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Nu thread
For new players:
SCP: Secret Laboratory is a free survival horror multiplayer game based on SCP: Containment Breach
https://store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/

/vm/ Server IP: twocows.tk
You can join with the Direct Connect option
Server has no rules. Friendly Fire is ON.

The server is active daily from 7pm EST onwards. For the BASED gameplay experience, a microphone IS REQUIRED.

Extra 079 commands: https://pastebin.com/fkdBvUb1

/vm/ Streambles Archive: https://pastebin.com/RcG1zpZ6
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how can this be happening to me
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>>298688
shit game i cant run it i get 8 fps lowest seting gay game
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Did you guys know that if you step on a crack in pavement you will break your mother's back?
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>>298714
thats no good
ill have to watch my step then
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>>298717
Yeah it's a crazy world out there. I think if you wear shoes you are technically stepping on them and not the pavement, but I wouldn't take the risk.
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>>298719
wow thanks for the info, yea i wouldnt risk that show thing, its not worth my moms back
what about cracks in pavement in games? im not actually stepping at all, but a character is. does the characters mothers back break? does that use up ram? can we crash the server by stepping on cracks to break virtual mothers backs?
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>>298723
I think it is possible to break the game by stepping on pavement. Luckily, in the game SCP: Secret Laboratory, Hubert (blessed be his name) did not add in cracks within the pavement. He likely used his Polish mega-mind to calculate that this would become a problem for his player base. I think I am going to go donate to his patreon right now just for that.
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>>298691
nigger your pc can't be shittier than mine. And I can still run it at 30 fps.
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>>298727
wow, hubert was pretty smart to use only the simplest designs he could find from the unity asset store. if only all game creatures could be like hubert
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Allright guys I made a poll so you can give input on when the cytube stream should be.

https://poal.me/p5wc77
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>>298739
you overestimate how shit your pc is then
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>>298763
what resolution do you play at?
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>>298761
made a new poll
https://forms.gle/m4sZxLRSNgUMM5K38
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>>298767
usually my native resolution
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>>298771
I assume that means HD, try a lower resolution. I play at 480p.
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>>298773
1024×768 idk what is hd
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>>298774
starts at 720p I think, so you are playing in "high definition"
post your specs
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Let the chads make threads you fucking idiot.
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>>298794
no
if i see that there isnt a new thread yet, i will make one
i WILL use the name field instead of subject
and NO ONE can stop me
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>>298798
Shut up chaser
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>>>/qa/4284177
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>>298831
See I told you /qa/ was based and that they should play with us sometime.
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>>298839
Then make a thread there you nigger
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-PoD3fbCUg
lol, i forgot about this. Tyler the lolcow who keeps on giving. Have a watch if you want.
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>>298896
I have no idea what this is about, but I completely lost it at pee pee poo poo
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>>298926
Tyler of VNN gets trolled by the Sneedclave
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>>298396
We may be autistic, we may be circlejerking, but at least we're not trannies or namefags which is more than you can say.
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Allright, cya guys on Friday.
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>>298949
>8 antworten
i hate ants so much
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I will NOT be playing SCPSL that often for the next two weeks.
I will be playing RE games instead.
t. you should know who this is
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>>298951
you germans count votes in ants? You guys sure are a funny peeple
>>298962
based, kurofaggot. I've actually been in the mood to play RE games lately. That and Hulk ultimate destruction and House of the Dead.
Resident Evil Village looks fun as well, the only new game that has piqued my interest lately. Seeing the gameplay of it makes me want to get Alien Isolation actually.
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https://streamable.com/egmmz4
https://streamable.com/ut788i
https://streamable.com/72wgp8
https://streamable.com/9iqey2
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>>298979
>all those discord notifications
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>>299016
I think I broke my audio channels a while ago and forgot to fix them.
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Tell me the scp chads have this on their browser
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/racism-simulator/dmjhkebiknajjcgfjcfaefladmonilah?hl=en-US
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>>298948
by replying to an archive post you proved that youre a tranny
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hey I think I can post again
https://streamable.com/qj9nvz
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>>299113
>Chrome
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>>299430
ummm actually sweaty I use the lion browser.
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>>299434
>brave
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>>299113
>not using firefox
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>>299443
I'm not a tranny
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>>299434
>Brave scambrowser
>>299443
>Trannyfox
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>>299438
gotta rake in those shitcoins somehow. Plan on using my Biden bux to buy some more shitcoin and possibly investing in Somali pirates
>>299443
See >>299446 that being said I do like some of the browser's UI and shit. Also, new logo sucks ass, so it's tranny tier
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>>299459
Been messing around with virtual browsers lately. MAC os and Linux specifically
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Also, did none of you fuckwits take a look at the extension itself? Pretty funny extension if you ask me.
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>>299464
i dont need le haha so funny racist eksdee cringe extension you mongoloid.
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>>299459
>Brave scambrowser

Forced schizo meme, literally no proof whatsoever. Take your meds.
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>>299470
>Reddit spacing
Thanks for proving my point
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>>299459
>>299443
>>trannyfox

don't care, show me a a brower with better functionality and UI and I will switch, but I haven't come across any better one.
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>>299472
MS Edge
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>>299473
>chromium
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>>299475
>copium
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>>299472
>don't care
>and I will switch

