SCP is a free game you can download from steam:https://store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/We play every day at 7pm EST and keep playing for a few hours (and sometimes Euros play around 12-2pm EST).Anyone is welcome to join, including people that have never played the game before. A mic is highly recommended to play this game.To join, choose direct connect and use the ip "twocows.tk"The server itself has no rules and friendly fire is enabledFor updates of The List, please ask in the thread.>Streamables Archive (/vm/ ones only)https://pastebin.com/RcG1zpZ6
I miss the old thread already
>>235059I can't believe the discord won. All I wanted was to play SCP and they have ruined it. Why do they hate us? Why are Mr Bones and his cronies the way they are?
>>235120actually server lore dictates that compy is just some fag who has been mad the entire time at the discord group forming, and him not getting into it. however according to the lore, the discord group is also trying to kill the server by gatekeeping or something. it's all very complex
>>235120>>235133>>235059Here's the lore (the relevant shit)>NEP-NEP gets banned for using aimbots and cheating a lot>this makes NEP-NEP, a massive fucking autist, incredibly upset>starting in mid 2018, they begin to continually screenshot posts from the steam group, post them in random threads in /v/, make threads on /v/, and try to tie every controversy on the popular media boards to the steam group when he can>he does this every day>for free>eventually, NEP-NEP's alt gets found and benned, Nigmode abandons the steam group and makes a new chat because they were done playing SCP (no updates, general died, ABIB killed threads, most people were burnt out)>cut to today>NEP-NEP still makes threads on /v/ on a daily basis (usually 2 a day)>the "gatekeeping" from the steam group is mainly just people being surprised there are new players and autists teamkilling constantly for no reason
>>235143since when was nep-nep found to be compy?
>>235145That's the lore I remember.
>>235147hm, well i only remember the founding of the server and some of the people mentioned constantly on lists. i played back when it was memeparty.twocows.com or something, and recently when /vm/ came up. have never been in the discord group
>>235145i thought it was bourbon
>>234839You're giving me waaaaaaay too much fucking credit man. I'm not the glue that holds the server together or something, I'm just some guy who plays.
where is everbody?COLONIZE COLONIZE COLON
>>235120>>235133>>235143>>235151Is this some new fan fic about some ass blasted guy and the imaginary discord? At least try to make it original.
>>235215i will be colonizing slightly later tonight
>Logicer>MTF rifle>p90>mp7>lil pistol>Big Iron>Micro hidWhat will the 2 new guns be?
>>235246hubert brings back laser pistol and rifle without making any other changes, i expect minimal effort
7 still on COLONIZE
>>2352548 now and we've been going for a while so I don't think anyone is going to leave soon
>>235246Shotgun that looks pirated>>235143If niggermode is done with scp then why is that chat called scp? Tbh I don’t like any of those niggers that don’t play and post tranny porn, scat, trannies, and other degeneracy.
8 on except i keep disconnecting so maybe 7
>>235268yep. it truly is dead.
>>235269they were very fun 8 player rounds tonight though
The server is being closed and all future colonisations are cancelled.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI
bros... this is the end...
>>235273what if we all just logged on RIGHT NOW to play
>joshua comes back>server dies
>>235279The server was doomed as soon as Ziphon left. He really was the heart of the party.
>>235282groomer hands typed this
>>235283no, i get what anon means. zipon was the kid that everyone killed for lulz because he was always trying to larp like a normie. in a way, the contained essence of anger and vengeance was brought to him, and the entire server held no grudges against each other at all. someone tk you? kill zipon. someone grenade the elevator? yeah zipon will die when you respawn. he really was some sort of foil to the pure stream of autism that this server was
>>235284imagine samefagging this hard
>>235246An automatic peashooter that's barely different from any of the other auto weapons, and another early-game gun that nobody will use.
>>235284None of that shit ever happened. After Ponis declared Zipon under his protection. Nobody ever teamkilled Zipon and was the main reason why rounds went on forever
>>235315>After Ponis declared Zipon under his protectioni don't recall that ever happening. in fact i recall cantina saying "this is a pro-zipon server" a few times...
>>234992I am stuck in a room. What do?
>>235326We're not playing right now. Check back tomorrow.
>>2353267:00 tomorrow, Shadowplay.>>235328I got on to laugh at him.
late night colonization?
>>235334sure, how many on?
>>235328>it's a picture of a cowthis entire time i thought it was a picture of one of the ponies
>>235059>>235112>>235118>>235120>>235133>>235143>>235145>>235147>>235151>>235157>>235159>>235215>>235227>>235242>>235246>>235251>>235254>>235257>>235259>>235263>>235268>>235269>>235270>>235271>>235272>>235273>>235275>>235278>>235279>>235282>>235283>>235284>>235285>>235288>>235307>>235315>>235320>>235326>>235327>>235328>>235329>>235334>>235345>>235346Not your discord, fuck off faggots>>>/vg/
>>235373If you had sex, you probably wouldn't be this upset about people talking on a board that's slow as shit
>>235373damn, I never thought of it like that
>spend a few days away to play xcom 2>server diescan you fuckers do anything right
our greatest minds have come together, and we have thought up the following explanations as to why the server has died1. not enough elevator grenades2. too many elevator grenades
>>235563i blame twocows for not giving chaos their state mandated grenades
>>235563I blame hubert for being a lazy polak
>tfw you actually open the playerlist almost as much as ponis but you don't upload streamables so no one will knowfeels weird man
>>235595why do you do it
>>235275Didn't realize my $20 Walmart mic from 10 years ago has been picking up the sound of my keyboard all this time. Hahaha all those people who have had to listen to that AHAHAHA
>>235602>has a ultrawide monitor>$20 walmart mic>doesn't even play scp, just walks around the map playing with the generatorsunironically get on your meds plz
Alright what's the projection for tonight's player count?
