only on big easy edition Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browserYou can join the /hax/ room at:ask in the thread for 'souf' or 'krubb' to make oneRoom is usually "active" around these hours:11pm fri & sat (europe)have fun!!
previously on /hax/: >>982051
thingken of bump next poster gay
Ai Aime Anime
>previous thread lasted 121 dayswhat even is the point of having a thread here
>>1094540to get new players, /sp/ has banned us, /v/ never joins when we make a thread
Soon
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=iezH6Imz6VI&p=1LIVE
>>1094561What's the password?t. noob
>>1094571shaw. always shaw.
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=iezH6Imz6VIpass : shaw
come back krubb
Please cont where are you
UNBANUNBANEUNABNUNABUNBAMUBANUNBAN
>>1094694nigger
>banning me for someone elses abuseepic
shw kill yourself
bmup
>>1094733>closed already KWAB
>>1094737Cba doing room battlesThey have retards banning the top of the crop (me) rip hax
2 spaces left. join quick!
so much fun
I will not be attending any haxball sessions until you address the moderation problems
.
>>1094765good, fuck off schizo
>>1094765who is 'you', schizo
>>1094790you all
>>1094694mental illness
never a dull moment
>>1094871>Schizophrenia disrupts goal-directed activityno wonder the schizos miss so many sitters
31st comment for anime :)
>>1094924I chuckled
....a-are we playing later
not me
when the fincherkino is over
>>1095671Yes.
>>1095675:(
hax delayed due to storm
WE ARE LIVE NOWJOIN JOIN
room is backhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=NX5uvlsY9a4
>>1095799based someone got him a coffeei will be on in 20
>>1094501>11pm fri & sat (europe)tonight?
>>1095826yes
room 2 back as wellhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=jK5Qw2ThtWc
we might unveil an old feature from the neinholddays... soon
>>1095830captainmodebros...
joni
>>1095830bring back stats and kill it off for once
>>1095861which room
A-are we not playing tonight?
>>1095868it usually starts at this hour:30 or later, it all depends on the cytu,be mafia
>2/16>2/16
>>1095876Check again ;)
Join for anime
>>1095919I clapped
k
>enter random room with normal people>inzaghi immediately muted for spamming
>En varios capítulos del Chavo del 8, los personajes hacían referencia a su fanatismo o inclinación por algún equipo mexicano. Uno de los más apasionados era Don Ramón con su clásica frase ‘Yo le voy al Necaxa’.you were right mx
I'm always right
wdym focus on me? I was the one telling others not to kill /ourguys/ and I think it was aaa who killed you, but our guys won in the end anywayok love you cont <3
games
>come back from Ferraz, no gamesgrim
there is more to life than haxball
i dreamed that we were playing on a sunday
>>1098016we did play on sunday
Are we playing today?
It's monday anime night
>>1098029i meant on a proper sunday evening not in the first hours of a sunday mr. smartypants
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGEFINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY CAGEHIZUMI DE MICHI YAMUNDA TORIKAGO WAOKAERI KIMI NO TAME NO KUREIDORU
HAX IS CANCELLED TODAY due to weather complicationsWe will continue tomorrow.
You've made that joke twice in this thread already
rat, bite your own tail 4x2 times if she has been rewritten your will to stay there
UFCFOREVERI don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop skipping queues on cytube that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
anime tunes deserve to be skipped
what time we on? unironically my captcha
Acquiring a Schweppes de limón for the miss as we speak
>>1102453Around this time, maybe half an hour earlier or half an hour later, usually is half an hour later
>>1102121Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha>>1102226And it’s landed every time
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jK5Qw2ThtWcpass : shawJOIN NOW (pls)
dont be in the room if you're gay
>>1102518What did he mean by this @chat
RIGGED GET BACK RIGHT NOW
spaces left
2-1 WHAT A GOAL!
blues keeping quiet..
kek
:broom:
team of frauds got bodied tonight
this danish guy is fucking thrash lol
>>1102793I hate him
>>1102793
>>1102805
who is the serb and why did he ban me
Good cast tonight. Even actual agents almost deflected to the other side by sheer contagion force
>>1102793he's a fucking jerk
gigante was right. We actually missed out on watching a great match
nigga really going round callin himself "krubb"
"krubb" on hax 17/11/2023 out of 18 players>11th on number of matches played (19)>16th on most matches won (5)>16th on win ratio (26,32%)>12th on most goals scored (5)>15th on most assists (1)>10th on goals scored per match (0,26)>16th on assists per match (0,05)>14th on G+A per match (0,31)fraud or no?
>>1103264Let a nigga be drunk and have fun
>statsholdLeave
>>1103264post the winners then
i-i like krubbi thought he was quite chilled last night
>>1103264Do you have a breakdown for all the players PLEASE
>>1103350name a player and i may or may not post it
>>1103359cont souf ratagnicuck
>>1103350Inzaghi:>7th on number of matches played (23)>16th on most matches won (5)>18th on win ratio (21,74%)>10th on most goals scored (7)>18th on most assists (0)>9th on goals scored per match (0,30)>18th on assists per match (0)>16th on G+A per match (0,30)
>>1103425between 18 players:>win ratio5th - cont (55,17%)7th - rat (54,55%)8th - souf (52,63%)13th - cuck (46,67%)14th - agni (40%)>goals scored1st - cont (21)6th - rat (13)10th - agni (6)14th - cuck (3)15th - souf (gk)>assists1st - rat (16)2nd - cont (12)8th - agni and cuck (7)14th - souf (2)>G+A per game2nd - cont (1,14)5th - rat (0,88)8th - cuck (0,67)12th - agni (0,52)16th - souf (0,11) but many saves made as gk
>>1103436>soufs win % bit surprised by that kek
>>1103441He's a good GK tbqhminus the bloopers
>>1103436agnibros.....
