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>>176864
>One tap 3 people on the enemy team with the deagle
>Lose round anyway because I couldn't clutch
>2 people on my team buy deagle after not buying it for several rounds
>They spray and pray missing every shot and get ganked
Please dont use the deagle if you don't know how to use it

>play csgo
>hate life 7 rounds in
>abandon and try again next week after 7 day ban cooldown

>>176870
Pathetic.

>play csgo
>cheaters despite prime and good trust factor
>alt f4

>play csgo
>friends too tryhard
>uninstall

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>>176864
>>176868
How good would the cast of umineko be at csgo?

That is the skill
secretaire@stivag.com

>>177033
I ain't emailing that shit nigga.

>play csgo
>main menu lags
>uninstall
>play css

>>177284
whats your toaster's specs?

>play with a woman
>tab out to change bgm
>tab in, meanwhile someone starts a vote to kick her as a joke(because she's a woman)
>see 3 votes yes
>autism kicks in
>vote yes
>rest of the game is an awkward silence
end my life

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>>177030
None of them are gonna be global elite for sure

>>177803
I think the Chiester troops would be decent at it.

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>play csgo
>1st round FUCKING SUCKS because it's pistol round
>2nd round FUCKING SUCKS because you lost the pistol round
>3rd round is fun
>4th round is fun, kinda challenging
>rounds 5 through 16 FUCKING SUCK because everyone just goes AWP

>>178927
pistol round is fun because it's the only round where you can unga bunga without getting instantly cucked

>>178927
>>179109
Unga bunga every round

try do an entire match on overpass or mirage shotgun only and you'll change your perspective on the game

>>176864
can I make some money back by buying the operation and getting the skins? I just wanna boost my steam wallet

>>178859
They'd get banned for aimbotting.

Maybe you should get off the gear.

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>buy css on autumn sale
>bullets actually connect to bodies
>join random deatchmatch/gungame servers
>GOLOSAVANIE playing at 500 db in the background
>have fun

>play CS GO
>massive stuttering and hitching all over the place because the Source engine is shit
>somehow this is considered competitively viable

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>>181195
>>177284
what the fuck are you people on?
literally buttery smooth on my rig of
gtx 1660 super
ryzen 3 3100
16gb ddr4 ram

>>181198
Better specs than yours, but it doesn't matter because it's engine related and isn't fixed by throwing hardware at it. Get something that will show you your frametimes if you dare and you will see the spikes, but I'm warning you what you see will never be unseen even when you turn it off.

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>>181202
I guess picrel is the only answer i can give.

>>179345
>try do an entire match on overpass or mirage shotgun only and you'll change your perspective on the game
Damn bro, I just did that. Not only that it didn't suck, it was actually pretty good. I ranked 2nd.

It was much easier on CT than T, though. Still amazingly effective. People just have no idea what to do when they encounter you. Even when I wasn't doing so well, I kept buying rifles for my teammates, so I probably ended up contributing regardless

>inb4 silver
I am Nova 3

>>181300
>inb4 silver
>I am Nova 3
i forgot what it's like to play non hacker gold nova lobbies

>>181198
Not that anon but I have a 6700k and 2070 Super and about 6 months or so ago when Valorant launched CS still had stuttering issues here and there.
It was a pretty common issue at the time and it's still happening for some people.

I know my CPU isn't the greatest in the world and a little long in the tooth but Valve seemed to break the game with updates.

>first game of the day
>first round starts
>2 of my teammate is afk
>other 2 is retarded
>play whole day tilted because of that first game
every fucking time

>>176864
>play csgo
>throw fire grenade
>walk through my own fire grenade
>kill 3 people with a shotgun

this getting mvps mission is awful lads

>>181300
>>inb4 silver
>I am Nova 3
nova is silver.

>be me
>dem
>only goes for crazy shots
>gets perma griefing ban
>6k inv trade locked

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>play csgo
>waste 30 mins of my life sweating like a try hard
>don't even enjoy it

>>179681
Price of pass is 15 USD
100 stars available from the pass
The agents that cost 25 stars can go for a little over 10, some 15-20. Sell 2 and profit.

>>183531
just ask to defuse/plant the bomb

>>176864
i love how cs was, once upon a time, considered a shitty game for scrub casuals who couldn't hack it in real fps games or move and shoot at the same time. now the gaming landscape has deteriorated to the point where it's the only kinda-sorta-maybe okay fps around.

>>181198
Not him but I have a Celeron G3900 with 8GB of ddr3 1333MHz and a HD 7770, the game can dip to the low 50's especially with many smokes on newer maps

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>Download csgo
>play 1 match
>hate it midway
>uninstall
>repeat in a few months

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NO KAKERA CAN HIDE FROM LAMBDADELTA THE WITCH OF CERTAINTY

>>185881
sex with lambda

>>185515
I hate Siege too. I install. Realise someone in the match is blatantly walling and lose interest. And you can't even call anyone out because people just brigade and run to their defense everytime. Meanwhile you see their kill perspective and they literally snap onto you behind a wall and prefire exactly where you are coming through a door. Must be that gaming headset I guess. :^)

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>see smoke
>spray randomly through it
>get a triple kill

>2500 hours
>still silver 3
wouldn't have it any other way

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>>187556
I have 1800 hours and 800 comp wins, also silver 3
this game just isn't for everybody

>>188787
it took me roughly 500 wins to break out of DMG
another 150 or so for global

>33 hours
>just now got my 10 wins
>silver 4

>23 hours
>MGE

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reading the csgo threads on this board makes me realize how bad you all are at video games

>>181198
Counter-Strike has always been a 2nd/3rd worlder game, leave.