Like you said, you wont, fags like you never switch or change whatever you're doing because your number one priority is comfort and/or entertainment. Spare me your pathetic and outdated excuses. Keep supporting companies that push for internet censorship and sjw politics just don't bitch when you're affected.
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>>299492
>posted on a compromised fed website
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Post your hands NOW
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>>299557
gypsy faggot
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>>299560
>get called incredibly pale my whole life
>post hand on 4chan
>get called a gypsy
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>>299376
Golden moment of janny seethe.
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>>299561
t. lives among niggers
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>>298979
Very nice.
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>>299557
Who took your knuckles away?
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>>299619
me
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>>299677
Why? Can you put them back on?
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>>299557
who the hell is this gypsy?
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>>299687
no, fuck gypsies
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Man that's horrible. If he can't put them back on then I hope they regrow. I don't know much about knuckle lore.
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>>299695
what
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>>299687
only if you can convince me youre not the imposter
>>299695
>I don't know much about knuckle lore.
you cant regrow your knuckles, but you can get them back from whoever took them. knuckles are indestructible, so you know that even if they're missing, at least they arent destroyed and you can probably get them back. you could also get knuckles from someone else if you lose yours, but people like having knuckles so they dont usually give them to other people for a low price, unless they have cancer or something and they donate their knuckles. the problem with that is that you might also get cancer from the knuckle memory if someone with cancer donated them to you, so its a bit risky
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>job still hasn't called me for when I start
should i just call them first instead?
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>>299557
you look fat
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>>299722
I have really big hands
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The poster below me is the third man.
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i love little boys
niggles btw
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>>299744
>t. Joshua
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>>299720
NOT HIRED
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>>299754
BUT I WAS HIRED, I EVEN FILLED THE FORMS FOR WHEN YOU GET HIRED
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>>299720
Yes
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>>299720
Yes, my experience is that especially with boomers, that they aprreciate you showing initiative very much.
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>>299750
No it can't be him. Look, the poster said they were Niggles.
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>>299770
SORRY FAGLER, YOU WERE DECEIVED
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>>299778
DOUBLE NIGGER I CALLED THEM AND NOW THEY'LL SAY THEY'LL CALL ME RIGHT BACK AFTER I GAVE THEM MY NUMBER
I *WILL* BE A WAGE SLAVE
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>>299782
YOU *HAVE* BEEN REJECTED
YOU *WILL* KEEP CALLING AND WAITING FOR A WEEK
THEY *HAVE* ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU
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>>299782
they called me back now and she literally said that she was supposed to call me so I can come in today
I go in tomorrow now
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>>299788
come in so they can tell you they changed their mind about taking you in and you should find somewhere else
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>>299788
Go there and say "HE LIVES ON A BOAT" as loud as you can for as long as you can. Not only will you get hired, but you'll also have sex with every female there, cuck your boss and become the new boss.
Worked for me :)
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>>299799
if gagler tells me where it is and its close enough i will literally go in the day he does and do exactly that
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>>299799
my boss is a woman
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>>299800
wait you live in LA too?
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>>299806
no sorry thats too far i take back my offer
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>>299806
perhaps we can pay a homeless person to do it for us, it's no like there aren't enough there.
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>>299809
gagler you HAVE TO DO THIS
dont forget to be ready to record when it starts
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>>299812
NO im not gonna let out autism please man
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>>299814
no gagler youre getting someone else to do it for you so its ok
just tell them youve never met the guy before
if he just pops in and starts screaming HE LIVES ON A BOAT then no one will believe or care whatever he says after so theres absolutely no risk to you
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>>299801
Gonna call you Cuckler the Wagie from now on.
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>>299744
>>299777
Absolutely obsessed.
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>>299829
no it was dubs and trips look at the posts they were based and correct not obsessed you cant beat trips
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>>299469
soi boi
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>>299557
Do you happen to live in the mid west?
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>>>/v/553489104
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>>>/v/553489104
chaser wtf did i do to you?
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>>299855
that wasnt me sorry
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Twocows you lying jew
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>>299890
kek
i meant to make cassie say dialate it's "die l 8"
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i hope there's a lot of streamable content today
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>>299938
give it up. games dead for good now.
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>welcome to copeaholics anonymous, how long have you been coping?
hello, my name is twocows and i've been coping nonstop for over two years
>it's copeaholics ANONYMOUS, you're not supposed to state your name
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>299948
WTF WHERE DID YOU GET THIS RECORDING I LITERALLY CAN NOT STOP COPING NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>299956
>those shadows
lookin kinna sus...
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>>299957
sus as in amongus? dududd uddudududududuudujdduajfjksdhfvnrfgjkvbrntmbjmfndjsnjfsaasggxcguaguhfciujtitiorosioj ckjsghcgshnfcujaw mndkjnjwm dks wendfD ________FJCIAWEV FHI ADNe uifv nigger
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>>299981
Im goimg schizo loo
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>>299996
nigger
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>>299999
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>>300000
>>300004
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>>300000
holy shit I got it
t.Krautshadow
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>>300000
based
time to post 10000 more times
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>>300000
kusoge get
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>>300006
NOOO THE GERMANS STOLE ANOTHER GET, IT'S NOT FAIR
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so no streamables tonight?
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>>300004
robros...
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>>299956
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>>300040
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>>300042
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>>300044
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>>300046
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>>300040
>>300042
>>300044
>Jews hidden in SCP-SL shadows
put it on the ice(((berg)))
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>>300047
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>>300000
board's best get yet
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>>299557
can you even bend your thumb?
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>>299720
yes, i already got a job that starts on monday and I remember you talking about being wagie over a week ago. all you need is to walk in and start giving firm handshakes
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>>300275
I actually have a thumb that can bend more than the normal person.
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>>300050
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>>300297
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>>300301
>>300297
That's pretty funny. That's what came to my mind as well
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>>300313
>Xubuntu chad
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>>300313
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>>300318
kek
>>300317
>>300313
same fag
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twocows has upgraded his GPU and will shove his old GPU up hubert's ass.
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https://streamable.com/psojx7
https://streamable.com/d72ts1
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>>300358
>only 2 streamables
server really is dead
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>>300355
never mind, they literally sent me the wrong card and it's 50% worse than the one i ordered so i've gotta rma it. fuck the chinese.
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Alright /scp/chads, what browser do you use?
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>>300466
Firefox
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>>300473
why?
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>>300466
i decided to try out a bunch of different ones recently so im kinda hopping around browsers for now
right now im using ungoogled chromium, but it cant view streamables for some reason so i dont think ill stick with it for long
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>>300476
best functionality and lots of customizability
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>>300466
brave
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>>300466
Edge. I figure microdicks already knows everything about me anyways because of windows so I figure use their browser and bing to keep all my tracking contained to one place so when I become famous and they try to blackmail me with my internet history I only have to kill everyone at one corporation instead of all of them.
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>>300482
I liked the bookmarks that Firefox had. No other browser that I have used were as good
>>300481
Lot of people bitch about chronium but I don't know why. I am a brainlet when it comes to browsers
>>300504
Why? I have also been using it for the last month or so and I enjoy it.
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>>300512
>why?
becuase chrome is the antichrist, firefox is run by a woman, and edge will JUST never compete ever
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Oh no bros
>>>/tv/150183817
>>300005
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>>300358
Is Obel the HPcomplainer?
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>>300512
>Lot of people bitch about chronium but I don't know why.
They eat up RAM like a motherfucker and if you're using chrome itself then good luck getting out with your boxers unfondled. Brave is nice because they actually make an effort to fix a lot of the issues that are in Chrome, but some of my friends who know a lot more about CS than I do still use chrome because it doesn't break a lot of their scripts. There are good reasons to use most browsers, and it does ultimately come down to preference and what you're doing with them but brave is really really good for what it is. I've made over 100 dollars in shitcoins over the last year by just investing in the right shit, and that's from brave ads alone.
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>>300560
nice, i've made approx 2.6k in the last 7 months by investing in crypto. git gud
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>>300566
>bragging about 2.6k over 7 months
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>>300560
I remember reading that chrome eats RAM but I didn't know about the other stuff. A boomer tech friend of mine told me that chrome had the best security at the time so I went with it. Though, I was always partial to Firefox and I still like Firefox despite using Brave.
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>>300571
>in response to someone thinking 100 dollars over a year is good
smarten up
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>>300466
MS Edge (Chromium)
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>>300466
firefox with customized ghacks user.js and locked down umatrix (rip, but still gonna use it until it stops working) and ubo