>>1103436now post who was last in each one
>>1103445ujee. lost all matches he played and didn't score nor had any assists
Does it track own goals?
w-what time we playing
>>1103436who were top 3 win ratio?
>>11034641st - Salazar (65,52%)2nd - shw (65%)3rd - oooooooooo (61,54%)
>>1103474based salazar
>>1103444What agnime abstinence will do to a homeboy
>>1103474Uhhh shwcursebros???
>>1103462In 1 hour
>No evidence anywhereMade up stats. Might as well start sacrificing a Messiah to appeal to the deities.
>>1103491cope on shitter
post mine
>>1103501>gigante11th on win ratio (50%)2nd on most goals (20)4th on most assists (10)6th on G+A per game (0,79)
>>1103494>Evidence still ???Fake and of another kind of perfectly acceptable sexuality.
>>1103430how many POTY tho?
>>1103490lie
>>1103555not my fault the cytube mafia hasn't even gathered round
it's happening
Kusuriya no Hitorigoto - 06 (2023)
bump>
>>1103359fabio
Torn between watching anime and playing videogames with my fren Fabireko
about 3 spaces left
good riddance!
SUDDENLY
messssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
stats?
official recording of haxsession 18/11/2023https://files.catbox.moe/nr6xtx.hbr2ignore everything after inza loads the volleyball map it's all mememaps from there on
Virus
INZAGHI on hax 18/11/2023>1st on win ratio (71,23%)>1st on most goals scored (43)>1st on goals scored per match (1,67)>1st on G+A per match (1,81)
stop faking stats @aaaaaaaaaaaa
>Goals per insult at teammate (1 insult per game minimum)1. Gigante (3.0)2. KAKA (1.0)3. Inzaghi (0.2)>Drobbles a dribble1. Contagious (wow how did he do that)2. Rigged (noiiice)3. Tonco (noice)>Key plays per touch1. Inzaghi (3.0)2. Benis (0.7)3. Contagious (0.5)>Panic attacks per game1. Rat (2.5)2. Souf (1.1)3. Souf's cat (1.0)>Words per minute1. Inzaghi [manic episode] (203.1)2. Agni [crucial timing adjusted] (42.9)3. Souf (26.1)9001. Rigged (0.0)>Heart/101. Souf (10.0)272. Krubb [at maximum survivable BAC] (-7.0)273. Inzaghi [missed tap-in adjusted] (-8.9)>Banned per hour1. Cuck (21.7)2.-3. KAKA and Krubb (2.5)4.-665. Whoever Gigante chooses (0.2)>afk to brb ratio1. Agni (5.4)2. Gimi (3.2)3.-15. those with British and Dutch ISPs (2.8) >You now remember per night1. Abu (2.0)2. boomerball (0.6)3. hey neinholdbot afk (0.4)201.-900. those who are forgotten (0.0)901. when you were happy (-0.01)
>>1103824Kekked and kinoed
>>1103824finally some stats that actually matter
>>1103726here you go fags1st line is goals, 2nd assists, 3rd caps and 4th g+a per gamealso, heres win% :{'leomesi': 1.0, 'souf': 0.7222222222222222, "kslar's": 0.7083333333333334, 'benchnaldo': 0.6666666666666666, 'tonco': 0.6190476190476191, 'Silver': 0.5666666666666667, 'Benis': 0.5454545454545454, 'Agnime': 0.5384615384615384, 'slim': 0.5, '🟨INZAGHI🟨STRIKER🟨GOALS': 0.5, 'ngubu': 0.5, 'shw': 0.45454545454545453, 'aaaaaaaaaaaa': 0.45, 'KAKA': 0.42857142857142855, 'rat': 0.3333333333333333, 'proposition': 0.3333333333333333, 'oooooooooo': 0.25, 'Fabio': 0.16666666666666666}
>>1104236Inzaghi in the MUD
>>1104236>giga top scorer>gimi appearing even with disconnecting every 10 secondsi kneel to our high ping overlords
>>1104305not hard to be top scorer when you never defend
>>1104305Giga basically camps in the opposition half for majority of the game and still misses good chances, the people who are not poachers are more impressive.
