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Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.

You can join the /hax/ room athttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=IX6WYWgrvr0
pass: shaw

Room link, stats, chat logs and replays available here:https://neinhold.github.io/

Room is usually active around these hours:
21:00 to 02:00 GMT
16:00 to 21:00 EST
13:00 to 19:00 PST

Have fun
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>>301197
Boils, do you not realize that your OCD, weird behaviour, and how you treated others and caused issues for everyone, might had contributed to the ruin of hax?
Everyone can see you are samefaging since the start of /vm/ - /hax/. Even when these threads are a dead zone, you are still the only one posting constantly, either as yourself, anonymous, or pretending to be someone else. You need to fuck off because, I am all for starting up /hax/ again, but as long as you are around, I have no motivation to play nor start an active community up again. I am sure everyone that left felt the same way.
You and the other players with mental illness can always play and are welcome, but stick your issues to somewhere far away from a community that enjoy a time together.
I really can't stand someone like you, no one can.
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good sleep everybody!
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miss el cap
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come join lads
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what are the best meme maps? don't say rambo. rambo is shit.
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rooms?
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>>301224
LEAVE SAVING HAX TO ME
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>>301291
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=MHNMD8Hqxo0
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>301224
ROOM
>>301273
Definitely moonie boundless. God I wish I had real state there to breed moonies all the time and to play hax, of course
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How do I join?
>>301320
>>301306
If these are they kind of posters playing then I am out
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>>301349
you can find the updated link in the github linked in the OP
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>>301273
that bouncing sideview one. no idea what it's called
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>>301267
and a good sleep to you as well
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>>301231
are u legit autistic? why do u write this stuff?
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come join lads
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1 more for 3v3
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1 more for 4v4
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still 1 more for 4v4 after contagious made 3 people rq after being too good
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>>301409
more like loco being too shit
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keep joining lads
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good sleep everybody
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>>301444
good sleep to you!
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i stopped having sex for this...?
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>having sex
absolute virgin speak
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>not having sex while playing
You guys will never make it.
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But boils, you are the sex
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i want to have SEX with BOILS
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>>301555
are u photoshopping my nose bigger or is it really like that?
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>>301555
are u photoshopping my nose smaller or is it really like that?
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>>301629
That's not you
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https://youtu.be/UyPJPoQ_n50

>tfw u pass it to boils
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The Horrors indeed
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>>301363
t. Boils.
Also wtf
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>>301555
God he's ugly
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>>301491
>>301525
>>301552
>>301877

Krubb, you need to get a life. You've wasted too many years here harrassing me and others ; saying how imperfect we all are and you know yourself ,you only do it to distract from the self-hatred you feel inside. Maybe stop searching far and wide for underaged women who don't know any better than falling for a waste of space like you. Self-reflect, recover and stop being so obsessed with others if you want me to be your friend again.


I know you can change :)
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This happened when I tried setting the location in Japan.
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>>302012
tl;dr

-cron
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>>302078
Huh? We had a fake japanese and a fake north korean yesterday and everything was fine. You should not get extra ping for changing your flag.
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>>302088
No, I changed the location with VPN.
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/hax/ puskas 2o2o
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>>302109
Miss puli
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Its fucking freeday, get in fags
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Joining only when 7 players or more.
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>>302194
If everyone does the same the room will never have games, you spastic.
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>>302206
I'm sick of being among the first. Sick of waiting. Sick of everything. Just end it.
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>>302227
Spoken as a zoomer on his late thirties
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8 places left
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6 places left
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disclaim3r : do not join
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Peak schizophrenia moment
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Who would have thought giving boils admin would lead to bullshit like this?
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this shit only keep dragging on because you spastics keep enabling boils and cunts like him
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omg i hate boils
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>>302288

>all these are just samefags by boils

No one has hated boils for so long he has to pretend to be hated just to create drama in order to keep things fresh and interesting. God , I am so grateful for boils
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>53 / 8 / 17 / 1
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>>302336
nice vpn
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>>302012
>>302084
How about you both fuck off
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You will never be a new IP poster
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looks like i'm going to have to change my trip again fucking losers

now i'm off to go and suck some primary schooler's toes
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>>302696
wtf?? cease this slander like about now? you gross subhuman, I would never be attracted to something as gross as feet!
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...
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>NEW IP
fuck off, fake Cron

