrJAAaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>hax is dead
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>>553311
soon
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>>553378
You have to let go
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do not doubt him
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well?
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I'll serve a hoster at 00:00 today during tea time.
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>>554247
00:00 IST??
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only keeping this up to make non /hax/ players jealous because they cant get into the room. Fill it up so it looks like we're having a great time and DO NOT SHARE THE PASSWORD WITH THEM
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ZaEldxceI3g&p=1
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what's the password?
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>>554386
shaw
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hurry up and join. i need pass admin to someone while i have dinner
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>>554387
neat, thanks!
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>>554390
>dinner
posh twat
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ZaEldxceI3g&p=1

get in
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>>554446
wrong link sorry

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=L-sGmUWaHbI&p=1
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hax is dead
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https://youtu.be/y1vJJq2hkfM
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I love all of you, my bbies. Please stay safe until tonight
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room niggas?
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late night room lets gooo

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=IdbP9yKRj0Y&p=1
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>>555732
fabio doing what messoy could never do
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>>555732
Everyone's here
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5Wq2s7ZCxOk
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>>555739
room exploded
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>join game with people actually playing
>say im new, get banned
>scroll through the list of dead servers for a new one to join
>find an actually populated one
>ask how to join a team
>get kicked

no wonder this game is dead
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>>556129
demand to be put in a team and then challenge the weakest player to a 1v1
works every time for me
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>>556129
That's why you join the comfy /hax/ rooms instead of the ones populated by angry ADHD 12 year old Polish and Turkish kids.
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do u guys want to play 2day
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>>556539
your rooms are shite and you close then way too early.
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>>556549
ok you host then
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pls come back fabio
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>>556603
i am LITERALLY crying and shaking in this exact moment
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FABIO ROOM HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=E1nvpwgZjJM&p=1
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it really is over this time
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>>558066
it's tuesday
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>>558149
cope.
it's over. past few weekends have been ded
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>>556727
yep. hax never recovered from this
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>>559045
>past few weekends have been ded
Last weekend was fine.
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>>559045
t. messoy
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>reg on winky's futsal
>half the players are fucking retarded
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>>560434
elite anal?
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soon*


*kek not really. it's dead, fuckers. y'all couldn't appreciate what you had
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>>560568
pls ignore this boilspost

messoy room will be up after tea
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=JVs3aMcDO9g&p=1
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>>560687
what did you have?
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>>560711
mac and cheese
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>Connecting to master...

>Connecting to peer...

>Trying reverse connection...

>Connecting to peer...
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>>560816
get better internet
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where are the rooms
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see you all for the turning red watch along party tomorrow
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Does /basro/ like death metal?
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>>560545
osborn?
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>>560955
>turning red
Fuck off I'm not cheating on my wife with those tarts at the Scarlet Devil Mansion
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messoy rooms drawing a lot of attention

naysayers btfo
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>>561523
whats this?

OH NONONONONONO
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>>561545
fakenews. boils propaganda
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Room?
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>>561561
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=eL7nf4mmVlo&p=1
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come back shm the lag is over
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anyone else randomly starts thinking about krubb sometimes
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>>561681
it usually coincides with my jerk off sessions
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>>561773
ugh
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who gave p1 (liru) the password
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>>561832
you (messoy (p1 (liru)))
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tfw no hax
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>>561835
no. liru is hax player who repeatedly kicked me from his room with no explanation then got mad when he discovered he couldnt get into y rooms. that was the only bit of leverage i had over him and one of you ruined it
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hate the messoy expanded universe
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>>561840
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>562154
liru is a non /hax/ haxball player. i tried to get into his room but he kicks and bans me . then he sees i made a /hax/ room and he can't get into it because he doesnt now the password. but one of you gave him the password and now a non /hax/ player has infiltrated a /hax/ room. well done morons
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>>562323
i still dont get it. who is he and why are you trying to get into his room?
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>>562328
it's an open room on the hax room list. anyone is allowed to play but he picks on me for some reason and throws me out
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Subahibi might be one of the philosophical works of all time
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tomorrow night? Is it ON?
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crucial agni bump
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Bullshit. Proofs?
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>fabio grosso
>shm
>piguain
>wankstain
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6pm GMT cytoobe
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>>566401
>ployer
>superslut
>newcunt
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no room tonight as I will be out at a kinoplex to see the batman
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Hey guys just wanted to share the group pic of our last /hax/ meetup. Cock came as a special surprise guest. Thanks to souf for welcoming us in London.
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200th post here.
Askin for le room
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=GIG4kXRhAd8&p=1
pass: shaw
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>>566784
>14
make it again
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>>566784
join
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beat the DEMAGOGUE
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beat the DEMOSQUE
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CAW
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>>566743
cuck, soufj, messoy, ghj
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messoy here. room will be opening promptly at 7.30pm
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=2J2a29sKTnI
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>>567495
where?
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>>567657
HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=_0H2uzHVGik&p=1
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you guys should play meme maps more often they're the best
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>>567805
this person is being sarcastic. hax is finished. it's over
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>>568165
no I'm not, I really like space bounce and a few others
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guys?
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>>568418
>sunday