>>1104236>Fabio': 0.16666666666666666OH NONONONONONO
>>1104309>>1104320sounds like cope to me
hax 17/11 full stats>win ratio1- Salazar (65,52%)2- shw (65,00%)3- oooooooooo (61,54%)4- benis (58,33%)5- cont (55,17%)6- aaaaaaaaaaaa (55,00%)7- rat (54,55%)8- souf (52,63%)9- gimi (51,85%)10- inzaghi (50,00%)==- Gigante (50,00%)12- benchnaldo (48,28%)13- r (46,67%)14- Agni (40,00%)15- honk (31,25%)16- Krubb (26,32%)17- mk-ultra (14,29%)18- UJEE (0,00%)>goals scored1- cont (21)2- Gigante (20)3- aaaaaaaaaaaa (19)4- inzaghi (15)5- Salazar (14)6- rat (13)7- oooooooooo (9)8- benchnaldo (9)9- benis (7)10- Agni (6)11- gimi (5)==- Krubb (5)13- shw (4)14- r (3)15- souf (0) ==- honk (0)==- mk-ultra (0)==- UJEE (0)>assists1- rat (16)2- cont (12)3- gimi (11)4- Gigante (10)5- aaaaaaaaaaaa (8)6- benchnaldo (8)7- Salazar (7)=- Agni (7)=- r (7)10- oooooooooo (5)==- shw (5)12- benis (4)13- inzaghi (3)14- souf (2)15- Krubb (1)==- mk-ultra (1)17- honk (0)==- UJEE (0)>goals + assists per game1- aaaaaaaaaaaa (1,35)2- cont (1,14)3- inzaghi (1,00)4- benis (0,92)5- rat (0,88)6- Gigante (0,79)7- Salazar (0,72)8- r (0,67)9- gimi (0,59)=- benchnaldo (0,59)11- oooooooooo (0,54)12- Agni (0,52)13- shw (0,45)14- Krubb (0,32)15- mk-ultra (0,14)16- souf (0,11)17- honk (0,00)==- UJEE (0,00)
*hoofs it to the forwards while getting the golden glove*
>>1104236>contagious: 22*23
>>1104422holy cope
>>1104374Now give me stats for the top 3 underrated and overrated haxball players.
>>1104387Squatzandoatzbbies, our response?
>>1104422VAR on kslar rooms when
>>1104434i can't even think of 3 highly rated players let alone 3 overrated
underrated: benchnaldo, benis, oooooooooo
>>1104422didn't count so no goal
>>1104374as good as useless until you add progressive carries and #OPA per 4
what about xG
>>1104468Cont, tonco, rat. Easy.
>>1104374Krubb before he enters his deranged drunk state is most-likely above everyone here. I would rate him best and worst player.
OFFICIAL /hax/ 'ACE' POWER RANKINGS__Ace tier__X. Agni----< LIFE AND DEATH BORDER, EXISTENCE-NON EXISTENCE POWER GAP ----->Non AceY. Everyone ElseZ. Not Agni
>>1105250>worse stats than gimi, oooooo and r
>b-b-but i was d-drunk!!!1!1>b-but i was distracted by ANIME!!!!!!
>He thinks someone that got parsed out of reality will stop watching anime and tryhard because of some stats that will eventually get nuked and fade to Nihil, (just like nein's domain did)L to the MAOI
>>1105127winners don't make excuses
>stats killing hax again
>>1105362rat won't let that happen
you're the one making the stats aren't you mxthis is your new plan to kill hax, admit it
>>1105316t. not Ace
>>1104374heh you can tell who resets teams with Admin just by looking at those.
novels typed per game stat when
cont riggedinzaghikrubbsalazarbenchnaldo
>>1106269Okay, but what about underrated ones?
>>1104309>>1104320Winners don't make excuses
>>1104320gonna make a shot to goal ratio stat then
>>>/sp/136882606why is cont like this, so mean to cuck
JOIN https://www.haxball.com/play?c=HpGxMqbIlvA&p=1pass : rage
When will Sanae's suffering stop
>>1106605did you already close it? not that I can enter anyways with these gay net settings
inzaghi I will come to netherlands in january and we can meet up
>>1106772One member of /hax/ I would never like to meet.
i>>1106772Please take pictures. Inzaghi is the only regular that I don't have a clear image of in my mind. I can't even tell if he'd look normal or not.
>>1107419>give me *****boils?
30 hours
0 novemdecillions until next anime night
>>1108683>>1107121>>1106281>>1103707>>1103626>>1103578weeb free /hax/
>>1108864have a feeling this post is going to cause some controversy.
>new right- wing prime minister of Netherlands to abolish immigration and demolish all the mosques in Netherlandswe will soon witness inza missing tap ins with reverse polish flag by his name and 500 ping
>>1108864Stop the self-hate, bro.
>center right parties>doing anything
if anything shw and honk are about to have a lot more inzaghis in their country
>>1108876u idiot are wrong bcs like me hes also part INDO... just like me... we are most HIGH IQ of all ppl so thats why we always WIN... and im far right 2 on the PITCH when I play HAX... and i wait there for IDIOTS to do somethin wrong... and then i leave... i cant get deported cus INDONESIAN ppl are the least CRIMINAL people and im too good at HAX and was POTY so im a example for other ppl... fk i have to explain 2 much bcs of LOW IQ ppl like u... 2morrow play HAX again i miss u guys 2 much and i want to wait on the pitch for something 2 go wrong and then INSULT u all again...
>>1108864Based but to be fair the animetard is useless whether he's jerking off to anime or focusing on the game. He's that BAD.
oh boy
>>1109308indo-dutch heritage is an euphemism for colonizer heritage. Name and shame
>>1109308>LOW IQ>Not IDIOTAToo refined for his vocabulary, but good attempt
5 hours
let's have a good session of sex tonight boys
oops i mean hax
/hax/ frens
>>1109878the disabled one reminds me of Inza
>>1109878
小梅ちゃんよりお土産
2 hours
>>1109951体にゴミを入れるのはやめましょうビング によってもたらされた翻訳
3 hours
cytube mafia ASSEMBLE
44 minutes 12 seconds
WHERE IS EVERYONE??
