Haxball is a top-down 2D soccer game that's played entirely in your web browser.You can join the /hax/ room at:https://www.haxball.com/play?c=IX6WYWgrvr0pass: shawRoom link, stats, chat logs and replays available here:https://neinhold.github.io/Previous threads:1.>>198353#
Over/under on the number of days until we get kicked out?
>>208864MODS DONT MIND THE PREVIOUS THREAD LINK, IT WAS A MISTAKE, WE LITERALLY DIDN DO NUFFIN.WE ARE JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE
Rare video of Cuck warming up before a matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FP7AeCXJlo
>being this scared of jannieszoom
>>208867Double parlay on getting evicted to /bant/ in 3 days
>>208871will haxball's pulisic ever score a goal this good? i think not.
>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse. [More Info]Anyone else got this? I can't upload images on this board.
>>208864join roon
>>208880probably one of your neighbours fault
>>208888>>208880Shame. I was working on an OP image. Here it ishttps://imgur.com/a/6JgllWY
>>208892Who killed him?
>>208893hobo and katai, I think.
>>208895assholes, we can only pray the man comes back.
>>>/sp/105279329
bump
>>208892wankstain copping a feel lol
save me a place, yeah?
threadly reminder krubb is a literal nonce
>>209026lol
>>209043>it's real
room is alive, come and join
Fuck haxball
>>209083t. Benis
>room dead
fix server neinhold
MESSOY in da HOUUUSE
>Inzaghi didn't show up todaySHM and Abu, hope you're proud of yourselves.
>>209187i'm proud of them
>room dead alreadylol tf happened
>>209198We started playing much earlier today which also meant people left earlier.
>>209198room was 90% WOATs so every game was shit
rigged come back i was gonna beat you next game i-i s-swear
Hey lads, quick question. I'm seeing about putting together a /vm/ squad for a PES tournament, using memes from the board as players.Because of haxball's untimely eviction from /sp/, they wouldn't be able to use a haxball rep. I would like to put one on a potential /vm/ roster. Possibly as a GK, but I'd like to leave that up to the thread. What name would you give to a haxball rep?
>>209350Piguain
>>209350Inzaghi
>>209350If it's a goalkeeper it has to be our goalkeeper of the year - cuck. If it's not, then our player of the year - Piguain.
>>209418>>209364There's actually an old fat Higuain model that I can use
>>209350The only real answer is tek
>>209350Neinhold
>>208864[!] DATAMINING LINKS DO NOT ENTER [!]
>>209634>>209350NeinholdBot is surely the true MVP
What do you guys think of /hax/ FUT style cards for our 2021 group picture? Here's one example I quickly mocked up, suggestions welcome.
>>209705hehe yeah here's one I mocked up
>>209187I'm very proud of myself but let's be honest, that retard will show up again and have another meltdown sooner or later
>>209705very nice idea, I like it, but putting up the attributes would be a pain and everybody would (probably) complain they didn't get their attributes righthow about putting their favourite position/gimmick under the name? Something like 'Master of the Server' for Neinhold, 'GOAT' for Piguain, 'Drunkard' for Krubb etc
>>209705I appreciate the effort but this is worse than the shitty tier lists that plagued the old thread
yeah screw tierlists but the fut cards are a nice idea, just do away with the ratings and the attributes.
>>209722>>209732>>209738The full sized cards look weird without ratings, but I think something like this is alright, no?
>>209743looks good
>>209705we need more of those, for woats also
>>209849I'll be making one for everyone, rest assured you'll see a group picture eventually.
>>209743>>209852doing great work ladbtw join room
>>209720no sry i decided to LEAVE foreverthx for all the MEMORIES
>>209857Don't Inzaghi, it's not worth leaving just because of 2 bullies. Most people genuinely like you.
>>209858kek nobody genuinely likes Inzaghi>>209857good riddance retard
>>209861Cringe
>>209857come back dude we need you, too many woats are here and they're killing de room
>>209857Don't leave because 2 people were shitty to you, you're a well regarded player.
>>209857Nice, thank you for not coming back, you won't be missed
>>209857rest in power
>>209857see you next week
is haxball dying again
>>209926What do you mean? It's still early.
>>209926>being this infidel
when are we playing curvefever
>>209987>curvefever pro
>>209988>snakes now has a battlepass
Playing with is almost as bad as playing with messoy. Loses possession every time he gets the ball and has no clue how to position properly in attack or defence. Gets in the way so much that I genuinely think the team would be better off playing 3v4 without him most of the time.
>>210082who?
>>210082Literally who?