ok make room
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>>568422
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Some pretty nice hax for a sunday
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>>568507
cope. there was no game on sunday. hax is over forever
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You are already on /hex/. This is your punishment. Ded gam. Ded thread. Half-dead wife
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I've checked out a book on html from the library. perma messoy room coming soon.
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>I've checked out a book on html from the library. perma messoy room coming soon.
imagine the ping
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fabio, you'll need to run the room tonight. I have too many kinos to catch up on
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Messoy you're next
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>>571673
Damn messoy is too iconoclast ... pulling a hecking Peaky Blinders in XVIII century Jerusalbion Needs DDOS correction
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/hax/ is ded
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You now remember 🤡
>>
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someone make an /sp/ post
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=K4Fk6YXMNSw&p=1
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>>571881

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>>571758
Why are you pretending to be me, faget?
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>>571956
join faget
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🤣 bro ong ong zoomers won ong 😂 🤣 boomers gtfo out of our site :punch: :punch: :punch: :punch: :punch: this is basedteen territory now fr fr :gachiGASM: :yikes: :grin:
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so this is it. i can't take it bros
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>>572049
ong 💀
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>>571969
He wasn't even playing.
Whoever you are, you seem obsessed.
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>>572002
That wasn't very poggers of you shm my damn head shamalamam frfr no cap only bussy sussy cunny 😭 shall be discussed here 💯 Shalom
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rooms
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>>507781
Do you guys accept noobs? I tried to play this 10 years ago but forgot about it
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>>572185
/hax/ is the best place for a noob to start, even the worst shitters have gotten cheeky /sp/ tier bants at most. Pick any random room from the room list and there's a 95% chance a teenage admin will type a furious rant about you in the chat in a language you don't understand if you miss a pass, and ban you after your second mistake. The few rooms advertised as "for random noobs" (like the Polish one) have quite a high level for a fresh beginner. /hax/ is a crowd of chill older 4channers who watch sports and speak English, so what better place to start than among a group of friends whose comments you can understand.
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>>572196
whatis sync room
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>>572166
>>572198
Messoiah?
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games are over

haxtiem
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=UCiIQEWuWL8&p=1
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=QlTsYJF4u3o&p=1

pass is shaw

GET IN
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oh did hax die without me? thats a shame

aaaaaaanyway....
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Miss SHM

https://s3-ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com/touhougarakuta-statics/putfykzd/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/05213212/Tesi_touhou_patrick.pdf
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>>572937
why did the venetian university accept a touhou thesis
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>>573277
SHM's sigma grindset
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>>572937
fabio grosso is shm. you can tell by how theyre both italian
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RIP Agni
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watching tom scott videos to take away the pain
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Hello Haxball bros. Our board is soon to participate in a 4chan football event and we're putting together a roster of 23 players, so I'm here today to ask if you guys wanted to leave a rep from this thread to be part of the roster.
Whatever is the most liked rep from this thread will be put on a poll with some other candidates from this board and, if your rep were to get the necessary votes, it would be playing for the team.
If you like the idea, share whatever idea/meme for a rep you guys have and I'll choose the most popular to put on the poll.
For whoever is interested and wants more info, here's the last thread about our team: https://arch.b4k.co/vm/thread/515623/
Have a nice week, everyone.
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>>576123
>https://arch.b4k.co/vm/thread/515623/
put messoy in
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>>576123
what the fuck is arch b4k
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>>576123
our player should just be a corpse being carried around by 5 white guys and an indian
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>>576747
kek
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won't be doing a room tomorrow. i'm not out and don't have any kino to watch. I just won't be doing it. simple as.
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>>576968
won't or can't?
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>>577038
won't
hax is made and broken at my discretion
you thought this was /basro/, this is /messoy/
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rooms
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