My bby has me busy gardening
All this weekday chatting and nobody joins in the weeked
gonna join and wait for you fags
>>1110226Because it usually starts later, in like 30 mins.
>>1110232It should have started half an hour ago, or was there a daylights saving time change I didn't hear about?
can we stop saying nigger please?
7v7
I dare you lo(o)sers to post stats for today.Non-modified stats.I dare you.(shout out to Rigged)
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jK5Qw2ThtWcpass : shaw
>>1110346hope he can count to 1
EZ
Please stop drinking, Krubb
>>1110346I take back what I said, I kneel.
>>1110346GOAT.
Got this thing in the Forever Prayer today. Should I welcome it?
post it here mx
no need to make stats for today, cont didn't come so there wasn't anyone that could challenge me for golden boot
>>1110434assist d'or is still at play
https://files.catbox.moe/2359f6.hbr2Hax session 24/11/2023
>>1110446gonna do win% in the mornan
don't forget to do goals per shots on goal to find out who really are missing sitters
>>1110460I guess being a good player means nothing.
>>1110476stats are just for fun and shouldnt be taken too seriouslyofc these stats dont really show who's good gk or defenderthats what win% compensates for but still, like i said, its just a number brah
>>1110482So why do you post them? What if Krubb sees it?
>>1110470that would be a misleading stat cause some players have a style for taking lots of shots and/ or high risk shots
>>1110483like i said, for fun dont plan on doing this every nightWhat if he sees it, what then? I dont get it
>>1110460>secondWhat am I gonna call myself tomorrow now
>>1110346The obvious god of the night.
>>1110483>>1110485Kek, he is literally on top of the charge.I still hate him
show win %
what even is caps
>stacking daily with monthlylolstats will kil nu-hax
>>1110518it's not serious. you can tell who's good just by playing and watching the games. but who cares anyway. stats are still fun
>>1110522Give me your top players then
>>1110510Matches played
Current Greatest Players (peak)1. Krubb2. Conta3. Rigged4.5. Tonco6.Most Consistent Players1. Rigged2. Benchnaldo3.4.5.6. KakaWorst Team Mates1. Agni2.3.4.5.6.Can someone continue the list.
tfw missed a wp and rigged night
>>1110656Are you retarded? Stats are here >>1110460Your feelings don't matter.
OFFICIAL WILL NEVER KNOW TRUE HELL RANKINGSEternal Unawareness-Reverse Satori. Krubb----< Will possibly experience a fragment of it POWER GAP ----->1. People that go through usual cycles and loops of learning2. Reluctant Seekers----< 'Those barely in the know' POWER GAP ----->1. Nikitas2. Self-learning artificial life forms3. Ab*----< TRUE LOVE POWER GAP ----->[Redacted] ɆⱤⱤØⱤ ɆⱤⱤØⱤ ɆⱤⱤØⱤ ₵Ɽł₮ł₵₳Ⱡ ₳₵₵Ɇ₴₴ ɆⱤⱤØⱤ
>being in the same room with a 30-year old weeb freak every weekendgrim
>>1110508{'rigged': 0.8333333333333334, 'wp': 0.7777777777777778, 'benchnaldo': 0.6666666666666666, 'tonco': 0.65, 'Not': 0.5652173913043478, 'KAKA': 0.5625, 'Salazar': 0.55, 'Ryomen': 0.5454545454545454, 'souf': 0.5, 'ngubu': 0.5, 'honk': 0.47058823529411764, 'brasileirão': 0.4444444444444444, 'rat': 0.4375, 'Fabio': 0.4166666666666667, 'Bota': 0.3333333333333333, 'loco2': 0.32, 'aaaaaaaaaaaa': 0.26666666666666666, 'shw': 0.25}
>>1110801Won't be long until he pulls a CR7. Seems more unhinged every weekend.
Agni will never know true suffering and character building.Agni will never know what its like to lose everything and fall down to the depths of hell and crawl back up only to be kicked back down again
Damn, disco time with your right hand ran late this weekhttps://www.stopgooningaddiction.fi
Krubb's legacy will prove more perpetual than any number.
>>1104374>>1110816>shw dropping from 65% to 25%
>>1110816Yes, 'Not' is Agni. He tried to disguise himself, but the subnet mask exposed him
>>1110861It was actually the 1 assist in 23 games that gave it away for me.
>>1110863He was in the top ten of assists last week. Yesterday he only played as a gk
>>1110491txeko peres
>thinks that I'm the only one who hates himkek, schizo manchild
Can you answer without showing a very apparent, altered emotional state?
>>1110835Krubb>>1110841Agni>>1110850Rigged>>1110857Gigante>>1110861Agni>>1110863Tonco>>1110866Rat>>1110909Gimi>>1110963KakaHope that clears things up.
>>1110971Agni
>>1110829who?
>>1110973Tranny>implying rigged ever post in these threads
>>1110979CR7? My P idol. CRY? MACHINA >>1107419
>>1110979you. we care about you, but you need to start helping yourself.
>Give my idol a pen hands out tiktok resultsFabio.
