SCP is a free game you can download from steam:https://store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/We play every day at 7pm EST and keep playing for a few hours (and sometimes Euros play around 12-2pm EST).Anyone is welcome to join, including people that have never played the game before. A mic is highly recommended to play this game.To join, choose direct connect and use the ip "twocows.tk"The server itself has no rules and friendly fire is enabledFor updates of The List, please ask in the thread.
>>208954First for unmuting Joshua
reminder>cantina and ponies are both groomers>both are working together to try and get Zipon over state borders>cantina and ponies will try to groom pit>the joking accusations are to deflect from the truthwe are just trying to bring the truth to everyone
>>209008t. the third
6th for petitioning hubert to always automute joshua
>>209011reminder>ponies will always avoid the topic when questioned>cantina will threaten to call the fbi>there is no third party involvedwe are just trying to bring the truth to everyone
>>209017>t. the third's 'apprentice'
>>209027Fuck off, there is no 'third' or 'apprentice' we can't possibly exist. There is no groomer gang. Zipon is perfectly fine, just drop it.
>>209064cantina and ponis post
What form of tism does Ponies have?
server dead you guys can go home now
Won't you come.........................................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efc7njKAfgo
>>209130Inflated sense of selfViews himself as the authority in all discussionsCondescending attitudeObsessed with trannies
SCP bros. What browser do you use? I've been using Firefox and have been looking at Tor and Brave.
>>209230i send a letter to hiro he post it for me
>>209156wow i didnt know brazilians had good taste in music
>>209230Tor isn't that great. Brave is a scam. Just use Microsoft Edge.
>>209239What makes you think I am part of Zipon's ilk?
Larry bro what happened?
TAILS GETS TROLLED
>>209295i wouldn't know because im not a third world nigger
>>209077Cantina post. >>209167Tigerplanet post.>>209230Brave. Do yourself a favor and rake in those free shitcoins. Tor is great, but it's way too slow to do a lot of shit on because of the layering. I'd only recommend using Tor when you want to look up something you don't want your ISP to know about.
>>209297>he doesn't know more than one languageTypical amerimutt
is there anything more cringe than holding a grudge against someone for something that happened in a past life?
>>209311you're a big guy
>>209311It is fine as long as it stays contained to the same round. It only becomes cringe if you carry the grudge over multiple rounds
>>209311enlighten us on this grudge
>>209311more specifically if you were a scientist that kills a d class and he teamkills you next mtf/chaos spawn? then no there's nothing more cringe than that faggotry
Im so sorry belkan im so fucking stupid lol
Tails, I'm sorry about Cosmo bro...
>1 target left>light containment>he doesnt have a card
FUCK YOU JANNIGGER FOR KICKING ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XH5yGK78e0 mhiggles special request
>>209338still looking for the animated version...
Family Guy SCP Edition
i'll wait for tonight weebeems eagerly
someone start making a new pastebin for the 2020-2021 streamables. i want to make a compilation out of them.
>game's audio didn't capturei will never post a weebeem again..
D-Bro, it was suppose to be our time...
>>209397I reinstalled it and it seems to work now so hopefully those ky-no moments will be properly recorded
>>209401>they don't know about the wrong warp skipnewfags man
>>209385Why the fuck do you keep bringing up the playerlist.
>>209436to see if Zipon is on or not
>>209436to see if Pit is on so he can groom him
>>209436if he doesnt then he gets a bit too immersed in the game and gets scared
>>209439he's not cooming back bro, let it go
>>209439I'd never namefag, nice try.>>209436Actual unironic OCD.
>>209397Use nvidia shadowplay
>>209516i literally am
>>209347holy crap lois
>>209008>>209011>>209017>>209027>>209064>>209077i made one joke about ponies being a groomer and [REDACTED] has flipped it so wonderfully that I fear these threads shall never see the end of these rumourssometimes i still lay awake at night, unable to comprehend whether I despise [REDACTED] for this, or merely despise his genius to play the situation around on to me
THE LIST>Angry Joshua>Punished "Nig" Bones / Nigmode / Mr. Bones / HooH>MR HIGGLES>That Awkward Ponis in the Corner>Star Wars Cantina Band>Gagler>Qewsic>Don Golian >Tigerplanet>Ein of Cowboy BebopTargeted Players (protect from the above)>Tails>anyone with the MTF Cadet class
>>210005What do I have to do to be put on the list?
Good thing I haven't made the list yet gamers
>>210009I don't want to teamkill but I want to be on the list, anyway to do that?
>>210011Just KOS the discord tranny janny mod team
>>210009>flashbang chaos standing in elevator door>free headshots to kill 6-8 chaos>get away with it>still not on a listfeels good being a nobody
>>210005faggot hands typed this
>>210009name one time I have rampantly teamkilled
>>210017bullshit post a webyeem
>>210005>Ein of Cowboy Bebopin my defense I tk because of high ping or sheer stupidity. Also, you cadet cucks need to stop throwing you flash-bangs if you don't want daddy to punish you.>>210017>he remembers the events that happened one week agoIs someone obsessed?
