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Does he still visit you?
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Aliens don't exist
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>>102495
yes
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>>102496
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alUoE6tJP1w&ab_channel=blink-182-Topic
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>>102497
Is this real?
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>>102495
Best S U C C of my life.
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>>102496
>He hasn't made contact.
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>>102496
lmao look at this alienlet
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Aliens are demons.
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>>102497
ayy lmao
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>>102496
t. Alien
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>>102499
no, the stop sign was added in post
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>>102496
that can't be true, they're here stealing our jerbs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzh_OLenqE

Literally real.
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>>102496
Technically you're correct but the entities we perceive as Aliens do exist, they're however terrestrial from other dimensions bleeding over, which Alistair Crowley upset the natural shielding by disrupting our veil allowing them to pass over to our realm
These same entities are what people think are ghosts, demons, angels, gods
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>>102495
WHEN I SHOW UP IM JUST A LITTLE SECTOID
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>>102503
t. M. Night Shyamalan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qrQDVtTFYQ
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>>102509
how do we get them to stop being fags?
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>>102513
We don't, it's in their nature like OP
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Why are aliens so hostile/violating? Why can't they just be our bros?
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>>102496
>we don't exist
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>>102515
They are our bros and want nothing more than helping us grow human consciousness.
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>>102496
if that were true we wouldnt exist
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>>102515
Would you want to be bros with niggercattle after you've had a space alien? Would you still enjoy niggercattle?
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>>102515
They treat us like we treat other species.
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>>102515
If you were a slave faring alien and stopped to check out earth would you see what humans were like and think, "yeah, let's be pals with these backwards, half-a-retard, apes?
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ayy lmao
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Is there any good alien documentaries? Recent ones would be great.
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>>102515
Ever seen a kid step on ants and fuck up their colony with a stick? That's pretty much how an advanced alien species would see us.
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>>102509
Actually, that's all psyop bullshit. Aliens are a psyop, like most things.
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>>102515
They are benevolent. But you have to develop your consciousness if you want to have a successful contact

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

You can get the tapes easily if you're interested.
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>>102526
Can I get the quick rundown?
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>>102526
gimme a quick rundown
and what tapes where do i get them
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Schizos with false alien/ufo sightings are a glownigger psyop to poison the well.
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>>102529
Poison the psyop well? Aliens are a front for clandestine operation. The CIA regularly leaks bullshit files as a pseudo-limited hangout to distract from the real limited hangout.
They literally spend more on thinktanks to trick you than your entire economy does to support your entire nation annually.
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>>102495
>Does he still visit you?
I got old and doesn’t want me anymore
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>>102531
i love this meme
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>>102496
Okay opposite Tom Delonge.
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>>102531
>hey babe, is this thing on?
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>>102509
Shut up.
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>>102527
>>102528
A quick rundown will make this sound like a joke. Just read the CIA document, it's only 24 pages long, make sure to follow instructions to the letter and don't rush things.

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1LVwcHQ-WKDIrl8KTNqrJIs4pbE-kdFeI
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>>102532
>aliens are pedos
Makes sense for some reason.
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>>102537
>Hemi-Sync®
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https://youtu.be/SE2IjaPreEw
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>>102495
No
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>>102515
Orion empire are pretty dominating but that's because it serves an evolutionary purpose. The brothers and sisters of sorrow are pretty chill but way to passive in their approach towards man and our sphere. I mean I get it you fucked up in the past but we got over it as a species and more accepting of the outlandish these days. The loss of polarity cant be that bad. Then you have the council of nine and the guardians but they are more akin to divinity and the higher infinites. Thus why everybody refer to them as "those who never left his side". Really it's just orion that are outright control and oppression. The poor grays that aren't apart of orion also get stigmatized as being evil because guilty of association. Also their abduction and contact steps are a bit more startling to say the least. They said it was to keep those that contact from going into psychosis but that sounds like bullshit to me.
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>>102538
Being visited in the middle of the night, unable to move and anally penetrated?
Sounds like aliens to me
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>>102495
Every night.
https://exhentai.org/g/1785425/56c41087c7/
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https://youtu.be/VfKdZ3TRGd8
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>>102543
Can't get AIDS, only space AIDS.
which is worse
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>>102526
>>102537
This the time the CIA investigated ESP.
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>>102537
>A quick rundown will make this sound like a joke
Only if you do it poorly
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Why are channeled aliens so much more chill than the physical ones. I just wish they would drop the "all is one and infinite" hippy babble.
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>>102495
lower right is what nightmares are made of. I wasn't a pussy growing up so I read communion but that cover was always face-down when I went to bed

>>102529
>implying the glowniggers care about jerking around a bunch of tards
the UFO community is such a circus that glowniggers don't need to do much, the well is already full of shit and the schizos are drawn to it like flies. The fact that the government continued studying UFOs in secret post-Blue Book is evidence to me that there's more to it than
>speshul planes lol
but you won't find anything resembling the truth on /x/ or any other schizo-populated hellhole

>>102531
I remember when there were multiple boards going apeshit over this, good times
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>>102515
they aren't aliens, they are demons, look up sleep paralysis
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>Early 30s.
>Never had anything weird happen to me.
>Few weeks ago.
>Wake up.
>Feel weird.
>Everything feels slightly off.
>Feels like a slight acid trip or something the whole day.
>Go to bed.
>Sleep paralysis.
>Get visited by one of these >>102495
>Absolutely horrifying.
>Has happened several times now.
>Weird day followed by a visit.

>Had a weird day today.
>Don't want to go to sleep.
>Scared.
>Open /v/.
>See this thread.