Found a picture of Niggles on his facebook.
>>23567411-12 before ponis leaves to play chess, then 7 or 8 and steadily dropping
>>235601i want to make sure that people aren't leaving just because i join
>>235750>d rat who found no gun and no lockers attempting to escape peanut
>>235790IMAGINE being a blueberry
Anyone else hate how Chaos and SCPs seem to always be teaming? I know it's only cause of the win conditions being in the favour of them working together but it doesn't seem right
5 on RIGHT FUCKING NOW.COLONIZE.
>>235836I'll be there soon
>>235823Anyone else hate how MTF and Scientists seem to always be teaming? I know it's only cause of the win conditions being in the favour of them working together but it doesn't seem right
>>235853honestly ntf shoots scientists more often than chaos shoots scps
>tfw the anti-cheat kills you>tfw you're not even peanut>mfw
>>235864Post the memeable please
>enter entrance zone>run around for 30 seconds looking for the intercom room>teleport back to elevator dimensionbros...
still going strong, join/rejoin
ONONONONONONO BASEDENCEBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY IN 012
>get peanut>disconnectit's okay secret janny, i will continue to elevator nade you. Sincerely, Sneedster
>>235853MTF and scientists are on the same team though. They protect scientists and escort them to safety like Chaos does for D-Class. Your comparison makes no sense
>>235963>>235966Yep... I don't feel like updating the pastebin today...
>>235963>pitbull This man >>235963is THE pitbull right next to k*rro
>>235963>https://streamable.com/m2etb5I thought I had a master plan to unlock the intercom, didn't think about how the angles could affect the grenade
testi seem to have been banned from /vg/, dunno if it's global
>>236212Post name and I will try and find out why
>>236231You know what you did you sick fuck
>>236218no i know what i did, i kept posting anti-tranny posts in /vg/despite my being banned for "posting off topic" i can see half the osrs general is still talking about anime girls and feet
>>236270based señor nihggles
>go to watch that old SCP video compilation>find a ponis
>>236311i'm not niggles fuck you
>tfw got banned from the steam group
>>236405noooooo. where will i get to see jannies posting scat and loli porn!? fuck bros its actually over
>>236407>not liking loli
>>236405mr bones keeps inviting me back but i don't like the lewds so i left. it's actually quite cringe
>>236409of course I dont like cartoon children
>>236414you know what you are right cartoon children are cringe ill move to the real thing
>>236407Chaser post>>236409Stirner post>>236414??? post (don't recognize this posting style)>>236416Chaser post>>236419Ein post
>>236431why yes it was me how could you tell
so anyway what happened to the steam group i saw that they changed the name before i got banned
>>236439all the undesirables have been cleansedstay in your other /scp/ chads group
>>236431>chaser postsorry, wrong on both accountssomebody needs their autism detector recalibrated
Imagine joining a steam groupBuncha fags
>>236453imagine being such a fag that you werent invited to any of the groups
>>236431oh no no they're all wrong. how could this be
>>236439top kek i saw that in the invite mr bones sent right before i said no because too many lewd posts
>>236449sir, I am detecting an anomaly inside your jacket. you aren't hiding any cope in there are you?
>>236471n-noG-GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME MONKEY
>>236473sir please step over here. we are going to do a strip search and a cavity check JUST to make sure you aren't hiding any copes
>>236455pls invite me the cope is too much
>>236475BACK THE FUCK UPI HAVE A SNEED BOMB AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
>>236490https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidLovelyPuddingGingerPower--e8zqulMf59N-0aDWE GIVE IN TO YOUR DEMANDS. WE SNEEL
there are mutiples /scp/ groups?
>>236502there is only one left now
i played an mmo for 7 hours today so i will not be on
>>236528today is yesterdays tomorrow, and tomorrow is now today
>>236536take your meds schizo
>>236539>take my medsyou should have taken your advil and played. your a big guy
I actually have this. Haven't played it yet tho
Okay SCPkeks I will play tonight but you guys better be good.
>>236964no, stay in your steam group, chud
>>236966Okay I'll just ask twocows to shut it down.
>>236967>more empty promisesstop lying to me mhiggles
>>236969YOU WILL GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>236970i deserve a non-tranny janny
>>236972You will never be a women.
>>236975you will never be MY janny
>>236979YOU WILL BOW TO TWOCOWS TONIGHT, TRANNY.
>>236981dont care, didnt sneed.I will tk and tbag your corpse tonite tranny
>>236983Twocows, shut it down.