>>210020webm of gagler killing joshua before taking his (correct) path in the shadow realm.mp3
>>210018The List goes by "Guilty until proven innocent". You will need every active user of the /vm/ server to vouch your innocence. >>210019Yes.>>210020Failed elevator nades are still attempts at TKing.
>>210022post your name so that I can tk you. Bitch ass nigga>Failed elevator nades are still attempts at TKing.Sounds like someone is seething
do me next (SWCB) what have I done? i'm an innocent Christian man and I never cause harm to anyone
>>210023My name is any of the following>Angry Joshua>Punished "Nig" Bones / Nigmode / Mr. Bones / HooH>MR HIGGLES>That Awkward Ponis in the Corner>Star Wars Cantina Band>Gagler>Qewsic>Don Golian>Tigerplanet>Ein of Cowboy Bebop
>>210033fuck off niggeralso>just realized there's a rejoin button >have been typing in the ip every single time
>spawn as scientist falling through floor for 30 seconds before instantly killedBASED HUBERT CODING, NEW GLITCHES AND BUGS BECOME KNOWN WEEKS AFTER THE PATCH
>>210009>>210005lol how am I not on the list considering my recent behaviour?
>>210005forogt the underscoree fucking plebv
>imagen holding a grunge over a flash on the elevator
>>210047>throw flash into elevator>everyone waits for you to come up so they can execute youbased
>die within a minute every single gameand i think i'm done for a while. bye lads
>>210005It's MR NIGGLES you stupid fuck.
>>210052lmao get bodied
>>210047HAHAHHAA JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES NIGGA
>>210049fuck you chaser i know you did this you are on the list
>>210063why yes that was me that came up with the idea to execute you and the one that posted thathow could you tell?
>>210068yes i know you too well you are KOS
imagine coping and sneeding
@TWOCOWS SHUT IT DOWN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>210075why did you post a webbyem of yourself? thats kinda cringe
>>210077why do you post basedjacks? are you perhaps an incel? or are you one of those weird groomers i keep hearing about?
>decide to finally play computer>my temmates sucknever again
>>210099lol DRAGler is going full cope
>try to escape>hubert's based coding makes entrance zone not have any physical barriers>stuck floating at entrance zone checkpoint
>>210115Did the game get another update or something? I have heard numerous complaints about bugs today
We did it SCPbros, we got da Papa John's
>>210114I redeemed myself.
>>210129SCPchads always get that Papa John's.Anyone who says otherwise is a Male To Female autist.
>>210134Male to "female." They'll never be a real woman
My fucking eyes hurt fuck you faggots I got flashed so many fucking times and once three times in a row. Fuck flash bangs the most obnoxious thing in the game
make all classes spawn with a flash
>>210134Costco pizza is best pizza. Papa Johns is second place.Had the biggest crushes on the two blondes at 0:11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ft5gvYsaE&list=PLRqPHn9xBuxOFli_h8x-MRI5xClNBCAoO&index=107
>>210155dogshit taste, I don't just mean the food
>>210162well thats not very nice
>>210155Costco pizza aint that great. 7-Eleven pizza is better and cheaper. Costco hotdogs and churros are godtier though.
>>210162>He doesn't like blondeslow t faggot detected.>>210178Don't have 7-eleven here. The churros and hotdogs are god tier tho
Good games lads, sorry for spectator view being so shit, I blame (((hubert))).https://streamable.com/wup407https://streamable.com/6kh4b3https://streamable.com/gpswo6This one was requested by Gagler but I used my shitty editing skills to remove 100 years of nigger oppression to keep it as short as possiblehttps://streamable.com/i0i7yp
>>210184Why does your game look like shit?
https://streamable.com/wup407basedimagine being larry
>>210184>https://streamable.com/wup407>"let me open 914 for you">flies through the door
>>210184>https://streamable.com/i0i7yp"He's gonna go the way of the 41%" -Mr.NHIGGLESkek and basedpilled
>>210184>https://streamable.com/i0i7yp>40 minutes of shooting a minority latermy sides
okay dont ask where i got this info from, but i heard that twocows may have found a way to host scp classic
cool guys list:twocows, carvz, mr bones, housderloop, ionwesker, kathaphraktoi, kurosawa, general syd, adamantium, bane, monika, duke nukem, ziphon, notey, shark shark, red, floridaboi, whalespy, gagler, pluige, seto, vrn laserman, speed on vhs, nep nep the compy, nep nep not the compy, 420blazenoob, spectre, green shadow, high poon, charls, felipe, that one dude who posted his id card to thread to prove he wasnt underage, microsoft word, dark tango, lingie the ff off furry server host, arktrooper, merapsco, carmine, bag of raisins, bepis, cd0m, alfa wolfx, cheesetoast, cyberkinght, dooby, jullikas, last soviet, record hd, ponis, world peace, taco, superzak, xray doc
>>210380>most of them don't play anymorewhat's the fucking point
>>210396They are still cool. And it's not like we play the game anymore ourselves either. American colonization times set in OP was mistake.
I blame anons who stopped colonizing. In 2018 you just had to post "COLONIZE" to the thread and you had games going in 10 minutes. Nowadays, not so much. People are scared of connecting unless they think there's already 20 people on. Anons lost their balls.