>>1110963>hateKEK. LMAO even. Glad to know I provoke a stronger reaction on you than interracial cuckoldry
>>1110973>>>1110909 (You)>Gimitrue
Crashing this statsfaggotry with no survivors>STOP. THE. COUNT.
>>1111003I'm rentfree in your head, manchild weebfaggot. You try to get my attention every game when I ignored you most of the time. Did you cry when I beat you yesterday btw? Did you start scoring own goals again when I left?
Imagine being 30 years old and still throwing temper tantrums like a teenage girl. Guess that's anime brain rot.
>>1110829what did Cron do? i have been out of the loop for a long time.
>>1110971Truffaut is for plebs. Rivette is the GOAT of FNW.
>>1110989what
>>1111056>30 years old>animesurely not.
>>1111062Last post I remember was when he filmed himself screaming into his wrist when Neinhold closed the room down. /hax/'s lowest moment.
one day you will grow into anime.
had a rough night stats wisewill put it right tonightoh wait i DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT STATS
Keep pushing and see what happens...
>>1111043Interracial cuckoldry and PUA forums
>>1110460assists>loco2: 3>el krubbo: 3EL PLAN IS REAL
beware gimi
>>1111224Is that Floren?
>>1111245yes
>>1111180You've got no idea. I wish you the best brother but my pain will always be the kinoest. Sorry gg no re
>>1110460what is the criteria for caps?if someone is afk 15 seconds into a match and is subbed out, does it count as an appearance?
>>1111224>real already looking to sign estevãohe can't keep getting away with it
>>1111279If Neymar gets injured and goes off after 8 minutes, do you think they take away his cap?
>>1110816>rigged: 0.8333333333333334fucking hell
Automated stat tracking when?On an unrelated note, why haven't we tried playing during weekdays yet? I think we've built up enough players that we could actually get a room going outside of only Fridays/Saturdays
>>1111337cont wasn't there so he had no competition.
By the way, for those who don't know, you can upload the hbr2r file: https://haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/It lets you see all the replays and stats analysis, it's a pretty cool tool.
i see history repeating itself
>>1111369just need someone to start doing "player reports" now
>>1111369W-what happened last time?
>>1111356more kicks = better player
>>1111369Cum historia mutat valde
How did this red team lose? Who's the fraud?
>>1110816ENTER
>>1110446I don't care about the stats, but please keep posting these, webms will return (I think everyone likes those, right?)
>>1111378general faggotry, schizoing and autism.
Why are there no defending and carrying your team stats? I literally assisted and carried every team LMFAOing at these stats.
>>1111391tonco is just that good
>>1111408>Sofascore for Hax
>>1111391you're asking how a team with rat and honk lost?
>>1111423Just goes to show that stats are a bad indicator of skill.If I don't carry my team, then who will? Broke ass nigga.>>1111407I should be at the highest.
>>1111391>more possession>more kicks>more passes>more shots on goal>lost 0-3Banking on goalkeepers' putting on masterclasses, one literal and one ironic.
>hate stats>love webms>wish we'd play more oftensimple as
>>1111391>faced 5 shots>conceded 3Finnish goaltending at its finest.
# of interceptions when
>>1111407how good was Piguain actually?anyone have any webms?
you faggots can type but not play already?
>>1111452Someone post that webm of him scoring from before the halfway line with a fucking wall bounce
^^
>>1111452all the webms i made are wiped out clean from my drive ( didnt make backup lmao)t. loco2
>>1111456Chill, most yuros are probably eating dinner or about to. We'll play after.I also back the idea of us playing on other weekdays, I think we've built enough of a player base now that we could realistically do it again and have at least 8 people fairly often.>>1111463Sad, some of the webms were awesome. We should start making some more again
>>1111459I literally did the same. Pleb.Contagious too
>>1111452wasn't really a big gap between him and cont. piguain probably edges it in attack, very clinical, but I'd take cont on defence
>>1111468From what I recall, your attempt at it ended in a goal, but for the other team. Contagious has done it in futsal, not classic as far as I'm aware.
>>1111482There is a webm of me doing it from over halfway and scoring, check the old threads.
>>1111486>check the threads that don't exist anymore
>>1111486i remember it, krubb
>>1111488>>1111490Reminder."So I have compiled a list of players who can take on every role during a game and win it:PiguainRiggedKrubb(Cron has the potential to be added here in the future)>A list of the only players with a powershot goal (caught on webm atleast):RenPiguainKrubbContagious>A list of players who has the most wins on streak:KrubbRiggedPiguainContagiousSalazarRatEl_CapYey>A none retarded listNeinholdList will be updated with time"
>>1111496>from before the halfway line
>>1111482>>1111486>>1111488>>1111490There we go.KNEEL
>>1111497Around the halfway line is the most likely place to score a goal like that. If you're too close to the opponent's goal it's even more difficult to get the angle required. They're all impressive
>>1111502I apologize and kneel.
>>1111502It is about time we learn, bros...
>>1111502>pel>deer>hobomessi>shmGood times
The time has arrived
Has /hax/ ever tried playing with the winning team staying on? Could be fun to see who can put together the longest streaks. Or maybe captains choosing the teams, that can be fun too.I find the random teams can get boring, but I haven't played that long so I don't know if there's some reason why that's all we do.