>>188858
NA sucks at cs though

>>188854
these are the people that get mad at sniper in tf2 and the awp.

>>177795
lol but it’s your team’s fault though

>>181198
I know my machine isn’t über or anything but I can play modded ArmA 3 on high settings with a solid 60 fps and BF4/1 on ultra, there is no reason CSGO should be the frame stutter fest it is, Cache in particular is borderline unplayable for me since certain areas just dip to the 30’s and below for no goddamn reason. CSGO is alright if you’re an esportfag thinking they’re the next Optic or some shit but unless you’re just dicking around in deathmatch or something Source and 1.6 are unironically better.
>>186358
Siege became ass when they nerfed Glaz into the ground. Still stupid that you can’t pick specific maps to learn the layout for too, especially for newer ones or remakes.

I flash my own team

>>188854
you see it too right? holy fuck lol

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>>188854
>>191221
faceit level 10 and esea A+ and i feel like an anomaly on this site

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Gotta love /vm/ cs:go threads. Yeah, I'm shit too, but I have fun. I don't sweat every game and I just call up my friends and queue up comp mirage with deagles and shotguns because it's fun. Stop complaining about cs:go because you don't want to learn sprays lmao

>>188803
same guy here.
21 wins, now silver elite!

>>176963
alt f4 literally doesnt work, too many little kids were falling for it so valve had to put in preventative measures.

>>179345
unga bunga is the only way to play. i honestly dont understand why the 5 man flying sawed-off rush isnt a part of the professional scene

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>>176864
>solo queue for comp
>carrying with around half the teams total kills
>get trapped in the corner by 2 of my team mates
>get vote kicked
huh

>>188854
>Implying you need to read the CS threads
There's almost always a dedicated thread or two on this board that's literally just shitter cope about how every possible game is bullshit, noncompetitive, and/or full of cheaters.

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>solo queue for comp so that I can get better at the game because I know casual won't teach me much at this point
>team gets BTFO after first two rounds
>tied for last with the rest not that much ahead
>all of us are in the negative and suck ass
>get vote kicked so that they can surrender
Is it even worth playing comp if you're not with some buddies?

>>197911
not really, but hey, make some friends in soloqueue, and then queue with them, with enough friends, you can constantly be at atleast a 3 stack.

I want so badly to be good at this game :(

>>176864
>play csgo
>don't learn spray patterns
>just aim for the head and hope for headshots

>>176864
>play csfo
>find enemy first
>frag him before he can deal a single dmg point to me
>feel good about myself
>when an enemy finds me first I just say 'hey, my positioning was on point, nothing I could do/I had a worse weapon/my teammates were being retarded' and I don't feel bad about myself
Now I understand why people play team games so much.

based on what

How do you solo queue past le? I've literally been stuck here for a year deranking and upranking all over again.

>>203732
git gud

why does everyone cry about awps. do you retards not buy 2 flash/smoke every gun round. git gud

>>188860
kek

>>176963
You're either playing on Office or you have low trust factor.

Or, you know, you suck and they are just better. Own it.

>>181300
why am i not surprised a nova doesnt know how to play around an awp

>>203954
cuz all you do is hold one angle until something happens on other side of the map, it takes zero skill and aim.

>>205573
then just
shoot him

>>205573
>cuz all you do is hold one angle
Yeah, when your opponents are novas that dry peek a single angle over and over while wondering why they're losing to the sniper rifle holding it. Stop letting him feel comfortable just sitting on a single angle. Smoke him out so you can get close, flash/molly the fuck out of him so he's forced off the angle, and shoulder peek to bait out shots. Even just having your entire team hold W in his direction until he's dead can be an effective way to deal with an AWPer. Start putting him in situations where he doesn't want an AWP rather than trying to contest him in situations where he does.

>>181300
>Nova 3
Congratulations, you're solid shit instead of liquid shit

>>191956
Global + faceit level 7. I got bored of cs and stopped for a year. Have gotten back into it few weeks ago, will try grinding to level 10.

Fuck, CSBros. In a slump at the moment.

>>176864
>play csgo
>Spray enemy
>Deal 89 dmg in 4 hits he does 107 in 3

I hate this shit ass game

>>176864
source is still alive and fun, brought it yesterday and have been having more fun with it than global shitsit'spants

so how DO you counter a negev other than just awkwardly looking at the laser beam with your teammates for 30 seconds?

CSGO doesn't feel right to me. I started playing Source again, now there's a good game. Love playing with the Russians.

>>208622
wait for the reload.

>playing a game that has over 12% of recently active players banned for cheating
You are all mad.

>>208950
so just stare at the laser beam waiting for it to run out of juice?

>>209305
Yeah pretty much. Negev isn't even that good tho if you get the first peek in since Negev guy wont be able to get a good shot for the first 2 seconds