>>210397then colonize early you know there is nothing stopping you right
>>210401We tried that late 2019 and 2020 but suddenly people thought they needed to wait for arbitary time set in op
>>210397issue was that we stagnated again because summer ended, meaning all the kids left because they couldn't play too late at night. euros also lost interest again because hubert barely added anything new. >>210380it's nigmode, not mr bones.
>>210421But I wanted to play ;_;
>>210421>hubert barely added anything new.I think that was and still is the issue overall 2beefrank.With 200+ hours back during the /v/ thread days, I've pretty much seen every alliance, betrayal, strategy and 'tism possible. There wasn't enough to keep me interested and so I ditched it. Sure Hubert added some things over the years but it still feels the exact same as 3 years ago.
quick question is the mtf a bunch of trannies
>>210620with you playing, yes
>>210898mass replying faggot
if evens i play scp tonightif odds i keep playing iceborne
>>210898what is you on my brother?
>>210919obsessed and rent free post
>no floridaboitruly a blessed day
>Doc OBSESSED and COPING that I made MTF spawn
>>210956>sEEthing over not trapping doc in 914>cope posting
>donte killing because he got grenaded as mtf
>>210977You get what you fucking deserve!
>be dog>nuke about to go off>in elavaton in gate A>get teleported back>dieHUUUUUUUUUUBERT
why is tigerplanet such a nigger?
qringewic quit delaying
this is based
>kniggles joins>instantly janny abuses
>>211008shut up ponies you groom children
ez scp round fellas
>>211012based and ez round
>>211013Wasn't me, but still based.And Cantina is the real groomer.
Covid19 is the BIGGEST threat to mankind in the past 100 years
>>211032stop ponies we know the bouth of you were grooming zipon and now are grooming pit
Most autistic player on right now?
>>211035>he doesnt groom his pitUHHH OHHH STINKYYY
>>211038don't change the subject pedo
>Still mutedFIX THIS
You will never be a real lieutenant. You have no assault rifle, you have no grenades, you have no 120 HP. You are a shitty cadet twisted by seething and coping into a crude mockery of a rising up.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your commanders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mall cops” laugh at your ghoulish class behind closed doors.MTF are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of elevator grenading have allowed MTF to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even "CHADets" who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an MTF. Your loadout structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk commander to Gate B with you, he’ll turn tail and teamkill the second he gets a whiff of your bloody, empty P90.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single MTF spawn and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll spawn as a cadet, go to gate B, enter the elevator first, and plunge into the fiery blast. Your commander will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll loot you with a death message marked with your class name, and every passerby for the rest of the round will know a cadet is dead there. Your body will linger and go back to spectating, and all that will remain of your legacy is a grenaded MTF that is unmistakably a cadet.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
WHERE'S THE /V/ THREAD?
>>211047MTF are trannies
gotta say, the new chaser scp is pretty based
>>21104705 council lost
JANNY ABUSE JANNY ABUSE JANNY ABUSE
>>211073lol cd0m get fucked
Janny will never be a real woman.
>>211075yes, chaser will never be a woman. he will never pass.
>muted angery joshuabased
the virgin elevator grenade vs The Chadet Flashbanggangbang
>>211082nice cope tranny
>>211082YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
>>211082YOU WILL NEVER BE A LIEUTENANT
>>211102>he trusted poniesbig mistake my dude
>>211102ON THE LIST!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ryzen 2700 and RTX 2060>game still has choppy fpsFix this piece of crap hubert
delectable game today gentshttps://streamable.com/pstk9ghttps://streamable.com/j36msbhttps://streamable.com/910tq4https://streamable.com/wu1bahhttps://streamable.com/rov8joand my personal favoritehttps://streamable.com/0wno7k
>>211155>https://streamable.com/0wno7kcringe for targeting a new player
>>211154cringe chaser webms>>211155BASED ANON STREAMABLES
>>211161what? do you even know what samefag is? newfags need to be roped.
>>211155>https://streamable.com/wu1bah>That epsilon scopeOH, NO CHASER BRO WHAT HAPPENED??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>211155>https://streamable.com/0wno7kcringe and tranny pilled
>>211155cringe and yikes
>>211159based for targeting a guy with loli in his name
>>211193T-t-t-tails is coming back tomorrow?
>>211419why yes, that was me, how could you tell?
>>211427your posting style is quite peculiar chaser
>>211434peculiar? i think you mean based
>>211436and by based you mean locked
>>211155kos chuckster he was the nigger all along
stop using this site as a discord chat you fucking retards don't you already have one
>>211630ok first off sweetie is a steam group and second who do you think you are to tell us what to do
>>211633like thats any better
>>211630kill yourself immediately. you dont know jack shit. you come to this thread specifically when there are multiple other thread literally shilling discords and tranny shit from /bant/. leave and never come back.
>>211668you're literally in a 4chan steam group that consist of nothing but 14 year olds who think repeating nigger over and over again with no setup is funny
>>211675compy, you need to fuck off. you can spout the same lies over and over again but no one believers you. if youre so mad and upset then never come back.