>>236985twocows can blow it out his assI WILL be on the same time I always am tonite and there is NOTHING you, a tranny, can do about it. sneed ya later
>>236988Trannies rent free inside your head I see. Take your pill schizo.
>>236989>the "schizo" posteriv'e never enjoyed your complainer posts
the third man is
>>235143Wait nep nep is still here playing this game from late 2017? Embarrassing.
>>235143Can you post a screenshot of Nep's /v/ thread? Also, who is ABIB?
>>236431>Ein postwhich one? the dog one or the other one?
>mic brokenwell guess i'll won't be playing for a while
>>237220>He only has one micwhat a scrub
>>237220just use emotes
>>237220>nod head>jumpspeaking is for chumps anyway
>>237220Buy a cheap one from walmart
>>237229sorry sweetie im not am*rican
>>237220Who? Asked by no one.
>>237220just install a soundboard like sw*b and spam music
>>237235Surely Greg's or Aldi or whatever the fuck sells cheap mics
Will try to be on Thursday. Sorry fags, I need to take a stupid test tonight.
Guess nobody is on
>>237299>still no ponisSorry chaser
When is Whalespy coming back to us???
>>237396I'm not. I feel immense remorse for my actions and do not wish to inflict further harm.
>>237404Musically inclined post.
>>237407Community College Post
>>237410Who is this one even supposed to refer to?
>>237422You either know or you don't
>>237423Nhiggles and ponis are the only confirmed uni/college fags
>>237291I'll get on Friday and shit boi. I got the school to do and the little time I do have for vidya I play kingdom hearts. I dugout me old ps2 and been playing it again. Gon' play KH2 too
>>237396>>237404>>237407>>237410>>237422>>237423>>237434When Whalespy returns he will finally bring stability and order to this community.
>>237251>censoring my nameniggeranyways i'm probably going to quit; after sunday when the janny and/or twocows kept kicking me, and kicked me after i spawned in as peanut i don't see a reason to play anymore. yes, nothing of value is lost. no, you don't need to hold you applause>>237251just wanted to call you a nigger again at the end of this post too
>>237767Oh no no no, He's SEETHING!
>>237767>im probably going to quit; after sundayand nothing of value was lost
>>237776yes, it is frustrating to be kicked multiple times only for it to subsist until I get spawned as an SCP. shame since it seemed like the new game modes could have been funanyways, best of luck lads hope the server can continue to grow.>>237777cuckster post
>>237787I censor everyones name because I dont like using names in threads. Its a shame that all n***les likes to do is kick people from the server- which is like beating a dead horse at this point. >>237787>kicked multiple times only for it to subsist until I get spawned as an SCPid quit at that point as well. I did enjoy micspam as well if that means anything.
>floridasnoy turning the server into his autistic playgroundwho could have thought this would happen
>>237787>>237767Sucks to see you go. I really enjoyed playing scp with you
>>237767Please don't quit, I'm sure it was the janny faglord and not twocows. Say what you want about twocucks, but he at least seems to care about the server (even if he'll sometimes do retarded shit like the medkit tower) and I think if you send him a dm he'll probably ask the janny a few questions.
>>237842I warned you guys not to give that broke dick half Filipino cuck any power. I warned you and look what happened.He has been a brown nosing attention fag ever since he joined and I honestly don't understand why anyone bothers to keep him around.
>>237876Well, i at least sent him a message.>>237861thanks anon>>237848yes, i am.>>237842was he even on sunday? if he was thats even worse, imagine only being memorable for abusing admin powers>>237798it does, thank you
>break thumbnail>cant perform work for now>will probably take at least a month until it's fully healed>have a month where i get to act like a neet and play bideo gaymes all day all week>look at scp thread>dramayou arent allowed to quit, not when i just got all this time to play withEVERYONE will play this weekendeveryone
>>237917What the hell did you do to break that shit? JFC, one of the only things that make me cringe in horror movies nails being broken or torn off, eyeballs being stabbed and teeth being pulled.
>>237922i closed a car door on it like a retard a while back which primed it to be broken offit was slowly healing over time but also getting closer to coming off over time and today it just got slightly caught on a bit of cloth and popped offit was less painful than i thought it would be desu, like a slight pinch, but i guess thats because it was already broken for a while before it actually came off
>>237926nigga thats nastyyyyyy
>>237927>amish or jews>not amishkenazi jewsONEJOB
just came on my keyboard
>can actually play during the week for once>game won't workThanks Hubert
>>237965verify file integrity. it'll take a minute
>>237967Didn't work this time, had to restart pc entirely.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1394270/view/3066358039685353745bros, is this it, can we finally Escape Together™
>>237978the niggler is too busy doing this >>237949than getting an escape together server going
>>237917for you anon, I might. i'll roll a d20 on friday and if i pass a 15 DC i'll play
d-niggers, got itsteorag, what?
>return from wagie>dead game
>>238083We need that new update to revitalize the server. Get some of the old anons back and hopefully colonizations last longer.
>>238107Keep hoping. Next update will be the April fool's update.