the only other acceptable answer is ungoogled chromium
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>>300590
Yeah but that's with no investment whatsoever other than clicking a fucking ad when it comes up.
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>>300602
that's not "investment" then retard
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>>300651
wow 2.6k.... what is that like 10 bitcoins!?
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racist bros I dont feel so good
>>>/tv/150191550
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>>300656
>he doesn't know
just wait until flare launches, i'll have so much money i'll even give money to ponis so he can upgrade to 30 fps for his streamables
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>>300664
>xrp the standard
>xrp the standard
>xrp the standard
>xrp the standard
>xrp the standard
......pfft...fdg.dsg.r.wa g.we.rg.......
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>>300668
>its a shitcoin, sir
oh no no no no
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>>300668
>>300669
>a shitcoin that has gone up 500% during a frivolous lawsuit
wait till flare launches... you'll understand then.
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https://streamable.com/2qzr5e
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>headset's usb port broke so now I need to get a new one to actually talk
a-at least i got my wagie job now to get a new one..
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>>300800
er, charging port, my bad, it's wireless
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>>300835
MONITOR CHADS RISE UP
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>>300802
>using a wireless heaset
how much are of a fag are you FAGler?
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>>301108
wirechads just keep winning
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>>300800
>No more FAGler talking
arguably an upgrade
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when will hubert add 166
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>>301157
sorry sweetie, but how does a revolver sound?
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>>301157
>Niggles wants the simp SCP
Have sex for goodness sake.
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>>301189
I DONT WANT A REVOLVER I WANT 166
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>>301194
Sorry, but last time we added 3 scps in a year you guys didnt love them as much as peanut so you dont get anything
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>>301196
I DONT CARE ABOUT LAST TIME I WANT 166
what happens if she puts on the hat
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>>301198
YOU DONT GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO. SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON IF YOU WANT TO SUGGEST ANYTHING
I will never add 166 EVER
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>>301199
>I will never add 166 EVER
NO WHY NOT YOU CANT JUST DENY ME THIS
I WILL MAKE MY OWN SCP GAME CALLED SCP: COOL LAB AND IT WILL HAVE 166 IF YOU DONT ADD 166 YOURSELF
PEOPLE WILL LEAVE YOUR PATREON IF YOU DONT ADD 166
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>>301200
HUH? YOU THINK YOU CAN COMPETE WITH US AT NORTHWOOD STUDIOS? THIS COMPANY SPENT YEARS DEVELOPING THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING WE DO IS STRATERGIACAL! SCP COOL LAB WOULD LIVE IN OUR SHADOW FOREVER IF YOU EVER TRIED. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CONVINCE ME TO ADD 166 UNLESS YOU AND EVERYONE HERE GOES AND SUBSCRIBES TO MY PATREON https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka
OTHERWISE YOU ARE JUST PISSING IN THE WIND WITH YOUR HORRIBLE IDEAS!
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>>301200
>Niggles is having another meltdown over his inability to coom
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>>301205
FOOL I *WILL* CREATE SCP: COOL LAB
ONLY THERES ONE CHANGE.....
IT WILL INSTEAD BE CALLED SCP: COOLER LAB
YOU ARENT THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN TAKE STUFF FROM THE UNITY ASSET STORE
WE WILL NEVER SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR PATREON
PEOPLE WILL JOIN COOLER LABS PATREON AND LEAVE YOURS
AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT ADD 166 TO THE GAME
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>>301209
IS THIS A THREAT? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PATRONS. I WAS TRAINED FOR YEARS IN THE DEVELOPEMENT TECHNIQUES SPECIFICALLY TO CRUSH INDIE DEVS LIKE YOU! YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE A GAME THAT OUTSHINES SCP:SL? TRY BEING #1 ON TWITCH WITH ALL THE BEST STREAMERS PLAYING MY GAME! YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE LEVEL THAT I AM AT. ALL OF MY MODELS ARE HAND MADE BY ME AND MY TEAM AND THIS ASSET STORE GOSSIP HAS TO GO. YOU WILL NEVER MAKE A SCP GAME WITH 166 BECUASE YOU ARE PHYSICALLY INCABALE AS IN YOUR MIND CANT FIRE THE NEURONS TO RELEASE A FUNCTIONING GAME! YOUR BEST BET IS TO BECOME A MAJOR SCIENTIST ON MY PATREON AND PRAY TO GOD THAT I FORGIVE YOU AND MAYBE I WILL ADD 166 IN THE COMING YEARS!
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>>301211
yes this is a threat
you may have your patreons but i have my sneedposters
ANY GAME CAN OUTSHINE SECRET LAB BECAUSE ITS SHIT
IT SHOULD BE RENAMED SHITTY LAB
LITERAL DIRT WOULD OUTSHINE YOUR HORRENDOUS PIECE OF SOFTWARE
I WILL SPEND HALF THE TIME MAKING AN EXACT CLONE OF YOUR GAME THAT LOOKS TWICE AS GOOD
WITH NO TWO SECOND BULLET LAG
AND THEN ILL ADD 166
AND EVERYONE WILL LEAVE YOUR PATREON
EVERYONE
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anyone else going to buy some snacks and soda for greenshadow's video tomorrow? i'm so excited for it
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>>301216
>He still thinks there is a video
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>>301216
I have popcorn waiting to be made for it
I hope 166 shows up in the movie
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>>301216
yes hes been a cocktease for over a month however I feel, no, I know, that I will get blue balls
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>>301217
there has to be, why would greenshadow talk about it being uploaded and unlisted already? why would he host a poll for when it should air? do you really think he'd do that just to troll?
>>301218
166 is a shit scp no one cares about it
>>301219
no, the video has to be real and i must CONSOOM it
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>>301221
>>301217
>>301219
ask niggles he helped me a bit with the video
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>>301221
Because he's German, he doesn't have normal human sensibilities
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>>301221
>166 is a shit scp no one cares about it
wrong 166 is very cool and the best scp
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>>301227
oh yea? what does scp 166 look like then? probably ugly and fat like u
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>>301232
just read the article bro then you'll understand
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>>301233
I dont understand after skimming it. its just a succubus that insta kills you.
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>>301236
>read your post
>go reread the 166 article to make sure i didnt get the number wrong and was being autistic this whole time
>woops looks like i had the wrong number
>try to find right number
>wtf it is 166
>look at 166 revision history
>original posted in 2008
>completely rewritten in 2020 to be something entirely different than it was and was given hooves and antlers and shit
wtf i hate nuscp
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>>301240
well post the original then, though it's probably something just as stupid
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>>301269
I would but I'm phone posting and I don't want to copy and paste an entire SCP on my phone
Just look at the older versions on the scp wiki
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TOMORROW NIGHT 6:20PM EST
THE CASE AGAINST PERCENTAGES (A Greenshadow Production)
Streaming live from the /scp/ cytube
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>>301269
https://scpfoundations.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-166
Best version I could find.
Why the fuck do they change them? Someone needs to make a site that just has all the original stuff.
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>>301358
>https://scpfoundations.fandom.com/wiki/SCP-166
>literally a coomer's wet dream
have sex for God's sake
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>>301358
they archived a few here: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/archived-scps but its not many
i really wish theyd leave the old stuff alone
the 166 change is really big too, not similar at all, why did they decide to axe the original instead of just make an entirely new scp?
i dont know, i hate nu scp
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>>301406
>>literally a coomer's wet dream
yes
>have sex for God's sake
ok, but only with 166
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I'll be on tomorrow for the cytube and colonization afterwards, tonight I need to take an exam.
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>>301416
So you're finally taking your psyche test so you can become a tranny?
Good look Ponita
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WHALESPY???
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>>301436
what?
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>>301436
post name so i can shun you and teamkill you forever
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>>301442
>>301445
we must summon him
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>>301412
>why did they decide to axe the original instead of just make an entirely new scp?
Admin comments:
>So yeah. SCP-166. Justifiably considered fapbait, and subject of a lot of lewd fanart. Also an integral part of certain metanarratives around the Foundation.
>If anyone's willing to take a stab at doing a rewrite of this one that maintains the themes and important elements, while lessening a bit of the fapbait factor, I'm all for it. I've had several people take stabs at this before, but no one's managed to pull anything off.
>But given the recent site renaissance, maybe someone else will make it stick? Would like get a chance to give feedback on any rewrites before it goes up though.

Sounds like the site is intended for horror, not hentai, so they wanted a rewrite.
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>>301475
So they made if furry fapbait instead. Fucking retards
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>>301475
i liked the nun succubus and i dont like that theyre completely reimagining things 12 years after its creation
the new 166 is nothing like the original, it shouldve been its own scp instead of replacing something else
its confusing to change something entirely so long after it was made, i dont like this decision and i dont like nu scp
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hubert we could have avoided this whole problem if you just added 166 a long time ago
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1 MINUTE 41 SECONDS
SCP CHADS KEEP WINNING
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FAKE NEWS
Chuckster threw the grenade
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>>>/v/553743334
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>>301529
>using the old pastebin link
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sneed
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twocows WE NEED A DOOR DIMENSION ROUND
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twochuck WE NEED A SNEED DIMENSION ROUND
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i cant believe mark was broken
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>>301613
Next fall ill tell you to dilate with my voice as i jump on your neck after elevator nading you
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>>301623
ok
in the meantime, you can continue micspamming to yourself on the surface, mr. broken
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>>301475
>Sounds like the site is intended for horror, not hentai
http://www.scpwiki.com/protected:scp-2721
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>>301281
>tomorrow's shift is 5 PM EST to 1 AM EST
its fucking over
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>>301675
Gagler is that you?
We can have the stream two hours earlier for you if everyone is allright with that
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>>301687
no no I'd have to go at around 3 PM EST if I don't wanna have a bus being delayed fuck me over
don't do that its fine, I'll just watch it after I get back
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>>301696
I see, have fun tomorrow!
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>>301675
Sucks to hear that!
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>>301637
If i was micspamming to myself you wouldnt know about it squidly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouVedNg-6WQ
I like this song.
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>>298688
Did they fix the janky ass gun animations they make them seem like they're from the gmod workshop??
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>did they fix...
no
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my car has a flat and I don't feel like fixing it. Can anyone do me a solid and fix it for me?
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>>302028
yea just send it to me over email and ill send it back fixed
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>>302028
Hubert can fix it for you, he's very good at fixing things.
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i can't decide if the snacks i get for tonight should be something like chips, or sweets. what do you guys think?
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>>302106
water
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>>302111
yes i was going to get some Dr. Pepper as well
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>>302106
for me its popcorn and tea
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cytube in TWO hours
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>>302188
Post cytube janny
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just got my snacks, you lads ARE ready for the cytube right?
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What time we doing this my negros? Currently going to get some chiperinos for the heckin streaminreno.
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>>302216
/r/scpchads
>>302219
6:20 PM EST in less than two hours
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>>302222
Im not going to the shitcord, just post it you do it for free anyways
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>>302253
newfag
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>>302222
Cool, thanks bro
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>>302253
Imagine being this fucking new holy shit KILL YOURSELF
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>>302253
t. nomad after finding out there isn't one and still trying to fit in
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6:20 right?
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>>302299
YES YOU STUPID MONGOLOD
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>>302299
it should have been 4:20 because DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>302308
cantina post
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>>302310
wrong, it's me
Post snacks or gtfo
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>>302310
wrong (not pictured: doritos cool ranch)
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>>302313
>: doritos cool ranch)
I can respect that
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Who's ready to die tomorrow?
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>>302318
Wouldn't greenshadow and Niggles already be dead?
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>>302313
Fuck, I miss win7 so much. Fucking gay ass Hubert
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15 minutes until cytube starts
>>302318
but if we die HOW WILL WE PLAY HUBERTS SHITTY GAME
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>>302324
>he thinks all our souls won't be put into a perpetual game of SCP: Secret Lab wherein we physically become the characters within the game
it's a good thing twocows said I could be peanut in the afterlife rounds
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>>302325
GOD i hope so
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>>302313
Why are you exposing me botting Final Fantasy XIV Online?
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>>302321
Why would I be dead already?
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>>302329
Isn't it already May 1st over in Germany
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>>302328
no one knew your were botting, you only exposed yourself
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>>302333
AND THATS A GOOD THING
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donde esta el linko?
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>>302337
cytu.
be
/r/SCPCHADS
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i really hope you guys are all here
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>dumb arguments unrelated to the game, again
low iq bait
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>>302354
cope
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>>302354
BASED
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>>302354
cope
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>all this because percenters cant count past 100
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>percentcucks eternally btfo
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who exactly is Kent?
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>>302389
Kentina Band
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>>>/v/553858416
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>>>/s4s/9608453
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does anyone from the old vg threads still play here or is it a whole new clique
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>>302407
half and half
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3YW9fGgR14
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>>302469
Best time zone.
West coasters, euronigs and SEAfags will cope in response but it's true
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i don't have a way to cap cassie inputs yet so even if it's funny pls don't spam SNEED on it more than 20-30 times