>>1111518>Or maybe captains choosing the teams, that can be fun too.yes we tried this and it wasnt fun at all
>>1111518Used to be 2 captains picking teams every game. But too often it was just the same players being picked every time and some people would spend 4 games in a row on the bench
>>1111528why?
>>1111502
>>1111502>>1111534
>>1111502>>1111534>>1111536
>>1111534holy semen slurping>>1111536>the city of SHM
>>1111536For everyone of those, there are at least 10 of these.
>>1111537cock? more like goat
>>1111502>>1111536>>1111537too bad you're washed now
>>1111540This is peak /hax/, I'm kind of sad that the ridiculous mistakes we used to get every game are so rare now.
Stay seething + coping + grass touching losers.I literally OWN 4chin haxball at this point. It truly is lonely at the top..
>>1111546ok, who made this and when are they making one for 2023? it seems like since i joined no one does this fun stuff anymore
>>1111496>"So I have compiled a list of players who can take on every role during a game and win it:So why do you ragequit or go afk when your team is losing? The GOATs of /hax/ have never done that, you're overrating yourself.
>>1111544>gimis "lag" misses>shwIt's still there
>>1111540>still manages to get a goalKrubb truly is a league of his own..
guys please come play https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jK5Qw2ThtWcpass shaw
>>1111551I didn't make that list fuckwit, it's from an old thread
>>1111546Who made this? It's pretty cool.
>>1111546>>1111550
>>1111557newer one
>>1111299he is a Barca fan tho
>>1111557>>1111559I like the FUT cards better because there's some stuff referencing people's personalities too, but this is also awesome.
>>1111534Miss hobrap so fucking much.[EMIMEM LYRICS START PLAYING]TILL IY COLLAPSE, YEAH.
>>1111451this.
¿Kas limón o kas naranja?
>>1111557Biscuits, Jean and Abu were very good too.
>>1111502Kino.How many players here has been able to do that?
>>1111573I miss the luxury of having solid dedicated GKs like Sergio and Abu
Anyone remember that gk who never left his line? now that was a gimmick.
>>1111546I don't get it. What position is GRF?
1 more for 3v3
>>1111557Im happy im not using the valuable space in my head to remember all these names
>>1111578Being a striker-keeper is the real /hax/xer stat
>>1111581game ruining forward. forgot about that kek
>>1111546Do you have the stats with the overrall ratings too? That one caused some seething.
>>1111596I don't think that ever happened, the dude who was making it posted a sample of 3 or 4 cards with the ratings and the seething was so strong that he removed the ratings for the final version.
>>1110973>GiganteNo, I would have posted something like the shw curse is real after all kys shw btw
Idols for this feel?
>>1111344Maybe we can add an extra day for this winter break, but no more some of us have shit to do
>>1111391>How did the 2 top scorers defeat one of the most irresponsible goalkeepers
>>1111451I reckon I should be number one for my ball chasing abilities
>>1111502Nice plumberball losers
>>1111647Hey I've seen this bruv in my goon compilation files.
>>1111712sauce for right?
>>1111761>>1110841
>room fullsomeone kick a nigger or two
>>1111644>Bota': 0.3333333333333333 in 34 gameskwab
One more episode before I'm back from not watching anime
kick messoy
I vote we play on Tuesdays as well
neinhold here back for one night onlyjoin and you will see me
more brits join please
>>1111961The room's full so they have to start another game at room1
make some space
>>1111980ktell me who to kick
>>1111279No, if theres no kicks its ignored
the room is still fucking fullwhat is going on is Nein back
>>1111987the mexican
>>1111987agni
>>1111564nigga that was our inside joke, his and mine i mean
>>1111987Space now
>room full>new playersstats saved /hax/
i fucking FELL ASLEEPsorry guys
I need a break
spaces now
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jK5Qw2ThtWccome on in
GOAAAAAAAL
stats saved /hax/can't wait to see who had the best win/loss today
>>1112107riggedit's always rigged
>>1112111he was shit today
My AOTS? Under Ninja
>>1112107whoever got lucky and had the fewest new friends on their team
stats, kslar, krubb, neinhold. the true saviors of hax.
>>1112116It all evens out after a few games, match making is effectively random
>>1112111>it's always riggedWhat? We have stats for three nights, one it was Salazar, one it was souf, one it was rigged.
>>1112149And on which of those nights did rigged play?
>>1112150I-irrelevant
>>1112120Krubb and Rigged has been here for over a decade afaik. The former has apparently always been in the center, be it good or bad.t. Hax historian
>>1112171>>1112120Meant to write Neinhold too, but I don't know if he has been here for as long and I wouldn't really call him a saviour of anything. Dude's got an ego.
>>1112171Has Rigged always been a mute or does he just hate us?
>>1112171Has Rigged ever talked?>>1112174Well, Neinhold is gone now, so I think it's really only Rigged and Krubb as far as guys who have been around from the start.
Apart from Rigged and Krubb, who's been around the longest then?
>>1112175Always been a mute player to everyone other than the Dane>>1112183El Capitano, boils & assmilk.Overkill too I think?