>>210083i felt bad so i removed the name but still wanted to vent
>>210083>>210084>getting baited by a 2010 pasta
>>210085Were you talking about spuh? He just needs more time, it was his first day. Let's not be mean to the /vm/ newcomers.
>>210089no I actually thought spuh wasn't too bad for a complete beginner
>>210098Then I'm pretty sure it's cronaldo, if it's someone from the last 10 or so people in the room. But I honestly don't think he's that bad anymore.At this point you have to tell us, there's no point feeling bad when everyone insults everyone in the chat anyway. Let it all out.
>>209857king
We miss you, Inzaghi. I know you're reading this. Make your triumphant return.
>>209350boils or krubb, any other answer is wrong, these two dangers to society are synonymous to /hax/
>>209350The /4ccg/ has the incredible merit of being the single most cancerigenous amalgam of subhuman circlejerkers this sorry site has ever produced
>>210199Used the general's name to not get spam blocked, but I meant the cup itself obvs.
best formations without a left back?
in this house we respect rat
>>210271why is the ball running away from him
>>210271needed a softer passboils' fault, really
>>210271It's not as bad as it seemed at first glance, but I'd definitely expect him to score that.
>>210271looking at those teams, I doubt that was a decisive moment in the game
>>210500>>210502kek/hax/ trading cards when?
>>210508I'll trade you one boils and one krudd for a shiny neinhold
>>210513oh, a cm, nice lol
>>210502this is p cool>>210478>>210481>>210487>>210490>all of these anonymous replies over choking an open goalmaximum cope
>>210564Based boils laying down the law
>>209743>>209852>>210500>>210502>>210513These are noice, I need MOAR of them
>>210564>>210581I'll have a full group picture soon™
>>210587nice baby
>>209732NO FUN ALLOWED!!!
>>209350I'd like to nominate myself I am the creator of the culture and the reason most of these people get out of bed each day
>>209350I believe it should be Krubb
hi where are the rooms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7zzqpdnRbY
>>210657>tfw was never featured in any of these
>room closed
>>210700buy a new pc
>>210700neinhold.github.io/play
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=IX6WYWgrvr0room active
>>210740tell mw why is should join
someone leave i want to play
>The room is full.
>>210878It's been full for over an hour, what the fuck?
im messoy and im hogging a place in the room
Who wants a spaceI will kick some WOATs
that was boils' fault and not pulisic's fault clearly.
>>210895think we need a webm to review
>>210888kick these faggots and let some fun ppl join
>>210897>kick the best players of the room????2 spots left btw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can we ban all americans apart from el cap
lol
loll
>>210911>>210924>>210926based
>>210924>>210926lolll
>>210924>>210926>>210927>>210928lollll
>>210924>>210926>>210927>>210928>>210929lollllll
>>210924>>210926>>210927>>210928>>210929>>210932haxball general lolllll
>>210924>>210926>>210928>>210929>>210932>>210934haxball general lollllllll
is kruddy in the room?
>>210657Is this the supposed high standard that the boomers like to reminisce about? They're all shit.
>>210955fucking messoy would be a god in those rooms.
room is full past 1 amlet me in fuckers reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
is someone larping as Krubd or what the hell am I seeing?
>>210955>el crap plays for the first time in 6 years>instantly one of the best players in the roomplayers like boils and haxblel were the messoys of the time
>room full for 4 straight hoursIs that a new record?
Inzaghy come back bby we miss you.
last breath of roomcome
bouncy bouncy nonce eeeh bouncy bouncy nonce eeeh bouncy, ah bouncy nonce ah they is that bro im tellen yall, we aint even doing ouh alright peace
whayo doin nig come at me yshit imma knock your ass over you little slapcheek eeh
>>211022>>211029haha cracking posts
I need to die
>>210981hax is like sex, you never forget it
>>211088I've forgotten a lot of sex and a lot of hax so this phrase works on no levels.
>>211088>>211101>they've had sexThat's valuable time you could have used to work on your hax skills. This is why you'll always be woats. Your hearts are not in it.
>mfw zoomers in my hax near me
i have more hax wins than times i've had sex
Miss krub
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WqQegyCqAlkThrowback to the golden days of hax>all those great players who will never see the haxpitch againReally got a nigga feelin a certain way
2010-2011: Silver age of haxball. The square and circle ends by the end of 2011, along with it came the arrival of Krubb who brought the golden age of hax with him lasting from 2012 to 2015.2016: Players began to disappear, rooms were erased and the war against jannies had taken its toll.2016 - 2019: Krubb vanish from the scene, new players come and go, rooms are gone, few threads are made once in a while but didn't last, as the jannies were never challenged again nor faced with challenges.2020: Krubb returns, and once again, haxball is alive, with the help of a german autist who notices his hardwork, and decides to set up a server.How can one man be so based?