>>211678actual schizo what are you talking about
>>211680the only schizo here is you
>>211681I stated nothing but facts. you are the mentally deranged one thinking I'm somebody that I'm not
>>211684nice way to out yourself as someone who doesn't play, schizo. you can go back to /lgbt/ now.
>>211689rent free schizo
>florida probably won't be around tonightsweet
>>211675>who think repeating nigger over and over again with no setup is funnyIt is, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>211700the more you say it the funnier it gets
I like Costco pizza. I love putting cheese and chili pepper flakes on top of the pepperoni pizza from Costco Whole sale
>>211700you're laughing.. an african american got killed by a cop and you're laughing..
>>211726I was the cop that killed him.t. Nine-tailed Fox Commander
>>211726you will never be a real Lt.
>>211711Based Ein from Cowboy Beboob
>>211711>not 7-Eleven pizza
>there have only been 211753 posts on /vm/what the fuck? when was this board made again?
>>211752August last year
if evens tonight i play scpif odds, more iceborne
>in 914>gagler unlwafully enters the machine with me>take his hat as penance >he shoots me like a common thief>spectate him>a minute later he looks at my body and says "What happened?"Uhhhhh gaglerbros?? Are we schizos??
>find d-boy in heavy>all of the sudden start getting hurt>die>apparently it was a d-boy behind me>he shot me but the gun was making 0 noise so I didn't know what was happening until it was too latebravo hubert
>>211827it had a suppressor you brainlet
>>211836bullshit cause even guns with suppressors still make noise, it had literally 0 sound
>>211838lol imagine being deaf
>>211751>he doesn't have a Costco membershipOhno. oh no no no no no nolmaooooooo
>>211879Fuck off. I have one and I can prove it.
The Capo: PonisThe Lieutenant: CantinaThe Third man: NigglesThe Body: ZiponThe Target: Pit
Deleted comments from the 3rd groomer revealed
>>211885lol see >>211889 we got the real third
>>211892>new evidence just happens to come to light the one night he isn't onWe aren't falling for your fake news Niggles. We know what you did to VanessaWe know what you did to ZiponWe know what you intend to do to PitYou won't win.
>>211892t. Mr. (The Third) Niggles
>>211889>>211892>gets named as third man>immediately tries to push blame to someone elsewhat did niggles mean by this?
>>211910>>211907>>211905>>211892>>211889>>211885You niggers decide https://poal.me/gi880g
>Niggles is janny abusing again
NGL this mute bug is killing my interest
Fuck I didn't record the soda round, but to summarize>on 5 sodas with 2 left in inventory as Dchad>mhiggles (chaostranny) camping exit room kills me on my way through
>>211959cope and seethe d-nigger
>is literally third on the listlike pottery
>>211889I'm cleaning the house because my grandma is coming over to see my mom as she just had a baby last Monday. Cope seethe and dilate trannygroomers.Also, is the server still colonized?
>>211880prove it cuck sucker
>>211951someone seems obsessed
>>21197930 minute+ rounds drive the zoomers and sleepy euros away
>>211974You asked for it.
>>211981>he's not the vice presidentnice try kid
>>211982yeah but he's an executive you fucking moran
Good streams tonight lads, making clips has improved my editing.https://streamable.com/w5s06whttps://streamable.com/zi0hxnhttps://streamable.com/w8edtl
>>211987>>211981New card, what do you think?
>>211988>https://streamable.com/w8edtl>fast forward instead of just skippingCring
>>211988>https://streamable.com/w5s06wonly good one. All others are shit
>>211992I thought about that but I feel like the fast forward shows how short between no-gun and the shooting happens, it was a super short round
>>211988>silencer silences shots>muh jannyrent free
>>211996Not at that range it does
>>212081>https://streamable.com/w9dm0r>abused it too many timesi only abused it to frame you for abusing janny powers though
>not knowing the difference between a suppressor and a silencercringe
>>212191The difference is that the first one is something that exists, and the second one is something that only exists in fantasy.
>>212192what, you believe the scp foundation is real?
>>212197>implying you would know
>>212197>he doesn't knowyou really think blaming the jews isn't a psyop?
waitaminute what are you saying, it's all true? HELP ME NIGGERMAN
>>212210>spawns under your bed
>middle of the night>this plays out of nowherehow scared would you be?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH2FhZZscrQ&t=5s
>>212218>basic, simple beat>middle of the nightYep, it's a nigger.
>>212218If only this game was scary and not some piece of shit drag and drop unity bloatware
>>212224HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT IM KILLING MYSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>212225>he looked at itRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>212224I do like how Unity decided to be about the exploration and shit and not really about horror, where the encounters of larry and peanut are more menacing and dramatic instead of attempting to be scary
>>212228> where the encounters of larry and peanut are more menacing and dramatic instead of attempting to be scaryThe game doesn't even encourage exploration, that's why hubert has to randomize the map every time.Hubert should get rid of the 914 grind that starts every round and make high level keycards objectives. However none of that is possible because the map is out of proportion and is simply too tiny to have any fun in.
>>212236fix your shitty game h*bert
>>212238FUCK YOU NIGGER I ALREADY PLAYED THAT AWESOME GAME BUT IM TALKING ABOUT SL YOU NIGGERLICIOUS GORILLA NIGGER
>>212241>derails the conversation>only knows 1 wordYOU ARE A NIGGER .