>>1112213YNR >Overkill
Naisu desu ne
>>1112183>2012Krubb, pel, rigged>2020rat, Salazar, messoy, souf, aaaaaa, benis, KAKA, Inzaghi, Hobomessi, Loco2, SHM, abc>2020/2021?Contagious, r>2021Agni, spuh>2022shw, honk, Fabio, gimi, Gigante>2023oooooo, benchnaldo
https://files.catbox.moe/3awvvx.hbr2Hax session 25/11/2023 featuring newfriends and oldfriends
>>1112235Krubbs is 2011 according to himself
>>1112239>according to himselfLmao
>>1112258Nah he has been here since late 2011 can confirmt. not krubb
tomorrow i will do human-analysed stats to see if it corresponds to whatever program the statman got running to do them
>>1112301It's gonna take you hours
>>1112310i'll just add the stats from that website someone posted, excluding non-finished matches and caps from afk players
>>1112301>270 minutesGood luck
>>1112120Krubb fell off after 2019. He never recovered since Piguain and rigged took his spot. And right now, it's cont with the number one spot. Krubb can't catch a break and is like the old player who didn't know when to retire>t. knower
@HaxHistorian is it true Inza was player of the year 2020/2021
>>1112410No.
bruh Salazar was trash wtf are you guys even talking about
>>1112391hobo mogs me on futsal now after going through a tryhard bootcamp. I just cant compete.
Two hours in. Seeing rat tied up in bondage in the goal line is pretty hot
cock if you see this: please comeback. I and we shan't live without you.One only really notices the value of something when its gone.
>>1112391>>1112476Krapp mogged the entire room for hours this friday. Never seen anything like it.t. witness
>>1112522Hello Krubb
>>1112522Can confirm.t. another witness
We should play today too.
Can anyone post the entire replay from this friday? Need to see this Krubb domination and if it is true.t.
>>1112236win%:1.drugovich : 76.92307692307693%2.aaaaaaaaaaaa : 75.0%3.hobomessi(11).png : 75.0%4.fred : 72.72727272727273%5.KAKA : 66.66666666666666%6.Salazar : 65.78947368421053%7.rigged : 65.38461538461539%8.tonco : 64.70588235294117%9.comebacktagious : 64.28571428571429%10.Loco2 : 61.76470588235294%11.aaaaaaaaaaaa2 : 59.09090909090909%12.rat : 57.14285714285714%13.Agnime : 56.25%14.souf : 54.54545454545454%15.kangz : 52.63157894736842%16.benchnaldo : 46.15384615384615%17.The : 42.5%18.Benis : 41.66666666666667%19.ass : 41.66666666666667%20.Not : 40.0%21.ngubu : 35.483870967741936%22.tbm : 34.48275862068966%23.ooooooooo : 32.25806451612903%24.anossy : 28.888888888888886%25.booba : 28.000000000000004%26.timpo : 25.0%27.Ryomen : 25.0%28.#WeAreWithYouGavi : 20.0%
Stats is the end of hax.
>13He can't keep getting with it
>>1112553>including me when I was sleepy and only there for 15 minutesI think it is about time you guys stop ratting up against me to bully me.
CS and conceded/shots faced when?
>>1112553>ooooooo has the same G+A as rat in less matchesIs rat finished?
>>1112553nice
>>1112570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeVY8l6ZndY
>>1112579oooooooo’s teammates letting him down
>>1112553I will do a few "championships" for these stats using F1's scoring system. Stay tuned.
>>1112553Had like 90% until souf left ;_;
>>1112553The Benis ass Not
YWNWAT
Alright, here's the Goals championship. The way this works is we treat every night as an event, and score it with the F1 system. So the person with the most goals for the night gets 25 points, second gets 18, etc. Anyone outside the top 10 or who didn't play gets nothing.It's total mx domination, who has been on the podium 3 out of 4 times. Cont has done the same but didn't show up on the third night and that costs him in the standings.Winners list: mx, contagious, tonco, salazar (1 each)Podiums list: mx, contagious (3 each), benchnaldo, aaaaaaaaa (2 each), salazar, tonco (1 each)
>>1112642Here's the Assists championshipCont leads this one with three podiums, but rat is only 4 points behindWinners list: rat, contagious, benchnaldo, salazar (1 each)Podiums list: contagious (3), rat (2), gimi, tonco, benchnaldo, rigged, KAKA, salazar, aaaaaaaaaaa (1 each)
>>1112642>>1112651Next, is the goals+assists per game championship, which contagious also leads, closely followed by tonco and aaaaaaaaa (the only one with 2 wins). Unfortunately the stats posted don't have full top 10 information for every session and I can't be bothered to get it myself, so this is not 100% complete as far as the bottom positions go.Winners list: aaaaaaaaaa (2), contagious, tonco (1 each)Podiums list: contagious (3), aaaaaaaaaaaa, Inzaghi, tonco (2 each), KAKA, Salazar, wp (1 each)
>>1112642>>1112651>>1112661And finally, the win/loss championship. Salazar leads from rigged who has played only two out of the 4 nights. Contagious is third, and as a result, the only player who is top 3 in all our championships!Winners list: Salazar, souf, rigged, gimi (1 each)Podiums list: benchnaldo (2), Salazar, shw, oooooooo, souf, contagious, rigged, wp, gimi, aaaaaaaaaaaa, hobomessi (1 each)
Cool. Didn't read or click any of that, but I'm glad
>>1112676This.What the fuck is this autism?>>1112642>>1112651>>1112661>>1112665Make a tournament or something and put cash on it instead you retard.
dont bully the guy, i appreciate the effort but this is probably a bit over the top
>>1112642>>1112651>>1112661>>1112665cont confirmed goat, but a bit too much autism for me
Jesus christ.I'm out.
hax is back
>>1112579He's a gk two thirds of the time.
cringe
>>1112642>>1112651>>1112661>>1112665You idiots never change.