*places a mysterious door in the middle of the thread*
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Join
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i'll be on tomorrow lads
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>>577528
>Join
>no link

r u retarded
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friday is the new sunday
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I simply live eternally with the pain
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hey guys i'm the brazilian with 250 ping
does anyone know when will the room start? and more importantly, when will the meme maps start? i want to play some space bounce if possible
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MAKE A ROOM
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ROOM ROOM ROOM
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=imk8fk2Fhs4&p=1
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>>577614
I wish I could join but not even DMZ helps, only neinhold's room worked for me
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LETS GOOO
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kino was excellent last night. was sad to see the room closed when it was done though
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t-minus 1.5 hours lads
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WE LIV
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>>578325
WELL???
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>>578406
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=8JjaUH0suP8&p=1

WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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bump?
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdfcrf3MEuj8EI67cyb94XpWVgFVbVYIeC-RrlpWjLrAdC14A/viewform

GUYS VOTE FOR MESSOY FR FR FR
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>>578916
>he'll get just 2 votes from here
>sign in
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For me it's INZAGHIHITLER_HATE_WOATS
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>>578916
virus DO_NOT_CLICK
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What are they watching?
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>>580766
Salo
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>>580875
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special thursday eve easter special hax tomrrow?
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>>581445
hax will be open every day of the long weekend to celebrate our extended freedom from toil
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room when?
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>>582278
Server is kakurenbo
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5pm lets go lads
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>>582869
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>>582999
>>582278
>>582869
WE'RE ALL IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=HmahuU2VWV8&p=1
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LIV
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You like Modest Mouse? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Good News for People Who Love Bad News came out in '04, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to Built to Spill, but I think Modest Mouse has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '07, Huey released this; We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Dashboard". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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A hard fought draw between me and Cuck, where at the end of the day both men could hold their heads up high and come out as equals.
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>>583218
Best song on WWDBTSES is Parting of the Sensory moron
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>>583250
make it as a webm next time
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>>583329
This is exactly the type of moving lossless images that .gif is optimized for. A .webm will be much bigger in file size if you want good quality. Rule of thumb, .png -> .gif, .jpg -> .webm
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>>583534
it's too long until the apex which then just flashes briefly. No forward or backwards function on gifs
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>>583644
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Hello where are the rooms?
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>>583678
1.5 hrs.
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LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=C8Vk5f9sa5g&p=1
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who
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>>583741
Based me. Arguably one of the worst to have ever played.
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one more for a 4v4
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Blessed Easter
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>>582034
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>>584531
WE ARE IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=CAqq1S82nYE&p=1
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Messoy?
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>>584593
I'm bored of hax now . ive beaten the game. plus my computer cant run it any more
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>cytube is down
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special monday night hax


Link here https://www.haxbal.co........ go fuk yourself losers
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>/hax/ living 100,000 seconds in the past
It was over before it began
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well it's hump day. not long now lads. .....................only joking ywn play hax again
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well...... it's friday and i'm not even thinking about making a room
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Don't you love movies in which the ending isn't planned because the MC has had his balls messed up with a bit too much
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>>588766
Please stop rewatching Hard Candy, it's not healthy after the 20th time
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Room will be up tonight

(it won't. i'll be too busy watching michael bay kino)
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room
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=kZRZ5iK1Oyc&p=1

pass: shaw
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Sorry my sparks but I'm down with a common cold. I'm afraid I won't be able to go out and street footy this week, I'll be watching philosophical kinos instead and Westworld
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>>589441
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>>589370
>ded already
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felt good to put messoy in his place again
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desperately in need for a trad scottish boyfriend
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@messoy tonight?
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>>590322
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=asJojpzqTdY&p=1
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>>590336
PLEASE join our game
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gjhgjf: /cow
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100th day without /hax/
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Dear, dear! How queer everything is today!
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>>590654
there was hax last night
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SPECIAL SUNDAY EDITION