>>212243don't you have a child to groom, groomer?
>>208954Is the server dead?
>>212251no 33/40 join now
>>21225233/40 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>212252I tried using the ip from OP but got error: "You have been kicked by a server modification.Reason: The specified host is not available. This is a server modification, not a game feature. Contact on server administrator for more information"
>>209240>brave is a scam>but microsoft edge is ok!is it hard bring a fucking retard?
>>211995Instead of just skipping, you could insert a transition between necessary parts, ie>First part>transition>you pick up a gun>transition>you gun down the nerds
are euros colonizing today?
is anyone overweight/obese in this server?
>>212568kniggles, twocows, and cantina
>>212575twocows is confirmed obese. the other two are not .
>>212579i would a peanut
>>212589for their behavior i wouldn't doubt it
>>212684sounds like you are projecting
>>212703chaser the giant hippo post
>>212713wrong and obsessed
>>212714i thought we were namedropping the groomers
>>212715oh i see also ponies post
I ein formerly confess to the act of grooming. Unkempt hygiene is a breeding ground for lice. As such I have taken up the burden of grooming those who need to be groomed as to not infest the rest of the population
>>212724what did joshua mean by this?
>>212729>gagler>mark>maxi will wait for the groomers to join
>>212736as in like, the CATALINA FUCKIN WINE MIXER?
infinite sprint really do make a scp nigga schlump
>>212750someone's coping. Maybe even sneeding.
>>212758open the console and check if if says your tokens are authorized
>jumping to 500 ping and teleporting rapidly between armory and the hallway beside it for 30 seconds>see a dog who kills me from the other end of a roomfun 2 rounds, hope you guys enjoy
>go take a piss>spawn as chaos>get tk
chuckster hiding in entrance
How many we got tonight?
>>212809zero come back tommorow
>>212810join and find out faggot
>>212875>my posture while gaming
imagine playing this shitty game couldn't be meyou chuds need to get a new game
Why was the candy bowl taken away after Halloween? Why can't a lore-friendly SCP exist outside of Halloween?Why were sci-fi guns replaced with modern guns, and then the modern LCZ replaced with a sci-fi LCZ?Why are entrance and heavy ripped from containment breach, yet half the rooms removed, leaving the game to play like desert bus with guns?Why do the guards not have helmets, despite helmets being cool? Why do we barely have a hand full of safe SCP objects after 0.3 decades?Why do 300 people still give this polish teenager money?
>>212977Why do you type like a redditor?
>>212987who is this faggot defending hubert constantly. you one of his patrons?
I miss Whalespy bros
>>212977>Why were sci-fi guns replaced with modern guns, and then the modern LCZ replaced with a sci-fi LCZ?i believe because huebert used free assets, or used assets freely.also i went onto a rando server last night and impressed the server with 7 colas
>remembered the pure SOUL that was coinsholy shit and apparently last halloween, Hubert went through the trouble of changing the text and shit for it even though coins are only obtainable by adminshit now.
>>212998no one is defending hubertyou type like a redditor and you are not welcomed
>>213576>still no one on the serveruhhhh scpbros??
>>213580sorry too busy trying to put my music degree to use
>escape as scientist>MTF helicopter lands>throw grenade at it>kill one of them>shoot two more>almost kill the last one but die tryingSo close. Maybe next time :^)
sorry joshua, 30+ second delay between clicking a testa and it actually activating/giving xp etc.
>>213614>ponis seething and coping
dead thread and dead game. Admit it es see pee bros, your game is dead and will never reach the popularity of 2018.
>>213713another lame night
>>213713>15 frames per ponis strikes again
>>213713boring and unfunny
>>208954I added this to my library and tried to play on my old craptop. Obviously didn't work and now that I have a gaming pc I might give it another try
>>213718>>213724t. Pit the zoomer
>>213726I used to be able to play it on a laptop that was like ten years old, though to be fair it was top of the line when it was made. Barely fucking ran, but it ran.
>>213728rent free, groomer
>>213748You're obsessed with me, Pit. You won't stop talking about how I'm apparently grooming you, but we're not even friends on Steam. Every time you see me (and even when I'm not around) you won't stop talking about me. You fucking wish I was grooming you, but unfortunately for you I'm not a faggot and I don't fuck underageb&.
>>213761imagine having pit rent free in your head. you really are a groomer.
>>213762t. PitI can tell by your response time that you were eagerly watching the thread for my reply.
>>213766Your typing style gives you away. I suggest you change it.
>>213764im not pit, groomer-sama but at least we know youre a schizo as well
>>213770mindbroken, im gagler
>>213778Lmao Gagler moment
>>213778Nice try stinky pits.
>>213770mother of obsessed >>213766 was not me and you still kept going. >>213778big if true
>>213778Nice photoshop, but using my skills I was able to recreate the original image here
>>213790Pics or it isn't true nigger. Post your (You)s.
>>213792For future reference steam capitalizes your entire name there, otherwise very good replication.