Sorry, but I lack an adequate reaction image.
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>>102551
sleep paralysis is just waking nightmares, not demons, as demons aren't real
I've seen some really fucked up stuff during sleep paralysis and I think i'd be more affected if they were actually demons
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>>102552
When I had sleep paralysis, I got visited by the same guys too.. then I woke up and my anus felt weird.
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>>102552
Any idea of what they want?
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>>102553
they are the same visions that people see with aliens
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>>102555
It's one. I lay in bed and can't move. He hides near the edge of my vision and waits for me to pass out again. Feels 100% real. I hate this shit.
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>>102552
Who are you quoting?
Don't sleep on your back
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>>102495
98% Chance to Hit
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>>102556
maybe people's sleep paralysis nightmares just take the form of aliens?
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Most people have had experiences. They're just drugged during the process and don't remember it and/or block it out.
Set up a camera to record your bedroom while you sleep. You'll record interesting things some nights.
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>>102561
>implying they dont wipe electronics and shit
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>>102495
top left is a demon.
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>>102559
DODGE: GRAZED!
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>>102557
it is real
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>>102560
that's what I'm saying yeah
the interesting thing is that many people have similar or the same visions through sleep paralysis
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>>102515
Some are.

Tall whites are mostly beneficial to us. The grey's though...
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>>102566
>the interesting thing is that many people have similar or the same visions through sleep paralysis
Reminds me of DMT and people seeing clockworld elves, funnily enough your brain releases DMT when you dream too
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no
i broke free of something during one of my dreams about them and was able to yell in terror for the first time. that was the last time i saw them. they look nothing like that though.
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>>102567
>tall whites
i've seen people mention them before, quick rundown?
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>>102568
maybe it has something to do with a shared primal fear way way in the past
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>>102570
White Nordic peoples ancestors that interbred with earths natives, the white man is the Nephilim which is why the jews seek to destroy us
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>>102503
How does this make the world make any more sense? This makes me more confused. Why are demons only walking the Earth now? Why is God allowing it? The fuck do these demons even want? And the most important question of all: why are we even talking about this on /v/?
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>>102546
For anyone thinking he's joking people in brazil are really getting space aids and dying of radiation
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>>102495
If greys turn out to have smaller eyes on their face that AREN'T the ones we think of I'm gonna freak. I don't want this to be like those Dark Souls enemies.
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>>102568
>funnily enough your brain releases DMT when you dream too
That's the popular theory but DMT release hasn't been observed yet.
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>>102515
they are bros we are the ones that fucked it up
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>>102573
>why are we even talking about this on /v/?
shhhhhh
the off-topic schizo threads on here are the best
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>>102571
Perhaps, but what's curious is with the DMT example mechanical elves is incredibly specific and other hallucinogens do not work that way
Everyone on LSD or shrooms don't see the same shit, which implies DMT is more akin to dreaming than regular drugs
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>>102579
You can hit DMT like states with acid.

t. used both extensively
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>clockworld elves
just looked it up, you're telling me people consistently see pic related on DMT?
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>>102496
Fuck off glowie
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>>102581
Yes.
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>>102581
He's talking about machine elves.
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I swear to god, if jannies purge this thread...
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>>102503
Not everything is religious Anon. Maybe just maybe you should accept that perhaps other beings could be just like you or I out there
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>>102583
damn, now I wish I could try DMT to test it out, sounds interesting
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>>102570
Different race of alien. Real frail and slender and pale. They work with alot of world governments, they use our planet as a pit stop basically on their cargo runs, and help us out here and there with repairing tech and maybe advancements.

I forget the guys name but most of the "history" of them is from one old army guy. Although references to them continue on even recently being claimed to run the US government.

Listen to the tall whites episode on the podcast "the last podcast on the left" if you want to know more
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>>102585
It's the most interesting thread. Of course they will.
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>>102581
Yes, that's what makes it interesting, it's basically a meme since Joe Rogan but it's incredibly consistant which is fascinating, yeah when people freak out on acid they can see snakes and spiders, but those are raw primal fears evolution has hardwired into us, now what could have happened to our collective ancestral memory to create clockwork elves?
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>>102542
What
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>>102523
https://youtu.be/SpeSpA3e56A

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1121958/

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1579236/
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>>102574
Source?
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>>102587
>damn, now I wish I could try DMT to test it out, sounds interesting
It's a very intense short high from what I've heard, another common thing is apparently the machine elves try to educate the people they meet and can become angry and frustrated when you lose focus
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>>102515
Aliens are mostly neutral/good. Let's pretend you are a wolf in the wild and one day you're taken by humans. They could put you in a zoo and force you to mate with another wolf, but that's not what they are about. All they do are some medical check ups and return you close to where they found you. It may seem disorienting to you but they mean well.
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>>102585
your limpwristed ass will do fuck all
you'll continue to take it up the ass from trannyjannies and thank them for it
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>>102503
literally the plot of umineko except replace "demons" with "a witch"
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>everyone has literally 4k cameras in their pockets
>even third worlders has some decent phones to record any event
>all the high quality russian and chinese road gore
>not a single high quality ayylien video
yea dud aliens exist 100%
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yeah well people never actually saw these sorts of "aliens" before sci-fi became popular in the 50s
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>>102595
Why? Why dont they just come down and contact us completely? Humans honestly cant run everything by themselves we need help
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>>102599
Yes we did, we called them angels and demons back then
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>>102544
More like this?
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>>102495
/x/ is gay and dumb
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>>102594
Yeah, psychedelics are always something I've wanted to try. Sadly I've got a condition that prevents me from trying them, but maybe someday.
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Why would you move this thread to /trash/ and not /x/?
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>>102598
Do ants know about microchips?
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>>102608
>>102609
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>>102611
take your meds schizo





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