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3Z-8NcQBFj4&p=1
WE"RE ALL IN HERE
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>>591195
still going
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>101th day without hax
aAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAaAaAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
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>>>/sp/119732815
uh
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>>591414
Once you taste the sweet nectar of hope, there is no turning back.
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>>593525
>The rats beLIeVEd
I would kneel wasn't I in a cinema seat
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>>593525
thats kinda disturbing
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>>593580
>cinema seat
what kino
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>>593997
Las ratas (1997) by Kyou Shiroidara as based on the original work from Miguel de Unamuno
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is it happening tonight
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>>595142
>closed
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put on my best suit and everything for this
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>>595183
who are you quoting
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the room
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=8el1ghnCO6U&p=1
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>>595247
join
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bumpsp
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>>595347
haha failing room
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"Holy shit, I am shit" - Those were the first thoughts that hit his head as he woke up. As time proceeded, so did his everyday failure.
"I woke up, it was lonely and dark, but I realised it was just my room. Of course it would be dark and lonely, I deal with anxiety everyday.
"As messoy had these thoughts, was fumbling around with his hands, trying to reach a switch of light"
As he was doing this, he thought to himself how funny a thing it is to wear glasses and still not be able to see in the dark"
agni suddnely became the protagonist of this story, and he realised that this isnt a cinema, but just someoen writing his story
AGNI (as he calls himself online) WOKE UP IN A CALL SWEAT" >This were the words that uttered throughout his mind as he was playing a custom

publishable?
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>>595408
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>>595418
believe in yourself
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>>595408
>He thinks he is ever free from playing into someone's else narrative, the convoluted psyops of another fella, that every single second alive isn't a constant struggle avoiding that a woman or a man employs his time, his money, his energy, his sperm, his image, his persona, his genoma, his biodata as a resource or an asset to further their own vision instead of his. He thinks that 'bro /sp/ culture' is somewhat different from television, internet and 4chan memes just because that's "The One" that feels more endocentric to him, confusing the chemicals his jargon of choice releases with a deeper level of truth or authenticity. He thinks his own thoughts are removed from outside interference, cultural influence, spacetime coordinates, social conditioning, genetics and personal circumstances. He actually believes he isn't in a golden ratio loop trying to gain a semblance of uniqueness. He genuinely ventures that his ideas and self aren't an infinite mirror showing only replicas without a semblance of originality all the way until arriving at the very firstling spark to have ever existed. He remains undaunted as he hopes that he LIVEs an inimitable, irreplaceable set of experiences
>He doesn't know
>He is unaware
Grim
>>595420
This, lmoa
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>>595483
Base.
>Also, he copes, represses, defends, denies, deludes, distracts, deceives, dupes, dreams, fantasises, idealises, lies and tricks himself every waking moment into thinking that there is meaning to his e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ suffering and LIVE is better than NOT LIVE.
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>>595483
Sorry, but I decided I won't read all that text.
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>>595629
Unironically based
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>>595629
Kino
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messoy room opens tonight and promises to be a more interesting party than that gay room last night
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room is in the room list. not linking it because simple as
you'll just need to find it
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>>595943
i found it
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=TR8yXDqNyrc
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>>595986
couldn't pay me to join this
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who is responsible for this. dont give password to non basro freaks
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>>596089
thought it would do good for your confidence
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>>507781
FUCK Messoy.
What a pathetic loser LOL
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another quality night of haxxing. thank you messoy for being a host and a friend
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>>596105
t. messoy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-44i5nZTinY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL9w-3pQb5U
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Und erst im Himmel lacht
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mesoooyyyyyyy why didn't you make a room tonight. we were counting on you
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>>596872
t. messoy
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>>596121
>>596874
wrong. people love me
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

https://hk1ll3r.itch.io/football-io
https://hk1ll3r.itch.io/football-io
https://hk1ll3r.itch.io/football-io
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>>597336
you didn't erase enough of the underline, messoy
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sick and tired of haxball
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>>598254
everyone says that on a wednesday. but by friday you'll be gagging for it
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for the love of god i dont want to play in italian servers anymore help meeee
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>messoy
gem
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>>598410
VPN,proxy,tor
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Gonna save the fucking world
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it's friday. time for hax
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>>599669
not that

the people in italian servers are stupid and i always end up creating insult battles
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is messoy celtic or rangers
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>>600585
I don't follow football. Only haxball
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We'RE aLl IN HeRe

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=M44AEY-FF-g&p=1
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krubb is a bastard man
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>>601349
He is a lot better than you Messoy
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>>601362
t. not krubb

Also, should I host? Anyone there? pls respond
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krubb here anyone down for some haxball tonight? i'd be willing to host...
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>>601367
yes
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>>601367
>>601364
just do it already why do you need public approval you freak
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>>601376
Hey Messoy....
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>>601362
>>601364
>>601367
>>601378
le sigh... im never gonna have sex with you, boils

anyway was thinkign bout makin a room. thoughts?
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weirdoes
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make the room krubb
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>>601411
k give me a sec
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>>601412
faget
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>>601420
just filling out the captcha. give me a minute
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>>601430
faget
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>Messoy at his weird stalker autismo shit again.
Can you just fuck off already and stop pretending to be me and others?.. It was you who killed hax, everyone knows it. YOU pretended to be others, together with your weird little tranny team you asembled from discord (God forbid if you did all this by yourself).
You doxxxed other players and YOU would ruin the fun for others the moment you felt insulted or your little bubble was penetrated.

