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>>231480Boils now needs big goals in order to even score, and auto mode in order to even be on a team with good players.How the mighty have fallen. From stat padding to the tune of over 1 goal a game to begging for rule changes that will help him.
>>232036The quality of the game is descending rapidly, back in the day when we had Carlos, satanfucker, EternalHitler, asdadueufdshk... those were the good times. Guys who knew how to pass the ball. No jellybellies.
>>232053It's definitely not descending. When covid started and /hax/ got going again the level of play was appalling. It's been getting better since then, even the /vm/ newbies haven't made the overall level that much worse.Whether zoomer hax is better than boomer hax I don't know, but I think people overrate old players. I used to hear about El_Cap being this legendary player and then he returns and is just above average in today's game, nothing special.
>>232030>>232036>>232053>>232069>2 postersLmafoing at cron samefagging>>232041real thread here
>>232030Join lads, so messoy has someone to play against
Krubb is trying to have his thread going on, meanwhile this is the only thread that represents /hax/ how it really is. Nice try, Krubb.
/vm/ is to slow for this kind of autism
This thread was made first, it should stay. Of course Krubb is once again sperging out on the other thread. Can't wait until we get kicked out of this board too.
>>232072>waaaah let me make the threads! let me do it! im the thread maker fine then. holy fuck
>>232041>a third of the posts are krubbs
Waah waah. Look here you fucking losers, you make a thread without the proper OP image.You make a thread and aim to focus on everything that isn't hax, just a place to circlejerk.You make a thread not for the purpose of keeping the room alive, but making your hobbies notices and autism in check.You don't care about hax, you care about yourselves. You care about feeling special. Fuck off, get a life and play hax.
lads this is the thread
love haxball but its dead
>>232140thx for the bump
>>232140what's any of that have to do with who made the op?>b-but the cat imageall of the previous threads had hax related ops and look how they turned out
>>>/sp/105967014
>>232157>same post in both threadsbased?
Permaban boils and krubb
join
>>232069To keep it real, the average standard of play in zoomer rooms is quite a bit higher than it used to be in the boomer rooms. We used to have a group of maybe 10-12 players who were very good/elite and then a substantial number of shitters. There weren't a whole lot of "average" players on offer then in general. The boomers still playing hax clearly aren't as good as they used to be (myself foremost) but some of that legend obviously derives from the fact that the very good players used to absolutely dominate the shitters. No one playing now stacks up to prime pig/mullet/yeye.Now, the good players have to contend with other good players, or at the least pretty average players for the most part. There are few abject shitters like there used to be (like Phil Jones, or Jamaal, or Kim Possible) and instead you have fairly capable players who've taken their place instead (like SHM or Agni or Cron or de gay).
krubb mate... you did a bad job today getting the room together...
join again
>>232181bad take imo. the gap between the top 2/3 players today and the zoomer shitters is astronomical. The fact that you listed agni as a capable player makes me think you don't realise just how bad they are because you've gotten worse yourself
>>232189>picking on agni out of all the players he listed
>>232189>the gap between the top 2/3 players today and the zoomer shitters is astronomicalIt's not actually. Contagious/Piguain/Rigged aren't as good as Pig/Mullet/Yeye were in their prime, and the shitters back then were all worse than Wankstain is now. Agni is positively capable in comparison to the absolute WOATs that played back then like Jamaal, Kinkladze, borat etc. There's only a handful of zoomers that bad, but those WOATs comprised a good 50-60% of the haxballer total back then.