>>238158Chaser was getting dunked on by everyone that night and he couldn’t take it.... very tragic the wake is actually this weekend if any anons want to attend
>>235143>t. newfagwrong way to reveal how new you are faggot, why are they so many poser faggots in this thread?
>>238161einhander or the other ein?
where the fuck are you lads, I'm the only nerd on this server
>>238442there aren't enough people to keep the server colonized for more than a few hours so "colonization time" is usually around 7pm EST. There are also twice as many people on fri-sun than on weekdays
>>234992Bunch of clique faggots spouting stale memes as """good bits""", tking everyone whose not in ur in-group, getting favors from the admin like spawning behind me when I killed you (and then wrecked u again lmaoing at ur life housderloop) and actually being hostile to new players which eventually killed everything. Everyone who was actually creative and funny left a long time ago, I have more fun in pubs than with u faggots. U've become the kinda trash that makes even /vg/ circle jerks pale in comparison. A fking shame cause I liked playing with /v/ in the early days. Choke on my dick floridaboy u redditor incel.
5/7 on holy shit bros get in quick before it's full
friday based time join NOW
>ywn play with the retards>ywn see the new shitty update>ywn camp at nukei miss this game
>>238713>ywn play with the retardsi'll be on tomorrow at 7:30 for my last rounds before i likely uninstall and quit
>>238713the retards are on RIGHT NOW
>>238714>>238715i will do what i must
>>238751>https://streamable.com/3jsz63my fucking sides
>>238751The computer acitvated the traitor trap
>>238751https://streamable.com/kzooztandhttps://streamable.com/7ndjb5Good games tonight, soulful low pop rounds
>>238768>https://streamable.com/7ndjb5holy shit somebody actually got it recorded
>>238771I said I did, but I wasn't sure I got all of it cause I was autistically checking the server list
>>238773you actually got a really good change of views from the guy throwing the grenade to seeing the guard getting blown up in front on the ground
>>238714You were always a quitter, no heart! I always said you never had the making of a varsity gamer
>>238714please quit and never come back
Haven’t touched this game in 2 years but I’m playing rising storm 2 with a guy who used to hack on the /vg/ server and it’s a blast from the past
>>238820>not a new ip
>>238827I mean it wasAlso>paying attention to IP countYou guys are pathetic
https://youtu.be/0NlGcFj0NZUI'd love to hear this micspammed on the intercom.
it's friday and the goon squad has come home. the coon squad is gon land. the dog bros are gona hump!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XZGVcHysNk
I'll be on tonight so lets colonize bros.
>>238805t. jannyno my friend, i will be on for one final shitpost over the intercom, and then i shall quit this like i quit smoking i quit smoking everyday HUEHUEHUEHUE
>>239171t. redditorquit and then join the 51%
>>239275the only time i ever used reddit was back when jagex implemented a deadly fog into the DMM tournaments, and I made an account to comment that I was jewish and found it very anti-semetic.you also seem to be projecting, you will be fine when you take your estrogen
>>239275Wasn't it at like 40%?
>>239290Archive link because the last thing I want to do is give tranny enablers clicks, but here you go: https://archive.is/wfaKJ
Hey everyone, i'm working on one final meme so can you please post what you consider to be the very best of the streamables. I need roughly 6 minutes and 30 seconds of footage
>>239324does it have the footage of someone playing a funny song and throwing 3 (original) grenades in the nuke room? if it doesn't, i hope someone else has it
>>239303>give tranny enablers clickswhat do you mean by this? Why would anyone benefit from clicks?
>>239329Ad revenue. If you click on the site only once to archive it and then share the archive link, whatever publication owns the article will collect a faction of the ad dollars they would've otherwise. Learned about it on /pol/.
>>239340Ah, I see, based>>239333are you stupid or something? the answer to your retarded, "what", is underneath you. The absolute state of 4chan users
>>239350fuck youwhy are you even here
>>239353to complain :^)
went from 21 to 15 in two rounds. dead game
>>239394Probably the server jannies coming on that did that.
>>239410They were the first ones in
>>239413I was one of the first ones on, you're full of shit janny.
>>239414Chaser was already in
11 still going strong
>>239435Thanks server jannies
>>23943512 people? is it peaking again? real americano hours?
>>239442Jannies saved scp once again
>>239446janny pr post
>>239451tranny pr post
>>239457false flag post
>absolute state of joshua being locked inside 914
we're still goin if anyone wants to join/rejoin
>>239462is this true? i thought you guys said the jannies killed it for tonight
>>239467people joined back we're still goin
>>23946713/20 right now
WHALESPY IS ON THE SERVER GUYS
5 hour night. damn
>>239513This was my longest night since 2018. Great rounds.
>>239594>sleeptalking in the threadjeez some of you guys really played hard tonight
>Apparently a long fuck night>Only streamables are from fifteen ponies per secondPost em faggots, I know you've got em
Cool. how many people join each session?
https://streamable.com/xf69ywhttps://streamable.com/euokb9https://streamable.com/wae6wlhttps://streamable.com/id0y2b>>239699depends on the day, we had ~20 for an hour or so yesterday and then dropped ~12 for a few hoursweekdays are usually shorter, recently around 8-12 people for 1-2 hours
>>239433>https://streamable.com/55msi7chaser bros what happened
>>239707my feet slipped
>>239706>recording yourself doing some lame bitskid, i don't think you understand streamables. i think you just want attention, and most of your gags aren't that funny to begin with
>>239713oh no no no
>>239722why does you voice comes out of the left ear is annoying really
>>239724Shadowplay won't record my voice normally so I have to enable my mic in windows sound settings for it to even show up, which it does only in the left channel apparently
>>239706I feel bad for that D class. hopefully his sacrifice was not in vain.