>>211085and like many other things you need to do it will be a day long in the distance in which you accomplish it
>>211277What have you accomplished so far? Chasing shadows doesnt really work.
>>211285your mum l0l
i saw this random link to a discord that said 1v1 tourney, is it legit?
>>211314stfu Blurp
>"yes, I do simp for Krubb!How could you tell?
http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019257.hbr2puli kino
Was this really Krubb playing http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019249.hbr2Or was someone larping as him?Need the NASA team on this
>>211410is that messoy on goal? if so, that's not kino at all, scoing against him isn't impressive.>>211422again, look at the other team, they have messoy, spuh and hobo. krubb has w and salazar, of course they smacked the shit out of the other team. even cron played well that game.
>>211423He very much destroyed every good player yesterday, stop pointing out the shitters.If I remember correctly, he even won with messoy and another shitter as the team while doing all the work. Kind of doubt if it really was Krubb playing
>>211431It was pretty much him, can confirm because he turned shit later on
>>211431>he actually thinks krubb is a bad playerzoomers are so shit at rating haxball ability
>>211439I honestly can't read him at all, and I have been here for some time now
any man in
>>211445thats the effect of fetal alcohol syndrome
>>211423what did i do wrong though
im in the lobby rn with som1, any1 wanna join?
>>2114691st goal: failed to keep krubb away and shoot the ball away from goal2nd goal: ran away from messoy and left him no passing lanes (and krubb wide open)so yeah, as it turns out, quite a bit.
>>211474Probably not, we usually start playing at like 10PM in europe (about 4 hours from now)
>>211477alright, ill be there then
>Failed to connect
>>211484vm zoomers can fuck off
come join, people are here already
rooms up
>>211475first goal spuh just stopped and didnt clear the ball i obviously couldnt hold him forever neither was i in the position to clear the ball
what do u lot do when ur not playing haxso bored lads
>>211604read books
>>211605true, i got a copy of Schopenhauer's affirmations n essays i havent touched
>>211604honestly i'm really boring. watch youtube. play fm. work out.
>>211604think about playing hax
>>211604I unironically just had sex. Will be on a bit later tonight.
>>211604Read KINO. Train my neck
>>211619t. obama
necking myself
>>211632dont
for the bloopers reelhttp://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019308.hbr23:16
@neinhold please do everyone a favour and permanently ban messoy from the room
>>211647>boils
for the bloopers reelhttp://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019310.hbr23.40
>>211649just do captains mode and dont pick him. simple ast. messoy
FUCK boilst. rigged
>>211608incelic pseud core
Inzaghi return when? Miss that crazy bastard.
Who is the best WOAT? My vote goes to cuck or blurp
>>211759cronaldo
My ping graph during my miss earlier kek
>>211765pfffftt you can't score with that ping? amateur
no one has it like this?
>>211774buy a new pc
>>211780it is only this room. sometimes it is perfect and sometimes this happens. every other room is ok and doesnt have that spikes.
>bobo
>>211774>>211781https://github.com/haxball/haxball-issues/wiki/Connection-Issues
boomer crew where
boomers vs zoomers match when?
>>211822rigged, yeye, el crap, boils vspiguain, pulisic, salazar, that serbian guywho wins
>>211831>picking the best boomer team but giving the zoomers pulisic(!) and salazarat least try and make it fair
>>211831>pulisic on the zoomer teamhahaha what the fuck?
http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019342.hbr2more puli kinoTHIS TIME AGAINST A GOOD TEAM
>>211831t. pulisic
>>211837hobo doesn't even rush at you. that's 100% his fault, you did nothing special.
>>211837hobomessi you need to rush out way, way earlier there; ren had the pass covered
>>211841>>211842>don't even notice how i completely bodied rigged
>>211844lol what? you did no such thing, in fact you had just lost the ball to him seconds before.
>>211841>>211841that is why i have 37 defence rating
>>211849cope
what's the password?
>>211915shaw
>>211915>can't read the OPYeah, you're not gonna make it here with the wolves, kid.
rude
>>211837For me, it's 03:32
>>21185538 now i guess
COME BACK SEB
Remember to buy high and sell low ladsGoodnight
>>212012He's the last line of defense and instead of clearing the ball to the corner he tries to block ren? What the fuck?
>>211439Krubb is basically Loco. Good at the game, quick fingers, but lacking crucial haxball IQ.