>>232181>Agni>Cron>fairly capableNigga are you serious
>>232212you really don't know how bad things used to be lel
http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00021096.hbr2first goal lads... proper inzaghi goal
>>232215Well ok thenBut anyway your older rooms sound more fun than today's
2222 get. read them and weep
>>232210>>232215Ok fair enough, I just watched some bits of the old hax of the month videos and 90% of the 'highlights' are only possible due to defenders running away from the ball. Hard to judge how good the top players were back then when that's what they were up against
>>232192sorry but agni is definitely the worst of those listedSHM > de gay > cron > agni
If you watch the first few thousand replays in nein's site, you'll get a much better taste of what /hax/ was like in the boomer days, as early-COVID /hax/ had many similarities to that. Since then the woats have all improved considerably and the ones that weren't improving have stopped playing. Even the new players get up to speed much quicker because they go up against mostly capable players they can immediately learn from. And if they don't, they get bullied and stop playing.Say what you want about Agni, Cron, etc, they at least know how to position themselves, keep a proper team shape, and pass the ball. In boomer /hax/ you had a bunch of players who couldn't do any of that. Ball chasing, rotating goalkeepers, mashing the ball forward rather than to a teammate, avoiding wall bounces at all costs, etc, were all very common back in the day and are almost absent nowadays. Standard of play has gone up, not down.
>>232184My m13 got everyone together against him. It's the Lelouch scheme
>>232229nice try bud, but the real order is de gay > agni > SHM > cronand im saying this as someone whos won several haxballing awards and certificates
>>232222they definitely were. there were only a few autists back then that would ragequit if their teammates were bad or scored an OG (derp and, of course, neinhold come to mind)it was just playing for fun, the banter was exquisite, no one macro'd besides yeye, extrapolation wasn't a thing etc. overall the personalities were just better>>232231exactly this, put more eloquently than i said it
>>232231>rotating goalkeeperswhat's wrong with this?
>>232238How highly rated were the other boomers that still play back then? Shitters or decent?
>>232241It's much easier to make mistakes and be exposed. ""Pro"" teams don't play with rotating goalkeepers, for instance.
>>232244boils was much higher rated because it was so easy to score against those teams. If our best poachers from today played back then they would have Wilt Chamberlain-like numbers.
ban krubb
>>232244Yeye, as I said, was one of the best players.Sergio was probably the best GK.Krubb was good/very goodBlub was goodAssmilk was above averageRigged was actually an average player up until the last year or so we played when he became a good playerNeinhold was averageMike_Singletary was shitPel was shitHaxblel was shitboils was absolutely atrociousnot sure if i missed anyone>>232250he was legitimately one of the worst players going, mostly by design
>>232260wasnt there some guy called cest that everyone goes on about?
>>232260>Krubb was good/very goodLMAO
>>232260>Sergio was probably the best GK>Krubb was good/very goodtime has clearly not been kind to them
>>232260>remembering everyone this clearlyhowits all a blur to me
>>232261I think the only person who talks about cest is you, boilsfunny that
>>232250>boils was much higher ratedno>If our best poachers from today played back then they would have Wilt Chamberlain-like numbersyes. aabbcc would be a god in those rooms.
>>232268who is this?
>>232237>de gay > agni > SHM > cronthe right order would beSHM=degay>cron>agni
never forget neini :*
>>232318>the low quality onealready told you niki fix your shit before posting
>>232264>Sergio was probably the best GK>time has clearly not been kind to themhes still the best goalie on here tbf
This is the real /hax/ thread btw. Anyone who says otherwise (Krubb) or posts in that other thread is a jerkoff and an asswipe. By Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful, do not post in that other thread.-Cron
>>232450Even while looking only at full time GK's ren and not in choke mode W are better than him
>>232322sigh..fine..
Enjoying your commentating ren
is this the right thread?
HAHAHAHAHA OMG WHY
I'm so confused how people who can't figure out the most basic concept of pay attention to where the ball will go not where it is expect to fucking survive after mom and dad stop funding your shut in ass.
JOIN QUICK AND SAVE OUR 3V£3
Obama you're a faggot
>>232934in english?
>>232939?