>>302483
i get my second shot tomorrow
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>>302490
ok, i will not post 'sneed' more than 30 times in the console

:^)
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>>302490
well now you don't sneed to since I "accidently" provided you with the necessary documentation
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>>302491
that's a big hat
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>>302494
thanks
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I think it would be cool if we used the cytube more often to watch things together.
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did anyone even play tonight?
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>>302501
yeah we had close to 30 on for a bit
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>>302509
Me on the left.
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>go to upload streamables
>taking forever
>speedtest
>0.02mbps upload
what the FUCK
my download is normal but upload is shit THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
MY STREAMABLES ARE BEING CENSORED
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>>302522
maybe we have the same ISP and they are attacking us /scp/ chads>>302485
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>>302535
a coordinated attack on scp chads...................
what could have happened to make someone angry at scp chads recently i wonder
is this the work of a coping percenter?
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>>302538
are you implying the percenters have an inside man? could it be?
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>>302522
i find that after too much uptime on my computer, my wired network adapter starts bugging out and i have to go into adapter settings and disable and reenable it
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>>302528
>% is so easy even a monkey could understand it
What did turkshadow mean by this?
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>>302549
doesn't mean it's very useful
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>>302553
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>enter: percentniggers
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Thanks for the introduction my pointcuck.
Anyways, I would like to announce the FINAL video putting an end to this century-long war.
No janny nor tranny will stop whats coming.
In the end.... [REDACTED] wins
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share the percentage seether deluxe
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someone explain this percentage meme to an oldfag
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>>302613
you can have your healthbar show a percentage or the actual hp amount.
obviously having the actual amount of health appear is better
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>>302632
>obviously having the actual amount of health appear is better
centrist bros what did you mean by this?
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>play game in 2018
>have craptop but it's still playable at low res
>scopophobia update made it impossible for me to change the resolution
>game is literally unplayable now because my craptop has 4k native res for some fucking reason
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>>302652
there might be external programs you can use to force a res on it
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>>302652
you can change resolution in game.
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gib link pls
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>>302715
see
>>302427
hope you had a good day at work Gagler
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>>302717
i was on a computer all day looking at monotone voiced slideshows for training
really that was the worst day so far since I did absolutely fucking nothing
at least i still get paid for it
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>>302718
>i was on a computer all day looking at monotone voiced slideshows for training
goddam they still fucking do that? you're in for a wild ride, brother. I remember watching that same shit 15 years ago. can't belive corporations still do that. good luck
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>>302717
hahahaha based percent niggers kneel
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>>302717
Stop spoonfeeding JOBler
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>>302597
You've already had your chance with the ace attorney video, iit's over you can stop coping.
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>>302871
the worse part is that his only rebuttal in the video was calling everyone who disagreed a tranny
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>>302872
based on evidence
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Percentage Seether Deluxe Jar download
https://gofile.io/d/oLGqu6
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>>302427
this belongs in the smithsonian
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>>302878
wow im good at this game
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got banned by the Gartic phone jannies over at /v/ lel. Fucking trannies I swear
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>>303032
lel what'd you post?
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>>303035
Posted a question mark after getting a sentence that didn't make any fucking sense. Typed "I fucking hate anime or whatever this shit is" after seeing something I wasn't sure how to describe just fucking gay I guess. Also got accused of inserting /pol/ shit. Needless to say either the host or thread are made up of a bunch of discord trannies. Oh and the original host took a 10 minute weed break now.
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>>303038
fucking yikes, I didn't realize those threads were so pozzed. imagine actually getting upset over /pol/ shit and then taking a weed break
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>>303038
>kino phone threads are now reddit
wtf bros...
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Bros?
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imagine if hubert made the game good
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>Literally nobody: ....
>hubert moszka: >>303133
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>>303133
ALL classes? Will Peanut be sliding around in Ned Kelly armor now to make up for his lost health?
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>>303156
yes
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>>303133
fucking retard why
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>>303133
Well, this solve the HP vs % debate.

>>303178
It was always intended, they only had differences in HP because armor wasn't programmed yet.

The new armor is going to be an equitable item that anyone can wear if they find it.
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>>303178
so that after cadets rise up and kill the lieutenants, they can mutilate their own suit and attach the armor they stole from the still warm corpses of lieutenants
and even then, they will STILL not be a real lieutenant
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>>303182
I just hope Hubert gives armor it's own slot besides the inventory
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>>303186
YOU WILL LIKE WHAT HUBERT GRACIOUSLY PROVIDES YOU OUT OF HIS GENEROSITY
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>>303189
only if it's 166
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>>303195
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>303198
Yeah...
They're going to add a shotgun and a 44. revolver for CI which is pretty based.
P90 is joining the 41%
Overall, I'm not looking forward to the movement shit.
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>>303201
Sidenote, I hope the model they use for the shotty is Remington 870 or the Resident Evil shotty.
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>>303195
>movement speed debuff with armor
>>303201
>p90 gone
>ci subclasses
wtf hubert just remove the game from steam if youre going to ruin it
>logicer getting buff
only based part
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>>303133
>reduce the damage received from bullets and explosions
Commanders won't be able to take an extra hit from zombies and dogs?
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>>303204
WE WILL PICK AN ECONOMICALLY REASONABLE ASSET FROM THE UNITY STORE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
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>>303223
No. You freaks aren't superhuman just because you have extra health.
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>>303201
>USP nerf
The fuck? Why?
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>The fuck? Why?
sums up this whole thread
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>spend a month making a kino video
>hubert just fucks it all up
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>>303269
F
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>>303269
still applies to scps
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Remember to mute Chaser
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>>303303
NO YOU CANNOT
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>put card on ground
>it disapeers
NICE FUCKING GAME HUBERT
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it was that newfag Enword closing doors, not me fuck you guys
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>>303348
>>
I need streamies now
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>>303380
<0.1mbps upload, no streamies until i do something about it :^)
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>>303380
https://streamable.com/3qisxn
https://streamable.com/fi0xex
https://streamable.com/2n7s8h
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>>303396
>https://streamable.com/fi0xex
based editing
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>>303133
PERCENTKEKS?!
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I got a warning for giving change twice on accident
I'll be able to join tomorrow since i dont have work that day
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>>303555
oh but i cant talk uhh
ill just play songs i guess
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>>303555
imagine giving the new guy a warning for a simple mistake that can easily happen especially when you're new
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>>303573
it's fine, i had -17.95, which is considered quite a bit so it was fair
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>>303594
still though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt33ElBL5nI
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>>303555
>FAGler can't even do basic math
and I thought I was bad as a cashier
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>>303555
TRIPS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>303700
if only he was there for the video, he would have learned....
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>>303705
But they showed him their training videos. Maybe you should make their training videos. Imagine it, German-made kino training videos for corporate America
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so when are we playing space station 13?
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>>303818
Oh that wasn't my post, but I think it would be fun to make such a video

t.Green
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>>303862
No, we are gonna play Space Station 14
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>>303945
>coming soon
but we cant PLAY THAT YET
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>>303935
Corporate tutorial on how to play /scp/?
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>>303991
If I'm not the only one working on it sure. Maybe in the style of an 80s/90s vhs training video.
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Anyone have the updated streamables pastebin or ghostbin link?
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>>303955
>Se doesn't have the playtest
Never gonna make it
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hubert made a patreon post public explaining the next update
https://www.patreon.com/posts/47278664
>chaos subclasses
>Setup 1: AK, Combat Armor, Painkillers, Access Device
>Setup 2: Shotgun, Revolver, Combat Armor, Medkit, Access Device
>Setup 3: Logicer, Heavy Armor, Medkit, Access Device