>>213795I didn't intend to make it so well actually, I made it so quick and lazily that I had hoped it would look shittier
>>213793anyone can just inspect element that are you braindead on top of being a schizo groomer?
>>213828Well no fucking shit, but I figured you'd have the common courtesy not to do that.
I think you are arguing with yourself.
what the FUCK
>>213836>he didn't deny being a schizo groomercheckmate
>>213863Schizo? Maybe. Groomer? Also maybe. Schizo groomer? Never.t. Ponies
>>208954never played this before is it worth getting into
>>213886Yeah, the gameplay loop is fresh enough to where it takes a good while to get stale if you have a group of fun people to plsy with. I would not recommend playing pubs though, stick to the /vm/ server alone.
average pub fan>STOP KILLING D CLASS IN LIGHT>BRO DONT KILL CUFFED>STOP BEING MEAN TO PLAYERS>*teleports you to tower* ok uhm WHY did you nade the elevator?the average /scp/ enjoyer>kill everyone>nigger>*spams pizzas in tower, crashing the server*
how can killing cuffed dclass be so based and so cringe at the same time
>>214061Depends on who it is. Everything fun about this game is situational.
god i miss zipon pit is not nearly as fun
>>214159>nearly as funthe pedo ring is real
>>214159Zipon>constantly teaming when playing as SCP>Never kills anyone unless he is grudging>rarely shoots back when mtf/chaos>By the time he is shooting it is normally too late>irritating tendancy to tell you shit about the game that is common knowledge>will call you an idiot when he inevitably gets you all killed after repeatedly telling him not to open the armoury because there is an SCP trapped inside>Has an uncomfortable admiration for Ponis and will always take his side regardless of circumstance (inc teaming when on different roles)Pit>Can actually play the game>is a bit of a gobshiteIf you are unironically defending Zipon, then I have zero doubts that you are trying to fuck him.
>>214174pit also is funny when acting like a jew
>>214182t. Pit >>214191Also this.
>>214174You're forgetting that Zipon actually has a personality. He might've constantly said and done stupid shit in-game, but you could actually discuss shit with him like a normal human if you talked to him before he was inevitably obliterated by someone on his team. If you tried to have a discussion about the best way to kill a crowd full of people or the original Doom games with Pit, I have no fucking doubt he would just spam his stupid soundboard or say shalom. Zipon usually wasn't a lot of fun to have around, but at least he made a fucking effort.
>>214199this desu Pit is just a zoomer that repeats whatever he thinks is funny
>>214199Don't forget that Zipon was also the anti-coomer.https://streamable.com/nrag0x
>>214203He may be black but he is still my favorite groom victim>>214205Also this.
>>214216>he is still my favorite groom victimCantinapost.
>>214159>>214199>>214213>>214216are these the groomers i've been hearing about? is it cantina ponies and chaser right
>>214231>t. the third
>>214243musically inclined post
>>214243>implying ponis isnt the firstgroomer post
>>214241the third? you mean the third groomer right? who that chaser?gagler?
>>214249most likely kniggles
i miss you guys
>>214249its actually ein but chaser and gagler arent far behind
>>214159Add niggles chuckster and greenshadow to the listand don't forget me
When will ponis run out of seethium?
>>214483when chaser does (never)
>>2144834 years at the very least
>>214504>he dosen't knownew fagg spotted
>>214516sorry i only stated playing when the /vm/ threads started popping up
>>214483No. I am the server's leading provider, so it is important that my stocks are always sufficient.>>214522I'll give you a hint, his current name starts with an NH.
>>214321Don't forget NIGMODE
>>214284funny, I too would place GAGler as THIRD.
>this server is bad and cringe>immediately jobs to zombiesabsolute state of tiberius
Okay guys, I'm pretty sure the third is Passwurd
>>2145791: Ponis2: Cantina3: Passwurd
Alright, here's the intel.>Passwurd is turning off the nuke, is a zombie.>Chuckster must be killed
>>214589The ntf told doc to kill himself. Don't be rude next time
>game crashes to desktopseems like hubert wants me done for the night, good games lads
i have 1.12 tb of recorded scp games
>>2146697zip and torrent them
>>214669115GB in 459 rounds unless your recording in super ultra HD to make the files larger, I kneel
>>214674t. 480p15 ponis
>go eat din din>come back>server is decolonizedfuck you guys too. I didn't even want to play today anyways
>>2146743440x1440 @ 60fpstonight was 37gb more to the pile
>>214677I bet ponis has way more than me considering his grand fuckup as larry inspired me to start recording these games in the first placet. That Guy From Work
>>214682>only been here for 42 daysstep it up
>>214685only recorded for 42 days
>>214686>only recorded for 42 daysstep it up
>>214685Only 42 days since I started recording, add 1 extra month before that. and about 5 months for the old /vg/ server
>>214686sounds like a cope, seethe, and dilation to me, bro
>>214678I did the exact same thing and nobody was there :(
is anyone on
>>208954No faggot i dont think i will
remember when the big joke was that ponies fucked trannies?god, simpler times.
>>215236groomer hands typed this post
>>215241Yeah, Cantina's. I only now checked the thread and have had classes pretty much since I woke up.