>>232724t. renyou suck faggot
lmao @ anyone who tried to tell that hax isn't dead
JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN
>>233019Games die if they are killed. That's the way it's supposed to be
>>233017kek you're blind and im not ren you're juste delusional
come join lads
>>233019the obnoxious autists are ruining it>krubb>nikitas>boils>obama>inzaghi
>big easy on 3v3boils should be perma-banned for this
krubb won't talk anymore pls rig come back we miss you
>>233668>nikitasexcuse me?
bump?
haxball?
>>232140>you care about yourselvesmost people do. you should try it.
test
Guess I'm not rangebanned anymore
JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN >>239953a-abu?
>>239955hi, I also made the Julio Inzaghio post earlier which I want banter credit for. And I just now realise that meant i didn't need to test whether I can post pics or not.
Join, please. Barely any autism currently.
join this too cytu be/r/haxbcytu be/r/haxbcytu be/r/haxbcytu be/r/haxb
Don't join, actually. Room's full of bumbling retards.
>>239949hobo's alternate account? seems to have the same 'tism and crippling inferiority complex with a tinge of projection ain't it
Nikitas might have a sub-80 IQ.
>>240046>might
puligole
most fun players to play with?most unfun?
>>240064el capnixes
>>240064inza and inza
>>240064abuhobo
>>240054niceall abu though, elite pass
>>240064any boomer player + abu, jean any player who won't do any defensive work
>>240175guess you don't find it fun to have ylurself on your team then
>>240064jeanany schitzo
>>240064yeye, riggedhobomessi
When do people usually play?
>>240466normally starts to fill up around 8-9pm GMT (8pm being just over 4 hours from now), but it's not uncommon for it to start a bit earlier. Think there's generally good numbers on until around midnight, but it varies a lot
>>240466At night in Europe. So, we usually start about 5 hours from the time I'm making this post, and the game will usually stay active for about 3 hours.
>>240466 like >>240470 said unless there are some important footy games, in that case room becomes active after the games
>>240175>any boomer player >any player who won't do any defensive workThe boomer players are typically the ones who don't defend. Your Yeys, your Boilses, your Pels. They don't know how to defend.
>>240064In no order: Abu, Salazar, abc, Jean...Boils and Krubb
>>240483yey will begrudgingly defend if he absolutely has to, but desu if you've got yey on your team you should just let him stay in attack anywaypel is just shit
>>240512boils is also (shit)
who is your favourite character? for me it's messoy
>>240540fuck off, messoy
>>232030Differences between Flash Hax and HTML Hax???
>>240557None.
>>240561DUMB LYING BITCH, FUCK OFF
>>240557ball is rounder in html
anyone playing tonight?
JOIN ROOM
lads, krubb joined, room is activeadmin is solidcome
JOINcytu be/r/haxb
4 spots left
>>240634yep this is the post
unironically 1 spot left
>hax is dead
tfw universally agreed big easy automode is the future
>this was a match that happened
>>240685would've been over a lot faster if el cap or boils could actually finish
>>240685pulisic again showing his class
>>240685>loco
>>240687By missing two clean cut chances? If anything, Salazar and especially Abu were clearly better than the rest.
>>240690>they won the game cause we had messoyeven then nearly won twice
>>240685credit to rigged for keeping that going while essentially playing 1v3
>>240703fuck off rigged
>>240696>camps on offense for 17 minutes against cuck>scores zero goalslel
>>240707cuck is a decent goalkeeper tbf - leagues ahead of messoy at least
join>>232030
Can't blame people for leaving when there's more people afk than active
goal of de nite http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00022076.hbr2
>>240731nice finish, but any goal scored against messoy GK doesn't count I'm afraid
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Krudd BTFO
>>240745>there are actually people triggering Kudd without knowing the consequencesb-bros
imagine if haxball had spin if you shot the ball, would be kino ngl
>>240997imagine if it had sprint
Defensive positioning when the opposition has it in the corner.#1: keeper, pressed against the post. #2: defender, battling in the corner#3: attacker, standing in the space, waiting for a counter. These are all good.#4: not marking anyone, not battling in the corner, not finding space to receive a pass, not doing anything for the team. Presumably they're there in case #2 loses the battle and they're so great they can come in and save the day because they also think that the keeper won't kick it if the ball comes to them. This is the woat zone and even good players (but mostly bad) constantly get into this position. They have to be marking the player at the back post. It would be better for reds for the striker to come back and mark back post and give up the counter opportunity because #4 isn't covering the danger. He just needs to sit goalside of the blue at the backpost. Good players when attacking in the corner are not looking to barrel and mash through one, then two, then the goalkeeper, they're just looking to get space to cross it. Marking back post is not only defensively better, but if reds should get the counter attack, they have 2 players stuffed in the lower third of the pitch. If one marks back post they're closer to the upper wall and have more space to break into and receive a pass from the attacker.