>>212045krubb is better than loco. loco's lack of haxball iq is much more severe. and i wouldn't say he's "good at the game", at least not yet.
loco is based though and thats all that counts
>>212045>krubb>lacking haxbll iqimagine being this retarded
>>212112>>212112for someone that's been playing as long as Krubb has, his positional instincts and decision making are pretty bad - he doesn't offer enough support to the attack when he's keeping goal, doesn't have a good grasp on knowing when to leave the ball of a teammate that is in a better position to advance the play, his choice of passes is no better than random... the only think that I can say that he does well is his positioning as striker when the ball's in the corner.Technique-wise, sure he's not bad when he's "sober", but even then I probably wouldn't put him any higher than 10th or 9th best in terms of the server regulars. Hence why he is [rightly] considered an average player by most of his peers. Yeah he can make a great play now and then, but so can Cronaldo or hobomessi or pulisic - performing sporadically better than your mean level's something that anyone can do, in most areas of life, never mind haxball.
>>212335You have clearly only seen him at his worst, but I can't blame you because he rarely plays, and the man has been playing totally messed up lately and been mentally unstable.His prediction and positioning is top notch and he makes some of the best decisions striking-wise and pass wise, but man does he also make the worst ones at times.Hope he will calm down with the drinking and play like he used to, because I have seen what he is capable of when focused on a game
>>211619Having sex with your gf doesn't count Sal
>>212335ren>>212353rigged
>>212361ugh is my prose really that easy to pick out?
>>212335>>212353Based scouts
>>211494I am litterally older than you.
Krubb's intervention when
>>212423>playing videogames over the age of 14ISHYGDDT
>>212335ren scouting reports for everyone when? would really help me in my /hax/ bets.
>>212440well, if you have any requests...
>>212353Who tf is making these posts.
>>212471krubb
>>212335u really gon put hobo next to puli and cron lol
>>212476A quick look at the stats tells me Cron and hobo both win 45% of their games. Unfortunately the other stats can't really be compared because Cron mostly plays goalkeeper, but he's no longer as bad as he was a few months ago and he's not much worse than hobo. puli is clearly worse than both though, I don't even have to look up his stats to know that.
>>212471krubb has made about 95% of posts in this thread
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1610875161287.webmName the hax player
>>212493Krubb
>>212488To be fair, cron's stats got reset a few months ago. If you include his first 600+ games he's at about 40% win rate overall (same as pulisic). I would wager that if we could look at hobo's win % in the same timeframe it would also be higher than his current overall win rate.For reference, krubb's win rate is 43%.
>>212499So, cronaldo's first account had a 38% win rate and his new account has 45%. Honestly that's still a pretty impressive improvement. Consider that we haven't been recruiting many new players and that everyone is getting better, you'd expect people's win rates to stay consistent if everyone is improving at the same rate, as they're essentially a zero sum game. Or if bad players improve a lot and good players don't at all then everyone would converge towards 50% but that's clearly not happening. So cronaldo's improvement is still impressive, and while it's possible that hobo on a new account would have a higher win rate, I doubt it'd be higher by 7% the way cronaldo's is. For reference, hobo with a 7% improvement would be at 52%, just below Neinhold (53%), which the eye test tells me is not the case.
>>212499>>212499There is also Punished Krubb with a 47 percentage win rateKrubb (ban lag) with 46 percent win ratea krubb with 44 percentage win rateand one with 71 percentage win rate
>>212512Krubb (hotspot lag) 55 percentage aswellI feel like the stats should be reset every month or half a year
>>212493Salazar
>>212512I'm pretty sure the one with 71 percent wins is a result of Nein's programming fucking up. There's also a blurp with 75% win rate (lol), a KAKA with 63%, and that infamous boils account that is now named de gay. Something went wrong somewhere and several accounts got the wrong name. Many people also have their playing time glitched.
>>212493boils
>>212520Only 36. I was saying Kru-urns.
ONE SPOT LEFT JOIN NOW
>>212488puli is in a totally different league to hobo what are you talking about lmao lol
>>212530t. puliNo one seriously thinks you're that much better than hobo.
@neinhold add some more auto-admins please
>>212544KATAI I'M ADMIN NOW COME BACK
room up
>>212518All stats (except playing time for some older accounts) are correct. >>212544k
>>212591reset stats or make it a "season" thing
>>212600You can reset your own stats if you want. Why reset it for everyone?
>>212610Because there are multiple stat profiles of the same people
>>212614thats always gonna be the case though
http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019410.hbr2puli high iq assist
>>212632Stop hyping yourself up puli, it's embarrassing. That goal is 100% lembas' fault.
>>212635anti-american seethe>>212632great assist bro
>>212636t. blurp
imagine playing haxball instead of watching the snooker
>>212659where do i watch snooker
http://neinhold.github.io/194210:35
>>212670bbc
>>212671
>>212659This is such a ren post.