>>215293>schoolfag>not a NEETngmi faggot
We gaming tonite?
>>215295he is already way ahead of you faggotyou will never have sex incel
>>215406>t. zipon and/or pit
>>215408obese, groomer hands typed this
>>215410>obesethat hurts more than groomer, goes right through the bad cholesterol to my heart, pal.
>>215406you sure showed him.
>Florida nigger continues to invite faggots and undesirables to the steam group
>>215437kos Florida fag
based and red pilled scp round fellas
Tigerplanet>Obsessed>Will hunt down any player who TKs him, no matter how long ago>Keeps a mental record of the exact amount of times every player has TK'd him>kills d-class as Chaos to end the round quicker>groomerKuro>TKs indiscriminately>Never know when it happens, could be right at spawn or 15 minutes into the game>Has lost count of how many players are obsessed with him>has never shot a D-Class as Chaos>not a groomer
>>215459t. chaser the whiny schizo
faggots all of you
>>215463no i didnt make that post
>>215480We know, this is a ponis post because he shifts the groomer role onto Tigerplanet
Requesting Don Golian to say "Alyx ya dumb broad, tell yer father to watch out"
>>215498t. NHIGGLES.Wasn't my post, cease your obsession.
>>215510Why are you obsessed with me?
I did groom zipon
>chaser is admin abusing as 106 again
>>215540>>215547basado y rojopastillado
>>215557lol samefagging hard, chaser
>>215559very strange, since i hadnt posted my single streamable from tonight and none of the posts were minewhy is everyone obsessed?https://streamable.com/agkp1h
>>215547sciencels only won because I teamkilled 3 Chaos. Sad!
>>215564Niggles ruining the fucking game as per usual, who would've thought.
>>215564niggles seems OBSESSED with chaser. what could this mean????what secrets is he hiding?
>>215612it seems nhiggles IS the secret janny and trying to fool us
>>215581it's a new scp that teleports you to a random place don't worry about it
>>215840>chaser is 106>always one shots everyone>chaser is 096>always manages to find people who didnt look at himHmm i wonder who the secret janny really is.
>>215840>chaser janny abuse>looks at 096>hear the sound when you agro 096>096 kills youjanny abuse?
>>215981>briefly glance at 096's leg>he enrages 10 seconds later
>>215985>he thinks there's logic to h*berts codewho would have guessed the game's assalso:>people actually shill for hubert in this thread I couldn't imagine being a patron and coping this hard for hubert
>>215992Based. FUCK HUBERT.
anyone else looking forward to this?https://store.steampowered.com/app/872670/SCP_Pandemic_Early_Access/
>>216001Looks cool but its just another zombie game. nothing too interesting
>>216007how is it just another zombie game?
>>216013>After discovering a foreign entity in the human psyche responsible for pain and negative traits of humanity, the SCP Foundation scrambles to discover its nefarious purpose. The 05 Council are dismayed at the discovery, undergoing belief that they must exterminate all of humanity with emotionless omnicide to prevent a horrifying scenario humanity will face in the future.The 05 Council sends out instructions to high-ranking staff within the SCP Foundation, which are met by radical reactions, including suicide and mass resignations. A cure is made for all remaining staff, which removes all pain and induces mass apathy, ceasing the suicides and resignations completely.its just zombies, but with tarkov sounds
>>215985This is just how 096 works now because he is bullshit and not fun and I hate him. Fuck you H*bert.
>>216041I don't blame you for hating 096. 096 takes a lot of skill to have fun with. :)An infinite rage until the person who looked at him dies would make it better imo. Also, I hope they add monitors that make it easier to accidentally look at him so there are more opportunities to have fun.
>>216001Sounds gay, the community arena shooter is where it is athttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1460830/6_Seasons_and_a_Game/
go to /vg/ you faggots
I heard there was a discord connected, anybody got a link?
>>216083>sent to the darkest timelinetop kek
Uhhhh bros pit just sent me this pic?? What did he mean by this??
>>216368Ponis grooming pit
>>216377ponis was a negro this whole time. Who would have thought!!!!!!!!
What did they mean by this?
>>216368>[File Deleted]So the secret server janny is also the secret /vm/ janny huh
>>216445>So the secret server janny is also the secret /vm/ janny huhchaser why did you delete the file explain yourself
/scp/ approved anime
To Kurosawa,The Piss One https://ehentai.org/g/1467511/65aeb5895c/The Kanbaru Futa onehttps://e-hentai.org/g/1595396/d719b528e9/ex was down so have fun with e-passwurd
>>216503>no FLCL>no Samurai Champloo>no Cowboy Bebop>no Space Dandy>no Parasyte the Maxim>no HunterxHunter
>>216368File deletedhmmmmmmm what was here goyim?
>>216513>>216503>no King of the Hillkill yourself you fucking retard I hope you get blacked on christmas eve
>>216513>no FLCLProto-Trigger hackery>no Samurai ChamplooSkipped it the season it came out>no Cowboy BebopNot as good as the other 16>no Space Dandy>no ParasyteSee above>no HunterxHunterIt's there.