>>241048top midwit posttype more
>>241048
>>241052difference is here that inthat in the bottom pic wroz (red's DM) is closest to the ball, whereas in the top blue's AM is in control of it - defences are supposed to be fluid and situationally adaptable, the most important thing to keep constant is the distance between DM and AM
>>241052Jasko is a shitter.
>>241053You went from midwit to full retard in one move, wp
>>241056>defences are supposed to be fluid and situationally adaptable>nitpicks about who's in control of the ball, from a static photo none the lessThose two situations are completely analogous, you're either a beginner or must have never played defense, like ever. Sorry
>>240997www.mamoball.com
>>241052key difference here is that no one in /hax/ is half as good technically or tactically as jasko and wroz. jasko's able to get into position to block the ST's shot as he understands when & where to move and reacts quick enough to shift across the pitch. wouldn't trust 90% of the shitters here to do that, so it's better that they just mark the ST to start with.
cringe
>>241053Awful. Now there's a large gap between 1 and 4 and blue can shoot through there into the far post.
>>241073We all know that's much less likely than simply squaring it for a tap in.
>>241073the GK (1) would only have to move out an inch to kick it away. unless the GK is someone with hobo-tier reflexes, that should never be an issue. The defenders aren't static
>>241078>unless the GK is someone with hobo-tier reflexesYou mean half of /hax/?
>>241063l0l
Here's some more awful defense from yesterday, red scored seconds later. Surely I don't need to explain how retarded blue's stance is here.
don't understand why more people don't just bump and jostle the goalhanger as long as you stay in front of them. just beat them up.
>>241068>key difference here is that no one in /hax/ is half as good technically or tactically as jasko and wrozYes, but the talk was about position, not skill. You improve gamesense by playing. There is nothing wrong with #4 in that first photo per se, therefore it's a stupid discussion. >90% of the shitters hereAnd you are?
>>241089>tfw short name so safe in the knowledge that I'm not the blue player with a massive black barfeels good
>>241090Bumpball should be default hax.
>>241091>Yes, but the talk was about position, not skillyes I suppose that is true>And you are?better than 90% of the shitters here
>>241089Stop posting pictures for fucks sake, at least make an effort to create a webm. This can result in a million of things. The bottom blue player (who I presume is at faul the most for that goal) can make a good defending move here and stop the goal or he could make a complete 0 IQ move and just stand there and watch
>>241098webms just turn this thread into garbage because people can't accept that they play like shit. at least with a picture names can be censored.
>>241098Calling this a 0 IQ move is being generous. This is a couple of seconds later. And yes, he stands there until a goal is scored. Satisfied?