>Armor
>All classes would have exactly 100 HP and body armor will reduce the damage received from bullets and explosions. It won’t save the players from SCPs, falling, or any other sources of damage. Armor always takes one slot in the inventory...

>2 new ammo types for revolver and shotgun

>New Mechanics
>We’re changing nearly all weapon mechanics. This section is pretty much a list describing all the elements we’re going to change.

>More attachments — we’re introducing stocks, grips, and different magazine types. They will be able to change the weapon draw time, accuracy, and even stamina usage (in extreme situations). Foundation guns can be adjusted at workstations, or while spectating. Chaos Insurgency guns can only be changed while spectating.
only actually based part right there, changing attachments while spectating is good

>Inaccuracy — (the effect that causes bullets to fly in random directions, which causes the current Logicer to be super ineffective at long distances) will now play a more important role. Standing still and aiming down the sights guarantees the best results; while running, jumping, and sprinting makes the weapon unpredictable. This also depends on the weight of the weapon. Long, heavy firearms, such as Logicer or rifles with heavy attachments, become very ineffective unless you remain stationary. SMGs and lighter rifle setups are more forgivable but only at short distances.
>>Standing still and aiming down the sights guarantees the best results; while running, jumping, and sprinting makes the weapon unpredictable.
i dont like this
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>>304121
>Recoil patterns — will be introduced. Bullets will still land where you’re aiming, but the camera “kick” will follow a predefined movement path. This is something which you can learn to get better at (i.e. “Rust/COD style”, not “Counter-Strike style”).

>Hitscan — will remain, which means bullets don’t have a simulated, physical form. Instead they travel with lightspeeds. We’re going to experiment with a penetration system of thin surfaces, but nothing has been finalised, and we aren’t sure if that’s really what we’re looking for in our game.

>Weapon Manager Tablets — we’ve decided that workstations will no longer require them. We’re also planning to move the “drop ammo” feature as a button in the inventory. This renders the tablets relatively useless. Considering that body armor occupies an inventory slot, tablets would most likely be dropped by an even bigger number of players. If we decide what to do about SCP-079 generators, tablets will be removed.

>Reloading — the process is going to be more complex, as it will respect the fact of having a bullet in the chamber. Each weapon will get a few reload animations, for diversity.
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theres a big paragraph on the revolver, and im not reading it all, and its over 2000 characters so i cant copy paste it, so read it yourself if you care
the only part that stood out to me was
>The "trigger pull" effect is present for all three cylinders. This is a delay between clicking the left mouse button and the gun actually firing.
why?

>Will MicroHID be getting changed?
>It won’t, neither mechanically nor visually. It might get some slight balance or animations changes, though.

i skimmed through it and thats what i saw that seemed worth posting about
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I will return to the server soon.
I am almost done with RE.
2 games left
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>hubert 'working' on that
>meanwhile the game is crashing for no reason still
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>>>/v/554100214
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bump the /qa/ thread
>>>/qa/4318740
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>>304237
bumped
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also bump the /bant/ thread
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>>304314
if you make another bant thread youre getting banned
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>>304233
>>304237
>>304314
>>304315
BY THE POWER OF ALL BOARDS
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>>304316
FUCK OFF GLOWIE fag
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>>304344
stfu kraut
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>>304316
suck my dick nigger I'll make as many threads as I want
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>>304363
cope?
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>>304363
tripfag nigger
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look thee photon emitter shoots a bunch of photons out and the photons theres just so many of them that you cant stand the pressure and they actually push you back
someone thinks that photons cant do anything like that but i remember in starcraft there are photon CANNONS which are even stronger than photon emitters so thats wrong
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uses my photon emitter to push you into the bathroom stalls LIKE A BOSS
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>>304451
LIKE A BOSS, LIKE A BOSS
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>>304453
I wonder who could be behind this post...
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>>304456
chaser was behind the post i replied to, not my post
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>>304456
you ate poop and drank poopy water? wow thats kinda gross
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>>304456
hot
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i was counting to 100 in [s4s] but after i posted 9 someone else posted 8 and broke it
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>>304458
I was really luck I didn't get sick. VERY gross...
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>>304462
how would you rate it on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being you loved it and 10 being you hated it
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>>304463
I am not >>304459 (German) so like 10, why do you ask?
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>>304463
sqrt(-1)
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>>304464
i was just wondering, since ive never tried it before
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>>304466
Well it was certainly an experience, but I didn't like the photons blasting me they were really impactful.
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>Laundry night
>Look up 30 minute timer
>https://youtu.be/qn2HKRkYyxY
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>>304468
SUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUUSSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSSU
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>>304468
SUS (like a boss)
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when are we playing killing floor
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>>304468
SUS IN AMONG US
AMONG US SUS
SUS
AMONG US SUS
WHEN THE AMONG US IS SUS
WHEN THE SUS IS SUS
WHEN THE SUS IS AMONG US
SUS
SUS
SUS
SUS
SUS
AMONG US SUS
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when are we playing Space Station 13
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When are we playing minecraft?
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>>304483
now.
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does anyone have a link to the updated /vm/ streamables pastebin or ghostbin, there's some newer one's I'm fiending to rewatch but I can't find them
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>>303996
i'll help, though i'm not sure how
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posts sneed in the thread
LIKE A BOSS
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anyone want to help me make a letter to [s4s]?
it will be used next friday or saturday when we invite [s4s] to play again if enough people put stuff on
just add stuff to it
it doesnt matter if its shit, the [s4s] interface will take care of that
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how did hubert make this game run like such shit
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>>304718
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>>304745
>make dclass
>it was where you put the among us tablet
>remake dclass on right side
its not fair
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that didnt turn out as good as i hoped
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can someone post the link to the meme mega
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maybe it should have been bigger
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>>304814
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the dick in 939's ass is too big so it just looks like it's farting really hard
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>>304788
it wasnt a mega
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DpmDKcyxmhpbeqaxFusAlHQKheXEeV3-
>>304839
when i look at it it looks like a zoom cloud like the dog is running really fast
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>>304842
the fart is propelling it
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twocows here, i finally took my pills (pic related) and am now ready to transition into playing scp secret photon emitter laboratory tonight at 7pm
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>>304863
fix the lag you judaist
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>>304863
Repaint your laptop.
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>>304864
we're trying, please understand, multi-dollar operation, etc
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>>304842
I saw my colonization meme and I forgot I have to finish it.
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is there a way to make the game not freeze at the start of every round
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>>304868
i wish
>>304863
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>>304867
finished it a little
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>>304868
i literally have to go into console and type disconnect and then reconnect at the end of every round to avoid my game crashing, and i'm the one running the server. hubert's game is not well designed.
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>>304874
this wasn't a thing when i stopped playing before the megapatch, how does he keep making the game worse
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>>304868
you need to fellate hubert

>>304863
>twocows finally comes out as trans
um, yikes?
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>>304880
>he didn't know
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>>304877
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>>304884
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>>304863
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>>304893
kek
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>>304893
twocows took this?
i cant believe it
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>>304890
here's my contribution