>>1112651>>1112661>>1112665based
>>1112579ooo is good but better as a DM/defender. He's also a bit inconsistent and bad at shooting.
>>1112651>>1112661>13aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>we went from banter, tunes and light-hearted fun to peak autism in just a few weeks
sunday /hax/ afternoon y/n?
>>1112713oooo got somehow worse than he was a few weeks ago
aaaaaaaaaaratkakalocoagnishwbenisoooooooosoufall might as well be the same player. can't remember how good they are relative to each other or what positions they play. just the filler players on a team
keep seething gigante
>>1112763Yes pls, but in 1 hour
i would rather have a system with weighted points between the 4 criteria all together instead of 4 different championships
i tried to make 1 stat for gks/ defenders but i have limited options.So i found all the players that had 0 shots on goal in some game( yeah, i know) and crunched the numbers how much they concede in those games on average. these are 5 best ones in that stat. but yeah defending/ gking should be encouraged, it would lead to more interesting games and team with no gk loses for surelowest conceding defenders : {'rigged': 0.8333333333333334, 'comebacktagious': 1.0, 'aaaaaaaaaaaa': 1.0, 'fred': 1.1428571428571428, 'souf': 1.1818181818181819,.......
>>1112863>So i found all the players that had 0 shots on goal in some gameInzaghi bros we're SO back
>>1112863You should also compare that with how many shots they faced.
>>1112898Doesn't really help because we don't know if they were playing GK or DM. GKs look better with lots of shots, but DMs should be minimising the number of shots the opponent can take
Any hosts?
someone host
is the kslar room closed again
>>1112972can someone unban me, i got banned for no reason yesterday from the mexican guy
>>1094540What a turnaround.
>>1112974>>1094540Winter is coming, we're all snowed in or something
>>1112973bans cleared
Busy playing anigames, maybe later
New topic?
>>1112974the big easy draw
>>1112980the fuck is a topic weirdo
>>1112980jesus-christ-this-manchild-is-obsessed-focus-on-gking-and-maybe-getting-a-wife-at-30-instead-of-watching-cartoons-for-little-girls-@Agnime edition
>>1112987ok
nü?
wtf the last thread lasted for 4 months and we went through this one in less than a monthSo this is the power of statshax
>>1112962>>1112962>>1112962>>1112962
you are actually playing lmao
>>1113007Yeah no one wants to play defense anymore is the power of statshax
Funny how nobody ever mentions that the shw that plays now isn't the shw that used to play. Are we all not saying anything because it's obvious or did people just forget? Seriously look at how he used to play compared to now. One of the best players compared to missing easy chances or letting in goals every game. If you look in the archive, there's a gap of 3 months where nobody mentions him and then he's just back. Why bother saying anything? Lots of people call themselves shaw and he wasn't to know. Still kind of weird though.
>>1113074Because everyone did mention it when the new shw joined? why keep going over old ground?
>>1113079arch.b4k.co/vm/search/filename/shw/
new thread when
>Agni purposfully putting me on the losing team so he can spend his entire night making sure my stats are worse than they already areImagine being this butthurt over a discord girl I insulted
>>1113158>discord girlthat's his wife
>>1113158Is this just like when I used meth and bled from my butt?
>>1113188
>>1113189So you really do stick things up your butt?weird guy
>>1113194You really got filtered by true love huh. My bad, won't take you seriously next time you try to 'talk'
Weird guy.
>>1113189wait, isn't he the one justifying stuff like video calls and long distance relationships here?
>>1113203Let's say I chose not to share the undignified bits
>can't have fun with admins or sub people in and out ever because muh stats spergshax is dying
Hobomessi and Krubb confirmed best futsal duo
>>1113238Krubb would not make it into my 5-a-side futsal dream team
>>1113246>t. Agni
>2011+12>still failing to understand the krubb role
>mx uses janny powers to banice cold nigga
>>1113255>>1113253No one would pick krubb over hobo, cont, rat, rigged, tonco, salazar etc.
https://files.catbox.moe/2ebl0v.hbr2Hax sprint session 26/11/2023
>>1113261I would I will
>>1113265
>>1113261only over rat
STATS STATS I NEED STATS
i need nü thread
so i reckon sunday hax will be a regular thing from now on, correct?
>>1113273rat is better than Krubb.
>>1113286OK rat
Make a new thread with one of those webms you supposedly have been making these past few days
>>1113293Hello Krubb
Four rats and a hardworking goalscorer like gimi is the ultimate team
>>1113299>goalscoreri'm a classic #10
>>1113299>hardworking goalscorer like gimihahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahaahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
stats will be posted on the new thread
Until next week then
>ctrl + f "krubb">71 matchesHow does he do it
>>1113358All me.>>1113365>>1113365>>1113365> new thread>>1113341Post your stats there.
>>1113358by posting 70 times.
>>1113391Lol "krubb" was already one step ahead of you >>1113368
hobo wonkatai lost