>>241101>hobomessi
Arguments for having someone mark the player on the backpost:- you can prevent the easy back post tap in- you're not so bunched-up so that when you counter you can run into spaceArguments for having a second player stand behind the guy battling in the corner:- the guys in the champions league image did it- the other team might score if they make an incredible shot
>>241100But you can't make a good analysis just based on a pictureLike, what can happen here:1) Red guy makes a totally l337 double kick and serves it to the striker, probaly an easy goal, almost nothing can be done2) They battle it out in the corner, the blue guy quickly moves diagonally right and gets in position, probably the safest decision for him and the blue team, danger is relatively neutralized3) Blue acts similar to 2) but overextends too much towards the corner, the red guy kicks it against the wall and crosses to his striker for a chance4) Blue guy is completely oblivious and stays behind the guy he's supposed to guard I mean either way it's PROBABLY the fault of two blue guys doing fuck all here and guarding no one, more the bottom than the far left one of course, but you can't deduce much from just a picAre any of these players hobomessi or Nikitas btw?
>>241106Of course these are just 4 listed scenarios from the top of my head, anything can happen
>>241048>>241089>>241101enjoying these 'guess the woat' challenges, keep it up
Is there any way to hide player names while watching replays? I know you can hide avatars for sure. Would allow webms without feelings getting hurt.
>>241111just rotoscope it bro
For me, it's Krubbhttp://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00022054.hbr2
>>241111everyone sees it all in game anyway and everyone makes mistakes, so I wouldn't bother hiding names. if people are so thin-skinned that they can't take a bit of constructive criticism and/or banter then why are they here
>>241116All about that hobomessi pressure fuck the haters
Here's another good one, courtesy of red's number 4. Images are seconds apart and it ended with the easy tap in from blue's number 3.
>>241122Is this not more on 1 and 2 for overpursuing. Looks like 1 got dipsy doodled and 2 with post discipline for the ages.
>>241122Nothing too spectacular here, fully defending with 4 players against only two is extreme cringe anyway
>>241124Number 2 was fucked regardless because there's no one else covering the middle. Number 1 may have fucked up but it's impossible to tell without the webm. However, notice how number 4 actually moves forward from the first to the second image. He literally just stops tracking the attacker. He should have been guarding blue's number 3 to make sure a tap in wasn't possible.
>>241130>. However, notice how number 4 actually moves forward from the first to the second image.Maybe he anticipated the counter attack with 1 or 3 taking the ball (can't tell anything this way desu), it's a mistake but nothing unusual
>>241132>>241130>>241124found the replay and 3 is actually the player most at fault here in my opinion, closely followed by 2. I like the idea of the anonymous pics but they really don't work very well in situations like this
>>241143Fuck it, post the replay. I agree the pictures don't work. Anonymous webms would be the way to go, but I'm pretty sure they're not possible.
>>241143Maybe 3 could've claimed the corner so 1 could defend the middle and 4 could stay forward. Either 3 or 4 needed to defend, that's for sure.
>>241089>>241101http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00022073.hbr2>>241122http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00022067.hbr2(first goal)
>>241147http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00022067.hbr2First blue goal. Notice at around 34/35 seconds (in-game time) when loco dips back towards goal but then decides to head back up the pitch for some reason. Krubb stopped moving back because he saw loco was going. Cron and Sal both probably could've done better but you can't really blame them too much for losing a spam battle versus rigged's macro and 200 extrapolation (see 2nd blue goal for a bonus example).Overall it was a bit of a messy goal and not really a spectacular fuck up by any individual player
Bunch of retardsWhen I sober up, I will make a little montage of when I played sober.I have never lost sober. Keep that in mind
>>241163yup, this is why anonymous pictures are better. took just over 6 minutes for someone to sperg out about being in a negative replay.
>>241158Poor Sal.It's a spectacular fuckup by Cron. All he needs to do is stay on his post and mash when the ball comes to him. If he leaves his goal, there's no goalkeeper, and since Krubb and Loco aren't doing anything to help, it's a simple tap in.>>241163When was the last time you were sober?
>>241166I haven't posted since my last tripfag name post. Some of you have serious issues with me.
It is common sense to shit on me, it has been like that for a decade. I judt can't stand the all high and mighty attitude some of you fucking losers display.