>more steamabled in one night than we had in two weeksIm pissed I skipped last night
Last night was fucking great we kept double digit player counts for so long
>>239802>>239834well, let's do it again tonight
>>239722>He uses health percentages
>>239798>https://streamable.com/bc7838KEK, this is the kind of quality I like to see in a streamable.
>>239979>He doesn't use health percentages
>>239980How does one man have so much luck?
>>239979health point status'.... give you no tactical advantage, whatsoever.
you can look at a bar and tell roughly what percentage it is at, 25%, 33%, 50%, 70%, etc. having the percentage number there is just redundant. the actual health point number gives another idea of how much health you have. escpecially with an scp like 106 where you know he only takes 1-2 damage per bullet, him having 400 health is a lot different than 939 only having 400 left.
Be on soon. Someone make a /v/ thread.
evens osrsodds scp
>janny abused and kicked every 30 secondsvery interesting how that didn't happen yesterday when twocows was on. very interesting indeed, too bad janny doesn't have the balls to just ban someone.
>ponis leaves right as SWCB joins
>>240089post your proof of being kicked faggot
>>240102i don't record, at most i could take a screenshot of the disconnection message. and once more; >very interesting how that didn't happen yesterday when twocows was on.
>>240113take a screenshot and prove it
still going strong join upCOLONIZE
Immagine how much better the game could be with actual good modding support.
>>240153hubert banned it because he wanted to profit from microtransactions later
SCP Escape together RIGHT FUCKING NOWMake sure to select the beta branch in settings, there's only one server up right now so we should be pretty isolated.
>>240169i was just playing but the update makes the game fukn broke.>low fps>keep getting dicbut ill be on now
>>240169Launched the beta and found the single server but I think it shut down not sure if it will be back on or whatever.
>>240182I left because it was unplayable, and was trying the beta branch because the normal branch was unplayable. Oh well, maybe another time.
>>240182im on lbs. otherwise someone post server
There are now 170 streamables in the SCP streamable pastebin
>>240186Page just gives me a 403 error.
>>240189https://pastebin.com/RcG1zpZ6Works on my machine
you guys still escaping together?
>>240194no. game broken
>>240195that's what I thought. same thing last time we tried
>>240190>ctrl+f josh6 results>ctrl+f twocows8 results>ctrl+f chaser12 results>ctrl+f ponis12 resultsThis level of obsession isn't healthy guys
>>240214>obsessing over people who obsess over people too muchditto
I love you all, good night
red groomed in electrical near vent. anyone have any idea who the groomer was?
>>240214>tfw people don't obsessed with me>tfw can get away with doing pretty much anythingfeels good man
>>240352Pit post. You and Crazy Archeologist single-handedly killed the groomer meme. Nice job.
>>240214>Now it's 7 9 13 13What have you done?!1
>>240375>teamkill a bunch of mtf last night>not a single hint of seetheYep feels good being a nobody
escape together beta works gud now
>>240329was never really into feet, but all the feet posting has got me interested not going to obsess over feet like you freaks though
>>240623Nice. If there is still a isolated server on escape together I maybe hop on in about half an hour.
Well can't find any beta servers. RIP.
>>240633t. low test beta
>>240667WOW, Draco Malfoy looks like THAT?
D-Chads OWN 012
the specified host is unavailable
dead serverdead game
>>240760damn was a nice few round though
>>240766>its up>shut it down
Twocows is once again considering making an Escape Together server. He will host it once he figures out how to host it.
>>240801you can host one without making a server. I made one and pit was able to join. there was 400 ping for him tho
>>240804Hence why twocows wants to make a server.
>>240806it was playable
>>240809Well if you guys don't want it then I'll tell him not to make it.
>>240811no make one plz
theres an update for escape together?
>>240769>It's going down?>Nade it
>mfw you called the elevator down and I have an assortment of grenades
>>240812>>240818Okay he said it should be up tomorrow
>>240865based thanks. hope everyone can enjoy it
https://streamable.com/zzmoz9https://streamable.com/24cnd3https://streamable.com/3z2pzeSecond and third the same scenario, didn't realize there was going to be more based.https://streamable.com/2ikbd5Ky-no night overall.
>>240902i KNEEL to 012, the new overlord of the server>>240978weee wooo weee woooscp one seven three has been terminatedtermination cause: unspecified
>>240833no, please don't
>>240879Okay twocows put the Escape Together server up just now. Can't direct connect but it's in the server list as /vm/ SCP CHADS
>>241384based bouta check it out
>>241384>workshop>mod list>map editorwhy can't hubert add this?