>>304909
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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remember what they took from you
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>>304916
>it's official now
NOOOOOOO I WAS DELIBERATELY NOT INCLUDING IT
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>>304917
add it to the letter
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>>304919
>>304916
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>>304919
>>304920
nm didn't notice it's in the most recent one
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>>304917
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>>304877
Dunno but this next patch is looking to make things even worse
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>>304925
>not having him on a boat
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>>304926
poser detected
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>>304929
the space was colonized but the indigenous text was relocated
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>>304931
Ah, i see. Based, carry one
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>>304934
make it so doc's thighs are choking you know who
also put the tiny hippo on a boat
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>>304935
I am not an artist so it'll come out like shit. Also, I don't know who put chaser in the image, they should do it. I prefer not to fuck with other people's additions
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i cant believe it
THATS NOT WHAT I LOOK LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SLANDER
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damn, twocows looks like THAT?
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>>304939
THATS NOT ME NOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
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Fill-in-the-blank:
I want to ____ twocows.
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>>304939
Shit let me put in that alien in

>>304940
>>304937
cope cope cope cope cope like a boss cope
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>>304943
bully
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>>304943
KILL
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who knows what it is desu
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>>304936
here we go
LARRY CAN'T BREATHE
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>>304943
snuggle with
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>>304943
sneed
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>>304943
_ ____ __ sneed _______
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they meant their products cannibalize old people
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>>304956
wat
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>>304956
chaser's losing it
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>>304956
meds, NOW
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>>304968
>>304971
>>304972
IM NOT LOSING IT I WONT TAKE MY MEDS IM JUST PASSING IT ON
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>>304974
for you sweetie >>304893
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>>304976
NO NO NO I WONT TAKE THEM
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>>304978
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>>304983
Wow chaser sure has gotten hairy...
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>>304983
THATS NOT ME I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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>>304987
you will be a woman
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>>304995
don't use this one i worked hard on my peanut
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a bunch of people's contributions aren't in the latest ones
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>>305011
forgot to underline
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>>305003
link them so they can get pasted in
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>>305005
Sauce on the D-girl?
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>>305044
That's no D-girl, this is a D-girl
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>>305055
based obsessed stalker
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>the specified host is not available
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>the specified host is not available
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>the specified host is not available
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its back
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>>305179
that is not what it looked like to me
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the server is back up it's only 8:40 recolonize
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>server dead after an hour and a half because twocows couldn't keep the lights on
he can't keep getting away with it
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>>305186
he can and will keep getting away with it
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>>305184
wtf is the guy right under "/vm/ to [s4s] from? I recognize it and have been trying to remember all day and it's driving mE INSAAAAAAANE
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>>305267
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>>305275
ah thank you fren
now i can sleep
actually i don't sleep
get it?
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There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave the alpha warhead, the SCPs, the D-Class, and the whole facility, and I spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage out of Site-[redacted]. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.
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>>305329
AMOGUS?
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>>305330
that's LORD HUMOGUS to you
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>>305329
DO YOU SEE ME TWOCOWS?
DO YOU SEE ME MAAAN?

Are you listening cadet?
I AM THE ELEVATOR NADER
I'M A 207 DRINKING SUICIDE MACHINE
I AM AMONGUS
I AM ASNEEDUS
I AM A BAN-EVADAS
I AM THE VATOR NADER BAAABYYY
WE'RE GONNA GET IN THAT FACILITY
AND WE AIN'T NEVER COMIN BACK
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>had $100 short on my registers
>what
>manager was cool about it since she knew it happens due to taking money for change and whatnot
>get text that I was only 72 cents short after all so i'm fine
https://youtu.be/nPAuvfqocFY?t=56
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>>305381
so either you or her is stealing money. got it
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>>305394
WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE
i remember distincively a manager took a hundred bill that she mistook for a 20 bill when i asked for more change in my till
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it's my bday today scp
now i can no longer pretend i'm not an underage
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>>305575
>Pit turns 18
>Ponis, SWCB and Mr Niggles have left the chat
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>>305401
So either she's stealing or retarded.
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im gonna make some adjustments to the server today. do any of you have any suggestions before colonization?
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>>305723
what are you changing
also fix the lag
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>>305723
939 should be slightly faster than humans since stamina is disabled, currently the worst SCP in the game hands down
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>>305723
>>305729
>check wiki
>939 is actually SLOWER than humans
I assumed they were at least the same speed what the fuck
buff dogs please half their strengths are mitigated by server settings
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>>305734
>>939 is actually SLOWER than humans
wtf i thought they were the same speed too
>>305723
make it so larry and zombies dont spawn in the pre round door dimension
paint the computer red
give dclass and scientists a tiny chance to spawn with a gun
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>>305723
scientists should start with a photon emitter
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>>305723
randomize everyone's size on spawn

>>305637
fuck you i only groomed for the memes, and i'm still seething gagler turned the entire 'ponis is a groomer' meme back on to me. yes gagler, that is why i deleted you again (weeks ago) because i just can't cope
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>>305775
>groomed for the memes
Amazing.
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>>305723
Bring back zipon
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>>305723
Make one random person 2d at the start of the round
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>>305723
turn all classes into cute girls
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>>305838
i wish, hubert won't let me
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>>305775
i am going to fuck you
up
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>>305870
can you just quickly re-add me so i can delete you again thanks
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>>305873
you take things too seriously kek
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>>305873
>>305874
have sex already
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>>305723
Try to change the computer's player size and tell us what happens, have scientists start out with a coin, and shrink Larry to 3/5 of his current size.
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>>305723
let larry be able to noclip but hes more slow now
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>>305738
>give dclass and scientists a tiny chance to spawn with a gun
I'd rather spawn with a disarmer than with a gun. I think that would be funnier.
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>>305896
this, or add disarmers to the LC loot pool
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>>305903
>add disarmers to the LC loot pool
I like this more, actually
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I will be packing tonight so that I can go home in a few days, unfortunately. Please post streamables.
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>>305962
Chaser looks like THAT?
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>>305962
don't lie, we know you took your meds and your mood is too stabilized to join the server (and you're a woman now)
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reminder for coinlets:
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/investing/what-is-ripple-xrp/