-Cron
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???
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lel did that kill the server or is it just me
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>breaking server by modifiers
Do this daily
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the greek destroyed the room, can't believe it
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I'm glad it's over
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>>303216
kek apparently playersize 1000 breaks the server? its weird cause we have done this before and nothing happened
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released at last
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the sentence that killed /hax/
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>neinshit's coding
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back up

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=oXZWdEE_g_U
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join i am playing 2nite
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>>303907
U?
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ok u can join now
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come join lads
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1 more for 3v3
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4v4's happening, join NOW!
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Krubb !wiZtU4.B5U
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>>303970
join now
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keep joinin lads
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11 players and counting
keep joining lads
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keep joining lads
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superjannie needed in the room, cleaning up the mess
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Fix it up Neini
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UH OH
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My friend list : messoy,Agni
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So this is the power.... of weeb coding......
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>>304287
Thanks Movistar
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>>304251
Based and friendpilled
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>>304231
player on the back do be looking kinda playersize there
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>>304227
>>304228
>>304231
>>304287
?????????????????????
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I know EXACTLY what could be done to revive /hax/......
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hey neinholdbot dicks size in >>304728's mouth 10000
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guys....


boils
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come join lads
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>>304888
ugly cunt
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1 more for 4v4
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11 places taken, 8 to go
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inzaghi taking his meds
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Inzaghi is a changed man. Truly inspiring.
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True schizo hours
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Which /hax/ player would you take with you to a desert island?
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>>305548
Krubb
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>>305548
pel
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>>305548
yeye
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>>305548
nein cus he be the only one folks would come rescue
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>>305548
sergio
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anyone joining after CL?
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yes i'll be hopping on cytube
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Join, you fags.
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enjoyed today's games, thanks friends
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/hax/ is fun again. pleasantly surprised.
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>>305548
Cronaldo, since I'd probably be able to survive by eating his meat for the longest
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>>306070
Bit gay desu

-Cron
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/add messoy
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>>305548
aaaaaaaaaaaaa for the wholesome aspect but also the gay sex aspect
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8 team bracket for the /hax/ championship, I can take care of the draft/captains to make it balanced.

Keep it or need it?
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>>306425
we're barely enough for a 1vs1 tournament
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>>306429
32 posters here +/- some lurkers, guys who don't know we moved to /vm/.
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>>306438
I think we're significantly less than 32 considering dynamic IPs and people using multiple devices/connections, then again you can setup a battlefy or similar and see how many register.
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>>306441
I'm pretty sure we could get 32 players. We have around 20-25 regulars and could probably fill the rest with lapsed players or noobs, we'd just have to recruit a bit.
24 decent players and 8 noobs (1 for each team) would actually work out great in my opinion.
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Could also just do a 4 team round-robin tournament. Getting 16 sign ups is probably a lot more feasible than 32
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>>>/pol/320100997
well? cock or Obama?
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>>306486
>>306501
this could be easily solved if everybody willing to participate would reply to this with name
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>>306508
Piguain
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>>301064
>>301068
And I am not Hax-Ball and I'm just not Hobonem
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>>306501
Yes, let's start simple like this.

>>306508
Cron
-Cron (RealCron)
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>>305548
pel because i have a thing for blacks
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wrote a very basic explanation of 4v4 positioning
https://pastebin.com/XsXE9Tsm
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anyone joining after cl?
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>>306710
Not read this yet but the best way to learn good positioning is to just watch the stronger players when you're on the bench. watch how contagious, rigged, ployer, krubb, salazar etc play and position themselves
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>>306719
that's only half true, because someone who knows proper positioning might deviate from it in order to accommodate/compensate for badly positioned teammates
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>>306722
True but flexibility is a good thing. Also I disagree with the DM & AM defensive positioning - as a general rule, I think the DM should be the one in the corner, because the person in the box will be more advanced when the ball is released. Overall it's a pretty decent guide for beginners/eternal shitters though
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>>306722
You can see this with Agni, who constantly accomodates to other players needs being the sacrificial lamb.
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>>306719
>krubb
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>>306710
thx nein. very helpful!
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come join lads
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I think most people here actually have a half decent grasp of positioning really, they're just mechanically shit and make stupid decisions
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>>306739
This is true, otherwise we wouldn't be playing hax in the first place.
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>>306739
>I think most people here actually have a half decent grasp of positioning really

That's me.