>>241394Because he's an egocentric polack that can't into code and refuses to let anyone who can hinder future profits modify anything like models, sounds, textures and maps.In other words, he's a jew.
but what will be the time for escape together now?
>>241431when the sl server dies
thanks frens, it was fun while i played with you.
Where the fuck has Gagler been? And Don Golian? And all the other cool people?
>>241476Gagler has been playing as Chuckster the whole time. Also why would you miss the gypsie from Jersey?
>>241476>>241480im recovering from salmonellai tried to make my own burger like a retard
>>241482what mistakes did you make?
>>241473shut the fuck up tranny
>>241485yeah, but how did you get it?I have made many burger myself and never gotten salmonella
>>241487it was the first burger i tried making myself
>>241488did you cook it all the way through? did you make sure to wash your hands after touching raw meat? did you make sure to not use surfucas that the meat has touched for other non cooked things?
>>241489>did you cook it all the way through?NO
>the timeoops, on a scale of 20 to 0 players how dead is the game tonight?
>>241498I'll be on in a minute then
>>241384there was just another update to the beta, server not on list
>minimum of two playersguess ill cope in the lobby
>>241504So do I have to play the game in the beta build? Just installed this baby but I'm doing school so I'll check it out later
>>241495why the fuck wouldn't you cook minced meat all the way through? You can get meat in their which had contact with the bacteria in the colon.
>>241519hence why i called myself a retard
>>241520well now you know at least, hope it won't deter you from cooking burger or anything else in the future though. If you don't have a good idea, allways cook meats well.
scp: sl is over today, escape together NOW
>>241523I remember when I was like 12 or so and I would make raw burgers and eat them. They weren't cooked all the way so that's probably what saved me from dago-bah swamping my bathroom. That and I would forget to remove the paper underneath the patty
>>241536how raw are we takling?Did nobody teach you how to cook?
>>241539Raw center, no, I was a latchkey kid.
>Mic was muted all the time in ET
escape together is ridiculously based
>>241573people still on?
thanks twocows for server. was very fun. I don't think its as replayable as SL though
>>241576Not in it's current state. I hope to god someone makes an infinite sprint mod. Also, was anyone else having high ping? I restarted my router yesterday and my ping issue was fixed for SL.
very based day
>>241590>he didnt get to escape past the gate on surfaceI would say that I feel bad, but I dont
>>241581no, twocows server gave me about 70 - 100 ping. normally the ET servers give you 400+
>>241603jesus cristo que terrible.:3/
>>241615no spansh plzz :3
Lavate Las Manos
>>241581> hope to god someone makes an infinite sprint mod.there is infinite sprint but it is only in the admin console, which can be opened by pressing "L" and you can get/give infinite sprint.
>>241638I have never met a mexican that washes their hands
>>241660Well you have now.
>>241621Lavate las manos, cabron hijo de puta
>>237199>who is ABIB?is it summer already?
>faggot claims to getting kicked from server by jannies>doesn't post proof when askedthis can only be the work of s*cb
I wouldnt recomend going through the wooden door at entrance, not worth it. Also there is a nazi scp in the game but I don't know how to get to his room
>>241980The skull one? Yeah, it's pretty based
what is the schedule for escape together
>>242048After SL server dies
>>241898i hope he killed himself
>SL server is fucked Escape together time?
black screen on server @twocowsthere was a small 17mb update an hour ago
Tried to connect to escape together server, I keep failing to connect.
steam was just down, maybe restart steam? steam came back up 2 minutes ago and I'm in the server
where my chads at
>instantly disconnected out of nowherewtf
bros I'm in the other tower
>join escape together>disonnect>cant reconnectoh well
when are we playing ET?
servers dead. only one fag are on and no one is playing ET
restart ET server.plzz
>>242182>no one onkys
trannies over at /tv/ banned me. feelsbadman
Sorry cucks but I am busy managing my idols. See ya next week.
https://streamable.com/mkcmd9I miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>>/pol/309487832>>>/pol/309487915>>>/pol/309487997what did they mean by this?
>>242247at least its good taste, dont really care about some obsessed twocuck
>>242246Pit just isn't as funny. People used to joke that Zipon held the server together, but I'd challenge you to find one person who didn't start to find his retardation slightly endearing after all those months.
>>242250>>242246>obsessing over a child>supressing the groomer meme
>>242252>supressing the groomer memeIt hasn't been funny ever since Pit started pushing the fuck out of it.
>>242255Since when has truth stopped being funny? Constantly saying its not funny, to try and forcefully make it unfunny, actually makes it funny.>>242273correct. its just an observation
>>242250>>242252>>242274I was looking at my streami folder when I found that clip, the funniest shit ever. The only time the server laughs with me is when the server laughing at me- Zipon
>>242274>Constantly saying its not funny, to try and forcefully make it unfunny, actually makes it funny.No, it's still become unfunny. You have to give memes time to become cyclical like that, this shit is dead.
Love him or hate him, you can't deny Zipon created some great memes. Meat tenderizer, webeeam, BMT, all these retards... he was a fucking gold mine for lulz. But then like Icarus, he flew too close to the sun and got his ass banned for saying the nigger word. Name one original meme Pit has created, I'll wait.