I seriously hope the worst for you, you are a typical animal abuser and a freak who explodes from getting a wedgie.
Just fuck off man, freak.
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>>601449
room
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>>601449
This is your opinion and a vocal minorities opinion. Don't like it, then look the other way or block me, don't get so butthurt.
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>>601455
>kinoplex
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>>601455
yeah no, sorry but you need to go
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ITS TIME TO GO
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>>601466
yeah well you might just get when you wish for you little cunt, one day you'll realise that you miss me more than anyone else you've ever met in your life. Fuck you and all your ilk fucking nonces cunt bastard and get ass cancer.
I was too good for you lowlifes, too complete
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make a room bruh
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ZX0nHOtBQPI&p=1
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>>601483
join
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>>601483
post a screenshot
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https://lichess.org/gS26XF3v/black#47

Hand and brain game me and askdjgaksdgjhad played. I said bruh when he said Knight forcing the sac. It was actually the best move by far according to the engine.
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>>601583
Still thinking about this game desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XmhBaUdges
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messoy?
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no room tonight . liverpool kino
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fabio? krubb? ghjhfhg?
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klopp???
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the match is over make THE ROOM
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=j1BIuTXa_J8&p=1
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>>602255
YES WE'RE ALL IN THIS THREAD WAITING
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>>602260
t. impatient cuck leaching off other threads instead of doing his own
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join
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hax is a lot better since sKrubb and b*ils stopped showing up every night.
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>haven't played in over a year
>runts still obsessing over me
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was SHM the Cuito Cuanavale autist from /sp/? holy fuck
https://www.skyscrapercity.com/threads/old-pes-cuito-cuanavale-stadium.2237788/#post-165655422
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>>602492
for reference:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/98187513/#98187513
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>>602486
>hasn't played in over a year
>still checks thread religiously
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>>602462
sunday
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shm, krubb... make room
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>>602880
>>603055
iii see you boilin' ay
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>>603057
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Hi friends. I wanted to talk to you today about an article called 'Remarkable tale of Hitler's young Jewish friend' which proves very interesting to understand how they are using an esoteric symbolism for the gender agenda, as we know that one of the important parts that are going to be developed now is the normalization of pedophilia, aye? Not the media itself, but the elites are subtly percolating it and with a very complex method which is hard to understand, as what is employed isn't a rational line of thinking or one based in 'black & white', but a subtle one, in which partakes the topic of the victim, the persecutioner/executioner, mental programation through trauma, how the victim meta-morphoses into executioner... the paradoxical knowledge about the inner workings of the system and its shadow powers. It's very interesting how they identify in a subtle way, and this all goes back to the unconscious, all that subliminal dimension that high-initiates make use of, and how they link the jew with the androgyn, tthat is, with the victim. We've already talked about a very deep structural analogy between the jew and the androgyn.

In fact, we've seen some months back, around past october, how this caravan of immigrants which was crossing Mexico toward the United States. All, of course, a great film recorded with real characters, which is how this is done. A flick with real people so people buy into the deceit of this being real, spontaneous, which is how this, how these performances are done. But what's interesting here is how they are using all the symbolic repertoire that they manage, and specificly here, the idea of the exodus (jewish) and the Red Sea Crossing. Well, all this is perfectly studied, planified, orchestrated at the subliminal of the spectator. We understand this recognizing a classical repertoire that seems more a recalling of implausible old tropes, because nobody believes that the air column [REDACTED]
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>>603055
all messoy
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Hey guys, in times like these /hax/ has to stand together. Pic related is cocks biggest "investment". He's nearly bankrupt. If we all could figure out something for him until the weekend I think we could really uplift him. Sacrificing our best cattle (messoy) should calm down his many gods for some time in a first step.
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>>605215
buy
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Lunarians will earn no yield and achieve sukha
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banned from every haxball room in the northern hemisphere for saying the n word
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>>606364
baaaaaaaaaaaased
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>>606810
CUH RUH INGE
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WAAAAA WAAA BOILS CALLED ME A VIRGIN
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>>606893
get a life boils
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https://i.imgur.com/SsNyE8G.png
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>>607484
i sent that to u in confidence
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>>607484
this is fake news