>>212683and here i was thinking it was boils
does anyone elses heart beat really fast and hands get sweaty when they get a chance to score
>>212700no I just score
>>212704people on this image who are still playing need to reevaluate their lives urgently.
>>212700nah lad its just press x nothin more than that
http://sync.coconono.org/r/sp_sync_dos
>>212704>tfw mine was made and it was a fuckinh crab
>>212718there goes my savings account FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>212707
>>212734based swede
So today confirms El Capitano = Krubb > Contagious = Piguain
>>212457I would like a report from you ren :D( also you should do some scouting reports fort everyone this could be fun)
But more importantly, who has the best music taste?
>>212769it was pel until he posted some gook pop
>>212769pulisic and it's not even closehttps://youtu.be/uXzmQGNxYYg
>>212769I do.
>>212769Obama
>>212769>mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT8ytbk5UZA
>>212769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLsDmm35GEc
>>212769me lol
>>212769https://youtu.be/9st3JkaE3Kw
>>212795>baccaran1
>>212777>Yaeji>gookpop
>>212777trips of truch here
obama is elite
>>212830Looks like I did my job properly. I'm curious to see the breakdown for the Obama-Rigged-Aabbcc-Rat vs W-Ren-Katai-Someone else game if you don't mind thx. Should be 1-0
>>212835No, a goalkeeper will ideally be more involved than that, but I don't blame you as 80+% of /hax/ doesn't know that either.
>Krubb finally redeemed himselfSo why is it that I only feel fear now
>>212839Look up the other game I requested and we'll see. In a a game as lopsided as that there's nothing for a goalkeeper to do without getting in the way tard...
I refuse to believe there's this many autists obsessed with Krubb. The only conclusion I can come to is that all this Krubb shit is being posted by him and maybe UJEE. Whatever the case, it really needs to stop.
>>212845>who is cest>who is inzaghi>who is the rest of the fucking retardsYou literally see this fucking shit in every old thread and the rooms he plays in
>>212844The other game is the same exact story.>In a a game as lopsided as that there's nothing for a goalkeeper to do without getting in the way tard...Very rude to say that to someone who has been playing for much longer than you (and is much better). Any good haxball team attacks with 4 players. Again, just because most of /hax/ doesn't do it doesn't mean it's wrong. I bet you can't find a single game where Piguain goes goalkeeper and has this little impact in the game.
>>212846>You literally see this fucking shit in every old thread and the rooms he plays inwell yeah, because he's behind them
>>212848Look at that pass to kick ratio, just beautiful. Each one deftly picking out an open winger to keep the puck in and the attack alive, blues of course unable to start any attack all game long as a result. There's something to be said for economy of motion... I'm not sitting on the goal line the whole time man
>>212846>he plays infuck off, Krubb.We know it's you
>>212849Maybe, but changing flag for every post for years seems unlikely.
>>212851Yeah man, 12 kicks in a 7min game is totally normal. You obviously played perfectly and won both of those games as a result. Ren doesn't have a clue what he's talking about, don't listen to him
>>212854no less likely than several people following him around over the course of a decade because of a game
>>212848how the hell did red win this game, and with 64% in the opponent's third?
>>212860You follow him around putting him down, for how long now?How does anything seems less likely to you? Because it doesn't align with your thought-process and what you think is real and unreal?
>>212867>>>/x/
>>212859>>212863Watch the replay and pick out any moment where you'd have me do something different that's not nitpicky as fuck.
>>212851>>212859Got to agree with ren here. Here's an example of piguain's GK heatmap in a dominant game.
>>212871the "pass" you make literally 7 seconds in
>>212873>overlel only scoring 1 after being carried by pig and rigged against obama,cron spuh and loco2lmao, literally a 4/10 player
>>212873Same amount of passes.>>212874Sorry for calling you a tard but I'm not going to put myself in the same situations Pig is willing to as I know I'm far more likely to lose the ball with no one behind me. I understand my limitations and play in accordance with that + what I think gives us the best chance to win.
>>212880>Same amount of passesnearly twice the match length tbf>>212880no worries. sorry for the speech marks i put around 'pass'
Reminder that last night neinholdbot predicted a team to win 5-0 and they ended up losing
>>212888Neinholdbot is only slightly better than flipping a coin, so I'm not surprised.
>>212880>I'm not going to put myself in the same situations Pig is willing to as I know I'm far more likely to lose the ball with no one behind meBut that's the whole point. Your performances in those dominant games are not impressive because in reality you could put a blind pigeon as goalkeeper and they'd still have a good chance at winning. Once you play a game where your team is not overpowered that lack of a 4th member on attack can and will more often than not make a difference. Again, I don't blame you for not playing better or not recognizing this, but it's the reality. The goalkeeper is just as important on offense as he is on defense. And a player, in any position, only having 12 touches in 7 minutes (or 8 in 4) means something went horribly wrong somewhere.But again, this is transversal to most of /hax/ as barely anyone actually understands this.