flare launches in June
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im shutting the server down and starting it a little later because i still have to test something in private. if it works out i got something fun for you guys
>>305728
dont know what's causing the lag at the moment. ill look for it later this week
>>305729
>>305734
i believe dog is fine but if i have to bump his speed i might need a plugin and i dont know how to make em
>>305738
no spawning guns for them ever, i changed the lobby temporarily to allow more door dimension testing
>>305750
already a server option
>>305775
i can do that but i will have to make sure everyone is okay with it first. ill make a poll on this later.
>>305822
niggles tried to groom him back but he was unsuccessful
>>305838
hubert wont allow this
>>305881
i can probably add the coin, wont on lanky. ask me to change the computer's size ingame
>>305894
i like this idea but that will probably have to be a plugin and i dont know how to make them
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>>305994
>i believe dog is fine but if i have to bump his speed i might need a plugin and i dont know how to make em
TWOCOPES FOR THLOVE OF GOD PLEASE IM KUH-NEELING
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>>305997
if you want it badly then make the plugin and ill add it to the server. i dont mind adding your plugins as long as you make them
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>>305994
if not speed then give them something at least, dogs suck absolute ass and are not fun to play
>everyone has infinite stamina
>all SCPs can talk to humans
the only thing they have at this point is seeing through walls but that's counteracted by being blind to people sneaking, on top of being the only non-zombie SCP that needs more than one hit to kill
dogs are unfun useless dogshit against anything with a gun please buff
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>>305994
>i can do that but i will have to make sure everyone is okay with it first. ill make a poll on this later.
I don't mind as long as it's not every single game. Also, disarmer por favor
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>I spawn as an SCP
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>>305999
i dont make the game. people played dog just fine before stamina was introduced. the only thing that changed was dog speeding up when being shot and thats not something i can add back without a plugin
>>306001
im working on disarmers working again
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>it's 939
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>>306004
dog still sucked before stamina, but at least then the talking to players gimmick was new enough to occasionally be useful, and also they sped up if you shot them
at least give them more health or damage or something come the fuck on there is literally nothing you can do as a dog if someone has a gun and sprints backwards while shooting you, all you can is run away and hope they get bored of sneaking everywhere and camp in a corner until they hopefully pass you, and even if you do get a hit on them they can just run past you during the cooldown and heal since they're LITERALLY FUCKING FASTER THAN A GIANT DOG it's so fucking ass dude come the fuck on
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>>306004
>people played dog just fine before stamina was introduced
youve said this before but its kinda cringe and not the same
when hubert added stamina he also made humans a bit faster when theyre sprinting
your comparison is bad
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I can't join anyone else having issues?
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we're in a peanut kissing pub server? while twocows is down. has FF
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>>306011
>>305994
>im shutting the server down and starting it a little later because i still have to test something in private
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>>306008
see >>305998
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>>306015
Are you adding in the cute girls?
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>>306009
>>people played dog just fine before stamina was introduced
>youve said this before but its kinda cringe and not the same
>when hubert added stamina he also made humans a bit faster when theyre sprinting
>your comparison is bad
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>>306016
can you make them smaller at least come the fuck on i don't know how to make fucking plugins for this shit ass game dude come on
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>>306020
cope cope cope cope cope
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>>306021
id have to stop playing the game to manually do it or have a janny do it every time we have a dog. i do think there is a plugin that does something like that and if i find it ill post it here with a poll
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>>306025
can you increase their health a little for now at least or does everything require a plugin
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>>306027
see >>306025
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speaking of 939 why do their models look so fucking goofy even for this game's standards
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>>306029
is there anything that doesn't require a plugin
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I don't get why people bitch about the dog, it's not supposed to be tankey it's meant to be fast. speed is what should be increased if anything. btw does anybody have the other versions of this image I lost them
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>>306032
check the scpsl server config in the wiki
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>>306033
>it's meant to be fast.
>infinite stamina
NIGGER...
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>>306027
>does everything require a plugin
pretty much, hubert's game sucks absolute fucking dick and has barely any configuration options out of the box.
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>>306030
hubert can't into dev and instead of ripping the claymation models from containment breach he makes his own assets so he won't get sued for making 3k a month for this game.
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>>306033
I think a dash attack would be much better, where the speed would be increased for a short interval even faster than running speed.
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>>306035
yeah so make the dog even faster to compensate
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>>306033
Yeah dog is fine currently. Typically clears out light pretty fast and puts up a good fight against MTF so he hardly needs to be changed, aside from flavor changes.
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SERVER IS BACK ONLINE
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>>306033
they are fast if stamina is enabled but it isn't so humans just get a free speed boost over dogs while dogs get nothing so everyone can just outrun dogs infinitely and it requires a plugin to change their speed so until a plugin is found they should get something else to make them less shit for the time being, unless twocows decides to enable stamina
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>>306038
this is a great idea, like a little jump dash attack
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>>306042
BASED
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>>306041
>dog is fine because he can kill people who are unarmed and have no where to go
you dumb nigger, he gets shredded as soon as anyone with guns show up
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>>306033
>>306039
the fact that this isn't a baseline config option just shows huber's massive incompetence
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>>306047
Hardly, if you are charging headlong into guns you SHOULD be killed. How else would they get you? You can always ambush them since you can see through walls.
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>>306033
Plenty of good dog Ideas
>C.A.S.S.I.E announcements "blind him" so he can't see people moving during them
>If dog tries moving through a closing door he forces his way through it and the door will still close behind him
>Vent-system for dog and peanut to travel easier and to cut people off
>maybe noise machines as a sort of vision jammer if he's really OP
>slight range increase so you don't have to be standing inside of people to actually bite them
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>>306047
cringecopeseethedilatemeds
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>>306051
if humans have a single foot of lead on you they will get away because the bite range is ass and they're faster than you and even if you get a hit you need at least 2 to kill so they can just run and heal
they are LITERALLY only good at killing d-boys with no guns or meds except every other SCP can also kill d-boys but are also actually strong against people with guns too
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HUUUUUUUUUUUUBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRTTT LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME WITHOUT DISCONNECTING EVERY TIME I JOIN
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>>306054
At best they should be slower than they currently are when at full health, and faster then they currently are at low health.
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BILL IS COPING BILL IS COPING BILL IS COPING
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>>306033
Based. Imagine being so bad you cant coordinate with other scps and bitching about being bad
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Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, Designated Nine-Tailed Fox, Has Entered The Facility. All Remaining Survivors Are Advised To Stay In The Evacuation Shelter, Or Any Other Safe Area Until The Unit Has Secured The Facility. We'll Start Escorting The Personnel Out When The Escaped SCP´s Have Been Re-Contained Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, Designated Nine-Tailed Fox, Has Entered The Facility. All Remaining Survivors Are Advised To Stay In The Evacuation Shelter, Or Any Other Safe Area Until The Unit Has Secured The Facility. We'll Start Escorting The Personnel Out When The Escaped SCP´s Have Been Re-Contained Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, Designated Nine-Tailed Fox, Has Entered The Facility. All Remaining Survivors Are Advised To Stay In The Evacuation Shelter, Or Any Other Safe Area Until The Unit Has Secured The Facility. We'll Start Escorting The Personnel Out When The Escaped SCP´s Have Been Re-Contained Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, Designated Nine-Tailed Fox, Has Entered The Facility. All Remaining Survivors Are Advised To Stay In The Evacuation Shelter, Or Any Other Safe Area Until The Unit Has Secured The Facility. We'll Start Escorting The Personnel Out When The Escaped SCP´s Have Been Re-Contained Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, Designated Nine-Tailed Fox, Has Entered The Facility. All Remaining Survivors Are Advised To Stay In The Evacuation Shelter, Or Any Other Safe Area Until The Unit Has Secured The Facility. We'll Start Escorting The Personnel Out When The Escaped SCP´s Have Been Re-ContainedMobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, Designated Nine-Tailed Fox, Has Entered The Facility. All Remaining Survivors Are Advised To Stay In The Evacuation Shelter, Or Any Other Safe Area Until The Unit Has Secured The Facility. We'll Start Escorting The Personnel Out When The Escaped SCP´s Have Been Re-Contained
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tiberius is a commander and anime twocows is in his squad?
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>infinite loading screen and eventual game freeze after every other round
Hubert doesn't want me playing his game anymore
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>>306052
And make it so he doesn't get blinded by flashes and can't see people when they put on the hat.
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>>306060
KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL
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>adding a bunch of plug-ins just so Hubert can break them when he updates the game in a year
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>>306102
>doesn't get blinded by flashes
Based
>can't see people when they put on the hat
Cringe
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>>306131
But the hat isn't an invisibility item in the lore, it just makes you more difficult to perceive.
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>>306132
>the lore
oh so we should make sure lanky is also primed to kill until he kills the person who looked at his face too? because that's the lore
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>chaser seething
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>>306139
>mfw its another chaser tranny meltdown episode
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>>306139
>>306140
this has never happened
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>>306101
this is what i get. the way i cope is i open console (~ key) and type disconnect as the round end message appears, then type reconnect after about 10-15 seconds, this seems to prevent crashes. hubert's so fucking bad at coding.
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>>306136
Yes, and make it so he can only kill the person that looked at him.
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post yfw you're not Coper the Tiny Manlet
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>every single death as a human that isn't teamkill is to lag
twocows can't keep getting away with it
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>>306151
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>>306151
tewi is cute
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>>306151
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>>306151
If chaser really is a catgirl I wouldn't mind fucking her
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>>306151
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this can not be happening YOU ARE BEING LIED TO THAT WASNT ME YOURE BEING DECEIVED BY SOMEONE THAT WANTS YOU TO THINK THAT IM SOMETHING IM NOT THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
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>>306151
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>>306160
HE CAN'T STOP COPING
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>>306156
>Chaser has invited you over to her house today.
>You've put on your best suit for your girl, but you're still fidgeting like the schizophrenic autist you are as you get out of the car; flowers in hand.
>You walk up to the door and ring the bell.
>A dead tired man who must be in his sixties opens the door.
>"What's the password?"
>You manage to stammer it out
"S-need lives on a boat"
>The chain lock unlatches.
>"I'm glad you're here. Our daughter hasn't shown any interest in men for the past thirty years."
"T-thirty? She doesn't look a day above eighteen."
>"Yeah, well... whatever it is it's not from my side of the family."
>He grabs the railing for the stairs that lead to the basement and shouts down.
>"Chaser! Your online boyfriend is here!"
>"Nyaa?!"
>"You heard me! Get up here and say hello!"
>The sound of padded cat feet running up the stairs is barely audible over the groans of the man who let you in.
>"Hiyaaa! Are you Anon?"
"Yeah, uhh... I brought you these?"
>You bend down to her height and hand her the flowers.
>"Desu sugoi!"
>Before you can say anything else, she's grabbed your hand and sunk her claws into it.
>You let out a slight pained sound as she leads you back down into the basement.
>Holy fuck.
>Strewn around everywhere are hundreds of pairs of used panties, bags of Cheetos, and Among Us plush toys.
>She gestures for you to sit down on the filthy bed, and despite the dry cleaning costs of the suit you comply.
>The two of you just talk for a while about Sneed and Chuck and the nature of being based, before she lifts up her maid dress to expose her bare ass.
"What are we gonna do on the bed, Chaser?"
>"The same thing that Chuck is famous for."
>With the force of a thousand white w*men kneeling for their lord George Floyd and the delicacy of a percentage nigger carefully calculating how much health they have left in points so that they can relay information to their teammates, she claws away the crotch part of your dress pants.
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>>306168
i read all of this and i'm not sure i'm better for the experience
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>>306176
It's not done yet, that's just where the character limit cut me off.
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>>306177
part 2 when?
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>>306168
>She gazes at your member hungrily, the excitement having made it slightly erect.
>Then, suddenly, she latches onto it and begins to fellate it with gusto.
>She appears to have had some practice (likely on bananas), as it feels good as fuck man.
>You moan a bit, finding yourself pushing down her head as she closes one eye and makes a small 'glk' sound as your cock goes deep into the back of her throat.
>She grabs hold of what remain of your pants and digs in her claws, bobbing back up and then going down completely once again.
>You stroke her soft hair with one hand and reach around to her sopping CUNNY with the other, teasing it with one finger to keep her going on your cock as long as possible.
>You feel yourself getting closer and closer with every bob of her head, and even though this has only felt like a few minutes of ecstasy the clock ticking underneath a discarded oversized t-shirt shows you that forty-five minutes have passed.
>As she bobs down one final time, you push her head down with the hand you were using to pet it and spill rope after rope into her.
>Her eyes widen as she tries to swallow as much of it as she can, but a bit of your excess cum dribbles out of her left nostril.
>You finally let her up for air, and though she seems tired you're far from done.
>After all, you are a gentleman and you didn't finish pleasuring your woman.
>"A-anon-kun!"
>Chaser's frail, tiny body is easily held up without much exertion.
>And even though you already came, you're nothing if not a serial masturbator and can be ready to go again within minutes.
>You do need a bit of time to just cool down though, so you begin to gently rub around the rim of her cunt with an index finger.
>This only serves to get her worked up and squirming even more, but she knows better than to claw at you and despite her fidgeting maintains an obedient little cat girl.
"Say it."
>"I-I'm not a hippo, I'm a real cat girl."
>And with that, you plunge your cock deep into her.
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>>306202
>She makes a rather loud mewling noise, which is followed by a cacophony of effeminate human moans.
>She's really enjoying herself, and she's about as wet as she can be.
>Dripping all over your underwear and pants, her tail high up while you rut the absolute fuck out of her.
>Despite the rather large amount of noise you're making, the two of you receive no disturbances.
>She's 'nyaa'ing over and over at this point, and lets out a quick 'based' every time you hilt inside of her.
>You can feel she's getting close, her vaginal muscles are contracting like crazy and her brow is covered in sweat.
>And, truth be told, so are you once again.
>It momentarily occurs to you that you forgot the condoms, but you don't even care at this point.
>You shove all of yourself inside of her and, moments after she cries out and releases a considerable amount of fluid onto you, release spurt after spurt of baby batter into the deepest parts of her.
...
>Hours later, you finally leave her room to head back to your car.
>Her dad gives you a sly wink on the way out, and seems to be in a considerably better mood now.
End
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https://streamable.com/ue62oh
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>>306168
>>306202
>>306205
meds. now.
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>>306168
>>306202
>>306205
is this what greenshadow's next video will be about?
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https://www.patreon.com/posts/47278664
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>>306231
i have this happen all the time, blame hubert (probably)
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>>306231
the ramp is notorious for rubberbanding when you go to fast on it, more likely to be Huberts fault
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>>306231
>didnt even use the hat
fucking retard
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>>306267
it was on cooldown retard
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>>306272
>not autistically holding it to countdown the cooldown
retard
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>>306273
it had like a minute left retard
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>>306235
>Will the weapons not clip through walls and doors when we stand too close to them? We experimented with that, with no satisfying results. Therefore, the answer is most likely no.
Imagine doing all this work but you can't fucking fix shit clipping through doors.