Name ONE meme you've created, /scp/.For me it's surely.
>>242384I've requested OCs and they have been fulfilled. For example the MTF hand signals guide, Peanut, Larry, Lanky and Doc as Seinfeld cast with the Seinfeld logo styled SCP text, each role chasing after each in Benny Hill fashion and Lucky Luke album cover showing Daltons consulting a doctor changed to D-bois getting cured by Doc.Pic related is another request I made and some anon did it.>Inb4 Lobotomy Corp is not SCP!
>>242246maybe we can somehow unban him
>>242384I've got three of them herehttps://drive.google.com/folderview?id=1DpmDKcyxmhpbeqaxFusAlHQKheXEeV3-
>>242384i should've been more specific and instead said running jokes but whatever
>>242384Ponis and I fuck dogs.
>>242383I still don’t get the obsession over younger players. >>242435Ponis isn’t the Canadian though...
>>242384The only “meme” I hear constantly is “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEED” “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSEED” “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED”
>>242450>I still don’t get the obsession over younger players. If only you knew how bad things are
>>242384Ky-no, though I have a few others under my belt.
>>242425>a couple of mine made it in therefucking based. I only got a single (you) or two on them, glad to see someone downloading my image on their pc.
>>242450>Ponis isn’t the Canadian though...jewish hands typed this
>>242587>>242598Chuck's peanut game is fucking scary
>>242598what happens when everyone kneels? will chuck explode?
>>242384.Web_E_M the brazilian video codec
>>242384elevator nading pubs.Especially as a dboi, setting the grenade at the elevator door as it comes down filled to the brim with mtf.
>>242721Haven't seen him in a while. Is he still alive? Is he alright?
>>242735He got trolled to hard and killed himself to death
>>242384inadvertently, the entire groomer meme; first because of ponies' natural affinity for trannies, then later somehow getting involved myself because of a typo
>>242840>name fagging outside of the discord
>>242840>Floridasnoy is a tranny coomercolor me shocked
dead server? oh nononononnononono /scp/ bros what happened?
>>242914>You aren't playing your game 24/7? haha dead gameYou know, you are free to play with us whenever you want? In case you ever get tired of being an eternally salty bitch.
ughhhhh cantina bro... you okay?
>>242958Yes I changed my name to my osrs IGN. Based obsessed stalker?
>using health pointsYou ONLY need this in turn-based strategy where you need to know exactly how much is left in order to form a strategy. Anyone saying percentages are "cringe" are just coping.
>>243195anyone unironically caring enough to make this post is massively coping
>>242958I thought we were friends ;_;
>>243196>anyone unironically caring enough to make this post is massively coping>t. uses copepoints instead of default percentagesNO TACTICAL ADVANTAGE, WAHTSOEVERCOPE
>>243241t. Coping percentageletImagine thinking just because something is the default it's good, you do realize Hubert knows fuck all about his own game, don't you?
>>243241copei just like knowing when i have exactly one health left, i dont care about advantages
>>243228perhaps. but I must be alone. it is the way.
>>243321>sorry I can't accept your virtual friend request, my code of honor dictates I must be forever alone. I hope this reddit image of a clown with specific characterizations which I deeply connect with convinces you of how I feel about this particular issue.chill the fuck out faggot, its just a friend request you aren't getting married.
>>243321You're not getting away that fucking easily you autist. You thought you could just get away with unfriending me and moving on? Think again, fuckass. You're going to come back to the server and spam based music over your soundboard, and we'll all have a ky-no time.
>>243321So, you think you can just walk away from this family?
>>243362i think that game is fake
>>243332janny post :^)
>>243375If I was a janny id ban you :Djk, but being nonfren is cringe
Unfriend me will you!?!
Alright OC fags, we need an SCP version of this poster stat
>>243475is that joshua?
>>242853Yes my balls are numb and my shaft is devastated. I will COOM rent free in your head.
>>243751>26 hours later>r-r-rent f-freedo better
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH, UGGGHHHH
>>243771Real compy hours
>>243776>>243823YES I'M ANGRYYES I'M SEETHINGYES I FUCKING HATE THIS GAMEYES I KEEP PLAYING IT HOPING FOR FUN ROUNDSYES I HATE HUBERT FOR BEING A LAZY POLAKYES I THINK UNLIMITED SPRINT IS OPYES I THINK THE GUNS ARE FUCKING SHITYES I'M SICK OF THE SAME OLD JOKES AND THE LAZY IRONY PREVAILINGAND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING OTHERWISE
>>242046Which fucking one?