>>241168yeah cron could have positioned better or spammed x faster, but there should still be someone covering the guy in the middle. It wasn't solely cron's fault
>>241171>>241173it's not about you, it's about showing some mistakes so people can get better, you fucking spastic. in the other replay it's hobo making a big mistake and you're the only playing correctly and getting fucked.
>>241178Am I supposed to feel insulted now
>good productive discussion about the game, if a bit autistic>usual suspects jump in to ruin itI can't help but laugh at this point.
>>241182>only a bit
>>241179Krubb, you are unironically a relic from the past. That's why no onelikes you, but they still want you.Why haven't you changed after all these years?
>>241182>SUSPECTare you brain damaged? My name was mentioned many many times. I only responded because I don't like your insecure attitude
>>241188>relic from the pastRedpill me on this
Rigged.The next time you talk down to me, I will seriously stay healthy for a week just to discipline you in haxball.Don't forget who made you.
>>241190so were other names. people made it clear multiple times that it was about discussing the game, not shitting on people, even going as far as censoring names in the replays. but because mr. krubb can't be seen making a mistake, he has to derail the entire fucking thread as soon as the names are revealed, even though no one is even insulting him.
>>241197KEK
>>241198Boils, why are you trying to anger your crush
>>241197HAHAHABtw, rigged you cunt y u no talk?
>>241197>Krubb
>>241197I appreciate the confidence, but rigged's macros and triple-digits extrapolation are unbeatable.
>>241211
>>241217forgot to turn macro on
>look into this macro business>suddenly understand how certain people can grab the ball from the wall>suddenly understand how certain people can double kick so easilyNot naming any names, but once you know how they work it's obvious. Literal cheat codes. Wow.
>>241217>using another player as a wallOkay, that's a first.
what i make out of dis analyzing haxball games like its data from nasa... is that i am NEVER in a example of being in a BAD position... what can i say...ALSO WHO IS MAKING THE ANALYZATIONS?
>>241233>person who doesn't play defense is never in a bad defensive positionReally activates the almonds
>>241231I don't think anyone in /hax/ actually uses a macro. Extrapolation yes, macro noIt's really not that hard to lift from the wall or double kick without using either
>>241234BUT I DO PLAY DEFENSIVE
>>241233Don't worry, you're always perfect inzaghi.
>>241235Tight cunt is an obvious user. I'd be very surprised if Piguain wasn't using them considering how consistent his wall grabs are. Rigged could be using them for wall kicks and battles, but it's possible he's just very good at mashing his keys.
>>241241Is this why rigged doesn't type? So he can save all his energy for mashing x as fast as humanly possible?
AWNSER MEWHO DID THE ANALYZATIONS???
>>241048And this is why I tend to defend on the line behind the GK in these situations. You also usually get a good counter out of it if a cross and shot come your way.
>>241217KRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUBB
>>241235Double kicks yes (although if someone was using macros for that it would be very hard to tell), wall lifts with the consistency that some people show... I'm doubtful.
>>241245HELLO?????????
>>241122>the red GKkek
PLEASE MAKE ANALYZATIONS AND STRATEGY
>>241251just tap x a couple of times while moving away from the wall
>>241259red is winning no matter what
WHO MADE THE FKN ANALYZATIONS
>>241260I know how to do it and manage it most times, but still can't fathom being as consistent as some people are. With a macro, yeah, I can easily do it with 100% success rate. You don't even need to time any kind of movement, just press your wall lift hotkey and go.
>>241265I'm sure you can figure it out. Also it's not just one person.
Who's everyone's most improved player of 2021? For me it's cuck. Feel like he gets involved way more and no longer has those games where you can count his number of touches on one hand. Plays it safe most of the time (a good thing for a GK) but is capable of picking out a decent pass. On the rare occasion he's not in goal he's actually looked competent outfield as well from what I've seen
>>241290I couldn't disagree more desuHe still can't play with the ball AT ALL, and doesn't even try to improve that, whenever you pass it back to him he either goes for the safest option possible or fucks it up. Nothing against him but really dude get more involved for fuck sake
>>241277PLEASE TELL MEJUST FKN TELL ME
>>241259Aim for Melfi first. If you miss, you lose, so you have to hit. You have a wall of protection from Abu for the moment so Melfi is the clear choice. The next part is tough because if you try and hit Abu you won't get a clear shot since your balls are so close together. So you need to try and snipe Cock as he's coming around the corner. Alternatively, hope that Abu misses. I'll give you a 7.28% chance of success if you follow all these instructions.