>Are grenades and flashbangs getting changed at all?
>Yes, we do want to do something about them but we aren’t sure what we are going to do, just as yet.
>Will we be able to "melee attack" players with a weapon?
>No, definitely not in this update. It might be a good feature for future updates.
honestly if it wasn't for our based server I wouldn't play this shit game at all
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>>306291
>>Yes, we do want to do something about them but we aren’t sure what we are going to do, just as yet.
Hubert you imbecile fix flashes and what area they affect.
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>>306291
>still can't gang up and beat the shit out of a scientist
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>>306093
If I got a hold of Twocows for even a second, you couldn't image the things I would do to him (anime female)
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>>306304
wtf even in anime form he would still be a 30+ year old fat fuck virgin amerimutt
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>>305994
>dont know what's causing the lag at the moment. ill look for it later this week
are you using cocks internet? that's the service I use and it's been shit since last thursday
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>>306291
>Literally can't just make characters lower their weapons when facing walls
Holy fuck how can you not do that. I bet even Yanderedev could do it at the cost of framerate
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>>306311
we're on a vps now so we're not using consumer internet
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>>306205
H-hot
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>>306168
>>306202
>>306205
which one of you did this
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>>306168
>>306202
>>306205
so who wants to read & record this so i can play it over the intercom?
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it's official lads, i have nothing left to live for
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>>306620
You have me and I have you
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>>306622
sorry but no thanks
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>>306623
kys
https://streamable.com/jdgawo [MISTAKES WERE MADE]
dead link.
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>>306620
why, what happened anon?
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>>306633
i had 1 thing to live for and now i have 0
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>>306635
Turn to religion
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>>306661
no
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>>306666
turn to sneed
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>>306666
turn to monke
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>>306635
just turn around
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>>306620
Don't be like that, Think about how much happier your friends and family will be once you are no longer in their lives.
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>>306769
thanks anon
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>>306666
Turn to Hubert
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MICROCHAD
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AMONG US WINS
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>use afk strategy
>get jannied
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>>306839
jannies arent even on
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>>306847
t. secret janny
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Bill when he kills someone
>OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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can someone post J*shua's pic, I want my next steam profile name to be his first and last name with his pic as the profile poic
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>>306863
obsessed
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Who is ready for hubert to monetize skins and enter the steam market?
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>>306168
>the delicacy of a percentage nigger carefully calculating how much health they have left in points so that they can relay information to their teammates

umm.... honeyy .... I would just say half unlike you eggheads who jerk off about random numbers all day. The worst thing about you guys is biting my tongue to stop the laughter over how nerdy you sound shouting numbers into the mic.
webm related is what happens when you have too many points
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Is it playable without a 3090 and last gen cpu already?
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>>306957
yes, you fucking nigger I can literally play it on my mom's 2013 toshiba laptop
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>>306962
Can you maintain 60fps with it or it still runs at 30~40?
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>>306963
it doesn't reach 60, but it's not unplayable. Also I assume you have much better hardware which easily can run it at that framerate with the correct settings tweaking. Nonetheless the game is poorly optimized, doesnt mean you cant run it though.
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>WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DROP THE GUN AND KEY CARD!
>I COULD HAVE DETAINED YOU AND HELPED YOU ESCAPE!
> THINK DAMN IT, THINK!
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>>306863
SUPER GAY HAPPY JOSHUA Horvath
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>>307047
le sigh
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>>307050
reload your page nigger
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>>307053
let me spell it out for you dense NIGGER
>joshua pic so fucking ugly that 4chan itself blocks it from being previewed
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>>307054
kill yourself obsessed nigger
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>>307057
meds, schizo
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>>307047
ya know, judging by that bad photo, i wouldn't expect such a good voice that he has.
also, you look fucked up dude
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who is obsessed today?





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