>>243879>unlimited sprint is OPI disagree, if you are a good scp and close your doors then it’s fair. HOWEVER, running around the desks from the scp is a little op(although very entertaining)
>>244019i double disagree, even with all doors closed, a human can run away from every scp except lanky and computer pretty easilywhen running from dog you just need to reclose the door behind you and he will never catch up>muh computer can lock the door on himthere isnt always a computer>muh allies can surround himit shouldnt take the whole team to catch a single human, and not all maps have a way to circle around to the other side anywayit makes a lot of chases unnecessarily long and drawn out and usually only ends because someone got themselves in a dead end on accidentunlimited sprint is op, but the sprint bar is also cancer when playing as a human, i really have no idea which id prefer
>>244225>unlimited sprint is op, but the sprint bar is also cancer when playing as a human, i really have no idea which id prefercertain items such as weapons lowering your movement speed when not equipped would be a fair compromise i think
>>244266>item weightcould be a good way to incorporate some new scp items and adjust existing ones too, but that's asking a lot from Hubert who is already overworked
>>244273>overworkedbullshit and if that's the case just let the community make it through supporting mods
>>244225>baaahh I can’t use my scp abilities properly and have to rely on chasesThey deserve to escape at that point. If you can’t trap people as scp there is no saving you. I’m not saying to camp checkpoint like a certain musician does, but you can see through walls as dog.... it’s not that hard.
>>244276was joking of course, H****t is a lazy faggot
>>244287copeits easy to sneak up on someone as dog, you make no sound while walking and can see them through wallsbut everyone and their mother can hear you kill the first person, and then everyone starts sneaking or running away, which is where the problem is
>>244303>after first kill its impossibleYou mean you can't close doors to find them? Or you don't retreat back to heavy from light to cut them off? Anon at this point I think it's just player intuition, not the game, being at fault. Checkpoint doors are almost impossible to escape from if all the doors and elevators are called. It really isn't that difficult.
>>244314also this is under the assumption that its only 1 scp, and not 2, 3, 4, or 5 scps.
>>244314i didnt say its impossible or even difficultits that it can take a very long time for them to get themselves stuck or at a checkpoint, especially on circular maps, and it just isnt fun to be the dog in that situation
>>244348a faster 939 would make sense
>>244925I think a similar health system to peanut would benefit dogs.Something like as they lose health they become slightly faster (not peanut levels of fast but a small increase) until they reach 50% health, once they go below 50% they become slower but they deal more damage when they get hits and successful kills grant them health, alternatively they can also eat corpses to regain health but doing so prevents doc from reviving them.
>>245081check this out: https://github.com/iopietro/BetterScp939updated 10 days ago so I assume its able to be run on the server
i dont like getting flashed every time i spawn
>last i posted was when someone stalked my profile>someone pretending to be me and posting a dumb clown wojak>someone actually hates me this much>rent freeyeah anyways, to the person who added me on steam please respond on steam
>>245206Aww, look who came crawling back
>>245206I get an error when I added you
>>245292that means he blocked you>>245248based
>>245434and nothing of value was lost
>no streamables in 2 daysdead searverdead game
>>245507>Ponis leaves 20 minutes into colonization every night>still complains there are no streamables
I might not be able to colonize today bros. Some unfortunate errands have popped up that I must begrudgingly deal with. That or I'll only get on for 30-60 minutes instead of the 2-3 hours I usually do.
>>245835Post name so we can shittalk you when you are on
>>245847Impossible, Niggles is already aware that he is no longer welcome on the server
sorry won't play tonight too busy harmonizing
>>2457791 hour in, fuck you. I asked my chess friend if he wanted to play with you faggots since he's actually played Secret Lab before and is based as fuck, but his computer is even more of a toaster than mine is and he can't even run the game.
>5 on at colon timedead as FUCK
>>245920tell him to download more ram
>>245922I forgot today was vga, sorry
>Round ends>game closesthanks hubert
>>245920Why are you friends with poor people?
>>245920>his computer is even more of a toaster than mineimpossible...
>>245507Sorry about that I got permabanned by a janny on /fit/ for posting in a cunny thread. I'll upload more some other timet. Phoneposting on data chad
we got a full crew on today JOIN UP
sorry bros cant play, vga is today,
>>245957just watch the cringe compilation later
>Ponis admits he masturbates to homestuck>immediately quits in shame
>>245962I admitted I read part of it back before it was popular among fat retarded landwhales, I never said anything about jacking off to it.
>>245963>ponis is a hipster landwhale
>>245963>>245962>not jerking off to meet and fuck gameswhy live?
>>245959nvm im retarded
>>245962kek, i knew a girl who did nude photos on her tumblr as a very loose "cosplay" of one of the characters
Dear GOD/GODS and/or anyone else who can HELP ME (e.g. MEMBERS OF SUPER-INTELLIGENT ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS):The next time I wake up, please change my physical form to that of FINN MCMILLAN of SOUTH NEW BRIGHTON at 8 YEARS OLD and keep it that way FOREVER.I am so sick of this chubby Asian man body!Thank you!- CHAUL JHIN KIM (a.k.a. A DESPERATE SOUL).,
>>246047Dear God:Thank you for inventing crack so niggers are slightly less common.-Anon
>>246049dear anon:youre welcome, but if that makes you happy, you should look into ponds too-god
>>246045Dear goyim, the chosen people have heard your cries!You are SEEN!We recognize your suffering under the rule of the oppressive w*hite culture that dominates America.We would like to inform you, on behalf of the super-intelligent chosen civilization, that you are LIT just the way you are!You don't need to hold yourself to colonialist standards anymore!Just be yourself, don't let racists make you feel like you don't belong here!kind blessings, and make sure to light a candle on the upcoming Holocaust remembrance day!-בברכה, the chosen people