>>212888Piguain never uses the same save so teams with him on them don't take him into account
>>212904same for katai, they're two good players who the bot consistently underrates, creating massive issues in the predictions.
>>212888http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019317.hbr2
>>212906>katai>good
>>212907Yeah, boils and whoever booo was (he was good) on new accounts on the team the bot underrated, and yey with inflated stats from playing when everyone was a woat, on the team the bot overrated. It makes perfect sense.
>>212906>>212908
>>212888it's actually 20% better than a coin flip and the score predictor is 300% (THREE HUNDRED PERCENT) better than a 30 sided die (assuming all scores are uniformly distributed, w-which they clearly are).
>>212916That's a fancy way of saying a bot with all the stats from nearly 20000 (twenty thousand games) can just barely predict 60% of games correctly. It's shit.
>>212903I was involved in the attack, I don't know what to tell you. Watch the replay. I kept it it in the zone multiple times. I would prefer if people played the game like hockey with two D-men and there were more of a cycle but it doesn't happen so I'm not interested in losing a wall battle relatively deep and having no one prepared to pull back and cover for me.
>>212919oh shit did i miss the 20,000th game?anyway a 60% prediction rate is nothing to be sniffed at. i bet most users wouldn't get anywhere near that based on instinct
>>212923>oh shit did i miss the 20,000th game?nvm misread your post
Why are you retards turning this place into a cancerous circlejerk
>>212921protip: stop kicking on the wall battles if you don't have someone behind you. now you don't have to worry about losing them. easy.
>>212457aabbcc
>>212929because /hax/ is a echo chamber
>>212929go to bed faggot
Mmmmmmmm, hagball goo d
>>212934I'm past my prime...heh
>>212934aabbcc is a player who I feel like should win more often than he does - he's a very skilful player and excellent compared to his peers at finishing chances, and can manipulate the ball in the corner pretty well too. In some respects he's an improved version of boils who tilts less, but I think he has a few holes in his game (which are nonetheless fixable).Namely, he seems to have a pathological aversion to passing the ball backwards, even when the DM is open in the attacking corner, which hamstrings his team's attack sometimes, especially when dealing with low block defences. Secondly, whilst his defensive positioning is good, I don't think he's as difficult an opponent when attacking him in the corner as he could be; similarly he's easier to beat along the walls than other players of comparable strength.A good player all told though, and an ideal player to have when you expect to play on the counter for most of the game.>>212767Alas I don't think I've seen you play in the past week or so much, I'll need to refresh my memory before I risk making a fool of myself Jean!
>>213095+1 for the passing back to DM. He's improved slightly in this regard but could still do it a lot more. It's weird as well because he's happy to get into the DM position and be ready to receive the backpass, but doesn't utilise it much himself when in the corner. Still, I'm always pleased to have him on my team
Ren is shit and should focus on playing rather than writing useless shit he has no idea about on chinese board
>>213110A wise man once told me never to take advice from those who refuse to follow it themselves, sorry Krubb
>>213121I am beyond and above you, and I very much proved that yesterday to everyone in the room.I'd like for you to shut up and instead show me next time when I play that you can handle me in a game.Shush now, your words are pointless, show your worth through action.
>>213122why are you stats shit then
>>213130Because there are multiple profiles of me, I struggled with lag and have been drinking excessively without a care for my health, nor a care about trying or being focused or helping my team.That's different now, and I have proven that and will continue to do so, do shut up shitters like you, dumb statfag.
Is katai a boomer or a zoomer?
>>213139zoomer
>>213139Zoomer but acts like a boomer.
what makes one a /hax/ boomer or /hax/ zoomer?
>>213159Whether you played in the old /hax/ rooms (pre-covid) or not. Most people playing are zoomers.
hax boomers spend their time reminiscing about the good old days of flsdh whilst wistfully overrating the abilities of players who played 4 or 5 years ago. hax zoomers are those who started playing this game because of covid. a hax bazoomer is an old player who still plays today.
>>213163piginaspacesuit > piguain
>>213169thats not even up for debate, we will never see anyone even close to the level of myro ever again
>>213095Do our other main strikers: boils, inzaghi, salazar, neinhold.
>>213169Do we have any vids of that guy, curious about how good he was
Where do I download some auto-aim bots for hax? Asking for a friend.
Krabb plays like he's building a highlight reel for a youtube compilation that no one will ever watch.
>>213172forgetting deer and haxman, who is probably one of the best strikers when he plays in that position too.