But WE'RE ALL IN HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=M-wszXuNWnE&p=1
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join now or i'll close the room and go off to watch secrets of dumbledore

t. messoy
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messoy?
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>>607678
sorry had downloads to complete and i new you would complain
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>>607678

WE'RE ALL BACK IN HERE
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=MCP0hTUbf_Q&p=1
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Messoy oh messoy why have you forsaken me
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GET IN - we got rid of messoy

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=HkN_I45vWZo
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come back ghjhgj
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messoy room again
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>messoys enters blubs room
>blub is immediately insecure and rqs

let hope thats the end of him
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>>607767
so sad to see
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haxball...
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anime poster: cont
obscure kino referencer: cuck
replier: agni
shitposter: boils
the other 90% of the posts: all messoy
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=K5yP7oBWfX0&p=1
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thread reported - you've shit up this board long enough
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>>608654
dumb /vm/ shitter
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Sorry bros that I couldn't make it today I was watching Shadow of Memories kino
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WE OUT HERE
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not sure if i should do a room tonight because i'll be watching morbius later on
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>>609635
no demand on sundays
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>>609635
make
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saw messoy in a public lobby recently
it was a terrible experience
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>>612569
same. best night of my life
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>be welsh
>play for scottish team
>get subbed in to take a pen in the shootout in their biggest match
>miss
>scots lose
souf wins again
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Krusson found himself from time to time surprised at the outlandish proportions of those burrows. Mirk houses with wicked mansards, opressed by depressed and leperous facades, that were to betray the blasphemous rites of ancient evil coming about to defy order, reason, sanity and all that is precious to man, taking place deep in the underworld of their cellars as if uncaring of any righteous God. Yes, he certainly felt deference springing from primal aversion towards those rodents. He couldn't stop himself from being found lost in the maze of his own mind, again and again bumping into the dead end that was the primeval fear and all-encompassing danger of their shiny serrated edges. Mockery it may had brought him on many occasions from the old timers who incomprehensibly had outlasted the horrors of the liminal spaces and streets he, Krusson, couldn't help but terribly tremble in resonance when recalling of, but it still wouldn't deter him of the one abhorrent truth; 'they' served as unrelenting messengers between worlds, and his acute, sharp, dusk piercing shrill wouldn't stop the abominable nightmare creatures from dowsing eternally through the Tartarus known as Edinburgh until they had reaped the souls of all the stranded there:

'Damn rat bastards! Then you shall bring it on! I have the protection of Holy Nae Sano from the Moriya Shrine shining on me!!'
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boilssisters...
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Can't wait for weekend hax
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>>614626
Wow this is me but my shoulders are wider than a jet plane's and I only give money to drug dealers instead of pharmaceuticals
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>>614626
DSM-Vbros...
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hax room won't be opened until later tonight. 8 -8.30 as I will be working late
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>>615036
Let’s get the tunes going tonight
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=fhbvuGkDEi4&p=1
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no room again tonight as i will be working late
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>>616333
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>messoy doesn't make room
>hax dies
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hi where are the rooms
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Room where?
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any rooms?
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>>617056
>>617124
>>617150
t.messoy

Don't punish us for our sins
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ok...
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=TmlnZ2Vycw&p=1
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>>617221
cant join lol
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>>617221
Master connection error
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>>617231
>>617235
WELL WELL WELL
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>>617153
don't call me messoy
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anyone down for a game?
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Love my /hax/bros
Simple as
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>>617266
why does being 'down' for something mean the same as being 'up' for something
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>>617275
Sexo
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thanks to everyone who helped make my special vip room a success tonight.
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>>617333
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>>617333
fake post. i just got bac from work
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>hax dead
>thread dead
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no room tonight as I will be out at a concert
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we need a new thread, messoy
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>>619899
i didnt make the thread. it was cont. he's in love with me
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we need a new thread, cont
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DIE DIE DIE
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>>620016
no we dont. the more posts the thread gets the higher in the board it is
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>making new threads so this would die
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>>620016
should i make one
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>>>620840
>>>620840
>>>620840

get in
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Slumber in peace, thread



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