>>216517>no King of the Hillsee >>216516
>>216517>>216503Kuro and or Pit post
>>216517>>216513>>216503is Uzumaki any good? I heard they're making a cartoon of the manga
>>216521Uzumaki is good, you can get the whole manga omnibus for like $20.
>>216522thanks a bunch. I'm looking forward to the animehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWF6UBz9Amc
>>216503>no snkcringe and gay
>>216528Arin is a whiny little bitch
>>216528>imagine getting filtered out of good taste with SNK
>>216554>imagine disliking one of the few trannieless animesdilate
>>216584basedbut do you really have to check the player list that often
Fuck all of these niggers saying they miss Zipon, I miss Tails. Where'd that little faggot go?
>>216642He got trolled
>>216503I just like Initial D.
>>216503>animemaximum cringe, post name so i can kos
>>216654notedcatch you in light, Corpser
>>216599>https://streamable.com/lgx09sThose reflexes are slowing down, ponis. Boomer
>>216503I forgive you only because you have Baka Test in the list
>>216513Holy mother of shit taste
>>216503Have you watched Youjo Senki? Other that some questionable art direction on characters I think it's great.
>>216592well ponies still hoping zipon will come back so he checks the player list often
>>216599twocows said NIGMODE gifted the game to him. really makes you think.
>>216710>t.pit or nhiggles
>>216503>evangelionnice>no serial experiements lain>no jojo>no Stein;s Gateyikes
>>216642>NOOO WHERE DID ALL THE FURRY PORN GOOOOOOO!!
>>217380Join up and find out.
/scp/ IRL meetup pics
>>217396From left to right: Joshua, Twocows, Seto, and Niggles
>ponis: "oh shit they threw a grenade">my dumb ass walks right into itFUCK ME
>>217396chuckster, ponis, niggles, twocows>>217399sorry to disappoint, but joshua isn't allowed at the scp meetup. only americhads allowed.
>>217415eurochads > americlaps
>>217422>eurochadsyeah, no thanks bro
>>217427>Some guy who never playsNiggles, stop trying to shift the groomer blame. We know you're the first, second, and third.
>>217427Fuck off Florida last time I ever confide in you
fuck you niggers i didn't mean to
>>217435mean to what?
>>217436accidentally hit lmb instead of rmb while a fellow guard was right in front of me
>>217437its okay i will forgive you but dont do it again
https://youtu.be/Tu6KfMiyNAcSomebody add this to their Sneedboard.
>>217447you want this to be played over the intercom or spammed?
>>217453sorry i'll pass on it. i dont think its worth being spammed.
>be d boi>get grabbed by 106 with full hp>instantly killed>chaser is 106everytime
Ponis admits that his name is Notian
ponies real name is ian don't let him fool you
>>217463did anyone save his license?
That awkward ponis the coper
>>217472thats pretty mean
>auth token rejectedguess i'm done, server will be dead if it happened to more than 2 or 3 people desu
>>217476just restart the game were still playing
>me and another guard chase a allucinationwtf
>>217483What even happened?
>>217490don't know but i swear on my moms grave i saw some one else maybe they had the hat
>>217492I was spectating you guys running to the gate but I didn't see anyone who you could be chasing.
>>217495spooky shit i know i saw something
>janny abuse because NTF can't go down an elevator without killing other NTF via grenades
>>217492>I'm not the only one with a dead mom on this serverFeelsbadman
>>217525i too, know this feeling. lost her to cancer in 2015.
>>217535Greeting from Germany!
>>217524what did he mean by this?
>>217525>>217535jesus i know that doesn't mean much but my condolences
>>217550hey it means a lot
>>217535Lost mine in 2016, cancer came back from four years before.
>>217550it's appreciated>>217540top kek
>>217535>>217556Don't cry, they were probably whores anyway
>>216554>he thinks hes seen good animecheck this out
>>217558Nah, she was genuinely wonderful. Losing her fucked me up in ways I can't even begin to describe and as pretty much shaped my entire life from then onwards.
>>217567If she was great, she would have fought harder to stay with you
>>217568She did everything she could, the problem with cancer treatment is that the technology really isn't there for a lot of what needs to be done. Maybe some day.
>>217570I fucking love that brand of shitty deviantart images.
>>217562>https://streamable.com/d45zxwHoly shit I had no clue jannies could do that.Feelsbad I skipped tonight, hopefully tomorrow is just as based
>>217447Based offspring enjoyer>>217505>that imageseems like a chaser post>>217525I'm sorry anon.>>217535I'm sorry for your loss>>217556feeeeelssssbaadman
>>217576No she took the easy way out by dying
>>217619kill yourself faggot. What's your address so I can give you a rim job in the middle of the night
>driving in the middle of the night>just finished my shift, gonna head to bed>suddenly see in the dark highway a figure in my way>brake immediately>figure runs at my car anyways and breaks through my front view window>has superhuman strength, it overpowers my flight/fight response>can't figure out who this person is, too scared to notice>suddenly my pants are off and feal my ass being probed>start getting traumatised and even more spastic>pass out>next day im on my bed>go to /scp/ instead of thinking about what happened because im autistic>see latest post>NHIGGLES SENDS HIS REGARDS FAGGOT