>>241310cock has a clear shot on him within range and even if he misses, the red ball will block the access to his 2 blue balls on the left, it's pretty impossible at that point
>>241259I don't remember this clearly but I think baited out loco's shot and then he was ded, not much you can do there desu
Fuck krubbFuck InzaghiFuck nixes
For me? It's rubbershoes
hi
cytu be/r/haxbcytu be/r/haxbcytu be/r/haxbcytu be/r/haxb
I'm working on a bot that plays hax. Will unleash him on the server in April, I bet he'll hold a 60% win/loss.
1 - 0100% win rate I'd like to formally announce that I will be retiring from the game.
kek
Love the cytube
Rigged couldnt recover from this
also Loco finisher
very bangin tunes played in the cytube, great taste lads (except for the jap shit and even then some of it was good)
>>241499>>241511FOUR, FOUR, FOURSKATE
We've got haxball and cytubeNow where the fuck is snakes
>>241511the jap shit i posted was ironic ssrs
fuck SHMemotional fag
>>241659what happened baby boi
miss benis
miss rat
>>241659basedfuck SHM
>>241659>>241895
I ised to like SHM but he, too, has turned into an unbearable faggot like Jean.
>>241941Which unbearable faggot are you? Boils? Messoy?
hax up niggers
where is everyone
>>242029getting laid.
join the facking room
1 more for 4v4 now
wtf im shit
>>242043>0/19 players hax is dead
/vm/ killed /hax/
ROOMS ALMOST FULLCOME AND SEE
big easy would've saved hax
everyone meeto thursday for aa parrty we can hll play song s on the cy tube chaneb
>why is there no hax on Tuesday eveningyou people are actually retarded, aren't you
boils diddles kids
IS /HAX/ DEAD?!?!?!?
>>242673everyones watching the CL
>>242677Oh. I'm a dirty /vm/ peasant so I didn't know. Is that also why there was no one yesterday?
>>242687yes
>>242687i guess so. the room should be full tomorrow though since nobody cares about the europa league
>Room was active early on the day for hours last time Krubb joined the roomcoincedence?
>>242704stfu esl freak
EVERYONE JOIN ON THURSDAY25th FEB 8pm BSTLETS GET DRUNK AND LISTEN TO TUNES
>>242724not today huh
>>242726We're joining tonight too.
>>242729ok
JOIN
room activecome join lads
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>>242780>>242780>>242780>>242780>>242780>>242780
>>242797Forget it, it's too late in Europe now. We played 4v4 for nearly 2 hours, it was a good night.
hax up ladsjoin
>>242803no sperging at all, eithergood times
>>242825I think the cytube music calms inzaghi.
>>242839praise the lord
>>242690Au contraire my friend
>>242724lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I WILL BE ON
Wow such a crowd.
17 people in, 2 spots left lads
*doesn't pass to the obvious open teammate and fucks up the transition in your path*
souf: grooming women [...] is normalsecret is out ladies and gentlemen
Abu, did your monitor die?
sry haxman lol
lol
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Another great night of /hax/. Nearly full room, good games, good tunes, no sperging in the chat... this is a /hax/ golden age, lads.
>>243472Based
https://vimeo.com/136408475This is the country song I was trying to play WP. Should work on Vimeo.
*goes undefeated in spacebounce and makes it up the river twice to gallipoli*simply elite
>>243472Well will he anscend to cleansed
Not a fan of time limit evaders