>>213169>The haxball Pele This guy would get pocketed by helmet in today's game
>>213172salazar and nein aren't really strikers
>>213179How is that a bad thing
>>213183literally who
one is the best strikers wales has ever produced, the other is a man who plays hax.
>>213183haxman is BTEC rigged
deer is a quality player but not active enough to get widespread recognition
>>213186Because he does retarded shit like not tracking back, leaving all of his teammates exposed, and trying to play completely contrary to the flow of the game. Like if Krubb stays up front, his teammates rush back to defend, THEN Krabb runs in to save the day right as his teammates are launching a counter to pass to no one because Krabb is out of position. Or, when Krabb is in position to defend he'll just suddenly rush forward, leaving all of the space behind him. I really think when Krubb has the ball and he's in attack, then suddenly turns around and passes back to an unsuspecting teammate he's mentally editing his HAX TEAMWORK GOALS | 2020 | HIGHLIGHTS | DESPACITO HD video. I think a good idea is to be predictable to your teammates, but be unpredictable to your opponents. If that can be achieved when we all play together. Krabb has seemingly mastered the opposite.
>>213197I literally did none of that yesterday
>>213197State your name and I will join the room today when it is active.
>>213202Tek
>>213204Join the room today.
>>213197>>213204And if the room won't be active then you can check out this replay from yesterday and see how your claims are false.Although I do imagine I would had done some of the things you stated when I have been drunk.http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019426.hbr2
Okay so my m8 Pig meets his wife Overkill and they have kid.Sadly the kid is born without a body or neck, it's just a head. He named his son Jordi.Jordi found life very hard growing up. When he was in school the kids used him as a football. He was also pretty ugly and an autist so he never had a gf. Jordi's Father decided this is no way for his son to be treated as he simply couldn't handle the banter.Jordi's Uncle Cest was a tutor so his mother overkill decided it would be better for Jordi to get homeschooling.Time flew by and when Jordi turned 18 his dad Pig said "son , I know life isn't easy.. but you have to go outside sometime instead of haxxing 24/7""b-b-but Dad" Jordi replied in his high pitched homosexual sounding voice"No son, it must happen" Pig replied, asserting his dominance over JordiPig took Jordi down to the local pub to meet the LADS for his birthday.Since Jordi had just turned 18 he thought "fuck it #yolo mite as well 'ave a beer"The Bartender handed him a Bud light. Magically as he slurped his body began to grow back. Pig and his mean ass crew known as 'the circle' stood up in amazement and encouraged him to drink more and more. Soon he had a Full human body andbecame overwhelmed with joy. He couldn't hide his excitement and ran out into the street but suddenly, he was hit by a speeding 3-wheeler and tragically died.I guess he should of quit while he was still ahead.
that reminds me - overkill is another good striker. just a shame he always gets paired with below-par teammates who don't get the best out of him.
>>213209overkek is a shit player, worse than inzaghi
>>213209the only man to make piguain seethe. deserves a medal, tbqh.
>>212830>>212848>>212873where are you getting these stats from?
>>213227https://haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/
>>213227>>213229To add on to this:to save a replay from neinhold.github.io (so you can upload it to the replay analyser), delete everything before the IP address in the replay urle.g http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019442.hbr2 becomes 85.159.209.166/replays/00019442.hbr2
>>213207>>213207Why don't you always play like this Krap?Maybe you wouldn't be hated on so much then
>Ctrl+f krubb>Result 1 out of 53Get a life you losers
>>213236At least half of those are from Kr*bb himself.
>>213236Makes me want to quit
>>213229neat>>213232Fix this already nein you lazy bugger
>>213242Is this reverse psychology?
>>213243fix what?
>>213258
how many push ups should i do per day
Here you go fags. These were the first 40 that came to mind, so I know I forgot people, let me know and you'll be on the next one. I also know the positions are kind of random at times and I really don't care.
>>213272lold at yeyeGood shit mane
>>213272Bless
>>213272Does GRF @ pulisic stand for griefer?
>>213284or game ruining forward
>>213272Nice
>>213272tip top stuff
>>213272nice work, though some of the positions are a bit off I think.the rigged one is the best
>>213272>Grumpy the Dwarf for Kataiheh...
I can't join servers. Is there a way without fiddling with ports, cause im an idiot...