>they're just mechanically shit and make stupid decisions

Also me.
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join
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>>306710
just fuck off already ren
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>>306710
Krubb, I just want to say thank you for this. I will be taking it all on board
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God I miss having W as GK so fucking much
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>>306733
>>306763
Repeating his name won't make him come back.
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should i message krubb on watsapp?
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>>306810
nah you should drink some ammonia
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Miss cuck and cucktagious
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>>306813
They played like 2 days ago, they're still around.
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>>306733
Krubb unironically has decent positioning as long as he doesn't decide to just go full schizo and abandon his duties to go ball chasing. Unfortunately he does that two or three times per match.
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>>306817
I know krubb uses the drunk excuse an awful lot, but he's genuinely a very good player when he wants to be. Not quite as good as he wants/pretends to be (e.g. contagious is obviously better), but still better than 90% of /hax/. He's just terribly inconsistent
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>>306831
nigga shut up
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>>306810
u wont do shit lmao.

gimme his number an ill be devouring that twink ass ina weak. see if i cant write out haxx with my cum on his back
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>>306845
Bit gay desu
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>>306831
The drunk excuse is 100% legit.
It is quiet impressive to be able to play that well while drinking, and I have seen him play without having a drink and I can say without a doubt that he is in the top of /sp/ hax.
Still a mess and a nonce though
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>>307123
kek you could hear him pour up his drink before doing the powershot goal
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Boils, schnoils moils (poils)

- voils
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>>306719
Just watching good players won't get you anywhere unless you know what to watch for
>contagious
Best player to learn from, good fundamentals and a good simple playing style without making many mistakes. He's also effective in any position.
>rigged
Bad player to learn from, not only is he always covering for his teammates which a beginner won't understand, he also puts himself into positions the average player won't be able to get away with because they don't have macros and extrapolation to force their way through opponents.
>ployer
Only good on defense, good choice to learn from if you're a beginner and just want to play good solid defense and not compromise your team. As soon as he gets past the halfway line he's average and not someone you want to emulate.
>krubb
Lol
>salazar
Good choice to learn from if you want to learn how to get into goal scoring positions, as he probably generates the most clear cut chances out of anyone, but other than that there's better choices.
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Miss Abu
Miss rat
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>>307162
Literally howling that one of u wrote this

-boils
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>>307273
Don't worry boils, I'm sure someday some misguided beginner will replicate your playstyle.
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you guys WILL join after the shitfest that is europa league, yes?
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>>307301
Funny how the most improved player of 2021 is literally doing that

Yes I'm talking about my pet monkey nikitas
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>>307504
boils is good, nikitas is shit tho
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DOMINATING! Nixes has scored his FIFTH goal for , with an assist from Alcapone TT!
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hax night has started
come join lads
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>>307504
Most improved player of 2021 is Cron.
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>>307532
deffo
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>>307532
shit take
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ynr niif
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Cursed day.
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b-bye everyone
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Another fun night of hax. Glad to see we recovered after barely having any players during weekdays the last few weeks.
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>>307631
fuck off.
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Most Obama player of all time is Obama
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The funniest thing is krubb anonymously posting about himself every day
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>>307961
Haha, oh man I just randomly started checking the thread as well man

Yeah krubb is pathetic. Who would honestly think he is "good when not drunk"?
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>>307961
>>307963

Based. Hit the nail on the head anonymousbros!
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Schizophrenia percentage on general population is about 1%, yet on hax it's 100%
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>>307972
>100%
That's not true. I can name plenty of guys who aren't schizos. contagious, cuck, helmet, ployer...
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>>307975
Yeah those guys are spergs tho
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>>307985
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>>307986
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God I miss el crap

Zoomers have no personality
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>>308077
t. el crap
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>>308087
who are you
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>>308162
you will NEVER know..
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I will release an AI player on the server tonight, disguised as a real player. 5 bucks to whoever calls it out correctly first.
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>>308182
put it up, let me do some 1 vs 1 against it
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I've avenged you, boils

come join lads
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Get in niggas
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Crying rn
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>>307986
>Krubb was Krudd all along
Woah
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Appraisal of the night?
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>>308300
Who is krubb anyway? Keep seeing that name
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>>308490
Just saw the OP, nvm
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Yeah, who is this 'Krubb' guy? Let's keep talking about him, bros.

-Cron
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>>308504
Every comment about krubb is from krubb! Do not fret brother, he is just that mental!!!!!!
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This is the most embarrassing general on all of 4chan.
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>>308739
the people who make it so will probably look at this post and feel proud of themselves, too
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El brapitano just join earlier next night if you want to play





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