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Can /vip/ count to 10?
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It's not supposed to be done by a single person you bloody poofta.
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can /vip/ count to 10 in base 3
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Instructions unclear, sent $10 to Israel
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does anyone else ever get violent thoughts when they see a woman?
like whenever i see some fucking thot sticking her ass out wearing almost nothing obviously vying for attention and wanting to be desired, i find it hard to stop myself from daydreaming about bashing her smug fucking whore face in with a fucking golf club, watching her expression go from that fake "trying to be cute" face they all make to fear and then horror as she starts screaming and pleading with me before i hit her again and knock the wind out of her disgusting whore body, her screaming turns to frantic gurgling as i keep bashing her stupid fucking face in over and over until even that subsides, she's unrecognizable her head is a bloody bubbling pulp, all shades of red speckled with bright white and soggy grey littering her crushed cranium alongside tufts of her stupid fucking dyed hair jesus fucking christ i hate these people so god damned much i don't even want pussy from them i don't want their attention i don't want to be liked by these vile people they're disgusting, if one of them touched me i'd cut my fucking hand off i just want them to fucking DIE
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You might be defective.
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Only in base 6, which is double base 3
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A Egg
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BITCH SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY BITCH

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE BITCH SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
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ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO BITCH MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY BITCH!!!
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>Can /vip/ count to 10?
I guess not famalam
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Broke: Counting to 10 in a dead forum
Woke: Counting from 2012 to 2020 with our since4pass clovers

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I am loose my job today at cucumber factory...

I am work hard there for 8 years, and today i am fire this is shiit man i dont know how to deal. It all start when boss bring in his daughter who is 16 years of age, she is wear clothes of street walker and all men in factory looks at her as she walks and she is seem to like it.

Well during lunch break i come up to her and say "I look at u a lot today can we have date i am experience in ovaries pleasure to women." she start to freak out and say "i am not like this but do u want to be friend?" So i say i am 28 years i do not friend woman i am alpha i put my sasika in woman no offend to u. She say ok i look at her ovarie area to mental picture and walk out.

So like 20 minute later boss come to me and he is angry he say to me how dare i hit on his only son, i say wow wow he is not son he is daughter of u! And he say "that is my son he had operation he is now transsvestita woman he cannot have baby but i is accept because america great country and they say is fine in california and i am now like this" I am say sorry i am not homosepian please forgive me but he then say to me i am fire and go home u are not make cucumber anymore. So now i am go home with no job how am i to support my family and expensive tranny habit, i am cry right now a little and spit on mirror fuk man.
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My dude. Have you ever looked at a guy and been like damn, this is the pinnacle of our species. Not that I have low self esteem or anything but sometimes you can accept that someone won the genetic lottery. Especially black dudes and up north in Norway and Iceland. These dudes look like amazonian warriors, have you seen shaka Zulu my guy and the dudes from Iceland lifting blocks of concrete and trucks and shit.
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i have a giantess fetish and when i see a thot sticking her ass out i daydream about her using me as a fart filter for days on end.

fite me, violentanon
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More than a 100 posts in and /vip/ still can't count to 10.
YIKES
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Farts stink. They're not pleasant. Having a fart fetish is just one step away from having a shit fetish. It's disgusting. Please reevaluate your life.
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Someone samefagged it. It's not the same thing.
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Based thread. Good job lads!
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