>>213272Honestly I think I'm way more useful as a DM than as a GK, but since there seems to be not many people willing to do that job, what can you do?-Cron
>>213272could have used this one since this is the original hobomessi picture but its ok
>>213284>>213287i am neither of those thingsin fact, i have scored many clutch goalswhat does GRF stand for >>213272
>>213320>what does GRF stand forgame ruining forward
>>213323how
>>213324by being a game ruining forward
>>213095i understand i think i'll play today so you will have the oportunity to see my play =)
>>213327i don't see how i ruin games
i miss him so much
>>213272>Loco2: AMCShould be False 1
>>213381got ya senpai
>room fullkick some afks
>>213407Kick el magiko, that ungrateful fuck.
rank these sixratde gaynikitaspelobamanapalm
>>213422napalm > rat >= de gay > nikitas = pel = obama
>>213422napalm >> pel > de gay > rat > nikitas > obama
>>213428Correct
>>213422pel > restt. not pel
>>213422napalm > de gay > rat > pel > nikitas > obama
>>213428>>213431>>213437ban napalm
>>213272When COVID started I played for a little while and was on the verge of quitting but then the Polish bro made my avatar and I kinda felt obliged to continue playing, fast forward almost a year and now the whole sequence has happened again, kek
>>213272UJEE's avatar looks interesting, is it supposed to symbolise something else in addition to being AFK?
>>213459his 9" dick
>>213272Change Ujee's position to Left back
>>213272>ABC with the AEK crest>Jean with double Spanish flag and French crest>SHM with the Bully crest>yeytop kek
http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019474.hbr2puli and de gay kino
>>213422changed my mind, de gay is shit
how is this room always fucking full uh fuckerslet me innnn reeeeeeeeeeeee
Is there a nation with lower average haxball ability than spain?
>>213487tell me who this is and ill kick
>>213501usa
>>213507BASED
>>213507Very based
>>213507they have el crap and obama at least
rank these sevenratnapalmjeansalazarabuboilsinzaghi
>>213522rank these seven > restsimple as
>>213422obama > rat > de gay = pel >> nikitas > napalm>>213522inzaghi > abu > salazar = rat > jean >>> napalm >>>>> boils
>>213522abu = salazar = rat = jean > inzaghi = boils ?? napalm
>>213522fuck of with this ranking shit for gods sake
>>213522napalm > jean > salazar > abu > rat > boilsinzaghi could could at any point on the list depending on the day
https://www.strawpoll.me/42470258
>>213272>no messoyturned down again
>>213522jean=salazar>rat>boils>inzaghi>abu>boils
>>213545i just voted myself ngl
not regretting my vote for pel
>>213545>https://www.strawpoll.me/42470258>no capitanoFuck off SPIC
>>213559forgot to put him on, but a vote for the 2nd pel is a vote for capitano
>>213272who am i?>t. nikitas
>>213529I didn't make this ranking but thank you. Rest of you are cunts. Also let me back in.
>>213575it isnt tho
like 5 spaces or something
>>213585more like 8 or 9 now
spuh is my NFP
>cucked out of captain
>>213597non favourite player?
>>213602NEW
Easiest way to identify woats is to ask them their opinion on captains mode
kick a scrub
Kick whoever kicked me (probably magiko)
Where are all the French haxballers?
>>213428>>213431>>213433>>213437>>213529>>213534>>213544>>213552thanks for the votes, tier list will be coming soon.
>>213616tier list of the bang average players of /hax/?
>>213620no, I was undecided between some of the aforementioned
>>213616fuck off we have had hundreds of them and they have all been subjective opinions. ZOOMERS OUT
we should have a tierlist to rank the tierlists desu
>>213623some lad put me on the "good" players
http://www.haxball.com/replay?v=3#http://85.159.209.166/replays/00019500.hbr22:45-3:03>overkill
krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb
:_;
>>213643pretty sure i made this
>>213648gj u have autism
>>213643>Drunk crew>Krubbchecks out
>>213653came here to say this xD
>>213611Jean is here most days, the other french dude has disappeared though
based ujee
based krubb
Keyed players of the day :messoyoverkillujeeLocked players of the day :inzaghibenispulisic
>>213659>benis>inzaghiI miss them bros
>>213674both killed by bullies
>>213659>inzaghi>benisthey didnt even play today you spastic
>>213674I really miss Inzaghi. Benis can get fucked though.
>>213678they're both locked by default
FAGGOT
>>213686wrong thread lol
>>213522>napalm, salazar, jean, boils>abu, inzaghi>ratIn that order imo. First 4 are slightly better than the rest. All pretty close though
^clueless
>>213699t. rat
>>213698shit list
>>213725now THIS is rat
>>213522Jean > boils > sala > abu > inxaghi > rat > napalm
>>213643tfw on there with multiple personas
Still banned from posting images on /vm/. Someone make new thred ples
>>214048Krabb is the guy making the threads, wait for him.
>>214064>>214064>>214064>>214064>>214064new thread
>>214065lol
